Just WHAT is going on with tempest DKP?

[syztem]

Received this earlier in the day, 3 people sent me similar tells.

[Mon May 30 06:14:21 2016] x tells you, 'yo'
[Mon May 30 06:14:48 2016] x tells you, 'lame'
[Mon May 30 06:14:48 2016] x tells you, 'ill talk with him tomorrow'
[Mon May 30 06:14:55 2016] x tells you, 'just wanted 2 share a chuckle'
[Mon May 30 06:15:08 2016] x tells you, 'salwor caught DKP scamming today'
[Mon May 30 06:15:10 2016] x tells you, 'LOL'


all of a sudden, i get the most interesting reply from sektors on whatsapp...apparently I HACKED the dkp using his own IP!?!?! Time to fess up or get booted the fuck out sektors. Manna robe vs dkp manipulation??? seems you were a bit more greedy going for raid loot huh, was it about a PD robe? or something else, or just greed in general




http://i.imgur.com/Bfg2MDg.jpg

[Samsung]

Nice try, I'm to dum to even know how those dkp sites work

[Ragnaros]

Thanks for the find Banksy, I will take care of Sektors for his slanderous behavior, this dkp breach is also being investigated by our top proffesionals in the business.

[Samsung]

Thanks for the find Banksy, I will take care of Sektors for his slanderous behavior, this dkp breach is also being investigated by our top proffesionals in the business.

Lol good one. Hopefully tune and Cyren deal with your behavior.

[daasgoot]

good thread

[syztem]

Nice try, I'm to dum to even know how those dkp sites work

as funny as it would be to screw with your dkp and yours alone, im not so mad that i would go try a bunch of old exploits for EQDKP plus. I just think its hilarious whatever happened, you think I did it. Or that you are 'too dum', No 'hacking' required when money changes hands u kno?

Appreciate it officer ragnaros, as a guild based on DKP something like this should be looked into very carefully. However I don't know if sektors is just trolling about me having something to do with it, or he just trying to pass blame off if something really did happen.

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Banksy growing horns

[Ames1]

Thanks for the find Banksy, I will take care of Sektors for his slanderous behavior, this dkp breach is also being investigated by our top proffesionals in the business.

nice

[TheDuck]

lol up until now, every time we have been kicked from a guild its been me thats been kicked, and subsequently my brother.


this time u kicked my brother, who is kind of a badass. good luck. lol. jupes been out the guild for a week and already uncovered an RMT for DKP scheme within the guild amazing lol. cant wait for more.

[Runya]

Thanks for the find Banksy, I will take care of Sektors for his slanderous behavior, this dkp breach is also being investigated by our top proffesionals in the business.

But are you trying to rmt your dkp?

[Ragnaros]

I just checked the logs and there are no IPS from Pennsylvania that made any changes, nor any admins from that region that have permission so I'm not sure what Sektor or Jupe are referring to.

[Runya]

Whats more probable rags selling dkp or sektors changing his dkp?

[syztem]

im still a bit optimistic, lets see where it leads first. might not be a scandal, might be a huge one. don't have enough facts.

[syztem]

I just checked the logs and there are no IPS from Pennsylvania that made any changes, nor any admins from that region that have permission so I'm not sure what Sektor or Jupe are referring to.

a VPN is possible, but judging from what I saw its a home internet connection. What state do you live inblueflower ?

[Trefenwyd]

The weasel always finds a aay

[shokar]

I've reviewed the evidence. Salwor gettin a yellow card

[Doctor Jeff]

Seems to me that there is no public evidence of anything happening and even if their were the Officers would have to be on board and therefore would find nothing in their "investigations"

[Ragnaros]

With our system website logs are forever and cannot be deleted so if there is any foul play, we will find out, as we have in the past with other anonymous members doing sketchy shit.

[Samsung]

Forums were getting boring so I gave Jupe a toy of text to play with.

[derpcake]

a VPN is possible, but judging from what I saw its a home internet connection. What state do you live inblueflower ?

stop posting stupid shit

[TheDuck]

I've reviewed the evidence. Salwor gettin a yellow card

[derpcake]

this thread crashed at under 50 minutes with ragnaros' post

how shitty can threads be

thx for spoiling it rag, damn

[TheDuck]

REMOVED - Today at 1:31 PM
turns out the IP REMOVED gave me to track down
was from oregon
and its blueflower
blueflower rejoined the guild, as a non officer
and some sort of backup was restored or something
and somehow sektors got 'boosted'

[derpcake]

grats, right thread, well done

[quido]

I know how to gain admin access to any EQDKP unless customized to prevent intrusion. PM me for pricing.

[fiegi 8.0]

good riddance

[Smedy]

subscribed

love boca bros

entertaining as fuck

[TheDuck]

we wernt fucking around when we told everyone DkP was fucked, the only thing keeping our mouths shut was that we had a vested interest in seeing <Tempest> do well. now we don't.

this is just one of the problems with the dkp/loot they are having.

[SamwiseRed]

god damn drugs.

[Samsung]

luv my guild, jupe man you're killing us with those whatsapp chats plz stop it ! ! !

[shokar]

REMOVED - Today at 1:31 PM
turns out the IP REMOVED gave me to track down
was from oregon
and its blueflower
blueflower rejoined the guild, as a non officer
and some sort of backup was restored or something
and somehow sektors got 'boosted'

Well what he did was add the character tanglang (and a few others) to his DKP account, effectively boosting himself by 40-something points. Capown caught it.

[Samsung]

Did Blueflower really rejoin?

[LostCause]

god damn drugs.

[syztem]

yes hes new second in command, to take over when tune quits in a month.

[TheDuck]

Well what he did was add the character tanglang (and a few others) to his DKP account, effectively boosting himself by 40-something points. Capown caught it.

u read it here first folks. non officers have access to your dkp and they are abusing it. RIP

[ducktv]

yes hes new second in command, to take over when tune quits in a month.

question: u rly think that autistic meathead is ever going to quit? he's unemployed and still thinks he's going to get his 30 banned characters back.

[Sirban]

Everquest

[Dango]

Blueflower will not be in another position of power, I doubt he'd even want to be in it. Good Luck, God bless!

[Pitborn]

Wipe it clean 2016

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Disgusting!

[AzzarTheGod]

I've reviewed the evidence. Salwor gettin a yellow card

Tampering with DKP can affect BIS loot and NTOV.

Hint: Its not a manarobe that was a stake here.

[Doctor Jeff]

Who cares? Loot is endless and so is plat. If you enjoy playing you will get everything you want over time.

[AzzarTheGod]

Who cares?

Mirkuls does.

Jupe was abused and disrespected for far less.

[TheDuck]

this is why we where kicked, we where pressuring them to fix the dkp correctly. and they fabricate some story about a manna robe, after we provided logs. also if we ninja looted the robe, as others have pointed other. people who have ninja looted have been banned. why no ban.

time to put two and two together guys, noone ninja looted and this is about shutting up people who are aware of the many many dkp faults.

[Chaboo_Cleric]

When it's all said and done. The world will one day know that Team Agatha brought down all the power houses. First there was Holocaust.... Died... Then there was Nihilum... Dead.... Then Empire.... Dead... Rmt god fathers and king pins Agatha and Jupe - true buildaquest 2016. You have been warned Tempest.

[Samsung]

Y'all real dum. I sent jupe that reply proving a point to Ragnaros . You can't trust a junkie.

[discordkitty]

Huge props to Banksy for calling this out in spite of all the bullshit. All I've seen are disgusting personal attacks on him on various threads here and the what's app screenshots. Deplorable and unwarranted.

[Samsung]

Huge props to Banksy for calling this out in spite of all the bullshit. All I've seen are disgusting personal attacks on him on various threads here and the what's app screenshots. Deplorable and unwarranted.

Cool response bro. Tempest is busy right now getting tons of loot for every single member while the rest of you get to listen in second hand.

[SamwiseRed]

Huge props to Banksy for calling this out in spite of all the bullshit. All I've seen are disgusting personal attacks on him on various threads here and the what's app screenshots. Deplorable and unwarranted.

you realize most of the server has some form of depression or drug addiction? shit is unwarrented but if you expect anything else you naive at best (or drugged out of your mind.)

have you heard of "the book?" these nerds spend hours every night doxing anyone who logs in. look at my forum profile and see last 10 visitors.

[Samsung]

No one plays Red99. The only people left are the D-squad who can't muster the skill to kill Vyemm. No one is listening. It's entertaining to spend 5 minutes posting to make your life more miserable than it is. Which is pretty hard since you're married to Honey Boo Boo's mother and you're shaped like a pear.

Anon poster #672 nobody likes a coward.

[Colgate]

i remember when the samsung account was a "new player" and sektor would talk to himself on the forums between 2 accounts

[Samsung]

i remember when the samsung account was a "new player" and sektor would talk to himself on the forums between 2 accounts

Everyone in Azrael knew Samsung was me. Even jibeknn knew. You were just out of the loop.

[Colgate]

how does that apply

i wasn't even in azrael, nor did i play red99

[Darthmuhh]

this is why we where kicked, we where pressuring them to fix the dkp correctly. and they fabricate some story about a manna robe, after we provided logs. also if we ninja looted the robe, as others have pointed other. people who have ninja looted have been banned. why no ban.

time to put two and two together guys, noone ninja looted and this is about shutting up people who are aware of the many many dkp faults.

Who would ninja a mana robe anyways? You cant even sell them for shit. At least frame you for something goog.

[Smedy]

did the weasel get caught weasling the dkp?

boca bros is on a offensive of late, i am subscribed, thx 4 read

[AzzarTheGod]

did the weasel get caught weasling the dkp?

boca bros is on a offensive of late, i am subscribed, thx 4 read

yea gonna be hard going back to one-line posting "drugs" on gurgle after this is over

[Jazzy]

Love the name boca bros

so jelly. Prob the coolest nickname in box history.

[TheDuck]

lol at anyone who thinks tempest is anything other than azrael in disquise altering dkp so there friends get the loots.

[Samsung]

lol at anyone who thinks tempest is anything other than azrael in disquise altering dkp so there friends get the loots.

Luv my Tormax helm. Got every piece of Tormax loot thx dkp!!!

[syztem]

grats sektors, every piece of loot you get is well deserved, being main cleric, and 100% RA and all. Guild cheal rotation would prob fall to shit if you weren't there keeping the others in line.

[syztem]

and rly i mean that, no sarcasm. for all the weazelquesting u have done in ur p99 career. a guild with a dkp system where u can finally get loot without being fed scraps out of hatred by whoever may not like you must be nice.

[Samsung]

and rly i mean that, no sarcasm. for all the weazelquesting u have done in ur p99 career. a guild with a dkp system where u can finally get loot without being fed scraps out of hatred by whoever may not like you must be nice.

Yep, also gotta give Tune credit for the healing also.

[Uuruk]

You guys are shit.

[Samsung]

You guys are shit.

Lol

[Nirgon]

this thread brought to you by IHOP family of restaurants and drugs

[Videri]

You guys are shit.

Such language! You should use a euphemism and call us the "Number two guild."

[Uuruk]

Such language! You should use a euphemism and call us the "Number two guild."

You really have developed into a terrible person

[Videri]

You really have developed into a terrible person

Haha! You have jokes too. Maybe there's hope for you after all.

[Doctor Jeff]

You guys are shit.

It must really suck to not be able to play anymore just because no one likes you.

[Uuruk]

It must really suck to not be able to play anymore just because no one likes you.

Sux not playing on 70 man server not capable of killing Vyemm.

[Doctor Jeff]

Sux not playing on 70 man server not capable of killing Vyemm.

actually its a lot of fun, turns out there are other mobs in the game besides vyemm and vulak.

[shokar]

everything confirmed

[TheDuck]

everything confirmed

[heartbrand]

It must really suck to not be able to play anymore just because no one likes you.

I liked Sparkling. Guy normally calls it like it is the on the forums.

[Ragnaros]

Yeah Heartbrand he TOTALLY doesnt have a mental disorder

[Uuruk]

Yeah Heartbrand he TOTALLY doesnt have a mental disorder

I do have a mental disorder on the forums. Anyone who ever interacted with me in game knows me including yourself.

[heartbrand]

I mean he seems to troll the forums like everyone else, but he was a pretty normal dude to play EverQuest with.

[magician]

uuruk was an outstanding member of empire would guild him again. this is coming from one of the most stable members and the main tank.


Hope this helps

[AzzarTheGod]

uuruk goog guy would guild with again.

if you get trolled or rustled in-game/TS by him its probably because you are a super saiyan sperglord final boss of Sperg Castle with crossed-eyes and coke bottle glasses on.

hope that helps.

[Malevz]

These boards really are more entertaining when you don't play the game. That and when you're sitting on the shitter.

[Odann]

guild with a dkp system where u can finally get loot without being fed scraps out of hatred by whoever may not like you must be nice.

Fucking ouch.

Gotta dumb it down for Sektors, man. He can barely read and spell.

Cool response bro. Tempest is busy right now getting tons of loot for every single member while the rest of you get to listen in second hand.

LMFAO. I imagine every teacher you've ever had is missing more than 3 or 4 visible teeth.

[derpcake]

These boards really are more entertaining when you don't play the game. That and when you're sitting on the shitter.

these boards really suck

its just that once one has played with "you guys" that it gets better

still, suck

[derpcake]

Fucking ouch.

Gotta dumb it down for Sektors, man. He can barely read and spell.



LMFAO. I imagine every teacher you've ever had is missing more than 3 or 4 visible teeth.

you forgot to call his wife a whale

seriously, you seem like the retarded kid that tries to hop onto the bandwagon, but since its taken off and you are fat, you just hobble behind it crying for attention

anyway

[Odann]

you forgot to call his wife a whale

seriously, you seem like the retarded kid that tries to hop onto the bandwagon, but since its taken off and you are fat, you just hobble behind it crying for attention

anyway

Woah, so triggered there Sektors.

Yikes.

[Samsung]

Woah, so triggered there Sektors.

Yikes.

Derpcake ain't me he's from outside the US, I think he's just stating the obvious.

[Buhbuh]

I hear someone has been blaytently making fun of our guild escape goat. Used for escaping scapegoatdom

[Samsung]

I hear someone has been blaytently making fun of our guild escape goat. Used for escaping scapegoatdom

Fuk u

[Nirgon]

I hear someone has been blaytently making fun of our guild escape goat. Used for escaping scapegoatdom

ok Walder Frey

[Odann]

Derpcake ain't me he's from outside the US, I think he's just stating the obvious.

Rofl.

I just think you're a try-hard faygate like the majority of Azrael is/was. Shouldn't have been that hard to figure out.

[Buhbuh]

ok Walder Frey

naw i was jon snow at hardhome

[Nirgon]

naw ur Walder Frey

that's twice you've been a nurga to me for no reason now my good man

[Buhbuh]

no reason

too obvious, those lil snake traps

[snufzaimoverlord]

Tempest has no DPS, boots DPS.

Tempest needs war's, alienates fully geared wars.

Bet the members just love 3 hours of Jor wipes for officer pride.

Vulak 2018.

[Nirgon]

I think your emotion, greed aside, is clouding your judgement as it did in Empire

You guys had 40 people in ToV (who will last ... however long) and despite being told you optimize your raid force, there was a bunch of garbo raid classes including at least 1 SK.

You coulda kept your spot in Empire, had way more shit to show for it. Just like now, you could have taken 3 warriors you need and a handful of potential primal rogues who don't steal.

I vote no confidence as far as you guys clearing everything in Velious right now. I'll also be glad to admit I'm wrong if you ever do.

That said, I have a feeling... my watch is about to begin.

[Buhbuh]

Pride

Good one

See you on battlefield, worms

[Gardur]

Honestly they are doing pretty well considering. Clearing triplets with 40.

They even had 38 on at 130am killing NToV stuff.

No idea how long those 38 are going to last raiding 7 hours a night 6 days a week.

[heartbrand]

Unless the battlefield is real life, I don't think you'll be seeing most of us

[TacoSmasher]

Honestly they are doing pretty well considering. Clearing triplets with 40.

They even had 38 on at 130am killing NToV stuff.

No idea how long those 38 are going to last raiding 7 hours a night 6 days a week.

yea i mean chain wiping on some of the easiest ntov encounters aint bad as long as they eventually die ammirite?

[EatitNerd]

Honestly they are doing pretty well considering. Clearing triplets with 40.

They even had 38 on at 130am killing NToV stuff.

No idea how long those 38 are going to last raiding 7 hours a night 6 days a week.

Lol that's not considered doing well when I literally did Vyemm with 43 last week without a wipe.

[Nirgon]

I had a pretty bad falling out with Empire and didn't raid a single day with them after I left in Velious and I guess Detective Butter Brian has me as a lead suspect for betrayal or acts of terrorism

no idea where he thinks recruits are going to come from (esp classes like warriors), let alone at a rate that holds up to ToV burnout

[Eslade]

I think your emotion, greed aside, is clouding your judgement as it did in Empire

You guys had 40 people in ToV (who will last ... however long) and despite being told you optimize your raid force, there was a bunch of garbo raid classes including at least 1 SK.

You coulda kept your spot in Empire, had way more shit to show for it. Just like now, you could have taken 3 warriors you need and a handful of potential primal rogues who don't steal.

I vote no confidence as far as you guys clearing everything in Velious right now. I'll also be glad to admit I'm wrong if you ever do.

That said, I have a feeling... my watch is about to begin.

What does this even mean?

[Nirgon]

Neighborhood Watch is a guild slader

if you came up for some fresh air and sunlight from the dox lab every now and then you'd know wuts going on in Norrath

[Videri]

I had a pretty bad falling out with Empire and didn't raid a single day with them after I left in Velious and I guess Detective Butter Brian has me as a lead suspect for betrayal or acts of terrorism

no idea where he thinks recruits are going to come from (esp classes like warriors), let alone at a rate that holds up to ToV burnout

Instead of responding to his concerns with "But you really need warriors," wouldn't it be better to address his distrust of you and try to reassure him of your motivations? I don't really know why you two smart people wouldn't be buds.

[TacoSmasher]

Instead of responding to his concerns with "But you really need warriors," wouldn't it be better to address his distrust of you and try to reassure him of your motivations? I don't really know why you two smart people wouldn't be buds.


fuck off Flanders

[Gardur]

Lol that's not considered doing well when I literally did Vyemm with 43 last week without a wipe.

Not one person on this forum gives one fuck about you or your blue guild.

Now kindly fuck off back to blue.

[Nirgon]

Instead of responding to his concerns with "But you really need warriors," wouldn't it be better to address his distrust of you and try to reassure him of your motivations? I don't really know why you two smart people wouldn't be buds.

he'd rather go completely overboard than make a rational decision

ie: losing banksy over a manna robe when that problem is easily solved by keeping banksy in group with a high ranking member/officer dps

I think him just hearing the words Checkraise and Vanco (who would have given a completely honest effort) caused yet another emotional knee jerk reaction, and here we are now

Funny, because they had literally nothing to do with Mornin/Retti poking him apart like an emotional pound cake

[Jazzy]

Ohhhh shiyit just got real

[Eslade]

Neighborhood Watch is a guild slader

if you came up for some fresh air and sunlight from the dox lab every now and then you'd know wuts going on in Norrath

http://i.imgur.com/5GgbYuv.png

[Nirgon]

I'm sure everyone who is enjoying wipes and lack of progression really cares about his irrational fear of anyone who used to have AOL Instant Messenger installed on their computer

[heartbrand]

Instead of responding to his concerns with "But you really need warriors," wouldn't it be better to address his distrust of you and try to reassure him of your motivations? I don't really know why you two smart people wouldn't be buds.

I've played on this server for 4 1/2 years. I can safely say there is not a single person I would trust more and who I consider to be a more honest goblin town player and Dr. in advanced elven socio-political theory than Nirgon. The thought that he is not trustworthy is absolutely laughable, particularly when you're guilded with Sektor, Ragnaros, Vaporize, Tune, Strydur, etc., all people who have been banned or suspended multiple times.

[Videri]

Ok. I'm not the one you guys would need to convince, though.

[Buhbuh]

i didn't know essays by people not in our guild was how Tempest defined their priorities

thanks for clarifying

[heartbrand]

Ok. I'm not the one you guys would need to convince, though.

Nothing about convincing, I don't play on R99 nor do I really care whatsoever whether I am allowed to log on twice a month to volunteer tank a dragon or not, and tbh only considered doing so as a favor to a friend to help with some package deal. More about defending the honor of someone I consider to be a upstanding citizen of this dwarven spelunking emulator, and whom I consider to be a very good friend.

[MEGANS LAW]

Buhbuh talking about trustworthy in an elven simulator while playing his third monk (first one sold, second one compromised while trying to sell).

[Phaezed-Reality]

he'd rather go completely overboard than make a rational decision

ie: losing banksy over a manna robe when that problem is easily solved by keeping banksy in group with a high ranking member/officer dps

I think him just hearing the words Checkraise and Vanco (who would have given a completely honest effort) caused yet another emotional knee jerk reaction, and here we are now

Funny, because they had literally nothing to do with Mornin/Retti poking him apart like an emotional pound cake

fuck off Flanders

sums up everything perfectly. guilds a mess.

[Nirgon]

It shouldn't be a mess though

Cyren knows the raids and game mechanics pretty much perfectly

Mornin and Retti did a number on him I think

A real shame, I tried to help this guy and got Chris Kyle'd

[Buhbuh]

get a circle jerk every time I post

[heartbrand]

u must be friends with some fat people if 2 people make a circle

[Colgate]

ya idk why cyren is so concerned with trust when he made capown, the guy who stripped his SK buhbuh, a DKP manager

[Nirgon]

well unless capown made fun of mornin's bald head or retti for being hispanic in AIM chat during the work days, I think he's good in Cyren's book

[Phaezed-Reality]

ya idk why cyren is so concerned with trust when he made capown, the guy who stripped his SK buhbuh, a DKP manager

yea thats a good snortle, they say they cant let anyone into the guild cause they cant trust anyone, but the guy doing the DKP literally stripped one of the guild leaders toons. amazing, truely.

[georgie]

Good laugh

Jk

[Nirgon]

*furiously snortles in log cabin, alone*

[grannock]

Cool response bro. Tempest is busy right now getting tons of loot for every single member while the rest of you get to listen in second hand.

How much vulak lewt you got bro?

[Buhbuh]

what else

[Nirgon]

i dunno

ask anyone

[AzzarTheGod]

That said, I have a feeling... my watch is about to begin.

*checks complimentary vulak loot* yea its about that time.

http://i.imgur.com/5oV1Dq8.jpg

[Nirgon]

well whatever is going on with vulak, it definitely doesn't have *anything* to do with Rettiwalk

ask ne 1

[Ragnaros]

neighborhood watch got pounded into the dust by llandris

[Colgate]

actually overwatch came out and we got bored

[Uuruk]

actually overwatch came out and we got bored

i'm thinking you just realized no matter what they still wouldn't be able to do the content whether you were there or not.

[derpcake]

i need a prize for never arguing in-game with any of the posters in this thread

Colgate - Cyren - Nirgon - Ragnaros

i spoke to all of these people and had a good time, nice reasonable people

guess too much anger to get them together, on a 150 peak pop server .. ah well, the empire vs resistance raid in hate was very nice, Lite's recording featured me extensively as i tried to figure out what to do

i'm only sorry about about 2 things on r99, first being the way staff neglects it, second being the way players treat each other, although those are strongly interrelated

best of luck r99 :)

[Colgate]

i'm thinking you just realized no matter what they still wouldn't be able to do the content whether you were there or not.

yea i don't even have to log in and hearing how they spend hours on end wiping in temple of veeshan is quite funny

[derpcake]

yea i don't even have to log in and hearing how they spend hours on end wiping in temple of veeshan is quite funny

is there any reason you feel to post like this while Gongshow doesn't?

age perhaps? mad? :)

[Colgate]

maybe it's a difference in personality? what kind of fuckin question is that

[Ragnaros]

when someone smacks Colgate's girlfriends ass in front of him or cutts him in line at subway he doesn't say anything
he takes it out on us on the forums a few hours later

[Colgate]

i don't go to subway, there's way better shit here if i wanted a sub

[Ragnaros]

it was an example but yea

[Colgate]

it was a weird fantasy

but i guess if it makes you feel better about vulak being alive 3 months later more power to you

[Ragnaros]

not any more weird than caring more about vulak then the people actually playing the server

[Colgate]

i s-swear i don't care about vulak being alive

*raids 7 days a week for 6 hours a day chain wiping to jorlleag*

[Ragnaros]

I don't think we have ever wiped to jorlleag
I'm glad you care though

[Colgate]

this is just what my sources within tempest tell me

[Ragnaros]

you must be killin it irl if you have to contact your elf sources about someone elses elf activity on an elf server you don't play

[Colgate]

yeah man my life is in shambles because i'm NOT playing everquest

do u actually think about the things u say?

[Ragnaros]

like I said, you must have a lot going on if you are this invested into caring about what someone does on a 16 year old emulator video game




not

[Colgate]

it takes a lot of mental focus in order to know you can't clear more than half of velious' content with months of uncontested raiding

lol no wonder you're joining the military

[Ragnaros]

you weigh 115 lbs, you legitimately couldn't join the military even if you wanted to

[Colgate]

welp good thing i neither want to nor need to

[Bazia]

cringing and disappointed in both u boys

[georgie]

daddy paid for it

[MEGANS LAW]

you weigh 115 lbs, you legitimately couldn't join the military even if you wanted to

I mean, that's just patently false, and a dipshit DEP'er shouldn't even comment on what the military allows or not.

[Ragnaros]

No, its actually not false. There is minimum height-weight requirements, so shut the FUCK UP IDIOT

[MEGANS LAW]

No, its actually not false. There is minimum height-weight requirements, so shut the FUCK UP IDIOT

Really? what's his height dude? Also, are you aware that weight can be waived? FUCKING IDIOT. YOU'RE STILL A FUCKING DEP PRIVATE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Ragnaros]

maybe if you are in the army ( lower standards), air force and marines generally doesn't give waivers for weight, and unless he is 5"4 he doesn't make the cutt

[MEGANS LAW]

maybe if you are in the army ( lower standards), air force and marines generally doesn't give waivers for weight, and unless he is 5"4 he doesn't make the cutt

All the services use the same standards for enlistment weight. For the Army, it's AR 40-501, table 2-2. Not only does Colgate qualify (I checked), it's funny you mention Air Force higher standards:

Minimum Run Time less than 13:36 minutes for 1.5 miles
Minimum Push-ups greater than 33 pushups in a minute
Minimum Sit-ups greater than 42 sit-ups in a minute

Not only should you not compare the above to any of the other forces, you yourself haven't even entered the service yet. A day-1 Private at Fort Benning sitting at 30th AG has done much more than you have.

I'll clue you in to the fact that being underweight is one of the most common waivers given because most recruits gain muscle mass during their training, especially if their weight were within a few pounds of minimum.

Might call around Air Force recruiting stations around your address I got and tell'em about this dipshit DEP retard and link'em to your profile. Might be real goog.

[georgie]

what about being a fatfuck like yourself ?

[MEGANS LAW]

what about being a fatfuck like yourself ?

I'm out and can finally reach my goal of being over 800lbs.

[Ragnaros]

not sure what pushups have to do with weight and height
get back 2 the kitchen faggot

[MEGANS LAW]

not sure what pushups have to do with weight and height
get back 2 the kitchen faggot

I was making fun of the "high standards" of the Air Force (they're not high).

[Ragnaros]

It is a lot harder to get into the Air Force than the army, it is a known fact. They give less waivers and the ASVAB requirement is decently higher.

[MEGANS LAW]

It is a lot harder to get into the Air Force than the army, it is a known fact. They give less waivers and the ASVAB requirement is decently higher.

Not saying it's not harder, it is harder to join, it's a much smaller force. That's a given.

Air Force Active - 307,001, Reserves, 69,200

Army Active - 1,301,300, Reserves - 811,000

I mean, no shit retard. It also doesn't make you somehow special if you're an E-1 compared to an E-1 in the Army. A lot of people would just think you're a pussy looking for a cushy job. Seeing as you're not even an E-1, it makes you even less of a pussy.

[MEGANS LAW]

Not saying it's not harder, it is harder to join, it's a much smaller force. That's a given.

Air Force Active - 307,001, Reserves, 69,200

Army Active - 1,301,300, Reserves - 811,000

I mean, no shit retard. It also doesn't make you somehow special if you're an E-1 compared to an E-1 in the Army. A lot of people would just think you're a pussy looking for a cushy job. Seeing as you're not even an E-1, it makes you even less of a pussy.

More of a pussy I meant.

[Ragnaros]

Not saying it's not harder, it is harder to join, it's a much smaller force. That's a given.

Air Force Active - 307,001, Reserves, 69,200

Army Active - 1,301,300, Reserves - 811,000

I mean, no shit retard. It also doesn't make you somehow special if you're an E-1 compared to an E-1 in the Army. A lot of people would just think you're a pussy looking for a cushy job. Seeing as you're not even an E-1, it makes you even less of a pussy.
Thanks I agree with you, I'm glad you also agree with me ( I'm never wrong )

[MEGANS LAW]

Thanks I agree with you, I'm glad you also agree with me ( I'm never wrong )

You're wrong and a dipshit. Not sure why you're still "joining the Air Force", it's been over a year. The maximum Delayed Entry Program length is 12 months.

You pussy out?

[Ragnaros]

You just agreed with me and said the Air Force clearly is harder to get into, what are you confused about?

[MEGANS LAW]

You just agreed with me and said the Air Force clearly is harder to get into, what are you confused about?

It's harder because it's a much smaller force, not due to underweight waivers.

1. Colgate weighs enough to join.
2. Air Force recruits less because it's smaller than the Army.
3. Ragnaros changed his mind about the Air Force and quit being he even joined.

A clear gyno victory today.

[Outer]

Are you two guys fucking serious. Might want to step away from the keyboard

[Ragnaros]

1. No, under regulations he doesn't fit the requirements and isn't anywhere near the minimum weight count to join without going through intense paperwork.
2. Exactly, nobody argued that, which further solidifies my point that Air Force turns more people away due to recruitment thus making it harder to get into.
3. I leave August 2nd cy@

[Colgate]

yea but what are you gonna do when vulak isn't dead by then

[Ivah]

Not invite you

[AzzarTheGod]

Its popular where I'm at for people to bullshit about the military and enlisting.

I know a guy who "enlisted" he went out to Washington? or Oregon/Wisconsin and failed basic. No idea if he actually enlisted or just went to some reserves program.

All I know is, after 2 years he eventually stopped lying about it and told everyone the truth. They diagnosed him as autistic (seriously) and said they had no use for someone like that. He was given medical discharge.

The incident that got him to the shrink was pretending to be a tough guy about the gas test we later found out. His reaction to being told to stop laughing during the gas test was to continue laughing so they gassed him more, and it continued.

Military career over.

[Colgate]

Not invite you

from what i hear your pull team is the weakest link; inviting me would probably be the best thing you could possibly do

welp, unfortunately for you i have zero interest in playing everquest, much less carry a bunch of idiots who can't figure out how to kill vyemm uncontested with 70 people

[AzzarTheGod]

It shouldn't be a mess though

Cyren knows the raids and game mechanics pretty much perfectly

Mornin and Retti did a number on him I think

A real shame, I tried to help this guy and got Chris Kyle'd

Good post.

[Farzo]

If it helps I attained the 2nd highest ranking for entry in to the military here in Aussieland and the Airforce tried to poach my application due to my high gainz in the math test (i.e not a grunt) (there are 8 ranks and cooks/truck driver are rank 8 for example, engineers/doctor's/officers are rank 1)

(I denied them because I need the top postion for a scholarship/paid2study)

Fuck you test paper!

[Samsung]

Ragnaros fucking killing it lmao

[Uuruk]

Ragnaros fucking killing it lmao

Tempest not killing it (Vyemm)

[Aesop]

The weasel, kissin' it.

[Uuruk]

I thought the Air Force was for people like Maerilth.

[Ivah]

Lol 70? We're lucky to break 40 some days

[syztem]

I recall a few times we had 65-70 when I was in tempest, Most nights capped around 55-60 at most, some dipped down to 45 eventually it was like 20 players just disappeared in the span of a week or so, they would have like 15-30 dkp when max dkp obtainable was around 50-55 and they just poof. Guessing some came back, others may have seen the content they wanted and or did not like raiding and gave up. Can confirm low numbers recently, Had what under 40 the other night when you guys wiped to 2am to finish jorl and koi?

[Nirgon]

So if I remember right Cyren stopped playing his monk in favor of enchanter. Why the monk again?

[Takeover]

I recall a few times we had 65-70 when I was in tempest, Most nights capped around 55-60 at most, some dipped down to 45 eventually it was like 20 players just disappeared in the span of a week or so, they would have like 15-30 dkp when max dkp obtainable was around 50-55 and they just poof. Guessing some came back, others may have seen the content they wanted and or did not like raiding and gave up. Can confirm low numbers recently, Had what under 40 the other night when you guys wiped to 2am to finish jorl and koi?

You run logs 24/7 why don't u show 1-4 SS of these numbers?

[silo32]

So if I remember right Cyren stopped playing his monk in favor of enchanter. Why the monk again?

no he plays both last I checked

gets to put gear on both

chanter is his "alt" but if he needs something over a main he gets it for his chanter

/shady

this is why I think they lost 20 peeps in a week, people started seeing the same shit the other guilds were doing and didn't wanna take part in an aim chat esque style guild

[silo32]

ive also heard of at least 3 people get denied there epics "so either "council" can loot" or some dirtbag ninja's the epic piece and "holds onto it" and the item blackholes never to see daylight again

forwarning to new peeps

[Uuruk]

no he plays both last I checked

gets to put gear on both

chanter is his "alt" but if he needs something over a main he gets it for his chanter

/shady

this is why I think they lost 20 peeps in a week, people started seeing the same shit the other guilds were doing and didn't wanna take part in an aim chat esque style guild

Stupid

[Doctor Jeff]

Plover said something about this one time... I don't remember... It was philosophical though.

[Stasis01]

I don't raid because any items I get won't make people log on and fight.

[Stasis01]

Which is why I didn't raid in Empire also.

This blue server is garbage who wants a monk skype me.

[Gardur]

I don't raid because any items I get won't make people log on and fight.

I play for 2 or 3 hours a few days a week and kill people every time I login.

There is pvp you just need 18 lvl 60s parked all over Norrath to find it.

[Stasis01]

Don't mean 2 be rude but me fighting a guy like you would be like beating up a guy paralyzed from his neck down.

[hokuten99]

sounds like you all are playing the wrong game

[Stasis01]

I am a Chivalry allstar, I charge into groups of 8 like a champ and end up living. I imagine I'm like Achilles on the movie Troy, they will remember my name.

[Stasis01]

Sick post dog.

[Colgate]

So if I remember right Cyren stopped playing his monk in favor of enchanter. Why the monk again?

cyren's SK alt, Buhbuh, was stripped by vaporize and beatz, aka capown aka DKP manager of tempest; Buhbuh and Waspnado had nearly identical login information, but he didn't have the eqemu info to change the passwords, so he stopped playing Waspnado in fear that it may also get stripped

he decided to play Cyren instead, but the kicker is that he didn't have the eq emu info for Cyren either, so when he berged out of empire and decided to start RMTing off all his droppables, the original owner of Cyren took access away, so he started playing Sharknado instead and now has another enchanter alt

[Phaezed-Reality]

cyren's SK alt, Buhbuh, was stripped by vaporize and beatz, aka capown aka DKP manager of tempest; Buhbuh and Waspnado had nearly identical login information, but he didn't have the eqemu info to change the passwords, so he stopped playing Waspnado in fear that it may also get stripped

he decided to play Cyren instead, but the kicker is that he didn't have the eq emu info for Cyren either, so when he berged out of empire and decided to start RMTing off all his droppables, the original owner of Cyren took access away, so he started playing Sharknado instead and now has another enchanter alt

it's a real shame but it just seems like the people that tend to put together azrael/friends/tempest guilds all seem to be dirty players. and whats worse is that side gravitates to it knowingly and they end up getting fucked again and again, its a sick sick ride.

[SamwiseRed]

much more normal people played in classic. holy drugs.

[AzzarTheGod]

he decided to play Cyren instead, but the kicker is that he didn't have the eq emu info for Cyren either, so when he berged out of empire and decided to start RMTing off all his droppables, the original owner of Cyren took access away, so he started playing Sharknado instead and now has another enchanter alt

Any story behind the timing of this? The guy was really keeping an eye on his "investment" this whole time and stepped in to preserve the account?

Or is that reading too much into it and this was just a coincidence lol.

[Colgate]

p sure cyren told him he was selling all his shit and quitting and to take the account back

[AzzarTheGod]

sounds very emotional, melodramatic; also unnecessary and possibly unstable. aka a bergout.

"pls take this, father of my account. I'm done and going to give all my stuff away. release me of this burden, account father"

not sure why u would talk to the original owner about something like this. must have been like a father to Cyren this whole time.

[vouss]

I didn't find your post funny but I do think you are weird and old

[AzzarTheGod]

actual quote from Cyren in a written pen and paper letter to the original owner

yikes

[Aesop]

Emu accounts a solid investment. My bank has the note on Cyren currently it's collateral for my condo.

[Aesop]

Azzar stoned and dreaming up an entire saga about how this all played out.

You should do it in character, I'm a Barbarian Rogue.

[AzzarTheGod]

just woke up, sat down clicked a few threads and was legit struggling to figure out why anyone would do that and not just quietly cash out and get your fucking money.

decided there had to be some angle here that vouss couldn't see.

[Aesop]

OK Nancy Drew.

why wouldn't Buhbuh AKA Cyren let me know? The account is linked to my accounts, my rogue, and my druid are on the other two accounts in the trio. The trio of accounts is linked to my email, and the SMS recovery thing is linked to my phone. Buhbuh is, and has been a pal of mine long before red99.

[AzzarTheGod]

my brain isn't firing fast enough to understand but the best explanation jupe has been able to give me is that you are his account father.

pen and paper written letter wasn't involved shucks man that's boring.

[Darthmuhh]

cyren's SK alt, Buhbuh, was stripped by vaporize and beatz, aka capown aka DKP manager of tempest; Buhbuh and Waspnado had nearly identical login information, but he didn't have the eqemu info to change the passwords, so he stopped playing Waspnado in fear that it may also get stripped

he decided to play Cyren instead, but the kicker is that he didn't have the eq emu info for Cyren either, so when he berged out of empire and decided to start RMTing off all his droppables, the original owner of Cyren took access away, so he started playing Sharknado instead and now has another enchanter alt

How the fuck do you guys keep track of all this shit and names to boot? ... and Cyren begot Buhbuh whom begot Waspnado on the third day and it was goog. .../waves at Cyren

[MEGANS LAW]

How the fuck do you guys keep track of all this shit and names to boot? ... and Cyren begot Buhbuh whom begot Waspnado on the third day and it was goog. .../waves at Cyren

he's a teenage aspie muhh.

love u - gyno

[Phaezed-Reality]

he's just a teenage elfpal baby.

[Aesop]

Buhbuh (the char name, r99 iteration) was an Erudite Mage I thought?

[Masaka]

Buhbuh (the char name, r99 iteration) was an Erudite Mage I thought?


Obfuscate. I know this cause we are pals and have been since classic. I question the validity of your so called friendship.

[Buhbuh]

OK Nancy Drew.

why wouldn't Buhbuh AKA Cyren let me know? The account is linked to my accounts, my rogue, and my druid are on the other two accounts in the trio. The trio of accounts is linked to my email, and the SMS recovery thing is linked to my phone. Buhbuh is, and has been a pal of mine long before red99.

[AzzarTheGod]

I question the validity of your so called friendship.

jeez not another speeddsz. the forum doesn't need any more frauds claiming deep pvp roots or elfsim friendships.

[Masaka]

we're pals deal with it

[Colgate]

yes Obfuscate was the erudite mage that was sold in the Bubs (monk #1) RMT package

[Buhbuh]

maximum effort

[Darthmuhh]

I miss all you guys even with all yer drama ../hugs. Hey Cyren, kick Sektor's to the curb and I may come dps for you. :D

[Samsung]

I miss all you guys even with all yer drama ../hugs. Hey Cyren, kick Sektor's to the curb and I may come dps for you. :D


Feels good knowing I really get to you.

[Farzo]

I can confirm that all my accounts I have emu access to including all the emails and they are variations of the same email so if I ever rmt one search in the database and all my accounts will get banned.

In saying that my master plan is to spent 2500hrs to get 1kusd.

Pras it.

[Farzo]

*pours hot water on his 50 cent instant noodles*
*logs in to mage for 10 hrs of OoT farming*

[syztem]

50 cents for instant noodles? damn son where u buyin from i get em 25 cents a pop

[Farzo]

I get the ones with the veggie packs in em for extra nutrients.

[Farzo]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3AIjD1F-6NK0PzCZS7jpOeLGC0X2_yNZ_FlD0oFBWGtD5688gAw

[Samsung]

yes Obfuscate was the erudite mage that was sold in the Bubs (monk #1) RMT package

Funny how when you're guildmates you keep quiet, but the second Cyren leave you call him out for RMT.

You're pretty scummy.

[VZ_Xanit K'ven]

Funny how when you're guildmates you keep quiet, but the second Cyren leave you call him out for RMT.

You're pretty scummy.

Nizzar RMT snitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_E373COSeQ

first buy from them, then dump them


makes you think if Nixon was right

[Phaezed-Reality]

50 cents for instant noodles? damn son where u buyin from i get em 25 cents a pop

we actually pay more like 5 cents each.

[Samsung]

Nizzar RMT snitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_E373COSeQ

first buy from them, then dump them


makes you think if Nixon was right

difference was Nizzar was the one that got me banned, he got what he deserved and yes sometimes you gotta save information like this to protect yourself, you call it scummy, I call it protection.

[Jazzy]

Would love to have dinner and beers with my bro salwor and talk R99.

sorry carry on

[blammo]

difference was Nizzar was the one that got me banned, he got what he deserved and yes sometimes you gotta save information like this to protect yourself, you call it scummy, I call it protection.

definitely the normal thought process of a well-adjusted person that contributes to society

[Samsung]

Would love to have dinner and beers with my bro salwor and talk R99.

sorry carry on

I meet people from this server all the time, I hung out with Ragnaros 2 weeks ago, had a great time playing some basketball and eating applebee's, would do it again.

[heartbrand]

I rebound and play D like a mofo

[Samsung]

I rebound and play D like a mofo

hehe I would blow past you big boy =)

[heartbrand]

You're talking to a former JCC MVP

[Doctor Jeff]

You're talking to a former JCC MVP

Jewish Cuck Coalition?

[Ragnaros]

I played all 4 years of highschool i honestly don't think theres any1 on this box including blue who could hang with me on the court

[Doctor Jeff]

I played all 4 years of highschool i honestly don't think theres any1 on this box including blue who could hang with me on the court

I wrestled 6 years from junior high through high school, I bet I could beat you at basketball.

[Spit]

I played all 4 years of highschool i honestly don't think theres any1 on this box including blue who could hang with me on the court

It's true , rag keeps his Gatorade gel chews in his high socks he never gets fatigued

[Uuruk]

Man this Doctor Jeff guy tries way too hard and is not funny. Would take Maerilith over this guy on forums.

[Tassador]

Jewish Cuck Coalition?

Jewish community center the best recreational basketball in most states.

[Tassador]

I played all 4 years of highschool i honestly don't think theres any1 on this box including blue who could hang with me on the court

1v1 is accepted in the 305 area let me know.

[iiNGloriouS]

It's true , rag keeps his Gatorade gel chews in his high socks he never gets fatigued

Oh my God rofl

[heartbrand]

1v1 is accepted in the 305 area let me know.

Didn't know you were a 305'er. Love me some collins ave

[Tassador]

Didn't know you were a 305'er. Love me some collins ave

Lots of good spots in Collins, of course Liv. I can tell you have class cause most people say ocean drive which is shit. Lincoln road bad ass too, but you got to be accepting of alternative life styles. Jcc in Miami has great ball tho, been a member for 12 years.

[Buhbuh]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3AIjD1F-6NK0PzCZS7jpOeLGC0X2_yNZ_FlD0oFBWGtD5688gAw

If you get a stuffy nose, throw some Sriracha into the mix.

You know what I'm talkin bout? The fuckin Sri?

[Nirgon]

difference was Nizzar was the one that got me banned, he got what he deserved and yes sometimes you gotta save information like this to protect yourself, you call it scummy, I call it protection.

that's right big Weazy, gotta protect your neck

[Eslade]

that's right big Weazy, gotta protect your neck

That's some good advice.
http://i.imgur.com/FGS4KC3.jpg

[Phaezed-Reality]

so what ur saying sektor is, when someone rats you out for buying DKP, its only fair you get them banned? since they got you banned first?

[Nirgon]

That's some good advice.
http://i.imgur.com/FGS4KC3.jpg

that's quite the cereal spoon you've got there my friend

[Xaanka]

http://i.imgur.com/RE571p1.png