Porky
03-18-2016, 11:40 AM
Hello friends,
My name is Porky and I am the CEO of Porky's Inverted Gravity* LTD
Here at PIG, we believe that no man, woman, or child should have to touch the ground with their feet. The humanoids of today deserve more.
They deserve to float freely through life, carried on the wings of the great pegasus, Quillmane.
Well now we have the ability to make a change in this world, and we will do so with every ounce of strength in our collective bodies**.
For only five-thousand (5,000pp [5kpp]) platinum pieces, you can secure the loot rights to your very own Pegasus Feather Cloak
Please post in this thread or send a tell to me, Porky, in game to make an appointment.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4375307/porky-pig-thats-all-folks-o.gif
*Cloak does not actually invert gravity.
**Blackout dates apply.
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My name is Porky and I am the CEO of Porky's Inverted Gravity* LTD
Here at PIG, we believe that no man, woman, or child should have to touch the ground with their feet. The humanoids of today deserve more.
They deserve to float freely through life, carried on the wings of the great pegasus, Quillmane.
Well now we have the ability to make a change in this world, and we will do so with every ounce of strength in our collective bodies**.
For only five-thousand (5,000pp [5kpp]) platinum pieces, you can secure the loot rights to your very own Pegasus Feather Cloak
Please post in this thread or send a tell to me, Porky, in game to make an appointment.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4375307/porky-pig-thats-all-folks-o.gif
*Cloak does not actually invert gravity.
**Blackout dates apply.
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