every time i log in pvp happens

[ducktv]

me and the 6 of us in <Friends> are the only people who keep red alive.

unlike bluebies like Spun, who don't get that taking ports from strangers is a bad idea.

http://i.imgur.com/3kXv34g.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UKh9EXp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/wIUofpK.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/u2uzQcr.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YO2C9cO.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VWSmgHz.jpg

caught this little slimeball trying to drag corpses after chain wiping to trakanon, promptly got him executed.

http://i.imgur.com/vhPSRlY.jpg

this idiot Brobb tried to tank a primal t staff monk, a paladin, and a windstriker ranger. (mere moments after I stripped his Staff of the Four out of his hands, he took a well deserved dirtnap in dark elf form, because Tala got the aon.)

http://i.imgur.com/LbIgZ7J.jpg

More to come every day I log in, so stay tuned.

[Ames1]

Screenshot storyboards were cool in 2011. Does anyone care anymore?

[ducktv]

Screenshot storyboards were cool in 2011. Does anyone care anymore?

[Thu May 12 19:57:02 2016] Ferel tells you, 'better hit the gym scrawny bitch'
[Thu May 12 19:57:27 2016] Ferel tells you, 'maybe ull kill me naked some day'
[Thu May 12 19:57:33 2016] Ferel tells you, 'little rat'

Tune cares, it seemed like when I died he was the mad one.

[Thu Apr 28 18:55:37 2016] Primeform says out of character, 'lol reebz calling other people pathetic nerds. only on the internet son'
[Thu Apr 28 19:07:35 2016] Primeform tells you, 'lol you little scrawny nerd tryin to act hard'
[Wed May 11 20:34:39 2016] Primeform says out of character, 'reebz youra 100lb nerd that cant give this game up. yikes on yer creepy comments'
[Wed May 11 20:35:28 2016] Primeform tells you, 'your just a little nerd bitch. remebre that lol'

primeform also cares, he regularly sends me emotionally fueled tells that i don't respond to.

[Tue May 03 20:19:22 2016] Brobbe shouts, 'reebz lives in his mommys basement, of coure he mad'
[Tue May 03 21:04:12 2016] Brobbe shouts, 'Reebz doing his best'
[Tue May 03 21:04:15 2016] Brobbe shouts, 'but not enough, never is'
[Tue May 03 21:04:21 2016] Brobbe shouts, 'he will forever be alone in his mommies basement'

brobby also cares, i've almost hit bitter nerd bingo. I've killed all 3 of those players in game.

[Ragnaros]

can confirm reebz weighs 122 lbs

[quido]

what do you weigh?

[Smedy]

[Thu May 12 19:57:02 2016] Ferel tells you, 'better hit the gym scrawny bitch'
[Thu May 12 19:57:27 2016] Ferel tells you, 'maybe ull kill me naked some day'
[Thu May 12 19:57:33 2016] Ferel tells you, 'little rat'

Tune cares, it seemed like when I died he was the mad one.

[Thu Apr 28 18:55:37 2016] Primeform says out of character, 'lol reebz calling other people pathetic nerds. only on the internet son'
[Thu Apr 28 19:07:35 2016] Primeform tells you, 'lol you little scrawny nerd tryin to act hard'
[Wed May 11 20:34:39 2016] Primeform says out of character, 'reebz youra 100lb nerd that cant give this game up. yikes on yer creepy comments'
[Wed May 11 20:35:28 2016] Primeform tells you, 'your just a little nerd bitch. remebre that lol'

primeform also cares, he regularly sends me emotionally fueled tells that i don't respond to.

[Tue May 03 20:19:22 2016] Brobbe shouts, 'reebz lives in his mommys basement, of coure he mad'
[Tue May 03 21:04:12 2016] Brobbe shouts, 'Reebz doing his best'
[Tue May 03 21:04:15 2016] Brobbe shouts, 'but not enough, never is'
[Tue May 03 21:04:21 2016] Brobbe shouts, 'he will forever be alone in his mommies basement'

brobby also cares, i've almost hit bitter nerd bingo. I've killed all 3 of those players in game.

last time i checked all those are RL attacks and bannable offense, should i suit up and call sirken to court sir reebz?

[Farzo]

http://i.imgur.com/3kXv34g.jpg


If someone lets you wildfire them twice in a zone like DL 1v1 they deserve to die.

spells like 15 seconds cast time.

[TheDuck]

good post, everyone is rustled. thread has potential.

carry on.

[Farzo]

If someone lets you wildfire them twice in a zone like DL 1v1 they deserve to die.

spells like 15 seconds cast time.

i stand corrected I see like 5 other casters msgs

[derpcake]

op has a lot of buffs

[Videri]

OP is a child prodigy of EQ PvP. May his fingers never falter as they push the buttons in the proper button order.

[Smedy]

the essential correct order of button clicking is a requirement when you app <friends>

[TheDuck]

the essential correct order of button clicking is a requirement when you app <friends>

not to mention 4 years of failed experience to take over top guild slot on the server for longer than 2 months that you need to app into friends aswell.

[Smedy]

we have been top slot since we started, have you checked the leaderboard? we are essentially the best pvp guild everquest has ever laid eyes on (brad mquaid and smedly confirmed)

please scoot the fuck over to blue if you measure guild success by slain dragons

[TheDuck]

smedy, everquest is a PVE progression based guild the fact that there is any PVP enabled was a fluke when EQ was made.

PVP is the spice of PVE. its about 3% of why the game is played in actuality. The very same reason u dont play anymore is because there is no PVE for you, there is no actual game for you since your euro. if it was only about pvp or even more than 3% you'd never have stopped logging in.

ur done swede, ur done.

[Smedy]

i understand your guild is based on pve and you take great pride in this but no matter how many pixels you collect you'll still press the buttons in the incorrect order resulting in a once in a lifetime botb loss where you cause 0% damage to your opponent (experts in the field said this was impossible but you proved them wrong)

[TheDuck]

i understand your guild is based on pve and you take great pride in this but no matter how many pixels you collect you'll still press the buttons in the incorrect order resulting in a once in a lifetime botb loss where you cause 0% damage to your opponent (experts in the field said this was impossible but you proved them wrong)

the duck man cometh the duckman taketh a few xanax, and the duckman giveth to sickpuppy.

[Smedy]

fair enough duckman, you win this time

[Ragnaros]

what do you weigh?

159.2 and i consider myself to be skinny
anything under 140 is disgusting

[heartbrand]

didn't realize posting kills on nakeds was a thing, might be time to dust off the 2011 folder

[Samsung]

159.2 and i consider myself to be skinny
anything under 140 is disgusting

150 here, I'm muscular, rag can you show them my pic plz??

[fiegi 8.0]

Eat all day and night including tons of candy and never get above 190

Just naturally perfect

[maerilith]

so the duck and ducktv arent the same people posting schizophrenically?

[TheDuck]

so the duck and ducktv arent the same people posting schizophrenically?

no.. it's wierd. I was here first.

[Quiet]

How do you guys hide the TL boxes? I know they are present before you engage in any pvp, but how do you hide them? Hax?

[Rallos]

who is cucktv

i dont think ive ever seen or heard of him other than seeing some screen shots of him on other peoples toons

please advise

[Doctor Jeff]

who is cucktv

i dont think ive ever seen or heard of him other than seeing some screen shots of him on other peoples toons

please advise

That's just my other account.

[Farzo]

smedy, everquest is a PVE progression based guild the fact that there is any PVP enabled was a fluke when EQ was made.

PVP is the spice of PVE. its about 3% of why the game is played in actuality. The very same reason u dont play anymore is because there is no PVE for you, there is no actual game for you since your euro. if it was only about pvp or even more than 3% you'd never have stopped logging in.

ur done swede, ur done.

Lol'd.

[ducktv]

How do you guys hide the TL boxes? I know they are present before you engage in any pvp, but how do you hide them? Hax?

sorry you have to plug 5 times a day.

[Ames1]

[Thu May 12 19:57:02 2016] Ferel tells you, 'better hit the gym scrawny bitch'
[Thu May 12 19:57:27 2016] Ferel tells you, 'maybe ull kill me naked some day'
[Thu May 12 19:57:33 2016] Ferel tells you, 'little rat'

Tune cares, it seemed like when I died he was the mad one.

[Thu Apr 28 18:55:37 2016] Primeform says out of character, 'lol reebz calling other people pathetic nerds. only on the internet son'
[Thu Apr 28 19:07:35 2016] Primeform tells you, 'lol you little scrawny nerd tryin to act hard'
[Wed May 11 20:34:39 2016] Primeform says out of character, 'reebz youra 100lb nerd that cant give this game up. yikes on yer creepy comments'
[Wed May 11 20:35:28 2016] Primeform tells you, 'your just a little nerd bitch. remebre that lol'

primeform also cares, he regularly sends me emotionally fueled tells that i don't respond to.

[Tue May 03 20:19:22 2016] Brobbe shouts, 'reebz lives in his mommys basement, of coure he mad'
[Tue May 03 21:04:12 2016] Brobbe shouts, 'Reebz doing his best'
[Tue May 03 21:04:15 2016] Brobbe shouts, 'but not enough, never is'
[Tue May 03 21:04:21 2016] Brobbe shouts, 'he will forever be alone in his mommies basement'

brobby also cares, i've almost hit bitter nerd bingo. I've killed all 3 of those players in game.

Much rather read logs like these then look at the same screenshots we all have been posting for the last 5 years. Nobody cares which nerd died on a sub 100 pop server in its 5th year with no GM support and only one raiding guild.

[Jazzy]

subscribed to thread

[Rallos]

you think he goes into his log file and copy/pastas the quote into another text file every time someone sends him a tell or an ooc directed towards him?

that's pretty damn pathetic and embarassing

hope this post helps you get your life together

[SteppinnRazor]

Better skinny than fat I say