View Full Version : Trump Will Force You to have Illegitimate Children
skarlorn
09-23-2016, 10:15 PM
That's right.
Trump wants to make it basically impossible for your gf to get an abortion.
He wants to kill Planned Parenthood. A great place to get your dick checked for Elf-TDs. Also where you can kill your baby before it ruins your life.
This is the equivalent of Hillary telling you what you can do with your spunk.
I hope you guys aren't serious. At least Hillary will die soon.
Daywolf
09-23-2016, 10:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/oltt8Lg.gif
R Flair
09-23-2016, 10:49 PM
Wow no more baby murdering. What a tragedy. Responsibility? Absurd concept.
Daywolf
09-24-2016, 03:37 AM
I am very pro-coat hanger.
David Carradine was pro-coat hanger too, but look where that got him.
AzzarTheGod
09-24-2016, 04:00 AM
I hope you guys aren't serious. At least Hillary will die soon.
My dawg skarlorn done told ya'll.
Bet u guys never thought of that.
skarlorn
09-24-2016, 05:48 AM
You trying to say I shouldn't be able to nut in my girl friend unprotected once a while R_Flair? u trine 2 say i don't deserve the liberty to say "i would be unfit as a parent so lets just NOT let this cell sack grow any further" and cast an Inferno of Al'Kabor up her cooter?
just s m f h
R Flair
09-24-2016, 08:33 AM
Plenty of ways to prevent pregnancy. Choose one or go on pretending murder is OK because its been a sanctioned forms of eugenics for 100 yrs.
entruil
09-24-2016, 10:15 AM
the argument of life and what it is |and| the fed's role in protecting life is a much to deep subject to start from as-far-away as possible sides of a rabbit-hole.
this leads me to believe...
It's time to walk down to the river and catch lunch... peace
Daywolf
09-24-2016, 10:48 AM
Yeah, that would be a great step, getting the feds out of it. Getting the feds out of a lot of things. Our cares should be more at state level, where we as individuals have a greater voice.
Ahldagor
09-24-2016, 10:54 AM
David Carradine was pro-coat hanger too, but look where that got him.
No, he was pro rope-rig-in-closet for autoerotic asyphyxiation with two hookers to watch him. Some great pics if you see 'em.
Addendum:
Abortion isn't murder, and is perfectly legal. Not to mention Roe v Wade cemented a right to privacy.
Pokesan
09-24-2016, 11:23 AM
abortions is extremely my jam
Nihilist_santa
09-24-2016, 11:31 AM
Most of you if you dont have kids by now might as well face up to the fact you will be a step parent. Might as well go ahead and practice saying "my wife's kid".
Jarnauga
09-24-2016, 11:34 AM
maybe if you started teaching teens about sexuality and how to use contraceptives..
Daywolf
09-24-2016, 11:48 AM
Or promote gay marriage more aggressively, if thats possible. Then we can just die off as a species more quickly. Don't worry, HRC will abort us all real quick if she gets in so she can slap that nuke button first chance. ICBM's will prolly go straight up and then straight back down, suck the brain matter right out of us all in one fell swoop.
Cecily
09-24-2016, 12:20 PM
maybe if you started teaching teens about sexuality and how to use contraceptives..
Unfortunately, our religious idiots in 'murica have an issue with abortion AND birth control.
Jarnauga
09-24-2016, 12:25 PM
Or promote gay marriage more aggressively, if thats possible. Then we can just die off as a species more quickly. Don't worry, HRC will abort us all real quick if she gets in so she can slap that nuke button first chance. ICBM's will prolly go straight up and then straight back down, suck the brain matter right out of us all in one fell swoop.
only thing missing from your post is "jews"
barrettdc1
09-24-2016, 02:56 PM
David Carradine was pro-coat hanger too, but look where that got him.
Post of the year.
skarlorn
09-24-2016, 03:00 PM
Anyone of you who is anti coat hanger needs to go hang urself on the coat rack
I believe women have a Right, you fucking pigs
barrettdc1
09-24-2016, 03:02 PM
I'm more privy to the "baseball bat to the stomach, third trimester" method.
AzzarTheGod
09-24-2016, 04:14 PM
Most of you if you dont have kids by now might as well face up to the fact you will be a step parent. Might as well go ahead and practice saying "my wife's kid".
Santa bringing the hard facts to the forefront of discussion.
This is the grim logic that the older millennial crowd who do not have children by the age of 30-35 will have to face..Its already here even with planned parenthood fully funded and operational.
The only girls who don't end up knocked up by 25-27 seem to be the more abstinent career (Top 40 College) ones, who tend to shy away from hookups.
skarlorn
09-24-2016, 04:26 PM
santa may be right about MOST of you. but he is not right about me. I am a young handsome man with a long career of fucking women before it becomes uncool. h8 to age myself but there, I said it.
AzzarTheGod
09-24-2016, 04:51 PM
I'm still not cool with dating a girl with kids yet....
Bad experiences.
The last girl I dated had a kid at like 18-20 or so, he was basically an adolescent. She was 32 years old when we met (met, that's funny...I passed off appearance as I was balling pretty hard at the time doing a ton of recs and went on a big fashion and watch spending spree even my book bag was designer, and she just wanted a hookup. But like any girl, they want to turn a hookup into a relationship if they like you (Or more importantly, like your material possessions and money). She was really confused and mixed up. Said she loved me, but we had barely had any meaningful courtship, the sex was wack (I like to keep it wack to cut down on the psycho factor if I get a hint of psycho. She said up front she is a psycho and has stalked peoples houses. Turn off.)
Would come over and cry sometimes, or come over just to have a breakdown (feeling unloved I guess) I'd try to be there for her as a person and a human being, but at the end of the day, I had my own aspirations. I need to keep making money. I need more schooling. She was dead weight and had no idea how to become featherweight and play her position. All to often, this is the case.
She was also in constant competition with all of her exes. She loved to be chased and feel that sense of control I guess. Yet was not a make-up artist, and never wore make-up? Even on an average dinner date where I am spending 200+ dollars. No make-up. Plastic surgery, liposuction, DD breast implants, hair (her hair bill was fucking ginormous and bi-weekly manicure/pedicure, but no extensions? and shitty basic hairstyle. Lazy and sloppy is how all this came across to me. She needed SERIOUS advice and discipline.
Why get all this plastic surgery on one hand, spend tens of thousands to look good (she was good I can maybe post pics some day, im not comfortable doing that now its too soon) and not use make-up? Whats the fucking deal? No contouring? No idea how to do her eyes. Then you expect to be this object of desire and your hair is a mess yet it costs me hundreds of dollars. Whats the fucking deal????????
How are you so high maintenance, so controlling, so self-conscious, yet you aren't using make-up at all? You wear fake eyelashes, but you have no makeup game? How? god, why??????????????? How can you make demands and you cant even do your fucking makeup??? YOU DONT EVEN CONTOUR ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????????????????????????????????????
WHATS THE FUCKING DEAL?????????????????????????????
I'd have to write several paragraphs to qualify exactly what I mean here. I'll pass.
Anyway I am sure some women bred with a mature guy, and they are peacefully separated. I know a good girl in a bad situation, she is really interested. But has a kid. She wants the D, I haven't hit anything in awhile now, but no-can-do. Just not confident in being able to control the emotional ebb and flow right now. I need Tom Cruise in Magnolia reprogramming anyone know a guy?
Kids are great, just not on my time. THE END.
Nihilist_santa
09-24-2016, 05:01 PM
I'm still not cool with dating a girl with kids yet....
Bad experiences.
The last girl I dated had a kid at like 18-20 or so, he was basically an adolescent. She was 32 years old when we met (met, that's funny...I passed off appearance as I was balling pretty hard at the time doing a ton of recs and went on a big fashion and watch spending spree even my book bag was designer, and she just wanted a hookup. But like any girl, they want to turn a hookup into a relationship if they like you (Or more importantly, like your material possessions and money). She was really confused and mixed up. Said she loved me, but we had barely had any meaningful courtship, the sex was wack (I like to keep it wack to cut down on the psycho factor if I get a hint of psycho. She said up front she is a psycho and has stalked peoples houses. Turn off.)
Would come over and cry sometimes, or come over just to have a breakdown (feeling unloved I guess) I'd try to be there for her as a person and a human being, but at the end of the day, I had my own aspirations. I need to keep making money. I need more schooling. She was dead weight and had no idea how to become featherweight and play her position. All to often, this is the case.
She was also in constant competition with all of her exes. She loved to be chased and feel that sense of control I guess. Yet was not a make-up artist, and never wore make-up? Even on an average dinner date where I am spending 200+ dollars. No make-up. Plastic surgery, liposuction, DD breast implants, hair (her hair bill was fucking ginormous and bi-weekly manicure/pedicure, but no extensions? and shitty basic hairstyle. Lazy and sloppy is how all this came across to me. She needed SERIOUS advice and discipline.
Why get all this plastic surgery on one hand, spend tens of thousands to look good (she was good I can maybe post pics some day, im not comfortable doing that now its too soon) and not use make-up? Whats the fucking deal? No contouring? No idea how to do her eyes. Then you expect to be this object of desire and your hair is a mess yet it costs me hundreds of dollars. Whats the fucking deal????????
How are you so high maintenance, so controlling, so self-conscious, yet you aren't using make-up at all? You wear fake eyelashes, but you have no makeup game? How? god, why??????????????? How can you make demands and you cant even do your fucking makeup??? YOU DONT EVEN CONTOUR ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????????????????????????????????????
WHATS THE FUCKING DEAL?????????????????????????????
I'd have to write several paragraphs to qualify exactly what I mean here. I'll pass.
Anyway I am sure some women bred with a mature guy, and they are peacefully separated. I know a good girl in a bad situation, she is really interested. But has a kid. She wants the D, I haven't hit anything in awhile now, but no-can-do. Just not confident in being able to control the emotional ebb and flow right now. I need Tom Cruise in Magnolia reprogramming anyone know a guy?
Kids are great, just not on my time. THE END.
Hopefully this will be a cautionary tale to some. You are right though about the kids. Why should you subsidize someone's failure. No one is going to bail you out if you have a kid. Best we can do is shun single mothers and create a new stigma to prevent future societal burdens. Abortions just continue to legitimize these bad decisions and allows women to hold a gun to your head because "muh body".
skarlorn
09-24-2016, 05:07 PM
nominating azzar's post to goodreads
AzzarTheGod
09-24-2016, 06:34 PM
nominating azzar's post to goodreads
thx pal ne tips on where 2 find tom cruise character from Magnolia?
skarlorn
09-24-2016, 06:37 PM
Yep.
Timmy Ribbons is a great one.
Also check out T. Harv Eker, the indian guru guy. they'll put you off on the right foot.
only $20K to start reprogramming now *cringes* :)
AzzarTheGod
09-24-2016, 06:39 PM
thx pal. I tried calling this # n no 1 answered
http://i.imgur.com/tU8LGWD.jpg
I will try to find this timbo bobby guy u mentioned
Chaboo_Cleric
09-24-2016, 06:43 PM
I constantly remind my daughter she could've been a jetski
Ahldagor
09-24-2016, 09:00 PM
I'm still not cool with dating a girl with kids yet....
Bad experiences.
The last girl I dated had a kid at like 18-20 or so, he was basically an adolescent. She was 32 years old when we met (met, that's funny...I passed off appearance as I was balling pretty hard at the time doing a ton of recs and went on a big fashion and watch spending spree even my book bag was designer, and she just wanted a hookup. But like any girl, they want to turn a hookup into a relationship if they like you (Or more importantly, like your material possessions and money). She was really confused and mixed up. Said she loved me, but we had barely had any meaningful courtship, the sex was wack (I like to keep it wack to cut down on the psycho factor if I get a hint of psycho. She said up front she is a psycho and has stalked peoples houses. Turn off.)
Would come over and cry sometimes, or come over just to have a breakdown (feeling unloved I guess) I'd try to be there for her as a person and a human being, but at the end of the day, I had my own aspirations. I need to keep making money. I need more schooling. She was dead weight and had no idea how to become featherweight and play her position. All to often, this is the case.
She was also in constant competition with all of her exes. She loved to be chased and feel that sense of control I guess. Yet was not a make-up artist, and never wore make-up? Even on an average dinner date where I am spending 200+ dollars. No make-up. Plastic surgery, liposuction, DD breast implants, hair (her hair bill was fucking ginormous and bi-weekly manicure/pedicure, but no extensions? and shitty basic hairstyle. Lazy and sloppy is how all this came across to me. She needed SERIOUS advice and discipline.
Why get all this plastic surgery on one hand, spend tens of thousands to look good (she was good I can maybe post pics some day, im not comfortable doing that now its too soon) and not use make-up? Whats the fucking deal? No contouring? No idea how to do her eyes. Then you expect to be this object of desire and your hair is a mess yet it costs me hundreds of dollars. Whats the fucking deal????????
How are you so high maintenance, so controlling, so self-conscious, yet you aren't using make-up at all? You wear fake eyelashes, but you have no makeup game? How? god, why??????????????? How can you make demands and you cant even do your fucking makeup??? YOU DONT EVEN CONTOUR ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????????????????????????????????????
WHATS THE FUCKING DEAL?????????????????????????????
I'd have to write several paragraphs to qualify exactly what I mean here. I'll pass.
Anyway I am sure some women bred with a mature guy, and they are peacefully separated. I know a good girl in a bad situation, she is really interested. But has a kid. She wants the D, I haven't hit anything in awhile now, but no-can-do. Just not confident in being able to control the emotional ebb and flow right now. I need Tom Cruise in Magnolia reprogramming anyone know a guy?
Kids are great, just not on my time. THE END.
Dude, 200+ for dinner? Not every time was it? She saw your dough and proly figured you were her prince. She definately lacked some discipline, proly had some daddy issues too. Most of that proly came from having the kid young and not realizing that the kid now comes before her because her life is over. The competition thing is a sure sign of immaturity. Sorry you struck out, but learning something from it doesn't mean it's wasted.
skarlorn
09-24-2016, 09:40 PM
azzar idk but do you really want pointing to someone like that? not sure if trollin lol
AzzarTheGod
09-25-2016, 02:44 AM
azzar idk but do you really want pointing to someone like that? not sure if trollin lol
This is a really good question man. Profound stuff (srsly). I'm going to have to take some time to reflect on it.
pathius41
09-25-2016, 03:56 AM
Anyone of you who is anti coat hanger needs to go hang urself on the coat rack
I believe women have a Right, you fucking pigs
me too, the right to use protection or keep their legs F'in shut.
mickmoranis
09-25-2016, 04:00 AM
what law can we create to dispose of the type of parents that made all of you?
AzzarTheGod
09-25-2016, 05:59 AM
what law can we create to dispose of the type of parents that made all of you?
me or any one of my dawgs would ******************************that's all edited out.
you can make a comment like that on here, but we're all too real to respond.
Daywolf
09-25-2016, 06:49 AM
what law can we create to dispose of the type of parents that made all of you?
I fear the leash law.
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