Dial a No Drama - We are recruiting!

[dcbone86]

Hello everybody. Tired of dealing with DaPort or DaCorpse because of their salty attitudes and the drama that goes on between them (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=235472 - 2nd post it begins SMH)? No problem! Dial a No Drama is here for you!

This is not actually a guild (yet) and at this time I'm a single point of contact service that provides Drama Free corpse runs and teleports. I don't actually have any toons or established friends that can teleport or summon corpses - I have a lvl 12 bard that can selo's you somewhere or a lvl 10 Necro on Red, but soon I'll be making some serious coin! We are recruiting!

We are in need of friendly, professional, and talented:

Wizards
Druids
Necromancers
Clerics
Bards
Paladins
Shadow Knights
Rogues
Monks
and more

Our only rule is NO DRAMA! That is, when called upon for services, any actual communication between the client and DaND service provider is frowned upon. The only exception is direct requests for donations are allowed and strongly encouraged (I don't care! No drama! Gotta make dat money)(don't worry--most people will tip very well!)

We don't work in conjunction with Drama Queens like DaPort and DaCorpse because we stand by our motto: No Drama? No Problem! DIAL A NO DRAMA IS HERE FOR YOU!

Please send tells to myself Ocyd to send your support or request a guild tag once it's created. At this time recruiting is totally open and we will accept anyone who plans on regularly porting, rezzing, tracking, assassinating, and/or corpse recovery. I hope to hear from you all soon ^.^

[Karkona]

This for real?

[Swish]

Thread designed for drama advertising no drama on a server filled with a ton of petty drama.

[Cecily]

Two sentences in and that's about all the salt and drama I could take from this thread.

[iruinedyourday]

Would be more interested in <dial a drama> don't like someone camping something you were planning on camping? Call in dial a drama and 2 guys port in and train each other but blame your target camper and lawyer him till he just logs in rage.

[Jimjam]

Save the drama, Dial a Llama.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/88/71/e3/8871e38602b94fe67a44687e0842a536.jpg (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/88/71/e3/8871e38602b94fe67a44687e0842a536.jpg)

[SowIsLifeSowIsLove]

Thread designed for drama advertising no drama on a server filled with a ton of petty drama.

[kuuky]

I'm in dial a port. What is this drama you speak of? We are a fun guild giving up raiding and all the higher end garbage to provide a service to others. Feel free to not use us if you don't want but keep your false opinions to yourself.

[dcbone86]

I'm in dial a port. What is this drama you speak of? We are a fun guild giving up raiding and all the higher end garbage to provide a service to others. Feel free to not use us if you don't want but keep your false opinions to yourself.

So many flavors and you choose salty. Too bad you didn't read the first sentence of the OP. Typical dramatic DaP.

A fine example of why you should choose Dial a No Drama!

I'll be on tonight offering Selo's on my 12 bard for a hefty fee. Pepper your wallets. I have a drum!

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/e9vh16T.gif

[iruinedyourday]

Too bad you didn't read the first sentence of the OP

"Hello everybody." ?

[Cecily]

That was my favorite part.

[dcbone86]

"Hello everybody." ?

I need some ice with that burn. Impressive internet skills.

[dcbone86]

Made a few hundred plat this past weekend, just Selo'ing people around and assisting with some CR's. Amazing how simply avoiding drama can build some business. Looking forward to more customers!

[joppykid]

Lol

[Yummy]

Would be more interested in <dial a drama> don't like someone camping something you were planning on camping? Call in dial a drama and 2 guys port in and train each other but blame your target camper and lawyer him till he just logs in rage.

Hahaha.. I'm in.:p

Special thanks to OP also. Funny stuff. I'm new and can't afford your Selo skills yet. Darn! Someday though.

[Llurendt]

Isn't there a guild recruiting section of the forums, specifically for recruiting?

[Gumbo]

After reading all these posts... What I really think we need are the following guilds:

"Dial A Pizza" and "Dial A Booze"

Think about it... Your campin out some zone with your friends and it's Friday or Saturday night. You don't have time to make anything to eat and your starvin so why not call up "Dial A Pizza!" You order it and they deliver it...

Same with "Dial A Booze." Your want to kick back with a cold one after you and your friends just wiped out a zone and you have no hard liquor or beer. Well, "Dial A Booze" will take your order and port that booze right to you.

[Trake]

Would be more interested in <dial a drama> don't like someone camping something you were planning on camping? Call in dial a drama and 2 guys port in and train each other but blame your target camper and lawyer him till he just logs in rage.

LOL

Phury
Dial A Port

[maskedmelon]

Would be more interested in <dial a drama> don't like someone camping something you were planning on camping? Call in dial a drama and 2 guys port in and train each other but blame your target camper and lawyer him till he just logs in rage.

lol

[Spyder73]

<Dial a Troll>

Someone p!sses you off? Call Dial-a-troll! I have any army of level 17 monks who I will use to FD train anyone who angers you. I will additionally have my alt army spam your victim and follow them from zone to zone ripping them in OOC for being gay. For an additional charge, RnF threads will be made with wild rumors and misinformation about the player. A specialty service of manufactured Fraps footage from EZ server simulating a P99 sleight can also be arranged

[Jimjam]

Anyone gonna make "Dial a Bandage", bandage delivery service for monks in a bind?

I've recently retired on red from what was essentially a 'Dial a Bonechip' service.

<Dial a Troll>

Someone p!sses you off? Call Dial-a-troll! I have any army of level 17 monks who I will use to FD train anyone who angers you. I will additionally have my alt army spam your victim and follow them from zone to zone ripping them in OOC for being gay. For an additional charge, RnF threads will be made with wild rumors and misinformation about the player. A specialty service of manufactured Fraps footage from EZ server simulating a P99 sleight can also be arranged

Would work better with level 30 troll shadow knights, for obvious reasons.

[Zheta]

After reading all these posts... What I really think we need are the following guilds:

"Dial A Pizza" and "Dial A Booze"

If you're in the DFW area I'll do it! xD

[dcbone86]

Made a few hundred more pp this past weekend seloing some people around. Had a couple people express interest in joining, so the guild tag is soon to come! Phew! What fun!

[Nirgon]

what is this like a 911 responder service for people who don't have friends with useful alts? after the server has been out this long? sheeyit

[dcbone86]

what is this like a 911 responder service for people who don't have friends with useful alts? after the server has been out this long? sheeyit

Some people just don't want to deal with the drama. That's why Dial a No Drama is here for you!

[maskedmelon]

How about Dial-a-Court for LQ?

[Swish]

can we appoint elf lawyers to interact with the GMs on our behalf should an issue crop up?

[NovaSeven]

Anyone suggested <Dial a Dial> yet? Want to make a Dial-themed guild? These are the guys to call!

[iruinedyourday]

Dial Dial`Dial <Clan Dial>

[Jimjam]

can we appoint elf lawyers to interact with the GMs on our behalf should an issue crop up?

If the lawyers are all elves, it could be Dial a Dal?

[Litigator]

can we appoint elf lawyers to interact with the GMs on our behalf should an issue crop up?

"Appointed" elf lawyers sound a lot like Public Defenders to me, and we all know how that usually goes. Hire a real professional.