Fight me IRL sektor

[Ames1]

I'm coming 4 you, You little weasel.

http://puu.sh/m8dLi/f7d8eefe86.png

[Kergan]

You're a few months off, Valentine's day is the R99 r/l fight day.

[fiegi 8.0]

sektor would slap you silly ames

[Lu|zSect]

sektora wud sit on suffocate

[Xaanka]

http://larashots.com/appleyard/seapatrol/inbase_sp_inj_suspect_03.jpg

[AzzarTheGod]

the old ames would get rolled by sektor.

nizzar would beat the shit out of both you guys are the same time.

[Tassador]

Is there no flights to philly? Trains seem 1800ish

[Lu|zSect]

http://blog.amtrak.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Acela-cropped.jpg

[Samsung]

Hehe Ames I'll gladly grab some lunch with you.

[Lu|zSect]

if u fuck my wife!

[Drakaris]

the old ames would get rolled by sektor.

nizzar would beat the shit out of both you guys are the same time.

Would pay to see that fight.

[Lu|zSect]

jerome's night, eh?

[Tassador]

Would pay to see that fight.

Anyone on here would kick you're ass

[hammbone]

Anyone on here would kick you're ass

Wow, you are dumb.

It is your ass, not you're ass.

[quido]

I have to wonder how many people on here have actually ever been in a real fight.

[Tassador]

Wow, you are dumb.

It is your ass, not you're ass.

you're driving a female car or a bicycle and still as fat as Agatha. Plus addicted to drugs and 15 year simulation.

[Jazzy]

Heheh fort dix

[Tune]

I have to wonder how many people on here have actually ever been in a real fight.

probably close to 0

I would venture to say you trolls act completely different when you cant hide behind the internet

no reason to get mad at some one that knows their place

[Samsung]

I've been in a few fights as an adult. Definitely something I'm not proud of.

[AzzarTheGod]

I've been in a few fights as an adult. Definitely something I'm not proud of.

[Drakaris]

I've mainly sparred but have survived a 3v1 gank with only a cut lip with all 3 of them running like pussies. Wouldn't have gotten hit but I thought my fucking autistic ex had my side when a dude came at me shit talking. She watched as his mate snuck around for a cheap shot thinking I would miraculously dodge it. Fucking autists.

My wife would have yelled as soon as he went for a swing and prolly even laid into him and I would have fucking hospitalised both those cunts and their pussy friend who hid at the back waiting to jump in for a boot bash.

Anyways don't date autistic bitches. Emotionally unstable and unreliable as fuck.

[Samsung]

Drakar please stop posting.

[syztem]

been in like 1 or 2 fights irl, not strong, don't care much for fighting either. come at me threateningly, im going to shoot you. plain and simple. don't need to lift and look big when you can get a license to ccw.

[Samsung]

been in like 1 or 2 fights irl, not strong, don't care much for fighting either. come at me threateningly, im going to shoot you. plain and simple. don't need to lift and look big when you can get a license to ccw.

Try to work on one word sentence's please.

[Samsung]

Try to work on one sentence per post please.

[Stalos_]

Try to work on one word sentence's please.

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[Samsung]

?

Read second post. Was posting while half asleep.

[quido]

lol Drakar dated an autistic chick? sounds like a match made in heaven outside of the personal defense situation

[Rhuobhe]

Drakar low agility can't win fights. not quick enough to dodge and melee

[Xaanka]

im basically a massive badass irl, i fight grizzly bears 3v1 with my autistic gf

[Redi]

drakar sounds real pathetic

[Salaryman]

Dating mentaly handicapped people is probably not something you wanna advertise

[Samsung]

Hey Salaryman miss u pal

[Drakaris]

That was the first and last time I dated a chick I met on the Internet. Worst experience ever.

Crazy chicks are good fucks at least.

[Drakaris]

Drakar low agility can't win fights. not quick enough to dodge and melee

You can't dodge what you can't see. I'm quite agile.

[Uton]

Does fallujah count as a fight?

[AzzarTheGod]

I've mainly sparred but have survived a 3v1 gank with only a cut lip with all 3 of them running like pussies. Wouldn't have gotten hit but I thought my fucking autistic ex had my side when a dude came at me shit talking. She watched as his mate snuck around for a cheap shot thinking I would miraculously dodge it. Fucking autists.

My wife would have yelled as soon as he went for a swing and prolly even laid into him and I would have fucking hospitalised both those cunts and their pussy friend who hid at the back waiting to jump in for a boot bash.

Anyways don't date autistic bitches. Emotionally unstable and unreliable as fuck.


By "fight" you mean you got into a pushing match with your new autistic wifes friends over who was hogging the XBOX.

I don't give a fuck who you are, you aren't fighting 3 guys with bad intentions and sending them all packing with just a cut lip.

Roadhouse Skar is a good gimmick and definitely not played out, keep it up.

[Xaanka]

I'm just staring at my phone or my papers like a MK Ultra shooter about to go active. Asperger's kid staring at wood grain and paper pulp texture while pissing his pants.

[Drakaris]

By "fight" you mean you got into a pushing match with your new autistic wifes friends over who was hogging the XBOX.

I don't give a fuck who you are, you aren't fighting 3 guys with bad intentions and sending them all packing with just a cut lip.

Roadhouse Skar is a good gimmick and definitely not played out, keep it up.

They played this routine before. The intention is to knock the guy down by surprise, boot bash and take their shit.

It takes more than a free punch to the jaw to take me down. If kept coming at me and I swung back I would have probably broken their jaw. I was a heavier lifter then and was curling 35 kg per arm and benching 160kg. This was back in 07.

[Lu|zSect]

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/9/6/enhanced/webdr08/anigif_enhanced-5601-1404900076-6.gif

[Tassador]

That gif illustrates Drakar perfectly.

[Xaanka]

They played this routine before. The intention is to knock the guy down by surprise, boot bash and take their shit.

It takes more than a free punch to the jaw to take me down. If kept coming at me and I swung back I would have probably broken their jaw. I was a heavier lifter then and was curling 35 kg per arm and benching 160kg. This was back in 07.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2581096/vegeta-turns-super-saiyan-o.gif

[Slathar]

lol trolled

[Xaanka]

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[Samsung]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2581096/vegeta-turns-super-saiyan-o.gif

Lawl

[Redi]

They played this routine before. The intention is to knock the guy down by surprise, boot bash and take their shit.

It takes more than a free punch to the jaw to take me down. If kept coming at me and I swung back I would have probably broken their jaw. I was a heavier lifter then and was curling 35 kg per arm and benching 160kg. This was back in 07.

Crazy pills

[Drakaris]

Crazy pills

Lol divorce papers for xmas!

My wife made me dinner for Boxing Day while I raided with friends!

[Redi]

What's boxing day

Nobody believes you weirdo

Keep trying super hard

[Slathar]

Lol divorce papers for xmas!

My wife made me dinner for Boxing Day while I raided with friends!

my wife left me but at least i got an aon

[Slathar]

man im ripping the forums

[Drakaris]

What's boxing day

Nobody believes you weirdo

Keep trying super hard

Uneducated and soon to be single?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_Day

Google has the answers!!!!

[Xaanka]

yeah you're ripping it all right

http://yourmomshousepodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/king1-360x425.jpg

[Ragnaros]

was real good to have drakar back last nite
missed u pal

[Drakaris]

I was just flexing my pecs in the mirror and can see why my wife does anything for me. God it feels good to not look like rhettiwalk.

[Drakaris]

was real good to have drakar back last nite
missed u pal

Thanks pal! Was fun to play with you guys.

[Xaanka]

you shouldnt take advantage of mentally disabled people

[Slathar]

I was just flexing my pecs in the mirror and can see why my wife does anything for me. God it feels good to not look like rhettiwalk.

lold

[Redi]

I just fu ked my wife and my mistress after getting into a 1v4 brawl where I got punched and I didn't even flinch. Bout 2 go ride a bike while lifting kilograms. I'm a millionaire with a Suzuki btw.

Please accept me and my real story.

- drakaw, osberger

[Slathar]

I just fu ked my wife and my mistress after getting into a 1v4 brawl where I got punched and I didn't even flinch. Bout 2 go ride a bike while lifting kilograms. I'm a millionaire with a Suzuki btw.

Please accept me and my real story.

- drakaw, osberger

lold

ur move drakar

[Xaanka]

do autistic people get retard strength too? or is that just downs?

[Xaanka]

this is important, relevant to my immersion into drakar's stories

[Samsung]

loooool

[Ames1]

loooool

Just got back home. What's up with all the fucking homeless people in philly? Literally one on every corner near penn station. Do the police just let them hang wherever they want?

[Samsung]

Just got back home. What's up with all the fucking homeless people in philly? Literally one on every corner near penn station. Do the police just let them hang wherever they want?

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/907/rl1EhG.jpg (https://imageshack.com/i/p7rl1EhGj)

come at me BRO

[Slathar]

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/907/rl1EhG.jpg (https://imageshack.com/i/p7rl1EhGj)

come at me BRO

To Catch a Predator: Pokemon Edition

"Gotta Catch 'Em All"

[Ames1]

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/907/rl1EhG.jpg (https://imageshack.com/i/p7rl1EhGj)

come at me BRO

On second thought I think I saw you standing on one of those corners



p.s jesus fucking christ is that a pokemon hat? I wouldn't even acknowledge your existence if I ever saw you

[Lu|zSect]

cringeworthy

[Ames1]

good thread

[fiegi 8.0]

bend that brim

[Samsung]

bend that brim

naw

[Lu|zSect]

http://i1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa341/george079/fat-arse-smothering.jpg

[Drakaris]

I just fu ked my wife and my mistress after getting into a 1v4 brawl where I got punched and I didn't even flinch. Bout 2 go ride a bike while lifting kilograms. I'm a millionaire with a Suzuki btw.

Please accept me and my real story.

- drakaw, osberger

7 years ago before I got married fucking 2 chicks woulda been true. I got too much T to be dating 1 girl at a time. I fuck my wife daily, too bad your fugly ass can't say the same while your wife sends you divorce papers while fucking another mans pole.

Empires croot policy is to be low T beta cuckold and to bow down to a 19 y/o Uni drop kick. I got too much T to be doing that shit.

It's ok bro, you can cry to your aimchat pals about your irl shortcomings. That manfrat will protect you from your failures in life and award you with the finest pixels if the price is right.

[Samsung]

To Catch a Predator: Pokemon Edition

"Gotta Catch 'Em All"

http://i.imgur.com/sgkyGDf.jpg

[Uuruk]

So Sektor really did catch Snorlax.

[Lu|zSect]

l o l
http://pre03.deviantart.net/ac1d/th/pre/f/2013/013/8/3/seriously_supersized_snorlax_by_arakasa-d5rfmsu.jpg

[billyinorganic]

I literally fought a navy seal and he kicked my ass...

Least he didn't get the throw on me.

[Doors]

Legit hard to read entire drakar posts without feeling really awkward.

[Drakaris]

Legit hard to read entire drakar posts without feeling really awkward.

Weak stomach IMO...

[quido]

Or the awkward is off the charts. You decide.

[Xaanka]

pokemon hat owns

modern american ffamily.jpg

http://img04.deviantart.net/78ae/i/2010/178/c/0/misty__snorlax_and_snorli_by_el_primo_de_ernesto.p ng

[Skillslam]

Fight simulation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djWKAQeW_S8

[Samsung]

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11114/111141352/3551665-iron-man-6800-hd-wallpapers.jpg VS http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/2/29/Wheezy.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100610205841

my money is on ames wrapping himself around weasel like a boa constrictor

I'm a slippery weasel tho meaning he's done for.

[Ames1]

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11114/111141352/3551665-iron-man-6800-hd-wallpapers.jpg VS http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/2/29/Wheezy.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100610205841

my money is on ames wrapping himself around weasel like a boa constrictor

lmao

[Safon]

Holy fuck, have red forums always been this entertaining?

I've been missing out

[Safon]

Blue forum warriors need to come here and see how it's done, the Drakaris back and forth alone is fucking gold

[SamwiseRed]

Blue forum warriors need to come here and see how it's done, the Drakaris back and forth alone is fucking gold

Just be careful or you might get doxed or maced.

[Lu|zSect]

Or cucked by the mailman!

[MEGANS LAW]

ames' marfan syndrome will infect the weasel.

[Ames1]

The fact remains that a fully grown man in this thread not only owns a pokemon fitted, but also has a pokeball strapped to his waist at all times.

[barrettdc1]

The fact remains that a fully grown man in this thread not only owns a pokemon fitted, but also has a pokeball strapped to his waist at all times.

Oh god I didn't see the pokeball.

:yikes:

[Samsung]

Just got it for xmas

[Nocsucow]

I have to wonder how many people on here have actually ever been in a real fight.

I've been in 1 fight as an adult ... was in 20 or 30 from 6th grade - 12th. A fight as an adult can destroy your life.. Because i work on schools the they do background check on EVERY job and a domestic violence charge will keep me from working on that job. So now I keep my gun on me . if something escalates I'll aim , warn , shoot. it's worked so far .

[quido]

sometimes a nurga's just gotta get his ass beat tho

[Xaanka]

my city has mutual combat laws because the cops got sick of dealing with drunks fighting. if you take your shoes off and the fight ends when someone hits the ground, its legal. you can even call up a cop to referee.

[Xaanka]

domestic calls are mandatory arrest here tho

[Redi]

I've been in 1 fight as an adult ... was in 20 or 30 from 6th grade - 12th. A fight as an adult can destroy your life.. Because i work on schools the they do background check on EVERY job and a domestic violence charge will keep me from working on that job. So now I keep my gun on me . if something escalates I'll aim , warn , shoot. it's worked so far .

https://media.giphy.com/media/FlVTwpUxtmzgk/giphy.gif

[Nocsucow]

https://media.giphy.com/media/FlVTwpUxtmzgk/giphy.gif

get off my nuts redi.. after this many years... it's getting really pathetic..

[SamwiseRed]

bend that brim

truth

[AenorVZ]

I have to wonder how many people on here have actually ever been in a real fight.

When you're 6-3, skinny, white, have a big mouth and grow up in the hood, you gone scrap.

[miraclegrow2]

how is this hitting 10 pages?

outside of christmas dinner at moms, last decent meal he probably had was thanksgiving

[Knuckle]

I've mainly sparred but have survived a 3v1 gank with only a cut lip with all 3 of them running like pussies. Wouldn't have gotten hit but I thought my fucking autistic ex had my side when a dude came at me shit talking. She watched as his mate snuck around for a cheap shot thinking I would miraculously dodge it. Fucking autists.

My wife would have yelled as soon as he went for a swing and prolly even laid into him and I would have fucking hospitalised both those cunts and their pussy friend who hid at the back waiting to jump in for a boot bash.

Anyways don't date autistic bitches. Emotionally unstable and unreliable as fuck.

i reread this three times, i believe this man has pulled the wool over the entire forums eyes. Excellent troll.

[jestingoff02]

sector once said he would not fight someone from the server the would drug them and they would wake up in his dental lab