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Xaanka
11-24-2016, 07:35 AM
thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main bitch 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 to America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search for new dicks to suck 🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦 gravy 💦 this year. Get 5⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe 😟. get 1⃣0⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut 😽😽. Happy cock 🐓 gobbling 👄 thursday 👌
Korrupt
11-24-2016, 08:21 AM
god gzaz u are one angry fgt, you manic right now?
god gzaz u are one angry fgt, you manic right now?
Shove that thanks giving turkey up yo ass hole
bigbard1
11-24-2016, 09:09 AM
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Korrupt
11-24-2016, 09:26 AM
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Slathar
11-24-2016, 10:14 AM
you have a picture of yourself doing a rock and roll hand gesture as your avatar kerwin
get it together. although you look normal and im jealous you can fit into a cameras frame. these liberal cameras only get a quarter of my girth.
Tassador
11-24-2016, 10:52 AM
Happy Thanksgiving fellow degenerates!
you have a picture of yourself doing a rock and roll hand gesture as your avatar kerwin
get it together. although you look normal and im jealous you can fit into a cameras frame. these liberal cameras only get a quarter of my girth.
I like this guy
Xaanka
11-24-2016, 06:48 PM
xaanka whats with your avatar, did someone blow a load on a bird in a corner seriousley?
I used to 💦masturbate💦 onto 🐦birds🐦 at a local park🌲🌳🌸. 🚫Not a thing that I’m particularly 😇proud of🚫 but I be💦CAME💦 quite ✅✅good at it. I was taking zinc 💊supplements💎💉 so I was shooting 💦💦💦massive loads💦💦💦 and it became something of a ⚽🎾⚾sport⛳🎳 to me. For anyone🙋🙏 interested😎 here is your best✅ strategy❌⭕.first, you need to find an 🌎isolated spot🌍 so you don’t become a 🔪🙅👶sex offender👶🍼🍼. I found👀 a ⬇short kind of ↕channel area😋😉 where I 👀saw the 🐦🐓pigeons would 👪congregate. Next, you 😍😜😷arouse💦💦 🙋yourself. I was usually 😌😊content with envisioning👽👄👀 the occasional 👌🏃jogging 👭lady 💦💦coming💦💦 over and ✅✅taking a shit™ 💩💩on my chest🙋 and that was ✅✔enough to 🔥💥🚗fuel the fire🔥🔥🔥 but if you’re 🚫not🚫 as ☺😇😉😜sexually 💡charged🍆⚡⚡ as 🙋me🙋 just take some 😻😝😘porn😜 on the 🏃go➡. After you’re ✔good✔ an 😍🌵horny😉, you get some 🍞bread. My 🐦pigeons🐓 preferred 🍞🍞white bread but 🍆👍💪healthier 🐥🐤birds🐣 might have a 👅taste👅💦 for 🍼🍭honey wheat🌿🌾 or maybe even 🔢multigrain🔢. ✊Fat, unhealthy😷 birds🐓🐦 are ❌slower and ✅easier to 💦hit💦 so remember✅✔ that. Once you are 👍seated👇 on the 🌳bench and ⚠ready⚠ to 😉😉do the deed😍😛, whip👊 your 🍆roosevelt🍆 out and scatter 🍞bread🍞 out within a few 👇feet of you. use your 😕judgement based✊👌 on how far↔ you know you can 💦cum💦. I was a lonely😢😥 and depraved😲😵 soul💫✨ who could 🔒hit targets💦 the size of a 👌thimble at distances up to feet. You wait for the 🐦pigeons🐥 to begin ✊👌eating and to get ☺comfortable with 🙋your presence. At this point⏬, you want to 😉😯coo gently👅 and talk 👄sensually💋 to them to 🔒gain their ✅trust. Now you’re finally ready to 💦cum💦 on your 🐦bird. This is a 💪tough part because the 🏃rapid motion💨 of 💦masturbation🍆 is very frightening😲😮 to the birds🐤🐦, so you have to be 🙅🙈subtle. Once you 👵master💯 a 🆗technique, you simply wind🔃 it up⬆ and let it ♻go🔛, ❌aiming depending on your past 💦cumming💦 experiences🍆. I always 💦came💦 🍁high🍃 so I would ⛳aim for the 🐣neck of the 🐦🐥bird and catch it right in the 😢😛face. It’s an ✅extremely 💯satisfying and 😍erotic feeling😜, 👀💀seeing those 🐥🐔birds reel🐬 around♻ covered in 💦cum💦 and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city🗼🗽🗾. ↕Either↔way I haven’t 🍌done it🍆 in 🕗years🕝 but every 🆗✔now and then I ✊✊catch myself🙋 gazing👀 wistfully😻 at a flock of 🐦🐤birds, 🍆🍌cock 😩😍😋throbbing✊👌 and 🕑waiting for them to 🌎🌋land close🌍 to me🙋😌😝.
silo32
11-24-2016, 06:52 PM
xaanka whats with your avatar, did someone blow a load on a bird in a corner seriousley?
this is what he and his crew do, homelessness and brain damage
This is why he was cringe worthy in EQ and I could never understand why any guild would take him in. He is another reason why empire turned to cancer and fell. Pretty sure he is still homeless but continues to post here. Sick Life
skarlorn
11-24-2016, 06:53 PM
49 weirdos on red right now, the day of giving thanks to your middle class American family.
Seek help. I mean this with compassion
Xaanka
11-24-2016, 07:44 PM
this is what he and his crew do, homelessness and brain damage
This is why he was cringe worthy in EQ and I could never understand why any guild would take him in. He is another reason why empire turned to cancer and fell. Pretty sure he is still homeless but continues to post here. Sick Life
this guy is still upset about an EverQuest guild a year later :eek:
this is what he and his crew do, homelessness and brain damage
This is why he was cringe worthy in EQ and I could never understand why any guild would take him in. He is another reason why empire turned to cancer and fell. Pretty sure he is still homeless but continues to post here. Sick Life
This guy was caught butt fucking his own father #faggot
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