Girlfriend wants to put Fleshlight in her Vagina when we have sex

[Xaanka]

So here's the deal, we fuck pretty much every night and i'm getting pretty fucking tired of using condoms, and she's sick of me having to use them too. She's getting back on bitch control but we're both pretty terrified of possibly having children since i'm at the climax of my life aesthetically, and she's a solid 9.5/10. I don't want that going to waste for a little gremlin. She'd only have to put it in when we're about to fuck, I already own a couple fleshlights and they feel just like the real thing. Some days I might make her wear it the whole day in case of surprise sex.

What do you guys think?

[Smedy]

i think this is you irl http://www.project1999.com/forums/image.php?u=117645&dateline=1451907140

[Xaanka]

u got me http://i.imgur.com/hAkKo0S.gif

[JackFlash]

do it.....

[Big_Japan]

i think this is you irl http://www.project1999.com/forums/image.php?u=117645&dateline=1451907140

if it is i will die for u xaanka

[LostCause]

why not put the fleshlight in her asshole? double the pussy.

[Xaanka]

why not put the fleshlight in her asshole? double the pussy.

i just bought my second fleshlight, which i decided to move away from the original pussy one i had before which i have had for around 2 to 3 years. it was past its time and ripped from many a usage.
i went and got myself a fleshlight vportex ass insert... and after having it for just over a week ( i recieved it on the 15th through a site claled ...,) and using it around 6 or 7 times, the ass hole has a small tear. this happened to my pussy one too which eventually tore all the way up the tpo and bottom leaving an opening as long as the fleshlihgt. i dont know what im doing to make this happen but i am worried as i did just spend just under 50 quid for a sleeve and its tearing already.
is there any way to fix this or stop it from happening?
and do you think something like this would fall under the exchange policy

and before its said i have emailed fleshlight already saying the same thing i wrotre here i just want to see if i can get as much feedback as possible
thanks

[Big_Japan]

xaanka i just want to remind you, although silicone lubricant is 100% superior under all other circumstances it is a solvent that can weaken the supple plastic of your fleshlight ass insert which could lead to tearing or cracking. If u are not using water based lube you may even be violating the fleshlight warranty policy. Good luck getting a replacement if they detect damage related to misuse when u ship the insert back.

Due to this i would advise you not to send it back if you cannot honestly state u have only used water based lubricant. If u have used silicone lube then lesson learned, buy a 3rd and use it properly.

[Izmael]

This is enough internet for today.

[hatelore]

R99 emulator and r99 rnf are officially dead. Time to play tetris.

[maerilith]

R99 emulator and r99 rnf are officially dead. Time to play tetris.

You just now realize this? Like a decade after people stopped giving a literal fuck?

[Samsung]

R99 emulator and r99 rnf are officially dead. Time to play tetris.

Lol

[Xaanka]

OK, I've found A SOLUTION to these ripping/torn fleshlights. It all depends HOW BAD the cracks propagated. If it's just a crack that's starting to spread out toward the clit of the orifice then one thing you can do is pierce the pussy RIGHT THROUGH THE CRACK, TWICE, horizontally 1cm apart spacing. Make sure there is one pierced right near the end of the crack. YES, i know it sounds crazy but by piercing the clit it "hinders" the crack from propagating/growing further in. This is what i did on mine, i noticed the crack on mine is spreading right at the clit part of it. So i pierced the clit with TWO captive rings 14g (1cm spacing apart from each other), you can use 3/8", 7/16", 1/2". I've chosen rings because i think barbell might not get the job done. I highly recommend you do not pierce it more than once for each piercing, you only have one shot so make it count each time you pierce one it will be permanent.
This is the same concept reinforced concrete. What it does is it holds it in place and give it more strength from total failure of the structure or whatever it is, in this case a fake pussy.

Results: So far the crack stopped growing for a couple of weeks now.

PS DO NOT USE GLUE OR SUPER GLUE, i've cut up a small piece at the end of the fleshlight for some experiments lol. These materials will not hold with GLUE!

http://i.imgur.com/jcFXHSE.png

[billyinorganic]

So here's the deal, we fuck pretty much every night and i'm getting pretty fucking tired of using condoms, and she's sick of me having to use them too. She's getting back on bitch control but we're both pretty terrified of possibly having children since i'm at the climax of my life aesthetically, and she's a solid 9.5/10. I don't want that going to waste for a little gremlin. She'd only have to put it in when we're about to fuck, I already own a couple fleshlights and they feel just like the real thing. Some days I might make her wear it the whole day in case of surprise sex.

What do you guys think?

Come down to u district bro...

She's gonna love the girth.

She's gonna love that stretch

[Xaanka]

Come down to u district bro...

She's gonna love the girth.

She's gonna love that stretch

yaa bro i cried a little when i didnt go to gasworks the other week, then u got banned

didnt think i'de ever see you again. i saw some LARPers at marymoor the other day made me think of u

[Wipe it Clean]

;)

this thread worth posting here again

[HippoNipple]

i think this is you irl http://www.project1999.com/forums/image.php?u=117645&dateline=1451907140

He has a couple more surgeries before turning into the anime girl of his dreams.

[JackFlash]

why not put the fleshlight in her asshole? double the pussy.

Or put the ass one in her vag and make double assholes.......different strokes.

[miraclegrow2]

does anyone believe or even ready anything xaanka types?

[Big_Japan]

R99 emulator and r99 rnf are officially dead. Time to play tetris.

This is enough internet for today.

griefed off the server

does anyone believe or even ready anything xaanka types?

gay

[Splade]

So here's the deal, we fuck pretty much every night and i'm getting pretty fucking tired of using condoms, and she's sick of me having to use them too. She's getting back on bitch control but we're both pretty terrified of possibly having children since i'm at the climax of my life aesthetically, and she's a solid 9.5/10. I don't want that going to waste for a little gremlin. She'd only have to put it in when we're about to fuck, I already own a couple fleshlights and they feel just like the real thing. Some days I might make her wear it the whole day in case of surprise sex.

What do you guys think?

Get a vasictemy srs

[HippoNipple]

Xaanka needs to stop watching anime porn and get laid.

[Sirban]

I just YTd the toilet

[Genedin]

jesus christ go back to 4chan

[Baler]

jesus christ go back to 4chan

[billyinorganic]

does anyone believe or even ready anything xaanka types?

It's sad you don't realize he's telling 200% truth

[maerilith]

I'm pretty sure Xaanaka is srs about everything Xaanaka posts. Also u can still haz accidental babby if u has vasectomies.

[Fame]

melt that thing down and fuck yourself with the hardened plastic

[Xaanka]

Xaanka needs to stop watching anime porn and get laid.

ya dude..... hate to break it to you but i definitely get laid on a much more regular basis than u

[Xaanka]

bump pls send help

[LostCause]

what if you put it inside her butt? double the pussy.

[nolakid]

Xaanka, you have single handedly ruined these forums. Well done.

[Uuruk]

Honestly this shits not even funny

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

melt that thing down and fuck yourself with the hardened plastic

Hearty chuckle

[Ragnaros]

great thread

[quido]

prove it

[HippoNipple]

Just make sure not to pop your inflatable girlfriend when inserting the fleshlight, don't want to have duct tape keeping her together. It will ruin your immersion.

I hope this helps.

[Samsung]

This is enough internet for today.

[hammbone]

future cuck in our midsts

[Beinen]

This is enough internet for today.

Bingo

[Xaanka]

Xaanka, you have single handedly ruined these forums. Well done.

fucking love u

[Fame]

Didn't read any posts or op but from title it's pretty clear that your gf wants to be bred by her bull lover while getting in a pre-game stretch from you. Good luck, raising a biracial family in this era is both a bold and brave move

Godbless