Guild war spoof

[Uthgaard]

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[Sun Dec 05 03:02:59 2010] Dark Ascension shouts 'OMG STOP TRAINING ME'
[Sun Dec 05 03:03:07 2010] Inglourious Basterds shouts 'NO YOU TRAINED US'
[Sun Dec 05 03:03:09 2010] Stibe shouts, 'BAHAHA'
[Sun Dec 05 03:03:27 2010] Divinity shouts 'WE ARE ABOVE THIS. WE WILL BE IN SKY IF NEEDED'
[Sun Dec 05 03:03:46 2010] Transcendence shouts 'HEY WHY DOES THIS MOB HAVE NUMBERS ON THE END'
[Sun Dec 05 03:04:07 2010] Toop shouts, 'LOL'
[Sun Dec 05 03:04:18 2010] Giganto shouts, 'Uthgaard shouts 'DONT FUCKING PETITION!''
[Sun Dec 05 03:04:39 2010] Toop shouts, 'Dark Ascension attacking me'
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:13 2010] Inglourious Basterds shouts 'NO GO AWAY, WE'RE CAMPING TOOP'
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:18 2010] Robots says out of character, 'You have been slain by Divinity!'
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:18 2010] Dark Ascension kicks Toop for 18 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:18 2010] Inglourious Basterds claws Toop for 203 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:19 2010] Divinity claws Toop for 136 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:21 2010] Stibe shouts, 'bahaha'
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:22 2010] Jabekn hits Divinity for 50 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:22 2010] Divinity bashes Toop for 15 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:22 2010] Divinity claws Toop for 77 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:24 2010] Inglourious Basterds kicks Toop for 12 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:24 2010] Amothiel says, 'Hail, Transcendence'
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:25 2010] Amothiel says, 'Hail, Transcendence'
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:25 2010] Jabekn kicks Divinity for 3 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:25 2010] Uvall begins to cast a spell. (Gate)
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:26 2010] Dark Ascension kicks Toop for 12 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:26 2010] Divinity is bathed in fire.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:26 2010] Divinity is bathed in fire.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:26 2010] Stibe begins to cast a spell. (Lava Bolt)
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:28 2010] Dark Ascension claws Toop for 94 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:29 2010] Jabekn hits Divinity for 43 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:29 2010] Dark Ascension shouts 'NO U, WE HAD 15 FIRST'
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:29 2010] Inglourious Basterds claws Toop for 220 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:29 2010] Divinity claws Toop for 153 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:30 2010] Divinity kicks Weezard for 5 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:31 2010] Amothiel begins to cast a spell. (Immobilize)
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:33 2010] Amothiel's casting is interrupted!
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:33 2010] Divinity claws Weezard for 186 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:35 2010] Zenlina begins to cast a spell. (Gate)
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:36 2010] Transcendence kicks Amothiel for 19 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:39 2010] Amothiel begins to cast a spell. (Ice Comet)
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:42 2010] Inglourious Basterds shouts 'NUH UH, ONE OF YOU WENT TO THE BATHROOM'
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:43 2010] Transcendence claws Amothiel for 220 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:43 2010] Amothiel has been slain by Transcendence!
[Sun Dec 05 03:05:43 2010] Amothiel's casting is interrupted!
[Sun Dec 05 03:10:52 2010] Tralina says, 'WTF'
[Sun Dec 05 03:11:32 2010] Tralina says, 'Wheres rants and flames >:['
[Sun Dec 05 03:12:53 2010] You say, 'Hail, Rants and Flames'
[Sun Dec 05 03:12:54 2010] Tralina says, 'hahahahahah'
[Sun Dec 05 03:13:04 2010] Tralina says, 'wtf is that thing'
[Sun Dec 05 03:13:15 2010] Glitch says, 'He's solusek ro!'
[Sun Dec 05 03:13:22 2010] Tralina says, 'O'
[Sun Dec 05 03:13:24 2010] Tralina cheers at Rants and Flames.
[Sun Dec 05 03:14:07 2010] Tralina says out of character, 'quick kill dark ascension it doesnt look very friendly'
[Sun Dec 05 03:14:26 2010] Dark Ascension shouts 'STFU NOOB'
[Sun Dec 05 03:14:57 2010] Transcendence shouts 'OMG GWENCE TRAINED US'
[Sun Dec 05 03:15:06 2010] Tralina shouts, 'hahahahah'
[Sun Dec 05 03:15:06 2010] Glitch shouts, 'I lol'd'
[Sun Dec 05 03:15:52 2010] Inglourious Basterds shouts 'ONLY BECAUSE DALTHEB TRAINED US FIRST'
[Sun Dec 05 03:20:52 2010] Toop says, 'lol our dragon better be green'
[Sun Dec 05 03:20:57 2010] Transcendence claws Inglourious Basterds for 161 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:20:57 2010] Transcendence kicks Inglourious Basterds for 19 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:20:58 2010] Transcendence says 'Sorry, Master..calming down.'
[Sun Dec 05 03:23:04 2010] Dark Ascenscion's corpse shouts, 'Don't...train...me....bro'
[Sun Dec 05 03:23:06 2010] Stibe says out of character, 'HECK YEAH! 6PP LEWTS'
[Sun Dec 05 03:24:49 2010] Tralina says, 'WHY IS TRANS NOT DEAD'
[Sun Dec 05 03:25:12 2010] Transcendence shouts 'lol haxxed'
[Sun Dec 05 03:29:06 2010] Stibe says out of character, 'only 1 plat? cheap ass IB'
[Sun Dec 05 03:29:12 2010] Tralina says, 'hahaha, trans is fucking shit up.'
[Sun Dec 05 03:29:48 2010] Stibe says out of character, 'neither were cheap ass dragons.'
[Sun Dec 05 03:29:50 2010] Inglourious Basterd's corpse shouts, 'All our plat was stolen by Reiker'
[Sun Dec 05 03:31:21 2010] Glitch begins to cast a spell. (Allure)
[Sun Dec 05 03:31:27 2010] Rants and Flames has been charmed.
[Sun Dec 05 03:32:28 2010] Rants and Flames hits Transcendence for 1127 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:32:28 2010] Rants and Flames hits Transcendence for 1144 points of damage.
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:29 2010] You say, 'Hail, Phara Dar'
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:40 2010] Bulari's casting is interrupted!
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:40 2010] Tralina staggers in pain.
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:40 2010] You are stunned!
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:40 2010] Your eardrums rupture.
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:40 2010] Saskrotch goes into a berserker frenzy!
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:40 2010] Tralina says, 'woah wut'
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:46 2010] You are unstunned.
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:48 2010] Jabekn says 'Sorry to have failed you, oh Great One.'
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:49 2010] Tralina staggers in pain.
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:49 2010] Tralina has been slain by Phara Dar!
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:49 2010] You are stunned!
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:49 2010] Your eardrums rupture.
[Sun Dec 05 03:33:55 2010] You are unstunned.
[Sun Dec 05 03:34:08 2010] Glitch tells you, 'lol! good one. :)'
[Sun Dec 05 03:34:15 2010] Tralina tells you, '>:[ !!!'
[Sun Dec 05 03:34:17 2010] Bulari says out of character, 'give us some damn warning next time lol/'
[Sun Dec 05 03:34:21 2010] You say out of character, 'lol'
[Sun Dec 05 03:34:25 2010] Tralina says out of character, 'Phara Dar is fucking shit up'
[Sun Dec 05 03:34:25 2010] Killing Phara_Dar000. Note that * will only find NPCs.
[Sun Dec 05 03:34:32 2010] Weezard tells you, 'rez please? ;)'
[Sun Dec 05 03:34:38 2010] Saskrotch says out of character, 'i was there for like 20 seconds now im dead'
[Sun Dec 05 03:37:33 2010] Rants and Flames shouts 'Dont feed the beast!'
[Sun Dec 05 03:41:05 2010] Rants and Flames is surrounded by flickering flames.

This was all for fun. Everybody got ripped on, even me, lol.

[Lazortag]

you never gave me a CS rez after that one :'(

[Shannacore]

"nuh uh, one of you went to the bathroom"

haha.

[Rogean]

"nuh uh, one of you went to the bathroom"

haha.

It's called poopsocking for a reason though, so it doesn't count against them!

[Pheer]

This is a very serious matter, I do not find this funny at all and you should be expecting to hear from my lawyer. I am currently mean mugging my monitor.

[xshayla701]

Hahahaha this is so great.

[girth]

DALTHEB TRAINED US

If you said this yesterday, then you can see the future cause it happened today ROFL

WTB your psychic powers

[Kruel]

well played good sir

[to0p]

absolutely hilarious

" Inglourious Basterds shouts 'NUH UH, ONE OF YOU WENT TO THE BATHROOM' "

LOL