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Tameth
07-18-2016, 01:50 PM
Long story short, Ravez <Epidemic> had been kiting Lodizal for a couple hours waiting for his kill squad to log in and help him down it. My team noticed it up as well so once they engaged, I pelled the turtle and they all died. Neckbeard even tried a sneaky camp but I broke it.

They raged.

Me and my team of badassess scored the turtle kill with a belt, ring, and the shield and map piece (see my other post regarding Xico's turtle map). Well done <Casual Scum> and <Thunderdome> !!

http://i.imgur.com/sPlkzYN.png

::BONUS RAGE::

[Mon Jul 18 08:59:52 2016] You told Ravez, 'drop kite'
[Mon Jul 18 09:00:00 2016] Ravez tells you, 'don't own a kite'
[Mon Jul 18 09:00:05 2016] You told Ravez, 'cute'
[Mon Jul 18 09:00:11 2016] Ravez tells you, 'my wife thinks so'
[Mon Jul 18 09:07:53 2016] Ravez tells you, 'all i need is belt'
[Mon Jul 18 09:10:47 2016] Ravez tells you, 'quil will be on very soon, can talk to him. i just have instructions to kite'

[Mon Jul 18 09:40:15 2016] Quil tells you, 'did u want lodi?'
[Mon Jul 18 09:40:25 2016] Quil tells you, 'shoulda just joined us instead of CS YOU CUCK'
[Mon Jul 18 09:40:29 2016] You told Quil, 'no'
[Mon Jul 18 09:40:35 2016] Quil tells you, 'we play more!'
[Mon Jul 18 09:40:56 2016] You told Quil, 'i rock that alpha slam dunk lifestyle'

[Mon Jul 18 09:54:49 2016] Murk tells you, 'Why the fuck would you make it to where Tempest is just gonna get the mob now? We're trying to gear up a small guild bud, with about 12 guys. But instead, you have nothing better to do. So you run out and dispell the mob?'
[Mon Jul 18 09:55:46 2016] Murk tells you, 'All down for pvp .. but we're trying to gear a guild out to fight against tempest .. You join TS with us the other day and run around with us .. but then pull scummy shit like that? Come on dude lol'

http://i.imgur.com/IbqTS6O.jpg

Nirgon
07-18-2016, 01:52 PM
they're trying to gear up feeder members to kill trash dragons u fuck

the hell is wrong with you

georgie
07-18-2016, 01:56 PM
post more TD killshots scrub

Slathar
07-18-2016, 01:57 PM
The Kissing Kousin Klan raging over obsolete pvp and pve? shocking outcome given their collective IQ of 45.

i win.

derpcake
07-18-2016, 01:59 PM
The hero known as Huggle sacrificed himself for the greater good.

Noble turtles should only die to noble heroes.

Outer
07-18-2016, 02:02 PM
Gona agree you got all chummy in team speak the other day then post this shit. Yikes

Outer
07-18-2016, 02:03 PM
I'm so mad you stole that Turtle I clicked my AON until I went linkdead

Doors
07-18-2016, 02:06 PM
Akinn will literally give you a wall of text crying everytime you do something that inconveniences him. He's probably a fucking liberal too.

Slathar
07-18-2016, 02:11 PM
he's pretty wealthy from being the voice of Boomhauer from king of the hill

georgie
07-18-2016, 02:28 PM
actually reviewing the op, I felt really part of the action

Outer
07-18-2016, 02:33 PM
Haha. Miss u lifealert

derpcake
07-18-2016, 02:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/y9qST2K.png

not one oor pel was cast

Tameth
07-18-2016, 06:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/y9qST2K.png

not one oor pel was cast

great pic, thanks for the lay up. Outer, who you play in game? me and the <Epi> crew are still good chums, they'll let me back in their TS fersher

SteppinnRazor
07-18-2016, 06:04 PM
The Kissing Kousin Klan raging over obsolete pvp and pve? shocking outcome given their collective IQ of 45.

i win.

LOL KKK

too good.

on a side note, if anyone ever needs help (don't care what guild you're in) snuffing out these scum, you have my sword.

Ragnaros
07-18-2016, 06:07 PM
i like this thread just because he claims hes trying to gear out noobs
we all know how greedy u hicks are
good job tamtam

Jimjam
07-18-2016, 06:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LzCxIkY.png

Nirgon
07-18-2016, 06:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LzCxIkY.png

yeah that's definitely the "You have been slain by Lodizal!" face

Gardur
07-18-2016, 09:04 PM
I remember when 2 or 3 CS joined Treason TS founding night then the next day Treason pelled slow off of Lodi and wiped a CS group.

They cried about us dicking them every time we saw them after that.

I could copy and paste these exact tells from the same people. Conversations were identical.

LayedOut
07-18-2016, 11:25 PM
I remember when 2 or 3 CS joined Treason TS founding night then the next day Treason pelled slow off of Lodi and wiped a CS group.

They cried about us dicking them every time we saw them after that.

I could copy and paste these exact tells from the same people. Conversations were identical.

Hey pal, how you been? Haven't seen you in game since We flawlessed you guys in south karana. I see you have no problem talking over the forums. :D

Slathar
07-18-2016, 11:56 PM
careful Gardur hell kiss his cousin and get the shit beat out of him by a woman

georgie
07-18-2016, 11:58 PM
careful Gardur hell kiss his cousin and get the shit beat out of him by a woman

like a man

LayedOut
07-19-2016, 12:03 AM
careful Gardur hell kiss his cousin and get the shit beat out of him by a woman

Quit server yet still posts on forums. loser. i win

Tameth
07-19-2016, 01:21 AM
Lifealert, stay the fuck out the red forums you bluebie bitchboy, you suck at pvp... go kill more dragons idiot

Ames1
07-19-2016, 01:22 AM
Quit server yet still posts on forums. loser. i win

Quitting the server sounds like a winning move 2 me

Slathar
07-19-2016, 01:27 AM
just ate a dozen donuts now im smoking crack

Ragnaros
07-19-2016, 04:20 AM
ayyy lmao

fiegi 8.0
07-19-2016, 06:38 AM
TD moving up in this world

Kerwin
07-19-2016, 07:41 AM
i was actually sitting in iceclad and ravez didnt even know he was up i told him and logged off, i guess this is what happened after

Outer
07-19-2016, 08:40 AM
0 yt. Yikes

Runya
07-19-2016, 09:12 AM
0 turtle loot

Nirgon
07-19-2016, 10:30 AM
Slathar just throwin haymakas

Outer
07-19-2016, 11:33 AM
I remember my first turtle kill

Tameth
07-19-2016, 11:38 AM
Outer.... try Red99 today. I'll throw you into a trash can like that beta Lifealert.

Outer
07-19-2016, 12:40 PM
Haha. This coming from the dude who got shit coined for like 60k plat. Back to blue empire raiding fay gate

Tameth
07-19-2016, 12:45 PM
lol who are you and why are you so mad? kill more dragons idiot, take getting YT'd like a man instead of a beta bitch boy

60k is nothing when you got Turtle all day, every day.

Turtle.

it was 126.5kpp btw

Pitborn
07-19-2016, 12:45 PM
60k is nothing when you got Turtle all day, every day.

Turtle.

Outer
07-19-2016, 02:52 PM
Love turtle time.

SamwiseRed
07-19-2016, 03:07 PM
didnt realize there was enuff people on the box who would even contest turtle. nice

derpcake
07-19-2016, 03:19 PM
It wasn't contesting.

It was "kite the turtle and hope they don't find us, then after they find us engage and hope they don't wreck us". Also a whole lot of "fraps is on" tells.

Solid strats, can see vets were involved.

georgie
07-19-2016, 04:46 PM
Op is really cranking down on all these heavy hitters. It's sad he didn't get discovered for his pvp capabilities in empire. Best of luck

LostCause
07-19-2016, 04:48 PM
60k is nothing when you got Turtle all day, every day.

Turtle.

60k is nothing on a dead server.



GOTTEM

Dulu
07-21-2016, 02:49 AM
The legend continues.

Thanks again Epidemic for the turtle.

LayedOut
07-21-2016, 03:21 AM
Showed up with 4 people vs 12+ Killed a few of you and had a good time. Thx for the shit talk see you next time!

derpcake
07-21-2016, 03:41 AM
trying is more important then winning right

lol

SteppinnRazor
07-21-2016, 03:46 AM
Thunderdome on the up and up doin big thangs! Keep it up

Dulu
07-21-2016, 04:02 AM
Showed up with 4 people vs 12+ Killed a few of you and had a good time. Thx for the shit talk see you next time!

You were on Lodi, when we showed up.

Get your facts straight fvckboy. Don't be mad we're more organized.

Ragnaros
07-21-2016, 04:03 AM
why is everyone so mad when pvp happens

AzzarTheGod
07-21-2016, 04:09 AM
still playin?

cringe.

Ragnaros
07-21-2016, 04:11 AM
havent logged on in awhile tkx for comment baldy

derpcake
07-21-2016, 04:19 AM
why is everyone so mad when pvp happens

idk, its like people getting mad cuz they get shot at in CS

totmanc
07-21-2016, 05:17 AM
No new and latest turtle pictures?

Outer
07-21-2016, 07:46 AM
Duno. Tuesday night was some fun pvp over rage fire and last night was pvp in kc. And yes thank god thunderdome is starting to put up a fight. Makes server a lot more enjoyable. Pras

Lasher
07-21-2016, 07:47 AM
Epidemic sent me tells saying Good fight and such. Was fun fight. We out numbered them and out classed and they still managed to get a few kills on people who were off on their own looking for what corner/rock/hole lodizal was pulled to.


Vanco the worst warrior on server

Outer
07-21-2016, 07:57 AM
You hit hard as fuck when you don't have a bastard sword equipped

Nirgon
07-21-2016, 10:37 AM
good job being so rustled by Tamtam you told him warders were up as some way to brag on him or... I don't know

Pras Sirken

Brawley17
07-21-2016, 05:23 PM
why is everyone so mad when pvp happens

This x10.....the overly emotional responses to pvp on a pvp server are very strange to me.

COLGATETHEGRANDMASTER
07-21-2016, 05:49 PM
havent logged on in awhile tkx for comment baldy

not like u have a choice

Ragnaros
07-21-2016, 06:13 PM
not like u have a choice

me u and drakar gonna get some slurpies next month

FraggleRock
07-21-2016, 06:29 PM
what time is turtle time tonight? Meet me under the iceclad bridge 230 sharp after school lets out

deadlycupcakez
07-21-2016, 10:34 PM
I got YTed by murk last night after Lodi and it was the most fun I've had in months

COLGATETHEGRANDMASTER
07-21-2016, 10:59 PM
me u and drakar gonna get some slurpies next month

can't w8 to be the second macequest victim

Tameth
07-26-2016, 03:47 AM
thread delivers.

lifealert confirmed blue AF dragon raider and literally the laughing stock of the server.

haven't logged on any of my toons since events of OP and people jockin' my nuts.