My brother in law just got thrown out of his grandma's house: an inquiry

[Big_Japan]

I was tasked with going through a pile of drug shit and determining whether he could be convicted in family court of using anything harder than weed from the physical evidence. In the process I was able to confiscate a fist sized piece of marijuana concentrate wax for myself. I think he was chipping off of it to deal.

Biggest score since grandpa died with a giant bottle of unconsumed death bed morphine. The righteous shall inherit the drugs.

I've never been a sad enough pleb to do weed concentrate (if i wnated to get really fucked up i would do a good drug). Can you eat wax on a fatty stomach get high, or do I have to smoke these drugs like a pleb?

[Paleman]

eating it would be a waste. the best way to smoke it would be vaping it. burning it will waste alot of the THC because it burns well, and a little goes long way.

[Big_Japan]

Obviously eating it is wasteFUL, but is it a waste?

Are we talking 33% efficacy by unit volume between eating and burning (no way am I investing in vaping it), or 1%?

[Paleman]

Obviously eating it is wasteFUL, but is it a waste?

Are we talking 33% efficacy by unit volume between eating and burning (no way am I investing in vaping it), or 1%?

honestly the best way to ingest it would be via the rectum.

[Big_Japan]

come on now I'm not scarface, I'll plug oxy when I gotta. but i'm not plugging weed, come on now *****.

[Knuckle]

stick it up your ass

[Daywolf]

And then once it's deep up in there, you're suppose to snort it however you can, ...so I've heard.

[Pokesan]

muscle it and u can maintain a baseline high for weeks

[Big_Japan]

lot of non serious posts ITT

seriously i expect one of u to google htis for me and present an answer within an hour

[nuit]

put it in a bowl of boiling water and inhale it, no vap needed.

[Daywolf]

muscle it and u can maintain a baseline high for weeks
bah nonsense. Once the head has been firmly inserted and the substance snorted back out, the next step in the process is to not waste the urine as it can be reingested once again :)

but yeah, what's the worse that could happen...

http://i.imgur.com/2Wc2xsA.jpg

[Big_Japan]

ok so to clarify, it's this brown shit the consistency of wax but not oily to the touch like I would expect. It does not smell like marijuana at all.

I tried eating some just now, swallowed it like a pill cause I assumed it would be gross. But one of the chunks got stuck so I chewed it, and it's REALLY sweet like brown sugar and no taste of weed at all. Actually rather delicious, but I am starting to wonder what I just ate.

Any idea waht I may have just consumed a large amount of? Can anyone confirm weed concentrates are made with sugar? Google implies they are not, and it doesn't make sense to me from a chemistry point of view to put something hydrophilic in your weed concentrate. but i am not an expert as I have said. please help if u know anything about this i think i may have made a mistake

[JackFlash]

Doesn't sound like weed to me.....

[Big_Japan]

yea its heroin feelin pritty good rite now

now i gotta figure out how to warn family hes on H without admitting i did some of it

[Pokesan]

ITT we ingest whatever object we come across, hoping it is made of drugs

[Big_Japan]

to be fair it was in a bag full of weed periphernalia and had a mild odor of marijuana from the container which i misattributed to the substance. and i aint no bitch, i will do wut it take to gte down.

[captnamazing]

Hahahahhaa fu king five star journey. Hoping this is real

[Tradesonred]

hash...

https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=21704&pictureid=456275

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

stick it up your ass

[am0n]

Ya'll be pussies. Go do some real drugs.

https://www.google.com/search?q=krokodil&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiohcOwoZXKAhWMOz4KHcO6BkgQ_AUIBygB&biw=1920&bih=1089


(I'll be nice. Don't click that if you have a weak stomach.)

[Big_Japan]

hash...

https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=21704&pictureid=456275

yep it looked exactly like this, thus my confusion. strong taste of brown sugar was 1st clue I was wrong. I dont know much about the chemistry of a 15 year old's weed concentrates but sugar is water soluble and thc is fat soluble.

Probably shitty cut heroin this reprobate bought from a mexican and cut with even more brown sugar to sell to his "musician" "friends". mild itchy buzz seems to confirm.

You could use this shit to sugar your oatmeal and probably not OD.

Incidentally, sticking it up my ass is a more attractive option than it was earlier today.

[Barkingturtle]

Sticking things up your butt is implicitly homo.

If you want to retain a shred of dignity and even an ounce of self-respect, slip it inside your dick-hole, instead.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Obviously eating it is wasteFUL, but is it a waste?

Are we talking 33% efficacy by unit volume between eating and burning (no way am I investing in vaping it), or 1%?

100% waste depending on how it was produced. THC requires heat to activate, which is why edibles must be cooked. If you don't have an oil rig, use the "two knives and a bottle" trick. Start with a dab about the size of 1/4 of a pea so you dont think you're dying for the next 7 hours.

Also, that's probably several thousand dollars worth of wax.


Oh and make sure it isn't just an ear wax collection or something. Don't smoke ear wax.

[captnamazing]

I think what filthy means to say is don't smoke ear wax... Stick it in the bum

[Spyder73]

Let me introduce you to the two words that changed my life...

"Vodka Tampon"

[Thulack]

Go ahead and eat it. You will be fine :)

[Furniture]

I've seen that shit in new york plenty of times. It is referred to as a "dab". You use a "rig" to smoke it. They probably sell them in any good head shop near you.

Here is an example of them i found on youtube
http://www.retroactivesmokeshop.com/collections/dab-rigs

[Knuckle]

So do I need to blueline you the details on how efficient sticking a drug up your ass is for absorption rates or you gonna man up and probe yourself

[sOurDieSel]

If that is meant to be dabbed it is the shittiest wax I have ever seen. Looks more like some really low quality bubble hash.

Either way, you should just stick it up your butt to prove your not cis-gendered.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Ya'll be pussies. Go do some real drugs.

https://www.google.com/search?q=krokodil&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiohcOwoZXKAhWMOz4KHcO6BkgQ_AUIBygB&biw=1920&bih=1089


(I'll be nice. Don't click that if you have a weak stomach.)

You give a warning for a krokodil link? Do your parents know you're online right now?

[Faywind]

OP confirmed pleb...

[Filthy_Pagan]

Sticking things up your butt is implicitly homo.

If you want to retain a shred of dignity and even an ounce of self-respect, slip it inside your dick-hole, instead.

Not sticking things up your butt his homophobic. You have a prostate for a reason, and you haven't lived until your lady friend has tickled it.

[Zill]

1. Nerd finds great drug with grandmother's assistance.
2. Nerd posts on Elfsim forums to ask nerd peers for instructions on how to use it.
3. Nerd ends up fucking eating hash...
4. Nerd speculates about the hash he just completely wasted mostly being heroin.

Sweet thread!!!

[Grimjaw]

I've seen that shit in new york plenty of times. It is referred to as a "dab". You use a "rig" to smoke it. They probably sell them in any good head shop near you.

Here is an example of them i found on youtube
http://www.retroactivesmokeshop.com/collections/dab-rigs


dab is a same as butane hash/honey oil? Yep, hotknife it.

[Filthy_Pagan]

dab is a same as butane hash/honey oil? Yep, hotknife it.

Not quite. there's oil (what youre talking about), wax, and shatter. they're all different purities and consistencies.

[James_Joyce]

1. Nerd finds great drug with grandmother's assistance.
2. Nerd posts on Elfsim forums to ask nerd peers for instructions on how to use it.
3. Nerd ends up fucking eating hash...
4. Nerd speculates about the hash he just completely wasted mostly being heroin.

Sweet thread!!!

Can you demonstrate to me the existence of a form of hash that is comprised primarily of brown sugar? Cause the shit was primarily made out of that

Ps: I know what opiates feel like. Why u rustled?