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Blitzers
02-01-2016, 11:30 PM
Wooohoooo TrusTed !!!

Winner winner chicken dinner!!!

Iowa taking a DUMP, on Trump!

iruinedyourday
02-01-2016, 11:36 PM
Cruze is like, "I will require 3 children tonight."

Big_Japan
02-02-2016, 12:07 AM
Cruze is like, "I will require 3 children tonight."

"and they better be more cooperative than my ingrate daughter's tight little ass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplpSfaouP8)."

Pokesan
02-02-2016, 01:49 AM
casting this downvote against your evangelical ass OP

Blitzers
02-02-2016, 05:58 AM
casting this downvote against your evangelical ass OP

Awe, sour grapes.

This was actually a huge victory, defeating the media elite's voter suppression tactics with the bogus pollster's pushing for Trump and the establishment GOP attacking the only REAL conservative candidate.

George_Costanza
02-02-2016, 06:09 AM
Awe, sour grapes.

This was actually a huge victory, defeating the media elite's voter suppression tactics with the bogus pollster's pushing for Trump and the establishment GOP attacking the only REAL conservative candidate.

https://i.imgur.com/tMH6fdm.png

Lurikeen
02-02-2016, 07:00 AM
Ha! Take that Trump!

maskedmelon
02-02-2016, 10:04 AM
I was pleased to see Rubio walk away with his fair share. And how the hell did Hillary trump Berndog so badly? He's vastly more appealing and better looking to boot.

Also, how does them caucuses work? Last I checked Dems need over 2k delegates for their candidates to secure a party nomination while republicans need around 1k. Repubs netted a few dozen total delegates from Iowa, while Hillary raked in over 200 dem delegates? Do democrats just base their nominations more heavily on Iowa's opinion than republicans do? Minimize in-fighting by coalescing around one candidate sooner and get it over quickly so to speak?

SamwiseRed
02-02-2016, 10:41 AM
obama is the best president in the history of america. im gonna write in my vote for him.

Lune
02-02-2016, 01:48 PM
I was pleased to see Rubio walk away with his fair share.

Ya let's get a climate science denier who is bought and paid for by fossil fuel industries in the White House.

It's time to burn this fucker down. YOLO

maskedmelon
02-02-2016, 02:08 PM
obama is the best president in the history of america. im gonna write in my vote for him.

I could get on board with an Obama write-in campaign. Let's make this happen.

Yes we can!

iruinedyourday
02-02-2016, 08:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/O0PL4XT.jpg

Psionide
02-02-2016, 08:41 PM
What's wrong with saying Allahu Akbar?

Blitzers
02-03-2016, 06:37 AM
What's wrong with saying Allahu Akbar?

Usually it's followed with the deaths of many innocents.

Blitzers
02-03-2016, 06:38 AM
http://i.imgur.com/O0PL4XT.jpg

Unlike Islam, no one died.

Blitzers
02-03-2016, 07:11 AM
I was pleased to see Rubio walk away with his fair share. And how the hell did Hillary trump Berndog so badly? He's vastly more appealing and better looking to boot.

Also, how does them caucuses work? Last I checked Dems need over 2k delegates for their candidates to secure a party nomination while republicans need around 1k. Repubs netted a few dozen total delegates from Iowa, while Hillary raked in over 200 dem delegates? Do democrats just base their nominations more heavily on Iowa's opinion than republicans do? Minimize in-fighting by coalescing around one candidate sooner and get it over quickly so to speak?

Rubio ran as the Tea Party candidate in Florida for his Senate seat and his 1st major action when he got to Washington was Amnesty. Ted Cruz amended the bill to remove amnesty and to only allow legalization, this was about getting voters for democrats and Rubio tried to cut the deal to which would have created millions of democrat voters. A vote for Rubio is a vote for amnesty and a vote for foreigners taking American blue collar jobs. This is why Floridians are PISSED at Rubio and he wouldn't get reelected in Florida for Senate.

iruinedyourday
02-03-2016, 01:46 PM
Unlike Islam, no one died.

https://www.iraqbodycount.org/

Pokesan
02-03-2016, 01:52 PM
We will carpet bomb [ISIS] into oblivion. I don’t know if sand can glow in the dark, but we’re going to find out,

iruinedyourday
02-03-2016, 02:00 PM
has cruz been vetted? like did they really vet him or might a huge pediophial ring pop up during the election if he gets the nom?

KagatobLuvsAnimu
02-03-2016, 02:59 PM
https://www.iraqbodycount.org/

I know you love them to death, but sand people aren't people. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecJUqhm2g08)

iruinedyourday
02-03-2016, 03:09 PM
literatly nobody whines as much as you do kaga

KagatobLuvsAnimu
02-03-2016, 03:11 PM
doing what I was designed to do

Blitzers
02-03-2016, 03:45 PM
has cruz been vetted? like did they really vet him or might a huge pediophial ring pop up during the election if he gets the nom?

You mean like Bill Clinton?
http://gawker.com/flight-logs-put-clinton-dershowitz-on-pedophile-billio-1681039971

I can see pedophiles really matter when you go to polls.

Lurikeen
02-03-2016, 04:30 PM
has cruz been vetted? like did they really vet him or might a huge pediophial ring pop up during the election if he gets the nom?

Only a pediophial-phobe can write such bigotry and hate.

iruinedyourday
02-03-2016, 04:58 PM
wow strong words luriken

Sidelle
02-03-2016, 05:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/O0PL4XT.jpg
I see some of her hair under that scarf. What a harlot.

Hoozi
02-03-2016, 05:34 PM
So Trump calling out Cruz for cheating actually seems to have some merit, interesting:
http://www.dailynewsbin.com/news/ted-cruz-cheated-his-staffers-told-iowa-caucus-goers-that-ben-carson-had-already-dropped-out/23729/

The Cruz campaign sent emails instructing its supporters in Iowa to tell Carson's supporters that Carson had already dropped out of the race, so they'd change their votes in favor of Cruz instead. And it's far from the only documented instance of Ted Cruz cheating in Iowa.

The Iowa Secretary of State has already accused Ted Cruz violating state election laws by sending out a flyer which implied that Iowa republicans would be in legal trouble if they failed to show up and vote.

The poll numbers (which are usually pretty close to results) seem to reflect something unusual happened. Was it from Cruz playing dirty or from some other means? Who knows.

iruinedyourday
02-03-2016, 05:40 PM
holy shit republicans are cheaters?! NO WAY!?

Hoozi
02-03-2016, 05:40 PM
holy shit republicans are cheaters?! NO WAY!?

Ya the Dems have never cheated on anyone, ever.

iruinedyourday
02-03-2016, 05:42 PM
Ya the Dems have never cheated on anyone, ever.

Bernie hasn't, but that's it sure ill give you that, even with no evidence.

But literally voter fraud has been priority no1 for the republican party for decades, so its you get whats coming.

Pokesan
02-03-2016, 05:47 PM
are we conflating marital infidelity with voting fraud?

oh my what fun!

KagatobLuvsAnimu
02-03-2016, 05:50 PM
Bernie hasn't.

I guarantee that everyone who wanted to see him speak in Seattle last year felt cheated.

iruinedyourday
02-03-2016, 05:50 PM
"its not marital infidelity if it's children under 12 and you pay for it" -ted cruz actual real quote hand of god

maskedmelon
02-03-2016, 05:55 PM
Something similar happened eight years ago between a former First Lady and a young Senator from Illinois. The FL was supposed to clean house, but she was trounced by the Senator.

Lurikeen
02-03-2016, 08:11 PM
"its not marital infidelity if it's children under 12 and you pay for it" -ted cruz actual real quote hand of god

Uh, huh. And you're showing your pedophile-phobia again. You make a terrible "progressive." You sure you're not a Trump supporter in disguise?

Sidelle
02-03-2016, 08:11 PM
http://www.nbcnews.com/video/jeb-bush-asks-n-h-audience-to-please-clap-615035459591

Poor Jeb... LOL

Big_Japan
02-03-2016, 08:14 PM
capslock is cruz control for cool

Big_Japan
02-03-2016, 08:18 PM
https://i.imgur.com/UOWTgIZ.png

when you see it

Lurikeen
02-03-2016, 08:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/UOWTgIZ.png

when you see it

America would be stronger if Bush went to Canada.

Sidelle
02-03-2016, 08:48 PM
He has the weirdest boner right now.

KagatobLuvsAnimu
02-03-2016, 09:29 PM
https://i.imgur.com/UOWTgIZ.png

when you see it

please clap (https://t.co/OL8VPDMI5c)

Big_Japan
02-03-2016, 09:43 PM
He has the weirdest boner right now.

i was referring to the yarmulke but that's a pretty good find also

the guy seated next to the water seems to be pleasuring himself as well

iruinedyourday
02-03-2016, 10:07 PM
repbus of all shapes and size do what their leaders say when they say it.

Big_Japan
02-03-2016, 10:10 PM
repbus of all shapes and size do what their leaders say when they say it.

but soros's pet monkey and tribemate Sanders is totally independent guays, seriously

iruinedyourday
02-04-2016, 08:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4sq5Rkf.png

TRUS: "A transrectal ultrasound (TRUS) is an ultrasound technique that is used to view a man's prostate and surrounding tissues. The ultrasound transducer (probe) sends sound waves through the wall of the rectum into the prostate gland, which is located directly in front of the rectum."

http://www.cancer.ca/en/cancer-information/diagnosis-and-treatment/tests-and-procedures/transrectal-ultrasound-trus/?region=on

SamwiseRed
02-04-2016, 08:50 PM
writing in my vote for obama

Lune
02-04-2016, 09:45 PM
Let's get another Bush in there. Or at least a Republican, they are far more willing to fight Israel's wars down to the last American soldier.

http://i.imgur.com/gVvIvJN.jpg

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