***OFFICIAL*** P99 Christmas Thread

[Big_Japan]

We're going to be saying Merry Christmas a LOT on this board. You better believe that.

Alright, who hasn't purchased a single gift yet? I know I'm not the only one, but the pressure is mounting.

My family is doing "white elephant", one gift under $40. What's a gift that can be assigned to any random person under $40? The TRUMP hat I ordered isn't going to make it in time. Please help, I'm desperate.

Merry Christmas and God bless and seriously, please help.

[Pokesan]

I bought my niece a neat toy but everyone else is an adult so fuck them.

[Pokesan]

Joke:

What is maerilith's favorite band? TRANS siberian orchestra ho ho ho!

Merry Christmas to all P99 Sex Mutants!

[Swish]

I bought my niece a neat toy but everyone else is an adult so fuck them.

As a practicing moo-slim I'm offended by this thread, but I'll take the time off work anyway.

[Pokesan]

As a practicing moo-slim I'm offended by this thread, but I'll take the time off work anyway.

I'm going to slap some sense into you for Christmas.

post better

[Big_Japan]

As a practicing moo-slim I'm offended by this thread, but I'll take the time off work anyway.

you better tread lightly buddy, take posts like this much further and youll be subject to arrest in your native land.

now someone tell me a good white elephant gift and hurry. if SoRP i will nom for a FKP.

[Champion_Standing]

I'm going to make a framed picture of Kenard from The Wire to give out at the secret santa thing at work.

[Pokesan]

you better tread lightly buddy, take posts like this much further and youll be subject to arrest in your native land.

now someone tell me a good white elephant gift and hurry. if SoRP i will nom for a FKP.

get this and play spot the worst alcoholic

http://www.jcpenney.com/wembley-tailgate-64-oz-giant-flask/prod.jump?ppId=pp5005791492&cmvc=JCP|dept20000011|cat100240102|RICHREL&grView=&eventRootCatId=&currentTabCatId=&regId=&rrplacementtype=item_page.oos

was one that said 'Go Big Or Go Home' but it's sold out now.

64 ounces of fury my friend!

[Big_Japan]

get this and play spot the worst alcoholic

http://www.jcpenney.com/wembley-tailgate-64-oz-giant-flask/prod.jump?ppId=pp5005791492&cmvc=JCP|dept20000011|cat100240102|RICHREL&grView=&eventRootCatId=&currentTabCatId=&regId=&rrplacementtype=item_page.oos

was one that said 'Go Big Or Go Home' but it's sold out now.

64 ounces of fury my friend!

oh man I wish I had had this back in my plebjuice days. I had to buy 151 to put in my vending machine coke bottle because volume was always a concern. this is a gr8 gift idea buddy, the AA members in my family will surely love it, upboat!

Also, just a recommendation for all the rest of yall who may share similar concerns -- I just remembered a great gift given by one of my heroes (https://youtu.be/j0MVeZStvOQ?t=52s).


Joke:

What is maerilith's favorite band? TRANS siberian orchestra ho ho ho!

Merry Christmas to all P99 Sex Mutants!

And this was a five star post in itself!

I hereby nominate you for a FKP point Lord Treasurer, for your outstanding contributions to this lovely and blossoming community!

[am0n]

you better tread lightly buddy, take posts like this much further and youll be subject to arrest in your native land.

now someone tell me a good white elephant gift and hurry. if SoRP i will nom for a FKP.

http://www.amazon.com/Dead-of-Winter-Crossroads-Game/dp/B00HFKITJC

And if they don't like it, tell them to go pound sand.

[Filthy_Pagan]

As a practicing moo-slim

We already knew. You're british.

Oh btw, have you seen doctor who's new TARDIS?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6mlw07paglc/Ul16rmtOVfI/AAAAAAAAC0I/2EFUdSjfzDE/s1600/Kaaba.jpg

[Filthy_Pagan]

you better tread lightly buddy, take posts like this much further and youll be subject to arrest in your native land.

now someone tell me a good white elephant gift and hurry. if SoRP i will nom for a FKP.

What would be a better christmas gift than an extreme long range freedom delivery platform?

https://www.atlanticfirearms.com/component/virtuemart/shipping-rifles/barrett-82a1-50-cal-rifle-detail.html?Itemid=0

[FoxxHound]

Hopefully gonna take up an extra shift.

[Sidelle]

As a practicing moo-slim I'm offended by this thread, but I'll take the time off work anyway.
I got you something for Christmas, Swish. :D
https://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/shiapet.jpg

[Swish]

allah catbar to you all

[Sidelle]

Hopefully gonna take up an extra shift.
You seem stressed out. I'm gonna get you something for Christmas too. Do you prefer chocolate or vanilla? :D
Squeezies Breast Stress Reliever

https://d176maaqiz44cw.cloudfront.net/images/products/4836195/squeezies-r-breast-stress-reliever-1.jpg

[Filthy_Pagan]

I got you something for Christmas, Swish. :D
https://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/shiapet.jpg

You seem stressed out. I'm gonna get you something for Christmas too. Do you prefer chocolate or vanilla? :D
Squeezies Breast Stress Reliever

https://d176maaqiz44cw.cloudfront.net/images/products/4836195/squeezies-r-breast-stress-reliever-1.jpg

Sidelle bringin the heat

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3654734/lil-boosie-gunz-o.gif

You should consider joining the SoRP.

[Swish]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3uqm5Z32CbD1u/giphy.gif

This "festive period" is going to be a VERY holy one.... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcsG-u2GtZE)

[maskedmelon]

I had always understood white elephant gifts to be something unwanted. With that in mind, please consider the following list of gifts:

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace DVD (Fullscreen Edition)
Disney Infinity (PS4 Edition)
Elder Scrolls Online Character "Gamer Tags"
230F Cappuccino
Censorship
Baked Doughnuts
Persimmons
Sharia Law
1 Gallon of Rabid Mealworms
Secondhand Lingerie
Reason

[Sidelle]

You should consider joining the SoRP.
I'm more of a lone wolf type around here. Plus, Pokesan & IRYD hate my guts. They mistakenly believe I'm a right-wing racist douchebag, which I vehemently deny. I admit I occasionally participate in forum douchebaggery, but I'm no right-wing asshole. Maybe they just don't like girls. I dunno. :confused:

[Filthy_Pagan]

I'm more of a lone wolf type around here. Plus, Pokesan & IRYD hate my guts. They mistakenly believe I'm a right-wing racist douchebag, which I vehemently deny. I admit I occasionally participate in forum douchebaggery, but I'm no right-wing asshole. Maybe they just don't like girls. I dunno. :confused:

IRYD hates everyone because he's unhappy with himself and is an extreme left libtard so everyone seems like a racist fascist to him. Don't let it get you down :/

There's nothing wrong with fascism though if it's done right. Socialism will be the savior of the species if we give it a chance.

[am0n]

I'm more of a lone wolf type around here. Plus, Pokesan & IRYD hate my guts. They mistakenly believe I'm a right-wing racist douchebag, which I vehemently deny. I admit I occasionally participate in forum douchebaggery, but I'm no right-wing asshole. Maybe they just don't like girls. I dunno. :confused:

If you have iryd hating you, you are doing it right.

[Pokesan]

I'm more of a lone wolf type around here. Plus, Pokesan & IRYD hate my guts. They mistakenly believe I'm a right-wing racist douchebag, which I vehemently deny. I admit I occasionally participate in forum douchebaggery, but I'm no right-wing asshole. Maybe they just don't like girls. I dunno. :confused:

I don't hate you, I just dislike how up your own ass you are about being born neurologically male. We get it Sidelle, you're a GIRL and have not girly opinions. Wowza! Now grow a penis or get lost.

That said, you would be a welcome addition to the SoRP!

e: also IRYD quit, we need a replacement

[Madbad]

I find that anonymous sex toys are great white elephant gifts.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Not everyone has a dragon dildo collection, Madbad

[iruinedyourday]

oh hey another thread where this new kid is talking about me

[FoxxHound]

You seem stressed out. I'm gonna get you something for Christmas too. Do you prefer chocolate or vanilla? :D
Squeezies Breast Stress Reliever

https://d176maaqiz44cw.cloudfront.net/images/products/4836195/squeezies-r-breast-stress-reliever-1.jpg

Vanilla. Preferably yours~

[MrSparkle001]

We're going to be saying Merry Christmas a LOT on this board. You better believe that.

Alright, who hasn't purchased a single gift yet? I know I'm not the only one, but the pressure is mounting.

My family is doing "white elephant", one gift under $40. What's a gift that can be assigned to any random person under $40? The TRUMP hat I ordered isn't going to make it in time. Please help, I'm desperate.

Merry Christmas and God bless and seriously, please help.

http://www.amazon.com/Collections-Etc-Ugly-Christmas-Sweater/dp/B00O2BPJSQ

[Filthy_Pagan]

http://www.amazon.com/Collections-Etc-Ugly-Christmas-Sweater/dp/B00O2BPJSQ

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0257/0907/products/Shredders_HiRes_122814_039_1024x1024.png?v=1420844 430

[Orruar]

If you have iryd hating you, you are doing it right.

Necessary, but not a sufficient condition. Dude hates on anything and everything.

[Big_Japan]

sidelle has made 1 of the dankest contributions of information i have ever received. u gotta be a sucka to hate on this girl at xmas time yall.

honorary aryan just like azzar the fellow-traveller

[Laugher]

https://teechip.com/hotlinexmas#id=12&c=1C203D&sid=gildan-sweatshirt-crew

http://i.imgur.com/5FFgEUE.png

[Efwan]

Necessary, but not a sufficient condition. Dude hates on anything and everything.

Nah IRYD loves me.

[iruinedyourday]

its true <3

[Doors]

Jesus is the reason for the season.