Who said it?

[Redi]

I have a serious relationship, friends who want to go out all the time, am learning PHP/Javascript and participating in code review in addition to my own job. Have to go to sleep early 4/5 weekdays to be at the gym at 630am. Mountain biking on the weekends , hiking, and the weather is only getting better.

[krazyGlue]

Obsessed much ? Now I know why your wife left you for new dick

[Redi]

Dude it's no contest. I'm 6'1 and an athletic tank IRL. It would be like beating up a sissy - I would probably feel sorry for him and offer my condolences for him being a puny wimp IRL.

[Redi]

Please don't tempt me to play here again... My work gave me $100 gift voucher for being awesome and I've been hitting the gym and sexing the wife daily...

[Jazzy]

lol'd

[Samsung]

First one Lite. Second one Drakar

[Redi]

After living between Sydney and Melbourne for the next year, I scored an awesome government job and moved to Melbourne for a year and a half. I lived in Collingwood for the first month in a home-office with a guy that worshipped me from being a raid leader in WoW, then moved to King Street. This was a street filled with frequent brawls and violence. I got a motorbike which I parked there and it actually got trashed 2 times in 4 months, which I repaired each time after learning some basic maintenance (it was a naked, suzuki GS500, pretty bulletproof and easy to fix).

I was getting girls left right and centre and was even being chased from girls I knew in Sydney. So no, I'm not some dude that married the first chick he's fucked and am blind to reality. I know all about the shit that goes on in the real world, I've spent quite a few years in it.

[Samsung]

lol'd

[maerilith]

I'm really proud of you op. coming from someone who use to get up at 4:30am run 4 miles do calisthenics, then work (or train) all day then get home unpack and clean then stay up till 2:30 am or not sleep then do it all over.

now good days I can get to the hospital and walk a few miles I'm proud. but sad I miss being healthy and alive.

so I know how hard it is to get to and stay were your at.

thx for your share

[krazyGlue]

Starting to like this thread

[Xaanka]

After living between Sydney and Melbourne for the next year, I scored an awesome government job and moved to Melbourne for a year and a half. I lived in Collingwood for the first month in a home-office with a guy that worshipped me from being a raid leader in WoW, then moved to King Street. This was a street filled with frequent brawls and violence. I got a motorbike which I parked there and it actually got trashed 2 times in 4 months, which I repaired each time after learning some basic maintenance (it was a naked, suzuki GS500, pretty bulletproof and easy to fix).

I was getting girls left right and centre and was even being chased from girls I knew in Sydney. So no, I'm not some dude that married the first chick he's fucked and am blind to reality. I know all about the shit that goes on in the real world, I've spent quite a few years in it.

go on....

[Fame]

Thread has HUGE potential

prasd and upvoted

[Beastagoog]

Lol. I thought about making this exact thread when I read it too. Yikes.

[Beastagoog]

Cant wait till Lite "co-leads" tempest in to oblivion. Can thid happen? Please blueflower and strut make it happen.

[Doors]

Lol love this thread.

[Smedy]

with a lot of digging @ the forums this thread could become pretty epic

[Redi]

I've been in 1 fight as an adult ... was in 20 or 30 from 6th grade - 12th. A fight as an adult can destroy your life.. Because i work on schools the they do background check on EVERY job and a domestic violence charge will keep me from working on that job. So now I keep my gun on me . if something escalates I'll aim , warn , shoot. it's worked so far

[quido]

I suspect that none of you have ever played sports.

[Redi]

I've mainly sparred but have survived a 3v1 gank with only a cut lip with all 3 of them running like pussies. Wouldn't have gotten hit but I thought my fucking autistic ex had my side when a dude came at me shit talking. She watched as his mate snuck around for a cheap shot thinking I would miraculously dodge it. Fucking autists.

My wife would have yelled as soon as he went for a swing and prolly even laid into him and I would have fucking hospitalised both those cunts and their pussy friend who hid at the back waiting to jump in for a boot bash.

Anyways don't date autistic bitches. Emotionally unstable and unreliable as fuck.

[Uuruk]

I've mainly sparred but have survived a 3v1 gank with only a cut lip with all 3 of them running like pussies. Wouldn't have gotten hit but I thought my fucking autistic ex had my side when a dude came at me shit talking. She watched as his mate snuck around for a cheap shot thinking I would miraculously dodge it. Fucking autists.

My wife would have yelled as soon as he went for a swing and prolly even laid into him and I would have fucking hospitalised both those cunts and their pussy friend who hid at the back waiting to jump in for a boot bash.

Anyways don't date autistic bitches. Emotionally unstable and unreliable as fuck.

You sound like Drakar.

Unless that's the point of the post.


God damnit it is Drakar

[Kerwin]

lol

[Jazzy]

we need more variation though

still upvoting thread due to potential

[Samsung]

Redi actually came up with a great thread idea without sounding bitter and pathetic A+ job

[derpcake]

A+ thread

continue

[Drakaris]

It's a mix between a few people. Some from life, not sure who the education check guy is though. You can't carry guns on you in Australia unless you are police or work in security.

[Drakaris]

Life = lite

[Beastagoog]

I've been in 1 fight as an adult ... was in 20 or 30 from 6th grade - 12th. A fight as an adult can destroy your life.. Because i work on schools the they do background check on EVERY job and a domestic violence charge will keep me from working on that job. So now I keep my gun on me . if something escalates I'll aim , warn , shoot. it's worked so far

Lol who was this??

[Genedin]

"my statement still stands, would never join holo.

yes I talked with colgate,when I was having problems with azrael (who I thought was a better person than what he turned out to be) dont blame him tho, he looks like a 12 year old monk in rl.

in the beginning of the server, it was fun slaughtering these cats under FF tag, just like it's been fun slaughtering these cats today

colgate I hope you don't take your new nihilum pals, and turn it into nihilum 2.0, only time will tell tho

godspeed."

[Genedin]

Double Post. Same Guy. Can you guess it?

"well its an expression, when you say someone turned 360 on you

means they turned against you

don't really understand or just trying to play with words?

quite the lawyer..... loll"

[Samsung]

"my statement still stands, would never join holo.

yes I talked with colgate,when I was having problems with azrael (who I thought was a better person than what he turned out to be) dont blame him tho, he looks like a 12 year old monk in rl.

in the beginning of the server, it was fun slaughtering these cats under FF tag, just like it's been fun slaughtering these cats today

colgate I hope you don't take your new nihilum pals, and turn it into nihilum 2.0, only time will tell tho

godspeed."

Andis

[Genedin]

Well done young weasel.

Let's try this one.

"Retti can fuck off back to lower guk for all I care. Would save me the stress of listening to him whine constantly."

[Samsung]

Well done young weasel.

Let's try this one.

"Retti can fuck off back to lower guk for all I care. Would save me the stress of listening to him whine constantly."

Burt

[Xaanka]

So today 10/17/15 Ragnaros finally followed through on his challenge and met up with me to have our duel to the death. We agreed on using self buffs only, I even shared my SoW sword with him. We also agreed on no pelling, and fighting to the death.

Now I found this out after the duel, a bystander druid who was obviously short on platinum disrespected our duel and agreed to give Ragnaros outside buffs for a small price

http://i.imgur.com/qLjc1Wr.jpg

Now I am not mad at the young druid, perhaps his port business hasn't been doing well lately. I am just disappointed in Ragnaros that he felt he needed to cheat to win.


The fight was fairly even until we were both about 20%, and then everything fell apart. Instead of fighting to the death in the designated spot, Ragnaros decided it was too risky and came up with a brilliant strategy, he decided he would run throughout the OT outpost hoping I would hit an npc with my bow via collision damage and cause myself to die to mobs, probably hoping he could last hit me with mobs on myself. A fair plan indeed, unfortunately for Ragnaros I am the best player on the server.

http://i.imgur.com/KCk23rH.jpg

You can see in the below screenshot how Ragnaros tried to suicide to mobs, wouldn't even take the YT. I am just too quick on the draw and stole the satisfaction my ally General V'Deers would have received from finishing off Ragnaros himself

http://i.imgur.com/RKdwKcm.jpg

My bow game is iiiiiiiiiiiiight

http://i.imgur.com/5bfPvMz.jpg

To quote a famous philosopher known as Titanuk aka tity "FandAONgo has everything Norrath has to offer". This includes the greatest bow attainable and the best bow & arrow game to accompany it. I make my own arrows and I design them to hurt

http://i.imgur.com/KCk23rH.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fGNYTsz.jpg


Now all the excitement is over and Ragnaros has to log on his alts to corpse run, look for a port back, secure a rez for himself, possibly drag his puny little corpse to a safe spot.

...but Norrath is not a safe place

http://i.imgur.com/W9oNeA2.jpg

All HAIL The QUEEN

[Samsung]

Fandango

[Redi]

What's it like to be so stupid and gullible

[Samsung]

-Lite is the best for sure
-Chuck is maybe just as good, or better 1v1, but Lite takes more chances and gets more done

just want to clarify that Lite is on his own level at the top, imo

Fandango

[billyinorganic]

" this exp is redunculous "

[Samsung]

" this exp is redunculous "

Salwor

[Big_Japan]

I'm really proud of you op. coming from someone who use to get up at 4:30am run 4 miles do calisthenics, then work (or train) all day then get home unpack and clean then stay up till 2:30 am or not sleep then do it all over.

now good days I can get to the hospital and walk a few miles I'm proud. but sad I miss being healthy and alive.

so I know how hard it is to get to and stay were your at.

thx for your share

did u do all that on ur own or were the jews paying someone to get you out of your barracks cot

[maerilith]

did u do all that on ur own or were the jews paying someone to get you out of your barracks cot

wow I forgot about this thread and here you are coming out of the blue getting mad cause I did something masculine and awesome??? IDK

but you are OFFFFFFFLLLYYYY anti-semtic for a buddhist person who believes in themselves so much they are the perfect godbeing.

[Samsung]

Blue players stop shitting up our threads

[maerilith]

Blue players stop shitting up our threads

i'm a redplayer so this must be refering 2 bigj

tryred

also sorry reddi i'm retarded :D

[Big_Japan]

already beat red. griefed literally everyone off the server until it hit 20 pop (all out of range antis). If u can honestly state that u were there, I can 100% guarantee you were refusing to PK so you could grind fiat pixels hard and fast.

[maerilith]

already beat red. griefed literally everyone off the server until it hit 20 pop (all out of range antis). If u can honestly state that u were there, I can 100% guarantee you were refusing to PK so you could grind fiat pixels hard and fast.

I was on red when it was low pop b4 kunark release, but i never nuthugged any guilds or pixel farmers haha

[maerilith]

I was on red when it was low pop b4 kunark release, but i never nuthugged any guilds or pixel farmers haha

never had an epic, or haste belt, or anything outside of someone once loaned me a rubi and someone once loaned me a DW bp

which I did return to their peeps when i got bored/done

[Xaanka]

heres a good one

http://i.imgur.com/ye6busf.png

[maerilith]

heres a good one

http://i.imgur.com/ye6busf.png

Oh... I remember this pic. is this the one of you you told me to go hunting for?

you are like 15.... way 2 young for me xaanka sorry babe, but you will make a girl happy one day

def a cutie pie :D

[Sektor]

already beat red. griefed literally everyone off the server until it hit 20 pop (all out of range antis). If u can honestly state that u were there, I can 100% guarantee you were refusing to PK so you could grind fiat pixels hard and fast.

***** please, I encourage players to attack me while I'm low and xping, most players hate that

[Uuruk]

Those are good

[Tradesonred]

"More lucky than exploit" after getting caught fighting a dragon pulled in a wall

Every vet will know this, but for new people, putting the quote there for lols

[lethdar]

"More lucky than exploit" after getting caught fighting a dragon pulled in a wall

Every vet will know this, but for new people, putting the quote there for lols

did kek

[Xaanka]

Oh... I remember this pic. is this the one of you you told me to go hunting for?

you are like 15.... way 2 young for me xaanka sorry babe, but you will make a girl happy one day

def a cutie pie :D

naw thats not me

[Ragnaros]

xaanka is still in high school

[Xaanka]

xaanka is still in high school

yeah ok Gwyneth

[Ragnaros]

sorry bro let me know if you need homework help i write a mean essay

[Big_Japan]

***** please, I encourage players to attack me while I'm low and xping, most players hate that

doesn't count if you had to bluebie your way to 60 and nutswing for pixels before you were willing to "pvp". or maybe you a true ***** but just didn't play at release. sorry but either way you missed the boat on winning red, already done (by me [last man standing]).

pen15 squad reigns eternal

[Big_Japan]

they literally had to change the rules and crank group xp up dramatically after the number i did on the newbie zones. Enforced grouping so these real live killas can't get at ya unless they are blue enough to organize & form a nutswing crew.

whatever pathetic achievements you have made on this nerfed and casualized server since then are completely meaningless by comparison. I left a permanent mark on the server. I turned the server into the bitchmode faggot shit you retards play now, frontin like you hard. What did a nerd like sektor ever do other than enthusiastically nutswing, and get publicly humiliated by his mulatto squeeze.

Look at just how fucked the ruleset had to become to develop a "healthy" pop of pixelfarmers to contribute to the RMT racket. Red's dead baby and I killed it.

Go ahead bluebies, give me even one decent reason why what I have said is invalid. Where were you release month little bitch? You weren't there or you were an out of range poopsock bloob. And you can't talk your way around those simple facts.

[maerilith]

Honestly Xaanka I'm down for a look, but I am not going to search through 250 pages of old lolz threads and hope i figure out which one is yours.... :( not to mention... a quick "search" didn't really get me any good results and search history for individual without terms only go back 20 pages.

You've been doing a lot of work on. So that memory is all I have to go on when thinking of you.

[Big_Japan]

server is a maggot infested corpse. ur the maggots, i'm the lion that slew the beast to begin with.

[maerilith]

server is a maggot infested corpse. ur the maggots, i'm the lion that slew the beast to begin with.

Ohhhhhhhhhh boy what happened...

[Uuruk]

maerilith first post today was at 4 am my time. It's now 5pm and this ugly fucking tranny is still posting.

[Pokesan]

maerilith first post today was at 4 am my time. It's now 5pm and this ugly fucking tranny is still posting.

are you mad on the internet?

go do literally anything else! anything!

[maerilith]

maerilith first post today was at 4 am my time. It's now 5pm and this ugly fucking tranny is still posting.

Between all that time, i woke up, made coffeee took a rose scented poupe, made two dinners (yeah cooking for that next day ahead of time) cleaned up after 2 meals, did laundry, vacumed and dusted down 2 rooms, walked 3.7km and made 216plat, and 1 level in everquest.

Feelz pretty fucking goog man... oh yeah looked at some jobs online and been watching star trek voyager all day

Just getting a lil forumquest in from time to time, u know, when i'm meditating, or waiting on that coffee to brew, or just giving myself a minute on the toilet so I can literally shit post

[maerilith]

Oh... and don't forget I rustled (at least for sure) 5 nerds today, several times, and made some friendly overtures to 2, and probably rustled many more

This thread is a monument to my rustling abilities

Oh thx poke for and Xaanka for the halp :D

[Ames1]

no 1 cares u freak

[Pokesan]

no 1 cares u freak

freak? which one of you is all pissed off about a message board?

retard

[maerilith]

I know have you seen pix of aims, cutie pie, and handsom are not words that pop into my head... now could I look paste that pastey white anorexic drug deformed vampiric complexion... yeah...

Not calling you a freak, but you don't have a ton of room to talk, especially after I told you how much better you recently looked last year... when you updated us. Keep up the good work freak.

[Big_Japan]

lets get back on topic i'm the pvp champ and yall are straight up bitches. how mad are you about that?

[Ragnaros]

They call you Big Japan for a reason

[Ames1]

I know have you seen pix of aims, cutie pie, and handsom are not words that pop into my head... now could I look paste that pastey white anorexic drug deformed vampiric complexion... yeah...

Not calling you a freak, but you don't have a ton of room to talk, especially after I told you how much better you recently looked last year... when you updated us. Keep up the good work freak.

u sicken me

[Xaanka]

Honestly Xaanka I'm down for a look, but I am not going to search through 250 pages of old lolz threads and hope i figure out which one is yours.... :( not to mention... a quick "search" didn't really get me any good results and search history for individual without terms only go back 20 pages.

You've been doing a lot of work on. So that memory is all I have to go on when thinking of you.

i remember it was one of those My ___ Your ___ threads about christmas or winter or something..

sorry bro let me know if you need homework help i write a mean essay

ill let u know if i need to get any accounts banned Giselle