Gongshow logs on, gets shit on, spews ooc with bitterness

[Samsung]

but he's the best geared player on the server...................




















































































































































LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL loser

[Phaezed-Reality]

bingo we have thread made

[Stasis01]

It's a shame all the great geared players are crippled by fear from an inflated ego.

Would be fun to put some kids in their place.

[Colgate]

bit angsty there stacey

[TheBiznessTZ]

bit angsty there stacey

It's pretty fun having sirky in our discord chat. Getting real chummy with him.

[deadlycupcakez]

No screenshot?

[Stasis01]

I'm referring to <Friends> too.

[magician]

http://i.imgur.com/gsB4Y5w.png

[Samsung]

I played Hearthstone with Sirken for a year, do you think you're special or something?

[Tomm Selleck]

I played Hearthstone with Sirken for a year, do you think you're special or something?

what about braknar?

[Samsung]

what about braknar?

He just joined our chess club and made member of the month.

[magician]

http://i.imgur.com/RkfpWQv.jpg

[magician]

http://i.imgur.com/BUZrsv4.jpg

[magician]

http://i.imgur.com/tPAr93u.jpg

[Doctor Jeff]

Can't think a retort, eh Slathar?

[magician]

http://i.imgur.com/9vbmeDE.png

[magician]

http://i.imgur.com/lbHDBcu.jpg

[quido]

Would be shocked if Sektors actually knew how to play chess.

[AzzarTheGod]

OOC was like hey gongshow, why are all the windows tinted on your Tahoe

why do u know every single bitch that I know,

[Stasis01]

The literally best geared toon, one zone away from a PVP fight did not show up, spammed OOC and logged off.

What was the point of all that raiding.

[Colgate]

your reaction

[AzzarTheGod]

what a crowd pop. many cheers and jeers were had.

looking forward to his next login.

[Swish]

I'd be watching any trades made tonight very carefully if I were a Braknar

[Doctor Jeff]

I'd be watching any trades made tonight very carefully if I were a Braknar

I'm sure he has a script that alerts him to any trades that are even remotely suspect.

[Terpuntine]

Nice sig Colgate

[Farzo]

http://i.imgur.com/RkfpWQv.jpg

holy shit may god have mercy on this poor guys soul.

[quido]

I bet she's a really nice lady.

[Stasis01]

your reaction

You can make me laugh at you with a lot less time investment.

[snufzaimoverlord]

Stacey wonders what's the point?

After all this time you tards still haven't figured it out, I'm fucking amazed.

[Stasis01]

What's the point pls explain.

When I raid I do it to improve my character in PVP, painfully.

When you guys raid it's to avoid PVP and brag about raiding?

Spell this out for me real slow.

[Samsung]

What's the point pls explain.

When I raid I do it to improve my character in PVP, painfully.

When you guys raid it's to avoid PVP and brag about raiding?

Spell this out for me real slow.

Yikes, truth.

[Colgate]

i quit everquest so i can avoid pvp

u nailed it dawg

[Cecily]

What's the point of a thread about something some guy said without some things that guy said?

[Colgate]

[7:43:19 PM June 10 2016] Gongshow says in ooc, 'I'll 1v1 you if you want though. Ego'
[7:43:31 PM June 10 2016] Gaanon says in ooc, 'ya 1v1 where your gear advantage is huge'

this is what was said

now stasis (gaanon) is mad

[Aesop]

He's trying to reverse troll but doesn't know how to do it.

[snufzaimoverlord]

What's the point pls explain.

When I raid I do it to improve my character in PVP, painfully.

When you guys raid it's to avoid PVP and brag about raiding?

Spell this out for me real slow.

You raid to improve your character in PvP? lol.

How much action has there been these last few months?

[Samsung]

You raid to improve your character in PvP? lol.

How much action has there been these last few months?

bout as much action as you and your motorcycle buddies going out on a run

[Stasis01]

I dunno I guess I'm mad the best geared toon on the box challenged me to a 1v1, one zone away and then logged off after we texted chomsky and made fistlin/others plug.

[Cecily]

Why?

[Stasis01]

Good question.

[Cecily]

You shoulda taken it. There's no shame in losing that fight and it'd be glorious if you did win.

[Colgate]

i used to 1v1 nizzar all the time when i was naked in some slots and wearing shit like pegasus cloak/pants

i didn't cry about a gear disadvantage, i just manned up and slam dunked an inferior player over and over u feel me?

[Samsung]

i used to 1v1 nizzar all the time when i was naked in some slots and wearing shit like pegasus cloak/pants

i didn't cry about a gear disadvantage, i just manned up and slam dunked an inferior player over and over u feel me?

kunark and velious 2 different gear gaps, u dum or something?

[quido]

excuses

[Stasis01]

I dunno why it has to be a sanctioned 1v1 while I was raping his officer one zone over while he cowered in fear of getting YT'd.

Probably something to do with low test / big ego / bitch.

[Bionic]

i used to 1v1 nizzar all the time when i was naked in some slots and wearing shit like pegasus cloak/pants

i didn't cry about a gear disadvantage, i just manned up and slam dunked an inferior player over and over u feel me?

Used to.

Now you just stalk the forums of a game you no longer play...

at 10 o'clock...

on a Friday night...

u feel me?

[Stasis01]

Colgate has never 1v1'd Nizzar that I can remember, let alone all the time.

[Stasis01]

He probably means Nizzar fought him, instead of hiding a zone over and using OOC before logging off.

[syztem]

I remember at the botb, when people were showing up. colgate had no leg slots, and someone gave him a pair of feathered legs to wear. and i think also some other slot he had nothing in. he was basically in rags with epic. nizzar had VP gear, probably 500 more hp minimum.

[Stasis01]

I still wear Crescent pants, what's good leg slot for kunark monks.

Shiverback is 5 ac 5 wis 5 agi 7 fire etc.

[Stasis01]

The items Nizzar would have as an advantage is the PD robe, and a crown, which would be about 150 more hp without Iksar regen.

Which is why Gong lost is what I heard.

[bubur]

lot of pages for a rmt rat thread

[Colgate]

when i got my monk he was level 59 with <1500 max hp, no fungi tunic, 21% sky belt, half his slots were empty

nizzar was rocking around 2400 hp, fungi tunic, 41% haste, etc.

didn't refuse to fight him and cry nonstop about a gear disadvantage, though

in fact, i was shitstomping him 1v1 regularly within 24 hours of having the character; i can't remember a single time that nizzar beat me in a 1v1 scenario without blowing a trak tooth

[Stasis01]

Ya u shit stomped Nizzar so bad that there was no competition for years except a hand full of Azrael Trak fights.

/yawn

[Stasis01]

Also with BOBS, Statue cloak, PD robe, Hosh boots TOV arms and shit I'm not even 2400 hp unbuffed.

[Stasis01]

Oh yeah one more thought before I go for a bit, when you say 1v1 you mean PVP right? I'm sure there would have been many threads and a link in your signature if you dueled Nizzar and beat him etc.

[Smedy]

when i got my monk he was level 59 with <1500 max hp, no fungi tunic, 21% sky belt, half his slots were empty

nizzar was rocking around 2400 hp, fungi tunic, 41% haste, etc.

i took down nizzar single single-handedly with said monk at lvl 53

http://i.imgur.com/E5VQiPh.jpg

i am the original grandmaster, pay ur respects

[Colgate]

easy there with the triple post stasis, you don't remember all those threads because when they happened, you were in nihilum for the 2nd or 3rd time and chose to ignore them i assume; gonna guess you were as angry then as you are now

[Stasis01]

The biggest try hard with logs and screenshots doesn't have a duel victory over Nizzar, highly unlikely.

If I could edit I wouldn't have to do new posts when I think of new shit.

[Stasis01]

I doubt you would have even caught Nizzar without a trak tooth pre nerf.

[AzzarTheGod]

yaw very hard 2 believe early in an elfsim career someone wouldn't take SS of everything they did.

esp being a young kid having just logged into the internet for the first time 2 years prior.

2 hard 2 believe

[Xaanka]

whats up with all these my dad could kick your ass posts, 1v1 colgate right now tough guy put up or shut up

[syztem]

haha holy shit smedy, kill shot with a flying thunder kick now that is literally epic.

[hokuten99]

nizzar and gongshow are both well known as bluebie raiders not pvp'ers

not sure why the best geared character matters when a skilled pvp'er could take down anyone geared or not like myself.

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Colgate was the poor mans champion... The average loon on r99 loved and respected him. Colgate yt's were a sign of America... Colgate became rich and famous and brought the bros to wall street. Now he is hated by the poor... This happens in RL all the time. Course... Colgate is really Bruce Wayne now.

[Samsung]

Colgate was the poor mans champion... The average loon on r99 loved and respected him. Colgate yt's were a sign of America... Colgate became rich and famous and brought the bros to wall street. Now he is hated by the poor... This happens in RL all the time. Course... Colgate is really Bruce Wayne now.

Shut the fuck up retard

[VZ_Xanit K'ven]

the more I get into this elf Drama,

it appears that Colgate is the better Lite

[VZ_Xanit K'ven]

and thats coming from me, who started red99 after seeing Lites Videos on utube


(should out to Rettiwalk for Videos, and big Casey for seeding the titanium you are the real MVP)

[Smedy]

haha holy shit smedy, kill shot with a flying thunder kick now that is literally epic.

wielding a trance wu staff and bare hands you gotta take what you have to bring down the zerg leader at lvl 53 u feel me

[Tassador]

PVP is dead make this blue or wipe already.

[Ragnaros]

stasis rippin this thread with truth, sorry nizzar made you his bitch for 2 years and you were finally allowed to play everquest when gms banned him

[Uuruk]

stasis rippin this thread with truth, sorry nizzar made you his bitch for 2 years and you were finally allowed to play everquest when gms banned him

Sorry you were finally allowed to see 30% of Velious content when Empire quit.

[hatelore]

Not sorry everytime I caught fagnaros with his pants down and left him in the dirt, laughing all the way home. Will never forget the time in KC I put fagnaros in the dirt and he responded with " Im petitioning" the fuck you think I cared about petitions for anyhow?


What chaboo said, colgate was the poor man's champion.

[Ames1]

i took down nizzar single single-handedly with said monk at lvl 53

http://i.imgur.com/E5VQiPh.jpg

i am the original grandmaster, pay ur respects

You fail to locate any food nearby.


Damn they aint feeding u in sweden pal? Just let America know and well come rollin thru with the american red cross like fuckin champions.

[Redi]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 74
User Name Posts
Stasis01 17
Colgate 7
Samsung 7
magician 6
AzzarTheGod 3
quido 3

[Samsung]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 74
User Name Posts
Stasis01 17
Colgate 7
Samsung 7
magician 6
AzzarTheGod 3
quido 3

Burt had some quality posts. I laughed.

[magician]

you're laughing at jokes made about you, hmm

[Priceline]

Would be shocked if Sektors actually knew how to play chess.

Your allowed to IM the opponent and ask them to lose for $$$ right? He'd win all the games that way.

[Ragnaros]

Not sorry everytime I caught fagnaros with his pants down and left him in the dirt, laughing all the way home. Will never forget the time in KC I put fagnaros in the dirt and he responded with " Im petitioning" the fuck you think I cared about petitions for anyhow?


What chaboo said, colgate was the poor man's champion.

lol you are probably the worst player in this thread, you would poison snare me then run away because you would get worked against a snared opponent

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Your allowed to IM the opponent and ask them to lose for $$$ right? He'd win all the games that way.

Probably feeds his wife one of his turkey legs, and she plays for him Sektor is really dumb.

[hatelore]

lol you are probably the worst player in this thread, you would poison snare me then run away because you would get worked against a snared opponent

As the worst player, it must have felt bad going under my boot on 3 or 4 occasions huh? lawl


Ts blew up that night I facestomped your ass in kc. Think the only person to complain was Letsjoe, but I never did care for him much anyways. Hard to respect a man that shovels other people's dogshit for a living u no.

[Nihilist_santa]

One day after Stasis shoelaces himself you guys will look back on this kindness from the General. He logs on a server he already won just so stasis can brag and make it through another day. God bless you Gongshow.

[Stasis01]

If my life ever got bad enough that I'd off myself I'd go out like Hunter Thompson.

[Nihilist_santa]

If my life ever got bad enough that I'd off myself I'd go out like Hunter Thompson.

Killed by the government for working to expose a government child sex ring?

[Nirgon]

when we landed in Bosnia, I was under sniper fire

[LostCause]

calm down Bourque.

[Sirban]

So someone said something in OOC and you made a post about it?

Server that dead?

[VZ_Xanit K'ven]

When Stasis hates Colgate so much, why were their guilded for months on end?

[Stasis01]

I dont like bullies, he may be a skinny white small guy irl but in Red99 he tried to push Tempest around.

I'm in Tempest, dat ain't happening.

[Stasis01]

You ever see me picking on guys who act decent and play for fun? I'm not saying it hasn't happened but most of the trouble I get in are for people who deserve it.

[Tassador]

109 players and I have my computer at the loading screen everyday now. Trying to inflate them numbers kid.

[Xaanka]

I'm in Tempest

good cuckpost

[Xaanka]

I dont like bullies, he may be a skinny white small guy irl but in Red99 he tried to push Tempest around.

Colgate IRL
http://i.imgur.com/lRKqBYK.jpg

Colgate in-game
http://i.imgur.com/EaqYzBe.jpg

[Eslade]

^
lol

[Ragnaros]

Colgate IRL
http://i.imgur.com/lRKqBYK.jpg

Colgate in-game
http://i.imgur.com/EaqYzBe.jpg

post of the year

[Uuruk]

Hmm didn't really laugh. Found it funnier when Ragnaros died 500 times in one season.

[Ragnaros]

I found it even funnier when uuruk aka mhoram aka sparkling got kicked out of empire on a 150 elf simulator as a 100% RA cleric ( sleeper keyed)

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Didn't you turn coat on Azrael and join Nihilum? Then you talked a lot of shit on Azrael , soon to be followed by Nihilum? I don't know Stasis... but your loyalty with friends, and backwards peddling leads me to believe you are a angered mentally challenged moron. Perhaps others could elaborate on your story.

[Uuruk]

I found it even funnier when uuruk aka mhoram aka sparkling got kicked out of empire on a 150 elf simulator as a 100% RA cleric ( sleeper keyed)

Ya, then it sucked when I rejoined 7 days later and accomplished more than Tempshit has in its 4 month history.

YIKES

[Ragnaros]

Ya, then it sucked when I rejoined 7 days later and accomplished more than Tempshit has in its 4 month history.

YIKES

no pretty sure u just got kicked and proclaimed to "quit" and now post on forums literally 6 am through 2 am the next day
can someone say elf sim PTSD?

[AzzarTheGod]

ragnaros talked himself up n got 200 likes, but when I posted a pic of his KDR wasn't no props in sight











bars

[Uuruk]

no pretty sure u just got kicked and proclaimed to "quit" and now post on forums literally 6 am through 2 am the next day
can someone say elf sim PTSD?

I did quit a time after to help the company I work for start a site in another city.

I know your life has consisted of being a failure for years on this server and now venturing out to the military as a way out of your failure life. I'm sorry to hear.

[Farzo]

Can confirm Quido and Uruuk suffer from PTSD after their time on Red99.

*sips organic coffee*

[Samsung]

love it when uuruk bergs out and spreads his autism all through these forums.

[Xaanka]

Hmm didn't really laugh. Found it funnier when Ragnaros died 500 times in one season.

Ragnaros IRL
http://i.imgur.com/TgLEjVO.png?1

Ragnaros in game
http://i.imgur.com/TgLEjVO.png?1

[Uuruk]

love it when uuruk bergs out and spreads his autism all through these forums.

Buddy you're fucking a 600 pound whale.

[Stasis01]

Didn't you turn coat on Azrael and join Nihilum? Then you talked a lot of shit on Azrael , soon to be followed by Nihilum? I don't know Stasis... but your loyalty with friends, and backwards peddling leads me to believe you are a angered mentally challenged moron. Perhaps others could elaborate on your story.

I left Nihi to join Az.

I joined Nihi because Holo gave up and disbanded.

I talked shit on Az because Lite has made so many bad decisions, and ultimately I had to let the failure go after he showed that he gave literal 0 fucks for the rest of us once he geared himself. I should get a medal for going along with Az as long as I did.

The rest of the post is fair.

[Samsung]

Buddy you're fucking a 600 pound whale.

hmmm, more bergers hehe cool bro

[Colgate]

stasis had a reputation for griefing/training

then he had a reputation for being the server's biggest flip flopper

looks like now he's trying to establish a reputation for being a crybaby

[Uuruk]

hmmm, more bergers hehe cool bro

So truth=bergers?

[Farzo]

Glad 2 see ur up 2 your average of 15-20 posts today Uuruk.

*sips organic ice tea*

[Odann]

So truth=bergers?

No, Sektor's has a poverty-level education from wherever shithole he came from. He meant to say "burgers", he just lacks the ability to spell anything properly.

I think he's attempting to match the weight of his beached whale. Fucking woof dude. That picture still has me laughing/cringing.

[Ames1]

Ragnaros IRL
http://i.imgur.com/TgLEjVO.png?1

Ragnaros in game
http://i.imgur.com/TgLEjVO.png?1

make more posts like this and you are on your way to being a tolerable human

[Edgat]

I dunno I guess I'm mad the best geared toon on the box challenged me to a 1v1, one zone away and then logged off after we texted chomsky and made fistlin/others plug.

said toon hasnt raided in what 4+ months? you haven't had a chance to close the gap now that you are literally uncontested on the server?

[Ragnaros]

said toon hasnt raided in what 4+ months? you haven't had a chance to close the gap now that you are literally uncontested on the server?

Are you claiming you didn't raid velious " literally uncontested" for 8 months?

[Edgat]

Are you claiming you didn't raid velious " literally uncontested" for 8 months?

I am saying I haven't logged on EQ in 4 months to contest, while we were raiding you were logging on, whats your excuse?

Also you could easily have gotten BoBs, Full HoT set, coldain rings, eyepatch, etc while we were there for 8 months so 4 months seems like a reasonable amount of time for him to close the gear gap; on what 6 gear slots that are above and beyond that?

Coming on forums to cry about not wanting to 1v1 someone because they have a gear advantage is just sad

[quido]

Can confirm Quido and Uruuk suffer from PTSD after their time on Red99.

You're projecting.

http://i.imgur.com/tRoZD20.jpg

[Stasis01]

I don't play for PVE that's my excuse, the hardcores in Tempest will look like Empire members eventually if they choose to.

[Uuruk]

I don't play for PVE that's my excuse, the hardcores in Tempest will look like Empire members eventually if they choose to.

Lol Jesus the autism is high in that post

[Videri]

Lol Jesus the autism is high in that post

http://i.imgur.com/U8e38EI.gif

[Videri]

Lol Jesus the autism is high in that post

http://i.imgur.com/U8e38EI.gif

[Uuruk]

http://i.imgur.com/U8e38EI.gif

Autism

[Redi]

I don't play for PVE that's my excuse, the hardcores in Tempest will look like Empire members eventually if they choose to.

you've joined every guild that is currently doing pve

[Stasis01]

Pretty sure my Nihi/Emp/Tempest RA speak for themselves.

I also joined Tempest before they dropped any raid mobs, except maybe golems, and Empire raided with 90 with the intention of getting wrecked by BIS toons.

I had no idea how bad those guys were no wonder Nizz beat our asses.

[Stasis01]

Chuck excluded in my shit talk guys a boss.

[Colgate]

sorry the only thing keeping you from being a nobody on red99 is your wild reputation of guildhopping stasis

[Xaanka]

^ CUCK POSTER ^

[Xaanka]

colgate y u gotta ninja post like that

[Uuruk]

time to go be a dad

also colgate your sig is sad on so many levels.

Lots of people in denial around here

[AzzarTheGod]

If this was football, Colgate be scoring touch downs.

its the circus though, I see some tough clowns (Stasis)

[Stasis01]

Go check your blood sugar.

[Redi]

Pretty sure my Nihi/Emp/Tempest RA speak for themselves.

I also joined Tempest before they dropped any raid mobs, except maybe golems, and Empire raided with 90 with the intention of getting wrecked by BIS toons.

I had no idea how bad those guys were no wonder Nizz beat our asses.

http://i.imgur.com/K6XW3qU.jpg

[Ragnaros]

^ CUCK POSTER ^

gotem

[Ames1]

time to go be a dad

also colgate your sig is sad on so many levels.

Fuck off nerd I had the shark fin connoisseur as my avatar first

[heartbrand]

this was a really awful thread not sure how it made it to 14 pages

[Tassador]

Just look at the players left on the server. You got maybe 6 red players and a bunch of blues.

[Uuruk]

this was a really awful thread not sure how it made it to 14 pages

I thought this thread was about whale awareness

[Samsung]

I thought this thread was about whale awareness

Lol good 1

[Xaanka]

i aint making fun of ur wife. i keep my insults strictly that ur a scumbag rmting turncloak faggit

http://i.imgur.com/O7r7ig2.jpg

[Samsung]

Luv ignoring Anime.

[Uuruk]

Luv ignoring Anime.

http://i.imgur.com/O7r7ig2.jpg

[TacoSmasher]

you only use the ignore feature if you are actually rustled.


i was going to say i never used it but i definitely ignored that crybaby faggot klepto after he was complaining on the forums about how he had to wait for the prizes b/c the GMs didn't run it well enough.

[TacoSmasher]

you only use the ignore feature if you are actually rustled.


i was going to say i never used it but i definitely ignored that crybaby faggot klepto after he was complaining on the forums about how he had to wait for the prizes @ the rygrim event b/c the GMs didn't run it well enough.

[Uuruk]

I'm proud that I got that tranny loser to put me on ignore from blues forums.

[Darthmuhh]

http://i.imgur.com/9vbmeDE.png

HOLY SHIT, no wonder Sektor's has a 103 temp and his head feels like exploading.

[Samsung]

Muhh you mad I ruined your Eq experience? Feels Goodman.gif

[syztem]

Sektors gonna lol hard when he gets the boot cuz his money stinks so bad no one's going to want to protect him and cover for him as a guild officer. Just be glad u get to cuck as a cleric for the guild while no one likes you and only uses u for ur rmt PLed chars and cleric heals. #norobe

[Samsung]

Sektors gonna lol hard when he gets the boot cuz his money stinks so bad no one's going to want to protect him and cover for him as a guild officer. Just be glad u get to cuck as a cleric for the guild while no one likes you and only uses u for ur rmt PLed chars and cleric heals. #norobe

Cool story bro.

[fiegi 8.0]

can i get a quick update on who's winning the server, whos mad, who's gettin pixel showered etc

[syztem]

Cool story bro.

grats deetz aon!

[Samsung]

grats deetz aon!

And grats me for having 150+ to all resists, 4.1k mana and 6 instant clickies. But less.

[Samsung]

Buffless

[Colgate]

no you don't

[Videri]

Spyglass, goblin earring, Bracer of the Hidden, 8th ring, Fearsome Shield, and...jboots? I guess?

[Xaanka]

i have 255 to all resists 7k hp and 12 insta clickies unbuffed