<Rustle> Voted #1 casual raiding guild on P99

[Lammy]

Good day with repops and just good clean fun in general with <Rustle>.Raiding casually, making pals, with little to no tracking really brings back a love for the game and the pixel chase!

Looking for a few solid raiders to make friends with! www.rustlejimmies.com Our fair DKP system leaves plenty of pixels for newcomers. Just this past week my 2 month old war grabbed some nice drops thanks to the team!

http://i.imgur.com/YftFWxL.png

[getsome]

http://rustlejimmies.com (http://rustlejimmies.com/index.php)

http://i.imgur.com/6PxivoQ.png

[Briscoe]

I would like to point out that the context of my remarks was nothing more than some playful trash talk between me and my old Rampal, Cucumbers. Congratulations to Kerbster on a beautiful robe!

[Freakish]

+loot off Tunare!

[kotton05]

I would like to point out that the context of my remarks was nothing more than some playful trash talk between me and my old Rampal, Cucumbers. Congratulations to Kerbster on a beautiful robe!

IDK in that tell you sounded pretty entitled to what The Kerbster earned....hope your dkp is ok

[Aata]

IDK in that tell you sounded pretty entitled to what The Kerbster earned....hope your dkp is ok


You obviously don't know Briscoe then...

[khanable]

IDK in that tell you sounded pretty entitled to what The Kerbster earned....hope your dkp is ok

naw.. as far as I'm concerned the awarding of a robe/crown always generates some playful rustles (I got my fair share!) - briscoe is no exception here! he's good folk!

[Joyelle]

Briscoe is a saint.

[Raev]

I think Briscoe is mostly rustled about getting chain quoted out of context by first me and then Cucumbers.

[kotton05]

http://rustlejimmies.com (http://rustlejimmies.com/index.php)

http://i.imgur.com/6PxivoQ.png

You obviously don't know Briscoe then...

Briscoe is a saint.

I dont know him Aata... but do i know you're dense af and likely have a severe learning disability..... but thats besides the point... i'm reading these tells and no saint would ever say that about someone who was being a good sport... So keep saving face awakened.

[Aata]

I dont know him Aata... but do i know you're dense af and likely have a severe learning disability..... sport... .

Says the person turning his own recruitment thread into RNF. Anyways grats on your robe Kerbey I believe that's what this thread is for <3

[kotton05]

pras stormfeather god

[khanable]

Fuckers look like you're having fun....

Solist.

Come play with us!

[Ella`Ella]

Come play with us!

"2 months no raiding. That's my offer. That's me being reasonable."

[Snackies]

HALLS OF TESTING IS FOR THE WEAK
OUR SMALL CREW KILLS NAMED FLURRY DRAKES

http://i.imgur.com/1MruNIT.jpg

Obligatory/expected ego & penis-enlarging comments:

*Repop went well, we got 11 merbs, 7 of them ToV dragons.
**WEST TOV SWEEP WoAhHHHHhH
***3rd ST key did not actually go to a Ranger. Gratz Merkk!
****Awakened plx give Briscoe the next PD robe the server still needs a robed druid and ranger

[paulgiamatti]

Only 3rd ST key? What are you guys, some kinda casuals?

[Fifield]

Rustle has the sweetest loot policy around, all I know is that if you get FTE you can get any item for 25dkp? Thats fricken awesome

How else do you guys do loot/dkp? You get a bonus for fte'ing and not per hour?

[Lammy]

How else do you guys do loot/dkp? You get a bonus for fte'ing and not per hour?

I'm not sure which chapter of the guild manual that's in, but iirc it's 5 DKP FTE bonus if your FTE results in a mob kill.

[MavstabYoudead]

I dont know him Aata... but do i know you're dense af and likely have a severe learning disability..... but thats besides the point... i'm reading these tells and no saint would ever say that about someone who was being a good sport... So keep saving face awakened.

come on merkky, aata is awesome :(

[Capi]

The best way to find out is to join up!

[kotton05]

come on merkky, aata is awesome :(

you should know im jokin.

[ripwind]

I'm sad, and lonely. Good thing I have Froebel's corpse to keep me company.

http://i.imgur.com/ORVqlzS.png

[Sephito]

Bump for cool elf pals. Nice job at the ring war last night. Grats Skew on your ring 10!!!

[Lammy]

Grats Skew! Smoothest Ring War I've been a part of.


http://i.imgur.com/bbBlzQZ.png

[Skew]

/salute Rustlers

[Lammy]

We make friends and kill neat, non-dkp targets too!

www.rustlejimmies.com

http://i.imgur.com/nsDEG2T.png

http://i.imgur.com/ML0EDzC.png

http://i.imgur.com/FadZaOR.png

http://i.imgur.com/lT9QkZr.png

[Freakish]

It rustles me that that's not even the right vaniki. That's at least three vanikis old!

[Snackies]

<Rustle> is still recruiting!

We have recently been voted the #1 casual raiding guild that waits for their competitiors to be online more than 8 minutes before questioning their integrity!


http://i.imgur.com/oxLnQC6.jpg

www.rustlejimmies.com (http://www.rustlejimmies.com/)

[RedXIII]

I am shocked at these tells.

Me too... Detoxx always so nice and easy to work with, right?

Good job FTE Snacks, Best FTEr in p99 my wizard epic proves that ;)

Sexy Dagarn! \o/ -- did he drop boots? i need boots!!!

[MilanderTruewield]

We are all aware that Florid is not Detoxx, right?

[Breaken]

You may be right, but the tells do seem like his typing. "u" in place of you, no punctuation... "i was next to you and wasnt retus was ahead" ? Not really sure what that one even meant.

Additionally,
[Fri Oct 21 20:51:22 2016] Florid tells you, 'yes no? its detoxx'

(Edit: We also all know Florid doesn't play anymore, unless very very rarely, though I did see the mention of the 313, which is not near Detoxx.)

[delfi]

We are all aware that Florid is not Detoxx, right?

Recently, this is incorrect :). Sharing is caring.

[kotton05]

Recently, this is incorrect :). Sharing is caring.

http://i.imgur.com/Wch4pUC.jpg

thats what your tell should of been like

[delfi]

thats what your tell should of been like

Indeed. Feel free to give him pointers :)

[Erati]

Nice run Snacks- lookin sharp

[Tankdan]

Niiice ^

[kotton05]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_CHh_PCveo

Best KT FTE 2016

Llanfair was a great sport about this too. This is some late night Kael FTE business

poor little guy looking at you like a lost puppy

[kuuky]

Shout out to Higglefrump YADA YaDA PEARL yada yADA NECKLACE **COUGH**

[kotton05]

JOIN RUSTLE TODAY FOR THE BEST NON TRACKING DKP CASUAL GUILD EXPERIENCE!

Enjoy Rustle Mania 1. The first volume in a collection of Shadowplay and Live fraps of guild events!!!!

https://youtu.be/HITM6abtKVw

Grats to Qozko, Ripqozko, Snacks, Skew, Kaliu for their FTE's this weekend. Also grats to our past FTE winners!!!

For those that don't know. The winners of FTE get their first pick on loot for a small trump bid of 25dkp as well as a 5 dkp bonus (this means if you use your FTE bid no one can outbid you). Think about it.....

Also grats to our many epics (so many white and green scales jeez) we've completed and all our new VP keys!!! (too many to list and i'm lazy)

apply today rustlejimmies.com

[fiveeauxfour]

Yo i dont even play anymore but im still talkin shit from the grave #winning

[Lammy]

Another well deserved celebration by our casual raid force this week. We're earning a lot of great kills such as FULL VP clears, Trakanons, Ring Wars, and ToV merbs.

Warm bodies need not apply
www.rustlejimmies.com

http://i.imgur.com/FbKNP71.png

[Raev]

http://i.imgur.com/FbKNP71.png

Ignore the philistines, Kerbey, this is great

[FatMice]

Gimp lets see your Photoshop skills?!

[Naxi]

[CENTER]

Warm bodies need not apply
www.rustlejimmies.com



Jokes on you, I'm already in the guild!

[Snackies]

Gimp lets see your Photoshop skills?!

Would probably look something like this

http://i.imgur.com/4YVhrjY.jpg

[Sephito]

Would probably look something like this

http://i.imgur.com/4YVhrjY.jpg

"That's probably me." - Ramen 2k16

[FatMice]

That is great haha.

[Legday]

Would probably look something like this

http://i.imgur.com/4YVhrjY.jpg

Is that Hawaii in the bottom left corner of the screen?

[kotton05]

i heard all images on the screen are various forms of a 8==D

[Legday]

i heard all images on the screen are various forms of a 8==D

....and Hawaii.

[kotton05]

im merkk

[kotton05]

http://i.imgur.com/ZQ3JOgI.jpg

tov n chill

[Raev]

http://i.imgur.com/ZQ3JOgI.jpg

my god you are such a power bottom

[Hypeshot]

Meow pals, Thinking of you all
-maori

[kotton05]

Meow pals, Thinking of you all
-maori

😺😺😺
Just saw a fakie kick flip to switch manual with a switch hardflip out. Only you can prolly understand all that

[Endonde]

Would probably look something like this

http://i.imgur.com/4YVhrjY.jpg

Needs more gay porn to be considered an accurate representation.

[bspa0700]

For those that don't know. The winners of FTE get their first pick on loot for a small trump bid of 25dkp as well as a 5 dkp bonus (this means if you use your FTE bid no one can outbid you). Think about it.....

Is this policy serious? Asking for a friend.

[Freakish]

It's actually either/or. Pick an item for 25 or get a 5dkp bonus.

[kotton05]

It's actually either/or. Pick an item for 25 or get a 5dkp bonus.

Yes. But that ends up at only -19dkp. -25 and +5(bonus) and +1 for kill. But yisss we serial.

[Lammy]

FTE Dragons for <Rustle> and you're sittin' pretty.

Best part is that even brand new guild members can take advantage of the rule because we'll let you go negative DKP to claim your FTE item.

Imagine that when 30 people are killing Dozekar and it drops SEVEN tears!

[Snackies]

STILL HERE

http://i.imgur.com/qnidtSb.jpg

www.rustlejimmies.com

[Sirken]

just wanted to thank Raev for hanging out and being a great guest. if any of you missed and want to listen, https://youtu.be/Hj_Xyx47EO8

best of luck!

[kotton05]

Glad to see a new upload. I watch your old ones To hear old voices when I can't play^_^

[Skew]

Glad to see a new upload. I watch your old ones To hear old voices when I can't play^_^

Merkk also likes to keep fat women at the bottom of his dried out well.

[kotton05]

Merkk also likes to keep fat women at the bottom of his dried out well.

Its put the the lotion on the skin or else it gets potg again!

[Zekayy]

Merkk and Skew are my Pals so is Snackies!

[Lammy]

just wanted to thank Raev for hanging out and being a great guest. if any of you missed and want to listen, https://youtu.be/Hj_Xyx47EO8

best of luck!


Not sure if Raev is even still in Rustle

[Aelzrith]

o hai

[Raev]

Not sure if Raev is even still in Rustle

I didn't realize you were quite that salty over getting owned in guild chat.

[zanderklocke]

Raev sounds like he is fat and lives in a cave irl

good stream tho

I've seen a picture of Raev hiking or something on the old A-Team forums. He looks to be actually in pretty regular shape. Not like fitness expert shape, but certainly not overweight by any means. Pretty standard looking guy.

[kotton05]

I didn't realize you were quite that salty over getting owned in guild chat.

Lol what did you do! You're a good rustler...

[Lammy]

I didn't realize you were quite that salty over getting owned in guild chat.


A. My post was made way before your 'ownage'
B. I'm embarrassed for you if you think you owned me.

[Nibblewitz]

You guys need some more loot.

riles = smiles

[arsenalpow]

Doesn't sound like riles = smiles

http://i.imgur.com/K1u7dfJ.jpg

[kotton05]

Get out of here chest. I knew of you, now I know about you, and I've been tired of you since Full Circle. Stop trying to be relevant.

And someone is always sad at not getting pixels, I was rustled too at kerbi but so dam proud at the same time.

[Erati]

"Pick 3" HoT /randoming has been pretty effective for our 'down time' PUG raids within the guild.

Concept:
Spreadsheet is made on a google doc. Everyone must visit the sheet and fill out 3 choices of gear ( Chain, Leather, Silk, Plate and which slot ) they want to 'compete' for. You cant double or triple your picks to gain 'extra' rolls, must be unique pieces but no limits to what can or cant be picked for your 3.

Once everyone has picked the three items they wish to /random on, you start killing. When an item drops, only the people who pre-selected that item can roll. If an item drops no one selected, its a greed roll.

If you cross an item off your list, its just that, you cant roll for the same item if another drops and hopefully you wont bail if you score 2 items or even 3 out your choices.

Its pretty fun but dice will make you want to return to DKP if you are trying to gear your main character versus everyones alts hehe.

free bump :)

[Legday]

We use a pretty similar system to the one tani laid out. Works well.

[Lammy]

I was rustled too at kerbi but so dam proud at the same time.

Wha'd I do?

[kotton05]

Wha'd I do?

I was talking about your robe

[Lammy]

oh. i don't even wear that anymore

[kotton05]

oh. i don't even wear that anymore

Prolly in the bank with your epics :)

[Tycoon]

Join here if you enjoy being rustled and hustled.

Good luck on the next cycle guys!

[Sephito]

Valakut is just a very loud minority. Thanks for the out of context image though!

[Raev]

Raev sounds like he is fat and lives in a cave irl

both true

[Snackies]

Gaters Gonna Gate

More flurry drake raids and while Beldion got away this time, Quellod did not!

http://i.imgur.com/8sWUUTw.jpg

King Toramax has also gone missing (again)!
Captain Bvellos, the first on scene, exclaimed: "We miss our mom!"




Another good week! A successful ring war with Venerate, King Tormax with Aftermath and a few red dragons on our own (Telkorenar and Lord Nagafen).


Still here, still recruiting and we (maybe) want YOU!

http://www.rustlejimmies.com/

[Lammy]

RUSTLE ISN'T THE ONLY THING CHANGING ON P99
Spot the differences yourself as casuals (almost) clear veeshan's peak for more PD robes

Good training session for our new pull team last night in Veeshan's Peak. Learn to shave with a razor again and join the change at www.rustlejimmies.com

http://i.imgur.com/2D2oSiY.jpg

[Snackies]

<Rustle> had a great re......

http://i.imgur.com/ZhxxoOM.jpg

Fuck 5am repops on Thanksgiving. Velious is here forever, nerds.

We slept in and had a great day.

[bktroost]

RUSTLE ISN'T THE ONLY THING CHANGING ON P99
Spot the differences yourself as casuals (almost) clear veeshan's peak for more PD robes

Good training session for our new pull team last night in Veeshan's Peak. Learn to shave with a razor again and join the change at www.rustlejimmies.com

http://i.imgur.com/2D2oSiY.jpg

I love that hoshkar is both in front of the tip of your helmet's wing and behind the skull cap part.

[Joyelle]

Hoshkar is so badass he breaks clipping masks.

[eisley]

*xygoz

[Vianna]

I love that hoshkar is both in front of the tip of your helmet's wing and behind the skull cap part.

That is Xygoz. Hoshkar is on the right side of the Screenshot.

[Zekayy]

LOL thats funny how nemce doesnt know his vp dragons....

[bktroost]

LOL thats funny how nemce doesnt know his vp dragons....

Being the rogue that i am, i tend to identify mobs (and people) from the shape of their butts.

[Sirken]

Just wanted to thank Unbrella for coming on and talking about ToV Raiding (and the problems that come with it) while also dealing with Karen. Thank you sir, and here's the link in case any of you missed it and want to catch it - https://youtu.be/XseaJjkurGw

[FatMice]

What does Umbrella know about ToV Raiding on Blue?

[Zekayy]

What does Umbrella know about ToV Raiding on Blue?

Nothing hes a casual now

[Ella`Ella]

Nothing hes a Hardcore casual now

[FatMice]

Y'all act like there's some big fucking secret to ToV raiding lol

You don't know about the bird? Everybody knows about the bird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPrtFxd9u9Y

[Raev]

When was the last time Unbrella logged in?

Is the real question

[FatMice]

Is the real question

Amen.

Edit: Dude still owes me 20,000p

[Lammy]

It's a little slow around the holiday's as most of our members have lives but we still want to add some more friends to the team.

Join us for regular Ring Wars, Veeshan's Peak, Halls of Testing, West ToV, Trakanons, Vox's, Naggy's, Vindis and more. We pretty much kill anything as you can see here from this joint Vulak takedown. The only thing we really don't do is Velketor.

www.rustlejimmies.com

http://i.imgur.com/92KsMdN.jpg

[Snackies]

Woke up to a guild first Lord Feshlak FTE, felt good to run for srs!

http://i.imgur.com/IlhUQx9.jpg

Rustle is still looking for a few active folks to round out our raiding crew as we're working towards more solo ToV kills

Thanks to our pals for working out a joint-kill so early

FTEs are here, we just need YOU!

We do, in fact, offer first pick loot rights to FTE'ers in Kael, ToV and Kunark (contested) for a set DKP price

[Snackies]

Nice FTE Snacks.

Thanks bro-human!

[Raev]

We do, in fact, offer first pick loot rights to FTE'ers in Kael, ToV and Kunark (contested) for a set DKP price

I've said this before, but if you are a good racer (as opposed to someone who just stands on the line soaking DKP) Rustle will give you more pixels for your time than anyone else.

Imagine how much loot Quean for example would have if he had the option to get his choice of Vulak loot for 25 DKP (~300 DKP in the Awakened system) every time he FTE'd Vulak.

[Kagey]

How do you work out joint vulak kills with another guild, and provide first pick of loot to your fter?

Also how many vulaks have been slayed under this system?

[Cecily]

Through the power of friendship.

[Snackies]

How do you work out joint vulak kills with another guild, and provide first pick of loot to your fter?

Also how many vulaks have been slayed under this system?

We work out agreements with each guild we ally with to ensure everyone is happy with the distribution in the long run, so it varies from mob to mob.

If another guild gets first pick but the FTE'er was <Rustle>, the FTE'er can exercise their loot right over the item allocated to their guild based on the agreement.

Specific to Kael/ToV, if an FTE'er does not exercise their loot right, they can instead take a 5 dkp bonus (provided the mob was a successful kill).

1 dkp = 1 raid or 1 hour of raiding. We do not award dkp for tracking/warm bodies on the line.

ToV is a nice to have, but not something we grind meat over getting a couple of pixels.

[Raev]

No Vulaks have yet been slain under this system due to Fingerz dropping half the zone on us 5 minutes before we were ready to engage. His continued membership is an embarrassment to your guild. Also Snacks is really our only racer/socker at the moment.

Currently for joint kills the racer/socker still gets his pick. We killed Lady Nevederia a month or two ago in the morning with Aftermath and Snacktician (2nd main!) got the Cloak of Thorns for 25 DKP; Aftermath got the rest.

I do think this system can create a conflict of interest between the racer/socker and the guild. If the guild has say a 75% chance to win, then the guild as a whole wins by engaging solo (1.5 expected items) but the racer/socker loses (0.75 expected items rather than 1.0, though they would get the +5 DKP bonus for FTE without taking an item). However, if Rustle grows/improves a bit this won't be a problem. Plus, we warm bodies do have more fun killing stuff without an 80 man zerg even if we don't have a shot at every particular pixel.

[kotton05]

Don't you dare talk so much sense Raev!!


Ps miss you guys

[Capi]

Math.

Rustle rules you drool - noobs

[Cecily]

http://i.imgur.com/nIQtbMJ.gif

[Erati]

caught Raev two-boxing! ( with a Briscoe photo bomb)

http://i.imgur.com/C0KLBjQ.jpg?1

[Raev]

Raev, Raev, and Briscoe is like a who's who of the best looking P99 players

[Briscoe]

Now imagine if one of the Raevs was swapped out for Sakuragi. That would be quite a beautiful sight.

[Lammy]

That would be quite a beautiful sight.

Ready for that server-wide PD Robe group photo we were chattin about!

[Cecily]

I think your corpse is gonna rot like really soon btw Gimp. Miss you too!

[Snackies]

If you like dwarves, working as a smaller yet effective team, casual ToV pixels or the best puns...

http://i.imgur.com/mrBhhnW.jpg

BARREL ON OVER

www.rustlejimmies.com (http://www.rustlejimmies.com)

[Fasttimes]

Are you tired of being in a guild that wipes to Sevalak? Make the informed decision and join P99 Premiere Sevalak Guild today.

#funnyhashtags
#wittyhumor

[Raev]

And yes, Naxi has a willsapper on his paladin . . .

[Zemus]

Now i'm feeling rustled. :eek:

And yes, Naxi has a willsapper on his paladin . . .

[RedXIII]

Naxi so sexy. Yummy!

[Sephito]

Bump for the good guys.

[Snackies]

Lord Feshlak
Cekenar
Jorlleag
Almost Zlexak (next time - stretch goal!)
Epic Fights!


Casually killing ToV dragons with less than half the numbers other guilds often bring
Blackstar, Mace of Night for the minimum dkp amount, wut?


Random guild carnage in Kael
http://i.imgur.com/hJsJBeo.jpg

http://www.rustlejimmies.com/

[Fasttimes]

#RustlesToV
#ProudAunt
#Wealsoalsodowhatwewant
#Gappedteeth

[Raev]

Rustle is currently the only guild doing anything in NTOV with vaguely appropriate numbers. It turns out the content itself is mildly challenging with 30-40 players in HOT gear rather than a 100+ ultrazerg.

If your goal on this server is pixels via poopsocking aka racing, you should consider Rustle. Rustle currently has a DKP policy that is extremely favorable to people who get yellowtext, and we can afford that policy because we kill things with fewer numbers (and the list of things we can kill solo is increasing). It's definitely a more difficult road than A/A, but that makes it more satisfying when you win!

[Lammy]

Raev is all about the numbers

[Naxi]

What's sap guise?

[The Prez]

Don't forget about our Vulak FTE! Though the other guilds manipulated game mechanics to prevent us from killing it... Raid interference at its finest?

[Daldaen]

Do tell! What mechanics were manipulated?

[Kungfufighting]

Don't forget about our Vulak FTE! Though the other guilds manipulated game mechanics to prevent us from killing it... Raid interference at its finest?

You were trying to relock on Vulak with 9 people in zone, preventing other guilds that were able to kill it. If there was any raid interference there, that was your.

Also Nice ring war with "less" :D

[Fasttimes]

You were trying to relock on Vulak with 9 people in zone, preventing other guilds that were able to kill it. If there was any raid interference there, that was your.

Also Nice ring war with "less" :D

Your really talking shit to a guild with half your numbers and 1/5th gear? Wanna make fun of downs too?

[Lanuven]

other guilds manipulated game mechanics to prevent us from killing it...

Never even tried to pull it...

[Fasttimes]

Never even tried to pull it...

This clearly is for our kills and successes. Take these comments to raid thread on rnf.

[Kungfufighting]

Your really talking shit to a guild with half your numbers and 1/5th gear? Wanna make fun of downs too?

I prefer to make fun of fat people

[Fasttimes]

I prefer making fun of fat people

Cool French for me. gl

[Fasttimes]

We have 85 of the last 120 vulak FTEs join the premier p99 guild. Don't make ill informed decisions.

[Joyelle]

You are talking about a different Vulak.

[Joyelle]

I mean, you can just keep regurgitating the same false shit every week and pretend like you know what happened, makes no difference to me.

[Fasttimes]

I mean, you can just keep regurgitating the same false shit every week and pretend like you know what happened, makes no difference to me.

You are replying tho

[Joyelle]

You are replying tho

Bored at work waiting for my vacation to start, sorry.

[Fasttimes]

Bored at work waiting for my vacation to start, sorry.

If you don't care just post in the rnf thread about yall

[ismael]

Gimp seems mad that he got banned for RMT.

#YouMad

[t3kn34k]

Do tell! What mechanics were manipulated?

https://youtu.be/if7hrtoc4S8

We waited patiently for yall to pull your target (koi) so we could get a shot at ours. Lets take a look at the footage of your trainaway... all the way into our camp.

#OVERIT

[t3kn34k]

Apparently this is a different Vulak that they did some shady shit to get.

I can't even keep up anymore

http://i.imgur.com/PZvI9ky.jpg
https://youtu.be/zQ14EdYVvyQ
This was the repop just days ago. Would a guild train the entrance as they wipe so that other guilds could not capitalize on their failure?
http://i.imgur.com/y1Hx0RV.jpg

[Detoxx]

Sup Snap, wish I knew you were recording me!

[t3kn34k]

Sup Snap, wish I knew you were recording me!
http://i.imgur.com/GoTcuPv.gif

I wrote you a little holiday haiku..

Always watching you,
I know when you've been naughty,
Merry Christmas, Elves!!

http://i.imgur.com/cGE6H6P.jpg

[mefdinkins]

Your really talking shit to a guild with half your numbers and 1/5th gear? Wanna make fun of downs too?

Fasttimes your post seems to compare Awakened to an individual without a disability and Rustle to an individual with Down Syndrome? I think it's rather offensive to use this comparison. I'm sure there are individuals who suffer from disabilities on this server and your comments could be taken as unwelcoming and hostile.

Also, Rustle is a great guild who does "more with less" so it would be inappropriate to compare them to individuals who exhibit a wide range of developmental delays and physical disabilities caused by having more chromosome 21 as that would almost suggest they do "less with more" which is untrue.

Grats Rustle on a solid repop.

[Fasttimes]

Fasttimes your post seems to compare Awakened to an individual without a disability and Rustle to an individual with Down Syndrome? I think it's rather offensive to use this comparison. I'm sure there are individuals who suffer from disabilities on this server and your comments could be taken as unwelcoming and hostile.

Also, Rustle is a great guild who does "more with less" so it would be inappropriate to compare them to individuals who exhibit a wide range of developmental delays and physical disabilities caused by having more chromosome 21 as that would almost suggest they do "less with more" which is untrue.

Grats Rustle on a solid repop.

You are way to serious I was guilded with soju for while

[mefdinkins]

You are way to serious I was guilded with soju for while

I was sort of joking and trying to point out that in your attempt to mess with Soju you compared Rustle to Down Syndrome.

[Fasttimes]

I was sort of joking and trying to point out that in your attempt to mess with Soju you compared Rustle to Down Syndrome.

I guess /shrug. GL tho

[Kungfufighting]

Glad to see you're still a p99 obsessed faggot.

We had about 90 people between 4 guilds ready to pull while you fucklords derped around with your Koi? pull. Y'all were the only guild actively pulling anything from North, then the entire train went to zone in and killed Miyagii, then destroyed everyone else. Y'all then conveniently didn't fuck up the next pull and immediately FTE'd Vulak when Koi died. Some straight up shady shit, and even your members agreed. So, take that "we play by the rules" bullshit and kindly stick it in your ass.

Soju, you've been a 90% raider for like 3 years, go the fuck outside.

#weknowyoudowhatyouwant
#lolwhatrules
#sameshadyshitasalways

and, in before lolumad and all the other clever stuff you dipshits come up with

I have like 25% RA life time in Awakened. I just got back from a 2 months break, thanks for carring about me tho. Maybe you should do that yourself, go the fuck outside, stop posting on a forum on a game you don't play anymore and have a drink with the money you rmt'd. <3

[Phantasm]

Everyone that plays this game is so normal amd well adjusted.

And cool, i forgot cool

[Cecily]

I was sort of joking and trying to point out that in your attempt to mess with Soju you compared Rustle to Down Syndrome.

As a senior Rustle member, I can't argue with that comparison.

[Cecily]

Moving on!

Who needs NToV weapons?

http://i.imgur.com/eqWrfZQ.gif











We do.

[Kungfufighting]

If I was gonna RMT, don't you think I would have done It pre-Velious when I was one of the top 3-4 geared enc's on the server?

Use your brain dumbass, I know you've got one in there somewhere.

Don't need to RMT for booze money anyway. Thats what the difference between working and playing p99 all day is, I guess.

top 3-4 geared ench? rofl. BDA's ench were better geared than you

[Raev]

http://i.imgur.com/eqWrfZQ.gif

This screenshot would be so much better if you couldn't see Sakuragi's corpse under the pile.

Also Halliel you are kidding yourself if you think that Vulak train by Fingerz wasn't shady as fuck.

[Cecily]

I mean I'd take it personally if some casuals tried to attempt my pet dragon too. Imagine if they won?
It'd be like we wasted our lives gearing up for something anyone can do.

[Joyelle]

If I knew what you were talking about Raev I would likely say it was derpy, not so much shady. I'm not privy to who's trained what where since I usually have my face buried 6 inches into a wall and if it's been more than a day I don't generally waste the energy to commit such things to memory.

As much as everyone loves to tinfoil hat here I believe 99.9% of all trains that happen here are unintentional (regardless of guild affiliation), but conspiracy theorists need to be satiated, so here we are.

[Fasttimes]

If I knew what you were talking about Raev I would likely say it was derpy, not so much shady. I'm not privy to who's trained what where since I usually have my face buried 6 inches into a wall and if it's been more than a day I don't generally waste the energy to commit such things to memory.

As much as everyone loves to tinfoil hat here I believe 99.9% of all trains that happen here are unintentional (regardless of guild affiliation), but conspiracy theorists need to be satiated, so here we are.

Doesn't care, just bored

[Joyelle]

Doesn't care, just bored

I was addressed directly, and not by you. Move along.

[Fasttimes]

I was addressed directly, and not by you. Move along.

Your in my guild thread please post in yours.

[lilyanna]

Merry Christmas everyone :)

[lilyanna]

Play nice fellas and please keep your shit talking to RnF.

[mefdinkins]

I hope you guys do a guild christmas card!!!!!

I know Djones, Mudson, Nibbletitz and Vetus have experience with them in the past!

[Lobus]

I mean I'd take it personally if some casuals tried to attempt my pet dragon too. Imagine if they won?
It'd be like we wasted our lives gearing up for something anyone can do.

I love you... will you marry me?

[Skew]

Cant say i blame Awakened for their shady shit. You play the referee not the rules.

[Raev]

If I knew what you were talking about Raev I would likely say it was derpy, not so much shady. I'm not privy to who's trained what where since I usually have my face buried 6 inches into a wall and if it's been more than a day I don't generally waste the energy to commit such things to memory.

As much as everyone loves to tinfoil hat here I believe 99.9% of all trains that happen here are unintentional (regardless of guild affiliation), but conspiracy theorists need to be satiated, so here we are.

http://i.imgur.com/gcPyjUz.gif

[RedXIII]

Merry Christmas everyone :)

Love you baby. Miss you <3 Merry Chrismas for you too and your family.

[Freakish]

I killed a dragon today. Did you?

[Bellringer]

I miss you gimp.

[Krashin]

I hope you guys do a guild christmas card!!!!!

I know Djones, Mudson, Nibbletitz and Vetus have experience with them in the past!

:( Fine Evocar I see how it is!

[Skew]

Those frapses were great to watch! Eagerly waiting on Sirken's call :)

Merry X-mas to yall !

Happy Christmas to you and your baguettes.

[arsenalpow]

I hope you guys do a guild christmas card!!!!!

I know Djones, Mudson, Nibbletitz and Vetus have experience with them in the past!

Well BDA is doing one as always, Whackin is taking charge of it this year.

[mefdinkins]

:( Fine Evocar I see how it is!

too many pals to name Krashin!

Well BDA is doing one as always, Whackin is taking charge of it this year.

lookin forward to it!!

[Jarnauga]

http://i.imgur.com/i07Unux.gif

[Phantasm]

you French people love each other TOO much Jarn

[Kagey]

why is Antonio Banderas speaking french...

with his sweaty upper lip.

[Nommis]

Merry X-mas dudes

http://i.imgur.com/8zF3cMi.gif

[Snackies]

Happy New Year from <Rustle>

We kicked it off with a guild first solo kill on The Statue of Rallos Zek!

*No relevant screenshot so here's a mage epic we've gotten*

http://i.imgur.com/Wd5UQId.jpg

We're still looking for a few more folks to round out the team!

www.rustlejimmies.com (http://www.rustlejimmies.com)

[Maner]

Happy New Year from <Rustle>

We kicked it off with a guild first solo kill on The Statue of Rallos Zek!

*No relevant screenshot so here's a mage epic we've gotten*

http://i.imgur.com/Wd5UQId.jpg

We're still looking for a few more folks to round out the team!


www.rustlejimmies.com (http://www.rustlejimmies.com)

Gratz on the statue kill, thanks for the invite on AoW.... why would anything carry 3 bows?

[Fasttimes]

Gratz on the statue kill, thanks for the invite on AoW.... why would anything carry 3 bows?

doesn't matter, had sex

[Prismaticshop]

Gratz on #1 guild status ;)

[Snackies]

Once upon a time <Rustle> killed Velketor with 3 groups because our wizards ported others to sky on inc.

Will you be our porter?
www.rustlejimmies.com

[Sallan]

Dat lethal neck click. Grats!

[lilyanna]

I would like to point out it was one wizard! He just got a little excitable as he is prone to do :rolleyes:

Always looking for more to join us, all classes and races welcome. www.rustlejimmies.com (http://rustlejimmies.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=llr964cjj35cnkoj2uqijtqnb0&action=forum)

[Skew]

Thank goodness thats over.
A-A please dont get banned for at least another few months. Cream crackered.

Almost 2000 DKP spent (when theres zero tracking dkp and 1dkp per kill theres no Ben Bernanke inflation problems here)
App today and be (xtreme) Casual.

[kotton05]

Gratz on #1 guild status ;)

With gets n snacks in the reigns it was inevitable. Not Only can they be top leaders They can bring the entire server together if need be.

[Lammy]

how will you be rememberd

[Zekayy]

Hoku not in charge? I like getsome and snackies nice guys. just thought hoku was leading because he made the guild thread.

[Freakish]

Who?

[Zekayy]

Who?

Hokushin

[Freakish]

That's getsomes alt.

[Ella`Ella]

how will you be rememberd

http://i.imgur.com/DduJfgWl.jpg

[Maclore]

Tired of always being suspended?! Miss some amazing earthquakes?! Want to kill merbs?!
Join Rustle Today!

[khanable]

http://imgur.com/yWMu9iP.jpg

Don't regret uninformed decisions!

www.rustlejimmies.com

[kotton05]

Yay for the good guys

[Sephito]

http://imgur.com/yWMu9iP.jpg

Don't regret uninformed decisions!

www.rustlejimmies.com

Too good, Cucumbers.

[Pokesan]

Getsome is server hero

[kotton05]

Stayed up extra late and scored some dain head before bed. Didn't even have to cuddle.

Thanks rustle. Truly awesome to see us going from struggling to clear hot last year to being a true contender. Best choice I've ever made to follow snacks and gets! I suggest everyone else do the same.

[Prismaticshop]

voted 5*

[Krashin]

Merkk finally got some head, and everyone was there to watch!

[MilanderTruewield]

But will he log in more?!

The world may never know...

[kotton05]

But will he log in more?!

The world may never know...

Depends if you are on strike with aego or nawt

[Skew]

^ bump for the casuals.

app and win Tunare loot on your non 60 alts without having to track or FTE.

[getsome]

^ bump for the casuals.

app and win Tunare loot on your non 60 alts without having to track or FTE.

You don't even have to know how to invis past entrance racnars in VP.

[Fasttimes]

How much AC on the fist?

[Freakish]

^ bump for the casuals.

app and win Tunare loot on your non 60 alts without having to track or FTE.

Was a main. You don't have to be 60 to be a main.

[getsome]

http://i.imgur.com/yLTxqBg.jpg

[RedXIII]

http://i.imgur.com/yLTxqBg.jpg

holyfuck... vision of hell!!!! arght. haha so many Ogres!

Gratz on Kill my savage friends! \o/

What you guys get?

[Cecily]

Guess!

http://i.imgur.com/qOjByqL.png

[kotton05]

welcome to camp rustle

[Fasttimes]

#1 guild that still has a guild leader that can post on the forums.

Don't make Ill informed decisions.

#wittygif
#wecanstillpost
#passiveaggressive

[Snackies]

<Rustle> celebrates their guild first SOLO ring war!


When the following panel of ten unbiased Norriathians were asked what guild they would recommend you join, their answer was <Rustle>
http://i.imgur.com/AbK33t9.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/AbK33t9.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/AbK33t9.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/AbK33t9.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/AbK33t9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AbK33t9.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/AbK33t9.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/AbK33t9.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/AbK33t9.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/AbK33t9.jpg

[Erati]

Grats Rustle and thanks again Raev for a really great Ring war strat that we still use today!

Aren't his plans the best?

[Fasttimes]

Grats Rustle and thanks again Raev for a really great Ring war strat that we still use today!

Aren't his plans the best?

Debatable, that's for sure. All we really needed was 46 1/2 monks with whirlwind and mallets amirite?

[Nommis]

Debatable, that's for sure. All we really needed was 46 1/2 monks with whirlwind and mallets amirite?

The dream is alive.

[kotton05]

Grats Rustle and thanks again Raev for a really great Ring war strat that we still use today!

Aren't his plans the best?

Only until you get him excited on monk tanking😬

[Lammy]

or give him a bio orb

[Raev]

Only until you get him excited on monk tanking��

It's OK Merkk, someday your monk will have enough AC to tank raid mobs too. Maybe Trump will still be president.

or give him a bio orb

Actually Haynar fixed this, so Legion of Cabilis' reign of Blinding Fear is just beginning!

[Erati]

Actually Haynar fixed this, so Legion of Cabilis' reign of Blinding Fear is just beginning!

Is the blind fix live, has anyone tested this out?

Sorry for dumb bump derail. Also not sure how Merkk can tank raid mobs when I always see him wearing some kind of Gossamer robe, I think that thing has like 2 AC.

[Freakish]

Most monk skyshrine armor has 2 ac. Then you get things like AoW pants with 60 ac. Hello raid gear gap.

[getsome]

According to our kill tracker logs, Rustle has the most boss kills in 2017.

[Maclore]

Tired of always being suspended?! Miss some amazing earthquakes?! Want to kill merbs?!
Join Rustle Today!

This Again! There's Still Time To Join!

[Skew]

This Again! There's Still Time To Join!

Although Awakened members will have to wait till Feb 7th but we'd love to show you what quality leadership in Getsome and Snackies we have. Im sure even Breaken would be given EC tradesman status if he wished.

[kotton05]

Is the blind fix live, has anyone tested this out?

Sorry for dumb bump derail. Also not sure how Merkk can tank raid mobs when I always see him wearing some kind of Gossamer robe, I think that thing has like 2 AC.

I wear my purity robe to purge my sins. But once upon a time erati I was the befallen bully. While in fe<_<

[Skew]

http://i.imgur.com/BPeiztp.jpg

The 200k screenshot.

Server first Necro Willsapper.

[spanky_kc]

http://i.imgur.com/BPeiztp.jpg

The 200k screenshot.

Server first Necro Willsapper.

*CRY*

[Lammy]

It's been a fun time this past week for <rustle> and friends. We got to enjoy some encounters with pals, snag some cool drops, and even got to slow down and get a history lesson from our resident diplomat... some of us even got to hang back and do nothing.


http://i.imgur.com/5hYJtg8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uHWSFiN.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uG7rwjt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZAmSAPT.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eNVqwUl.jpg

[kotton05]

I never thought I would get the belt of dwarf slaying or let alone a primal without selling my soul and tracking till my eyes bleed!!!!

Pras rustle

Best guild on server. We compete within the rules and ain't afraid of a little friends with benefits action on the down low:)

[Skew]

VP 6/6

Server got fat.

[kotton05]

VP 6/6

Server got fat.

Excuse me for interrupting but Rustle is the best guild on the server.

Our fearless leader stays relevant this week. VP is being rotated to rustle only. Getsome takes break from phinny to tell camien he messed up all that and more.... plus pixels we don't list because we've done it all before xD

[Lammy]

You're excused merkk! Don't get caught druloking in line... join rustle today and kill mobs with our family!

http://www.rustlejimmies.com/

http://i.imgur.com/FcWWmk0.jpg

[Gimp]

kerbey best pics 2017

capi with a statue and KT tormax in the past week?

#somebodylearnedhowtoFTE

[Llodd]

Hey Rustlepals, just a quick thank you for letting me loot the rotting Soulwell staff that dropped in VP yesterday. Thanks <3

Llodders <Europa>

[kotton05]

Hey Rustlepals, just a quick thank you for letting me loot the rotting Soulwell staff that dropped in VP yesterday. Thanks <3

Llodders <Europa>

Makes me happy you scored it bro I didn't know anyone looted it. Grats sir!


Hijal we only contest during normal hours so I wouldn't consider it dunking when aftermath gets free mobs after midnight which is when rustle turns into a pumpkin again 😂😂👍🏻

[Snackies]

Guild first solo King Tormax kill was our highlight of last week!

We killed some ToV/VP named merbs on our own, did Statue/AoW with pals but...

...the NToV crawl was probably more fun!


http://i.imgur.com/GvwO9KL.jpg

www.rustlejimmies.com

[Fasttimes]

WE DID IT! we successfully raided and
killed Lord Bob. 46 of the last 85 Lord bobs.

#Prouduncle

[Skew]

+ Magi P'Tasa
Grats EC on your staff pst to Ramen if interested

[Tankdan]

whats an Earth staff go for now adays?

[Fasttimes]

whats an Earth staff go for now adays?

Who knows epics are for the weak.

[Subversive]

Why does my heart hurt when I think of you?

<3

[Lammy]

Dug up these old, classic raid photos from 1999 during a good ole fashion dungeon crawl+sevelak!

www.rustlejimmies.com



http://i.imgur.com/cipdc97.png

[Skew]

Sub 30 man Zlexak kill.
npbro

[kotton05]

We grow stronger each day. You're not making very many parses in rustle unless you 100+ dps xD

[Ella`Ella]

We grow stronger each day. You're not making very many parses in rustle unless you 100+ dps xD

You always were my favorite DPS monk.

[necro316]

merkk still got the 90s boy band spiked hair ?

[Nexii]

Neckbeards hate this guild! We have discovered a revolutionary formula where we do more with less. Raid for a month or two and get BiS loot. Visit http://rustlejimmies.com and read more

[kotton05]

You always were my favorite DPS monk.

Nothing will ever compare to the Legend of Gargamel!

And I in no way have hair spikey like cloud necro. although it looks cool, a hair style like that requires to much work and the only work I do is staring at my screen :kappa:

[Ella`Ella]

Nothing will ever compare to the Legend of Gargamel!



#1 FD Monk extraordinaire!

[Pezy]

#1 guild to not have had their recharge mule pillaged by Caiu! Congrats, friends.