*OFFICIAL GREAT WALL OF OFF TOPIC*

[maskedmelon]

Another brick in the wall (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IpYOF4Hi6Q)

[maskedmelon]

Keep it safe...

[entruil]

https://www.youtube.com/user/wutangcollection

[entruil]

Did you know there's a talking gorilla? - #TalkingGorilla - BBC (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1HcU7taTbo)

GORILLAS PRANKING HUMANS (HD) [Funny Pets] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmrSafsc4Mc)

[bigjerry]

is introductory information pronounced prime-er or primmer

[Baler]

Trump is my president.

[Baler]

woman are cunts omg why knew !!!!

[Baler]

Why get up in arms about who you are which we knew you were from the start?

[bigjerry]

this baler boy is dope

[entruil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjcPO5TxkZ8

are these real? people are fekkin nuts...

[maerilith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjcPO5TxkZ8

are these real? people are fekkin nuts...

Yaw rl, no ty. Cool though. Pras to them. Occasionally ppl do die. I read about a famous Russian one that bit the dust after a long time of doing it. If the person is healthy and talented and in good shape it's probably safer than working a 7/11 in a liberal crime infested black neighborhood.

I'm pro choice though. Ppl should be free.

[bigjerry]

I literally could not watch that video because I was cringing so hard - I am still feeling anxious and its not even on anymore. People are retarded

sounds like you got a little dick kid, but I might be with you.

what gets me about it is the wind factor. like i've almost been pushed over by a surprise gust of wind before. what happens if you're doing a handstand or balancing on one foot on a skyscraper and get a sudden push? Would be interested to hear from a parkour expert how to cope with this risk.

As for blanket calling people stupid for adrenaline seeking, suck pringles f@gg@t. People are retarded tho.

[bigjerry]

believe me locc i got scars to prove that i feels you

[entruil]

I literally could not watch that video because I was cringing so hard - I am still feeling anxious and its not even on anymore. People are retarded

Yea, it threw me aback... No way in hell... was led there by your video when i was like ,
"haha, jumping stilts!"...

[maerilith]

BigJ bigj BJ BIGJ :(

my neeegreesssss :D

[bigjerry]

a alien megaintelligence mind controls all the waterborne creatures of the planet and orders them to destroy human civilization. how do they do it?

[maerilith]

a alien megaintelligence mind controls all the waterborne creatures of the planet and orders them to destroy human civilization. how do they do it?

They all swarm under the polar ice cap and kill themselves, releasing massive amounds of greenhouse gasses, melting the ice, causing a fresh water overload causing an ice age and destroying human civilization.

Megamecha Attack walrus finish/mop up the survivors.

http://i.imgur.com/AwxUHGC.png
http://i.imgur.com/nUGSa79.png
http://i.imgur.com/QYLGBiU.png


http://i.imgur.com/Im5k89F.png (https://vimeo.com/88745155)
https://vimeo.com/88745155

[maerilith]

You could have some respect and compassion for the 20 or so credible, professional, women who spoke up publicly and at great risk against Trump. And the other survivors of rape and violence and abuse publicly denouncing Trump.

I've seen at least 10 separate instances where vulnerable people basically said fuck it. I'm done with people who value fake political crap over values and integrity.

You're willing to totally fuck everyone over who's ever had to deal with this shit.

You had other options than Hillary and Trump. Hillary isn't an excuse to ignore Trumps actions and words. Or the very real and personally communicated suffering of millions of Americans you should be able to emphasize with, but don't care to, because you do not care about anyone but yourself.

Blood is on your hands. And Trumps. You've sealed the deal with Satan.

[maerilith]

http://i.imgur.com/fzlXAT7.jpg

[Xaanka]

is that u? nice gains

[maerilith]

is that u? nice gains

Not me but it's a sick dress. Love it. :D

[Xaanka]

same, shiny and/or bright shit is very much my jam

[Baler]

This message is hidden because maerilith is on your ignore list.
This message is hidden because Xaanka is on your ignore list.

They should jump together.
ffs

[bigjerry]

baler u my dogg and all but dont u start dissing my ladies unless you want beef

[Baler]

http://i.imgur.com/kEnj79u.gif

The difference between you and them is you're able to reply about eq and in a proper manner.. I don't believe either of them can honestly reply about eq in any way what so ever. So why they're here. I don't get. And their piggy backing posts just jerking each other off onto one another is pretty weak sauce.

TL-DR: Yeah we got kobe beef!

[bigjerry]

http://i.imgur.com/kEnj79u.gif

The difference between you and them is you're able to reply about eq and in a proper manner.. I don't believe either of them can honestly reply about eq in any way what so ever. So why they're here. I don't get. And their piggy backing posts just jerking each other off onto one another is pretty weak sauce.

TL-DR: Yeah we got kobe beef!

im not contesting what u say here., im just sayin when the flower of femininity is brought to an anxious sausage fest like this it should be cherished

[Baler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQ)
Harder Better Faster Stronger

Them fembots,. you don't need them. Even ma N**** be like yeah

nohomo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M)

[B4EQWASCOOL]

http://i.imgur.com/fzlXAT7.jpg

I'm not even trans and I might wear that slick dress...

[bigjerry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQ
Harder Better Faster Stronger

Them fembots,. you don't need them.

nohomo

my n@gg@ a gay?

[Baler]

http://i.imgur.com/YavWhoX.gif

my n@gg@ a gay?
NO i'm not a homosexual,. I love woman's ass's and their pusseys.

Don't play me like that uruuk. My gathered information concludes that big jap is acutally uruuk.
sketchy as fuck bro. them shots,. yikes,. still waiting

[bigjerry]

dam my n@gg@ a gay intelligence operative like that guy from ww2 alan greenspan or w/e

[Xaanka]

i sucked a lot of cock to get the scoop on this story

[maerilith]

I'm not even trans and I might wear that slick dress...

Being trans isn't about dresses mate. Wear what you want. Ball in what you want.

[maerilith]

yes, being trans is about lashing out towards everyone who isnt trans to show how progressive you are

You sure that's not your cishet job?
Ur prolly trans to. Everyone on a trans spectrum.

[bigjerry]

donald j trump is the president of the united states

[AzzarTheGod]

lil song i been working on during the offtime imma hit a lick 1 time this is only 4 the iniated squares arent gonn like this 1

ya im from ltu but ill fuckin shoot if u made more than 20 euros this week selling fruit. thats a fact, liftin wallets, pickin pockets in the tourist trap i dont trust no zodiac dont fall for no tourist trap

stout stoust oustoustoust stout sipping on stout thats what im about

sthats i sout sout sout sout sout sippin on sout sout thats my about. go ahead shoot the party on your phone but she could never handle the bacardi all alone. ii could kill a bottle of the jacky on my own, so imma kill a bottle of the jacke on my own

chicks ask me for my number every day. they want to see my facebook so they ask me for my name. i tell them chris but they dont know its a k. NYPD NYPD NYPDK

why the fuck u in my dreams but u dont even talk to me.... LTU , AQ. HK. LES. n the west (village). downtown those the neighborhoods i rep, n the mothfucking Q (queens for the nerds)

but i came from LTU where my people fought the Russians, now im fighting boys in blue. screamin nypdk until the day that they leave my sons in peace. fuck my warrant im still sipping on a 40 in the street that sunset u could miss if it you blink. starring at a pink n orange sky n my eyes are big.

STOUT!

refraubL,f,e REFRAIN:

girls try to sell me dreams. but i dont let hat get to me.

why u tryin turn me fiend, but i dont let it get to me.

im in the king of ny kepeing thinkin gotta stop there wait for 4 part2

[bigjerry]

that's my edit missed my edit

https://i.imgur.com/PtCly7E.png

[maerilith]

http://i.imgur.com/gtwVJYI.jpg

[Ahldagor]

Azzar, where's your rhythm for the lyrics? Not asking for poetry, but gotta have the basic forms for it to be legit. When I get some time I'll workshop that last post.

[maerilith]

yeah those speeches during the march, and the song madonna sang were all pretty disgusting and vulgar. props to anyone who shielded their kids from that filth

Glad my whole entire country is a toxic abusive environment because of deplorable scumbags Nazi's.

[maerilith]

when was the last time you went outside?

Everyday fool.

[bigjerry]

Glad my whole entire country is a toxic abusive environment because of deplorable scumbags Nazi's.

nice apostrophe dumb bitch now let me smother u half unconscious with this cum stained pillow

[maerilith]

nice apostrophe dumb bitch now let me smother u half unconscious with this cum stained pillow

Sometimes I apostrophe, sometimes I don't. This time it was fun.

Gross.

[entruil]

I dont mean step outside for a few minutes to smoke, i mean real, interacting with human beings in person, outside.

The Benchwarmers: Howie's Greatest Moments (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5kCWli6x8I) kinda shitty quality...

I hit a foul dude,it was sweet.

[bigjerry]

i miss gaywolf

[entruil]

brick.

[entruil]

Hydrogen Brick (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/hydrogen-metal-revolution-technology-space-rockets-superconductor-harvard-university-a7548221.html)


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/hydrogen-metal-revolution-technology-truth-criticism-problems-discussion-a7549056.html

[maerilith]

Hydrogen Brick (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/hydrogen-metal-revolution-technology-space-rockets-superconductor-harvard-university-a7548221.html)


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/hydrogen-metal-revolution-technology-truth-criticism-problems-discussion-a7549056.html



Is super cool! What if there was a way to collapse the nuclear bonds / electromagnetic fields without squishing? Or mess with the electrons in the "electron cloud" so it would get all metallic without a crazy diamond anvil?

Could a really powerful magnet be used to like, maybe, manipulate forces on such a level... Like by shooting an electron beam or synchotron radiation into a strong tightly squeezed field that would constrict around the hydrogen atoms and break the force or squish stronger or more reliably than diamonds due to particle pressure?

(I know I have a lot of wasted potential, but ayo, I'm no slave, ain't no delusion of grandures.)

If electrons are stolen away... What happens to the hydrogen? Could someone like push all the electrons onto other stronger atoms and let the hydrogen filter or condense out. I know protons and antiprotons and neutron s have super strong nuclear forces... But I'm curious.

I may be wrong on a point, however, I'm on to something here. Think I could get a grant to do some particle physics?

[maerilith]

wht happened, we are missing a bunch of threads.. i guess we are done with Azzar and bigJ throwin some gangsta? Cuz, those two... yikes.

[bigjerry]

rip

[Swish]

wht happened, we are missing a bunch of threads.. i guess we are done with Azzar and bigJ throwin some gangsta? Cuz, those two... yikes.

They were low quality and had to be deleted, sorry.

[AzzarTheGod]

What happened was staff saw how weak Angryjamamlamar's bars were and euthanized the topic to save me from investing any time.

I knew that would happen after taking a glance this morning and steered clear of the impending streetsweeper.

[bigjerry]

im the streetsweeper mentioned in the above post

[entruil]

http://www.spacex.com/hyperloop

Teams ready to test pods in Southern California for futuristic Hyperloop transit system (http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/01/27/teams-ready-to-test-pods-in-southern-california-for-futuristic-hyperloop-transit-system/)

A white three-quarter-mile enclosed tube along a Hawthorne street, near Musk’s SpaceX and Tesla plants, will be the focus of a competition in which the teams will test pod vehicles propelled inside a vacuum chamber.

[sOurDieSel]

OT a safespace again? smh its 2017

[maerilith]

Random rambling thought process: (i'm abrasive and imperfektkin, please realize I don't hate and I'm a inclusivist)
Here's the thing. "Trans, Transsexual, Non-binary, Otherkin" and all other twenty-five thousand genders are legitimate points of view. On an individual case by case basis they work great for people who respect them. However in the grand scheme of things, cishet people are in control. The gender binary divine right to dominion folks wish to remain thoroughly in control at all costs (not all cishet people, but a vast powerful majority). We've come a long way as a nation, and we have a lot of very progressive areas which are colourful and diverse. The vast majority of the empty space in between them remains extremely black and white. There is very little diversity outside of the municipal hubs of economy and cultural developments. Even between various hubs, there is quite a bit of monoculture, which is very resistant to change.

We have seen in the past few years great strides in the advantage of LGBTQIA rights and protection. I however believe that trying to change culture, while valuable isn't something we should approach through legislation unless absolutely necessary as a minority.

A brief and very cut and dry example:
Transsexual, dysphoric MTF people who are fairly crippled by having a male body. Many are suicidal, or suffer incredibly because it's incredibly hard to justify, fight for, and gain access to health care, and they are treated as "mentally ill" etc. People who fall into this scenario really don't have choice, they are damned if they do, and damned if they don't if they succeed or fail. I believe there is a genuine physiologic reason for this, and that these people are the way they are naturally. That they shouldn't be "cured" and should be able to do what they can to live happy productive lives. Gender is not such an issue here, as the need to be physically and emotionally complete. Biological is what is at issue here. Some of these people are dieing horribly because they are an extremely neglected minority that only survives because they cling on to bigger groups, like the LGBs and the Ts who aren't transexxual, or the Q's, or womans rights. And rightly we should SUPPORT others like us, or who like us, and respect us, and support us.

We have genders, which everyone falls into. We have the two classical genders. Man, Woman. Some people aren't worried about their gender, but are gender non-conforming. There is a progressive movement capitalizing on making gender obsolete which is great. People should be able to "freely express themselves" However, people aren't dying because they are gender non-conforming so much. The way to actively not-conform to gender is to break down the barriers between the sexes. In creating "more genders" we are dividing the "sex's" even further into multiple camps. "I'm a male, who's a nonbinary!", "I'm a queer female"!

What is happening in reality though is people are creating rules, and being co-opted to legislate what is unnecessary. We need to remove the idea of "sex" discrimination and "gender" discrimination from society. We need to reduce the number of "genders" and respect peoples biological sex. There needs to be some language developed to defend the right to change ones sex, and demonstrate the necessity of it. We don't really have a "right" as individual small minority groups to remake culture into our own "Images". What we are doing is divisive and has FUELED political warfare on multiple fronts. We are throwing money and effort into "Rescuing genders" that can already be freely expressed, while people with sex disorders, or biological disorders are being lumped in and forgotten about, while trans people who suffer dysphoria and need access to medical care are being treated like "Queer Activists", and indeed SOME are. However focusing political activism into "Queer Identity" doesn't save lives, it damages our culture by creating strife (at this point in time). We could develop a culture with a queer identity, but we aren't going to do it up against the odds we have right now.

We need to regroup. Respect the culture we live in, and respect the people who need help the most. Those on the brink of self destruction. Not those who just want to crossdress and protest. They can continue to crossdress and protest, and have a gender revolution. We shouldn't march to death or conflate that activism, with the real issue of transsexxualism and the root of gender dysphoria. As confused as these words have become. People who are intellectual, doctors, scientists, have been working hard to ensure that everyone gets gender affirming care under WPATH guidelines, and pushing institutions and medicine to accept us. However the government doesn't need to be pushed to support all 4k of the nth number of gender identities.

What it does is be pushed to respect the integrity of people, their bodies, medical science, their rights, and to break the barriers of sexism. Gender language is a bad idea, but we have to work with the biggest group of people we have on our side, men and woman, who live with us, who we work with, and for, and who'm we also represent, as we are gendered by our culture.

Being non-binary isn't life threatening. Passing isn't life threatening. Being our selves is where the rubber meats the road. Making people respect ourselves, we have to accept how gender works in society, and fix what we can, our own biological sex. We should advocate for woman, if society genders us woman, we should advocate for men if society advocates for men, we should advocate for men and woman, until theres no difference between the two, and until sex is and irrelevant aspect of gender. We need to fight for peoples rights to be themselves and interpret the world as themselves, not dictate some kind of authoritative code of ever changing rules.

There is nothing wrong with changing gender, or having a gender, but it's on the individual to represent that gender and gain respect as that gender. It is not beholden on society to respect that gender.

It is beholden on society to help people with body dysphoria and biological sex dysphoria, so that they can be whole enough to seek acceptance and representation in the gender that they are. No one has a right to have 10 genders on a license or passport. And passports shouldn't list gender. But these are long term goals.

We do have a right to be ourselves, regardless of our sex at birth. I'm rambling... but when people fight about genders it's bad. We need to take a step back, and re-evaluate ourselves and our ideology, and what we can reasonably expect from others. This is how one successfully transitions. This can strategy can be applied to non-binary and other trans sub groups > FTMs can be men, can be non binary, can fix their bodies so that they are accepted by themselves and others, so that they can be men, but they cannot change the very definition of man, not through force of government. Only by representation and example.


CONCLUSION
The deconstruction of gender, and identity into subgroups is divisive. People are way more than a gender, or a religion, or a skin color, we are much more, and making a fuss about it in politics is creating division, and making people apart. So we need to chill with some of the liberal/progressive activism, and we need to fight the most and pour all our effort into saving those crushed by lack of medical care, even trans or not, we have to begin to fight for a right, that isn't just ours alone, but that also includes us along with all the other genders and people of religion and color out there. A fight to be free to express ourselves, be ourselves, and care for ourselves, have integrity of body and mind, and to not be "cured" or attacked for what we are, but to be respected for who we are, we already have these rights, we need to defend them and stop creating more instances of "people". We are all one people.

I'm going to go run now. I don't mind other points of view, and I promise not to argue them. I'm curious, and this is how I feel as an individual. I feel it's important enough to communicate this thought. Because I am worried about our future and the futures of people who don't have a voice. By all means, please debate, please correct me. I want to know.

[entruil]

They seem to be patching the matrix with some cool updates recently...


Scientists have confirmed a brand new form of matter: time crystals (http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-just-announced-a-brand-new-form-of-matter-time-crystals)

Physicists have found a metal that conducts electricity but not heat (http://www.sciencealert.com/physicists-have-found-a-metal-that-conducts-electricity-but-not-heat)

Also, I laughed at this but I think it can be extrapolated to explain a lot.

Corn turning French hamsters into deranged cannibals: research (https://phys.org/news/2017-01-corn-french-hamsters-deranged-cannibals.html)

[entruil]

I only seen first couple posts of it, was going to imbibe lyric tonic and destroy them but it's gone...

[maerilith]

Is a kathoey conforming or not?

Tomboys are conforming to a man gender imho.

Are there truly nonbinary people? Yes, they are an exception, and classical gender ideas still fit them ok.

In my opinion it's unnecessary and harmful to equality to create politics and laws focused around the idea of gender deconstruction.

We don't need further labeling and subgroups to further segregate and distinguish particular rights for particular people.

A simple line of code, equality for all regardless of their individuality = the most succinct fair and clear solution. Strike the ideas that people need to be recognised in distinctly different groups from legality and legislation and governance. This will result in a truly egalitarian society where any*kin will always have equal value and representation under the rule of law.

[entruil]

Define equal please, this is the point of contention. No special rights for groups of people.

Money might be speech, but corporations are groups of people.

[Xaanka]

yeah that's the problem with equality, no one really wants it. i want racial equality, which means no affirmative action, title vii, etc. oo scary, everyone's equal.

[maerilith]

No special treatment, no special protections. Corporations aren't people or individuals. They are businesses and can be regulated.

The way I see it, corporations are like clubs of people, their kind of communes. In a way some exist to pool resources, as global forces are too big to compete with individually, so their sort of socialism / communism, but without any real accountability. They exist in this super grey area. It's good because of global economy, and it's overtaking us, so the wrong regulations would destroy our corporations ability to compete globally.

This is where I'm a real nub and bow to economists and nerds who know the theory.

[bigjerry]

that's what happens when the don lets someone into his heart. lil n@gg@z will always target the sprout to spite the oak.

I should have had a firmer hand with melon, but the deed had been done before I even espied the error in judgment. that little imp spyder has taken joy from me this day.

ps: gamestop ya

[bigjerry]

angush down now too.

well azzar, looks like it's just me and you. how u doing?

[maerilith]

R.I.P. big sister and racist scumlord. :(

God's, plz do not take Azzar and BigJ from us.

[entruil]

the deed had been done before I even espied the error in judgment.

I tried to explain how to dip out through the "catacombs" under the wall,I had put some lights up quite a while ago.

would a liked to have saved some quotes of the slashing through the threads though

that shit had me laughing out loud for real.

[NecroP99]

a Spyder has 73 eyes

[maskedmelon]

pras the wall ^^

[bigjerry]

Admin merging threads is a really bad sign. Ruined our great wall. Another forum holocaust is brewing.

chilling foresight

[bigjerry]

A lot of our p99 Off-Topic posters are all talk, no action.

I've seen discussion of this forum wall and that's great, but as you can see below I've already made tremendous progress building a great, great wall between our beloved Off-Topic Board and the third-world pixelcuck incel RNF board. I am proud to state that although produced far ahead of schedule, this completed project is even further over budget (suck it brownies).

https://i.imgur.com/acd7UaX.png

As Ronald Reagan said before granting amnesty to 3.4 million illegal immigrants, a forum board without borders is not a forum board at all.

If you consider yourself a proud Off-Topic contributor, I appeal to your sense of arbitrary group cohesion to keep this defensive apparatus at or near the top of this board so that a minimum of Off-Topic threads are exposed to dangerous cartels, terrorists desperate to attack members of the LGBTQ community here, rapists, and people who pay money for live EQ in 2016. Those who do not enter our board LEGALLY are to be immediately set upon by any citizen in a position to help, and if a breach in our great wall is detected you are all deputized to repair it by bumping this thread.

Although my great ingenuity has already established us the foundation of our board's defenses, remember that every post in this thread is another brick in our great wall. We're all in this together, and note that you have an unprecedented opportunity to make an impact today by leaving first-page posts in the most important and permanent thread ever erected in Project 1999 history.

was this a woke post or nah? there are some edits i would make looking back but i still think it was pretty woke, what u think?

[maskedmelon]

pretty woke. I liked the artwork ^^

[B4EQWASCOOL]

was this a woke post or nah? there are some edits i would make looking back but i still think it was pretty woke, what u think?

D
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[bigjerry]

D
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can confirm i was loaded when i wrote / mspainted that

[NecroP99]

Lots of fallen soldiers in this thread suffering bans - don't let the man keep you down - your green cards will be reactivated shortly and you can return home here atop THE WALL.

RIP Maerilith, BigJ, Spyder, Xannka (preemptive RIP)

[maskedmelonpai]

Lots of fallen soldiers in this thread suffering bans - don't let the man keep you down - your green cards will be reactivated shortly and you can return home here atop THE WALL.

RIP Maerilith, BigJ, Spyder, Xannka (preemptive RIP)



oafe other
who are tin Evan?
hollow wood behind aim
thigh king dumb come thwill bead on, unearth a citizen Evan!
gift ass the stay, hour, day Libra!
forgive a sour debts as we fork a four detours
leaders knotting totem day shun butyl ever is for my vial
forth anus thucking dumb, thug laurie and the power

Aww mang

[entruil]

Wall would be good place for programming dilemmas or conundrums... I meant to ask^ if what progress was made but booze impairs me from bumpin.. .

just another brick...

oafe other
who are tin Evan?
hollow wood behind aim
thigh king dumb come thwill bead on, unearth a citizen Evan!
gift ass the stay, hour, day Libra!
forgive a sour debts as we fork a four detours
leaders knotting totem day shun butyl ever is for my vial
forth anus thucking dumb, thug laurie and the power

Aww mang

random output from derivative input analysis sounds funny and I laughed at parts... -`^/

[Daywolf]

random output from derivative input analysis sounds funny and I laughed at parts... -`^/
https://youtu.be/XSEBkmRQpG0

[Spyder73]

President Sirken reinstated my Greencard - good to be back home atop THE WALL

[maskedmelon]

President Sirken reinstated my Greencard - good to be back home atop THE WALL

it is good to have you back, Grandmaster Wu'Tang ^^

[Angushjalmur]

President Sirken reinstated my Greencard - good to be back home atop THE WALL

eyyy

[entruil]

https://youtu.be/XSEBkmRQpG0

damn, I actually clicked that... what in the, how the what the fuck?, my interjection to your philosophical leniency has digressed into a cesspool of what?

that is ridiculous and if it's all you gain from the redress of your digression in egress then...

http://i.imgur.com/jgPbyV6.gif

[Daywolf]

damn, I actually clicked that... what in the, how the what the fuck?, my interjection to your philosophical leniency has digressed into a cesspool of what?

that is ridiculous and if it's all you gain from the redress of your digression in egress then...

http://i.imgur.com/jgPbyV6.gifSure, by special request, here's some moar! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et2dadkwM34

As for the previous sound:
http://i.imgur.com/VvIg1vY.jpg
:D

[Spyder73]

Good people of Off Topic - recently many of us ate bans in the great war against RnF - however the seeds of our intention are now bearing the fruit of victory. Many BDA to Phinigel threads are poping up organically now. Our great victory is within reach. I invite all good OT denizens to join me atop the wall.

[maskedmelon]

It is a good day for OT. May ever it live the the hearts and minds of those who have known sacrifice in realizing this dream. Pras be to he who doth retard.

[Baler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLehZio26zA

[Daywolf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLehZio26zA
Yep, posting on a board where soome people have a very hard time discerning fiction from reality (not saying you, Baler), even with posting a follow up pic of a fictional story/series for laughs in light of the aforementioned sound. But then soome people post disgusting pics that should have absolutely resulted in permaban, or worse :mad:

But I will say the second youboob sound is 100% reality :D
Wellll... the sounds anyway, which are widely reported, and no not "normal" nor having been around for very long as a few idiot fake news reporters claim. It does sound a bit like trumpets though, like distorted behind something. A very very real modern mystery.

[Baler]

haha, You're good in my book Daywolf. :)
Probably helps we've met in game. I haven't met 95% of the people on the forums properly in game. Forum Quest and Everquest are two totally different beasts.

[maskedmelonpai]

I hope you fucking Nazi pigs die. After watching your families die.

that's really not nice at all >.>

[Pokesan]

that's really not nice at all >.>

what would you do to nazis

[AzzarTheGod]

Good people of Off Topic - recently many of us ate bans in the great war against RnF - however the seeds of our intention are now bearing the fruit of victory. Many BDA to Phinigel threads are poping up organically now. Our great victory is within reach. I invite all good OT denizens to join me atop the wall.

I'm too high profile i cant. im the michael jackson of p99, if i make a BDA to Phinigel it would trigger a mass casualty banning incident.

godspeed.

[maskedmelon]

what would you do to nazis

http://i.imgur.com/CEF6Sdn.gif

[Pokesan]

http://i.imgur.com/CEF6Sdn.gif

cute post but all nazis should be killed

whether people here or really anywhere today count as nazis is a very separate question

[AzzarTheGod]

whether people here or really anywhere today count as nazis is a very separate question

woke

[maskedmelon]

cute post but all nazis should be killed

whether people here or really anywhere today count as nazis is a very separate question

ideologically justified genocide is best genocide.

[aMindAmok]

If someone killed the cast of The Young Turks would that be a genocide of retards?

[Pokesan]

If someone killed the cast of The Young Turks would that be a genocide of retards?

it would be good irony

[Bones]

the young turks election day meltdown video was p good

[Ahldagor]

People finally going to understand their responsibility as a consumer?

[Bones]

buy buy buy

[Ahldagor]

Buyer beware.

[maskedmelon]

bumping to keep OT safe

[Spyder73]

yes keep THE WALL alive

#THEWALL

[bigjerry]

http://i.imgur.com/XlqCeK6.png

http://i.imgur.com/iNWcpWU.png

[katrik]

http://i.imgur.com/XlqCeK6.png

http://i.imgur.com/iNWcpWU.png

This is what I imagine every single one of you look like. Or really bad trannys.

[bigjerry]

ive gotten pics from quite a few quality posters and every 1 of them was cute. hottest 1 ever was also the best forum poster ever (who's that pokemon?)

[AzzarTheGod]

(who's that pokemon?)

radda ?

[bigjerry]

radda ?

ru saying radda's hot? cuz he never struck me as that big a dogg

[AzzarTheGod]

ru saying radda's hot? cuz he never struck me as that big a dogg

no i legit dont know wat u were saying or who u refered to so i asked.

radda definitely is an interesting study I have been closely watching his posts and contributions for a long time now.

[mickmoranis]

This is what I imagine every single one of you look like. Or really bad trannys.

how many more years before we are capable of an actual meetup without everyone bailing cus of legitimate concerns of rape/murder?

[AzzarTheGod]

how many more years before we are capable of an actual meetup without everyone bailing cus of legitimate concerns of rape/murder?

the clock is ticking, the hair is thinning

u kno what im sayin pal? already having to Ashton Kutcher it.



bars

[bigjerry]

no i legit dont know wat u were saying or who u refered to so i asked.

radda definitely is an interesting study I have been closely watching his posts and contributions for a long time now.

he coined the tem elf simulator 2 bad he's "str8"

[mickmoranis]

Where does kaga post now, I cant believe he never came back

[bigjerry]

gee i wonder *eyeroll*

[AzzarTheGod]

he coined the tem elf simulator 2 bad he's "str8"

damn i knew that zega was a beast

[bigjerry]

hes reaallly cute id make out with him hard

[Lune]

Archiving because bug chasing will never not make me laugh

http://i.imgur.com/TYNL6VY.jpg

[Pokesan]

kaga posts and plays on takp

last i knew anyway

*daps swastika*

[bigjerry]

https://i.imgur.com/iAh42ab.png

[mickmoranis]

Archiving because bug chasing will never not make me laugh

http://i.imgur.com/TYNL6VY.jpg

lmao well played

[maskedmelonpai]

i still hoping for more commentary than 'lol' so i can understand. i mean it funny that he linked him to aids forum, i guessing it mean OP have incurable sickness cause he stream? and why OP say his stream vaseline, he talking about peeing? that a AIDS thing? vaseline pretty clear too, it just gooey. how you get gooey pee? i don't get it :c

someone please splain this?

[bigjerry]

i still hoping for more commentary than 'lol' so i can understand. i mean it funny that he linked him to aids forum, i guessing it mean OP have incurable sickness cause he stream? and why OP say his stream vaseline, he talking about peeing? that a AIDS thing? vaseline pretty clear too, it just gooey. how you get gooey pee? i don't get it :c

someone please splain this?

vaseline like cloudy, silly girl. Rub some on your coke bottle glasses and you'll get it. also I think it's a double entendre like azzar do, like cuz he uses vaseline in his anonymous bathroom sex?

i wasn't trying to be funny or anything, I just assume there's a lotta streaming expertise in the poz community.

[Lune]

i still hoping for more commentary than 'lol' so i can understand. i mean it funny that he linked him to aids forum, i guessing it mean OP have incurable sickness cause he stream? and why OP say his stream vaseline, he talking about peeing? that a AIDS thing? vaseline pretty clear too, it just gooey. how you get gooey pee? i don't get it :c

someone please splain this?

Is this melon or is it somebody parodying melon?

[Nilstoniakrath]

Is this melon or is it somebody parodying melon?

It's Melon after 12 beers

[Spyder73]

We shall create a great tomb atop THE WALL where Big J's banned corpse can rest in Trumps glorious sunlight for all eternity.

[Pokesan]

the wall is fake news, BIGLY

[Lune]

F

[AzzarTheGod]

F

*presses h on keyboard*

Hail

[maskedmelonpai]

*squinted behind a black veil as the setting sun sank behind J's resplendent sarcophagus, a rogue tear leaping selflessly to the parched cobbles below. even now, in death, clad in thick layers of gold and iron and stone, his charismatic and commanding aura knew not temperance. it hung wet in the air liek a dense fog about the shrine on high, perched solemnly upon the wall's 14th tower, 88 spans above its patrons and assailants alike below.*

[Ahldagor]

Ozymandias weathers

[entruil]

a tear dropped from the highest point of a Wall, such as, This... becomes a "___"?

the rein from which it don't topple is wrung from "____".


(what does that mean?)

[entruil]

Vsevolod Rauzer is probably best known for his extensive chess opening theory. The Richter–Rauzer Variation of the Sicilian Defence (also known as the Richter–Rauzer Attack), was named in honor of him and the German master Kurt Richter.

The ECO code (Encyclopaedia of Chess Openings) for the Richter–Rauzer attack is B60.

Rauzer did pioneering work in methods of attacking the Sicilian Dragon by castling queenside. His efforts in this area predate the famed Yugoslav Attack in the Dragon by at least fifteen years. As late as the mid-1950s, Soviet chess literature frequently called the Yugoslav Attack the Rauzer Attack in honor of his pioneering efforts.

In The Ruy Lopez Chigorin Variation, the approach where White exchanges pawns at e5 or c5 and then directs a knight (supported by a pawn at e4) into d5 is also known as The Rauzer Attack. The knight typically travels on the circuit b1-d2-f1-e3-d5 and this attack can be powerful even if it results in a sacrifice of White's e-pawn. This plan has been successfully adopted over the years by many strong Grandmasters, including Bobby Fischer.

[Spyder73]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wjJ9rp-DvA

[Ahldagor]

Appears the same, but summer has set in in Houston; and my eyeballs are full of sweat watching this decoction brew.

[maskedmelonpai]

no, we lost a lotta asterisks. in retrospect i think maybe parenthesis maybe been more appropriate (o^^o)

[georgie]

Schizo

[Rader]

Schizo

Moron.

[Lune]

they deleted my self harm thread

tyrants

http://i.imgur.com/wWu9PeK.jpg

[Pokesan]

they deleted my self harm thread. further self harm updates will be provided in the lgbt ally group. pokesan hmu if ur ready to reconsider ur membership.

ok send it again. i remembered i owe you for last time. my what a dick i've been :o

see you in the ghetto

[AzzarTheGod]

tyrants

http://i.imgur.com/wWu9PeK.jpg

Lune been on a run with these illustrations n shops

[Spyder73]

see you in the ghetto

C U REAL SOON

[Spyder73]

Construction of the wall is coming along nicely. Soon we will reach 50 pages of freedom

[skarlorn]

Here is the water and here is the well
Drink full and descend.

[Patriam1066]

Here is the water and here is the well
Drink full and descend.

Got a light?

[skarlorn]

http://i.imgur.com/rJPlFYb.jpg

[AzzarTheGod]

http://i.imgur.com/rJPlFYb.jpg

woke .gif if ur on enough drugs its a .gif n not a jpeg tell me im wrong

[skarlorn]

i feel a lot better guys and gals but sometimes i think about the fact that my small intestine is poking thru my abdomen and it really unsettles me. takes a lot of mental discipline to let go of the hot potato thought and refocus.

4 months til they give me a new butt

[AzzarTheGod]

u get that new ass, then u get that new job

god takes time, theres a waiting line

http://i.imgur.com/oZqdmcy.jpg

[maskedmelonpai]

i feel a lot better guys and gals but sometimes i think about the fact that my small intestine is poking thru my abdomen and it really unsettles me. takes a lot of mental discipline to let go of the hot potato thought and refocus.

4 months til they give me a new butt

hopefully the lack of physical pain and other complications help you past that more and more quickly as you heal up^^

I do gotta question though and you not hafta answer if you don't want, but I kinda curious how you new butt gonna work. can they build you a new colon with a 3D printer or it synthetic? it electronic where it liek notify you that you gotta poop, or it liek manual where you just gotta liek flip the switch to empty it out you but once a day. I know it not something anybody ever want, but there advantages to being able to poo on demand :3

[skarlorn]

ya dawg, the good news is that my ability to focus and work 7 days a week is at an all new level now that im' not literally dying slowly. Gearing up this company for a sale next year so I can walk away with some low-grade nobility cash in the pocket and drop the plat straight into Law School.

Should be taking my first round of LSATs about a month or two after my new ass system is all healed up

[AzzarTheGod]

hopefully the lack of physical pain and other complications help you past that more and more quickly as you heal up^^

I do gotta question though and you not hafta answer if you don't want, but I kinda curious how you new butt gonna work. can they build you a new colon with a 3D printer or it synthetic? it electronic where it liek notify you that you gotta poop, or it liek manual where you just gotta liek flip the switch to empty it out you but once a day. I know it not something anybody ever want, but there advantages to being able to poo on demand :3

smiled hard toward the end of this post and quit reading it to savor the feeling. classic trademarked dumbassology

[skarlorn]

hopefully the lack of physical pain and other complications help you past that more and more quickly as you heal up^^

I do gotta question though and you not hafta answer if you don't want, but I kinda curious how you new butt gonna work. can they build you a new colon with a 3D printer or it synthetic? it electronic where it liek notify you that you gotta poop, or it liek manual where you just gotta liek flip the switch to empty it out you but once a day. I know it not something anybody ever want, but there advantages to being able to poo on demand :3

Great question MM, right now the end of my small intestine poketh thru my tum like the butt end of a roma tomato.

Stage 2 surgery they will pull that back inside and then do some clever slicing and stitching to create a new rectum of sorts, which will be stitched into the area where my colon version of poop holder used to be.

this will take a couple months to heal and i'll continue having the ileostomy bag, though now my poo will drain through a hole pierced at a higher point of the intestine (pretty sure this is the strat)

then the third and final surgery they will untie a knot or something and close the hole in my tum and i'll eat food and it will pass thru my small intestine and then out my butt hole, and I'll be able to do yoga and be rambunctious again :)

[skarlorn]

hoping that in my life they can create a synthetic colon that doesn't get attacked by my crazed immmune system tho, would b woke

[AzzarTheGod]

hoping that in my life they can create a synthetic colon that doesn't get attacked by my crazed immmune system tho, would b woke

working on disbanding the catholic and baptist faiths as we speak so that clone and stem cell science can become a REAL DEAL- ALITY

might have to whack the mormons too. thats the hardest part they have lots of guns and political connections

[skarlorn]

just get me on the horn with the Pope dude i can get that man to listen to reason

[maskedmelonpai]

Great question MM, right now the end of my small intestine poketh thru my tum like the butt end of a roma tomato.

Stage 2 surgery they will pull that back inside and then do some clever slicing and stitching to create a new rectum of sorts, which will be stitched into the area where my colon version of poop holder used to be.

this will take a couple months to heal and i'll continue having the ileostomy bag, though now my poo will drain through a hole pierced at a higher point of the intestine (pretty sure this is the strat)

then the third and final surgery they will untie a knot or something and close the hole in my tum and i'll eat food and it will pass thru my small intestine and then out my butt hole, and I'll be able to do yoga and be rambunctious again :)

well that cool :3 I was just curious because I had thought the purpose of the colon was liek so poop don't just constantly come out you butt liek a goat (relative had colon cancer and hadta have part they colon removed, just part though), so wondered how it all work ^^

[skarlorn]

colon absorbs water and helps break down fiber, sphincter controls flow of poo and rectum is the bag that gets constricted by the muscles

[maskedmelonpai]

gotcha. there a lot go into a poo.

[AzzarTheGod]

nt

[AzzarTheGod]

test

[skarlorn]

work ethic

[maskedmelonpai]

okay :3

[Patriam1066]

the horse is the white of the eyes

[AzzarTheGod]

horse looks good keep me posted on it

[skarlorn]

And dark within.

[maskedmelonpai]

woke ethic

[mickmoranis]

sup

[entruil]

now I need a safe space... apologies... carry on... :|

[skarlorn]

woke ethic

:eek:

[skarlorn]

RIP official lubricant brand thread. I was mid reply complimenting the last page. AzzartheGod, Xaanka, and Ella'Ella had all contributed some top notch posts.

It will be missed.

[Baler]

dang I literally just caught the last post.

WD40 for years by ???

edit:
His Name is Robert Paulson!
His Name is Robert Paulson!!

[skarlorn]

twas ella ella with a characteristically witty post, unrustled by pixels and elf drama

[AzzarTheGod]

RIP official lubricant brand thread. I was mid reply complimenting the last page. AzzartheGod, Xaanka, and Ella'Ella had all contributed some top notch posts.

It will be missed.

knew it was coming at some point but I didn't think I'd miss The Happening.

jealous of Baler.

[maskedmelonpai]

good morning wall. it seem the night kept more than the moon and stars. what has happen?

[skarlorn]

be jealous of me for I had hit "reply" to the thread and by the time I had replied the thread was goned

[entruil]

Seems idle, here is a sparkler, don't blow yourself up.

yea... no... Bump.

[Jimjam]

http://i.imgur.com/E4QpEzyr.jpg

[skarlorn]

awesome

[maskedmelonpai]

http://i.imgur.com/E4QpEzyr.jpg

that a wall to keep the commies out, or it a commy wall? I confused :c

[Baler]

What's crazy is Ratman is a race you can play on live eq.

[AzzarTheGod]

Last Activity: 05-16-2017 12:18 AM

only real G's know who. Keep it on the low, ain't nobody gotta know.

[Pokesan]

google the avatar

[Swish]

What's crazy is Ratman is a race you can play on live eq.

EQ2 is a disgusting sequel. Ogre wizards and high elf SKs..wut...

[Pokesan]

google the avatar

bump. need to know our thoughts on this. got my order 66 ready to transmit.

[AzzarTheGod]

bump. need to know our thoughts on this. got my order 66 ready to transmit.

I'm being jammed.

[entruil]

"One for the money, yes sir, two for the show..."