If extraterrestrials made contact today..

[Angushjalmur]

And you were allowed to show them one item/thing/part of human culture, what would it be and why?

[Vilkata]

The business end of a shotgun barrel
.... for reasons.

[AzzarTheGod]

id dunk on their ass

troll em right off the fuckin planet. done, cya aliens u lost.

[Angushjalmur]

If they didn't know about basketball they wouldn't understand the significance of being dunked on.

They'd probably just take it as a sign of hostility and probe you until you died tbh

[skarlorn]

If they didn't know about basketball they wouldn't understand the significance of being dunked on.

They'd probably just take it as a sign of hostility and probe you until you died tbh

Implying that wasn't what AzzarTheGod wanted anyway

Get dunked scrub

[Nibblewitz]

Wouldn't have to show them shit. They would wipe it clean for us all.

[Angushjalmur]

Implying that wasn't what AzzarTheGod wanted anyway

Get dunked scrub

Finish making my banded armor, crackhead

[skarlorn]

Finish making my banded armor, crackhead

Which pizzas u missing again?

Also, I would probably take them to a nice park and feed them sushi

[Chaboo_Cleric]

My penis


Because it represents god

[Angushjalmur]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/index.php

The first thing you'd show an alien species would be autism

Terrible choice

[Angushjalmur]

Which pizzas u missing again?

Also, I would probably take them to a nice park and feed them sushi

Legs and wrists breh

[maskedmelon]

And you were allowed to show them one item/thing/part of human culture, what would it be and why?

Do they have tentacles? This is important.

[Angushjalmur]

lol^

[azeth]

id dunk on their ass

troll em right off the fuckin planet. done, cya aliens u lost.

Made me lol

[Chaboo_Cleric]

The first thing you'd show an alien species would be autism

Terrible choice

Lol, I spat up my expresso

[Ahldagor]

Lsd in large quantities.

[aMindAmok]

Toast

Because it's f'ing toast.

[maskedmelon]

Well, since my question has not been answered, I will assume they do not, in which case I would simply show them the door.

[Secrets]

My rare pepe collection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzu15ZezipE

[JurisDictum]

And you were allowed to show them one item/thing/part of human culture, what would it be and why?

Justin Beiber

Someone has to do it.

Edit: lol, I misread it as "shoot" one item/thing....

[JurisDictum]

Got a monster reply to this thread I thought of.

But just got into a road rage incident at 3:30 AM beef popped off on the highway still shaken up. Firearms were pointed at the back windshield of my car, nothing happened though.

it was football hooligans from Thursday night football.

I don't suppose you got their license plate? Some of those idiots might not know how to get away with something like that if the cops do a knock and talk.

[AzzarTheGod]

I don't suppose you got their license plate? Some of those idiots might not know how to get away with something like that if the cops do a knock and talk.

Yeah that's what put a bad spin on the ordeal, when I had a chance to get the plate, there was no issue yet. In retrospect, I should start taking plates down when I even get a whiff of an issue. Lesson learned.

When he slowed down to 40 mph in a 75mph zone and let me pass in the far left lane (forced pass, he was driving to endanger), I should have taken his plate on that basis alone since that's essentially a felony (driving to endanger, criminal driving).

Again, its tough to suspect anything until you aren't able to get a plate. Can't see very well, and its mostly highway driving on this one.

My relative suspected they were most likely not white and had been watching CNN tonight and felt extra tough. They knew I was white-presenting, as they let me pass and identified me since only my back window is tinted, not the sides.

[AzzarTheGod]

I don't suppose you got their license plate? Some of those idiots might not know how to get away with something like that if the cops do a knock and talk.

The extra shitty part of this is I have the ability to run a plate myself (PM me if you ever have a legitimate need, insurance, car accident, etc), and I would have liked to know what neighborhood they come from or what cultural indication I could glean from it. It was a 30 mile ordeal, and I got very little out of it aside from getting punked while I'm essentially stone sober and driving by myself with no witnesses or help. He had an SUV full of hooligans.

Feels very bad man, ugh.

[Angushjalmur]

I don't suppose you got their license plate? Some of those idiots might not know how to get away with something like that if the cops do a knock and talk.

>Got a warrant? Eat shit

Shut door

[AzzarTheGod]

>Got a warrant? Eat shit

Shut door

>Victim goes to their local police station
>Files criminal complaint; deadly assault
>affidavit mentions drugs (appeared and acted under the influence, saw someone smoking a pipe in my rearview mirror
>search warrant issued

[entruil]

ordeal

bummer man ... hopefully its a one off... sounds like it could of went much worse...

would happen on red.
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And you were allowed to show them one item/thing/part of human culture, what would it be and why?

probably

http://i.imgur.com/Y94Tr34.jpg

but i still need to contemplate this...

[AzzarTheGod]

Yeah I'm still blown away by the brazenness and extreme "violence" of the way he was willing to drive on the road. The disorderly behavior especially in a quiet major city area was appalling.

He is lucky I wasn't LEO. I have run into LEO by accident plenty of times in my area, we have a ton of undercover units and DHS/DEA/ATF activity.

One time I pressed a redlight at 1 AM (fuck it) didn't run it, but pressed it. The truck behind me zooms past at 70 mph in a 30 mph zone, he was also waiting behind the redlight with me. I said hmm that's risky for this area, we have like 5 patrols on every block after 12:00 AM.

He continues to go maximum speed, I speed up to 50 mph just because I figure this asshole is trailblazing for me in his big truck.

He pulls into the gas station, I am also pulling into the gas station. I guess he feels I followed him and he feels paranoid because he just broke the law.

So he notices I am behind him, his car door prevented me from passing him at the gas station lane. I have to wait for him to get out and shut his door so I can get to the gas pump.

LOL He does a double-deek, like goes to get out kinda, but then looks like he snapped and changed his mind. Almost like a last second decision. I see his leg, he twists around in his front seat a little bit to his glove-box I am guessing.

He jumps out of his huge F-350 Ford Truck, storms over to my car with a chain with a shield dangling from his neck. Its a fucking LEO damn. Another heart attack for me.

He opens dialogue with an accusation (meant to establish dominance again, confirms he was paranoid about his own speeding and thought I was following him into the gas station) "WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN THAT RED LIGHT NEXT TIME????"

I went straight bitch (You can't argue if you are breaking some other laws you don't need him to know about)

"I apologize" And tapped my chest with my right hand in sincerity.

"YOU BEEN DRINKING??????????" Approaching closer, bearing down on me. I'm slightly worried.

"No sir." At this point I stop casually hanging my head out the window to see him better, and snap into attention as he walks closer, breaking eye-contact, staring straight ahead at attention now. (These guys appreciate military behavior, its part of my socially engineered response now in situations where ex-military LEO are involved)

He appreciates the snap and the expected answer, he feels like the man and hes back in the military in a position of power again. I'm a good soldier. His attacking demeanor begins to soften....

He began to appreciate the fact that I'm white-presenting and was obviously surprised and/or outright scared by him jumping out the F-350 with the shield on his neck movie-style like Training Day. He had a big smug smile on his face at this point and is enjoying his little scare after he just broke a bunch of laws himself and now he is able to beat up on some kid.

I also notice now that he's piss drunk himself, which explains the out of control speed-- his face is beat red and bloated.

It was just another night in sleepy hollow fellas. To be continued....

[Daywolf]

I'd show them the border and then deport them.

[maskedmelon]

Yeah I'm still blown away by the brazenness and extreme "violence" of the way he was willing to drive on the road. The disorderly behavior especially in a quiet major city area was appalling.

He is lucky I wasn't LEO. I have run into LEO by accident plenty of times in my area, we have a ton of undercover units and DHS/DEA/ATF activity.

One time I pressed a redlight at 1 AM (fuck it) didn't run it, but pressed it. The truck behind me zooms past at 70 mph in a 30 mph zone, he was also waiting behind the redlight with me. I said hmm that's risky for this area, we have like 5 patrols on every block after 12:00 AM.

He continues to go maximum speed, I speed up to 50 mph just because I figure this asshole is trailblazing for me in his big truck.

He pulls into the gas station, I am also pulling into the gas station. I guess he feels I followed him and he feels paranoid because he just broke the law.

So he notices I am behind him, his car door prevented me from passing him at the gas station lane. I have to wait for him to get out and shut his door so I can get to the gas pump.

LOL He does a double-deek, like goes to get out kinda, but then looks like he snapped and changed his mind. Almost like a last second decision. I see his leg, he twists around in his front seat a little bit to his glove-box I am guessing.

He jumps out of his huge F-350 Ford Truck, storms over to my car with a chain with a shield dangling from his neck. Its a fucking LEO damn. Another heart attack for me.

He opens dialogue with an accusation (meant to establish dominance again, confirms he was paranoid about his own speeding and thought I was following him into the gas station) "WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN THAT RED LIGHT NEXT TIME????"

I went straight bitch (You can't argue if you are breaking some other laws you don't need him to know about)

"I apologize" And tapped my chest with my right hand in sincerity.

"YOU BEEN DRINKING??????????" Approaching closer, bearing down on me. I'm slightly worried.

"No sir." At this point I stop casually hanging my head out the window to see him better, and snap into attention as he walks closer, breaking eye-contact, staring straight ahead at attention now. (These guys appreciate military behavior, its part of my socially engineered response now in situations where ex-military LEO are involved)

He appreciates the snap and the expected answer, he feels like the man and hes back in the military in a position of power again. I'm a good soldier. His attacking demeanor begins to soften....

He began to appreciate the fact that I'm white-presenting and was obviously surprised and/or outright scared by him jumping out the F-350 with the shield on his neck movie-style like Training Day. He had a big smug smile on his face at this point and is enjoying his little scare after he just broke a bunch of laws himself and now he is able to beat up on some kid.

I also notice now that he's piss drunk himself, which explains the out of control speed-- his face is beat red and bloated.

It was just another night in sleepy hollow fellas. To be continued....

This is good stuff ^^ I like it