When is a pun not just a pun?

[Drummond]

Them: Sowing at orc gate.

Me: Thats great, we need more Tailors! :)

Them [tell]: Don't be a wiseass. I was going to log on with my 59 cleric and give buffs to lowbies but now f*ck it.

Me: I apologize for that. Usually when I make dad-jokes nobody gives a darn.

Them: [silence]

Seeing as Them had already teleported to East Karana by the time they sent me a tell and my subsequent attempts to clarify my utter lack of hostility were also meant with stony? silence. I feel I should apologize to the Greater Faydark newbie community. Clearly my jokes are driving away your would be buffers.

And for that I apologize.

[myriverse]

♫Sowing the seeds of love...♫

[Cecily]

You did the right thing OP.

[Ele]

someone is salty

[Tewaz]

Gives a darn, so good.

[Sorn]

Dad jokes are always DoF-approved.

[Sage Truthbearer]

"SoW?"
"No, but I knit a little."

[Freakish]

Why can you never find what you're looking for in ak'anon?

It's gnome man's land.

[Cecily]

What was that pun you dropped on me the other night?

[Swish]

Was the guy guilded? Name and shame.

[Sodors Finest Poster]

Was the guy guilded? Name and shame.

[1 Warrior] Swish (Troll) <Bregan D'Aerth> LFG

[Whirled]

http://imgur.com/jf1hL9a
http://imgur.com/jf1hL9a

[Swish]

[1 Warrior] Swish (Troll) <Bregan D'Aerth> LFG

That's one thing you'll never see lol

[Kaight]

"SoW?"
"No, but I knit a little."

Oh god. Apologies in advance to everyone in EC for the number of times I'm going to /say this in the tunnel. Love me a good EQ pun.

[Freakish]

I tell lots of stupid puns Cecily. I don't remember.

[Cecily]

Briefs tells you, 'you find a wolf or just use a mammoth?'
You told Briefs, 'used a bronto'
Briefs tells you, 'that'll kill em pronto'
You told Briefs, 'ashamed i laughed at that'