post 1 braggable fact about u irl ITT (HONOR SYSTEM)

[big_ole_jpn]

visible abs

[Daywolf]

I sometimes lack diligence with mediocre projects!

[AzzarTheGod]

7.1-7.2 inches despite being from a heavily white-presenting background.

Hoping for offspring down the line to break into the 8 club some day and plan to inspect dicks of future wife's male adult family members to ensure that this happens.

[big_ole_jpn]

white-presenting

:cool:

my husband is a good 8" and i'm coke can girthy. Hoping our kids will have some record breakers myself.

[AzzarTheGod]

:cool:

my husband is a good 8" and i'm coke can girthy. Hoping our kids will have some record breakers myself.

One of my grandfathers is from Madeira (translates to "wood" in English) and I guess its known for guys packing heat according to a schoolgirl from Portugal I talked to, they all vacation there to the isle of wood, and I guess its pretty much all about the bang bang by the way she laughed about it sheepishly.

I inherited absolutely none of his Mediterranean-Berber skin tone but got some of the facial features.

Also did not inherit said legendary "wood".

[Secrets]

I caught a Golduck in Pokemon Go

[Blitzers]

I kicked a 43 yard Field Goal with 4 seconds left to win my HS 1st game in 2 years

[nicemace]

i had the highest item score in the world across all classes in WoW during WOTLK.... for about 2 weeks. I RMT'd that bad boy.

[Bazia]

What's going on in here?

6+ foot height Northern Euro genes gang

[Samsung]

I caught a Golduck in Pokemon Go

Loled

[Ahldagor]

I had a staph infection in my dick from a spider bite 4 years back.

[maskedmelon]

I am a page 2 poster on a 17 year old elf sim message board. Oh, and I can draw alright.

[Barkingturtle]

I've never had a max level character in EverQuest.

[Spyder73]

I just bought a $40,000 Toyota Tundra last week and was able to put 12.5k down on it...first nice truck I have had in a long while and am very proud of it.

I can also create P99 inspired music better than anyone else on the forums (prove me wrong cuck)

[Daywolf]

Good man. Toyota makes best truck IMO.wut? Can they pull anything? I'll likely be getting a gmc 3500 next year, pull a 4season 5th. Thing will pull a building down :D

[Spyder73]

wut? Can they pull anything? I'll likely be getting a gmc 3500 next year, pull a 4season 5th. Thing will pull a building down :D

Your kidding right? You never saw the commercials with a Tundra pulling the space shuttle?

http://pics-about-space.com/toyota-truck-pulls-space-shuttle?p=3

I got the SR5 Offroad edition - Has a 5.7 liter V8 iForce engine in it. The computer tells me my fuel economy is only a little over 12 MPG currently, so the thing is a gas guzzler, but I would imagine it can pull just about anything.

Its fairly modified... The truck is black, so I plasti dipped all my emblems black + front bumper + grille + back bumper (murdered out), added a black tool box on the back, black frontier brush guard, full length black nerf bars (step up to get in truck), 3 inch lift, black rims, 34’ all terrain tires, air bag suspension, towing package... and after work today I am buying some KC lights to attach to the brush guard (will look sick). I’ll post some pictures after I wash it this weekend, I don’t have any with the tool box and brush guard attached.

It's a 2015 and has about 15,000 miles on it. 1 previous owner and they had a 5th wheel in the bed, but it is no longer there. Truck is a beast - I call it Drogo - roommate calls it The General.

[Ahldagor]

wut? Can they pull anything? I'll likely be getting a gmc 3500 next year, pull a 4season 5th. Thing will pull a building down :D

Toyota makes some good vehicles now. Both are pretty capable trucks for towing unless it's something out of the ordinary. If you're ever in the car market then camry and corolla (on my third since the last one got flooded back in April) are good buys. Can drive the hell out of both.

[maskedmelon]

I had a staph infection in my dick from a spider bite 4 years back.

Do you still have it?

[Hoozi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaokRFqsdUM

[Trollhide]

I have an utterly average-sized phallus that I don't try to compensate for with vehicles ama

[Amyas]

i USED TO pVp irl

[Redi]

OP is an intolerable weeabo tryhard

[Ahldagor]

Do you still have it?

Statement was in the past-tense.

[Cecily]

OP is an intolerable weeabo tryhard

[Hailto]

My car has twin scroll turbo and is fun as fucj to drive. I have an avg penis.

[maskedmelon]

Statement was in the past-tense.

I'm sorry :/

[quido]

I killed a man with my bare hands.

[Gilder]

I once called a homer - pointed at the fences. Even let the first two go by before crushing the final one.

Probably the peak of my little league experience. Still kept the ball.

[gildor]

I once weighed myself prior to pooing, and weighed myself after..9.3 lb difference..

[Frieza_Prexus]

I dumped ~$40k into index funds & Apple in 2009 after the crash. I sold everything 12/31/12 and paid no taxes due to a provision in a stimulus bill.

I also have all of my fingers and can say the alphabet backwards.

Super jealous of the 9 lbs poop tho.

[Gilder]

I dumped ~$40k into index funds & Apple in 2009 after the crash. I sold everything 12/31/12 and paid no taxes due to a provision in a stimulus bill..

As someone who now works in finance/investing, I am so jealous that I was broke for most of college.

I missed the best bull market ever.

Awesome bragging post!

[myriverse]

After 25 years, I quit smoking, cold turkey, with no withdrawal symptoms or cravings.

[big_ole_jpn]

OP is an intolerable weeabo tryhard

Everyone on P99 can brag that they are not OP.

visible abs

[Hailto]

Have you kicked the opiate demon big Jap?

[big_ole_jpn]

Have you kicked the opiate demon big Jap?

Yes indeed. Temporarily lost my

visible abs

to that methadone sweet tooth but here I am.

[Hailto]

Congrats

[quido]

gonna need japan to prove it

[Pokesan]

I'm voting for Trump

[Daywolf]

Your kidding right? You never saw the commercials with a Tundra pulling the space shuttle?

http://pics-about-space.com/toyota-truck-pulls-space-shuttle?p=3

I got the SR5 Offroad edition - Has a 5.7 liter V8 iForce engine in it. The computer tells me my fuel economy is only a little over 12 MPG currently, so the thing is a gas guzzler, but I would imagine it can pull just about anything.

Its fairly modified... The truck is black, so I plasti dipped all my emblems black + front bumper + grille + back bumper (murdered out), added a black tool box on the back, black frontier brush guard, full length black nerf bars (step up to get in truck), 3 inch lift, black rims, 34’ all terrain tires, air bag suspension, towing package... and after work today I am buying some KC lights to attach to the brush guard (will look sick). I’ll post some pictures after I wash it this weekend, I don’t have any with the tool box and brush guard attached.

It's a 2015 and has about 15,000 miles on it. 1 previous owner and they had a 5th wheel in the bed, but it is no longer there. Truck is a beast - I call it Drogo - roommate calls it The General.
I'm not hacking on toys, I use to have one, a mini, looong ago when they were all the rage. I could hitch a small trailer to it, though not through anything tough, not like my later 4x4 could do. If it fits your needs then that's a win.

If they had 5th wheel hardware on it, likely they found out that it's a pain to pull in a toy close to the limit, so sold/traded up. Toy has a ~10k limit, while most good 5ths are close to that, some over. Chev/GMC is at 16k, will easily pull 90% of 5ths up, including modest tractor loads. Here's a chart (http://www.onlinetowingguide.com/guidelines/2015towing_capacities.html). And tons of youtube pulling tests. Example: it couldn't pull one of these (http://northwoodmfg.com/arctic-fox-2/arctic-fox-29-5k/). Even the Chev/GMC would struggle a bit if it were fully loaded. But just depends on intended use, and sounds like good use for a general work truck.