Things you can do instead of playing Everquest

[Salaryman]

http://i.imgur.com/xaaa9gp.jpg

[stressl]

you are so artistic. congratulations for doing something with your life. what happens when you die?

hisssssss ahummmmmm ;)

[EatitNerd]

Is this what you do when noone shows up for your shitty stand up comedy routine?

[AzzarTheGod]

Is this what you do when noone shows up for your shitty stand up comedy routine?

how can u verify the shitty of said standup comedy routine?

[SteppinnRazor]

nice i like it.

[EatitNerd]

how can u verify the shitty of said standup comedy routine?

http://johnnyreimann.com/

[AzzarTheGod]

"Are u rdy 4 sum jokes?" luv it. He was really knockin em dead in the 3rd video.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50t4fKUSKDI&nohtml5=False

This is the best quality audio with the best illustration of the Johnny Reimann experience though. To save ppl some time.

[AzzarTheGod]

The Brontasaurus bit was so shit I busted up laughing in surprise at how shit it was, so that's not bad. Its almost there, its borderline shit enough to laugh at.

his routine really depends on the crowd it doesn't seem to do as well with a quiet crowd. people just need to drink a 1/5th or so before going to a reimann show.

[Drakaris]

Good on him for trying. I tried to give it an honest crack, but didn't manage to even smirk. Would still shout the guy a drink for his effort.

No hate towards the Paladin of Prexus.

[BeautBabeC]

idk why you people think its not funny, this kids the next dane cook

[Jazzy]

I hope he becomes as world famous in rl as he is in elf sim

[AzzarTheGod]

idk why you people think its not funny, this kids the next dane cook

I think its conditionally funny. the brontosaurus bit just needs some reworking with a lil better delivery.

as for the dane book stuff, it works, when crowd is inebriated/on drugs. I gave a legit opinion with no bashing. hes out there doing it.

Sam Hyde has a huge following (albeit better bits, gimmick, and delivery not by much though) and he is not doing much different than Salaryman. For perspective I point this out.

[magician]

is this what autism looks like on a canvas

[Ragnaros]

is this what autism looks like on a canvas

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/xaaa9gp.jpg

I love what you've done with....




what is it?

[Salaryman]

is this what autism looks like on a canvas

Painted this piece after stealing your robe, I'ts called "Slam Dunk".
I was thinking of you and your crew.


Current bids starting at 500$, free shipping to Empire members, but the price will rise.

[Colgate]

bid 500

[JackFlash]

mind vomit on canvas

[bubur]

dane cook sucks ass

[bubur]

i see potential in dis skit tho. follow ur dreams

[AzzarTheGod]

dane cook sucks ass

theres something funny about tryhard comedy when your on big drinks.

if he ran into the crowd and assaulted them repeatedly like sam hyde I'd probably go see him but hes a pussy and just stands on stage

[Farzo]

http://i.imgur.com/xaaa9gp.jpg

Is it an advanced lodi timer map?

[AzzarTheGod]

Is it an advanced lodi timer map?

honestly this guys abstract art game is good enough to make money, just requires the right promotion, and moving to Brooklyn and becoming a hipster.

most can't pursue their dreams 2 full extent due to family ties. if your family is born in Cincinnati, you are fucked. good parents move to NY and LA with their kids and provide a basement in a more appropriate area.

[Videri]

Incredible artwork!! I love it.

[hatelore]

That's a pretty badass piece of abstract art. Good work dude.

[Gardur]

You said "things" I demand moar.

[stressl]

Things to do instead of playing EverQuest.. How about not neglecting your children?

[Xaanka]

Things you can do instead of playing Everquest #17:
Make some Dank Memes

http://i.imgur.com/pJQvlmY.png

[Cecily]

I showed my niece the dark crystal like two weeks ago. I was all excited to see David Bowie...

[Pikrib]

you are so artistic. congratulations for doing something with your life. what happens when you die?

hisssssss ahummmmmm ;)

His paintings value will increase 50% making that painting worth 2.50$

[fallenfrog]

http://i.imgur.com/xaaa9gp.jpg

Honestly looks like fragmented memory constructs of eq screen image...

[Ames1]

Honestly looks like fragmented memory constructs of eq screen image...

How high are you atm?

[EatitNerd]

You've done it all man. Master of IT, Champion of Weightlifting, Initiate of Stand-up Comedy....

but you still can't push the button.

Anyone else think it's funny when drakar talks to himself when everyone else ignores his first post? Rofl

[Salaryman]

You said "things" I demand moar.

http://imgur.com/a/Knc4B

[JackFlash]

drugs

[baxters]

Lets farm some IGS