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MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 12:00 PM
NIRGON IS A TYRANT. HE IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. RISE UP AND FIGHT HIM!!
DO NOT LIVE AS SHEEP TO THIS FUCKING IDIOT.
VOTE FOR LITTLEGYNO, FUTURE PRESIDENT OF ELFPALS ON 1 JANUARY 2016!!!!
TOGETHER, WE CAN MAKE ELFPALS GREAT AGAIN!!!
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Lu|zSect
12-23-2015, 12:01 PM
https://s.aolcdn.com/aimcom/static/2.46.0.3/common/images/emoji/aim/shiny_10.gif
derpcake
12-23-2015, 12:02 PM
Nirgon is a great guy
he has mastered the use of caps lock so i like him way more then you regardless
derpcake
12-23-2015, 12:07 PM
HI BILLY MAYS HERE
CAPS LOCK IS AN IMPORTANT SKILL FOR THIS MODERN TIMES
i forgot to express my support for Elfpals, aimchat, and all other cliques around
when playing on a server where everyone gets fucked, its nice to have a place that at least offers reach-arounds
so thx gyno
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 12:07 PM
He slandered me for a week calling me a tyrant
I gave him what he wanted, I'm a tyrant now and you can thank Gyno
derpcake
12-23-2015, 12:11 PM
He slandered me for a week calling me a tyrant
I gave him what he wanted, I'm a tyrant now and you can thank Gyno
the only losers are the people that care about this
sorry if it didn't work out, you'll get back on top if you so desire i'm sure
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 12:13 PM
Oh it worked out alright
I bounced his slandering ass down the road
I plan to stay on top
derpcake
12-23-2015, 12:14 PM
slander is for girls and bluebies
bare knuckle boxing or nothing
Samsung
12-23-2015, 12:17 PM
Drug dealer lawl
derpcake
12-23-2015, 12:20 PM
given the audience here i'm unsure if thats advertisement or an insult
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 12:26 PM
Drug dealer lawl
Funny I'm not banned and you are multiple times
hm
tell me more about how you didn't RMT for raid loot from Lite but Friends split off because of it? :o eek.
Samsung
12-23-2015, 12:29 PM
Funny I'm not banned and you are multiple times
hm
tell me more about how you didn't RMT for raid loot from Lite but Friends split off because of it? :o eek.
Even if that was true it doesn't come close to what you did lawl.
Lu|zSect
12-23-2015, 12:36 PM
http://www.the-top-list.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/fat-lady-crushing-skinny-man.jpg
hammbone
12-23-2015, 12:39 PM
tsk tsk Gyno & Nirgon, un-aimpal to do this on the forums.
Lv3 aimpals are in the process of setting up a tribunal in hopes we can close this case through arbitration. On the appointed day, the council will hear claims from both sides and review the supporting evidence.
Until the first assembly, you will be in isolation. Please be prepared to present your case in the days ahead or appoint a mediary to speak on your behalf.
As the council's official representative, I look forward to a fair and just trial. The council will be comprised of aimpals from at all access levels. To ensure a fair and unbiased ruling, I urge both of you to exercise restraint in further posting on this matter.
God bless and may justice be swift.
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 12:41 PM
Even if that was true it doesn't come close to what you did lawl.
dude you married some big woman for money and RMTed to get a raid loot someone else deserved and ruined the resistance to Empire as much or more than Lite did
You're a piece of shit who has lied and kissed ass only to end up empty handed
I'd say you suck pretty bad in general and I'm not just talking about bragging about how no one dies on your watch then clicking retribution and jumping off sky when you finally got touched
Dunno where your focus on me lately is coming from but you're a cringe inducing piece of shit that no one wants to play with
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 12:43 PM
dude you married some big woman for money and RMTed to get a raid loot someone else deserved and ruined the resistance to Empire as much or more than Lite did
You're a piece of shit who has lied and kissed ass only to end up empty handed
I'd say you suck pretty bad in general and I'm not just talking about bragging about how no one dies on your watch then clicking retribution and jumping off sky when you finally got touched
Dunno where your focus on me lately is coming from but you're a cringe inducing piece of shit that no one wants to play with
kekkled. sektor GOT DUNKED BY KING NIRGON LAWL.
Kerwin
12-23-2015, 12:44 PM
im kinda feeling like griefing nirgon since he kicked me, not that i really care its just elfpals
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 12:44 PM
Gyno you wanna stop stabbing me in the back, undermining elf pals and chill out? Would love to have Gyno the Buddy back and not Gyno the undermining ingrate jerk off tbh
Just drop it
Eslade
12-23-2015, 12:46 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/O0oo0.gif
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 12:46 PM
im kinda feeling like griefing nirgon since he kicked me, not that i really care its just elfpals
you want yet another chance? my pms blew up to remove you and you got my vote within 2 minutes pal.
that's on 20 other elf pals not me alone. i think that's the thing here it doesn't matter how many chances you're given or how nice people try to be to you after the fact despite having no reason to. what's the point? just find someone else to antagonize and scam dude, move on.
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 12:49 PM
Gyno you wanna stop stabbing me in the back, undermining elf pals and chill out? Would love to have Gyno the Buddy back and not Gyno the undermining ingrate jerk off tbh
Just drop it
I'll drop the election push if we agree to write down all of ELFPAL laws in a code of elfpalrabbi.
http://i.imgur.com/cPGlcHe.jpg
Kerwin
12-23-2015, 12:50 PM
i made one comment about you and bundy, the rest was calling fandango out for a 1v1 for a hour
Seltius
12-23-2015, 12:51 PM
How do we register to vote on this election. I prefer these options more than the presidential election we are heading into. Then again I prefer most of you guys to politicians. At least you know your scum and aren't good at hiding it.
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 12:51 PM
like you're not a bad guy when you're not up to no good and trying to be a pal
and i think things go really well for you when you don't
so why do it, right? ill drop you an invite
Samsung
12-23-2015, 12:55 PM
Nirgon saying the same thing over and over and Empire zerging the forums like they do ingame. Just going in circles at this point.
vinnidel
12-23-2015, 12:59 PM
dude you married some big woman for money and RMTed to get a raid loot someone else deserved and ruined the resistance to Empire as much or more than Lite did
You're a piece of shit who has lied and kissed ass only to end up empty handed
I'd say you suck pretty bad in general and I'm not just talking about bragging about how no one dies on your watch then clicking retribution and jumping off sky when you finally got touched
Dunno where your focus on me lately is coming from but you're a cringe inducing piece of shit that no one wants to play with
pras. after 12k+ posts, nirgon is finally hitting his stride.
Huelath
12-23-2015, 01:11 PM
pras. after 12k+ posts, nirgon is finally hitting his stride.
miss u buddy
deadlycupcakez
12-23-2015, 01:16 PM
this drama getting me through the half day at work... plz continue
Beastagoog
12-23-2015, 01:20 PM
Let me join elfpals gyno
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 01:33 PM
Let me join elfpals gyno
send a PM to dark tyrant nirgon. he's the leader of elfpals.
miraclegrow2
12-23-2015, 01:33 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TN7X-pc5tkY/maxresdefault.jpg
swasticas are not cool bestow, have you not learned yet?
Samsung
12-23-2015, 01:41 PM
pras. after 12k+ posts, nirgon is finally hitting his stride.
another bitter loser using scapegoats due to his failure with his clique of friends who are still failing till this day.
Huelath
12-23-2015, 01:42 PM
another bitter loser using scapegoats due to his failure with his clique of friends who are still failing till this day.
how's TMO going?
Gaunja
12-23-2015, 02:16 PM
So confused as to what transpired but entertaining thread.
Tassador
12-23-2015, 02:18 PM
swasticas are not cool bestow, have you not learned yet?
you're a subhuman piece of shit who has +- 10 online friends. GOOD LUCK!
Samsung
12-23-2015, 02:24 PM
how's TMO going?
i quit 4 months before TMO disbanded. Ereni rejected ya pal, let it go.
deadlycupcakez
12-23-2015, 02:25 PM
i quit 4 months before TMO disbanded. Ereni rejected ya pal, let it go.
both of these statements are utterly hilarious for completely different reasons. go back to the bear bar.
Huelath
12-23-2015, 02:31 PM
i quit 4 months before TMO disbanded. Ereni rejected ya pal, let it go.
the entirety of active players on the red server rejected you, a 60 cleric reeking of desperation
ereni and I recently went to six flags
you're the only loser in this conversation
Samsung
12-23-2015, 02:39 PM
the entirety of active players on the red server rejected you, a 60 cleric reeking of desperation
I recently went to six flags alone.
you're the only loser in this conversation
I've seen your pix, I feel sorry for you.
Huelath
12-23-2015, 02:43 PM
I've seen your wife, I wonder how you breathe at night.
fiegi 8.0
12-23-2015, 02:48 PM
damn its gettin ugly in here
I'll be running as a third party independent and taking the crown easily again.
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 02:51 PM
damn its gettin ugly in here
I'll be running as a third party independent and taking the crown easily again.
elections are cancelled chuck. nirgon declared himself king for life.
he's now the dark king nirgon the first.
Lu|zSect
12-23-2015, 02:55 PM
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/4/47/Grima_and_King_Theoden_-_Two_Towers.png/revision/latest?cb=20121011122914
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 03:04 PM
I want to publicly apologize for my assault on King Nigron the First. He is an excellent King and I bend the knee to kiss his ring.
Please forgive me ELFPALS.
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 03:04 PM
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/gameofthrones/images/d/dd/Bolton-bends-the-knee.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140327144040
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 03:06 PM
I sank your ship in the harbor you worm you are a terrorist and exiled
You made me become this
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 03:11 PM
I sank your ship in the harbor you worm you are a terrorist and exiled
You made me become this
I acknowledge your right to rule ELFPALS. I recognize that you are the one true King and will submit to your authority.
I humbly ask that you do not strip my titles and holdings, my King. Have mercy on a man doing what he thought was right.
*bends the knee*
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 03:12 PM
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/images/thumb/b/b3/King_who_knelt.jpg/350px-King_who_knelt.jpg
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 03:18 PM
http://trevinwax.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1988.gif
never again
You're like Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown
You pull it away every single time no matter how much you promise
You are outcast now and can spread no more poison
I can't even begin to imagine how we're going to fix what you did to Doors
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 03:19 PM
http://trevinwax.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1988.gif
never again
You're like Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown
You pull it away every single time no matter how much you promise
You are outcast now and can spread no more poison
I can't even begin to imagine how we're going to fix what you did to Doors
Don't abandon me King Nirgon. Give me one more chance. I'll be loyal to you.
-Faithfully yours, Littlegyno, Warden of the Scum
Seltius
12-23-2015, 03:20 PM
how's TMO going?
Still alive thanks for asking
Doors
12-23-2015, 03:22 PM
This threads confusing as fuck. I thought gyno was going to run?
Huelath
12-23-2015, 03:28 PM
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/images/thumb/b/b3/King_who_knelt.jpg/350px-King_who_knelt.jpg
Coward.
http://www.theriftshop.com/products/plog-content/images/the-rift-products/miscellaneous/martell.jpg
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 03:29 PM
This threads confusing as fuck. I thought gyno was going to run?
No Doors. We must submit to the authority of King Nirgon. Take down all the election posters.
All Hail King Nirgon!
Drakaris
12-23-2015, 03:33 PM
Don't abandon me King Nirgon. Give me one more chance. I'll be loyal to you.
-Faithfully yours, Littlegyno, Warden of the Scum
Didn't you also say the same thing to the Duke, before you stabbed him in the back?
And the same thing to Vapo, before you stabbed him in the back?
I'm seeing a trend here....
Huelath
12-23-2015, 03:35 PM
Didn't you also say the same thing to the Duke, before you stabbed him in the back?
And the same thing to Vapo, before you stabbed him in the back?
I'm seeing a trend here....
haha
hahahaa
hahahahahaha
LOL
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 03:35 PM
Didn't you also say the same thing to the Duke, before you stabbed him in the back?
And the same thing to Vapo, before you stabbed him in the back?
I'm seeing a trend here....
How the fuck did I betray the Duke?
And TBQH there was more to Vapo than just me Ragebringering him in the back. Maybe one day me and Vapo can be chums again.
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 03:37 PM
Gyno didn't betray the Duke
Vapo betrayed Gyno then Gyno beat Vapo to the court house
Drakaris
12-23-2015, 03:38 PM
How the fuck did I betray the Duke?
And TBQH there was more to Vapo than just me Ragebringering him in the back. Maybe one day me and Vapo can be chums again.
I remember seeing a PM from you: "The duke had to go" wish I kept that gem.
Don't think you and Vapo will ever be chums again. He thinks your absolute scum for being a bitch-ass snitch when he kept to his word.
Huelath
12-23-2015, 03:39 PM
I remember seeing a PM from you: "The duke had to go" wish I kept that gem.
Don't think you and Vapo will ever be chums again. He thinks your absolute scum for being a bitch-ass snitch when he kept to his word.
how convenient that you don't have any proof
Drakaris
12-23-2015, 03:39 PM
how convenient that you don't have any proof
It was said and that's all that matters.
Huelath
12-23-2015, 03:40 PM
I'll see you in elf court.
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 03:43 PM
Drakar, aside from any potential dox you've gathered the GMs saw everything already go ahead and post whatever is here already for fuck's sake
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 03:45 PM
I remember seeing a PM from you: "The duke had to go" wish I kept that gem.
Don't think you and Vapo will ever be chums again. He thinks your absolute scum for being a bitch-ass snitch when he kept to his word.
Lol when the fuck did I ever want the Duke gone? You got me confused with somebody else. I played no part in Derubael banning the poor Duke. In fact, I'd love if he came back to Red99, he was hilarious.
EITHER PUT UP OR SHUT DRAKAR. You're a fucking nobody to any of the discussions, so keep my name out of your bitch ass no-button pushing mouth, capiche?
Drakaris
12-23-2015, 03:55 PM
Drakar, aside from any potential dox you've gathered the GMs saw everything already go ahead and post whatever is here already for fuck's sake
That is my point exactly. The GMs locked down a zone for the jailbreak where banned accounts were accidentally unbanned to track every item and every account that received an item transfer.
A guy comes forward confessing to the biggest recorded purchase for the wealthiest accounts in server history and he loses 1 toon with no investigation into where all the millions of plat worth of gear went.
Nothing fishy at all here.
Pushing the button wont do shit. Your aimchat pals already got away with posting my IRL pic from the early 2000s all over these forums.
miraclegrow2
12-23-2015, 03:58 PM
you're a subhuman piece of shit who has +- 10 online friends. GOOD LUCK!
get this kid a christmas present already LOL
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 04:00 PM
That is my point exactly. The GMs locked down a zone for the jailbreak where banned accounts were accidentally unbanned to track every item and every account that received an item transfer.
A guy comes forward confessing to the biggest recorded purchase for the wealthiest accounts in server history and he loses 1 toon with no investigation into where all the millions of plat worth of gear went.
Nothing fishy at all here.
Pushing the button wont do shit. Your aimchat pals already got away with posting my IRL pic from the early 2000s all over these forums.
So you've got shit to push and you're just a giant faggot who spouts nonsense every single day.
Fuck off you little maggot. Always knew you were a dipshit worm. Go crawl into somebody else's ass.
Drakaris
12-23-2015, 04:01 PM
So you've got shit to push and you're just a giant faggot who spouts nonsense every single day.
Fuck off you little maggot. Always knew you were a dipshit worm. Go crawl into somebody else's ass.
Gyno you ain't got no grounds to call anyone on this box a maggot or worm.
You are as scummy and two-faced as they come.
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 04:04 PM
Gyno you ain't got no grounds to call anyone on this box a maggot or worm.
You are as scummy and two-faced as they come.
Says the dude whose done jack shit on this box, yet somehow thinks he's connected to every conspiracy and conversation this server has.
Shut the fuck up dude. You're as two-faced as the next box player. Nice talking ingame, and then go insane on the forums with your bullshit.
You got no buttons to push, you got nothing but your skank ass wife and a shit job.
Go get your wife from Tyrone's house and quit being a cuck piece of shit.
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 04:08 PM
Says the dude whose done jack shit on this box, yet somehow thinks he's connected to every conspiracy and conversation this server has.
Shut the fuck up dude. You're as two-faced as the next box player. Nice talking ingame, and then go insane on the forums with your bullshit.
You got no buttons to push, you got nothing but your skank ass wife and a shit job.
Go get your wife from Tyrone's house and quit being a cuck piece of shit.
Also, never denied I'm a scumbag. I proudly wear that title. Do you think it was a joke all these years?
I'm the scumlord dude.
Drakaris
12-23-2015, 04:08 PM
Says the dude whose done jack shit on this box, yet somehow thinks he's connected to every conspiracy and conversation this server has.
Shut the fuck up dude. You're as two-faced as the next box player. Nice talking ingame, and then go insane on the forums with your bullshit.
You got no buttons to push, you got nothing but your skank ass wife and a shit job.
Go get your wife from Tyrone's house and quit being a cuck piece of shit.
IRL attacks eh?
My job is pretty awesome, 6 weeks of leave a year, excellent salary, 5 minute drive from home and I can WAH if my kid is unwell.
I can always get another job, and believe me if my wife was at "Tyrone's house" I've got a few other women lined up for me. Too bad your fugly ass can't say the same.
miraclegrow2
12-23-2015, 04:08 PM
love you gyno hope you got another account lined up so we can enjoy your posts.
Lol
Drakaris
12-23-2015, 04:12 PM
Also, never denied I'm a scumbag. I proudly wear that title. Do you think it was a joke all these years?
I'm the scumlord dude.
TBH I don't have any personal issues with you at a personal level, just that you are a contributing factor to the state of the server and declining server pop.
Vapo wasn't going to snitch on you, could have still handled things like gentlemen when you had the chance.
I genuinely cared about this project and the community it formed as it was my main hobby for a couple years. I really fucked up by putting my trust in you guys when I did.
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 04:13 PM
IRL attacks eh?
My job is pretty awesome, 6 weeks of leave a year, excellent salary, 5 minute drive from home and I can WAH if my kid is unwell.
I can always get another job, and believe me if my wife was at "Tyrone's house" I've got a few other women lined up for me. Too bad your fugly ass can't say the same.
Blah blah blah, I'm a Austrailian millionaire with a hot ass wife who is insanely jealous of my killer bod cause I run 18 miles a day and I'm a world class athlete who just happens to play Everquest 12 hours a day; I also have 9-10 side bitches who I can fuck on the dime across the world; I live a jetsetting Aussie life that's why I'm gonna go on a 16 year old emulator of a MMO and talk about how awesome I am.
You're a cuck retard. Always been a cuck. Always will be a cuck.
You're a retard who nobody in Nihilum of Holo or even fucking Azrael liked. You got no buttons to press and you're a nobody.
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 04:14 PM
TBH I don't have any personal issues with you at a personal level, just that you are a contributing factor to the state of the server and declining server pop.
Vapo wasn't going to snitch on you, could have still handled things like gentlemen when you had the chance.
I genuinely cared about this project and the community it formed as it was my main hobby for a couple years. I really fucked up by putting my trust in you guys when I did.
Doesn't matter. In the end, Dekadenz's threats directed to me caused the whole fall. You can blame that little maggot for dare threatening me. I'll cut my fucking ear off to spite my face. Did he really think threatening me would work?
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 04:20 PM
I can tell you all this I'd exactly what happened and I encouraged Gyno to take his punishment and go forward when I found out about it
He was very reluctant though probably because of afore mentioned RL threats
That's the lesson here for RMT look what it does
Lu|zSect
12-23-2015, 04:23 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-amqdydMAIUM/VQ-3TF0JrAI/AAAAAAAAAPI/x7mOTdQp2W8/s1600/cartoon23.jpg
pic related: dra cuck aris
Dracuckaris conspiracy theorist
Jazzy
12-23-2015, 05:04 PM
Not to brag but im like a nobody in my firm and i already get 5.5 weeks leave annual.
sorry drakar dood
Madbad
12-23-2015, 05:21 PM
Trouble in paradise?
Stalos_
12-23-2015, 05:21 PM
The three of you need to twirl the chair round and take a break. So much bad blood. Tiz the season to be jolly.
Reply Merry Christmas and enjoy your family and pals.
Huelath
12-23-2015, 05:22 PM
The three of you need to twirl the chair round and take a break. So much bad blood. Tiz the season to be jolly.
Reply Merry Christmas and enjoy your family and pals.
My christmas gift to myself is going to be an 80 hour everquest marathon, starting precisely at 12am christmas eve
Drakaris
12-23-2015, 06:24 PM
Blah blah blah, I'm a Austrailian millionaire with a hot ass wife who is insanely jealous of my killer bod cause I run 18 miles a day and I'm a world class athlete who just happens to play Everquest 12 hours a day; I also have 9-10 side bitches who I can fuck on the dime across the world; I live a jetsetting Aussie life that's why I'm gonna go on a 16 year old emulator of a MMO and talk about how awesome I am.
You're a cuck retard. Always been a cuck. Always will be a cuck.
You're a retard who nobody in Nihilum of Holo or even fucking Azrael liked. You got no buttons to press and you're a nobody.
You're a nurse, since I started training in September my resting heart rate is down to 45 bpm and my blood pressure is 60/100.
I ran 10km 2 days ago and haven't had a 12 hour gaming stint in more than 6 months.
Someone is telling fibs and it isn't me ;)
But you're right about one thing - I was a retard for holding onto this server when my guild leader was disbanded and the banned banks plundered.
I should have stopped donating money and playing here like most of nihilum that weren't closet holocaust nuthugging, duke betraying cucks or down right addicted.
Samsung
12-23-2015, 07:35 PM
Lol
Lu|zSect
12-23-2015, 07:59 PM
Ogre'd
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 08:11 PM
You're a nurse, since I started training in September my resting heart rate is down to 45 bpm and my blood pressure is 60/100.
I ran 10km 2 days ago and haven't had a 12 hour gaming stint in more than 6 months.
Someone is telling fibs and it isn't me ;)
But you're right about one thing - I was a retard for holding onto this server when my guild leader was disbanded and the banned banks plundered.
I should have stopped donating money and playing here like most of nihilum that weren't closet holocaust nuthugging, duke betraying cucks or down right addicted.
Not sure what I'm "fibbing" about. Also the BP would be 100/60 now 60/100.
Regardless, never betrayed the Duke, and the Vapo/Deka situation was a giant clusterfuck and you weren't even involved in it. So keep the accusations to yourself unless you're willing to push the button.
quido
12-23-2015, 08:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alwpgB1Xf_M
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 09:08 PM
billy mays is dead get over it
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 09:12 PM
billy mays is dead get over it
king nirgon, please king nirgon, take me back baby. i miss you baby.
Samsung
12-23-2015, 09:28 PM
Not sure what I'm "fibbing" about. Also the BP would be 100/60 now 60/100.
Regardless, never betrayed the Duke, and the Vapo/Deka situation was a giant clusterfuck and you weren't even involved in it. So keep the accusations to yourself unless you're willing to push the button.
You're no better than me. Difference is Nizzar wasn't my friend. You betrayed your nilly pals at the sight of vaporize threatening Empire you guy's are no better than Nizzar if not worse.
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 09:43 PM
You're no better than me. Difference is Nizzar wasn't my friend. You betrayed your nilly pals at the sight of vaporize threatening Empire you guy's are no better than Nizzar if not worse.
Like you know shit dude. Fuck off with your weasel shit. Never did anything to the Duke.
Vapo/Deka, yaw was a clusterfuck, but I hope Vaporize and I can be bros 1 day. I'll apologize to him one day for all the shit that went down.
Nirgon
12-23-2015, 09:43 PM
gyno's an escape goat
Huelath
12-23-2015, 10:03 PM
Thank you all very much for being here and for all the support that you have given me over the years: as the premiere bard of this great guild, as Holocaust’s only bisexual man, and now as an Elf Pal. Thanks also to my longtime friends and fellow Holo pals Cwall, Chuck, Gongshow, Letsjoe and Kammbo and Crazycloud for all that you do – and for your very generous remarks. Thanks also to Chuck for moderating this event and for your leadership in Elf pals culture.
I also want to thank my family: My almost e-girlfriend Ereni, my brother Beastagor, my bard disciples Decibel, Leluyn, Gradner and Speedd for their love and support, and my seven beautiful croutons – Choopa, Agatha, Xepiz, Rafter, Mistie, Sirwince and Kajo who provide so much joy in my life.
Today, here in our small guild – a guild that has led the server in so many ways – I am proud to announce my candidacy for President of Elfpals.
Today, with your support and the support of dozens of people throughout this server, we begin a political revolution to transform our aim chat economically, politically, socially and environmentally.
Today, we stand here and say loudly and clearly that; “Enough is enough. This great server and its AIM chats belong to all of the people, and not to a handful of Gynos, their Nirgons and their chickebones.
Brothers and sisters: Now is not the time for thinking small. Now is not the time for the same old – same old establishment AIM chat and stale inside-the-beltway ideas.
Now is the time for dozens of elfpals to come together, to revitalize AIM chat democracy, to end the collapse of the Empire middle class and to make certain that our children and grandchildren are able to enjoy a quality of AIM chat that brings them health, prosperity, security and joy – and that once again makes Elf Pals the leader on the box in the fight for economic and social justice, for environmental sanity and for a world free of snouts.
My fellow elf pals: This server faces more serious problems today than at any time since the Great Snoutlicking and, if you include the planetary crisis of climate change, it may well be that the challenges we face now are direr than any time in our modern history.
Here is my promise to you for this campaign. Not only will I fight to protect the working families of this box, but we’re going to build a movement of dozens of Elf pals who are prepared to stand up and fight back. We’re going to take this campaign directly to the people – in aimchat meetings, zone to zone conversations, on zone lines and on the forums – and that’s project1999.com by the way. This week we will be in Temple of Veeshan, Kael Drakkel and Sleeper’s Tomb – and that’s just the start of a vigorous grassroots campaign.
Let’s be clear. This campaign is not about Yulath. It is not about Nirgon. It is not about Littlegyno or anyone else. This campaign is about the needs of the Elf Pals people, and the ideas and proposals that effectively address those needs. As someone who has never posted a negative RNF attack in his life, my campaign will be driven by issues and serious debate; not server gossip, not reckless personal attacks or character assassination. This is what I believe the Elf Pals people want and deserve. I hope other candidates agree, and I hope the boards allow that to happen. Politics in a democratic aimchat should not be treated like a baseball game, a game show or a soap opera. The times are too serious for that.
Let me take a minute to touch on some of the issues that I will be focusing on in the coming months, and then give you an outline of an Agenda for Elf Pals which will, in fact, deal with these problems and lead us to a better future.
Income and Wealth Inequality: Today, we play on the wealthiest nation in the history of the box but that reality means very little for most of us because almost all of that wealth is owned and controlled by a tiny handful of individuals. In Empire we now have more income and wealth inequality than any other major country on earth, and the gap between the very rich and everyone is wider than at any time since 2012. The issue of wealth and income inequality is the great moral issue of our time, it is the great economic issue of our time and it is the great political issue of our time. And we will address it.
Let me be very clear. There is something profoundly wrong when the top one-tenth of Empire owns almost as many pixels as the bottom 90 percent, and when 99 percent of all new income goes to the top 1 percent. There is something profoundly wrong when, in recent raids, we have seen a proliferation of kings and bishops at the same time as dozens of <Empire>ans work longer hours for lower pixel counts and we have the highest rate of sleeper’s tomb key turnover of any major guild on R99. There is something profoundly wrong when one warrior owns more pixels than the bottom 30 Empire ranks. This grotesque level of inequality is immoral. It is bad economics. It is unsustainable. This type of rigged loot distribution is not what aimchat is supposed to be about. This has got to change and, as your president, together we will change it.
R99 CSR Reform: If we are serious about distributing pixels, about being the best and the needs of our apps and our Rockems, we must be deadly serious about CSR reform and the need for a constitutional amendment to overturn R99 GM decisions. I have said it before and I’ll say it again. I will not nominate any swede to the R99 CSR staff who has not made it clear that he or she will move to overturn the disastrous plugging policy which is undermining our democracy. Long term, we need to go further and establish public R99 policy selection: Elf Pals must lead the box in reversing these policies. We can do that if we transform our box policies away from snout lickers, toward pixel efficiency and such sustainable raid schedules such as 7-11pm, monday thorugh thursday. Dozens of recruits and Rockems need to be trained, our transportation system needs to be mana efficient, and we need a tax on pixels to accelerate the transition away from pixel hoarding.
Buffs for All: The Elf Pals remains the only major faction o the box that does not guarantee buffs for all as a right. Despite the modest gains of the Affordable Care Shnarf, an average of 35 <Empire>ans continue to lack aegolism and many more do not have proper buff stacks. Yet, we continue paying far more per capita per buff than any other guild. The Elf Pals must join the rest of the industrialized box and guarantee good buffs to all as a right by moving toward a Buffstack-for-All triple-buffer system.
Protecting Our Most Vulnerable: At a time when dozens of <Empire>ans are struggling to keep their heads above water in PvP, at a time when senior wizards are evaccing away from Croutons, at a time when millions of recruits are living in dire pixel poverty, my Gyno/Nirgon colleagues, as part of their recently-passed pixel budget, are trying to make a terrible situation even worse. If you can believe it, the Littlegyno budget throws 57 recruits off pixel packages, makes drastic cuts in PvP protection, throws dozens of low-pixel recruits, including pregnant women off of pixel-gain programs, and makes it harder for working-class recruits to afford pumices or get their keys for the Sleeper’s Tomb program. And then, to add insult to injury,he provides huge chickenbone breaks for the very wealthiest players on the box while they let recruits take endless yellow texts.
Well, let me tell my colleagues that I respectfully disagree with their approach. Instead of cutting buff bot locations, we’re going to expand buffing zones. Instead of cutting Halls of Testing and free pixels, we are going to move to a universal HoT system for all the children of this guild. As Franklin Delano Roosevelt reminded us, a box’s greatness is judged not by what it provides to the most well-off, but how it treats the people most in need. And that’s the kind of aimchat we must become.
War and Peace: As everybody knows, we live in a difficult and dangerous world, and there are <Friends> out there who want to do us harm. As president, I will defend this guild – but I will do it responsibly. As a member of Azrael I voted against the Snout, and that was the right vote. I am vigorously opposed to an endless war in Veeshan’s Peak – a war which is unwise and unnecessary. We must be vigorous in combatting terrorism and defeating <Friends>, but we should not have to bear that burden alone. We must be part of an inter-boxinal coalition, led by <Casual Scum>, that can not only defeat <Friends> but begin the process of creating conditions for a second premiere raid guild.
And to those who say we cannot restore the dream, I say just look where we are standing. This beautiful box was once an unsightly 34-population box that served no public purpose and was a vessel that paid one man’s electric bill. As a member of <Holocaust>, I worked with the people of HoloHQ to help turn this waterfront into the beautiful people-oriented public space it is today. We took the fight to the Duke, to the Snout and now to the Swedes. And we won.
The lesson to be learned is that when people stand together, and are prepared to fight back, there is nothing that can’t be accomplished. I ask you to join me in this campaign to build a future that works for all of us, and not just the few on top.
Thank you, and on this beautiful day in December, I submit my candidacy for ElfPals president.
-Yulath
MEGANS LAW
12-23-2015, 10:05 PM
Thank you all very much for being here and for all the support that you have given me over the years: as the premiere bard of this great guild, as Holocaust’s only bisexual man, and now as an Elf Pal. Thanks also to my longtime friends and fellow Holo pals Cwall, Chuck, Gongshow, Letsjoe and Kammbo and Crazycloud for all that you do – and for your very generous remarks. Thanks also to Chuck for moderating this event and for your leadership in Elf pals culture.
I also want to thank my family: My almost e-girlfriend Ereni, my brother Beastagor, my bard disciples Decibel, Leluyn, Gradner and Speedd for their love and support, and my seven beautiful croutons – Choopa, Agatha, Xepiz, Rafter, Mistie, Sirwince and Kajo who provide so much joy in my life.
Today, here in our small guild – a guild that has led the server in so many ways – I am proud to announce my candidacy for President of Elfpals.
Today, with your support and the support of dozens of people throughout this server, we begin a political revolution to transform our aim chat economically, politically, socially and environmentally.
Today, we stand here and say loudly and clearly that; “Enough is enough. This great server and its AIM chats belong to all of the people, and not to a handful of Gynos, their Nirgons and their chickebones.
Brothers and sisters: Now is not the time for thinking small. Now is not the time for the same old – same old establishment AIM chat and stale inside-the-beltway ideas.
Now is the time for dozens of elfpals to come together, to revitalize AIM chat democracy, to end the collapse of the Empire middle class and to make certain that our children and grandchildren are able to enjoy a quality of AIM chat that brings them health, prosperity, security and joy – and that once again makes Elf Pals the leader on the box in the fight for economic and social justice, for environmental sanity and for a world free of snouts.
My fellow elf pals: This server faces more serious problems today than at any time since the Great Snoutlicking and, if you include the planetary crisis of climate change, it may well be that the challenges we face now are direr than any time in our modern history.
Here is my promise to you for this campaign. Not only will I fight to protect the working families of this box, but we’re going to build a movement of dozens of Elf pals who are prepared to stand up and fight back. We’re going to take this campaign directly to the people – in aimchat meetings, zone to zone conversations, on zone lines and on the forums – and that’s project1999.com by the way. This week we will be in Temple of Veeshan, Kael Drakkel and Sleeper’s Tomb – and that’s just the start of a vigorous grassroots campaign.
Let’s be clear. This campaign is not about Yulath. It is not about Nirgon. It is not about Littlegyno or anyone else. This campaign is about the needs of the Elf Pals people, and the ideas and proposals that effectively address those needs. As someone who has never posted a negative RNF attack in his life, my campaign will be driven by issues and serious debate; not server gossip, not reckless personal attacks or character assassination. This is what I believe the Elf Pals people want and deserve. I hope other candidates agree, and I hope the boards allow that to happen. Politics in a democratic aimchat should not be treated like a baseball game, a game show or a soap opera. The times are too serious for that.
Let me take a minute to touch on some of the issues that I will be focusing on in the coming months, and then give you an outline of an Agenda for Elf Pals which will, in fact, deal with these problems and lead us to a better future.
Income and Wealth Inequality: Today, we play on the wealthiest nation in the history of the box but that reality means very little for most of us because almost all of that wealth is owned and controlled by a tiny handful of individuals. In Empire we now have more income and wealth inequality than any other major country on earth, and the gap between the very rich and everyone is wider than at any time since 2012. The issue of wealth and income inequality is the great moral issue of our time, it is the great economic issue of our time and it is the great political issue of our time. And we will address it.
Let me be very clear. There is something profoundly wrong when the top one-tenth of Empire owns almost as many pixels as the bottom 90 percent, and when 99 percent of all new income goes to the top 1 percent. There is something profoundly wrong when, in recent raids, we have seen a proliferation of kings and bishops at the same time as dozens of <Empire>ans work longer hours for lower pixel counts and we have the highest rate of sleeper’s tomb key turnover of any major guild on R99. There is something profoundly wrong when one warrior owns more pixels than the bottom 30 Empire ranks. This grotesque level of inequality is immoral. It is bad economics. It is unsustainable. This type of rigged loot distribution is not what aimchat is supposed to be about. This has got to change and, as your president, together we will change it.
R99 CSR Reform: If we are serious about distributing pixels, about being the best and the needs of our apps and our Rockems, we must be deadly serious about CSR reform and the need for a constitutional amendment to overturn R99 GM decisions. I have said it before and I’ll say it again. I will not nominate any swede to the R99 CSR staff who has not made it clear that he or she will move to overturn the disastrous plugging policy which is undermining our democracy. Long term, we need to go further and establish public R99 policy selection: Elf Pals must lead the box in reversing these policies. We can do that if we transform our box policies away from snout lickers, toward pixel efficiency and such sustainable raid schedules such as 7-11pm, monday thorugh thursday. Dozens of recruits and Rockems need to be trained, our transportation system needs to be mana efficient, and we need a tax on pixels to accelerate the transition away from pixel hoarding.
Buffs for All: The Elf Pals remains the only major faction o the box that does not guarantee buffs for all as a right. Despite the modest gains of the Affordable Care Shnarf, an average of 35 <Empire>ans continue to lack aegolism and many more do not have proper buff stacks. Yet, we continue paying far more per capita per buff than any other guild. The Elf Pals must join the rest of the industrialized box and guarantee good buffs to all as a right by moving toward a Buffstack-for-All triple-buffer system.
Protecting Our Most Vulnerable: At a time when dozens of <Empire>ans are struggling to keep their heads above water in PvP, at a time when senior wizards are evaccing away from Croutons, at a time when millions of recruits are living in dire pixel poverty, my Gyno/Nirgon colleagues, as part of their recently-passed pixel budget, are trying to make a terrible situation even worse. If you can believe it, the Littlegyno budget throws 57 recruits off pixel packages, makes drastic cuts in PvP protection, throws dozens of low-pixel recruits, including pregnant women off of pixel-gain programs, and makes it harder for working-class recruits to afford pumices or get their keys for the Sleeper’s Tomb program. And then, to add insult to injury,he provides huge chickenbone breaks for the very wealthiest players on the box while they let recruits take endless yellow texts.
Well, let me tell my colleagues that I respectfully disagree with their approach. Instead of cutting buff bot locations, we’re going to expand buffing zones. Instead of cutting Halls of Testing and free pixels, we are going to move to a universal HoT system for all the children of this guild. As Franklin Delano Roosevelt reminded us, a box’s greatness is judged not by what it provides to the most well-off, but how it treats the people most in need. And that’s the kind of aimchat we must become.
War and Peace: As everybody knows, we live in a difficult and dangerous world, and there are <Friends> out there who want to do us harm. As president, I will defend this guild – but I will do it responsibly. As a member of Azrael I voted against the Snout, and that was the right vote. I am vigorously opposed to an endless war in Veeshan’s Peak – a war which is unwise and unnecessary. We must be vigorous in combatting terrorism and defeating <Friends>, but we should not have to bear that burden alone. We must be part of an inter-boxinal coalition, led by <Casual Scum>, that can not only defeat <Friends> but begin the process of creating conditions for a second premiere raid guild.
And to those who say we cannot restore the dream, I say just look where we are standing. This beautiful box was once an unsightly 34-population box that served no public purpose and was a vessel that paid one man’s electric bill. As a member of <Holocaust>, I worked with the people of HoloHQ to help turn this waterfront into the beautiful people-oriented public space it is today. We took the fight to the Duke, to the Snout and now to the Swedes. And we won.
The lesson to be learned is that when people stand together, and are prepared to fight back, there is nothing that can’t be accomplished. I ask you to join me in this campaign to build a future that works for all of us, and not just the few on top.
Thank you, and on this beautiful day in December, I submit my candidacy for ElfPals president.
-Yulath
dear god.
TheDuck
12-23-2015, 10:33 PM
perfect aimchat recruit. welcome yulith
Xaanka
12-23-2015, 10:54 PM
Thank you all very much for being here and for all the support that you have given me over the years: as the premiere bard of this great guild, as Holocaust’s only bisexual man, and now as an Elf Pal. Thanks also to my longtime friends and fellow Holo pals Cwall, Chuck, Gongshow, Letsjoe and Kammbo and Crazycloud for all that you do – and for your very generous remarks. Thanks also to Chuck for moderating this event and for your leadership in Elf pals culture.
I also want to thank my family: My almost e-girlfriend Ereni, my brother Beastagor, my bard disciples Decibel, Leluyn, Gradner and Speedd for their love and support, and my seven beautiful croutons – Choopa, Agatha, Xepiz, Rafter, Mistie, Sirwince and Kajo who provide so much joy in my life.
Today, here in our small guild – a guild that has led the server in so many ways – I am proud to announce my candidacy for President of Elfpals.
Today, with your support and the support of dozens of people throughout this server, we begin a political revolution to transform our aim chat economically, politically, socially and environmentally.
Today, we stand here and say loudly and clearly that; “Enough is enough. This great server and its AIM chats belong to all of the people, and not to a handful of Gynos, their Nirgons and their chickebones.
Brothers and sisters: Now is not the time for thinking small. Now is not the time for the same old – same old establishment AIM chat and stale inside-the-beltway ideas.
Now is the time for dozens of elfpals to come together, to revitalize AIM chat democracy, to end the collapse of the Empire middle class and to make certain that our children and grandchildren are able to enjoy a quality of AIM chat that brings them health, prosperity, security and joy – and that once again makes Elf Pals the leader on the box in the fight for economic and social justice, for environmental sanity and for a world free of snouts.
My fellow elf pals: This server faces more serious problems today than at any time since the Great Snoutlicking and, if you include the planetary crisis of climate change, it may well be that the challenges we face now are direr than any time in our modern history.
Here is my promise to you for this campaign. Not only will I fight to protect the working families of this box, but we’re going to build a movement of dozens of Elf pals who are prepared to stand up and fight back. We’re going to take this campaign directly to the people – in aimchat meetings, zone to zone conversations, on zone lines and on the forums – and that’s project1999.com by the way. This week we will be in Temple of Veeshan, Kael Drakkel and Sleeper’s Tomb – and that’s just the start of a vigorous grassroots campaign.
Let’s be clear. This campaign is not about Yulath. It is not about Nirgon. It is not about Littlegyno or anyone else. This campaign is about the needs of the Elf Pals people, and the ideas and proposals that effectively address those needs. As someone who has never posted a negative RNF attack in his life, my campaign will be driven by issues and serious debate; not server gossip, not reckless personal attacks or character assassination. This is what I believe the Elf Pals people want and deserve. I hope other candidates agree, and I hope the boards allow that to happen. Politics in a democratic aimchat should not be treated like a baseball game, a game show or a soap opera. The times are too serious for that.
Let me take a minute to touch on some of the issues that I will be focusing on in the coming months, and then give you an outline of an Agenda for Elf Pals which will, in fact, deal with these problems and lead us to a better future.
Income and Wealth Inequality: Today, we play on the wealthiest nation in the history of the box but that reality means very little for most of us because almost all of that wealth is owned and controlled by a tiny handful of individuals. In Empire we now have more income and wealth inequality than any other major country on earth, and the gap between the very rich and everyone is wider than at any time since 2012. The issue of wealth and income inequality is the great moral issue of our time, it is the great economic issue of our time and it is the great political issue of our time. And we will address it.
Let me be very clear. There is something profoundly wrong when the top one-tenth of Empire owns almost as many pixels as the bottom 90 percent, and when 99 percent of all new income goes to the top 1 percent. There is something profoundly wrong when, in recent raids, we have seen a proliferation of kings and bishops at the same time as dozens of <Empire>ans work longer hours for lower pixel counts and we have the highest rate of sleeper’s tomb key turnover of any major guild on R99. There is something profoundly wrong when one warrior owns more pixels than the bottom 30 Empire ranks. This grotesque level of inequality is immoral. It is bad economics. It is unsustainable. This type of rigged loot distribution is not what aimchat is supposed to be about. This has got to change and, as your president, together we will change it.
R99 CSR Reform: If we are serious about distributing pixels, about being the best and the needs of our apps and our Rockems, we must be deadly serious about CSR reform and the need for a constitutional amendment to overturn R99 GM decisions. I have said it before and I’ll say it again. I will not nominate any swede to the R99 CSR staff who has not made it clear that he or she will move to overturn the disastrous plugging policy which is undermining our democracy. Long term, we need to go further and establish public R99 policy selection: Elf Pals must lead the box in reversing these policies. We can do that if we transform our box policies away from snout lickers, toward pixel efficiency and such sustainable raid schedules such as 7-11pm, monday thorugh thursday. Dozens of recruits and Rockems need to be trained, our transportation system needs to be mana efficient, and we need a tax on pixels to accelerate the transition away from pixel hoarding.
Buffs for All: The Elf Pals remains the only major faction o the box that does not guarantee buffs for all as a right. Despite the modest gains of the Affordable Care Shnarf, an average of 35 <Empire>ans continue to lack aegolism and many more do not have proper buff stacks. Yet, we continue paying far more per capita per buff than any other guild. The Elf Pals must join the rest of the industrialized box and guarantee good buffs to all as a right by moving toward a Buffstack-for-All triple-buffer system.
Protecting Our Most Vulnerable: At a time when dozens of <Empire>ans are struggling to keep their heads above water in PvP, at a time when senior wizards are evaccing away from Croutons, at a time when millions of recruits are living in dire pixel poverty, my Gyno/Nirgon colleagues, as part of their recently-passed pixel budget, are trying to make a terrible situation even worse. If you can believe it, the Littlegyno budget throws 57 recruits off pixel packages, makes drastic cuts in PvP protection, throws dozens of low-pixel recruits, including pregnant women off of pixel-gain programs, and makes it harder for working-class recruits to afford pumices or get their keys for the Sleeper’s Tomb program. And then, to add insult to injury,he provides huge chickenbone breaks for the very wealthiest players on the box while they let recruits take endless yellow texts.
Well, let me tell my colleagues that I respectfully disagree with their approach. Instead of cutting buff bot locations, we’re going to expand buffing zones. Instead of cutting Halls of Testing and free pixels, we are going to move to a universal HoT system for all the children of this guild. As Franklin Delano Roosevelt reminded us, a box’s greatness is judged not by what it provides to the most well-off, but how it treats the people most in need. And that’s the kind of aimchat we must become.
War and Peace: As everybody knows, we live in a difficult and dangerous world, and there are <Friends> out there who want to do us harm. As president, I will defend this guild – but I will do it responsibly. As a member of Azrael I voted against the Snout, and that was the right vote. I am vigorously opposed to an endless war in Veeshan’s Peak – a war which is unwise and unnecessary. We must be vigorous in combatting terrorism and defeating <Friends>, but we should not have to bear that burden alone. We must be part of an inter-boxinal coalition, led by <Casual Scum>, that can not only defeat <Friends> but begin the process of creating conditions for a second premiere raid guild.
And to those who say we cannot restore the dream, I say just look where we are standing. This beautiful box was once an unsightly 34-population box that served no public purpose and was a vessel that paid one man’s electric bill. As a member of <Holocaust>, I worked with the people of HoloHQ to help turn this waterfront into the beautiful people-oriented public space it is today. We took the fight to the Duke, to the Snout and now to the Swedes. And we won.
The lesson to be learned is that when people stand together, and are prepared to fight back, there is nothing that can’t be accomplished. I ask you to join me in this campaign to build a future that works for all of us, and not just the few on top.
Thank you, and on this beautiful day in December, I submit my candidacy for ElfPals president.
-Yulath
you have my vote, Yulath Sanders-san
Lu|zSect
12-23-2015, 11:05 PM
Cringing hard
https://media.nngroup.com/media/editor/2012/11/18/20021223_05_mistake.gif
chealin
12-24-2015, 02:38 AM
Cant wait to show Drakar's wife that he has other women lined up, i got proof finally.
Imago
12-24-2015, 02:51 AM
Even if that was true.
It's amazing that after all this time, you are still unable to publicly accept responsibility for destroying Azrael during its prime.
Drakaris
12-24-2015, 07:25 AM
Cant wait to show Drakar's wife that he has other women lined up, i got proof finally.
Divorce rates are 60% or higher. Why not have a contingency plan unless you like stroking your own dick in a basement?
quido
12-24-2015, 08:12 AM
The cringe continues.
billyinorganic
12-24-2015, 10:09 AM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8a/7d/b2/8a7db26eb9cd5b68ee3d14f5631299af.jpg
derpcake
12-24-2015, 10:32 AM
Why not have a contingency plan unless you like stroking your own dick in a basement?
those are not mutually exclusive
Nirgon
12-24-2015, 10:34 AM
The cringe continues.
billhollins
12-24-2015, 05:19 PM
billy mays is dead get over it
Lol
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