Real Cringey Shit

[Doors]

And I'm not talking Drakar clown costume cringe, thoughts?

http://imgur.com/s5UeBJx

http://imgur.com/s5UeBJx

[Drakaris]

Pretty spot on analysis of red, although I joined back in June 2013 or 2014.

[vouss]

please... play on our server

[demundus]

I'd rather reroll red, than line up and politely trade raid targets under a special set of "race" rules. Could you imagine your elf-sim life if you had to post on a forum as to which days you were going to kill an e-dragon?

Yikes.

[demundus]

PS: Here's some ACTUAL "cringey shit". I can barely make it through the first page of these hand picked examples without wanting to kill myself IRL.

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234449

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234635

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234531

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=233927

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=233902

[Drakaris]

Hah I read what the guy said about blue in context of the red server. Pretty much the same lawyerquesting wait in line for pixels shit show. Just 1 zerg instead of multiple guilds.

[snufzaimoverlord]

Trolling aside that is without a doubt the grossest thing I have read on these forums.

What the fuck is wrong with you people.

[magician]

who posted this what a FUCKING LOSER

[Wizing]

who posted this what a FUCKING LOSER

Basement dwelling nerd that is still breast fed by his mother at the young age of 30

[stressl]

macequest?

[Telron]

When your recruit message to a pvp server is, here have all the pve you want! and well protect you from the PVP. lol.

[Jazzy]

Whoever wrote that should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves

[MEGANS LAW]

http://i.imgur.com/s5UeBJx.jpg

Weird, but a very good offer to BDA, considering the start up is probably the biggest discouragement to server hopping.

- Retti

[demundus]

And I'm not talking Drakar clown costume cringe, thoughts?

http://imgur.com/s5UeBJx

http://imgur.com/s5UeBJx

FYI I wrote this, good on him to cut my name out but I don't care. It was a fair offer. I went to blue and tried to find a good Tier 2 raiding guild candidate and send them as best an offer I could. I only identified one, and only sent this PM.

Anyone who thinks this is a bad idea is retarded. There are 1200 warm bodies on blue and roughly 80 on red. The imbalance is real, and while I was not keen on the idea of rolling red when I started, I've grown to like it. It's too bad the population is so low, and this was a legitimate attempt to boost it. Combined, we have rotting pixels and dragons that stay up longer than they should. This is no skin off anyones back and improves the game they like to play.

I have no ill words for him posting my PM, I only wish him luck while he and his guild stand in line to experience EQ raiding.

That is all.

[BeautBabeC]

so what man, good on you for trying

just my 2cp

[Tassador]

what an embarssment to red. I don't know why these blue fuckers all they care about is population. Rather have 22 people on than losers from blue.

[Videri]

Yeah, I don't know why this is supposedly cringey. I think it would be cool to have a higher population, and it would be worthwhile to help others get started then begin some competition. Nothing classic about 100-150 population.

Call it the Fandango effect - Blue players have come over to Red and found they like PvP, and in fact excelled at it. Any serious PvPer should support this in order to have more competition.

[Smedy]

problem is, most of these people you say "excelled at it" only did so because it was zero contest

put a bluebie on a server where you have to compete and they will crumble and leave with the first loss

[shimonuh]

put a bluebie on a server where you have to compete and they will crumble and leave with the first loss

That's because they would rather afk and gain pixels when the batphone goes out saying that they got the first to engage

played blue since i started here until December 2014

90% of blue pop are afk or on EC mules as most of you already know

[fiegi 8.0]

heh no words can do this justice

[Tamiyo]

Nothing wrong with getting people over here. I came from blue and I played blue servers on live. I actually love the PVP aspect and couldn't imagine going back to anything else.

The Fandango effect as Tala called it :)

[Nibblewitz]

Fix the resist code and remove the lead from the water, and maybe I'll try it.

[snufzaimoverlord]

Hey guys join us we promise to raid with 30.

err, 40.

Wait now 50.

hmm 60?

Fuck it, recruit from blue, we need a feeder guild, pretend we want "healthy" competition LOL.

[Ragnaros]

very emotional response from someone who claims to be in a hardcore biker gang
its just game, why you heff to be mad?

[Salaryman]

losers

[Qtip]

Fix the resist code and remove the lead from the water, and maybe I'll try it.

Fix resist code? What is your input on what is wrong with the current resist code?

[Slathar]

people still play this? sad

[Doors]

Just funny to see the hypocrisy here. Empire got bashed for zerging now Tempest is not only zerging but trying to bring a blue guild over here for help.

If I had to guess it would be because you guys still haven't figured out pulls/strats.

[Greenie]

I'm sure the guy meant well. and I'm sure "Protect you from PvP" only while they are leveling to 60 but once they hit 60 they would be on their own. He is trying to give them incentive to roll red and try it out is all.

[Ragnaros]

Just funny to see the hypocrisy here. Empire got bashed for zerging now Tempest is not only zerging but trying to bring a blue guild over here for help.

If I had to guess it would be because you guys still haven't figured out pulls/strats.

Laughing hard at how misinformed you are. Love you Doors but you are wrong, Tempest killed Aaroyanar first try with 45 people, and has one shotted every ntov dragon attempt thus far. First week of velious Empire was wiping to Aaroynar 3 days in a row with 100

[fiegi 8.0]

Laughing hard at how misinformed you are. Love you Doors but you are wrong, Tempest killed Aaroyanar first try with 45 people, and has one shotted every ntov dragon attempt thus far. First week of velious Empire was wiping to Aaroynar 3 days in a row with 100

I see a bit of an exaggeration here pal, not to mention first week of velious everyone's gear is a whole lot shittier then 9 months later- no tank with 15 loots or primals that your sporting from empire players. Can't really compare the two.

[Ragnaros]

I see a bit of an exaggeration here pal, not to mention first week of velious everyone's gear is a whole lot shittier then 9 months later- no tank with 15 loots or primals that your sporting from empire players. Can't really compare the two.

45 vs 100

[Ragnaros]

1 try vs 3 days ��

[demundus]

Hey guys join us we promise to raid with 30.

err, 40.

Wait now 50.

hmm 60?

Fuck it, recruit from blue, we need a feeder guild, pretend we want "healthy" competition LOL.

Just funny to see the hypocrisy here. Empire got bashed for zerging now Tempest is not only zerging but trying to bring a blue guild over here for help.

If I had to guess it would be because you guys still haven't figured out pulls/strats.

Nope. What part of my offer/post made you think I was trying to recruit to Tempest? I was trying to recruit to RED. You guys need to chill out and bolster the community instead of worrying about a specific guild. Hell, I'd even bet people would leave Tempest for another guild(s) if the population supported it.

people still play this? sad
Here's whats sad:

1.) You have over 2,000 posts on this board
2.) You supposedly "dont play this anymore" but took the time to go to the boards, read this whole thread, log in, and post about how people still play this game.
3.) You'd rather post passive aggressive cringe worthy messages to try to be cool, than help make red a better place population wise. It benefits your login/logout pvp tactics.


Let's keep the thread on topic. Keep flaming me and my efforts to make red a better place to play!

[Slathar]

Nope. What part of my offer/post made you think I was trying to recruit to Tempest? I was trying to recruit to RED. You guys need to chill out and bolster the community instead of worrying about a specific guild. Hell, I'd even bet people would leave Tempest for another guild(s) if the population supported it.


Here's whats sad:

1.) You have over 2,000 posts on this board
2.) You supposedly "dont play this anymore" but took the time to go to the boards, read this whole thread, log in, and post about how people still play this game.
3.) You'd rather post passive aggressive cringe worthy messages to try to be cool, than help make red a better place population wise. It benefits your login/logout pvp tactics.


Let's keep the thread on topic. Keep flaming me and my efforts to make red a better place to play!


and not a word was read. stay mad on your dead end server, emo nerd.

[fiegi 8.0]

Nope. What part of my offer/post made you think I was trying to recruit to Tempest? I was trying to recruit to RED. You guys need to chill out and bolster the community instead of worrying about a specific guild. Hell, I'd even bet people would leave Tempest for another guild(s) if the population supported it.


Here's whats sad:

1.) You have over 2,000 posts on this board
2.) You supposedly "dont play this anymore" but took the time to go to the boards, read this whole thread, log in, and post about how people still play this game.
3.) You'd rather post passive aggressive cringe worthy messages to try to be cool, than help make red a better place population wise. It benefits your login/logout pvp tactics.


Let's keep the thread on topic. Keep flaming me and my efforts to make red a better place to play!

You took the bait.....

And rag I cannot reason with you now the immersion lvls are too high I'm gueasing, we can laugh abou it in a yr I'm sure.

[Ragnaros]

and not a word was read. stay mad on your dead end server, emo nerd.

remember when i quit and came back and immediately killed your guild and accomplished more in 2 weeks then you did in 8 months?
hissss ahunmmm

[quido]

Ragnaros is finally a big deal, he thinks.

[Eslade]

You took the bait.....

And rag I cannot reason with you now the immersion lvls are too high I'm gueasing, we can laugh abou it in a yr I'm sure.

I think the backpack is too tight

[derpcake]

and not a word was read. stay mad on your dead end server, emo nerd.

time to let go pal, you humped the thing fiercely for years, now that your pals are running a train on her she isn't more or less of a whale then before

[Ragnaros]

Ragnaros is finally a big deal, he thinks.

nope genuinely dont care about this server, just like the forums i use it to pass time and to contribute to some amusement in my freetime. i am having fun on this server
hope this helps :D

[Slathar]

i haven't even logged in for 5 months.

[quido]

Slathar and I have been playing sports and going to McDonald's nearly every day.

[Slathar]

im posting from a McDonald's in Eugene, Oregon right now.


i am high as a kite and yes i will be playing bowling later.

[shokar]

I like to smoke marijuana cigarettes and read Classic slathar ooc.
i got a haircut today and the human woman cutting my hair tried to make small talk with me. i started sweating so profusely i slowly slipped out of the barber's chair as though i were some sort of human slug. i ran out into the street and got hit by a car.

[SteppinnRazor]

^^^ L O L

[Farzo]

Slathar and I have been playing sports and going to McDonald's nearly every day.



im posting from a McDonald's in Eugene, Oregon right now.


i am high as a kite and yes i will be playing bowling later.

well if you don't mind me sayin' if it aint hicky do and hicky two

http://i.imgur.com/2oFU0Rb.gif?1

[shokar]

if a large centaur approached you on the subway would you be willing to pay the ultimate price to not be adult circumsized?
I like this one because it leaves it up yo the reader to decide what the ultimate price is.

[Colgate]

Laughing hard at how misinformed you are. Love you Doors but you are wrong, Tempest killed Aaroyanar first try with 45 people, and has one shotted every ntov dragon attempt thus far. First week of velious Empire was wiping to Aaroynar 3 days in a row with 100

we killed every single ToV dragon first try, including vyemm

[snufzaimoverlord]

very emotional response from someone who claims to be in a hardcore biker gang
its just game, why you heff to be mad?

When you've started copying Sektor's you've lsot FQ dude.

[Ragnaros]

we killed every single ToV dragon first try, including vyemm

i guess i wouldnt count chain wiping to aaryonar for 3 days as a serious attempt etheir
cringe ( you had 100 people lol )

[Tassador]

I am just glad ragnaros finally doing what he has been wanting to do here since day 1. Farm dragons grats man!

[MEGANS LAW]

remember when i quit and came back and immediately killed your guild and accomplished more in 2 weeks then you did in 8 months?
hissss ahunmmm

Haha gottem

[Jazzy]

just seen Slathar walking along the streets of Phranakorn (khao san road) in a Chang vest, flip flops, pasty white legs and swigging from a bottle of lukewarm Chang!

[fiegi 8.0]

arent these the same ppl who wiped to vindi at 98% day 1?? Why is stuff so much easier with empire tanks and rogues with full pixels?????

[Colgate]

i guess i wouldnt count chain wiping to aaryonar for 3 days as a serious attempt etheir
cringe ( you had 100 people lol )

didn't happen but ok enjoy ur weird fantasy

[Ragnaros]

ya its not like gong was streaming you guys wiping to aaryonar at 1% and you guys wiping to flurry drakes

[shokar]

didn't happen but ok enjoy ur weird fantasy

Yes <Empire> Never wiped, and was subsequently not chain killed at their binds for the first 3 months of Velious.


:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Sirban]

Rag spewing lies as always. What's new?

[Colgate]

we didn't stream our first ToV clear, every single dragon died first attempt other than dozekar which fell under the world when we tried to kill him inside halls of testing

[SteppinnRazor]

with what 100 people?

[fiegi 8.0]

Grixus my last kill on the box

[SteppinnRazor]

Ya was linkdead

[fiegi 8.0]

Ya was linkdead

hrmm, not sure I guess so, you died literally instantly but didn't see a ld tag

[TacoSmasher]

bunch of nerds debating about raid performance from 8 months ago, thread title delivered.

server population is garbage, in terms of size and quality. Glad most of you that were bottom feeding nobodies on live got to feel some glory 15 years later.

[fiegi 8.0]

bunch of nerds debating about raid performance from 8 months ago, thread title delivered.

server population is garbage, in terms of size and quality. Glad most of you that were bottom feeding nobodies on live got to feel some glory 15 years later.

<-- original ToT RZ champions server wide

i'm the whole package

and i got a face for radio to boot

[fiegi 8.0]

<-- original ToT RZ champions all servers wide

i'm the whole package

and i got a face for radio to boot

[fiegi 8.0]

What the fuck was that? fucking phone

aint a triple rager believe me

[Eslade]

<-- original ToT RZ champions server wide

i'm the whole package

and i got a face for radio to boot

and you know how to punch a hole in the wall before getting cozy in your blanket.

[SteppinnRazor]

ya, was LD. was near ot / skyfire ZL. Hard to die on a well geared necro if you're not LD.

[Xaanka]

EVERQUEST

[Xaanka]

i don'et do a lot of wipeing either thats why my butt smells funny

[AzzarTheGod]

who posted this what a FUCKING LOSER

[Xaanka]

^ probably some blue faggot, they really love writing long winded posts that nobody will ever read

[MEGANS LAW]

Hard to die on a well geared necro if you're not LD.

unless you suck

[SteppinnRazor]

Maybe the BotB champ could come teach me how to play?

[Stasis01]

I think this can happen, maybe Tempest will be the ones to break the mold.

Step 1: Don't PVP other guilds, help them - sounds stupid but try to build up multiple guilds before even attacking others.

Before people start spamming we play for the PVP, no one here wants to PVP the other same 20 retards anymore.

Try to do co-op raids and PVE events without joining other guilds.

Don't beat your chest against the second guild, and don't obsess over the #1 guild - it will be a mutual thing that needs to happen.

Change the atmosphere of the box from retardation to some nerds having fun playing a game that want to see it be fun because lets be real none of you spent 3000 hours on this shit box because you don't like EQ.

I think this will ultimately fail because Tune is back on the throne and that is one ruthless ***** but maybe just maybe people will stop trying to grief kids like we did back in the day, and just realise most just quit or all merge together to avoid that shitty bullshit.

[Stasis01]

Also none of you are good from your PVE accomplishments, 90% of the raid presses one button and the only one who has to even time that fucking one button is a cleric or a warrior.

If this was any kind of gaming community with a high population there would be so many guilds doing this basic shit jesus.

[Ragnaros]

stasis how many more days dawg its getting real lonely in here

[Troubled]

Also none of you are good from your PVE accomplishments, 90% of the raid presses one button and the only one who has to even time that fucking one button is a cleric or a warrior.

If this was any kind of gaming community with a high population there would be so many guilds doing this basic shit jesus.

You seem slightly upset.

[Stasis01]

Just keeping it real, I know what both sides are doing - sick trolls firing back and forth in the form of being huge dickwads getting reactions out of the other side.

Tempest can change that now, you guys are too far gone ur brains are fucked gona take a long break from red99 to bring you back to reality.

Hopefully Rag goes the right path IMO.

[Xaanka]

I think this can happen, maybe Tempest will be the ones to break the mold.

Step 1: Don't PVP other guilds, help them - sounds stupid but try to build up multiple guilds before even attacking others.

Before people start spamming we play for the PVP, no one here wants to PVP the other same 20 retards anymore.

Try to do co-op raids and PVE events without joining other guilds.

Don't beat your chest against the second guild, and don't obsess over the #1 guild - it will be a mutual thing that needs to happen.

Change the atmosphere of the box from retardation to some nerds having fun playing a game that want to see it be fun because lets be real none of you spent 3000 hours on this shit box because you don't like EQ.

I think this will ultimately fail because Tune is back on the throne and that is one ruthless ***** but maybe just maybe people will stop trying to grief kids like we did back in the day, and just realise most just quit or all merge together to avoid that shitty bullshit.

good post
































































































for a moron to make

[Eslade]

Just keeping it real, I know what both sides are doing - sick trolls firing back and forth in the form of being huge dickwads getting reactions out of the other side.

Tempest can change that now, you guys are too far gone ur brains are fucked gona take a long break from red99 to bring you back to reality.

Hopefully Rag goes the right path IMO.

lol, all 18 years of Ragnaros' life have lead up to this moment when 75% of vets quit the box. You honestly think that he's gonna do anything different? I give it two months before rag stabs tempest in the back.

two months.

[Stasis01]

Rags gona lead Red99 down the golden path you didn't know? I saw it in a dream.

[Stasis01]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk2015w1atg

[Salaryman]

Reminder to the server: I have a tri-plated golden hackle hammer
you can see the item stats here: http://wiki.project1999.com/Tri-Plated_Golden_Hackle_Hammer

[Colgate]

a hammer fit for a noble knight

[Videri]

Change the atmosphere

maybe Tempest breaks the mold.

It can happen here.

[vouss]

when I log off everyone left on the server is in the same guild

[Slathar]

i haven't even logged in for 5 months.

[Doors]

Empire wiped initially because someone was feared through terrain and came back when still feared with mobs on them.

Aary was fixed awhile ago congrats on downing him with 45. Still stand by what I said about you guys being massive hypocrites.

[Greenie]

Tempest is hardly a Zerg. We have on average 35-40 people max for Velious content. We did get to 51 players ONE time for the King Tormax/Statue kill. But don't worry I'm still rofling!

[Slathar]

Tempest is hardly a Zerg. We have on average 35-40 people max for Velious content. We did get to 51 players ONE time for the King Tormax/Statue kill. But don't worry I'm still rofling!

we aren't a Zerg but we are a Zerg


i haven't even logged in for 5 months.

[Doors]

40+ equals zerg.

[magician]

Who will be left when Ragnaros finally gets pixels we have had for 9 months. Stay tuned and find out on the next episode of We Have Autism.

[Doors]

Ya everybody was talking to each other when velious came out. We never begged them to reroll on red and lead our guild.

[TacoSmasher]

You mean specifically Empire was asking Rampage for strats and they were telling? Besides that there wasn't much talking. There isn't much different from rolling 70-100 deep and asking for strats versus rolling 45 deep and asking for more players. I'd say the latter is actually better.


Thread title still delivering. All this debate over the past and present on a dead server. Who gives a shit

[Ragnaros]

Ya everybody was talking to each other when velious came out. We never begged them to reroll on red and lead our guild.

? before empire disbanded gongshow wrote a book begging people to play here
literally a book

[Doors]

You buy the hardcover on amazon?

[magician]

thanks for comment, fuck off back to blue idiot fuck

[letsjoe]

thx for strats

[Videri]

Ya everybody was talking to each other when velious came out. We never begged them to reroll on red and lead our guild.

We want a second guild to spar with.

[mourning]

EVERQUEST

[Colgate]

yea we had a real hard time figuring out the only strategy of using defensive discipline warriors, a complete heal rotation, slowing the dragons, and dodging their aoes using walls











what

[Nirgon]

the thing that got me always was the camping of bind points and not the camping of corpses/cleric logins in raid zones from wipes

Neighborhood Watch gets it, Friends didn't

[AzzarTheGod]

Cackled with glee at the insinuation that Rampage was "talking" to Empire all the time giving us strats.

this aint WoW pal.

[Wizing]

Also wanted to say that I'm not saying you were asking for every strat but you were definitely asking for strats on certain mobs. Acting like you decimated the content when you have people who weren't even old enough to know what classic was like or comprehend it, makes that viewpoint null. I just spot a bit of hypocrisy and Dunning–Kruger syndrome taking place. You guys did the exact same shit, the only difference is you had everything in place pre-velious.

Yikes

[LostCause]

http://i.imgur.com/WmSky5r.gif

[Colgate]

Do you want me to pull screenshots of Empire asking for strats? They've already been displayed a few times on these boards. I agree with you that shit is that easy, you guys still had to ask.....that takes a special person for 14-16 years worth of compiled data for strats and you're still asking.

sure post the screenshot of when i asked someone if the progenitor was slowable

it might embarrass me really badly (lol)