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billyinorganic
02-03-2016, 07:46 PM
A homeless drug addict dishwasher living in a tent and wanted to play eq on a emu server but you can't log in because you loved it deep inside of a monster lair during exp cuz your were so tired on your 3 day binger.... What would you do????

Redi
02-03-2016, 07:52 PM
Move into my relatives garage which was furnished as a living space. Sneak into the master bedroom medicine cabinet and snort anything I find. Find out later that it was Shitzu steroids and ear drops but who gives a fuck I'm geekin. Navigate to eqbrowser.Com from grannies laptop.

Fame
02-03-2016, 08:02 PM
Probably kill myself, godbless.

Baler
02-03-2016, 08:16 PM
Stop focusing on EQ and focus on the lines. You can live off the chicken nuggets that fall between the grill and the sink.

barrettdc1
02-03-2016, 09:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pwAeVUE.jpg

billyinorganic
02-04-2016, 01:00 AM
Move into my relatives garage which was furnished as a living space. Sneak into the master bedroom medicine cabinet and snort anything I find. Find out later that it was Shitzu steroids and ear drops but who gives a fuck I'm geekin. Navigate to eqbrowser.Com from grannies laptop.

This happened on this emu

Sirban
02-05-2016, 11:43 PM
I know a guy on R99 that lives out of the back of his truck. Dude has a camper shell on the back, and a bed in there. He would roll up outside of starbucks and EQ off their wifi LoL.

I aint snitchin tho, shit was hella funny

Xaanka
02-06-2016, 12:01 AM
tbh thats kinda living the life. i have a friend who lives in a panel van and steals wifi to play UO, who makes low 6 figures (a lot of freaking money if you live in a van i must say!) hes really cool and buys me cigarettes and beer for letting him park in my driveway

Bazia
02-06-2016, 01:18 AM
yeah living in a car sounds cool, houses overrated for sure

billyinorganic
02-06-2016, 01:01 PM
Uo has real thugs

billyinorganic
02-07-2016, 09:25 PM
I had a dream last night I was playing eq.. Well actually in the eq world... And this wood elf chick started grinding on me and I went to stick it in and just blew my whole load first thrust... Woke up to cum everywhere.

Big_Japan
02-07-2016, 09:44 PM
ive never had a wet dream in my life. although i have come pretty close i always wake up too soon.

I did have some really odd dreams last night about terrorists wrapping people's heads/face in gasoline soaked rags and lighting them on fire tho. Not a nightmare per se but i woke up later feeling a lil spent. In fact it was probably the goriest thing I've dreamt in my life, although i was just a neutral observer not really being threatened by the goings on.

What could it mean?

billyinorganic
02-07-2016, 09:49 PM
Man I also had a dream that I was playing P.T and they unlocked all these other levels and I was in this one and feeling the haunts coming so I was like fuck it and started drawing pentagrams and speaking in tongues and then started smashing everything with a club... This dude appeared and told me that the spooky entities in video games are the same as the fairy tale ghosts of reality in terms of their constituent elements and that they have been trying to become physically embodied for thousands of years and that the evolution of video games would allow that to happen... Then some nasty demons tried to spook me but I lost it and started destroying everything and laughing crazy and not giving a fuck and felt good to feel the goose bump Creepies but not be scared.. And just wrecking everything.