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Godly
02-11-2016, 05:04 AM
Looking forward to slaying the new Empire noob zerg whenever I'm finished with this glorious vacation in Asia in a few weeks. Empire's beta low testosterone overweight players are the reason server is ruined. Glory to Friends, Slosh an Valhalla for the fight against these cunts.

Prepare your anus mates.

Smedy
02-11-2016, 05:36 AM
topdog will be deleveled in order to keep the boarders secure, man the harpoons men, this is our last stand

Drakaris
02-11-2016, 07:44 AM
Looking forward to slaying the new Empire noob zerg whenever I'm finished with this glorious vacation in Asia in a few weeks. Empire's beta low testosterone overweight players are the reason server is ruined. Glory to Friends, Slosh an Valhalla for the fight against these cunts.

Prepare your anus mates.

Lol A+

Uuruk
02-11-2016, 07:50 AM
Idiot. Enjoy the ban

Jazzy
02-11-2016, 08:06 AM
Thread has potential. Subscribed.

SamwiseRed
02-11-2016, 10:16 AM
Almost all your kills are non-empire. I don't get it.

Godly
02-11-2016, 11:32 AM
As I lay here next to my sexy Asian girlfriend I count down the first day before I get to troll you chodes. Good luck farming pixels fgts.

Pokesan
02-11-2016, 11:36 AM
3 posts but only 2 in ur history

u been in the petition forum bud?

unleashedd
02-11-2016, 11:41 AM
dis gon b gud

Genedin
02-11-2016, 11:47 AM
amy want pepsi

Jazzy
02-11-2016, 11:51 AM
Dem SE asian teeruks

oh my dayz

SamwiseRed
02-11-2016, 11:57 AM
i was into asians once, til i got that latin fever

Kraz
02-11-2016, 12:06 PM
Ugly gorillas, Amy mother.

Kraz
02-11-2016, 12:07 PM
I got the sand dune sweats.

Greenie
02-11-2016, 12:37 PM
Thumbs up for Asian pic. Valhalla approves!

Samsung
02-11-2016, 12:45 PM
Thread has potential. Subscribed.

HippoNipple
02-11-2016, 03:40 PM
OP has killed 3 Empire and none of those kills were during Velious. He is 3 and 1 during Kunark era.

Godly
02-11-2016, 08:20 PM
OP has killed 3 Empire and none of those kills were during Velious. He is 3 and 1 during Kunark era.

You wouldn't understand the struggle mate. Coming into the server clueless on which guilds to join and joining up with TMO and Domingueros De Norrath during Asia primetime when you can only play on weekends you realize very quickly that it is difficult to find any pvp at all. Both of those guilds were mainly pve guilds with rarely any pkers at all.
When you literally farm all of your gear through farming plat in OOT without the help of the guilds (due to the loot systems and raid schedules) you learn to just scrap up what you can in kills.
Some of you chodes barely pvp at all. Empire runs from pvp 99% of the time to go chase Gongshow and the Empire officer's nuts for pixels anyways. Half of those bluebies are negative in kills or barely have any kills at all. They're on the right server for the wrong reasons.

Telron
02-11-2016, 09:08 PM
isnt Friends / Slosh / Valhalla like pretty much the same guild?

Drakaris
02-11-2016, 10:23 PM
You wouldn't understand the struggle mate. Coming into the server clueless on which guilds to join and joining up with TMO and Domingueros De Norrath during Asia primetime when you can only play on weekends you realize very quickly that it is difficult to find any pvp at all. Both of those guilds were mainly pve guilds with rarely any pkers at all.
When you literally farm all of your gear through farming plat in OOT without the help of the guilds (due to the loot systems and raid schedules) you learn to just scrap up what you can in kills.
Some of you chodes barely pvp at all. Empire runs from pvp 99% of the time to go chase Gongshow and the Empire officer's nuts for pixels anyways. Half of those bluebies are negative in kills or barely have any kills at all. They're on the right server for the wrong reasons.

Finally someone with some sense... You ripper!

Tell these Empire nut-hugging gronks who the boss is, while they trip over each other running towards Gongshow, Colgate and Terps crusty nutsacks.

Godly
02-11-2016, 10:31 PM
Finally someone with some sense... You ripper!

Tell these Empire nut-hugging gronks who the boss is, while they trip over each other running towards Gongshow, Colgate and Terps crusty nutsacks.

Xaanka
02-12-2016, 12:00 AM
pras Godly

Colgate
02-12-2016, 02:02 AM
who?

TheDuck
02-12-2016, 03:42 AM
this sounds like its pretty serious and should be taken to the highest levels of discussion within aimchat.

Godly
02-12-2016, 03:52 AM
Smh.

bolo
02-12-2016, 02:01 PM
Thumbs up pal. Red as fuck...

Viva la resistencia :cool:

miraclegrow2
02-12-2016, 02:37 PM
Viva la resistencia ?

i remember you powering willian in guk for like weeks

HippoNipple
02-12-2016, 03:42 PM
You wouldn't understand the struggle mate. Coming into the server clueless on which guilds to join and joining up with TMO and Domingueros De Norrath during Asia primetime when you can only play on weekends you realize very quickly that it is difficult to find any pvp at all. Both of those guilds were mainly pve guilds with rarely any pkers at all.
When you literally farm all of your gear through farming plat in OOT without the help of the guilds (due to the loot systems and raid schedules) you learn to just scrap up what you can in kills.
Some of you chodes barely pvp at all. Empire runs from pvp 99% of the time to go chase Gongshow and the Empire officer's nuts for pixels anyways. Half of those bluebies are negative in kills or barely have any kills at all. They're on the right server for the wrong reasons.

You are trying to make your struggles and achievements on an easy video game sound like an accomplishment. Next time you sit in OOT for 8 hours farming seafurys tie one hand behind your back and return with your glorious story, maybe people will be impressed.

Mus3t11
02-12-2016, 04:27 PM
Join <Empire> or farm OOT with chance at PvP.

Server thriving.

maskedmelon
02-12-2016, 04:59 PM
An enviable level of prestige to be certain, Master Cunt. Looking forward to more.

Tomm Selleck
02-12-2016, 06:14 PM
i remember when bodybuilding.com was cool..... o wait it never was. fuckboi miscer

Fame
02-12-2016, 06:28 PM
Have a good feeling about this

bolo
02-13-2016, 02:17 AM
Viva la resistencia ?

i remember you powering willian in guk for like weeks


I powered many people in lguk back then. You know the combination manastone and donals bp is infinite mana. If I knew back then willian would be a firegiant forsure I wouldn't have wasted my time powerlvling him.
In fact someone told me I were the most valuable player he met. Are you jelly?

Beastagoog
02-13-2016, 02:39 AM
OP would be in Empire port botting Gongshow around if timezones lined up.

Just sayin.

Beastagoog
02-13-2016, 02:40 AM
But roleplaying is always fun.

Godly
02-13-2016, 08:45 AM
So far enjoyig the vacation. Will make love to more Asian women iso of all the low t beta Empire who will never make love to a woman under 250 lbs. More to come Friends.

HippoNipple
02-15-2016, 11:48 AM
You call sneaking into a community pool and eating TV dinners a vacation?

easy_lee
02-15-2016, 12:40 PM
You call sneaking into a community pool and eating TV dinners a vacation?

Most red players wish they were cool enough to do that. Seems cool and normal to me.

garzahd`
02-15-2016, 12:56 PM
reminds me a gzaz like post. OP is a retard

Godly
02-15-2016, 10:19 PM
You call sneaking into a community pool and eating TV dinners a vacation?

reminds me a gzaz like post. OP is a retard

I hate negative nancies like you chodes. You obviously haven't been to the poorer areas in Asia. Enjoy playing EQ from your basements for the rest of your lives.

Drakaris
02-15-2016, 10:27 PM
I hate negative nancies like you chodes. You obviously haven't been to the poorer areas in Asia. Enjoy playing EQ from your basements for the rest of your lives.

I heard you will be joining the ranks of the PvP champs of friends! Good to hear!

I was cleaving skulls from down under, really looking forward to spending at least one day ripping heads off with a low ping while in Manhattan mid-year.

Godly
02-15-2016, 10:58 PM
I heard you will be joining the ranks of the PvP champs of friends! Good to hear!

I was cleaving skulls from down under, really looking forward to spending at least one day ripping heads off with a low ping while in Manhattan mid-year.

Pras that Friend.

Knuckle
02-15-2016, 11:33 PM
visiting her family in asia is gonna suck, you got any tit pics?

Tassador
02-15-2016, 11:36 PM
I heard you will be joining the ranks of the PvP champs of friends! Good to hear!

I was cleaving skulls from down under, really looking forward to spending at least one day ripping heads off with a low ping while in Manhattan mid-year.

So you live in Australia flying 20+ hours to the states to play EQ with 110 pop. Sounds fucking awesome man way to go!!!

syztem
02-15-2016, 11:47 PM
Not sure if serious or bad troll attempt. all your kills are in the low 50s high 40s range.. Smallme proved if you frequented sro/oot/lavastorm/misty/kc/OT you can easily snipe new players engaged in PVE or afk/unaware. So......Bad troll?

Xaanka
02-16-2016, 12:00 AM
so does this officially make Godly the only player in Friends who actually lives in Asia timezone, the one they raid at?

Drakaris
02-16-2016, 12:54 AM
So you live in Australia flying 20+ hours to the states to play EQ with 110 pop. Sounds fucking awesome man way to go!!!

I gotta test out the ping advantage while I'm up there for 3 weeks. Can you blame a guy for opting out on premium outlet shopping to play video games on one of the days? We're visiting premium outlets on more than one occasion in addition to theme parks + site seeing + family visits.

Godly
02-16-2016, 02:10 AM
Not sure if serious or bad troll attempt. all your kills are in the low 50s high 40s range.. Smallme proved if you frequented sro/oot/lavastorm/misty/kc/OT you can easily snipe new players engaged in PVE or afk/unaware. So......Bad troll?

Yes, because pking on a PVP server is trolling.

easy_lee
02-16-2016, 11:42 AM
Yes, because pking on a PVP server is trolling.

Pretty much. Why do people play here who don't want to PvP? Getting randomly ganked while trying to PvE is what EQ PvP is all about. Where else do these people expect the PvP to happen, honorable duels?

Sirban
02-17-2016, 01:32 AM
Show us her pussy

Beastagoog
02-17-2016, 01:38 AM
so does this officially make Godly the only player in Friends who actually lives in Asia timezone, the one they raid at?

They have 1 other.

A quiet person.

Hiyodori
02-17-2016, 01:47 AM
If I choose to try and join <Friends> when I start to play again, that will add another to the list. :D

cronik
02-17-2016, 02:09 AM
Show us her pussy

She's Asian.

It'll look like 1980 down there.

Beastagoog
02-17-2016, 02:43 AM
If I choose to try and join <Friends> when I start to play again, that will add another to the list. :D

Ur mt jew stockpile ready 2 spend 4 hrs camping bind spots during <empire> raid hrs?

Godly
02-17-2016, 05:37 AM
Show us her pussy

She's Asian.

It'll look like 1980 down there.

Haha Nah bruh, I don't f*ck with them Chewbacca pussies.

I lol'd tho.

Tune
02-17-2016, 07:04 AM
Haha Nah bruh, I don't f*ck with them Chewbacca pussies.

I lol'd tho.

who is this wannabe

HippoNipple
02-17-2016, 11:26 AM
You call sneaking into a community pool and eating TV dinners a vacation?

Most red players wish they were cool enough to do that. Seems cool and normal to me.

Yup, community pool vacations are definitely cool and normal.

To your other question no I have never been to poor areas in Asia, I try to avoid poor areas in general. My parents were successful and I followed in their foot steps. I'm winning.

Redi
02-17-2016, 11:30 AM
Damm ur chick looks like a tranny flip and your dinner looks like chocolate milk on ice with a plate of rice

Step it up weirdo

SamwiseRed
02-17-2016, 12:36 PM
I can't wait to push the button.

Jazzy
05-18-2016, 01:42 AM
Is OP still backpacking around SE Asia sleeping with 500 baht bargirls?