History of a Scumbag (Kerwin/Gaffin/Bouncerr)

[Ruinous]

Please keep RL attacks out of this thread to ensure it remains this time.

To preface this, EVERYTHING in this post is found via the Project 1999 forums, thus is fair game to re-post here. Please, read through this, then ask yourself the following:

WHY DOES THIS SCUMBAG CONTINUE TO BE ALLOWED TO PLAY ON THESE SERVERS AFTER MULTIPLE TIMES BEING CAUGHT SCAMMING, RMTING, STRIPPING ACCOUNTS, POSTING ACCOUNT INFO OF OTHERS, HACKING AND CONSTANTLY POSTING RL INFO OF OTHER MEMBERS?


Anyways, here's what you need to know about the person you currently know as Kerwin the druid on Red99...

Kerwin started his lengthy career of underhanded and shady dealings on blue, before red came into existence. I haven't looked around for information on his very first characters aside from the names he has listed in the past, so there may be more to the story before the point he bought Bouncerr on blue, but that's where I started. However, if you look up some of the forum names that match the character names he lists, you'll see they are banned, yet only have post histories of buying and selling items on the forum, which is a good indication that he got busted for something before my list here starts...

INCIDENT #1:

After buying Bouncerr the ogre warrior on blue, he joins BDA to raid and work on getting his epic. He manages to get awarded the maestro hand, then de-guilds the next day to try to sell it. (See post: here (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=791680&postcount=96))

INCIDENT #2:

He applies to multiple guilds, such as FE, but gets denied. Finally gets invited by TMO and begins to raid with them. Shortly thereafter, he gets banned across 3 level 60 accounts for selling an account that was not his. Supposedly an account that a friend (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=792241&postcount=258) had shared access with him. He posts about it and says his goodbyes (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91597&highlight=bouncerr) on the forums.

INCIDENT #3:

Without much forethought, he ends up posting a picture (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=791678&postcount=94) of raiding with TMO on his warrior Bouncerr before the ban, without realizing there was evidence of using the hacking program MacroQuest2 in the screenshot. After being called out on it, he ends up posting another picture (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=792687&postcount=329) of blatantly using MacroQuest 2 while he was still raiding with BDA, because, why not right? BIG ROGEAN himself comes in to the thread to confirm (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=791840&postcount=152) that he had been flagged for hacking. So even if he hadn't been banned for selling a friends account, he would have been banned for hacking (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=792504&postcount=294) anyways.

INCIDENT #4:

After his goodbye thread goes horribly wrong, having been caught selling his friend's account and then confirmed for hacking as well, he proceeds to post a list of account login names and passwords from his former friends as well as TMO guild accounts (trackers and whatnot), thus getting the thread locked (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=795699&postcount=471). On top of this, he spams TMO's batphone (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=792569&postcount=306) at all hours of the day and night.

INCIDENT #5:

In the same goodbye thread, after vehemently denying that he was RMTing, he finally comes out and admits it (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=792658&postcount=322), also threatening to get his sellers/buyers banned.

INCIDENT #6:

With his reputation tarnished and no serious guilds on blue wanting to touch him with a 10 foot pole any more, he ends up buying Gaffin the Rogue to continue his raiding career on blue. He ends up getting his app accepted to TMO again under the guise of being the original owner, and ends up being discovered, with much hilarity, on a live twitch stream. All because he joined the guild VOIP server and their forums with the same IP he had played Bouncerr from. (See Twitch video: HERE (https://www.twitch.tv/tigglesp99/v/50925152))

Now, having been booted from TMO again and now owning a basically worthless level 60 rogue on blue, because no respectable guilds will take him, he ends up re-rolling to Gaffin the Rogue on red instead. Which leads us to...

INCIDENT #7:

He ends up getting FOUR MORE accounts banned (can only confirm Gaffin on blue and Gaffin on Red, not sure on the others) because he tried scamming (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1188617&postcount=12) someone on a cross-server transfer of items to get ahead on red. He gets his in-game and forum accounts banned, then creates a new forum handle to CONTINUE to try to scam people before Ambrotos forum-PK's him. Thus, christening him as behaving just as poorly on red as he had been on blue before trying to get a fresh start. (See thread: here (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128373))

INCIDENT #8:

From this point forward, he re-rolls to a new anonymous character, Savor the Cleric, to once again try to get a fresh start so that he can get in to a guild to raid with. I don't know all of the details of his time as Savor, however I do know that Sektor discovered that it was indeed Gaffin that was playing the account (not sure how he made this connection, however he used the forum handle "faikkil" to post under for Savor, which is a name he listed as one he owned way back in his quitting post on blue)

INCIDENT #9:

At this point, he starts playing another new cleric, named Vibrate. I'm assuming that he rolled this character anonymously again, though I don't have confirmation on that yet. However, he ends up raiding with Holo, wherein he eats yet another ban. This time, he strips items from his then-friend Exed account. When Exed confronted him about it, he denied it and kept trolling him in tells, thinking he was going to be untouchable. However, Derupal did some investigating (See image: HERE (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1672668&postcount=17)), discovered it was indeed Vibrate that stripped the account, and put the hammer down, thus banning both Savor and Vibrate, immediately after being awarded a trak cleric BP from raiding with Holo. (ouch!) As for the supposed reason why he stripped Exed? I'll let you read it from his own mouth here (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1923323&postcount=1).


These days he goes around pretending to be a good guy that wants to help the community grow by buffing new players and giving them gear. No doubtedly this is a good thing for brand new players, however, beware of any generosity that you take. His motives have always been self-serving. I would never join a group with him, join a guild he had any leadership in, nor ever trust him with personal info, account info, or any items. After every time that he got in trouble throughout the list here, he had the same ol' song and dance about changing, being a better person, never doing anything like that again... and yet, it keeps happening.. and happening.. which is why I made this thread.

Stay safe out there friends!


Relevant Links:
*Quitting posts, funny drama and relative asshattery*

Farewell P99 (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91597) (Bouncerr ban / quitting post)
later dawgs (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=172922) (Gaffin ban / quitting post)
Quitting P99, Item giveaway! (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=222871) (3rd time's the charm!)
Not that anybody cares, but.. (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=132971) (Sektor discovers Savor=Gaffin)
FREE BOUNCERR (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=151803)
Free Vibrate 2014 (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=172469)
Bouncerr buys account tries to app TMO with it (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=117867)
*******JUNKIE ALERT******* (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170974)
Vibrate PST!!! (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170678)
Gaffin (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128373)
They say "Gaffin griefed Tiggles off forums" (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=123873)

List of Known Previous / Current Characters:

Red:

Kerwin
Vibrate
Savor
Gaffin


Blue:

Bouncerr
Gaffin
Amplitude
Faikkil
Kupah
Amplify
Myliek


P.S. - Thanks to Braknar for deleting the first incarnation of this thread. It gave me a chance to do some more research to fill in some of the blanks that I missed the first time around.

[Eslade]

Too much care

[CheeseRoll]

Holy crap.

1. You care WAY too much about another man.

2. I assume you are male, caring this much for another man, is not healthy, and borderline, no, it is gay.

3. Didn't read, all this work for nothing.

Pls give cliff notes, though probably wont read those either.

[Vibrate]

R U S T L E D

MACE QUEST INC

[Vibrate]

btw i never tried to sell that hand of maestro i gave away my account out in public in ooc was like 100 people standing in front of me, after that everyone still thought it was me

[Vibrate]

i eventually then got that acc back by asking the guy to take 300k for it

[Andrei Chikatilo]

I read it all and show my friends

[Vibrate]

i trolled and rustled everyone so hard on blue was a joke, people made a thread everyday like this mad as fuck

[Andrei Chikatilo]

mad as fuck

http://i.imgur.com/QP4utqu.gif

[Andrei Chikatilo]

http://i.imgur.com/QP4utqu.gif


Without much forethought, he ends up posting a picture of raiding with TMO on his warrior Bouncerr before the ban, without realizing there was evidence of using the hacking program MacroQuest2 in the screenshot. After being called out on it, he ends up posting another picture of blatantly using MacroQuest 2 while he was still raiding with BDA, because, why not right? BIG ROGEAN himself comes in to the thread to confirm that he had been flagged for hacking. So even if he hadn't been banned for selling a friends account, he would have been banned for hacking anyways.

[Eslade]

The fabled triple post.

[Andrei Chikatilo]

i have trouble with message board on computer

[oricalum]

Gotta admit. That shit was layed out like a science project. Tabs and all lol. Nice work, but will the other 39 players read it and follow it's teachings? Hand tatoo, all anyone needs to know.

[Vibrate]

aint nothing wrong with a hand tattoo when you know you will never do business or have a really high paying job, i make money my own way, so i dont really care about those comments at all lol

[CheeseRoll]

aint nothing wrong with a hand tattoo when you know you will never do business or have a really high paying job, i make money my own way, so i dont really care about those comments at all lol

There will always be a job selling drugs in America, so you good. :eek:

[deadlycupcakez]

I thought gaffin was Ravez as well - p sure he confessed in solb one night, unsure if Exed knows this as they play together

[Vibrate]

naw im not ravez at all, was new guy i met from tmo

[Tassador]

No one is reading that crap plus the 17 people on here know what a loser this guy is. Literally trying to show how cool he is with pictures of vacation money, Macy shoe sales and facebook.

Just a try hard trying hard.

[Vibrate]

No one is reading that crap plus the 17 people on here know what a loser this guy is. Literally trying to show how cool he is with pictures of vacation money, Macy shoe sales and facebook.

Just a try hard trying hard.

i dont play here i tried to grief people in guk like a wannabe chewie but i quit p99 and post about it - Tassador


http://i.imgur.com/Xok4Kbh.jpg

[Pumpedup]

OP Needs a job and a girlfriend very badly

dude who fucking cares

[Tassador]

i dont play here i tried to grief people in guk like a wannabe chewie but i quit p99 and post about it - Tassador


http://i.imgur.com/Xok4Kbh.jpg

How should I retort? With a pic of how good my life is or past eq accomplishments?

[Vibrate]

maybe with you quitting the forums because your post are stupid shit about how the server is dead constantly

[NorseGod]

This is a informative thread, this guy is a delusional sociopath.

[Pumpedup]

no he isnt

everyone on red99 is 100% cool and normal

[CheeseRoll]

so basically you make money by sucking dudes off?

Hand tattoo is for jacking guys off.

If he had his lips/tongue pierced, that yes sucking them off.

http://i.imgur.com/dBxxL36.jpg?2

[AzzarTheGod]

I read it all and show my friends

x2 and just wanted to post a thank you for reposting this.

I will stay out of the thread so Kerwin can't nuke it this time with doxxing.

[skarlorn]

Great post OP. Don't listen to the haters. That was well written and very well laid out. You've done fine job chronicling the misadventures of the scumbag Gaffin

[Vibrate]

same cringy posters ridin my dick, like 5 of them that auto post where i do.

i mean how mad on a scale 1 to 10 do you have to be to put me in your sig?

:cool:

[vouss]

he is very strange

[AzzarTheGod]

id personally like to see more kerwin sigs with various stories/threads/posts in them from across the spectrum until he gets the help he needs.

[Wrench]

These days he goes around pretending to be a good guy that wants to help the community grow by buffing new players and giving them gear. No doubtedly this is a good thing for brand new players, however, beware of any generosity that you take. His motives have always been self-serving. I would never join a group with him, join a guild he had any leadership in, nor ever trust him with personal info, account info, or any items.

the noob hotel tactic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcIyUN0rGjE

[Vibrate]

tryin to grief me like i havent already put all this information out there before and its new

macequest inc

i posted op's pic and he been furious since, he made that thread in like 2 mins is the sad part.

drugs

[Ruinous]

Gotta admit. That shit was layed out like a science project. Tabs and all lol. Nice work, but will the other 39 players read it and follow it's teachings?

I'm using this shit for my freshman psychology final.

Hand tatoo, all anyone needs to know.

One has to wonder whether he would have gone down this path without the powerful hand tattoo compelling him to act like a dirtbag.

[Vibrate]

ya ok weirdo who looks like bill nye science guy, keep making manifesto threads while i get a laugh out of it

[ZiggyTheMuss]

How sad is your life to keep coming back to a community/game that doesn't want you? Seriously? Real talk, you need some help and probably a big hug. Not it.

[TheDuck]

i think kerwin is the best

[Ruinous]

You need to be more specific. Try something like:

I think Kerwin is the best...

...at changing my car's oil.
...at up-selling the large combo meal.
...at bagging my groceries.
...at pumping my gas.
...at getting accounts banned.

Eh, you get the idea.

[entruil]

i think kerwin is the best

How do you feel about Item Loot? I will laugh at all the nematodes being trapped.

Still, only thing really that cause'd upheavel was to deny Rallos... Sullon has a viable argument... Tallon and Vallon shine in this forum environment...


Soon as he learns what he is lacking or a reason not to keep this troll up, he will be a motivating factor to light which could shine out this damp dark dankness... it's even what "]}they{[" want...

disclaimer: https://youtu.be/cMzm4_HB0o8?t=429

[georgie]

This thread would be great if half those pic links worked

[entruil]

You post in every thread because you are unemployed because Nobody will hire a Jerry with a hand tattoo.

Y-I-K-E-S

Reported


Just wanted to point out rediculousness for Jerry.

I can't even explain teh steel reserve what he did...

Free Jerry... probably lost everything/died in hurricane and we will never have known cause jerry got banned reported by someone who said same thing 3 posts b4 =P

[entruil]

lol

[AzzarTheGod]

How sad is your life to keep coming back to a community/game that doesn't want you? Seriously? Real talk, you need some help and probably a big hug. Not it.

Same for that binks guy tomatoking/PumpedUp. Not it.

[Ruinous]

This thread would be great if half those pic links worked

What're you talking about? Most of the links in OP are to forum posts. The links to forum posts with pictures in them do work, the only one that doesn't is Rogean's post to show Bouncerr's account being flagged. Which I'm sure he deleted off his personal server awhile ago.

[Smedy]

some serial nutswinging going on, there's no such thing as winning writing a novella about some guy on emulated simquest

[TheDuck]

smedy u learn the quaran yet

[bubur]

i like kerwin more after reading this thread. maybe i jumped the bandwagon too fast on calling him a fag. i apologize kerwin

also quaran is good read

[Ruinous]

some serial nutswinging going on, there's no such thing as winning writing a novella about some guy on emulated simquest

Hey aren't you the guy that got busted for both RMTing and multiboxing? Sorry, there's no such thing as winning at a 16 year old video game if you have to cheat and pay other people to get ahead.

P.S. you also literally host a website to keep pictures of peoples children that play here. stop posting.


smedy u learn the quaran yet

Fucking LOL

[bubur]

ruinous are you syft?

[Ruinous]

ruinous are you syft?

I don't talk about my pvp record nearly enough to be Syft.

[bubur]

sounds like something syft would say

[Smedy]

Hey aren't you the guy that got busted for both RMTing and multiboxing? Sorry, there's no such thing as winning at a 16 year old video game if you have to cheat and pay other people to get ahead.

P.S. you also literally host a website to keep pictures of peoples children that play here. stop posting.

Fucking LOL

My 2 box is gm sanctioned by sir sirken the third, a good pal of oysterquesting. All my RMT business is strictly classified but lets just say i have access to all my accounts and my bank is smilin hard as hell right now

what kids pictures? you mean the official community PSA of how fattywalk abuse his kids by force feeding them chocolate cakes the size of a fucking bathtub? Yeah i cared about the kids, we all did.... who wants diabetus at the age of 25? Give the kids a fucking chance at life, just because the parents are dumbfucks doesn't necessarily mean the kids will be.

Keep on keeping on you angry bluebie scrub

*PS, i am on top of my quran game, i swing with 42 ladies right now and i plan to have 60 by the end of the year

[Xaanka]

y u playin victim here when you're on page 1 of server chat threatening to doxx me for playfully trolling you?
toxic.

i can dox but not even worth it, can tell you are really mad irl right now so ill make u not suicide.

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2390840&postcount=162

[Xaanka]

kerwin we need answers......

[Xaanka]

like all im saying tho is if u dont want people thinking youre toxic, dont make yourself look toxic on the forums keep ur postin civil or something

[Vibrate]

cringe @ sig xaanka makin me want to turn sigs off

[Vibrate]

this is how his rustle started

i said in a thread i got 12 fungis u can have 1, he then pmed me thinking i was foreal

http://i.imgur.com/5jCo1Rk.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/NjLeirr.jpg

then made a sig about me, shortly later after outting his rl pic he got really heated, after linking my fb he made this psycho thread

[Xaanka]

this is how his rustle started

i said in a thread i got 12 fungis u can have 1, he then pmed me thinking i was foreal

http://i.imgur.com/5jCo1Rk.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/NjLeirr.jpg

then made a sig about me, shortly later after outting his rl pic he got really heated, after linking my fb he made this psycho thread

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

is that for real? good troll kerwin lmao

cringe @ sig xaanka makin me want to turn sigs off

its Anthony Weiner, the man who just saved America.

[Pumpedup]

hows zek dude?

1 week in shits peakin @ 50

[Vibrate]

hows zek dude?

1 week in shits peakin @ 50

i thought u was boasting all about that server not long ago?

[Ruinous]

y u playin victim here when you're on page 1 of server chat threatening to doxx me for playfully trolling you?
toxic.



https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2390840&postcount=162

Kerwin threatening to dox people? Weird, he's such a cool and normal guy.

[Eslade]

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

is that for real? good troll kerwin lmao



its Anthony Weiner, the man who just saved America.

God bless that man.

[Spyder73]

Post was A+ OP, well thought out and well executed - Posts like this are important. Especially when considering that Kerwin will probably be shuffled of this mortal coil sooner rather than later because FGT/AIDS.

[derpcake]

I played a few months on red, and at some point told Nirgon to take care of his dealings with him.

Epic FQ ensued a few months after.

Its hard to admit, but I guess I was wrong. Gaffin / Kerwin / Bouncer great people, please arrange your transfers through them.

[Qtip]

Post was A+ OP, well thought out and well executed - Posts like this are important. Especially when considering that Kerwin will probably be shuffled of this mortal coil sooner rather than later because FGT/AIDS.

Fuck back to the blue forums where your faggot ass can cry another 2 years for your wu tang surname.

[Vibrate]

Fuck back to the blue forums where your faggot ass can cry another 2 years for your wu tang surname.

chortled hard

[Spyder73]

sucked D hard

I would have thought that you of all people would appreciate this thread this most. You obviously go out of your way to be super edgy yet are mega rustled when your various indiscretions are pointed out. Embrace the humiliation and own it, otherwise it makes all this way more cringey and creepy by highlighting how big of a nerd/fgt you are.

[Vibrate]

no one is rustled but you bluebie go back to making long roleplaying threads

[hammbone]

1) it's a game
2) game is 16 yrs old...
3) d-bags existed on live, red is no different
4) his business is his business
5) GMs have and will continue to deal with situations as they arise
6) it's impossible to prevent a player from playing on a public emu server
7) you have wayyyy too much time on your hands - go get a girlfriend

[Xaanka]

8) im gay

[Spyder73]

9) I'm aroused

[hammbone]

10) and still no one cares

[Pumpedup]

1) it's a game
2) game is 16 yrs old...
3) d-bags existed on live, red is no different
4) his business is his business
5) GMs have and will continue to deal with situations as they arise
6) it's impossible to prevent a player from playing on a public emu server
7) you have wayyyy too much time on your hands - go get a girlfriend

good post

[Xaanka]

no one cares

quote sums up PvP Rants and Flames every post & ever thread
wrap it up boys

[Ruinous]

10) and still no one cares

1) I care.

The end.

[Vibrate]

1) it's a game
2) game is 16 yrs old...
3) d-bags existed on live, red is no different
4) his business is his business
5) GMs have and will continue to deal with situations as they arise
6) it's impossible to prevent a player from playing on a public emu server
7) you have wayyyy too much time on your hands - go get a girlfriend

[Tassador]

differences between red and live.

1. age
2. pop
3. wipe

[Ruinous]

Bump!

[AenorVZ]

A+ would read again while taking a massive shit.

[Korrupt]

http://i.imgur.com/5jCo1Rk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NjLeirr.jpg

*makes manifesto thread inserts me in his sig*

[Ruinous]

Thanks for the free bump!

[NorseGod]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGrNAB45CtY

[Ruinous]

Anyone remember this classic Gaffin blow-up thread when he was trying to scam people on cross server trades from blue to red and ate a bunch of bans? LOL, good read! Also a good indicator of how he's a pathological liar.

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128343

[Ruinous]

The accompanying thread to the one above:

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128166

Gets caught scamming 3 people on an imaginary trade from blue to red, so he tries to do it on his alt forum account instead. What a great guy, really healthy for the community.

[Pumpedup]

lol good reads

[TheDuck]

hey pumped, i need some ph up and down, and ph meter, sell me some so i dont have to drive down to pompano.

[Mingo]

Quality read indeed. The highlight for me is when Gaffin plays the victim because being banned on 4 accounts, at least one of which is suggested to be on redguides at that point, for scamming a fungi was not equitable. Can't help but feel sorry for the guy, he had such high aspirations, he could almost feel the pharmaceutical high he was going to purchase with his RMT.

[Pumpedup]

hey pumped, i need some ph up and down, and ph meter, sell me some so i dont have to drive down to pompano.

what would you need with ph up?

buy online $$

[TheDuck]

what would you need with ph up?

buy online $$

lemme send it to ur house then lol :(, not exactly setup nor care to recieve shit like that thru the mail. ah well, go check out universal supply in the morning. and ur right, i dont need up, i just need down.

[Tradesonred]

R U S T L E D

MACE QUEST INC

Guy is doing his PhD right here on why someone on the internet has him rustled

You know what, didnt click on a single spoiler

[vouss]

hey ecoli I see you still have 0 friends keep it up

[Tradesonred]

hey ecoli I see you still have 0 friends keep it up

lol this guy still gonna be here with 10 peak pop trying to pick a fight on the forums with anyone that he can get to give a shit

[Ruinous]

lol this guy still gonna be here with 10 peak pop trying to pick a fight on the forums with anyone that he can get to give a shit

Says the guy that has never had friends here and doesn't even play. Tell us again, why are you still here? At least he has an excuse for being here still.

Is this what you have to resort to? Trying to take sides with a low life like Gaffin to have any chance at making friends with someone? Yikes!

[Korrupt]

IM FREE

GET FUKKIN REKT

[Ruinous]

Man, seeing how many years you've been here, how many characters you've leveled and lost across both servers, the ridiculous number of forum accounts you've gone through with the thousands and thousands of posts you've made... really makes a guy wonder how you could possibly be spending any time with your son.

[Korrupt]

I dont have a son weirdo

[bubur]

tbh kerwin gave me a jank 1hb when i was pretending to be new on server and was a big influence on one of my alts leveling ability

good guy if u ask me, yall hate bandwagoning

[Korrupt]

I gave away like 350k worth of gear to public month ago, was good stuff gm showed up to hand out stuff too.

thx bubur

[Ruinous]

I dont have a son weirdo

Lol ok bud. I'll post the quote later today.

[Ruinous]

tbh kerwin gave me a jank 1hb when i was pretending to be new on server and was a big influence on one of my alts leveling ability

good guy if u ask me, yall hate bandwagoning

Ya the guy only scammed three people out of over 300kpp in a single instance but he's totally a good guy because he gave you some junk 1hb on a dead server he had no hope of selling it on.

[TacoSmasher]

really hoping kerwin did not have a child.

we dont need any more retards with severe speech impediments in this world

[vouss]

you would have to be pretty stupid to be scammed by that idiot

[Ruinous]

Man, seeing how many years you've been here, how many characters you've leveled and lost across both servers, the ridiculous number of forum accounts you've gone through with the thousands and thousands of posts you've made... really makes a guy wonder how you could possibly be spending any time with your son.

I dont have a son weirdo

O RLY? LIE MOAR! (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=794258&postcount=200)

The only type of person that lies about having a son after openly talking about having a son is someone that either had him taken away or someone that regularly neglects him and is ashamed of themselves. Seek help, dude. Society doesn't need a tiny version of you growing up.

You clearly identified that you had a problem way back in 2012, now here you are 4 years later doing the same thing, rolling new characters on blue to play because you can't even handle a WEEK away from the game when you get your shit druid suspended on red.

YIKES! :o

[not alla]

Gaffin is lonely.

[Tradesonred]

Says the guy that has never had friends here and doesn't even play. Tell us again, why are you still here? At least he has an excuse for being here still.

Is this what you have to resort to? Trying to take sides with a low life like Gaffin to have any chance at making friends with someone? Yikes!

I made few friends here because i dont hold much back and youre a bunch of morons, i had a regular crew for a while during Red Dawn.

I think its funny to pop in here every couple of months and poke fun at you digital hillbillies, thats all.

Ill lob in a few more posts and then will be back in 6 months to find you all here still stupidly arguing with each other, like comfort food.

[Pumpedup]

dunno whats worse, kerwin or this stalker weirdo forum detective

[Ruinous]

http://i.imgur.com/fWhNPfM.jpg

Thx tomato guy, feedback noted.

[Andrei Chikatilo]

What did he do with his son, I do not understand

[Tassador]

I made few friends here because i dont hold much back and youre a bunch of morons, i had a regular crew for a while during Red Dawn.

I think its funny to pop in here every couple of months and poke fun at you digital hillbillies, thats all.

Ill lob in a few more posts and then will be back in 6 months to find you all here still stupidly arguing with each other, like comfort food.

You're not funny. nobody accepts you. And you're not American. Worry about you're own shitty country.

[Tradesonred]

You're not funny. nobody accepts you. And you're not American. Worry about you're own shitty country.

You're. You are. Your, as in your thing, your country. Get it right you fucking moron lol

Im here to amuse myself, not anyone else

[Pumpedup]

its not working

[Tradesonred]

You know whats not working

That one celled brain of yours

[Tassador]

Dude you lost your shit over a fungus tunic.. Btw there are like 1.2 million fungis on red and 7 players. Nobody griefed me off of anywhere here. Don't say your here to amuse yourself. At one point this kid was trying to white knight everybody while eating out of trash cans. I feel bad for your parents 100% you still live at home.

[Tradesonred]

You're here you imbecile

[Ruinous]

Lol Tassador with the slam dunks on that ass.

http://i.imgur.com/Zn7T0id.jpg

Go crawl back into your troll hole for another six months Ecoli.

[vouss]

lol time to walk away ecoli

[AzzarTheGod]

Ruinous got the best dunk.jpegs on deck.

Oh .png now? Fuck u hipster

[Tradesonred]

Entertainement levels /--/--------------------------/

So desperate for a jab at me they will latch on anything like "white knighting everyone" (lol?) and "griefed off the server" (lol)

I am fucking off for another couple of months cuz this stale shit has diminishing returns although for you guys it seems to provide endless entertainement like hamsters on a wheel. I feel like the guy from idiocracy in here. Not that smart but compared to you tards einstein-like levels of understanding of the world around me.

[vouss]

cya loser

[georgie]

I read it all

[Korrupt]

I was with a girl who had a son, aka step-dad. Thats old as fuck. Not with her anymore. Thx tho Ruinous for being most creepy guy of 2016.

[TacoSmasher]

I was with a girl who had a son, aka step-dad. Thats old as fuck. Not with her anymore. Thx tho Ruinous for being most creepy guy of 2016.



Lol at lying about having a son. is down syndrome hereditary?

[Ruinous]

Yea I dunno, I think I believe him. I mean, it's not like he has a long history of being a pathological liar, right?

Poor kid.

[Korrupt]

http://i.imgur.com/DHSVZeB.jpg

[Ruinous]

This is pure entertainment for me, buddy. You should get your verbal diarrhea fixed if you don't want the shit that you post coming back to make you look like a semi-literate hick.

[Korrupt]

Mad because I denied you a fungi tunic.

Got it.

[Baam]

Who ever posted or read this please get a life

[Ruinous]

Who ever posted or read this please get a life

Thanks for reading every last word!

[Pumpedup]

welcome back baam

[Andrei Chikatilo]

Baam must have take care of his son for a time

Hope you laughed, as I have