What I get out of red 99

[notinmyname]

This is my true and honest usual day playing eq red 99 project.

Log in...
Get bored soon as I'm there wondering what to do.
Send some tells
Kill a low level mob next to me...
Look at my items and think about raid mobs...
Check /who in my current zone...
Get invite to group...
Start lightly touching myself as I look for port or start walking to spot...
Get to group, tired, wanting to log out...
Sit there playing mediocre, start touching myself more..
Pull out my cell phone, look up porn...
Start masturbating while playing, but not too intensely...
Send a few chats into group about sex...
Look up some really fringe kinky shit porn.
Go hard and start dildoing my abyss with finger...
Tell group mates I'll be afk for a moment...
Get that edge and cum into the floor...
Look at my eq screen and type /exit..
Go shower and feel tired....
Get out and go to sleep....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1_Qfk24jQE

[Kerwin]

Me too

[Farzo]

Pretty much was my average day too.

Except just add avoid pvp at all costs

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why avoid pvp ... you dont lose anything and u have multiple high levels....

[Farzo]

Dude I dont leave zonelines unless my HT is up...fully raid buffed and TL box set in the corner.

[Farzo]

Shits fucking scary out there in norrath

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should bind on other continent for added incontinence

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oh wait
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