Grats King Andis on First ToV Gains$

[Guido]

I wanna thank all that made this possible - Pras Empire

pvp weapon - http://wiki.project1999.com/Dragonspine_Rapier

pve weapon - http://wiki.project1999.com/Claw_of_Lightning

range - http://wiki.project1999.com/Bow_of_the_Destroyer


sidenote: slathar be ready for massive amounts of links in game - man payback's a bitch.

love my new pals. feels good to be apart of an actual guild.

apply today@ http://www.empirer99.com/

[Smedy]

hmmm friends 2 guido 0

http://www.r99pvp.net/showplayer.php?p=Guido

app would be denied sir

[SamwiseRed]

90% of Andis' posts have p99 wiki links.

[Guido]

hmmm friends 2 guido 0

http://www.r99pvp.net/showplayer.php?p=Guido

app would be denied sir

1v10 man real tough kill smeds

good thing friends not a real guild

ya dig?

[vouss]

does this mean you will finally use ranged attacks or is the bow just there for stats

[Guido]

does this mean you will finally use ranged attacks or is the bow just there for stats

this means time to bow the shit outta people

10/17 so sexxy

[vouss]

nice 4 years late

[Guido]

nice 4 years late

wouldn't say late - never bothered- never had good range till now

inc arrows in yo ass tho

[Guido]

90% of Andis' posts have p99 wiki links.

good observation. tell me more.

[vouss]

you never needed a good bow, here's a good application of what you might of considered a "bad" ranged slot

Limelight Friends Guido Old Sebilis January 25 2016 12:54:02 AM

[Guido]

was a good hide break deep in seb - mobs trains ate the glory tho so

greay hair don't care

ya dig?

[vouss]

yeah it was a good shot from a bow you could of been using for the last 4 years but never have. fighting your rogue in seb was like fighting a cripple.

also how exactly did the mobs eat the glory? The glory is right here

Limelight Friends Guido Old Sebilis January 25 2016 12:54:02 AM

[Gardur]

I enjoy killing people with my bow of the underfoot.

Still using shit arrows tho, should probly work on fletching

[Guido]

I enjoy killing people with my bow of the underfoot.

Still using shit arrows tho, should probly work on fletching

I never spent enough time in the hole-esp waiting on that bow

what arrows do you use?

or what arrows should I get

[Colgate]

might of

should of

[Redi]

Grats well deserved

[Mus3t11]

Hey, look...pve!

[Guido]

might of

should of

was too busy farming my kingdom of sebilis

ya dig :)

[Samsung]

Grats well deserved

[Guido]

might sound weird but I get fulfillment out of buffing 90 people on BRYLIANT BUFFMASTER

should I take my own advice and seek help?

[SamwiseRed]

might sound weird but I get fulfillment out of buffing 90 people on BRYLIANT BUFFMASTER

lmao

[vouss]

man payback's a bitch

[Guido]

you seem a little mad lite? everything ok? hope you killin it in rl



gonna bring me so much happiness when I log in and spam slathar and friends

omgggg

[vouss]

I'm starting to think Andis lost brain function when he lost his hair

[Guido]

I'm starting to think Andis lost brain function when he lost his hair

studies show, brain malfunction is caused by tight hair ties holding greasy hair together

a symptom you suffer from.

[vouss]

I don't wear a hair tie or shower because im 30+ years old and live at my mom's place. She makes some bomb spaghetti

[Guido]

I don't wear a hair tie or shower because im 30+ years old and live at my mom's place. She makes some bomb spaghetti

mom's cookin is the best cookin

and sidenote: your statement makes no sense

so confirmed hair tie syndrome. appreciate that.

[vouss]

mom's cookin is the best cookin

you would know

[Guido]

you would know

pretty sure that is a pretty well known fact. all moms cookin is the best cookin

second case of hair tie syndrome. lmao

[SamwiseRed]

Andis replaces the void in his sex life with rotting raid drops. Not a bad trade imo.

[Redi]

It's funny when u see how mad Andis is making them.considering "friends" spend 3x more time online peveing than any other guild, they just happen to be doing it in old expansions

[Fame]

Hey grats Andis

That being said, calling yourself king when nobody else does is fucking pathetic

godbless

[Guido]

Andis replaces the void in his sex life with rotting raid drops. Not a bad trade imo.

judging by your gross Asian wife, andis has confirmed slayed more hotter women than you.

keep em comin.

[SamwiseRed]

Any poster not on my elf team is mad. - forumquest logic

[Guido]

It's funny when u see how mad Andis is making them.considering "friends" spend 3x more time online peveing than any other guild, they just happen to be doing it in old expansions

KEKing hard right now

[SamwiseRed]

judging by your gross Asian wife, andis has confirmed slayed more hotter women than you.

keep em comin.

uh I ain't got yellow fever. Been there done that. Mexican is where it's at. Any non-virgin will agree.

[Guido]

uh I ain't got yellow fever. Been there done that. Mexican is where it's at. Any non-virgin will agree.

Spanish girls are nice. esp with a nice booty.

lite wouldn't know tho, he dates Indians

hahahah

(I forgot if shes hot tho) to his defense

[vouss]

well duh that's why still I live with her at the age of 32

[Guido]

well duh that's why still I live with her at the age of 32

you are 32? that old?

naw I don't believe that

well maybe - judging based on length of greasy hair calculations may show around age 32

[Redi]

If u listen to death metal and play Kirby and Pokémon while riding public transportation to your factory job

I feel sorry for your mother

[Guido]

If u listen to death metal and play Kirby and Pokémon while riding public transportation to your factory job

I feel sorry for your mother

another A+ post from reti

keep em comin.

[Beastagoog]

If u listen to death metal and play Kirby and Pokémon while riding public transportation to your factory job

I feel sorry for your mother

Lol makes sense

[Guido]

Kirby and pokemon beastagor?

foreal?

how old are you dude.

holy shit seek help.

[Bionic]

WTG bud!

[Slathar]

[x] employed by mom

[x] lives with mom

[x] fat

[x] bald


Who did I describe?

[dacBANe666]

[x] employed by mom

[x] lives with mom

[x] fat

[x] bald


Who did I describe?

what about riddled with herpes?

[snufzaimoverlord]

6 dmg 150 range arrows is what you want.

[Sektor]

what about riddled with herpes?

I actually heard about this, someone that met him irl said he had herpes medication on his computer desk, not sure if it's true.

[barrettdc1]

op happy getting loots on a 20 year elf sim that the rest of the guild have had for 2 years. gurts

[Smedy]

hoho this thread

i lold

[Xaanka]

i usually go through peoples medicine cabinets etc when i first meet them it tells u a lot about a person

[Nyrod]

Bile Thunderdome Bryliant Empire Old Sebilis February 28 2016 2:40:36 AM

slain by lguk geared SK

cringe

[Smedy]

Bile Thunderdome Bryliant Empire Old Sebilis February 28 2016 2:40:36 AM

slain by lguk geared SK

cringe

lol big rile clowning on the self proclaimed king himself

[Guido]

lol big rile clowning on the self proclaimed king himself

that kill was 3 empire vs 15 thunderdome

we basically went in for the lawls

[vouss]

lol big B*ile clowning on the self proclaimed king himself

[Guido]

that kill was 3 empire vs 15 thunderdome

we basically went in for the lawls

and I was on ench.

[SamwiseRed]

Are you a jcer?

[Guido]

Are you a jcer?

no.

are you a factor here on p99?

see above answer.

[SamwiseRed]

Being a factor in game is inversely proportional to being a factor in real life.

[vouss]

the current king of red 99 is short fat bald and living with his mom

[Guido]

Being a factor in game is inversely proportional to being a factor in real life.

statement has been deemed untrue.

esp in your case.

you my friend are a non factor in rl and in this game.

reaching tomatoking level of posting.







HARD CRINGE

[SamwiseRed]

I wonder how that works for someone's sex life. Yikes

[Guido]

the current king of red 99 is short-medium height skinny not fully bald and living in his palace.

ftfy

above quote poster has terrible hygiene. living god knows where (probably in some slum) with long greasy hair. and still plays pokemon at age 30+ on his bus rides home from his factory job.

















YIKES

[SamwiseRed]

You are posting on an elf board from your mom's bedroom. Think about that for a minute.

[Guido]

You are posting on an elf board from your mom's room. Think about that for a minute.

another statement deemed false.

unlike most of you losers. I am employed. and living like a king. in game. and out.







*drops mic**drives home in his bmw*

[SamwiseRed]

Naw you told us you live with your mom and the computer is in her bedroom. You used the excuse that your mom needed on before every mass pvp battle. Truth hurts huh

[Guido]

Naw you told us you live with your mom and the computer is in her bedroom.

you have currently failed @ fq


loading please wait...

[Nyrod]

3 lvl 60 geared out (mnk, clr, chant) Empire at entrance to Seb (see no lvl limit) vs 6 (lol we barely run 15 when we raid) lguk geared non 60's (see 3 of them under lvl 55) while monk kills 3 and 1 dies before we even get a YT and mobs kill one of us while I YT you and the cleric wearing full SS armor because you run in circles the whole time I just stand there and life tap you to death

Cringe

[Colgate]

tldr

[Samsung]

Def not reading that.

[Xaanka]

grats on the pixels Andis those are all some really good 1's.

I enjoy killing people with my bow of the underfoot.

Still using shit arrows tho, should probly work on fletching

lmao i'm still using underfoot w/ shit arrows too

[Nyrod]

typed that on my phone while taking a shit. p bad run on sentence

[Guido]

nyrod you had over 10 at the entrance. confirmed.

nice try tho.

we zone in for the lawls. sometimes you just gotta be a man and zone in lol even if the outcome could be bad.

tis called having balls my friend. haha

[Guido]

grats on the pixels Andis those are all some really good 1's.



lmao i'm still using underfoot w/ shit arrows too

appreciate it xaanka.

[Nyrod]

now its not 15 its 10? lol. Ill look for the ss when I get home. was a good fight, p fun.

Also, you zoned in so warbock could be sent to his bind in thurg? that makes sense.

[iiNGloriouS]

Pee vee pee happened.