Make a post ITT every time you have an orgasm

[James_Joyce]

if u achieved said orgasm by wackin it u have to admit it. honor system.

i dont have to admit to anything this time. :cool: Tomorrow maybe making a less hip reply to this thread though though, i just started Sengoku Rance.

https://i.imgur.com/ODgafnx.png

also, in the spirit of inclusivity, any of our lovely transladies or drug addicts who have trouble reaching completion because of their antidepressant / hormone / methadone related sexual dysfunction are authorized to make a post whenever they have a sexual encounter where they WOULD have achieved orgasm if sober, but instead had to calmly explain it wasnt their partner's fault they couldn't cum.

[Filthy_Pagan]

First.


You nerds shouldn't be embarrassed, it's completely natural.

[Psionide]

also, in the spirit of inclusivity, any of our lovely transladies or drug addicts who have trouble reaching completion because of their antidepressant / hormone / methadone related sexual dysfunction are authorized to make a post whenever they have a sexual encounter where they WOULD have achieved orgasm if sober, but instead had to calmly explain it wasnt their partner's fault they couldn't cum.

Sounds like a bit of personal experience in there bruh.

[James_Joyce]

ya well the upside is i got a cialis scrip with my 'done and i could go all nite long.

[Vilkata]

Where will I find a free hand to post with?

[Pokesan]

I came to post here.

[maskedmelon]

I came to post here.

This is too deep...

[James_Joyce]

"came", "deep", tits avatar, i just couldn't resist rubbing one out yall are getting me bothered

[James_Joyce]

only if ur trying to get me to bump it an extra couple times ;DDDDD

[maerilith]

Boooooooooring.....

[James_Joyce]

probably not my best thread indeed, but you pouring salt into it has revived my self-confidence somewhat. pls don't be too hurt tho, i actually dont have any opinions about anything i just like to challenge you. i am a being of love and pure light.

[maerilith]

probably not my best thread indeed, but you pouring salt into it has revived my self-confidence somewhat. pls don't be too hurt tho, i actually dont have any opinions about anything i just like to challenge you. i am a being of love and pure light.

Boooooooooring.....

[James_Joyce]

usually my romantic overtures go over alot better. have u not seen my RL pic?

[Filthy_Pagan]

I came to post here.

http://i.imgur.com/GFIZs14.png

[Pokesan]

e: wrong thread

[AzzarTheGod]

Should I bump this sometimes 3 times a day? >;D

so on R99 we have a saying

"Got prof?"

pls don't be too hurt tho, i actually dont have any opinions about anything i just like to challenge you. i am a being of love and pure light.

As a Professor I, too, cannot have any opinion on anything. For the world is forever in motion. Aaaaand maerilith banned for attacking katrik I'm guessing...

[Wipe it Clean]

BUMP

[Big_Japan]

whoops forgot to bump about 3 hours ago

[Filthy_Pagan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-KA2Ihxc2Y

[Big_Japan]

bump

[Big_Japan]

bump #2 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=987tiYAOuRo)

[Big_Japan]

#3 :o

im sore

[Filthy_Pagan]

Lol Big J is a trooper

[James_Joyce]

if u think i'm a trooper the other guy gonna need the medal of honor


BUMP

[Pokesan]

i'm edging until hoyer gets cut and then I will drown the world

[Xaanka]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaLkIdQgX7g
ive got diarrhea on the toilet bowl, my cocks in my hand and im reaching my goal
gotta make sure that i get a big whif, the smell of the shit will keep my dick stuff

[captnamazing]

contributing to this Up and Coming thread

[AzzarTheGod]

i'm edging until hoyer gets cut and then I will drown the world

Jim Norton said edging ruined his health and life when he was on Joe Rogan

[Filthy_Pagan]

sme f my kes ae sticing

[Xaanka]

Posting bc I blew my load onto my neighbors tits last night, then woke up extra early to preheat her oven to 500°F to experience the death of millions of potentially living things as I shot my thick ropes into the inferno. :cool:

[Filthy_Pagan]

Posting bc I blew my load onto my neighbors tits last night, then woke up extra early to preheat her oven to 500°F to experience the death of millions of potentially living things as I shot my thick ropes into the inferno. :cool:

Yeah, mantits lol rekt omg fgt blaze one

[Tradesonred]

Leonardo Di Caprio talking about indigenous rights at the Golden Globe Awards

https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/elasticbeanstalk-us-west-2-660920380214/images/thumbnails/4pXfHLUlZf4/thumbnail_w720.jpg

[Pokesan]

Leonardo Di Caprio talking about indigenous rights at the Golden Globe Awards

https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/elasticbeanstalk-us-west-2-660920380214/images/thumbnails/4pXfHLUlZf4/thumbnail_w720.jpg

i thought only lonely middle aged women watched the golden globes?

[Tradesonred]

i thought only lonely middle aged women watched the golden globes?

Went through my facebook feed

[Pokesan]

Went through my facebook feed

oh my

[James_Joyce]

oh my

zing!

[captnamazing]

No need to shower seven has bleach which is a cleaning agent

[James_Joyce]

B U M P (https://youtu.be/cJObfWe8Fmk?t=39s)

[Redi]

another anime/tranny thread in the anime/tranny sub forum

[Filthy_Pagan]

Your avatar bothers me.

Wolf golf wang gang n word

Man i hate my dad, gonna dance around in panties, got myself a white bitch, but she might be a tranny. grew up in the suburbs thats why i like the rap, i mispronounce words to rhyme and all my albums are crap


EDIT: gosh i really hate my dad i wish that i could meet him and show him my bmw

[James_Joyce]

Your avatar bothers me.

Wolf golf wang gang n word

Man i hate my dad, gonna dance around in panties, got myself a white bitch, but she might be a tranny. grew up in the suburbs thats why i like the rap, i mispronounce words to rhyme and all my albums are crap


EDIT: gosh i really hate my dad i wish that i could meet him and show him my bmw

i didn't understand the reference if there was one, but i still found this stream of consciousness post very uplifting early in my morning. upboat

[James_Joyce]

New asanagi on exhentai is D O P E

[Big_Japan]

story is about an alchemist who creates a thousand living flesh dolls and has an auto-resurrect spell so after u strangle her to death she wake up in the next one

https://i.imgur.com/UFJiqDS.png

literally the best thing i ever saw

[captnamazing]

have you sick fucks ever beaten it to mlp

[AzzarTheGod]

Your avatar bothers me.

Wolf golf wang gang n word

Man i hate my dad, gonna dance around in panties, got myself a white bitch, but she might be a tranny. grew up in the suburbs thats why i like the rap, i mispronounce words to rhyme and all my albums are crap


EDIT: gosh i really hate my dad i wish that i could meet him and show him my bmw


I like to rap like Tyler the Creator during the day because I think I have a form of tourettes and it helps me cope.

His voice inflection and enunciation when he twists the end of his words to rhyme is like therapy to me.

Saying random stuff and off-topic ideas/questions when I get excited in a social setting can get me in trouble, but if I just imagine I'm Tyler and act like I'm spitting some bars with golf gang swagger, my hipster friends don't think I'm weird.

#GolfGang #2Wood #NineIron #Par5

[maskedmelon]

another anime/tranny thread in the anime/tranny sub forum

And which did you come here for?

[Filthy_Pagan]

There are still no tits in the thread everyone gtfo

[Big_Japan]

if i get banned for posting tits myself this glorious thread might get shut down

"you gotta step up, man" -jeb bush