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Lime
01-10-2016, 01:00 AM
So Big Lime being a learned intellectual and hero to the people was listening to this manly video about Government propaganda mind control and the hive mind like any reasonable person would be doing on a Saturday evening while drinking heavily.

https://archive.org/details/manufacturing_consent

At 25 minutes in you can clearly see 3 Third Reich Buglers play the Everquest quest turn in sound. Click this video go to 25 minutes in. Once you hear it you will know I'm right.

Further research reveals everquest spell effects were inserted into Sir Mix Alot's classic rap video "Baby got Back" 5 seconds into the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo The mystery deepens.


After doing some investigating reporting you can see that exactly one year ago some reddit nerds stumbled upon it as well. Intradesting...

http://i.imgur.com/drL8Zgn.jpg



https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63624 Other sounds have been found in this thread. But why was this thread locked? Clearly this was an illuminati cover up by mods.

Upon further research I stumbled across https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZKeGLM1RiY. Igor Witkowski is of Polish military journalist, a specialist in high-tech weapons talks about German scientists building a machine designed to control gravity and therefore use gravitational forces to warp both time and space.

http://www.neonnettle.com/features/images/belufimain1.jpg

Did German scientists travel to 1999 so that they could play the highly addictive Everquest game?

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/ciencia/negativeenergy/wormimages/worm3.jpg

http://www.nature.com/news/2005/050711/full/news050711-4.html


Trips in time have been theoretically possible ever since Einstein worked out that heavy masses can warp both time and space, and that objects travelling close to the speed of light tend to experience the passage of time more slowly.

Moving forwards in time is therefore easy. Certain short-lived cosmic particles, for example, can be seen on Earth. Their journey looks to us as if it has taken thousands of years, but the particle feels as though it has whipped across space in just a few minutes, and arrives on Earth before it has had time to decay. In effect, the particle has travelled into the future, living beyond its years.



So is it possible that Hitler time traveled to play the highly addicting Everquest computer game and hang out with booth babe hotties while inserting his bugle call into the game files?


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/649073235_31a0da1426.jpg


His body has never been found. Does turning in a quest help The Third Reich? Are the lizard people real? Why do the lizard people like big butt's? Is project 1999 a cover up to hide secret German technology? Do GM's have green names because they are lizard people? Tune in next time for more questions and no answers.


https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/wGCCqW5q10sYFMKeB9jHZbdRRpNkhnnZZn6Lk8CEW3KJH_Jirs KmCtrltXVAoKjE_2E=w300

karsten
01-10-2016, 01:23 AM
confirmed

iiNGloriouS
01-10-2016, 01:27 AM
Best thread of 2016.

Kergan
01-10-2016, 01:37 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/wgSl8fyFNMiGs/giphy.gif

Deathshead_Empire
01-12-2016, 01:29 PM
I think you are onto something here. Please keep us updated as you uncover more of this historical mystery.

Sk00ba5t3v3
01-12-2016, 11:13 PM
mind = blown

Efwan
01-12-2016, 11:19 PM
Hitler = Furor

miraclegrow2
01-13-2016, 03:03 PM
holy shit this kid is unemployed

all the movies and specials draw sounds from the same databases, who cares.

Kerwin
01-13-2016, 04:07 PM
on the supernatural tv show they use like 3 different eq npc sounds all the time

Uuruk
01-13-2016, 04:24 PM
i traded pixels for drugs because i'm a drug addict.

AzzarTheGod
01-13-2016, 05:53 PM
^ lol

wiggleroom
01-13-2016, 06:19 PM
Wiggler

Tradesonred
01-13-2016, 06:25 PM
When i first spotted this on my own i had a huge "wtf did i just hear?"

Tan ton ton tanananaaaaa

Tassador
01-13-2016, 06:31 PM
When i first spotted this on my own i had a huge "wtf did i just hear?"

Tan ton ton tanananaaaaa

Serious question. How much weed are you smoking these day?

Lime
01-13-2016, 10:02 PM
Lizard people are real: Confirmation below.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/20/28/10/202810a0785698a95994cd3aadf4f2fa.jpg

Call 1-800-LIZARDS for warm bodied reptiles near you.

Tradesonred
01-14-2016, 04:41 AM
Serious question. How much weed are you smoking these day?

ive slacked down alot. Id say 7-14g a year

Smedy
01-14-2016, 04:57 AM
lots of bangable broads in this thread go on plz

also lumi was right!

AzzarTheGod
01-14-2016, 05:04 AM
lots of bangable broads in this thread go on plz

also lumi was right!

Took a couple years to realize Lumi was not trolling.

I'm rdy 2 go lizard status I'm a believer now.

Farzo
01-14-2016, 06:07 AM
Lol really good thread. A+ 5/5.

Trainhop
01-14-2016, 09:54 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ae_Ora_5s8