Tala's Thread

[Videri]

I'm going to post my screenshots and stories and stuff here. It'll consist of anything I want to share that doesn't need its own thread.

This is Server Chat, not R&F, so let's keep it cool.

[Videri]

Tala was briefly reunited with his big brother.
http://i.imgur.com/Em6MuOg.jpg

[Videri]

Mirkuls is one of my favorite people on the server. A badass in PvP who goes hard in the paint and "hangs in the pocket" as one friend would say. He's got a fiery temperament, too. I imagine someone saying to him, "Dude, you need to level up your anger management or something, man." And Mirkuls sighs and says, "You know what...you're right." So he started working on exactly that.

http://i.imgur.com/MQ6Mu5V.jpg

[ducktv]

http://i.imgur.com/K4piaTT.jpg

i love a good tala thread.

http://i.imgur.com/OR9Avfh.png

subscribed

[Videri]

http://i.imgur.com/OR9Avfh.png

Ah yes. Thank you for that duel. That was when I realized I had to go down to 5 bags. Can't do 4, however. Maybe later.

And after falling to Darkone on Lilly, I kept Rapture up there in the top slot and just changed out my spells more frequently. Even when no one was around. Another valuable lesson. On Red, you just have to switch spells every 3 seconds and never, ever let those vital PvP spells off your bar.

[ducktv]

Ah yes. Thank you for that duel. That was when I realized I had to go down to 5 bags. Can't do 4, however. Maybe later.

And after falling to Darkone on Lilly, I kept Rapture up there in the top slot and just changed out my spells more frequently. Even when no one was around. Another valuable lesson. On Red, you just have to switch spells every 3 seconds and never, ever let those vital PvP spells off your bar.

1. 4 bags is all you need.

2. don't keep rapture in yr top slot, if you mistime yr rapture because it says u can cast it that'll be yr death. keep recant magic up there imo.

[Colgate]

www.livejournal.com

[Uuruk]

www.livejournal.com

[Jah]

Go do your thing Tala. Scrolled through my pictures, can't help ya out Tala, none of them are nice to post.

Colhate and company if you got nothing nice to say, probably best to say nothing at all.

[Osyruz]

Tala was briefly reunited with his big brother.
http://i.imgur.com/Em6MuOg.jpg

Tala's my bro, bros. :D

[Porky]

A badass in PvP

http://i.imgur.com/MQ6Mu5V.jpg
Isn't that the guy that only logs on to play his 55 cleric that he refuses to level and gets attacked by out of range characters at every raid?

[Gardur]

I thought Angir was a Slosh cleric?

Intradasting

[Tune]

http://i.imgur.com/kls5lMh.jpg

[VZ_Xanit K'ven]

Tala nicest Person on this box

[SamwiseRed]

Probably the most sober too.

[Colgate]

Go do your thing Tala. Scrolled through my pictures, can't help ya out Tala, none of them are nice to post.

Colhate and company if you got nothing nice to say, probably best to say nothing at all.

excuse me? who the fuck do you think you're talkin to around here?

fuckin CHUMP

[Doctor Jeff]

excuse me? who the fuck do you think you're talkin to around here?

fuckin CHUMP

You're a nobody, no one cared about you when you hid in ToV for year and no one cares about you now.

[Colgate]

you're talkin to a red99 celebrity and hall of famer, idiot

[Doctor Jeff]

You're a nobody, no one cared about you when you hid in ToV for year and no one cares about you now.

[Ragnaros]

You're a nobody, no one cared about you when you hid in ToV for year and no one cares about you now.

this, only thing red about colgate is his shirt
http://i.imgur.com/Tgz7zGA.jpg

[Crazycloud]

you're talkin to a red99 celebrity and hall of famer, idiot

http://i.imgur.com/axpw5Wf.jpg

[Dango]

I dont think anyone thinks that about colgate besides himself.

[quido]

I don't think anyone could deny that about Colgate except those who are extremely rustled by him.

[Videri]

Hail! Settle down, now, rowdy denizens. You're all elfsim celebrities in my book.

www.livejournal.com

Precisely! I wish I had called it A Bard's Journal or something else roleplaying-y. Just wait until I post some of my Elfquest poetry in this thread, Colgate. You'll love the immersion.

[Colgate]

brobb is definitely a fellow inductee of the red99 hall of fame

mad respect for the player who won the most intoxicated award

[Stasis01]

Egoquest where no PVP happens because they've blown themselves up in their own head to a ridiculous persona.

[Videri]

Reminder:
This is Server Chat, not R&F, so let's keep it cool.

[AzzarTheGod]

I dont think anyone thinks that about colgate besides himself.

http://i.imgur.com/KtpLB7i.jpg

which 1 sponsored your assessment today

Egoquest where no PVP happens because they've blown themselves up in their own head to a ridiculous persona.

yeap wish <Friends> attacked as many raids as colgate coulda been fun

[Stasis01]

K

[Videri]

yeap wish <Friends> attacked as many raids as colgate coulda been fun

I agree. I would gladly pay a few PvP deaths for the rush, the glory, and the challenge.

[Samsung]

I dont think anyone thinks that about colgate besides himself.

and maybe crazycloud, sickos.

[Jazzy]

fuck off back to khao san rd

[Stasis01]

I'm scared like Colgate

[Videri]

See you soon, friends. My computer got fried. I'm looking for a new one, but RL takes precedence.

I miss everyone. Say hi to the non-forum-dwellers among us, especially Zech, Annamoose, Krisi, Capown, Angrylizard, Blasphemey, Mirkuls, and Smurn and the new recruits - and Vaporize if he appears in some Teamspeak.

[Videri]

drugs

Hi friend. Drugs? I've never tried 'em. As Dali said, "I don't take drugs. I am drugs."

[garzahd`]

Wut a cuck thread

[Bazia]

pipe pitchin clique fully supports all cuckold related activities

[Videri]

Sorry I didn't mention you guys in the list of people to say hi to. It's only because I don't know who you are.

[shokar]

A tale of Two kill shots
http://i.imgur.com/vimdpjw.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/U5VW9dL.jpg

[Xaanka]

Wut a cuck thread

[daasgoot]

I thought Angir was a Slosh cleric?

Intradasting

"Angered" is slosh cleric.

[SamwiseRed]

boxed cleric

[Holey]

i miss the nizzar days. was fun.

[Bazia]

i dont fuck with the brown teeth crew

[Holey]

i dont fuck with the brown teeth crew

go back to school they were yellow*

[Videri]

Hail! I guess I should admit I am too busy IRL to replace my fried computer and start playing again, for the time being. I am progressing through RL content and I want to give it everything I have. I want to apologize to my friends for disappearing. Please pass my regards to those who wisely stay away from these forums, bless them. I hope everyone is doing great, whether you are a FQ harassment expert or a sick, sick basement-dwelling neckbeard. I haven't forgotten you guys and I hope to see you again.

PM me if you wish to get in touch. I'll be in the Bay Area, CA 8/23-9/10 and then back in Boston. HMU

[Videri]

Also, double rage post. I wrote this when you guys awarded me that Vindi BP, but Yibz ninja-looted it so I waited, and then you guys got me another one and I guess I forgot to post this.

Though it was a virtual pixel, it was a real honor to be recognized by you in that way. Ladies, gentledwarves, and dragonkin, I give you "Of Pals and Pixels."

'Tis said by some the object of the quest
is treasure to be finally possessed
and things of value only to be guessed
and mighty armor in which to be dressed.

But o'er the years I've been much more impressed
by those alongside whom we have progressed,
whose hands first clasped in Crushbone and Unrest.
To thee my words are solemnly addressed.

For you have given me a rare bequest,
a boon beyond what one could e'er request:
beloved friends with whom to face the test
and gladly share the treasures from the chest.

And so, from one who has been doubly bless'd,
whose every dream has been made manifest,
I cannot rest until I have expressed
my thanks to you, my friends…
you are the best.

[Uuruk]

Yikes

[Videri]

didn't read

Really? You're in this one!

[Videri]

This message is hidden because Uuruk is on your ignore list.

JK, you're not. See sig!

[Uuruk]

JK, you're not. See sig!

Responding to someone on ignore.

Yikes

[Videri]

Responding to someone on ignore.

JK, you're not.

Just pulling your virtual leg. Lol trolled!

[Grimjaw]

Also, double rage post. I wrote this when you guys awarded me that Vindi BP, but Yibz ninja-looted it so I waited, and then you guys got me another one and I guess I forgot to post this.

Though it was a virtual pixel, it was a real honor to be recognized by you in that way. Ladies, gentledwarves, and dragonkin, I give you "Of Pals and Pixels."

'Tis said by some the object of the quest
is treasure to be finally possessed
and things of value only to be guessed
and mighty armor in which to be dressed.

But o'er the years I've been much more impressed
by those alongside whom we have progressed,
whose hands first clasped in Crushbone and Unrest.
To thee my words are solemnly addressed.

For you have given me a rare bequest,
a boon beyond what one could e'er request:
beloved friends with whom to face the test
and gladly share the treasures from the chest.

And so, from one who has been doubly bless'd,
whose every dream has been made manifest,
I cannot rest until I have expressed
my thanks to you, my friends…
you are the best.



Yikes

[karsten]

HI TALA THE BARD

[TheDuck]

this is one of the most tala things i ever read.

[beta]

Miss tala, miss the old Fresh days

[Yuuvy The Destroyer]

Tala confirmed a good dude.

Would let him sleep on my couch if he was homeless.

[Gardur]

Posting in my pals thread.



HAIL

[JackFlash]

I'm working on gettin' you set up with something Tala. Hit me up when you get back to town.

[hokuten99]

Tala was a powerful ally, A good chap, and a powerful minstrel. I hope to fight alongside him again one day in another world.

[Slathar]

he's not salem or reebz therefore he's an enemy forever

[pgerman]

he's not salem or reebz therefore he's an enemy forever

has the server become that dark? lol

[Slathar]

has the server become that dark? lol

yea

[Slathar]

side note:


ive robbed all my friends to the point that i play alone 24/7. i have no issue with this whatsoever.


i am NOT seeking help.

[shimonuh]

Tala nicest guy on the box

[Farzo]

Tala nicest guy on the box

he reminds me of a young Rygrim; not a soul could find a flaw in his character.

[georgie]

I'll be your pen pal slathar, I'm currently in rehab

[Doctor Jeff]

HI TALA THE BARD

[fan D]

tala is toxic to the community

[yyrkoon]

Bump for epic thread

Tala for guide 2016

[Videri]

Bump for epic thread

Tala for guide 2016

Hail! Guide Tuneweaver here. Kindly abide by server rules or I will write a limerick making fun of you.

It's like my R99 yearbook. Thanks for signing it.

[TacoSmasher]

Hail! Guide Tuneweaver here. Kindly abide by server rules or I will write a limerick making fun of you.

It's like my R99 yearbook. Thanks for signing it.

you are creepy as fuck

[Videri]

https://i.imgur.com/0k0kZK0.jpg

[TacoSmasher]

terrible use of the meme nice try.

[Labanen]

signed

[SteppinnRazor]

signed

[AzzarTheGod]

???????????????????????

[Labanen]

???????????????????????
It's like my R99 yearbook. Thanks for signing it.

[heartbrand]

This tala guy fits the guide role perfectly based upon the p99 guide wonderlic test:

1) Self admittedly poor so likely to engage in RMT
2) No job
3) Strange role player
4) Non factor
5) holier-than-thou persona

I think he even has an inside track to GM status

[Llandris]

This tala guy fits the guide role perfectly based upon the p99 guide wonderlic test:

1) Self admittedly poor so likely to engage in RMT
2) No job
3) Strange role player
4) Non factor
5) holier-than-thou persona

I think he even has an inside track to GM status

Weird, I don't meet any of that criteria. Rogean messed up!

[pgerman]

heartbrand meets every requirement for being ugly as shit


1. Ugly as shit

[Labanen]

Weird, I don't meet any of that criteria. Rogean messed up!
haha

[krazyGlue]

Will vote for tala right after I vote for trump

[Outer]

This tala guy fits the guide role perfectly based upon the p99 guide wonderlic test:

1) Self admittedly poor so likely to engage in RMT
2) No job
3) Strange role player
4) Non factor
5) holier-than-thou persona

I think he even has an inside track to GM status

^^^ is prob the guy who doxd roegan technologies

[Smedy]

Weird, I don't meet any of that criteria. Rogean messed up!

let us be the judge of that

[Heebo]

Weird, I don't meet any of that criteria. Rogean messed up!

lol g1

[Pumpedup]

Weird, I don't meet any of that criteria. Rogean messed up!

you definitely act like you are better then everyone else, and you are gods gift to a witty 1 sentence petition response

[Llandris]

<3

[Outer]

wheres derupal when the server needs him the most

[AzzarTheGod]

wheres derupal when the server needs him the most

fuck that. bring back uthgaard and exile him to red make him lead GM of red with no oversight.

pop will move, just not sure what direction. at this point, probably up.

[Outer]

I like durapal until he stripped a suspended account of mine lol

[AzzarTheGod]

ITT ppl who like derupal never met uthgard

[Tassador]

This tala guy fits the guide role perfectly based upon the p99 guide wonderlic test:

1) Self admittedly poor so likely to engage in RMT
2) No job
3) Strange role player
4) Non factor
5) holier-than-thou persona

I think he even has an inside track to GM status

LOL

[Efwan]

This tala guy fits the guide role perfectly based upon the p99 guide wonderlic test:

1) Self admittedly poor so likely to engage in RMT
2) No job
3) Strange role player
4) Non factor
5) holier-than-thou persona

I think he even has an inside track to GM status

LOL

[Videri]

@Forum hecklers, you are the price I pay for the privilege of writing to my Norrathian friends. Alas. Away with thee. Adieu.

http://i.imgur.com/BduCdsv.jpg

[Videri]

*walks into tavern full of friends*
My most flourishing bow to the one and only Llandris, first green signature in this humble troubadour's journal, neato.
Gardur, Yuuvy, Krum, Flozilla! Glad to see you are all alive and kicking.
Noble Karsten, my gratitude for setting me up on that date.
Jumping Jackflash, my thanks for the letter and I shall pay thee a visit soon.
Agatha the Eternal, may thy elf honor be ever cloaked in shadow.
The notorious Jibekn, a tip of my glass to thee.
Slathar the Savage, bringer of grief galore, have mercy on the server, you ducking psycho. They stay mad tho.
Barcode the Barbaric, good to see your venom is as deadly as ever. Sail on and may you never be ill ill il.
Dear Farzo the Fearful, lovable comrade with a grossly maligned reputation, oi cunt.
Lifealert Unsullied, may thine enemies fall and find themselves unable to get up. Just like in the commercial.
Palatine Roland, or Kathy the Kute, may thy skinny arms pluck thy bowstring until you are old and gray.
And a wild Fandango appears; I'm frankly not sure what to think of you.
The Revered Ruban Poodlehumper, warmest greetings to you and the esteemed tribe of Danes.
And the mighty Thronelord, reputed to possess three thousand HP (and counting), Grixus the Lionhearted. Is he so named for his valor or for his friendship, you ask? Both.
And what thread could be held together without Krazy Glue?
Mighty Jerle, may you ever go beyond the Outer Limits of existence.
Green growing greetings to Pumped the Prodigious, may your reign be rainy, thy tomatoes juicy, and thy leaves full of THC.
Smedy the Tearbringer, pirate with a moral compass, spare no blubbering bluebies the wrath of your glowing purple swords - either of them. (Not a sexual reference; he has two SK epics, wtf, stay mad.)

*looks around for Azzar, Lord of the Dunks, but he is nowhere to be seen*

Barkeep...drinks for the whole tavern! This round's on me!

[skarlorn]

This Tala guy makes me want to be cool and normal and play red

[Videri]

Just a year and a half and you can be as normal as me!

[skarlorn]

Just a year and a half and you can be as normal as me!

I have many years invested in being cool and normal on blue. And even a shaman on red almost to level 49. I'll just rest easy knowing you are giving the sweet RP to the most degenerate corner of the net

[heartbrand]

Hillary wants to shell out more tax dollars for unemployed people to type felwithian poetry about their elven sim pixelated acquaintances

[Videri]

Hillary wants to shell out more tax dollars for unemployed people to type felwithian poetry about their elven sim pixelated acquaintances

Know whut, I chuckled IRL.

http://i.imgur.com/3gSYi0I.jpg

And five bands is not unemployed! :mad:

[AzzarTheGod]

*walks into tavern full of friends*

*looks around for Azzar, Lord of the Dunks, but he is nowhere to be seen*

Barkeep...drinks for the whole tavern! This round's on me!

Whew close one. I'm in the clear.

[skarlorn]

Hillary wants to shell out more tax dollars for unemployed people to type felwithian poetry about their elven sim pixelated acquaintances

Voting Hillary

[Videri]

I'm performing in Harlem, NYC tonight (Saturday)! Please send me a message if you want to come hear my awesome band. We have NYC bros here, right? Send me a message and we can hang out and/or I'll send you the info on the show.

[AzzarTheGod]

Ah man you're really humanizing yourself with these rl details on the forums. Gonna cramp my FQ style

I need to go back to not reading any posts

[Videri]

Ah man you're really humanizing yourself with these rl details on the forums. Gonna cramp my FQ style

I need to go back to not reading any posts

New phone who dis

[AzzarTheGod]

Last guy who asked who dis got his thread denied, u no?

ill let u live another week boi get ur affairs in order before I call up the dawgs n we run buckwild in this bitch

[yyrkoon]

azzarthegod not having something to say on a particular topic

never happened

[JackFlash]

Last guy who asked who dis got his thread denied, u no?

ill let u live another week boi get ur affairs in order before I call up the dawgs n we run buckwild in this bitch

The "dawgs" don't FQ here anymore. Why don't you go post on rererolled with the real FQ'ers.

[skarlorn]

The "dawgs" don't FQ here anymore. Why don't you go post on rererolled with the real FQ'ers.
after posting a few on rerolled I have to say p99 forum is easier on the eyes.