*** PUTTING A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD *** PRIZE > 5,000 pp <

[fan D]

I am placing a 5,000pp bounty on my own head - my name is Fandango Shadowsneak

anyone not in my guild will receive a grand prize of 5,000platinum pieces if they are the next person to YT me

It is currently 1:43am est, friday, march 4th

the last time i was defeated in pvp was -
Veemoda Empire Fandango Casual Scum Temple of Veeshan March 01 2016 10:31:48 PM

cross check my refences, i've always paid on my bounties

goodluck godbless

[TheBiznessTZ]

that surename is making me cringe real hard. get it fixd

[Jazzy]

Can we get a RL pvp price too (so Drakar can play)?

[fan D]

your application for apprenticeship to the shadowsneak family has been denied

the council has not deemed you fit

[Jazzy]

Luv the name fandango

I imagine you look like Gomez Adams irl

[Beastagoog]

Logging in to coooooolllllleeeeeeect

[Xaanka]

fandango is quite a handsome young man actually

[AzzarTheGod]

miss those weinus bounties. luv u kid.

[Jazzy]

fandango is quite a handsome young man actually

You sayin Raul Julia wasnt handsome?

Fuck you bitch

c u in thurg

pras bertoxx

[AzzarTheGod]

You sayin Raul Julia wasnt handsome?

Fuck you bitch

c u in thurg

pras bertoxx

still seeing 18 yr old cute cosplay chicks callin him daddy on instagram n snapchat after seeing streetfighter for the first time. ladies love raul Julia.

[shokar]

http://i.imgur.com/MkB09vv.png

[Erati]

Fan D is the hero this server needs - his event reminds me of the short story "The Most Dangerous Game"

[Ragnaros]

Proud of Shadowsneak family
Kecleon smiling upon us from above the sky

[Uuruk]

Fan D is the hero this server needs - his event reminds me of the short story "The Most Dangerous Game"

Go away.

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Fandi and I are leading the rock nation

[magician]

girlfriend shadowsneak is a real thing

[Genedin]

Will pay you 20,000 platinum to post proof of employment.

[Spit]

Who needs employment wen u have enjoyment

[Guido]

anyone not in my guild

we all know why this was put in. I wanted the prize doe.


LOL


fandy my favorite

[vouss]

this sounds like an easy 5k

[Smurn]

Will pay you 20,000 platinum to post proof of employment.

Someone's on the right track...

[fan D]

come & get it

[SamwiseRed]

so you ruleout anyone with similiar gear advantage :/

[Sirban]

dango, u not in emp anymore?

[fan D]

i will always be in empire

was just a joke

[Outer]

LOL DEAD. pay up bitch

[Stasis01]

Trump will deport 11 million illegals juan by juan.

[Dango]

Dead

[fan D]

waitin 4 quiet 2 login

[Colgate]

he's logged off 20 hours in advance waiting for the "deepdicking at noon"

[SamwiseRed]

waitin 4 quiet 2 login

seeing you in seb yesterday brought back good feels.

[RenlyB]

Renly Casual Scum Fandango Empire Great Divide December 11 2015 1:58:03 AM

[Quiet]

http://i.imgur.com/lpUTHkK.jpg

[Ragnaros]

he's logged off 20 hours in advance waiting for the "deepdicking at noon"

This actually got a laugh out of me, you guys got misinformed by your ears that you have in the guild that you actually thought we had characters parked in KC, makes sense why 20 of you guys were sitting there 4 hours early. The deep dicking was actually for Casual Scum for another target, and they didnt show up.
Why would we camp out for VS? Next patch it spawns every 3 days.
Good Luck and god bless.

[Stasis01]

I can almost guarantee no one will be up for fighting Empire head on if they are 40+ deep.

Would they actually think that?

[Colgate]

yea dude calling your entire guild of 60s onto the superblock within an hour of you setting that message had nothing to do with it

welp gonna go prioritize faydedar instead, very high value target

[Ragnaros]

Sorry you are delusional. There was 5 Tempest at KC maybe fucking around, there was never any call that we were contesting VS. We have been a guild for approximately a week and a half, i have no issue with slowly building up and getting lesser targets. I know Firenutz was very happy to replace his book of rings with a Dragon shield. You should be happy we are growing and sticking around, + population and more people to use your hard earned pixels on.
Good luck and god bless.

[Doors]

Can't wait for the trump wall to be built to keep mexicans out.

[Jazzy]

fay or HoT. hrmm.

we went for the gainz

[SamwiseRed]

I would have called Splitpaw. I guess that's why I am not a leader. Pras Gardur.

[Gardur]

Sorry we didn't come to Faydedar. Scout timer landed on top of Fay and we chose a BiS bracer over classic shit loot.

Then we sat in HoT for 6 hours.

Oh god my guild is falling apart.

I hear Tempest game plan is to grind on CS to force a merger/siphon our players. Woulda thought you guys would have learned that declaring war on everyone 3 days after your guild forms is a bad idea.

See you in Norrath.

[Colgate]

proven bad leadership making bad leadership calls

but i thought tempest was gonna be different :(

[demundus]

Look at this rustle. Our PVE target choices seem to steam some people's pots... Whoever wrote this should retire the "Dear Abby" columnist, as clearly they need a constant outlet for which to channel their anger.

http://www.empirer99.com/uncategorized/tempest-a-storm-of-shit/

[Ragnaros]

Yeah I really don't understand the rustle, you challenged us to come contest your mobs and we came for the pvp and hopefully some loot. Not sure why Gardur and Colgate are getting so defensive, nobody is mad but you.
Tempest is recruiting more classes 46+ who want to do daily hate/halls of testing, kunark dragons, and in the future some velious content.
Good luck and god bless!
P.S.
Nobody is trying to "destroy" your guild or poach members, no active leadership of Tempest has been sending tells to your members telling them to leave their guilds, if they come here it is by choice. We also aren't waging war on anyone, we are down to work with any guild who doesn't backstab or mislead us.

[Jazzy]

SEE YOU IN HELL RAGNAROS

SEE YOU IN HELL

[Colgate]

didn't read that essay

[demundus]

didn't read that essay

http://www.empirer99.com/uncategorized/tempest-a-storm-of-shit/

But wrote one of your own? All about us? Talk about 15 minutes of fame bb :)

I can only guess how big the puddle of rage-sweat on your desk is, while you were hunched over in what I can only assume is your natural EQ pose, writing this "Empire News Update"

[AzzarTheGod]

proven bad leadership making bad leadership calls

but i thought tempest was gonna be different :(

*rubs Crystal Skull*...*scribbles notes into Book of Emperor 3:16

I have forseen some <Red Dawn> style helping hands for <CS> as Nihilum provided the small duke HB in the <Azrael> war.

Except this time, the bad guys die once and for all and CS thrives and survives.

So it was prophesized...goog....goog...

[Ragnaros]

Wouldn't be the first time Gardur and crew have worked with Empire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GspqxpO28-w
Regardless, I don't care if you portray Tempest as the good or bad guys.. We are simply a guild recruiting noobs trying to progress and increase the server population, if you have a problem with that then hate on.