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big_ole_jpn
10-17-2016, 06:11 PM
Witnessed a pretty brutal collision, wasn't a bad enough dude to drive between the wrecked cars and roll on. Stood around offering moral support to some gay nerd trapped in his car til the pigs came to pry him out with road closed.

No alternative route thru this highway, would be a 3 hr drive to get me 5 mins down the road. Now i'm the first dude in line waiting for road reopening which will prolly take 2 hrs.

I'll be live posting events as they unfold. Feel free 2 compliment me on being a good citizen ITT.
Tasslehofp99
10-17-2016, 06:13 PM
lol rekt
Baler
10-17-2016, 06:13 PM
That's nice. :)
Ahldagor
10-17-2016, 06:23 PM
Dude couldn't climb out?
big_ole_jpn
10-17-2016, 06:26 PM
A spider has built a pretty sweet web between my rearview and door. Dude is still in his car.

Steering wheel is jammed way up into his grill and his door won't open. Small car hit a big ole 70s or 80s pickup head on. He seemed fine but he couldn't wiggle out.
AzzarTheGod
10-17-2016, 06:29 PM
A spider has built a pretty sweet web between my rearview and door. Dude is still in his car.

Steering wheel is jammed way up into his grill and his door won't open. Small car hit a big ole 70s or 80s pickup head on. He seemed fine but he couldn't wiggle out.

dim sum that's legit u the man dawg I like how u got in there and helped with counseling ur the dawgs dawg
big_ole_jpn
10-17-2016, 07:04 PM
Po po man clued me in on a gravel track not on google map to bypass #goodsamaritanprivilege
entruil
10-17-2016, 07:24 PM
wild stuff, wtg.
AzzarTheGod
10-18-2016, 01:56 AM
wild stuff, atg.

Thx man ur pretty woke too.
maskedmelon
10-18-2016, 03:05 PM
Like with a mirror?
Chaboo_Cleric
10-18-2016, 06:58 PM
Witnessed a pretty brutal collision, wasn't a bad enough dude to drive between the wrecked cars and roll on. Stood around offering moral support to some gay nerd trapped in his car til the pigs came to pry him out with road closed.

No alternative route thru this highway, would be a 3 hr drive to get me 5 mins down the road. Now i'm the first dude in line waiting for road reopening which will prolly take 2 hrs.

I'll be live posting events as they unfold. Feel free 2 compliment me on being a good citizen ITT.

I hope you had some Phil Colins in the background to help with the pain my friend