View Full Version : Turtle Kill Points (TKP)
Tameth
07-18-2016, 01:50 PM
Long story short, Ravez <Epidemic> had been kiting Lodizal for a couple hours waiting for his kill squad to log in and help him down it. My team noticed it up as well so once they engaged, I pelled the turtle and they all died. Neckbeard even tried a sneaky camp but I broke it.
They raged.
Me and my team of badassess scored the turtle kill with a belt, ring, and the shield and map piece (see my other post regarding Xico's turtle map). Well done <Casual Scum> and <Thunderdome> !!
http://i.imgur.com/sPlkzYN.png
::BONUS RAGE::
[Mon Jul 18 08:59:52 2016] You told Ravez, 'drop kite'
[Mon Jul 18 09:00:00 2016] Ravez tells you, 'don't own a kite'
[Mon Jul 18 09:00:05 2016] You told Ravez, 'cute'
[Mon Jul 18 09:00:11 2016] Ravez tells you, 'my wife thinks so'
[Mon Jul 18 09:07:53 2016] Ravez tells you, 'all i need is belt'
[Mon Jul 18 09:10:47 2016] Ravez tells you, 'quil will be on very soon, can talk to him. i just have instructions to kite'
[Mon Jul 18 09:40:15 2016] Quil tells you, 'did u want lodi?'
[Mon Jul 18 09:40:25 2016] Quil tells you, 'shoulda just joined us instead of CS YOU CUCK'
[Mon Jul 18 09:40:29 2016] You told Quil, 'no'
[Mon Jul 18 09:40:35 2016] Quil tells you, 'we play more!'
[Mon Jul 18 09:40:56 2016] You told Quil, 'i rock that alpha slam dunk lifestyle'
[Mon Jul 18 09:54:49 2016] Murk tells you, 'Why the fuck would you make it to where Tempest is just gonna get the mob now? We're trying to gear up a small guild bud, with about 12 guys. But instead, you have nothing better to do. So you run out and dispell the mob?'
[Mon Jul 18 09:55:46 2016] Murk tells you, 'All down for pvp .. but we're trying to gear a guild out to fight against tempest .. You join TS with us the other day and run around with us .. but then pull scummy shit like that? Come on dude lol'
http://i.imgur.com/IbqTS6O.jpg
Nirgon
07-18-2016, 01:52 PM
they're trying to gear up feeder members to kill trash dragons u fuck
the hell is wrong with you
georgie
07-18-2016, 01:56 PM
post more TD killshots scrub
Slathar
07-18-2016, 01:57 PM
The Kissing Kousin Klan raging over obsolete pvp and pve? shocking outcome given their collective IQ of 45.
i win.
derpcake
07-18-2016, 01:59 PM
The hero known as Huggle sacrificed himself for the greater good.
Noble turtles should only die to noble heroes.
Outer
07-18-2016, 02:02 PM
Gona agree you got all chummy in team speak the other day then post this shit. Yikes
Outer
07-18-2016, 02:03 PM
I'm so mad you stole that Turtle I clicked my AON until I went linkdead
Doors
07-18-2016, 02:06 PM
Akinn will literally give you a wall of text crying everytime you do something that inconveniences him. He's probably a fucking liberal too.
Slathar
07-18-2016, 02:11 PM
he's pretty wealthy from being the voice of Boomhauer from king of the hill
georgie
07-18-2016, 02:28 PM
actually reviewing the op, I felt really part of the action
Outer
07-18-2016, 02:33 PM
Haha. Miss u lifealert
derpcake
07-18-2016, 02:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/y9qST2K.png
not one oor pel was cast
Tameth
07-18-2016, 06:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/y9qST2K.png
not one oor pel was cast
great pic, thanks for the lay up. Outer, who you play in game? me and the <Epi> crew are still good chums, they'll let me back in their TS fersher
SteppinnRazor
07-18-2016, 06:04 PM
The Kissing Kousin Klan raging over obsolete pvp and pve? shocking outcome given their collective IQ of 45.
i win.
LOL KKK
too good.
on a side note, if anyone ever needs help (don't care what guild you're in) snuffing out these scum, you have my sword.
Ragnaros
07-18-2016, 06:07 PM
i like this thread just because he claims hes trying to gear out noobs
we all know how greedy u hicks are
good job tamtam
Jimjam
07-18-2016, 06:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LzCxIkY.png
Nirgon
07-18-2016, 06:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LzCxIkY.png
yeah that's definitely the "You have been slain by Lodizal!" face
Gardur
07-18-2016, 09:04 PM
I remember when 2 or 3 CS joined Treason TS founding night then the next day Treason pelled slow off of Lodi and wiped a CS group.
They cried about us dicking them every time we saw them after that.
I could copy and paste these exact tells from the same people. Conversations were identical.
LayedOut
07-18-2016, 11:25 PM
I remember when 2 or 3 CS joined Treason TS founding night then the next day Treason pelled slow off of Lodi and wiped a CS group.
They cried about us dicking them every time we saw them after that.
I could copy and paste these exact tells from the same people. Conversations were identical.
Hey pal, how you been? Haven't seen you in game since We flawlessed you guys in south karana. I see you have no problem talking over the forums. :D
Slathar
07-18-2016, 11:56 PM
careful Gardur hell kiss his cousin and get the shit beat out of him by a woman
georgie
07-18-2016, 11:58 PM
careful Gardur hell kiss his cousin and get the shit beat out of him by a woman
like a man
LayedOut
07-19-2016, 12:03 AM
careful Gardur hell kiss his cousin and get the shit beat out of him by a woman
Quit server yet still posts on forums. loser. i win
Tameth
07-19-2016, 01:21 AM
Lifealert, stay the fuck out the red forums you bluebie bitchboy, you suck at pvp... go kill more dragons idiot
Ames1
07-19-2016, 01:22 AM
Quit server yet still posts on forums. loser. i win
Quitting the server sounds like a winning move 2 me
Slathar
07-19-2016, 01:27 AM
just ate a dozen donuts now im smoking crack
Ragnaros
07-19-2016, 04:20 AM
ayyy lmao
fiegi 8.0
07-19-2016, 06:38 AM
TD moving up in this world
Kerwin
07-19-2016, 07:41 AM
i was actually sitting in iceclad and ravez didnt even know he was up i told him and logged off, i guess this is what happened after
Outer
07-19-2016, 08:40 AM
0 yt. Yikes
Runya
07-19-2016, 09:12 AM
0 turtle loot
Nirgon
07-19-2016, 10:30 AM
Slathar just throwin haymakas
Outer
07-19-2016, 11:33 AM
I remember my first turtle kill
Tameth
07-19-2016, 11:38 AM
Outer.... try Red99 today. I'll throw you into a trash can like that beta Lifealert.
Outer
07-19-2016, 12:40 PM
Haha. This coming from the dude who got shit coined for like 60k plat. Back to blue empire raiding fay gate
Tameth
07-19-2016, 12:45 PM
lol who are you and why are you so mad? kill more dragons idiot, take getting YT'd like a man instead of a beta bitch boy
60k is nothing when you got Turtle all day, every day.
Turtle.
it was 126.5kpp btw
Pitborn
07-19-2016, 12:45 PM
60k is nothing when you got Turtle all day, every day.
Turtle.
Outer
07-19-2016, 02:52 PM
Love turtle time.
SamwiseRed
07-19-2016, 03:07 PM
didnt realize there was enuff people on the box who would even contest turtle. nice
derpcake
07-19-2016, 03:19 PM
It wasn't contesting.
It was "kite the turtle and hope they don't find us, then after they find us engage and hope they don't wreck us". Also a whole lot of "fraps is on" tells.
Solid strats, can see vets were involved.
georgie
07-19-2016, 04:46 PM
Op is really cranking down on all these heavy hitters. It's sad he didn't get discovered for his pvp capabilities in empire. Best of luck
LostCause
07-19-2016, 04:48 PM
60k is nothing when you got Turtle all day, every day.
Turtle.
60k is nothing on a dead server.
GOTTEM
The legend continues.
Thanks again Epidemic for the turtle.
LayedOut
07-21-2016, 03:21 AM
Showed up with 4 people vs 12+ Killed a few of you and had a good time. Thx for the shit talk see you next time!
derpcake
07-21-2016, 03:41 AM
trying is more important then winning right
lol
SteppinnRazor
07-21-2016, 03:46 AM
Thunderdome on the up and up doin big thangs! Keep it up
Showed up with 4 people vs 12+ Killed a few of you and had a good time. Thx for the shit talk see you next time!
You were on Lodi, when we showed up.
Get your facts straight fvckboy. Don't be mad we're more organized.
Ragnaros
07-21-2016, 04:03 AM
why is everyone so mad when pvp happens
AzzarTheGod
07-21-2016, 04:09 AM
still playin?
cringe.
Ragnaros
07-21-2016, 04:11 AM
havent logged on in awhile tkx for comment baldy
derpcake
07-21-2016, 04:19 AM
why is everyone so mad when pvp happens
idk, its like people getting mad cuz they get shot at in CS
totmanc
07-21-2016, 05:17 AM
No new and latest turtle pictures?
Outer
07-21-2016, 07:46 AM
Duno. Tuesday night was some fun pvp over rage fire and last night was pvp in kc. And yes thank god thunderdome is starting to put up a fight. Makes server a lot more enjoyable. Pras
Lasher
07-21-2016, 07:47 AM
Epidemic sent me tells saying Good fight and such. Was fun fight. We out numbered them and out classed and they still managed to get a few kills on people who were off on their own looking for what corner/rock/hole lodizal was pulled to.
Vanco the worst warrior on server
Outer
07-21-2016, 07:57 AM
You hit hard as fuck when you don't have a bastard sword equipped
Nirgon
07-21-2016, 10:37 AM
good job being so rustled by Tamtam you told him warders were up as some way to brag on him or... I don't know
Pras Sirken
Brawley17
07-21-2016, 05:23 PM
why is everyone so mad when pvp happens
This x10.....the overly emotional responses to pvp on a pvp server are very strange to me.
COLGATETHEGRANDMASTER
07-21-2016, 05:49 PM
havent logged on in awhile tkx for comment baldy
not like u have a choice
Ragnaros
07-21-2016, 06:13 PM
not like u have a choice
me u and drakar gonna get some slurpies next month
FraggleRock
07-21-2016, 06:29 PM
what time is turtle time tonight? Meet me under the iceclad bridge 230 sharp after school lets out
deadlycupcakez
07-21-2016, 10:34 PM
I got YTed by murk last night after Lodi and it was the most fun I've had in months
COLGATETHEGRANDMASTER
07-21-2016, 10:59 PM
me u and drakar gonna get some slurpies next month
can't w8 to be the second macequest victim
Tameth
07-26-2016, 03:47 AM
thread delivers.
lifealert confirmed blue AF dragon raider and literally the laughing stock of the server.
haven't logged on any of my toons since events of OP and people jockin' my nuts.
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