Shot Caller?

[vouss]

http://i.imgur.com/AIKVNXl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ka4aaMx.jpg


that would be me

[syztem]

tl box

[ducktv]

my little Druid is so fucking powerful.

[Colgate]

how do you wipe to dain

[MEGANS LAW]

disgusted.

[vouss]

I'd take credit but they wiped twice before we wiped them the third time

[iruinedyourday]

I can't wait till you kill the last 15 people on the server

[TacoSmasher]

respek

[Smedy]

lol you bros are having a blast, i gotta start playing again, i just wish this shit went down on my timezone *sadface*

[hatelore]

lol, good post.

[AzzarTheGod]

respek

[Farzo]

tl box

[Farzo]

Also lol at sub 1k ac, think my druid has almost 900 ac.

U know velious dropped almost a year ago.

[Samsung]

TL box, those screenshots are embarrassing.

[syztem]

Yea he got stripped hard so no wonder only a few instant clicks up no flowers. I've got 200ac more same hp about as a rogue. But sk just need ht, tl box extra way to weasel out if fail or succeed.

Tldr; TL boxes

[Smedy]

stripped but not dead vs raid force, shame on you bergurgle, you dont game as well as you hack

respek

[syztem]

never hacked anything in my life sir, bad info. but anyway that was him jumping doin post dain wipe. killing freshly rezzed players(see tanglang kill, one lure?) don't recall if he TL boxed out as we wiped, or if he just ran into a corner and FD'd while dain cleaned up.

[vouss]

if TL box's were not in game I'd quit (they always will be, I will never quit)

[Uuruk]

Wait, how do you wipe to dain???

[Farzo]

Wait, how do you wipe to dain???

With 15 afk people out of the 40 present.

<tempest> literally inherited the afkers from <empire> and are suprised content isnt getting downed.

[Stasis01]

I was there for one wipe before I started to seriously question my life and ultimately /q, and from my perspective the only problem is having 45 people and not optimum DPS classes.

Clerics went OOM after a long ass time.

[Stasis01]

That'll be the challenge for the new zerg, even finding people willing to do that shit anymore.

[Heebo]

If only there were a way to provide an incentive to people playing optimal classes at raids...

Maybe some sort of council...

O whelp

*rewards poison tear to 54 monk alt*

[Redi]

lol you bros are having a blast, i gotta start playing again, i just wish this shit went down on my timezone *sadface*

Project 1999 PvP
Status:
Players: UP
28


http://i.imgur.com/Ekm1ufs.jpg

[snufzaimoverlord]

Every raid mob in Velious can be killed with 40 people.

[Uuruk]

Every raid mob in Velious can be killed with 40 people.

Yep, no idea how it's been a month and Vulak still stands.

Yikes

[syztem]

Tempest isn't perfect, I know empire didn't walk into velious and down vulak within the first month did they? We still need more dps, some are still sub 60s, most still can benefit from kunark upgrades. Having 2 primal rogues, and a decked out tank(xepiz) helps a lot. But for the most part, the other 30-40 people are in rags from freshly hitting 60 or nearly there. How many clerics did we use on vyemm chain, 13? plus the 20 some warmbody druids/necros patching and pumping?

Anyway, Tempest has basically one shot every single boss first try around.

[Samsung]

With 15 afk people out of the 40 present.

<tempest> literally inherited the afkers from <empire> and are suprised content isnt getting downed.

If anything Friends is doing us a favor catching the players acting like warm bodies and afking all the time. Can't wait till we boot those 10 markers so I can get more loot.

[Colgate]

Tempest isn't perfect, I know empire didn't walk into velious and down vulak within the first month did they? We still need more dps, some are still sub 60s, most still can benefit from kunark upgrades. Having 2 primal rogues, and a decked out tank(xepiz) helps a lot. But for the most part, the other 30-40 people are in rags from freshly hitting 60 or nearly there. How many clerics did we use on vyemm chain, 13? plus the 20 some warmbody druids/necros patching and pumping?

Anyway, Tempest has basically one shot every single boss first try around.

we killed vulak literally the first week of velious

[Samsung]

we killed vulak literally the first week of velious

You also had between 87-99 players the first two weeks with an entire year prior to that farming kunark uncontested.

[Colgate]

sorry you can't kill vulak

[Heebo]

Anyway, Tempest has basically one shot every single boss first try around.

lol

[Uuruk]

You also had between 87-99 players the first two weeks with an entire year prior to that farming kunark uncontested.

You also have had 9 months of farming armor and absorbing empire members to down Vulak.

Is it hard to get the numbers at 2am?

[Ragnaros]

colgate and uruuk care way too much about a game they dont even play
real emotionally broken inside idk

[Uuruk]

colgate and uruuk care way too much about a game they dont even play
real emotionally broken inside idk

We are r99 analysts. That's like saying commentators for basketball shouldn't be allowed to commentate because they don't currently play the sport. Thankfully here it's painfully obvious your guild sucks ass.

[Samsung]

We are r99 analysts. That's like saying commentators for basketball shouldn't be allowed to commentate because they don't currently play the sport. Thankfully here it's painfully obvious your guild sucks ass.

It's also painfully obvious that you're a cuck defending a guild that booted you.

[Uuruk]

It's also painfully obvious that you're a cuck defending a guild that booted you.

Yeah dude I was gone for a week and came back and still got items you haven't looted yet.

Whale life

[Samsung]

Yeah dude I was gone for a week and came back and still got items you haven't looted yet.

Whale life

Hehe truth hurts, no need to deny it.

[Ragnaros]

It's also painfully obvious that you're a cuck defending a guild that booted you.

yea real pathetic lol refreshes forums religiously all day and comments about 17 year old dragon slaying all day i bet he gets mad pussy

[Uuruk]

yea real pathetic lol refreshes forums religiously all day and comments about 17 year old dragon slaying all day i bet he gets mad pussy

I don't think there is a lot of 17 year old dragon slaying going on here.

Also Samsung has more posts than me in the last month.

/shrug

/whale life

[Spit]

I don't think there is a lot of 17 year old dragon slaying going on here.

Also Samsung has more posts than me in the last month.

/shrug

/whale life

how does it feel being disliked via elf sim and in real life ?

must suck to resort to angry elf raging in the AM's as an escape hehe

[Kawazu]

Also lol at sub 1k ac, think my druid has almost 900 ac.

U know velious dropped almost a year ago.

Didnt grey have 960 before you quit? Even paintshop blacked it out in a SS.

[fiegi 8.0]

Colgate is a master at getting under ppls skin to the point where thy post the stupidest shit. Theres no denying he won the box, you can disagre with his tactics all u want but at end of the day he was maxing his character out with the least amount of time and effort needed. Tempest spending entire nights wiping to beastagors crew, gotta be beyond frustrating.


Thx Colgate for putting me in a position where I could spend my time as efficiently as possible when plugged into norrath.

[Uuruk]

how does it feel being disliked via elf sim and in real life ?

must suck to resort to angry elf raging in the AM's as an escape hehe

Sorry you can't kill Vulak

[Crazycloud]

YIKES Empire wiped out all of TOV/Dain in first week of vely in kunark gear.

Yall need to try a new game

[Redi]

It's also painfully obvious that you're a cuck defending a guild that booted you.

😂😂😂😂

[Dango]

Darkone and Chubs consent me please, I'll help you guys recover them corpses!

[Tomm Selleck]

It's also painfully obvious that you're a cuck defending a guild that booted you.

Yikes

[Stasis01]

Can I have your empire of dirt?

[Redi]

U quoting Johnny cash?

[Stasis01]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

Putting this out there for all my winners riding deka etc

[Efwan]

But does Nizzarr have a Gharns?

[fiegi 8.0]

Do they give an award for that and is it celebrated widely between the 10 people that care? Also Colgate bitched and complained forever when Nizzar was around. The guy had to wait like 2 years for the guild to dissolve and still comes here to post shit...That's quite a bit of effort and time.

They should... and if we go by the forum tears that he seems to get out of ppl 10 might be a tad low eh chief. Contrary to popular belief it takes very little time and effort to Forumquest.

[Salaryman]

Reminder to the server,
\Empire killed the Dain while many hereos sat in the corner not helping because Empire was so strong.
AND those heroes got the strongest items.

[Colgate]

only the strongest of heroes were bestowed with dain's mighty hammer

[Samsung]

only the strongest of heroes were bestowed with dain's mighty hammer

Grats Salwor and Ragnaros on their dain hammers thx Colgate.

[Colgate]

can i get a link to your livejournal?

[Colgate]

where's the link i'm in the mood for some emotional essays

[Colgate]

nice

[ducktv]

Darkone and Chubs consent me please, I'll help you guys recover them corpses!

you're a weird dude, brobb. glad to know you can't stop thinking about me though.

[Colgate]

for real though wiping to dain is worse than wiping to vindi

i think the closest we came to wiping to dain in empire was when he warped up into the castle again and we had to camp out

then we pulled him 5 minutes later and killed him with over 70 people afk jacking off to chaturbate

[Samsung]

you're a weird dude, brobb. glad to know you can't stop thinking about me though.

more like laughing at ya

[fiegi 8.0]

Half the forum accounts are the same people so that isn't true and people like myself, don't really play anymore but respect the game of Everquest due to nostalgia factor of actually playing in 1999. Majority of the humor here funny when I was 17 and it's semi sad that some of the most annoying and generally not funny people have ruined this game. If I wanted to read half the stupid shit people post here, I probably can already find the same joke before it was regurgitated on here from reddit.

Regardless if it takes little time or effort....What is the point? Is it a life goal? Find yourself hilarious? Think your amazingly awesome? If you can answer that question with something with substance then I'd oblige but, you know that isn't the case.

It just isn't something I would ever want to claim to be. I guess that is what you get when you have people who started playing this game at 10 and didn't have any adulthood because this is all they did.

Quit getting emotional, your on the same forums for the same reason as the rest of us are, to keep up with the game without having to invest countless hours...... BUT I couldn't agree more as to why we play/played this server tho, I bet we traveled a simliar eq live time frame.

[AzzarTheGod]

With 15 afk people out of the 40 present.

<tempest> literally inherited the afkers from <empire> and are suprised content isnt getting downed.

lol I like it.

[Redi]

Phil my Crack in

Fitting name for an uber beta fuccboi

[AzzarTheGod]

good thing tempest invited that BIS dps and those BIS tanks that don't really need any gear.

good moves heard wipes are good for morale.

[Colgate]

have u ever considered that u may have asperger's syndrome

u seem to display some of the symptoms

[silo32]

Every raid mob in Velious can be killed with 40 people.

but empire could not do it without triple those numbers

even rogean called empire out and said they had 100+ for content designed for 40

[silo32]

for real though wiping to dain is worse than wiping to vindi

i think the closest we came to wiping to dain in empire was when he warped up into the castle again and we had to camp out

then we pulled him 5 minutes later and killed him with over 70 people afk jacking off to chaturbate

confirmed empire regularly had 140+ for some raids

the core realized this couldn't go on forever that's why the sleeper was awoken too many warm bodies never saw empire do anything with 40, hell I saw empire wipe with 70 on vs. 70 fucking people wiped to vs twice

90+ for vp

shits a joke empire was a joke and you don't play here anymore but post away fuk boi

post away on an elf sim you don't even play on

[fiegi 8.0]

Colgate is a master at getting under ppls skin to the point where thy post the stupidest shit. Theres no denying he won the box, you can disagre with his tactics all u want but at end of the day he was maxing his character out with the least amount of time and effort needed. Tempest spending entire nights wiping to beastagors crew, gotta be beyond frustrating.


Thx Colgate for putting me in a position where I could spend my time as efficiently as possible when plugged into norrath.

for real though wiping to dain is worse than wiping to vindi

i think the closest we came to wiping to dain in empire was when he warped up into the castle again and we had to camp out

then we pulled him 5 minutes later and killed him with over 70 people afk jacking off to chaturbate

confirmed empire regularly had 140+ for some raids

the core realized this couldn't go on forever that's why the sleeper was awoken too many warm bodies never saw empire do anything with 40, hell I saw empire wipe with 70 on vs. 70 fucking people wiped to vs twice

90+ for vp

shits a joke empire was a joke and you don't play here anymore but post away fuk boi

post away on an elf sim you don't even play on

:D

[SamwiseRed]

Phil

tbh this spelling kinda triggered me. RIP UNCLE PHIL

[Tomm Selleck]

Actually cringing at these posts... cwall very proficient in the art of rustles

[Efwan]

confirmed empire regularly had 140+ for some raids

the core realized this couldn't go on forever that's why the sleeper was awoken too many warm bodies never saw empire do anything with 40, hell I saw empire wipe with 70 on vs. 70 fucking people wiped to vs twice

90+ for vp

shits a joke empire was a joke and you don't play here anymore but post away fuk boi

post away on an elf sim you don't even play on


Lmao drugs

[Redi]

Let me guess....You've never fired an AR-15 before. How's it going beta? Come see me when you want to see what the real alpha's look like outside of a computer screen.

http://i.imgur.com/ri5TRoS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZoB928H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OMlDQEg.jpg

[fiegi 8.0]

If you feel that passionate and deeply about trolling then why do you bother loading these forums, that's all it is 90% of the time.

forums just ain't your thing I bet

[ducktv]

yeah there are some seriously dramatic rustled posters in this thread.

[Tomm Selleck]

So many walls of text he might as well be trump

[Colgate]

this guy has written more words in the past 2 hours than i have in over 7000 forum posts spanning across 6 years

[Colgate]

you're a retard if you're not spamming emotional dissertations on goblin town online message boards

ok got it thx

[MEGANS LAW]

u ever fire a m4 dude? u ever fire A FUCKING M4 DUDE?

[Colgate]

if u have never fired an RPG ur a fuckin beta male BICTH

[AzzarTheGod]

did u fire an M4

[MEGANS LAW]

http://i.imgur.com/Tyv6Vaf.gif

[Colgate]

whew look at that beauty, that must be at least 800 words

[MEGANS LAW]

Not an M4. Sorry try again.

yaw no shit, im making fun of u. ofc m4s dont have machine gun mounts for tripods lol.

i love how u live "tactically." what do you do, u wear 5.11 pants and have a concealed carry?

lol

[Colgate]

write me another novella lookin for another good snortle

[MEGANS LAW]

lotta goog snortles in this thread about how he shoots an m4 and "lives tactically."

[Colgate]

what does that even mean

[Colgate]

very alpha

[MEGANS LAW]

Exactly. I own 4 5.11 belts for competition, 3 concealed carries and 1 AR-15.




If you must know.... I shoot 3 gun, I shoot IPSC open with an M&P Performance Center 9mm with RMR, I own a few suppressors (gemtech trilogy TBS), I run drills on steel plates. I shoot over 1000 yards with my 700P in .308 on occasion. Can you hang?

lol exactly, some civilin beta cuck buys a bunch of rifles, wear 5.11 pants and now "lives tactically."

you do a little mma too? u wear some tapout shorts?

[Efwan]

u ever fire a m4 dude? u ever fire A FUCKING M4 DUDE?

M4 overrated. Love that .50 cal or mark 19

[MEGANS LAW]

M4 overrated. Love that .50 cal or mark 19

only seen mk19 used 1 time besides on a range, was glorious.

[MEGANS LAW]

http://i.imgur.com/XQJkmFN.jpg

phil cuck living "tactically"

[Efwan]

only seen mk19 used 1 time besides on a range, was glorious.

Ya pretty powerful, saw there was one in the new capt america movie

[Slathar]

i think everyone's getting trolled

[MEGANS LAW]

Hey, sorry you're upset I'm comfortable with my life. I hope you know civilians have more opportunity to shoot and run courses if you have money and own land. I actually pan out pretty good in matches and have no problem offering for you to come to my land and get smoked in any kind of shoot out with any weapon of your choice. Just because you spend money on online pixels and I spend money on guns and a legitimate hobby that won't dissolve in 5 years shouldn't make you mad. When I take advice from someone who RMTED on guns about being tactical, I'll load my .44 and shoot myself.

this has got to be a troll.

[magician]

Hey, sorry you're upset I'm comfortable with my life. I hope you know civilians have more opportunity to shoot and run courses if you have money and own land. I actually pan out pretty good in matches and have no problem offering for you to come to my land and get smoked in any kind of shoot out with any weapon of your choice. Just because you spend money on online pixels and I spend money on guns and a legitimate hobby that won't dissolve in 5 years shouldn't make you mad. When I take advice from someone who RMTED on guns about being tactical, I'll load my .44 and shoot myself.

Id beat the ever living shit outta u in any sport

shutup kid

[Efwan]

this has got to be a troll.

[MEGANS LAW]

He did call empire out for having 90+ then he got cucked by blue server doing them with 130+ and deleted his posts.

Cringe

cringe

[AzzarTheGod]

He did call empire out for having 90+ then he got cucked by blue server doing them with 130+ and deleted his posts.

Cringe

the dunks

[AzzarTheGod]

The reason I'm spamming and typing out this shit is because drugs

Oh I see. Well you and syztem should get along pull up a chair.

[Redi]

The reference to the AR15, is that I actually serve a purpose outside the internet. I consistently shoot and live a tactical lifestyle.

LOL

[snufzaimoverlord]

This thread really took off.

[Eslade]

I like this guy. Think we have another drakar or Vyrenoth in our hands.







hide the maces.

[ducktv]

this thread got dark, good thing I got my wheelchair charged up in time to make it in time for taco Tuesday, now I can properly enjoy this thread

[MEGANS LAW]

this thread got dark, good thing I got my wheelchair charged up in time to make it in time for taco Tuesday, now I can properly enjoy this thread

lol

[EatitNerd]

Lol jesus christ Phil_McRustled

[Colgate]

chortling at this average word count

[TacoSmasher]

I'm exceptionally rustled. You got me. Good one. Now what happens?

These forums are full of people who don't understand that these forums are like going to an underage high school party. The same 4 terms are used over and over. People think they are very good at something when they are just average. Trolling is constant and rampant because you don't have any sense of humor other than through the internet on something a few high school kids would chuckle out. Try explaining the concept of trolling to anyone and see what happens.

I'm more curious for the sake of why trolling is the new fad and why the server is so bad for it.It's something I just can't comprehend for an outsider looking in now. Bring anyone to these forums and they will claim most of this shit isn't funny. If it's funny to you, to each's own but I'm just trying to explain that your a minority on that on the grand scheme of the world. Most people would think ya'll are lame.

Good luck - Offer's still up, willing to show you my normal life no problem versus yours :)

This guy lol.

Your over analysis of the state of the forums and multi-paragraph posts are definitely not normal.


faggot

[Stasis01]

I think this Phil guy brings up some very good points.

I am a bit of a tactician myself

[heartbrand]

Everytime I'm close to retiring from checking these forums, a new poster like this Phil guy shows up

[Imago]

Everytime I'm close to retiring from checking these forums, a new poster like this Phil guy shows up

[TacoSmasher]

these forums are a cesspool of shit posts? fuck dude, no one would have realized it if you didnt come here and tell us.

thanks for the eye opening revelations

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Thread getting good. Rating it 4, then 5 stars when ready

[Smedy]

in between discussing automatic rifles and "tactical living" aka bed > computer in 0.1 seconds i think were all pretty cool and normal

thanks 4 novella, i thoroughly enjoyed reading them

[AzzarTheGod]

I feel like this guys posts should be in a museum some place where people can visit. Like gold framed screenshots.

"look son, that right there.... that's Phil McRustle. He posted the most words per minute in an argument on a goblin town forum with 39 players"

[Buhbuh]

if you need help, phil, treat this list as a guideline that can be used in the future. it's got common phrases that can be placed anywhere in a sentence to convey nothing, and it houses the narcissism and other fundamental tools to play/ post here effectively:

not normal
definitely cool and normal
aspergers
novel
words
chortling
essay
rustled
cringe
troll
17 year old
video game
emotional
zerg
confirmed
calling shots

there's some other general etiquette you missed too, but you've already posted more than 2x in one day, which makes you a pretty abnormal, vying-for-attention-weirdo just like everyone else here anyway.

i just want you to know that my brother is a bodybuilder irl and i'm much faster and stronger and rapey'er than him and ive got a mean hog that women love

[Smedy]

thanks for information on said hog buhbuh duly noted

do you squat 700 pounds like me as well?

[Farzo]

Didnt grey have 960 before you quit? Even paintshop blacked it out in a SS.

Over 10 pages later (yikes at thread explosion)

Naw if ur a hybrid in the velious era, infact... if you're a plate wearing class in the velious era and you have sub 1k ac at 60 = YIKES

[AzzarTheGod]

if you need help, phil, treat this list as a guideline that can be used in the future. it's got common phrases that can be placed anywhere in a sentence to convey nothing, and it houses the narcissism and other fundamental tools to play/ post here effectively:

not normal
definitely cool and normal
aspergers
novel
words
chortling
essay
rustled
cringe
troll
17 year old
video game
emotional
zerg
confirmed
calling shots


you missed the most important one, drugs.

[Spit]

Pras goog drugs on a 17 year old elf sim servers dead is Vulak down yet kek

Wtb earth staff

[HippoNipple]

It literally takes me about 2 minutes to type 5 sentences.

We have a bad ass over here.

[derpcake]

this has got to be a troll.

yea no way this lasts another 5 years right

[Eslade]

^
I lol'd, thanks

[Nirgon]

drugs essay

[derpcake]

i run a professional approval agency, pm me

you are smart enough to do this

[Ragnaros]

Wait, how do you wipe to dain???

dain is about as alive as your sex life.

[Samsung]

dain is about as alive as your sex life.

Loooooool

[Nirgon]

20 inch blades on the Impala

[Ragnaros]

Must have been pretty alive to WIPE 60 retard zerglings

YIKESSS

spoiler: dain is dead
and your sex life isnt dead i guess because it was never alive to begin with

[Ragnaros]

p.s. the shots have been called

[Ragnaros]

Yea man the joke is on me you are religiously refreshing forums on a 16 year old elf emulator that you dont play.
You got me real good man

[Colgate 2.0]

shut up uuruk he's averaging an item a day for his guild

learn some respect

[Ragnaros]

Thank you Colgate 2.0 i appreciate the respect, i am a pretty big deal around here.

[Odann]

if you need help, phil, treat this list as a guideline that can be used in the future. it's got common phrases that can be placed anywhere in a sentence to convey nothing, and it houses the narcissism and other fundamental tools to play/ post here effectively:

not normal
definitely cool and normal
aspergers
novel
words
chortling
essay
rustled
cringe
troll
17 year old
video game
emotional
zerg
confirmed
calling shots


How the fuck did "yikes" not make this list?

[Doctor Jeff]

How the fuck did "yikes" not make this list?

Yikes definitely my favourite one. This list sucks.

[Samsung]

How the fuck did "yikes" not make this list?

Seriously tho, who are you again?

[Doctor Jeff]

Seriously tho, who are you again?

Yikes.

(see, like that!)

[Odann]

Yikes.

(see, like that!)

Very goog use of "yikes".

Pras it.

[Buhbuh]

I spent hours thinking of all the words people have used on here. I'm sure you could tell I cared deeply about that post.