Summoning Smallmee

[HookrsNBlow]

Yo Smallmee!

So how close to your season 1 record do I have to get to scare you into returning?

Much love,

Hookrs Nblow

[HippoNipple]

You are only halfway there and season two has already lasted longer than season 1.

Basically you already lost and him returning now wouldn't change that.

[Uuruk]

Ya not sure anyone cares. Guy two boxes his way to full buffs. Really don't give a fuck about level 52 pvp either.

[vouss]

Lol

[pgerman]

Ya not sure anyone cares. Guy two boxes his way to full buffs. Really don't give a fuck about level 52 pvp either.

you didnt care about pvp level 1 - 60, lets be real here

[Uuruk]

you didnt care about pvp level 1 - 60, lets be real here

I was #1 for a long time on leaderboard in season 1. Level 50 pvp so it doesn't matter though.

[BallzDeep]

I was #1 for a long time on leaderboard in season 1. Level 50 pvp so it doesn't matter though.

WAS
WAS
WAS
WAS

[Uuruk]

I was #1 for a long time on leaderboard in season 1. Level 50 pvp so it doesn't matter though.

WAS
WAS
WAS
WAS

Are you retarded?

[Nirgon]

Think he's back in heaven for pvping or an on the spot rule creation / determination

[AzzarTheGod]

Think he's back in heaven for pvping or an on the spot rule creation / determination

[Saludeen]

He's only number 1 because <random irrelevant excuse>

[Uuruk]

Think he's back in heaven for pvping or an on the spot rule creation / determination

Sounds like Braknar

[Doors]

Hookrs a true warrior of the box.

[Farzo]

Should do a Hookrs V Smallme special event.

Best of 3 in each zone:

OoT/CoM/MM

[Uuruk]

Should do a Hookrs V Smallme special event.

Best of 3 in each zone:

OoT/CoM/MM

Does smallmee get his 2 boxes chanter to run around and rune him? Important question.

[BallzDeep]

Are you retarded?

I had to google this since this does not translate to my language well. This is what google came up with:

re·tard·ed
rəˈtärdəd/
adjective
datedoffensive
A person who responds to Project1999 posts within minutes of a new post with no originality. This person is typically a Low T undercover fuck boy posting under the username Uruuk.

"Dude that Uruuk posted within 8 seconds, he's retarded. I'll have to see him real soon"

[BallzDeep]

Auto-correct fail - Uuruk.

[Uuruk]

Yikes, guess that confirms that.

[BallzDeep]

Yes, sources say the definition has been confirmed.

[Uuruk]

Yes, sources say the definition has been confirmed.

Your name is ballzdeep and you are mad on elf sim forums.

[BallzDeep]

But wait....I thought mad was for those people who are F5ing every 2 minutes......

I'd rather be mad than desperately seeking friends by adding my skype, yahoo, AIM and everything under the sun to an elf sim.

[Farzo]

Does smallmee get his 2 boxes chanter to run around and rune him? Important question.

Yes. And his cleric buffing him (pre-potg days)

[HookrsNBlow]

Hookrs a true warrior of the box.

[vouss]

Uuruuk is a good example of someone who has no friends and sucks at everything he does for 16+ hours a day 2 years at a time

[Uuruk]

Uuruuk is a good example of someone who has no friends and sucks at everything he does for 16+ hours a day 2 years at a time

Drugs

[dacBANe666]

http://www.r99pvp.net/showplayer.php?p=Hookrs

42 deaths? challenging me?

[Bokke]

Yo Smallmee!

So how close to your season 1 record do I have to get to scare you into returning?

Much love,

Hookrs Nblow

I remember when Hookrs offered to pratically suck my dick so that I'd convince Salem and Vaporize to let him into friends.

[AzzarTheGod]

I remember when Hookrs offered to pratically suck my dick so that I'd convince Salem and Vaporize to let him into friends.


He should have talked to Andain what an idiot.

[Nirgon]

I remember when Hookrs offered to pratically suck my dick so that I'd convince Salem and Vaporize to let him into friends.

I remember a different story

[Grimjaw]

http://www.r99pvp.net/showplayer.php?p=Hookrs

42 deaths? challenging me?

lol i was thinkin the same thing brother!

[shokar]

He should have talked to Andain what an idiot.

audible kek

[vouss]

Nirgon also remembers his address, phone numbers and high school teachers names. He's a credible source

[Nirgon]

"I want to be lvl 49 and pvp, you're a pvp guild right?"

"Hello, butter brains officer here, no you must get 60 and fight Empire and try to contest things we'll never kill"

"Okay then I'm not interested"


gg, hope they sew your brian back together like your hand

[vouss]

Nirgon also remembers his address, phone numbers and high school teachers names. He's a credible source