How do I make a name for myself on Red?

[dcbone86]

I started last night, not many people on. I want to be the most famous of all red players. Teach me your ways.

[Goobles]

Do something incredible.

[Feanol]

Step 1: Be a belligerent. Attack all the things.

Step 2: Dedicate at least half of playtime to aimless smack talk in /ooc channel.

Step 3: Identify other prominent players and challenge them to 1v1 combat.

Step 4: Design an obnoxious forum signature and post in every new thread that appears in Rants and Flames.

Step 5: Ninja loot something from someone somewhere.

Step 6: ???

Step 7: Profit.

[Stasis01]

1) Seduce a GM

2) Break rules/be scum bags

3) Petition retaliation

4) Raid like a full time job

[Jimjam]

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[Farzo]

FQ like a fag, play an OP pvp class and link yts on forums is standard operating procedure.

[silo32]

Step 1: Be a belligerent. Attack all the things.

Step 2: Dedicate at least half of playtime to aimless smack talk in /ooc channel.

Step 3: Identify other prominent players and challenge them to 1v1 combat.

Step 4: Design an obnoxious forum signature and post in every new thread that appears in Rants and Flames.

Step 5: Ninja loot something from someone somewhere.

Step 6: ???

Step 7: Profit.

1,2,6,7

are the correct answers, ive done this

the other steps are for fay gates, and cucks I could name a few but those non factors that think there factors are ignored and everyone laughs at them behind there backs

[Swish]

Make at lease 2-3 petitions a day about something extremely minor (someone used profanity, someone else spammed their auctions too much, etc)

[SamwiseRed]

could always equip a mace and maul an old lady and her dog.

[Tewaz]

Send Bloomin Onions to the elite.

[Jazzy]

1) level up to 60 largely avoiding any and all PVP, don't even talk to anybody on this part of the journey

2) app and join the biggest zerg on the box

3) once in the zerg, become slightly more vocal BUT keep it down low whilst you get all the best gear you can get

4) once you are amazingly geared, start YT'ing scrubs in kunark rags at their bind points, or as they run sow-less through large zones

5) start mouthing off on forums and in ooc safely in the knowledge you have 70 pals to hide behind in any pvp

6) announce yourself the best red has ever seen

[Tradesonred]

could always equip a mace and maul an old lady and her dog.

Wheres the newspieces for this? Ive actually looked but since im guessing no references to p99....

[shokar]

Kill a lot of people mostly

[fiegi 8.0]

strip someone

[AzzarTheGod]

1) level up to 60 largely avoiding any and all PVP, don't even talk to anybody on this part of the journey

2) app and join the biggest zerg on the box

3) once in the zerg, become slightly more vocal BUT keep it down low whilst you get all the best gear you can get

4) once you are amazingly geared, start YT'ing scrubs in kunark rags at their bind points, or as they run sow-less through large zones

5) start mouthing off on forums and in ooc safely in the knowledge you have 70 pals to hide behind in any pvp

6) announce yourself the best red has ever seen

pretty accurate. missed a few instructions. have to avoid all PvP leveling up that includes avoiding all deaths. If a lowbie griefer comes around MM etc, log out/plug. Never get YT'd ever. Do not PvP under any circumstance as this will only lead to deaths. The leaderboard being gone, this means a lot less, but still you never know.

strip someone

doesn't make the splash it used to

[Tassador]

Wheres the newspieces for this? Ive actually looked but since im guessing no references to p99....

lol heavily invested in server bub

[EatitNerd]

strip someone

[AzzarTheGod]

Wheres the newspieces for this? Ive actually looked but since im guessing no references to p99....

The story has been dropped from local news. No paper covers trials unless its really really important and big and not weird/creepy. This was a whacko crime, it doesn't sell. You won't see any coverage until the jury returns a verdict. Even then, its not likely to be reported on.

They covered everything from arrest and then leading up to his mental health, and failure to appear for arraignment last year due to mental health. After that, it was dropped from all media.

P99 wasn't referenced, but his website with Ton Po and his book of poetry was.

[Varren]

Helps to be a good player and post with your character name in your sig

[AzzarTheGod]

Helps to be a good player and post with your character name in your sig

like oochimaru?

[Hiyodori]

In the character creation screen, there is a box that you can type your desired name in. Hope this helps. Good luck. :D

[Rick Sanchez]

Quit your job (if you even had one to begin with)
Pretend your RL life is way better than it actually is
Be a drug addict
Be a liar

That should get you started.

[JackFlash]

don't forget to reply to every red post with "who are you?"

[iruinedyourday]

Kdr means nothing, its how many rage tells you receive vs how many you give that matter

[stressl]

mmmmmm :)

[Greenie]

Step 1: Be a belligerent. Attack all the things.

Step 2: Dedicate at least half of playtime to aimless smack talk in /ooc channel.

Step 3: Identify other prominent players and challenge them to 1v1 combat.

Step 4: Design an obnoxious forum signature and post in every new thread that appears in Rants and Flames.

Step 5: Ninja loot something from someone somewhere.

Step 6: ???

Step 7: Profit.

Lol sad but true. The easiest way to get famous on this box. It's better just to be a warm body like me.

[Doctor Jeff]

be red

[AzzarTheGod]

It's better just to be a warm body like me.

u and oochimaru should link up. hes a nobody too

[cronik]

Die irl

[El Camacho]

To even crack the top 25 you will need to commit murder, suicide, stream self gratification.. and that is just a starting point.

[SamwiseRed]

spend most of your 20's logged. wear skinny jeans and a red shirt. you will go far here.

[Fame]

wait for an extended holiday to make your mark, spring break, or Christmas

[derpcake]

be red

stealing a drop transfer must be exciting to you, you keep mentioning it

grats on your life achievement pal