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JackFlash
07-18-2016, 08:52 PM
Seems fitting for P99

Link (https://www.yahoo.com/news/comedian-eric-andre-crashed-conspiracy-theorist-alex-jones-rnc-rally-205929539.html)

barrettdc1
07-18-2016, 11:31 PM
Lmao. That was great. Although, I'm not sure what he's trying to achieve by doing that.

Daywolf
07-19-2016, 12:44 AM
It was a false flag :o

MrSparkle001
07-19-2016, 01:30 AM
It's not even funny though. It's more like he's trying to earn himself some shock publicity so all the young college idiots will think he's edgy and relevant.

Ahldagor
07-19-2016, 08:48 AM
Proly all for his show on adult swim which isn't that good.

Jorgam
07-19-2016, 09:37 AM
Pretty awful for a "comedian". He made Alex appear to be the rational and reasonable one. Would file under FAIL.

JackFlash
07-19-2016, 09:49 AM
Proly all for his show on adult swim which isn't that good.

Cecily
07-19-2016, 12:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXuc3M_3cs8

I don't know who this Andre guy is, but this is horribly unfunny.

Saludeen
07-19-2016, 02:19 PM
So cringe for that "comedian".

Nihilist_santa
07-19-2016, 02:34 PM
The left isnt "edgy" anymore and comes across forced and controlling the way they tried to portray christians and conservatives in the 80s and 90s. The right is regaining that edge thanks to no fucks being given over PC bullshit. The only time the left is "funny" is when it reaches into its bag of 1 trick and pulls out the "lets make fun of the rich, whites, and christians" shtick.

Hasbinbad
07-19-2016, 02:44 PM
eric andre is not a traditional comedian. he is a sketch comic and is really fucking out-there on a normal day. this guy took 'between two ferns' and added hallucinogenics.

maskedmelon
07-19-2016, 02:54 PM
Neither funny nor shocking :/

AzzarTheGod
07-19-2016, 04:13 PM
The left isnt "edgy" anymore and comes across forced and controlling the way they tried to portray christians and conservatives in the 80s and 90s. The right is regaining that edge thanks to no fucks being given over PC bullshit. The only time the left is "funny" is when it reaches into its bag of 1 trick and pulls out the "lets make fun of the rich, whites, and christians" shtick.

big_ole_jpn
07-19-2016, 04:27 PM
the "joke" is the conditioned taste aversion you are assumed to have developed for Donald after a full year of nonstop Ludovico Technique through the TV, facebook news, web2.0 sites, etc. As long as zog exists there will be parasites who hook into zog NLP to make a profit.

quido
07-19-2016, 04:34 PM
Eric Andre is probably the funniest troll comedian I have ever seen.

Csihar
07-19-2016, 04:52 PM
Not saying this guy is funny but why doesn't anyone there seem to have a sense of humour?

Hasbinbad
07-19-2016, 04:56 PM
Not saying this guy is funny but why doesn't anyone there seem to have a sense of humour?
wypipo

Pokesan
07-19-2016, 06:10 PM
The left isnt "edgy" anymore and comes across forced and controlling the way they tried to portray christians and conservatives in the 80s and 90s. The right is regaining that edge thanks to no fucks being given over PC bullshit. The only time the left is "funny" is when it reaches into its bag of 1 trick and pulls out the "lets make fun of the rich, whites, and christians" shtick.

a bag of 1 trick has 3 tricks in it?

i'm curious about this

Daywolf
07-20-2016, 03:18 AM
day 2 wrap-up: https://youtu.be/h7ibxe1G2D4
fight breaks out

big_ole_jpn
07-20-2016, 03:21 AM
day 2 wrap-up: https://youtu.be/h7ibxe1G2D4
fight breaks out

https://i.imgur.com/Zr6XQeC.png

Daywolf
07-20-2016, 03:45 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Zr6XQeC.png
Recommended? Was that from your subscriptions page? :D
I saw that one on Saturday though https://youtu.be/fLk1VsXH-m8 but not new news to me. I don't usually watch his vids, just David Knight's, mostly. David's an arse kicker, really sharp thinker, does radio and vids, though not write at the inforwars site which is prolly why I've only loaded that site once this year.

Anyway, thought this vid was more interesting than the one posted here in the OP yesterday. The one yesterday could have almost been staged, this is quality material of the communists smashing into a 1st amendment rally. I don't know if you've seen many of these vids, but this is what they do.

Daywolf
07-20-2016, 06:05 AM
Eric André interrupted Breitbart (https://youtu.be/jy47dgjMk-A)

R Flair
07-20-2016, 09:52 AM
Eric André interrupted Breitbart (https://youtu.be/jy47dgjMk-A)

I actually found this pretty hilarious. Make Santa White Again. Funnier than the Alex Jones crash.

Saludeen
07-20-2016, 09:59 AM
SOME PEOPLE WOULD CALL HIM A.... CRINGEDIAN HAHAHAHHAHA WHERES YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR ITS NOTS UPPOSED TO BE FUNNY GET IT HAHAH PEE PEE #EricAndres

JackFlash
07-20-2016, 10:00 AM
He seems like he could play here. By play I mean FQ obvi...

Baler
07-20-2016, 10:21 AM
http://i.imgur.com/CfarU7z.gif
http://i.imgur.com/xBmadLU.gif

maskedmelon
07-20-2016, 10:38 AM
Not saying this guy is funny but why doesn't anyone there seem to have a sense of humour?

Humor exists along a sine wave as a function of stupidity. We are only able to move along the curve and thereby expand our comedic palate by exposure to increasingly stupid material. Most of us are simply insufficiently cultured to enjoy such refined content.

Hasbinbad
07-20-2016, 10:43 AM
Humor exists along a sine wave as a function of stupidity. We are only able to move along the curve and thereby expand our comedic palate by exposure to increasingly stupid material. Most of us are simply insufficiently cultured to enjoy such refined content.
That was a lot of words that mean absolutely nothing.

Slathar
07-20-2016, 03:58 PM
Humor exists along a sine wave as a function of stupidity. We are only able to move along the curve and thereby expand our comedic palate by exposure to increasingly stupid material. Most of us are simply insufficiently cultured to enjoy such refined content.

shut the fuck up bitch

Slathar
07-20-2016, 03:59 PM
Recommended? Was that from your subscriptions page? :D
I saw that one on Saturday though https://youtu.be/fLk1VsXH-m8 but not new news to me. I don't usually watch his vids, just David Knight's, mostly. David's an arse kicker, really sharp thinker, does radio and vids, though not write at the inforwars site which is prolly why I've only loaded that site once this year.

Anyway, thought this vid was more interesting than the one posted here in the OP yesterday. The one yesterday could have almost been staged, this is quality material of the communists smashing into a 1st amendment rally. I don't know if you've seen many of these vids, but this is what they do.

shut the fuck up bitch.

Aesop
07-20-2016, 04:12 PM
he's like a black salaryman

Daywolf
07-20-2016, 04:33 PM
I actually found this pretty hilarious. Make Santa White Again. Funnier than the Alex Jones crash.
Yeah it was better, they played along with him well enough. After all it wasn't a rally where some people have been on edge regarding attacks. Did you see how fast the police responded in that communist attack? That all looked crazy, Jones posted the long version (https://youtu.be/PdYlq8QP-OU) just after I posted that snippet here. One thing for sure, the guy aint some pussy hiding away in an air conditioned studio arguing with black cops at CNN.

big_ole_jpn
07-20-2016, 04:41 PM
Yeah it was better, they played along with him well enough. After all it wasn't a rally where some people have been on edge regarding attacks. Did you see how fast the police responded in that communist attack? That all looked crazy, Jones posted the long version (https://youtu.be/PdYlq8QP-OU) just after I posted that snippet here. One thing for sure, the guy aint some pussy hiding away in an air conditioned studio arguing with black cops at CNN.

actually clicked lank this time (idk why) and witnessed AJ start throwin hands and flailing after dude maybe or maybe not bumped into him

cop even grabs his arm like what the fuck are you doing

good posts daywolf, love your work

https://i.imgur.com/jZDBjgV.png

AzzarTheGod
07-20-2016, 04:54 PM
actually clicked lank this time (idk why) and witnessed AJ start throwin hands and flailing after dude maybe or maybe not bumped into him

cop even grabs his arm like what the fuck are you doing

good posts daywolf, love your work

https://i.imgur.com/jZDBjgV.png

hes in these streets bruh respect it.

Tasslehofp99
07-20-2016, 04:59 PM
alex jones a true patriot

Daywolf
07-20-2016, 05:44 PM
actually clicked lank this time (idk why) and witnessed AJ start throwin hands and flailing after dude maybe or maybe not bumped into him

cop even grabs his arm like what the fuck are you doing

good posts daywolf, love your work
Thx. There were two guys involved in the initial assault it looks. That one guy who bashed into him with his arm, then that guy standing behind him in the black T. They came up on the exposed side where his bodyguard wasn't covering, The guy in the black T as you can see shoved his elbow into his back right as the other guy attacked, then went for a headlock (appeared to try to), then grabbed AJ's jacked from the back collar and pulled him down to the ground, cop was pulling him up. When the cops started pushing everyone back, it looked like a riot was breaking out. His bodyguard should have shoved him back, not Jones, but it was obviously too chaotic a situation for just one guy to be watching for threats there.

So one guy attacking from the side, then the other guy shoving his elbow into his back to inspire Jones to lunge forward at the guy, which of course he did to shove him back out of the way. Then they pulled him down to the ground. That was a planned maneuver to instigate a fight/riot right there.

efit: oh you posted 2min after my edit. I edited in the better long version I had seen last night (didn't notice it was a different vid at first, he's got 3+ up there now hah). He put that version up today, and I linked it thinking it was the same vid from last night. Well it's close, but the edited in one give better perspective.

Slathar
07-20-2016, 08:42 PM
Thx. There were two guys involved in the initial assault it looks. That one guy who bashed into him with his arm, then that guy standing behind him in the black T. They came up on the exposed side where his bodyguard wasn't covering, The guy in the black T as you can see shoved his elbow into his back right as the other guy attacked, then went for a headlock (appeared to try to), then grabbed AJ's jacked from the back collar and pulled him down to the ground, cop was pulling him up. When the cops started pushing everyone back, it looked like a riot was breaking out. His bodyguard should have shoved him back, not Jones, but it was obviously too chaotic a situation for just one guy to be watching for threats there.

So one guy attacking from the side, then the other guy shoving his elbow into his back to inspire Jones to lunge forward at the guy, which of course he did to shove him back out of the way. Then they pulled him down to the ground. That was a planned maneuver to instigate a fight/riot right there.

efit: oh you posted 2min after my edit. I edited in the better long version I had seen last night (didn't notice it was a different vid at first, he's got 3+ up there now hah). He put that version up today, and I linked it thinking it was the same vid from last night. Well it's close, but the edited in one give better perspective.


[x] posts encyclopedia length reply on emulation EQ forum
[x] loves Alex jones
[x] weighs 700 pounds
[x] does not possess a high school diploma

Daywolf
07-20-2016, 08:47 PM
[x] posts encyclopedia length reply on emulation EQ forum
[x] loves Alex jones
[x] weighs 700 pounds
[x] does not possess a high school diploma
Oh come on, 0bama's US surveillance spy program is more accurate than that, spook! :rolleyes:

barrettdc1
07-20-2016, 10:14 PM
Slathar out of left field.

Pokesan
07-20-2016, 11:33 PM
Slathar out of the stadium and into the parking lot!

Ahldagor
07-21-2016, 01:30 AM
Dude, Nixon started that surveilence. Get over it.

Slathar
07-21-2016, 02:05 AM
these neo-con/ neo-nazi types are rife in these forums. the only way to weed them out is to put a pig out in an open field so they can ceremoniously fuck it.

pig fucking fascist inbred high school drop out Wendy's drive through working mother fucking idiots.

Nihilist_santa
07-21-2016, 02:17 AM
Poor Slathar no one can hear him crying anymore over the sounds of the Nazi party.

http://i.imgur.com/bTgYmt5.jpg

Wonkie
07-21-2016, 02:18 AM
day 2 wrap-up: https://youtu.be/h7ibxe1G2D4
fight breaks out

imagine being such a bitch that millennials can kick your ass

thats alex jones

Daywolf
07-21-2016, 02:30 AM
these neo-con/ neo-nazi types are rife in these forums. the only way to weed them out is to put a pig out in an open field so they can ceremoniously fuck it.

pig fucking fascist inbred high school drop out Wendy's drive through working mother fucking idiots.
http://i.imgur.com/zOZC7cc.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/tbh3Hgi.jpg

Tasslehofp99
07-21-2016, 02:30 AM
I don't get why ppl hate Alex Jones.


Do you feel threatened by him in some way? lol

Nihilist_santa
07-21-2016, 02:32 AM
I don't get why ppl hate Alex Jones.


Do you feel threatened by him in some way? lol

Its more about all of his retarded failed predictions. I was remembering earlier tonight all of his doom and gloom surrounding Arnold Schwarzenegger. Remember Alex was claiming they were going to change the constitution and try to make him president and that Arnie wanted to be world dictator with a 50 year plan? :rolleyes:

Daywolf
07-21-2016, 02:49 AM
Its more about all of his retarded failed predictions. I was remembering earlier tonight all of his doom and gloom surrounding Arnold Schwarzenegger. Remember Alex was claiming they were going to change the constitution and try to make him president and that Arnie wanted to be world dictator with a 50 year plan? :rolleyes:
What Jones is... he's like a pro wrestler, right? Loud and all show, and when there isn't enough drama he makes some up. Don't get me wrong though, I don't hate him, some of his work is really good. But other times I just face palm and turn it off. e.g. like last year (or year before) when for sure a meteor was about to smash the earth etc. He had flawless inside information from top people etc..

But! I do think he's sincere. Which is a lot better than most media types out there by far. Just sometimes, he gets caught up in the moment and his mouth shoots off far beyond the connection of his mind. Some of the guys he's got working for him, pretty sound guys. People will call into the show and say "hey why don't you get rid of that Alex guy, you guys are way better!" hehehehe

Nihilist_santa
07-21-2016, 02:55 AM
The wrestler analogy seems to fit. Dont get me wrong he has his moments of brilliance but other times he makes me scratch my head. Never really trusted him once Id heard Bill Cooper call him out and we know what happened to Cooper who accurately predicted 9/11 and that it would be blamed on Osama bin Laden. My 2 cents is that Jones is a change agent. He was put in place to start the "truth" movement which has only accomplished creating an atmosphere where people want to destroy their own government.

Daywolf
07-21-2016, 03:04 AM
The wrestler analogy seems to fit. Dont get me wrong he has his moments of brilliance but other times he makes me scratch my head. Never really trusted him once Id heard Bill Cooper call him out and we know what happened to Cooper who accurately predicted 9/11 and that it would be blamed on Osama bin Laden. My 2 cents is that Jones is a change agent. He was put in place to start the "truth" movement which has only accomplished creating an atmosphere where people want to destroy their own government.
I've heard the agent thing. The rest, if that's true, it failed. That all seems more true of Glenn Beck by far. Beck has become a first class loose cannon imo. Neither of them are king of anything of course, there are a lot of alternative media sources, always been.

AzzarTheGod
07-21-2016, 04:02 AM
I've heard the agent thing. The rest, if that's true, it failed. That all seems more true of Glenn Beck by far. Beck has become a first class loose cannon imo. Neither of them are king of anything of course, there are a lot of alternative media sources, always been.

Yeah Glenn Beck seems to have been told by his handlers that its time to start baiting out domestic terrorists and to start getting really crazy.

Only explanation I can find is that he's on the gov payroll, unless you think hes making enough money from crazies?

But I don't think Glenn is seeing a fraction of Jones money, I could be wrong though.

Daywolf
07-21-2016, 05:30 AM
I've heard the agent thing. The rest, if that's true, it failed. That all seems more true of Glenn Beck by far. Beck has become a first class loose cannon imo. Neither of them are king of anything of course, there are a lot of alternative media sources, always been.
Jones claims he making no money himself this year, he's putting it back in. He has hired a lot of new field reporters this year, what I've seen, flying them around and covering a lot of stuff. Their covering of the demonstrations out on the streets during the rallies this year have been really good, just straight up reporting much like normal field reporting. This assault thing was a bit different, he went out there himself on this one. The field reporters don't carry bullhorns set to stun hehe

Hasbinbad
07-21-2016, 02:07 PM
even when using glenn beck as a comparison, it is grammatically incorrect to assert any level of saneness to alex jones above 0.

Jarnauga
07-21-2016, 03:15 PM
That guy claiming that a government willfully put a bomb in a tower that collapsed and killed 4000 people is not funny

i like his glasses though

barrettdc1
07-21-2016, 08:00 PM
lol i like how Jones pushes these weight loss or natural foods type products and he's still a fat fuck.

Trungep99
07-21-2016, 09:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXuc3M_3cs8

I don't know who this Andre guy is, but this is horribly unfunny.

He has some good skits on adult swim, but it is usually stoner comedy.

Hasbinbad
07-21-2016, 09:18 PM
stoner comedy
Nope: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p7rIVXeNZI

dave chapelle is stoner comedy .. this dude is on the bath salts

big_ole_jpn
07-21-2016, 09:21 PM
Nope: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p7rIVXeNZI

dave chapelle is stoner comedy .. this dude is on the bath salts

https://i.imgur.com/HTQXQe9.png

(((eric andrews)))