EXPECT ME

[DRAGONBAIT]

I was banned by the awesome staff on p1999, since they care too much on our opinions instead of making p1999 a great EQ emu server. But im back u assholes, expect me this x-mas, expect Rockandtroll the Greatest Shaman of all time.

[AzzarTheGod]

this guy is a beast on the mic expectin big thangs

[Korrupt]

drugs

[DRAGONBAIT]

who is this guy above me? cant remember that name? u a bluebie? i bet my troll balls, i challenge any shaman out there to a naked 1v1 duel to see whos the best pvp shaman on the server right now. YOU ALL SO NOOBISH, still raiding kunark dragons on 50+ people guys¿? red99s always been awesome and skilled.

[DRAGONBAIT]

ohh i know who u are, Kerwin. Best druid pvp ive ever seen, sorry didnt mean to mess with you.

[Computer Man]

Never met the OP but he sounds real mad, looking forward to sending him back to Grobb crying to the guards

[Tassador]

Guy was terrible and made no sense. Also was playing 50 cent poker games online LOL this is why I come here...

[Eslade]

lol @ playing eq on Christmas.

[Korrupt]

ohh i know who u are, Kerwin. Best druid pvp ive ever seen, sorry didnt mean to mess with you.

:cool:

[silo32]

op is a huge faygate and trash tier player expect nothing but more this

[Izmael]

can't wait for OP to go batshit mad again when called a poker fish.

[AzzarTheGod]

why I have respect for silo32 is because he dunked on Speeddsz when it was revealed he was a fraud.

not too many other people were willing to come forward and say "hey this guy doesn't sound like the real speedssz in voice, its a fan mail hoax by someone who collected all his screenshots from the SZ forums and purchased the accounts for sale on Hateguild trade section"

even if we beef over other stuff, ill always respect this dude for stepping up when it mattered.

[georgie]

jupe has a good eye, he just puts his love into the wrong things

[Izmael]

He's awful at poker

I know, but like a true poker retard he thinks he's good.

[AzzarTheGod]

people still play poker?

at least its possible now without being called a poser. we used to call em "poker posers" these young 20 year old non-college kids would get together at some fat kids house and play a game during a weekday.

glad that's all behind us now.

[Izmael]

I played online from 2008 to 2011, paid about 25% of my mortgage with the proceedings.

Was fun while it lasted.

Actually, no, it wasn't fun at all, it was a lot of very hard work, one of the reasons I quit. Other reasons include the fact that people like OP lost interest (or too much money) and quit, therefore drying up the field.

[silo32]

why I have respect for silo32 is because he dunked on Speeddsz when it was revealed he was a fraud.

not too many other people were willing to come forward and say "hey this guy doesn't sound like the real speedssz in voice, its a fan mail hoax by someone who collected all his screenshots from the SZ forums and purchased the accounts for sale on Hateguild trade section"

even if we beef over other stuff, ill always respect this dude for stepping up when it mattered.

sick part is speedsz still claims to be the original from sz... makes me cringe when people believe him, including himself

[silo32]

I still play on bovada... well ignition now, just sng's and I call top pair top kicker and still roll fish

[mickmoranis]

http://i.imgur.com/DeWbL1r.gif

OP thinks corner casting is casting in a corner YIKES

[Fame]

lol @ playing eq on Christmas.

a few days of avoiding my family during the holidays was the best time I ever had on p99

Twas the night after Christmas

http://i.imgur.com/UCbD6zN.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/NPOx3xo.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LSJzrDG.jpg

Not a bad time to be a flower child either

https://i.imgur.com/MLR7Ucn.jpg

[DRAGONBAIT]

http://i.imgur.com/DeWbL1r.gif

yikes, slosh gone, u where dead after that heal was pulled, but got stuck on the corner during corner castin. call it luck. velious geared rogue lvl 60 vs trash geared shaman lvl 55. i remember i got big balls and u got zero skills

Guy was terrible and made no sense. Also was playing 50 cent poker games online LOL this is why I come here...

who r u? i bet u were one of the loads who just ran away from zone when farmin on any of theyre alts in rathe or in oot. for sure an awfull player.
I played online from 2008 to 2011, paid about 25% of my mortgage with the proceedings.

Was fun while it lasted.

Actually, no, it wasn't fun at all, it was a lot of very hard work, one of the reasons I quit. Other reasons include the fact that people like OP lost interest (or too much money) and quit, therefore drying up the field.

i remember this guy, a troll sk being AFK plvled in my home, OOT, by a shitty player mague with an epic, of course i bet that epic was RMTed. i wont say awfull player since i recall some people from ure grp actually tried to pvp.


I wont adress any of the poker issues, im making my money there so enjoy. See ya on x-mas any of ur lvl 60 velious geared chars are welcome to duel my 55 shaman this holydays. looking foward to it, see if u guys learnt to play this

[DRAGONBAIT]

op is a huge faygate and trash tier player expect nothing but more this

who is this? plz those vocal tell me ur in game characters so i can have a real laugh plz. VERY FEW here deserve any pvp respect.

[Izmael]

out of pills again huh

[skarlorn]

people still play poker?

at least its possible now without being called a poser. we used to call em "poker posers" these young 20 year old non-college kids would get together at some fat kids house and play a game during a weekday.

glad that's all behind us now.

excellent post. back then i was a 15 year old with a fresh sense of style and good looks, so those 20 year olds would invite me to their gay little shitty poker games and I'd smoke their tobacco drink their booze, lose $5 and then never hang out with those fggots again

[Tassador]

dragonbait most delusional player which is hard with this player base, but the best part was he played .25 cent poker games. Lol dude you need a quarter I'll cash app you brother...

[AzzarTheGod]

tag over

[AzzarTheGod]

excellent post. back then i was a 15 year old with a fresh sense of style and good looks, so those 20 year olds would invite me to their gay little shitty poker games and I'd smoke their tobacco drink their booze, lose $5 and then never hang out with those fggots again

Well I cant say I am surprised about this.

This was a dark time when even the biggest reject could become Nuevo-cool by hosting these poker games. I had a large 400 pound native American reject friend in my circle (I believe in charity) who once referenced a poker game when talking about stuff to do for the night.

He was like "shawn Crowley is havin some heads over I guess, hes got these gay poker games going on now every week". (accurate 2002-2003 Titanium client quote)

I was like holy shit, shawn Crowley?? That kid is a HUGE fucking loser. He was unapologetically fat, very very short and stout w/ a early 90's bowl cut hairstyle. He also had very short arms and weird fat but not jumbo bone structure...so he wasn't even a "legit" fat kid you could respect. WHAT A FUCKING LOSER. 14 years and that kid's memory is still offensive.

So we decided to drive over to Crowley's neighborhood to see who was there. Pulled up and counted the cars there. Wow he had somehow managed to get 5 people over his house. We sat there dumbfounded and disgusted.

thank god the nation wide movement to give fat people friends is over.

[Tassador]

Dragonbait lol

[HippoNipple]

So we decided to drive over to Crowley's neighborhood to see who was there. Pulled up and counted the cars there. Wow he had somehow managed to get 5 people over his house. We sat there dumbfounded and disgusted.



Syft wasn't invited.

[Meep]

Today I learnt about Asbergers, I think we have a few candidates here

[AzzarTheGod]

kicked that guy (Quiex) from an Empire group and said I had to prioritize members to him in TS which was a lie (he had guest permissions). large case of the berg but was a good chap about it.

Never took my advice and apped. Guy was mad about the guild website section on autism.

[DRAGONBAIT]

i dont understand what u guys are talking about : ( but i can bet my balls u are all awfull pvp players since u gotta catch me speaking about poker. oh gosh...

tassador my love, wich was ur in-game character? i bet i should know it but since ure awfull in pvp im sure thats why i didnt keep it in mind.

On a side note, not sure but i read something about poker and fat guys, just for the record im more fit than any of u, all genetics no gym, im a fucking alpha u betas.

[Korrupt]

actually- nvm- edit- dragonbait spittin truth up in here lol.

[DRAGONBAIT]

Rockntrolla was always fun to fight because he would spam you with rage tells when he lost.

thats not me but ok. if we fought, chances are u loose, since very few people beat me and the ones that did made a good friendship with me. stfu

[DRAGONBAIT]

english is not my language, u know how to speak spanish? keep trying everything but EQ talk or telling me ur in game char so i can be sure i kicked ur ass who knows how many times.

edit: again, like on EQ i bet my poker knowledge is by far better than yours, boosted by a higher IQ too. cya in norrath bro

[Ragnaros]

the funny thing is this guy is actually good lol he is just lvl 56 in a bloodstained tunic

[Korrupt]

the funny thing is this guy is actually good lol he is just lvl 56 in a bloodstained tunic

true he's alrighht dude if he just calmed his bergs a lil bit

[Izmael]

This Dragonbait dude needs to fight Gzaz. Whatever the outcome, the forums will be glorious for weeks.

[AzzarTheGod]

This Dragonbait dude needs to fight Gzaz. Whatever the outcome, the forums will be glorious for weeks.

Could be the next Lifealert vs Baam ur saying?

Doubt it the Baam beef spanned over a full year+ and started while they were leveling up.

Unmatched #1 box rivalry

[DRAGONBAIT]

honestly, i have love for u all. if we meet in game.

[DRAGONBAIT]

the funny thing is this guy is actually good lol he is just lvl 56 in a bloodstained tunic

its a rubi bp, a trully oldschool shaman item. fits me.

[Izmael]

honestly, i have love for u all. if we meet in game.


I remember when leveling my enc in a group in CoM with a bunch of noobs essentially in rags you came with a bard played by that wacko Bobby dude.

After harassing us for a while and failing to score a kill you two started training literally the whole ground floor of CoM over us to soften us up, but partly due to my leet chanting we repeatedly killed all the trains and denied you any YTs until you literally ran out of mobs to train, berged out in /shout some more and and left empty handed while we counted the levels we gained from your pulls.

Good memories tbh <3

[DRAGONBAIT]

that cant be true, since i used to kill those shitty pvp players who used to go to CoM to nuke people from the roofs etc and stop them leveling, stfu ive never done any dishonoring pvp, NEVER. I remember some fights in CoM, always outnumbered or against people gettin lame YTs from the roofs. STFU u are just bad at pvp

edit : oh, was it a fight where i was on my pally? i remember some fighting in CoM against hateraid druid maybe? and some others, maybe im puttin the wrong name here. we were like 2v8 but ok. call that harass and training, we did none and we won.

TBH too many fights, everyday i got a few, i only remember the good ones and i remember one in CoM but im not sure if u were in that one. you are just on another level bro. calling bobby a wacko...i dont know what do that means but he can kill u on any class anytime, anywhere. try harder

[georgie]

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