Legit thoughts

[billyinorganic]

Billy Mays is to gentle and pure of a soul for red99, tbh....

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/3/32394/1037760-shamwow_snuggie_slanket.jpg
This is more what we're dealing with...

[JboxCSU]

That fucker said the shamwow could hold 20 times its own weight in liquid.

HE LIED!

[triad]

but can a shamwow get the blood of your foes out of your tunic ?