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[Beastagoog]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaZu15iJE94

[Efwan]

You couldn't wait for his 300th kill? Lol

[Beastagoog]

this is the build up thread

[Smedy]

not impressive considering he rolls around with an uncontested zerg and outgears all of his enemies by 1000 hp

look up beastagor instead, guy rolls in rags and still wins, ya feel me?

[Colgate]

i think if kammbo could harmtouch himself and never engage in group/mass pvp he would also never die

[EatitNerd]

You do realize how little gear Crouton has compared to say gongshow who really does have 1k+ more than those that stay in kunark? Crouton basically has an abashi 35 resist shawl and primal, the rest is just minimal upgrades, probably has ~4500 hp raid buffed (full kunark geared monk has 4k right?). Really doesn't matter when he beats his opponents 85 to 0 though. Take 1k away and he's at 65, lol end result is the same. Bad

[fan D]

croutons pretty good id say im a lil better but to each their own

[snufzaimoverlord]

If Crouton didn't have an Empire tag he'd probably have 600+ kills, guy pvps more then anyone else on the server it's no contest.

Never seen him take a TL box either.

[Beastagoog]

not impressive considering he rolls around with an uncontested zerg and outgears all of his enemies by 1000 hp

look up beastagor instead, guy rolls in rags and still wins, ya feel me?

pretty sure crouton spends half the time pvping and has half the targets and cant channel gate pots and cant ht himself...

thnx 4 comment but

[ducktv]

crouton is in a league of his own, love fighting the guy. him and ragnaros easily the most prolific pvpers ever to walk the box.

[pgerman]

OP still sux @ everything

Kammbo came to server joined zerg, has insane playtime, zones faster than just about anyone.


Still died on the regular until he got Best in slot gear. Hes a try a lot, and more often kind of guy. Will fail something 500x then finally get it right and never look back.

Better than 60% of the server though for sure.

T staff monk beats most classes by default in 1v1s. One lucky proc with his gear and your probably dead. Not a lot of critical thought involved in surviving. FD/ Mend/ 5k hps buffed. Fight at zone line with fastest zone time on server wait for one proc and win.

Away from zone line his effectiveness drops quite a lot. Lucky for him most pvp is @ zone lines.

[Colgate]

sorry your guild lost

[Beastagoog]

OP still sux @ everything

Kammbo came to server joined zerg, has insane playtime, zones faster than just about anyone.


Still died on the regular until he got Best in slot gear. Hes a try a lot, and more often kind of guy. Will fail something 500x then finally get it right and never look back.

Better than 60% of the server though for sure.

T staff monk beats most classes by default in 1v1s. One lucky proc with his gear and your probably dead. Not a lot of critical thought involved in surviving. FD/ Mend/ 5k hps buffed. Fight at zone line with fastest zone time on server wait for one proc and win.

Away from zone line his effectiveness drops quite a lot. Lucky for him most pvp is @ zone lines.

Whole lotta mad in this 1 post

Just say something nice 4 once and admit Crouton is goog.

oh and p.s. pretty sure my toon is parked in sleepers keeping the warders warm and cozy at night I hope in 2-3 years you get a chance to do the same.

[Smedy]

ya look farzo admitted someone in his guild he cuck's too 24/7 is good

how about u admit you suck and we square

[Smedy]

topic: kambo is good, but to claim it's impressive rolling around in insane gear vulak gear snagging people with kunark is lul

re-roll as underdog and show ur score again and well talk

[ducktv]

1v1'd crouton on chubs. he lost

1v1'd colgate on chubs. was a good fight.

chubs is in trash gear. feels good 2 be a winner.

[Beastagoog]

1v1'd crouton on chubs. he lost

1v1'd colgate on chubs. was a good fight.

chubs is in trash gear. feels good 2 be a winner.

Crouton Empire Chubs Friends Plane of Mischief XXX February 23 2016 12:12:41 AM

[Beastagoog]

topic: kambo is good, but to claim it's impressive rolling around in insane gear vulak gear snagging people with kunark is lul

re-roll as underdog and show ur score again and well talk

he was an underdog in <blaze> and <holocuast> then <holocuast/empire> won the server by beating <friends><azrael><good guys> and he got good gear.

matter of perspective really.

[Beastagoog]

ya look farzo admitted someone in his guild he cuck's too 24/7 is good

how about u admit you suck and we square


not sure what u mean tbh I think the euro-english translator not working to well or it's just late where I am

[ducktv]

Crouton Empire Chubs Friends Plane of Mischief XXX February 23 2016 12:12:41 AM

Chuckslaw's eyes gleam with energy.
Gaping's eyes gleam with energy.
Engelburt assumes a precise fighting style.
Bodhisattva's muscles bulge with the force of will.
Crouton's muscles bulge with the force of will.

it was a fair fight, he got me there for sure.

[Beastagoog]

Chuckslaw's eyes gleam with energy.
Gaping's eyes gleam with energy.
Engelburt assumes a precise fighting style.
Bodhisattva's muscles bulge with the force of will.
Crouton's muscles bulge with the force of will.

it was a fair fight, he got me there for sure.

[12:13:13 AM February 23 2016] Chubs says in ooc, 'U WIN SOME U LOSE SOME U NO'

[Beastagoog]

Chuckslaw's eyes gleam with energy.
Gaping's eyes gleam with energy.
Engelburt assumes a precise fighting style.
Bodhisattva's muscles bulge with the force of will.
Crouton's muscles bulge with the force of will.

it was a fair fight, he got me there for sure.

hey that's a 5v1 -- how does it feel 2 be on the receiving end? usually ur part of the 5

[ducktv]

[12:13:13 AM February 23 2016] Chubs says in ooc, 'U WIN SOME U LOSE SOME U NO'

[12:12:19 AM February 23 2016] Chubs says in ooc, 'prolly gonna die'

[syztem]

My favorite is from the pvp in erudin the other day "how many wand clicks did u guys waste we all got stripped fully so stupid u use more wands then friends". That abashi u kno?

[syztem]

also 90% of friends members go hunting for pvp fully raid buffed and in groups, saying otherwise is just a plain lie or they got caught before grouping up. Those buff sesh where the low t beta cuck used to login and buff everyone(probably still tala in this case, unless he stopped giving in) Where as I see colgate, crouton and plenty others running around self buffed without TL boxes to fall back on.

[Smedy]

hey that's a 5v1 -- how does it feel 2 be on the receiving end? usually ur part of the 5

this cracks me up

you know you're cuck'd when you're on the team that holds 85% of server pop but claims to be the one fighting outnumbered

how many starwars figurines do you own you sick fuck?

[Smedy]

also 90% of friends members go hunting for pvp fully raid buffed and in groups, saying otherwise is just a plain lie or they got caught before grouping up. Those buff sesh where the low t beta cuck used to login and buff everyone(probably still tala in this case, unless he stopped giving in) Where as I see colgate, crouton and plenty others running around self buffed without TL boxes to fall back on.

that's super impressive rolling around unbuffed with more hp and stats than fully buffed kunark rags players, they must truly be amazing at this elfsim shit

[Jjlent]

Crouton is 1 of the best pvp'ers I've encountered on this server, to deny that is just being a troll or blind

[Jjlent]

also 90% of friends members go hunting for pvp fully raid buffed and in groups, saying otherwise is just a plain lie or they got caught before grouping up. Those buff sesh where the low t beta cuck used to login and buff everyone(probably still tala in this case, unless he stopped giving in) Where as I see colgate, crouton and plenty others running around self buffed without TL boxes to fall back on.

Lol let's be real, 90% of empire is fully raid buffed at all times as well. Consider how long buffs last nowadays and how the majority of time u see empire is right before(still buffed from the previous raid) or after a raid. Everyone is usually buffed from any guild, an aego at least

[shokar]

Where as I see colgate, crouton and plenty others running around self buffed without TL boxes to fall back on.

I have seen your rogue one time (about 3 months ago) since you left. Where exactly are you witnessing all this alpha male pvp at?

http://imgur.com/BJIEyKO.jpg

[Beastagoog]

this cracks me up

you know you're cuck'd when you're on the team that holds 85% of server pop but claims to be the one fighting outnumbered

how many starwars figurines do you own you sick fuck?

so crouton has 299 kills on 15% of the pop...hmm pretty good stats if u ask me...

o smedy ur mind is rot'd from the inside out. i think u and pgerman need to convene in a ts channel and muster the courage to admit Crouton probably is the best PvP this server has seen.

[Beastagoog]

PvPer*

[shokar]

so crouton has 299 kills on 15% of the pop...hmm pretty good stats if u ask me...

top notch stats if he had competent teammates he would be doing quite a bit better than that I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZs-5MQkjkA

Sucessful Spell Casts
Mornin - one (1): spirit of cheeta
Omai - Zed (straya 0): attempted vexing?
Heebo - .5 (half of) a gate
tamtam - zero

The man almost managed to almost kill Bokke while the rest of his team completely sandbagged it. Gotta respect a man who puts the team on his back on a regular basis.

[Beastagoog]

good video i enjoyed it.

height advantage works well for casters

[Jazzy]

What kind of sad fuck knows the intricacies of other peoples characters?

[ducktv]

could you imagine if crouton had people who knew how to play everquest surrounding him? he'd be even more dangerous.

[Tassador]

Everytime I think to myself man farzo is an embarrassment I realize he is Australian. The culture that is permanently in high school drama. Thank god for making Australians love half a planet away.

[Beastagoog]

Everytime I think to myself man farzo is an embarrassment I realize he is Australian. The culture that is permanently in high school drama. Thank god for making Australians love half a planet away.

Did u know a large % of ameicans cant even locate their own country on a world map.

I imagine u 2 be one of these people

[Beastagoog]

Washington, D.C. -- According to a Gallup/Harris poll released Monday, a full 37 percent of American citizens are incapable of identifying their home country on a map

[Mus3t11]

Still wasting your time on Red99?


That sucks.

[Samsung]

could you imagine if crouton had people who knew how to play everquest surrounding him? he'd be even more dangerous.

Loled

[Ragnaros]

grats he allmost caught up to me

[Tassador]

Washington, D.C. -- According to a Gallup/Harris poll released Monday, a full 37 percent of American citizens are incapable of identifying their home country on a map

Yeah but they ain't Australian. Rugby and YouTube on television fucking cave men lol.

[ducktv]

grats he allmost caught up to me

him and ragnaros easily the most prolific pvpers ever to walk the box.

[Seltius]

Crouton was one of the people on the server that I had the most fun pvping against. Never rubbed it in after beating me and was always fun to joke around with. Also plays classes that I play and was good to talk to about gear and some strats. Was helpful on more than one occasion too helped me get my SS key for my rogue.

[Jazzy]

Like 90% of box is actually cool and normal bros whichever side you bat for

just like 2 or 3 bad apples. But we do need those apples or it would be stale as fuck.

[ducktv]

Crouton was one of the people on the server that I had the most fun pvping against. Never rubbed it in after beating me and was always fun to joke around with. Also plays classes that I play and was good to talk to about gear and some strats. Was helpful on more than one occasion too helped me get my SS key for my rogue.

crouton once ran all the way across kael to hand me rations so my naked dwarven body could leap up a tall ledge. he is a saint.

[Seltius]

crouton once ran all the way across kael to hand me rations so my naked dwarven body could leap up a tall ledge. he is a saint.

I hated that ledge!

[Ragnaros]

god that ledge

[Guido]

bump for good pvper and solid dude

pras his name

[Redi]

Smedy sounds seriously butthurt

[Ragnaros]

retti shut up dude u suck on ur warrior

[Star]

retti shut up dude u suck on ur warrior

[Redi]

50-500 how does that even happen could probably afk at bind for a week and have a better ratio

[hatelore]

Kammbo was always a standup guy. Ported me all over, always logical and never took peoples shit in ts. Mad respect for kammbo/crouton, a solid pvp for anyone to learn from.

[Colgate]

top notch stats if he had competent teammates he would be doing quite a bit better than that I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZs-5MQkjkA

Sucessful Spell Casts
Mornin - one (1): spirit of cheeta
Omai - Zed (straya 0): attempted vexing?
Heebo - .5 (half of) a gate
tamtam - zero

The man almost managed to almost kill Bokke while the rest of his team completely sandbagged it. Gotta respect a man who puts the team on his back on a regular basis.

opened video, saw TL box, closed

boring

[Redi]

Jesus shokar get a life

[SamwiseRed]

tl box, aon, plugging, pulling items all gay imo

[Nirgon]

Kammbo and Letsjoe are the top box pals

[Huelath]

queen really in here talking about kammbo pvping around zonelines? lol

there are plenty of people to accuse of pvping like pussies (including the entirety of friends and 99% of empire) but that guy is not one of them

[shokar]

tl box, aon, plugging, pulling items all gay imo

I did all of those in my last play session. :rolleyes:

[SamwiseRed]

good im working on getting them all nerfed.

[FAPhoenix]

If Crouton didn't have an Empire tag he'd probably have 600+ kills, guy pvps more then anyone else on the server it's no contest.

Never seen him take a TL box either.

Saw him miss a TL box once though lol. Abandoned in the Tundra by his wizard to being kick stunned to death by Rozanne in the Tundra.

[Huelath]

Saw him miss a TL box once though lol. Abandoned in the Tundra by his wizard to being kick stunned to death by Rozanne in the Tundra.

long live rockem

FOR TEN MILLION YEARS

[Guido]

If Crouton didn't have an Empire tag he'd probably have 600+ kills, guy pvps more then anyone else on the server it's no contest.

Never seen him take a TL box either.

theres some people you enjoy pvping with

and of course there are some you cant stand

crouton is def one you enjoy fighting with.

[miraclegrow2]

all kinds of try hards in this thread

[dis_mornin]

If Crouton didn't have an Empire tag he'd probably have 600+ kills, guy pvps more then anyone else on the server it's no contest.

Never seen him take a TL box either.

Love playing with kammbo. Good guy good pal.

[shokar]

Jesus shokar get a life

Blueflower Friends Rettiwalk Empire Great Divide August 15 2015 12:03:40 AM

[vouss]

It's ok Blue, rettiwalk is upset after 4 years of nutthugging the top guild without ever having acquired items you have after only 3 months of playing on this server. He did acquire divorce papers though.

[Beastagoog]

It's ok Blue, rettiwalk is upset after 4 years of nutthugging the top guild without ever having acquired items you have after only 3 months of playing on this server. He did acquire divorce papers though.

Did u ever get that sk resorted after your then gf deleted it so you'd show some attention to her in ur relationship?

[vouss]

Speaking of people who's relationships and jobs were at stake, how have things been for you since you decided to cut everquest out of your life

[Beastagoog]

Very good, thank you.

Feels good knowning that I can come an go from the land of Emu99 at will and still function in RL and EQLife and not be worried that my toons gunna get deleted.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/lDyco3a

[fan D]

kammbo still at 299 kills

who will be the 300th?

[Redi]

It's ok Blue, rettiwalk is upset after 4 years of nutthugging the top guild without ever having acquired items you have after only 3 months of playing on this server. He did acquire divorce papers though.

hehe sick burn

*boards the bus with death metal playing in headphones, about to show these 12 year old Asian boys who the Pokémon yellow champ is, 9 fingers or not*

[Seltius]

Going to update my files tonight and log in to pvp against Crouton!

[Beastagoog]

kammbo still at 299 kills

who will be the 300th?

I think i might have jinxed him pal

I hope not

[Pikrib]

kammbo still at 299 kills

who will be the 300th?

I'm guessing 50 or so of these kills are on other Empire members and Empire makes up half of the server so odds r good it will be someone from Empire.
;)

[Doors]

Crouton is in a league of his own. Lot of mad bad sad in here (Smedy, barcode) not surprising tho.

[pgerman]

I'm guessing 50 or so of these kills are on other Empire members and Empire makes up half of the server so odds r good it will be someone from Empire.
;)

only 35 kills out of 300 were against "friends"


His ratio against friends is like 5 to 1

compared to the top 20 members of friends, which all have like 100 to 1 or better KDR vs empire . LOL

Yea crouton is the best you got, but still isnt that good. Lets keep some perspective here :0.

Gear/ zerg/ Fastest zone times on server, still cant muster better than a 5 KDR vs friends.
We got eurozone people with 9000 ping that do better than he does in kunark rags.

[Efwan]

^ Lol.

[Colgate]

drakar levels of mad/dumb

[Tameth]

why is queen so dumb and mad? that's a terrible combination. guy is a trashcan

[pgerman]

why is queen so dumb and mad? that's a terrible combination. guy is a trashcan

I've died one time in 4 years against any holocaust member. Chuckslaw got the killshot in a 6v1 in the hole like a year or two ago.

I have over 300 kills of empire /holocaust members


Still waiting for you to get best in slot gear, so I can log in with kunark rags and kill you again and again. Another 3-4 months should do it.

[Samsung]

I've died one time in 4 years against any holocaust member. Chuckslaw got the killshot in a 6v1 in the hole like a year or two ago.

I have over 300 kills of empire /holocaust members


Still waiting for you to get best in slot gear, so I can log in with kunark rags and kill you again and again. Another 3-4 months should do it.

Looool you Drakar crazy.

[Redi]

I've died one time in 4 years against any holocaust member. Chuckslaw got the killshot in a 6v1 in the hole like a year or two ago.

I have over 300 kills of empire /holocaust members


Still waiting for you to get best in slot gear, so I can log in with kunark rags and kill you again and again. Another 3-4 months should do it.

Lol ur weird dude

[Redi]

only 35 kills out of 300 were against "friends"


His ratio against friends is like 5 to 1

compared to the top 20 members of friends, which all have like 100 to 1 or better KDR vs empire . LOL

Yea crouton is the best you got, but still isnt that good. Lets keep some perspective here :0.

Gear/ zerg/ Fastest zone times on server, still cant muster better than a 5 KDR vs friends.
We got eurozone people with 9000 ping that do better than he does in kunark rags.

This screams aspergers syndrome

[Colgate]

you'd think, with how much of a factor he claims to be, that his guild didn't get deepdicked into oblivion since the server launched over 4 years ago

[vouss]

I'm waiting for you Barcode

[Tameth]

man, he's a real rager LOL.

[Doors]

I've died one time in 4 years against any holocaust member. Chuckslaw got the killshot in a 6v1 in the hole like a year or two ago.

I have over 300 kills of empire /holocaust members


Still waiting for you to get best in slot gear, so I can log in with kunark rags and kill you again and again. Another 3-4 months should do it.

Friends spent the majority of time online sitting on Empires binds when we raiding hoping for naked kills.

I specifically remember you never missing a raid night. And by raid night I mean our raid nights.

You can sit there and spout off leaderboard stats all you want dog. Your time spent PVPing was either camping binds or ganking level 50 groups in the hole. On top of that you mained a wizard.

You are not good.

[Doors]

raided*

[FaithlessKR]

Friends spent the majority of time online sitting on Empires binds when we raiding hoping for naked kills.

I specifically remember you never missing a raid night. And by raid night I mean our raid nights.

You can sit there and spout off leaderboard stats all you want dog. Your time spent PVPing was either camping binds or ganking level 50 groups in the hole. On top of that you mained a wizard.

You are not good.

I agree with most of this, but I will say that he is a good player. Unfortunately his and several other friends' members obsession with k/d ratio, and never getting yellow texted, means that they'll never accomplish anything on a pvp server.

If he could get around the his fear of dying and being ridiculed, then I would put him up there with the top players on the box. Instead he'd rather take free kills on naked people at their bind, which is hilarious...but doesn't make you anybody on this game.

[Doors]

I agree with most of this, but I will say that he is a good player.

Yeah maybe I'm being too hard on him. Still though Friends pvp tactics are straight bitch mode.

Zero risk at all. Zero interest in competing, they go for easy YT or plug. Can't respect people that play like this which is all Barcode did anytime he was online.

[Star]

I almost think if Jeremy pulled the leaderboards friends would die and somehow Drakar would blame this on Colgate.

[krazyGlue]

Empire raids with 80-100 players on a 200 population server at prime time .

[Star]

Empire raids with 80-100 players on a 200 population server at prime time .

Could have been 101 but you know

APPLICATION DENIED

[Beastagoog]

friends like to pvp with a ratio of 5 to 1



Fixed and I agree.

Glad ur coming around 2 the sunny side of eqpvp.

[vouss]

hmm if i ever care what salt and doors think about me i'll re consider my approach to the server, thanks for the heads up

[Beastagoog]

hmm if i ever care what salt and doors think about me i'll re consider my approach to the server, thanks for the heads up

So ur saying u care what people think of you?

Insecure much?

[Tameth]

I've died one time in 4 years against any holocaust member. Chuckslaw got the killshot in a 6v1 in the hole like a year or two ago.

I have over 300 kills of empire /holocaust members


Still waiting for you to get best in slot gear, so I can log in with kunark rags and kill you again and again. Another 3-4 months should do it.

pgerman is a nonfactor that runs from pvp. the very definition of bitch boy. video games are supposed to be fun bro, sorry you've never had fun playing Everquest. /shrug

[Doors]

Yeah I mean reading these posts the majority of these guys don't sound like they ever had fun playing here. It's more of a spite/hatred/mad thing.

[krazyGlue]

Yeah I mean reading these posts the majority of these guys don't sound like they ever had fun playing here. It's more of a spite/hatred/mad thing.

Why do you even post her ? I thought you quit over a year ago

[Huelath]

Why do you even post her ? I thought you quit over a year ago

watch your mouth, doors was a member of the greatest 6v6 team ever to come across this server proven live on stream

[krazyGlue]

watch your mouth, doors was a member of the greatest 6v6 team ever to come across this server proven live on stream

I still don't know why he continues to post here .

[Videri]

Yeah I mean reading these posts the majority of these guys don't sound like they ever had fun playing here. It's more of a spite/hatred/mad thing.

I would say the same about a lot of the other team, too. It's unfortunate for all involved.

[Smedy]

Crouton is in a league of his own. Lot of mad bad sad in here (Smedy, barcode) not surprising tho.

ya i'd believe you, cuz you totally know what you're talking about when it comes to pvp :)

didn't say crouton was bad, said its not impressive running around in bis killing people in kubark rags but reading comprehension from hilll billy who votes for trump isn't to be expected, stay mad doors, u bad at this game

[FaithlessKR]

hmm if i ever care what salt and doors think about me i'll re consider my approach to the server, thanks for the heads up

I sense much resent in you, angry and bitter you have become....

Your approach to the server, the reason it is.

[Doors]

ya i'd believe you, cuz you totally know what you're talking about when it comes to pvp :)


Got a 6v6 tournament win under my belt bro. Your accolades consist of failed guilds, a personal ban by rogean for 2 boxing and a forum post history of nonstop crying like a little bitch about how unfair red is. Stick to making videos.

[Doors]

http://imgur.com/qiJzK46

[TheBiznessTZ]

Got a 6v6 tournament win under my belt bro. Your accolades consist of failed guilds, a personal ban by rogean for 2 boxing and a forum post history of nonstop crying like a little bitch about how unfair red is. Stick to making videos.

your accolades also include throwing that all away cause you didn't get as many pixels as you wanted and sold your rogue for a new computer. get dunked.

[Bokke]

bitch boy
http://i.imgur.com/UsehzvP.png
video games are supposed to be fun bro
I certainly had fun making you rage quit and letting your body rot.

[Beastagoog]

I recall that night. Tamtam and I were charting on TS telling us about his 7 day Thailand holiday he was going on. He was saying how he was packing his bags and went afk for 30 seconds and came back to you dropping your final nuke on him. He said ah well and said cya all in a week and logged off.

[Beastagoog]

Then he logged back after his holiday /petitioned his corpsein and lewted an AoN for his troubles.

God <Empire> so fukin powerful.

[krazyGlue]

^^ cool story

[LostCause]

on a side note how is that new computer running?

[magician]

lostcause did you loot your corpse in kael yet??!

[SamwiseRed]

your accolades also include throwing that all away cause you didn't get as many pixels as you wanted and sold your rogue for a new computer. get dunked.

yiKes

[Star]

your accolades also include throwing that all away cause you didn't get as many pixels as you wanted and sold your rogue for a new computer. get dunked.

Sadly I can confirm this.

[Qtip]

your accolades also include throwing that all away cause you didn't get as many pixels as you wanted and sold your rogue for a new computer. get dunked.

Haha gasoline busting out the forum windstriker.

[ducktv]

your accolades also include throwing that all away cause you didn't get as many pixels as you wanted and sold your rogue for a new computer. get dunked.

lol

[Star]

your accolades also include throwing that all away cause you didn't get as many pixels as you wanted and sold your rogue for a new computer. get dunked.

http://i.imgur.com/bupOScq.gif

[vouss]

your accolades also include throwing that all away cause you didn't get as many pixels as you wanted and sold your rogue for a new computer. get dunked.

fucking wrecked

[pgerman]

lol doors, don't kill yourself please

I cant handle another red99 suicide post

[Ragnaros]

god that video gets me everytime

[vouss]

done... get out of my room

[ducktv]

get out of my room, bitch.

[Nirgon]

Crouton pretty good. Top 15 for sure.

Glad he's got Eddard's endorsement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-TbvTH7iXM

you are never going to forget that 6v6 are you

[Redi]

I've died one time in 4 years against any holocaust member. Chuckslaw got the killshot in a 6v1 in the hole like a year or two ago.

I have over 300 kills of empire /holocaust members


Still waiting for you to get best in slot gear, so I can log in with kunark rags and kill you again and again. Another 3-4 months should do it.

http://i.imgur.com/77dCR6k.png

http://i.imgur.com/vgKiMmb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YHCN36k.jpg

[Colgate]

inb4 "that wasn't me i swear"

[Tameth]

http://i.imgur.com/UsehzvP.png

I certainly had fun making you rage quit and letting your body rot.

ragequit? lol who are you again? this is a videogame, i'm sorry you don't have fun playing Everquest =\

I recall that night. Tamtam and I were charting on TS telling us about his 7 day Thailand holiday he was going on. He was saying how he was packing his bags and went afk for 30 seconds and came back to you dropping your final nuke on him. He said ah well and said cya all in a week and logged off.

was actually Kawaii, and it was 13 days. the rest is true.

Then he logged back after his holiday /petitioned his corpsein and lewted an AoN for his troubles.

God <Empire> so fukin powerful.

I never petitioned anything, my buddy Vladimir got it for me while I was away and I never even asked him to :D

Bokke lookin' p bad with all that cake in his face tho. Sorry your team lost and you were griefed off the server tho. Maybe you'll come back some day and get another YT while running around 18 v 1 or 2

[vouss]

bokke servers best druid and one of my server best pals

http://i.imgur.com/QOHF5pb.jpg

warmest

[Star]

bokke servers best druid and one of my server best pals

http://i.imgur.com/QOHF5pb.jpg

warmest

I think your character has higher intelligence than you.

[Tameth]

I think your character has higher intelligence than you.

haha zing! and highly agreed. some rustled nerds up in here taking shots at the server's top druid and all time nicest dude around. sorry your pal Bokke ragequit the server vouss

[Redi]

Why would anyone Assist Berkely kids like 1-20 how does that even happen as a lvl 60 tank

[vouss]

What's the name of your warrior I don't remember

[Deluxeee]

We won that fight with me as the MA - I think I did a pretty good job calling targets.

[Bokke]

bokke servers best druid and one of my server best pals

http://i.imgur.com/QOHF5pb.jpg

warmest

I accept this tribute kill.

3 vs. 6 too? Geez my pals are so powerful.

[vouss]

There was literally nothing Fandango Crouton Gongshow Klepto Fistlin and Banksy could do to stop me from killing him tbh

[Efwan]

Lol friends bragging about literally killing someone linkdead.

[Jazzy]

literally?

[miraclegrow2]

bit of butthurt in this thread

[Star]

You guys are arguing over Everquest PvP. Let that sink in for a minute.

[Tameth]

so much mad in this thread

[TacoSmasher]

Friends faggots like to tell you about how angry they wish you were over dying in pvp.

[ducktv]

Friends faggots like to tell you about how angry they wish you were over dying in pvp.

you sound upset. ease up bro its a video game and your guild is winning.

[Redi]

Speaking of upset

[ducktv]

Speaking of upset

You've ruined your own lands, you'll not ruin mine

[TacoSmasher]

yea man tell me more about how upset i am because i used non pc language.

Tbh im just seeing how many times i can get away with it.

and pgerman is definitely a top shelf degenerate autist faggot. reebz u aight tho

[Beastagoog]

good thread.

a thread about a good pvper on a pvper almost to his 300th kill has caused so much mad for some people.

i think the saddest fucks still pgerman and smedy

blueflower and reebz good sports and giving crouton the nod

[Beastagoog]

pvpserver*

[Samsung]

yea man tell me more about how upset i am because i used non pc language.

Tbh im just seeing how many times i can get away with it.

and pgerman is definitely a top shelf degenerate autist faggot. reebz u aight tho

Lmfao

[syztem]

great post with killshot on a LD tamtam that was in game for over a minute+, considering he was stuck in a run loop and you had him dotted up I wonder how hard that was. Also lol @ the ragequit theory, went on vacation don't think he gave a shit at all. Came back to golems reclaimed and winning AoN the next day.

[Tassador]

great post with killshot on a LD tamtam that was in game for over a minute+, considering he was stuck in a run loop and you had him dotted up I wonder how hard that was. Also lol @ the ragequit theory, went on vacation don't think he gave a shit at all. Came back to golems reclaimed and winning AoN the next day.

Drugs plus years of abusing drugs.

[vouss]

http://i.imgur.com/S5J89Nb.webm

[Star]

http://i.imgur.com/S5J89Nb.webm

Great post dude. Really showing your intelligence level.

[Tameth]

but HT is HARDDDDDDD =(

[vouss]

but HT is HARDDDDDDD =(

https://gfycat.com/DependableVillainousIndochinesetiger

[Tassador]

https://gfycat.com/DependableVillainousIndochinesetiger

Lol poor tamtam such a good guy from Hawaii.. Bad at eq though.

[Tameth]

I'm not from hawaii, and you're a nobody. Glad to be the top pvp druid on all of Everquest tho! Thanks for being a fan.

[Tassador]

Hey don't be so mad dude just cause every other thread is a kill shot with your corpse

[Tameth]

I literally can't get mad, come join our TS and you'll realize there are people having fun in this game. Sorry it's a full time job for you =(

[Tassador]

the boards do suck now. Thank you for at least trying.

[vouss]

creepy and weird inviting him to come talk to you

[nolakid]

I'm not from hawaii, and you're a nobody. Glad to be the top pvp druid on all of Everquest tho! Thanks for being a fan.

Bokke could literally kill you with one hand, you pathetic loser.

[vouss]

settle down nola how about you just come talk to me 1 on 1 in my private TS you will see i'm not weird

[Beastagoog]

LOL, <3

[pgerman]

I don't think ol tam could have a more accurate signature

Thats exactly how everyone on the server sees him walking through norrath


The weazel carries more of a fear factor than Tamtam



From the detective work done by colgate on this thread I should start posting screenshots of him dieing on Jimi, or his other shit wizard(s) that he logs into. For a class so easy (wizaRd) I don't see how he dies so often.

Love that jewc or mafakka or whoever else can give you a hard on by the "chance" that you might be fighting me. LOL Those toons have 10 differnet people that play them.

One death in 4 years, even before TL boxes. LOL Wizards win

eat it nerds, holocaust 1, me 300

Pras chuckslaw and his 6v1, never tried talking this down. They got me good with a bind sight ghost. Was sloppy by my standards for sure.

It might happen again someday, every 4 years. I will give you guys one killshot.

[Doors]

Ya when you never log in you never die.

Solid logic by a mental retard.

[Beastagoog]

I don't think ol tam could have a more accurate signature

Thats exactly how everyone on the server sees him walking through norrath


The weazel carries more of a fear factor than Tamtam



From the detective work done by colgate on this thread I should start posting screenshots of him dieing on Jimi, or his other shit wizard(s) that he logs into. For a class so easy (wizaRd) I don't see how he dies so often.

Love that jewc or mafakka or whoever else can give you a hard on by the "chance" that you might be fighting me. LOL Those toons have 10 differnet people that play them.

One death in 4 years, even before TL boxes. LOL Wizards win

eat it nerds, holocaust 1, me 300

Pras chuckslaw and his 6v1, never tried talking this down. They got me good with a bind sight ghost. Was sloppy by my standards for sure.

It might happen again someday, every 4 years. I will give you guys one killshot.

good post. really enjoyed it. i gotta keep reminding myself if this is a game or real life where if you die ur time is up.

must not be very fun if all you do is skirt on the boarder of such a deep game coz ur scared 2 die because of some imaginary "end goal" that only like 1% of the pop cares about.

wouldn't u have more fun logging in and actually playing the game then sitting on the sidelines dodging the ball?

[Colgate]

I don't think ol tam could have a more accurate signature

Thats exactly how everyone on the server sees him walking through norrath


The weazel carries more of a fear factor than Tamtam



From the detective work done by colgate on this thread I should start posting screenshots of him dieing on Jimi, or his other shit wizard(s) that he logs into. For a class so easy (wizaRd) I don't see how he dies so often.

Love that jewc or mafakka or whoever else can give you a hard on by the "chance" that you might be fighting me. LOL Those toons have 10 differnet people that play them.

One death in 4 years, even before TL boxes. LOL Wizards win

eat it nerds, holocaust 1, me 300

Pras chuckslaw and his 6v1, never tried talking this down. They got me good with a bind sight ghost. Was sloppy by my standards for sure.

It might happen again someday, every 4 years. I will give you guys one killshot.

Jimi was Cyren's character, i don't think i ever died on him

sorry to burst your bubble

[Seltius]

Wait Tam isn't from/doesn't live in Hawaii?? WTF was I talking to all the time about surfing in Hawaii then.. Here I was jealous because he was getting to do something pretty much every day that I have wanted to do since I was a teenager.

lol

[magician]

Wait Tam isn't from/doesn't live in Hawaii?? WTF was I talking to all the time about surfing in Hawaii then.. Here I was jealous because he was getting to do something pretty much every day that I have wanted to do since I was a teenager.

lol

you're a top candidate for cringiest poster of 2016

fuck off

[Redi]

Yiam the guy that was grief ed off by the classic eq pvp experience to raid on blue for an expansion and a half sure does have a lot to say

And there's no need to pretend other people r playing your too every time you die, its real weird and insecure

[Nirgon]

Jimi was Cyren's character, i don't think i ever died on him

sorry to burst your bubble

not to mention grats yonder+gating if you even got so much as touched or dispelled every single time in mass pvp fights

really did a lot for the team

[FAPhoenix]

not to mention grats yonder+gating if you even got so much as touched or dispelled every single time in mass pvp fights

really did a lot for the team

That's why I play a necro in mass PvP, much safer.

Click assist train button, click golem want once, click harmshield and gently waltz to the nearest zone to plug out for 3 days.

Then I login when the server is down to 20 people and gate to my hiding spot where I can OOC and ForumQuest about my PvP skills.

[Xaanka]

That's why I play a necro in mass PvP, much safer.

Click assist train button, click golem want once, click harmshield and gently waltz to the nearest zone to plug out for 3 days.

Then I login when the server is down to 20 people and gate to my hiding spot where I can OOC and ForumQuest about my PvP skills.

http://i.imgur.com/QxOOfYe.jpg

[ducktv]

not to mention grats yonder+gating if you even got so much as touched or dispelled every single time in mass pvp fights

really did a lot for the team

lol

[letsjoe]

Pras chuckslaw and his 6v1, never tried talking this down. They got me good with a bind sight ghost. Was sloppy by my standards for sure.

It might happen again someday, every 4 years. I will give you guys one killshot.

holy shit that was two years ago dude, you are so bitter. thank you zone bug for letting me get target to bind sight you. thank you for being not very smart and logging in about 5 seconds after i said you would. thank you for the free kill.

did that wizard get banned? we haven't seen it since that day, did you check east commonlands?

[vouss]

Nirgon used to put in work, he would try and channel lures through melee assist trains then die over and over at his bind

[Star]

Nirgon used to put in work, he would try and channel lures through melee assist trains then die over and over at his bind

At least he was laser focused

[Nirgon]

Shrug felt good watching the at the time Azrael players just zone into KC and see me on ledge and "nope" out while we helped new players level and destroy them

Must suck to have the server handed to you and still lose

Guess that explains the red hot mad level of bind camping people and taking screen shots of the kills

Fuckin yikes bro :(

Literally losing when you had the box handed to you... scary levels of fail

[vouss]

easy old man

[SamwiseRed]

i wonder if you actually believe that or just trolling. very hard to tell.

[Tameth]

As the fear inducing druid I am, my accolades include griefing Pgerman, Bokke, Weiner, and Salaryman off the server. Those players literally lost control of their bowels at the sight of me in zone. The aforementioned bluebie virgins aren't welcome on the PVP server.

That is all. Unsubscribed.

[EatitNerd]

Shrug felt good watching the at the time Azrael players just zone into KC and see me on ledge and "nope" out while we helped new players level and destroy them

Must suck to have the server handed to you and still lose

Guess that explains the red hot mad level of bind camping people and taking screen shots of the kills

Fuckin yikes bro :(

Literally losing when you had the box handed to you... scary levels of fail

Well, yeah, that ledge was cheap as shit. If you zone in as a melee by yourself or even a couple of you, you're still fucked, even other casters were hard to combat that cheap shit. Not sure what you mean by had the box handed to you either?

[Nirgon]

watched Beastagor harm touch himself then talk shit about pvp records

have seen multiple pvp record brags from bind campers

list goes on, who knows why they lost they are just so good

[SamwiseRed]

As the fear inducing druid I am, my accolades include griefing Pgerman, Bokke, Weiner, and Salaryman off the server. Those players literally lost control of their bowels at the sight of me in zone. The aforementioned bluebie virgins aren't welcome on the PVP server.

That is all. Unsubscribed.

isnt celeryman empire?

[vouss]

chuckling hard right now @ nirgon crazy old man

[EatitNerd]

As the fear inducing druid I am, my accolades include griefing Pgerman, Bokke, Weiner, and Salaryman off the server. Those players literally lost control of their bowels at the sight of me in zone. The aforementioned bluebie virgins aren't welcome on the PVP server.

That is all. Unsubscribed.

Oddly enough this could be true, considering none of them are ever seen online these days..

[Nirgon]

glad we're all having a good laugh

best laughs were taking raid mobs that you spent every effort pushing into unemployment hours

[vouss]

I actually have no idea what you are talking about. I haven't since the start.

[Ragnaros]

nirgon once thought he was safe from me on the superblock................

[SamwiseRed]

ye wizard bragging about nuking from superblock is on the same level as casters in com. its smart play but there is no skill involved.

[EatitNerd]

glad we're all having a good laugh

best laughs were taking raid mobs that you spent every effort pushing into unemployment hours

Hey adderall,

Why didn't you answer my question?

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Crouton is a bro. Guy pvps well and is a stand up gent.

[Nirgon]

nirgon once thought he was safe from me on the superblock................

You wanna have story time Rag? :cool: I think you don't.



Hey adderall,

Why didn't you answer my question?

I have no fucking idea who you are and skipped your post, my bad.

[Ragnaros]

(spoiler: i 2 rounded him)

[Nirgon]

spoiler: one time to get into Empire, Ragnaros gave us Azrael forum access while he stayed a member and pretended to be their pal. Core aimchat and I got all kinds of timers and info from the reads. Thanks for that.

Want some more Rag? I'm sure a certain ranger on this box would love to know.

[Redi]

Custom troll helm looking for guild, rag who can I speak to?

[Redi]

Oh ya I hijacked exeds forum account and all the petitions and pms were great

Thx rag

[Ragnaros]

nirgon sent me pills for a fungi pm for deets

[Nirgon]

nah there's way better than that, dunno wut Rag's beef with me ever might be

[EatitNerd]

spoiler: one time to get into Empire, Ragnaros gave us Azrael forum access while he stayed a member and pretended to be their pal. Core aimchat and I got all kinds of timers and info from the reads. Thanks for that.

Want some more Rag? I'm sure a certain ranger on this box would love to know.

Tobe?

Push the button nirgon

[EatitNerd]

Oh ya I hijacked exeds forum account and all the petitions and pms were great

Thx rag

LOL

[FAPhoenix]

Crouton is a bro. Guy pvps well and is a stand up gent.

I heard he laughed out loud in TS when Mobster was freaking out in TS about Strut locking him down for two wizards in KC. Anyone verify?

Crouton my favorite enemy. Always a good guy about PvP.

[Nirgon]

nirgon sent me pills for a fungi pm for deets

Actually Rag texted/harassed the shit out of Exed at my direction as a loyalty test

That wasn't a very nice thing to do for elf cred Raggy, didn't think you'd do it but BOY were you desperate

[Ragnaros]

LOL
nirgon and bundy literally spammed exed and akinns phone # and signed him up for craigslist ads when gaffin and him went to war over adderal
dont hate the player hate the game

[EatitNerd]

I heard he laughed out loud in TS when Mobster was freaking out in TS about Strut locking him down for two wizards in KC. Anyone verify?

Crouton my favorite enemy. Always a good guy about PvP.

Siepher, buddy, why the sudden increase in forum activity? Hardly see you on anymore

[Nirgon]

Nope

You did it

I literally had nothing to do with that

It was when you bugged on your knees to get into Holocaust (or Empire?) and I said that as a loyalty test sure go nuts

Well you ACTUALLY did it (lol) to get into a guild you think is terrible? LOL

Then as a man of my word, shocked you went through with it, I vouched for your Empire/Holo invite and the pals accepted

And they took some raid items to let you in and raided you/used you for months without pixel/member tag until you cracked


But before we get too carried away with all that you literally desperately tried to get into Empire and received the worst cucking in box history

Grats on duelisting an afk/sitting caster tho, totally makes up for it

[Ragnaros]

you sound mad
sorry you got caught selling drugs over the internet for elf pixels and ruined your desperately needed white knight status
real fucked up u spammed someones number tho seek help

[vouss]

I actually had a little sneak peak into Nirgons wild old man mind over the Aderall incident. He was declaring IRL threats towards people harassing him while I was on Slathar one day. It was crazy but he's old and harmless

[SamwiseRed]

The length some of you go to win a emu box is pathetic.

[Nirgon]

I actually had a little sneak peak into Nirgons wild old man mind over the Aderall incident. He was declaring IRL threats towards people harassing him while I was on Slathar one day. It was crazy but he's old and harmless

Think you have that confused with people trying to obtain my RL info and letting them know I'd do the same if they tried that with me

Anyways had a great time on this server killing or otherwise driving a wedge between the toxic scums and using people like Rag for lols

Enjoy Velious!

[vouss]

I am sorry your not

[Ragnaros]

i 2 rounded u dude you aint killing a fly

[Nirgon]

Rag we've completely used and beaten you so badly so many times

I'm really not worried about some guy that cost Azrael plenty of raid timers they so desperately needed while we were on a roll

[Star]

All I know if I got caught selling adderall for elf pixels I wouldn't post on the forums. How do you expect anyone to take you seriously???

[Nirgon]

sux I'm not banned, what is your theory

[Ragnaros]

yea man joining a guild when azrael was dead and having my monk getting pl'd by aimchat from 30-60 in 3 days with CoM kites and getting a free t staff and getting my epic done for me was worth it.. i attended 1 vp raid and was suspended for most of the time i was in the guild, thx for the free stuff


you on the other hand, illegally selling drugs on a gaming elf simulator for items that were stolen from someone elses elf character
jesus dude

[Colgate]

The length some of you go to win a emu box is pathetic.

yea dude imagine if we compiled 130 people in a single zone in order to win



but then it didn't work

WOOF that would be bad

[Nirgon]

This box belonged to aim chat by destiny, who were any of you to try interfere? Really glad I could help where I could u no?

[Nirgon]

K that's good to know Rag, I'm sure Lite and Exed think you are just a great person

That unbanned wizard Letsjoe is dunking you guys with in a melee based expansion tho

[SamwiseRed]

Imagine spending the entirety of my 20s on a box only to realize it wasn't real and I didn't win anything. Woof cringe yikes that would be pathetic.

[Colgate]

sorry your elf guild lost

[Seltius]

This thread suddenly became very disturbing on entirely too many levels.

[Beastagoog]

That's why I play a necro in mass PvP, much safer.

Click assist train button, click golem want once, click harmshield and gently waltz to the nearest zone to plug out for 3 days.

Then I login when the server is down to 20 people and gate to my hiding spot where I can OOC and ForumQuest about my PvP skills.

Lol. Sounds about right.

[Ragnaros]

nothing wrong with playing the game in moderation
playing it all day and bragging about it being some notable achievement in your life or pretending that your elf is more empowering then someone elses elf or guild...is a bit odd?
ive definetly done tit myself but man its real silly when you think about it

[Redi]

I'm drippin on em now, how u luh dat

[Colgate]

please don't grief my new guild, we want to be friends so we can be the #2 raiding guild

-ragnaros 2 days ago

[Nirgon]

pretty much covers how much of a pathetic little worm he is

[Ragnaros]

got gongshows blessing
feels great

[Colgate]

i'm ready and waiting

[Ragnaros]

well if playing alone in best in slot gear is really your thing...go ahead.

[vouss]

That unbanned wizard Letsjoe is dunking you guys with in a melee based expansion tho

lol'd

[Colgate]

well if playing alone in best in slot gear is really your thing...go ahead.

Wilsun says out of character, 'WELCOME TO RED FAGGOTS'

[Ragnaros]

I know Gongshow definetly doesn't want to play alone, he didn't write a book ( literally) on the subject for a reason.

[Colgate]

acts like a douchebag for entirety of playtime on the server and then begs to be allowed to play the game when blacklisted from every guild

i don't think it gets funnier than this

[Ragnaros]

Hi.

Let me preface this by saying that this is in no way a troll, or an attempt to slander our Blue brothers. What I want this to be is a spark. A catalyst that ignites a more intelligent discussion on the age old debate: Blue vs. Red.

Why now? The answer is obvious. The Sleeper is now awake on Blue. The community is at each other’s throats. Guild suspensions are rampant. Red stands to offer everyone a new way of life. One that is free from the constraints of insane rules, 16 hour variance windows, and a primal-less and Warder-less future. That’s right – I want those of you who are jaded and confused to look to Red. Start fresh. Control your own destiny. Play EverQuest how it was meant to be played.

UNDERSTANDING RED

The biggest roadblock to the Red server has always been misunderstanding. Red is played up to be a toxic server full of trash talking and training and griefing. It is viewed as a prison of sorts, to “keep those players off of Blue.” This could not be further from the truth. Sure, you will find your share of griefers and trash talking, but overall, the server is in a great place.

The rules on Blue and the rules on Red are night and day. Blue has variance. Red does not. Blue has FTE. Red does not. Blue has convoluted raid rules that require a law degree to understand. Red does not.

What does this mean in terms of real gameplay?

Variance: On Blue, guilds need to be ready within a 16 hour window to engage their raid targets. This generally requires a raid force on standby, a person ducking Call of the Hero for up to 15+ hours, and a person waiting to spam a Mallet on a mob. Often times this is done with the help of autofire programs. On Red, there is no variance. The mob spawns exactly 3, 5, 7 days from when it was killed. Everyone knows the timers. You can show up and prepare however you see fit, and the winner gets the dragon. No bullshit.

First to Engage: On Blue, once a guild is in position, the FTE is the deciding factor on who gets to kill the dragon. On Red, you claim your dragons by winning the PVP and being ready for the spawn. No bullshit.

Raid rules: On Blue, Variance and FTE and numerous other factors including “stalling”, training, not having sufficient forces on FTE, camping in the wrong part of the zone for a mob, etc. can affect whether or not you actually get to keep the loot from the dragon you just killed, or whether your guild will be suspended from raiding for a week. On Red, the only thing stopping you from another dragon is your enemy. No bullshit.

Notice the common theme: No bullshit. Red offers you the ability to play EverQuest and take matters into your own hands without asinine rules and hoops to jump through. You secure the zone, you take your targets, and you leave. No bullshit.

THE RAID SCENE

Empire currently reigns supreme, and there is no end in sight. We make no bones about that. To be blunt, the uphill battle for a number 2 to overthrow Empire at this point, is extremely steep. That being said, number 2 is currently a mixture of Friends and Casual Scum (and sometimes both), though neither have the leadership or solid reputation to make big enough waves. This is where Blue could come into play.

With a solid game plan and some thick skin, a crew of 150 players from Blue could come over and be level 60 in a month, work on epics and Growth gear, Kunark targets, weaker Velious targets, etc. and be well ingrained into the raid scene within 3 months tops. All it requires is some level headed leadership and willingness to succeed, two things the Red server guilds outside of Empire severely lack.

LEAVING BLUE BEHIND

If you are worried about starting over, realize that outside of the few legacy items, everything can be obtained on Red. The XP rates are faster, more camps are open, and even if they aren’t – you have the ability to literally take ANY camp that you want, at ANY time. Pretty great right?

Another issue that is always a hot topic is the population. Sure, Red is never going to be as dense as Blue. It never was on Live, it never will be here. That being said, do not let the numbers fool you. On average, say Blue has 1000 players online. Red has 250. How many of those players on Blue are AFK, or sitting in EC spamming sales? 250-300? How many are just logging on and chatting in /gu, or sitting in a zone not really “playing” EQ? Another 100? How many are boxing? Subtract some of the bullshit, and you are left with maybe 600-700 people actively engaged in EverQuest. On Red, everyone is ALWAYS actively engaged because you can’t AFK. If you log into Red, you need to be ready to fight at any given time. The population difference isn’t as bad as it seems at a glance, and is certainly nothing to worry about.

Lastly, the grief. You have our word that we will not grief or disrupt your raids, just as we did not grief TMO’s when they came to Red. Sure, we may show up and fight you, probably kill you here and there, but we will always rez you up and allow you to continue your raid, possibly even help you with it. We will also help fend off “real” grief from the other guilds on the server until you are comfortable standing on your own. There are plenty of mobs for the taking here due to the nature of our schedule and the incompetence of current competition – come seize the opportunity.

DISCLAIMER: For those that are appalled at the ability to kill other players in game, let us remind you and reassure you: EverQuest is a PVE game first and foremost. It always has been, and always will be. The Red server is still PVE-centric. It’s not “Counter Strike with Elves” – it’s just EverQuest. EverQuest that gives you the opportunity to take matters into your own hands and resolve disputes without the need for GM intervention and threads dedicated to guild suspensions.

TL:DR

Come to Red.

There is no better time than right now. Talk it over with your friends and your guild(s) and take the plunge. I guarantee once you get your footing, you will never look back – just ask any of the many Blue to Red converts that make up the Red server today.

Hope to see some of you in the future.

Project 1999 Red: No bullshit. Just EverQuest.

[Colgate]

weird i thought that was targeted at getting new people to come to the server, not asking community retards to beg for their guild to be allowed to exist

[Ragnaros]

G0NGSH0W 3NDORSED

[vouss]

blacklisted from every guild

That's a pretty loose term these days

[MEGANS LAW]

G0NGSH0W 3NDORSED

gongshow aint my FUCKING DAD. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.

[Doors]

How many attempts at forming a competitive guild does this make 11?

[grannock]

yea man joining a guild when azrael was dead and having my monk getting pl'd by aimchat from 30-60 in 3 days with CoM kites and getting a free t staff and getting my epic done for me was worth it.. i attended 1 vp raid and was suspended for most of the time i was in the guild, thx for the free stuff


you on the other hand, illegally selling drugs on a gaming elf simulator for items that were stolen from someone elses elf character
jesus dude

Did you go with my advice and name the new guild <Denial>?

[Beastagoog]

Hi.

Let me preface this by saying that this is in no way a troll, or an attempt to slander our Blue brothers. What I want this to be is a spark. A catalyst that ignites a more intelligent discussion on the age old debate: Blue vs. Red.

Why now? The answer is obvious. The Sleeper is now awake on Blue. The community is at each other’s throats. Guild suspensions are rampant. Red stands to offer everyone a new way of life. One that is free from the constraints of insane rules, 16 hour variance windows, and a primal-less and Warder-less future. That’s right – I want those of you who are jaded and confused to look to Red. Start fresh. Control your own destiny. Play EverQuest how it was meant to be played.

UNDERSTANDING RED

The biggest roadblock to the Red server has always been misunderstanding. Red is played up to be a toxic server full of trash talking and training and griefing. It is viewed as a prison of sorts, to “keep those players off of Blue.” This could not be further from the truth. Sure, you will find your share of griefers and trash talking, but overall, the server is in a great place.

The rules on Blue and the rules on Red are night and day. Blue has variance. Red does not. Blue has FTE. Red does not. Blue has convoluted raid rules that require a law degree to understand. Red does not.

What does this mean in terms of real gameplay?

Variance: On Blue, guilds need to be ready within a 16 hour window to engage their raid targets. This generally requires a raid force on standby, a person ducking Call of the Hero for up to 15+ hours, and a person waiting to spam a Mallet on a mob. Often times this is done with the help of autofire programs. On Red, there is no variance. The mob spawns exactly 3, 5, 7 days from when it was killed. Everyone knows the timers. You can show up and prepare however you see fit, and the winner gets the dragon. No bullshit.

First to Engage: On Blue, once a guild is in position, the FTE is the deciding factor on who gets to kill the dragon. On Red, you claim your dragons by winning the PVP and being ready for the spawn. No bullshit.

Raid rules: On Blue, Variance and FTE and numerous other factors including “stalling”, training, not having sufficient forces on FTE, camping in the wrong part of the zone for a mob, etc. can affect whether or not you actually get to keep the loot from the dragon you just killed, or whether your guild will be suspended from raiding for a week. On Red, the only thing stopping you from another dragon is your enemy. No bullshit.

Notice the common theme: No bullshit. Red offers you the ability to play EverQuest and take matters into your own hands without asinine rules and hoops to jump through. You secure the zone, you take your targets, and you leave. No bullshit.

THE RAID SCENE

Empire currently reigns supreme, and there is no end in sight. We make no bones about that. To be blunt, the uphill battle for a number 2 to overthrow Empire at this point, is extremely steep. That being said, number 2 is currently a mixture of Friends and Casual Scum (and sometimes both), though neither have the leadership or solid reputation to make big enough waves. This is where Blue could come into play.

With a solid game plan and some thick skin, a crew of 150 players from Blue could come over and be level 60 in a month, work on epics and Growth gear, Kunark targets, weaker Velious targets, etc. and be well ingrained into the raid scene within 3 months tops. All it requires is some level headed leadership and willingness to succeed, two things the Red server guilds outside of Empire severely lack.

LEAVING BLUE BEHIND

If you are worried about starting over, realize that outside of the few legacy items, everything can be obtained on Red. The XP rates are faster, more camps are open, and even if they aren’t – you have the ability to literally take ANY camp that you want, at ANY time. Pretty great right?

Another issue that is always a hot topic is the population. Sure, Red is never going to be as dense as Blue. It never was on Live, it never will be here. That being said, do not let the numbers fool you. On average, say Blue has 1000 players online. Red has 250. How many of those players on Blue are AFK, or sitting in EC spamming sales? 250-300? How many are just logging on and chatting in /gu, or sitting in a zone not really “playing” EQ? Another 100? How many are boxing? Subtract some of the bullshit, and you are left with maybe 600-700 people actively engaged in EverQuest. On Red, everyone is ALWAYS actively engaged because you can’t AFK. If you log into Red, you need to be ready to fight at any given time. The population difference isn’t as bad as it seems at a glance, and is certainly nothing to worry about.

Lastly, the grief. You have our word that we will not grief or disrupt your raids, just as we did not grief TMO’s when they came to Red. Sure, we may show up and fight you, probably kill you here and there, but we will always rez you up and allow you to continue your raid, possibly even help you with it. We will also help fend off “real” grief from the other guilds on the server until you are comfortable standing on your own. There are plenty of mobs for the taking here due to the nature of our schedule and the incompetence of current competition – come seize the opportunity.

DISCLAIMER: For those that are appalled at the ability to kill other players in game, let us remind you and reassure you: EverQuest is a PVE game first and foremost. It always has been, and always will be. The Red server is still PVE-centric. It’s not “Counter Strike with Elves” – it’s just EverQuest. EverQuest that gives you the opportunity to take matters into your own hands and resolve disputes without the need for GM intervention and threads dedicated to guild suspensions.

TL:DR

Come to Red.

There is no better time than right now. Talk it over with your friends and your guild(s) and take the plunge. I guarantee once you get your footing, you will never look back – just ask any of the many Blue to Red converts that make up the Red server today.

Hope to see some of you in the future.

Project 1999 Red: No bullshit. Just EverQuest.

Not trying 2 be a dick but the mighty <TMO> did this and ended up just using Red as a way to wash dirty rmt plat/cash out forever stopping anyone coming from blue on a plat:plat basis.

Also if you think the people on blue are any better, go play there for a few years in a top guild. You'll come running back to Red a changed man.

[Redi]

got gongshows blessing
feels great

http://i.imgur.com/U1TDry5.gif

[Beastagoog]

That's a pretty loose term these days

You accessed my app yet? I have 3 primals.

[Beastagoog]

Lawl - assessed*

[Redi]

We get it, u don't need to double post to correct every autocorrect typo in rnf dude

[Beastagoog]

We get it, u don't need to double post to correct every autocorrect typo in rnf dude

There's always a grammar cop somewhere....lurking... allways.