Elven Dating

[Sirban]

For those of you who aren't fat\bald, and live with your female, I have a question.

What do you do when she berggs out for literally no reason?

Discuss

[krazyGlue]

She is definitely getting dicked down by another guy . Good luck with your relationship

[Xaanka]

I've lived with a few different girls in my time on the elf sim. One of them didn't like it, but she worked 12 hour shifts so I would just game on the days she's working, since I usually had those days off too. The other one was pretty down with the elf game, even got some under the desk action during a lot of the ol' TMO raids.

[bubur]

i doubt u rly want anyone's advice from this forum but here's what works for me

calmly satiate the hormonal rage by refusing to reciprocate equal emotion. avoid calling her out for berggin and ignore/deflect any personal attacks "ok, well i dont agree, but i understand what youre saying." "sounds like there may be a little misunderstanding, but i think i see where you're coming from." if you dont get all worked up about it, the rage can turn to weird joy and happiness real quick. might take some time. patience is key.

inevitably some responses to this mild-mannered approach will be "lolcucked" but for science, you may go ahead and get all bergged out yourself, drop some verbal abuse in response and see what happens. if it works, well your relationship is unusual and probably a disgusting trainwreck

if the complaint is something minor, like chatting on the phone for a while or a lil vid chat (if you dont live together), or something like attention, and im just dicking around playing a game, ill stop playing and give her some. i tend to view attention-seeking behavior as a symptom of an underlying chronic human condition that needs to be treated periodically or else serious consequences occur. would not leave this unchecked.

you gotta be careful about the signals you're sending. positive reinforcement can be a bitch, but negative reinforcement is basically not an option here. although it seems like she bergs randomly, there appear to actually be moments where her subconscious (and sometimes conscious) says "ok its time for a good ol berg." and you can manipulate that timing somewhat through careful reinforcement.

if the complaint is plainly ridiculous, i usually just deflect/postpone until the rage subsides. they'll come around later and be ready to talk about it without so much emotion. sometimes there is something that needs to be dealt with. although its partly chemical, i dont believe bergs come completely out of nowhere. might require some investigative work on your part to solve the issue.

if she doesn't ever 'come down,' would consider the positives and negatives of relationship and critically evaluate. of course, before aborting mission completely, its a good idea to have a healthy discussion and voice your concerns.

when the whole event is done i just forgive/forget and let it go quick. move on and enjoy good hormonal-induced sex until it happens again in a few weeks. bear in mind this is coming from an unmarried scrub with only a 3-year successful relationship. game prolly changes a bit after year 5, 10, etc

this has been another episode of loveline with dr. bubur

[Sirban]

Can I get a tldr version?

[Sirban]

Actually read it dr.bubar. Will investigate this berg. My initial reaction to the berg was \shrug and fire up the ol super nintendo

[Xaanka]

Can I get a tldr version?

read reddit.com/r/theredpill and do exactly the opposite of what those forever virgins say to do, generally good life advice

[Xaanka]

treat women with respect, don't neglect them for video games, don't be a cuck'd out "alpha provider" but don't be a doormat either. establish trust and a strong line of communication. do nice things for her, but don't buy her expensive jewelry cars and shit. only date women at or above your own income level. wrap your tool up or get the snip.

[Xaanka]

cute 20 year old unemployed college student girls are fun, but you gotta keep it to the pump n dump

[AzzarTheGod]

basically everything bubur and xaanka said.

bubur's def a professional at managing the innate female tendency to berg.

[Pitborn]

Lock myself in office with drugs and video games.

[Stalos_]

Early 20s no kid - just continue being a dick like in high school or else she will find someone else who's willing to be.

Late 20s no kids - I don't know, I knocked mine up at 24. I'm nice to her now.

[Zalaerian]

30s >>>>>>>> 20s

career usually in full swing....more self esteem....less crazy by far. Every chick I was with in her 30s was light years ahead of anything in their 20s

[bubur]

i should probably add a disclaimer, my gf isnt of western culture so your mileage with the reasonable human being approach may very

[Xaanka]

30s >>>>>>>> 20s

career usually in full swing....more self esteem....less crazy by far. Every chick I was with in her 30s was light years ahead of anything in their 20s

mid 30's women are god's gift to this earth. biological clock's a tickin. you see, if they're not married and settled down with a big house by 35 they see themselves as a failure among their peers. as long as you can handle your shit and not get too attached/committed (get the snip) enjoy swimming in this sea of poon

my 70 year old dad keeps a picture of me on his desk at work and id say he gets at least 2 mid 30's girls asking about me and if they can get my number or my facebook daily. i'm pretty sick of the type his industry brings in & i'm trying to take a break from constant strange so i can work on my career savings etc, so i recently told him to turn them down for me. now, most of them immediately jump on his dick after they find out i'm out of the question. if my 70 year old gray haired dad can be swimming in 30 yr old pussy any of you nerds on here can be too.

develop a non-childlike sense of fashion. when you dress up, don't make it look like you're going to a costume party in dad's tuxedo like you unironically take GQ seriously. be yourself, and be confident.

its not very hard to get laid constantly. i mean fuck i look like an 18 year old twink elf (ask georgie or anyone else who had access to the tmo forums)

[Xaanka]

also if you have a beard, unless its well groomed and of moderate length at most, get rid of it while you're single. beards are for growing out when you're settled down because your wife won't leave you since she needs someone to raise her kids.

theres some beards that can work, and some that can even be pussy magnets if done right, but i rarely see them. unkempt beard = sign of poor hygeine and smelly cock. girls gonna be thinking about cleaning the brown stains outta your tightie whities if she thinks about datin you. overly groomed, waxed moustache dorquery = this guys an alcoholic hipster, he's probably going to leave me for another man in 5 years.

fresh shave, straight razor, good hair. can't do you wrong if you have an attractive facial structire.

[JboxCSU]

Tell her she's right, go have make-up sex.

[Xaanka]

make-up sex is almost as good as hatefucking

[Sirban]

I don't want to fuck her when she is berging due to being right

[JboxCSU]

I don't want to fuck her when she is berging due to being right

You won't win.

It's the interwebs and everyone lies, but I've been married 7 years. The only positive solution is make-up sex. Everything else is a dead end.

[Sirban]

What about "grounding" her for a week? IE no sex or me buying her shit

[Tradesonred]

You guys understand that were like 7 decades past the 50s right

[hammbone]

For those of you who aren't fat\bald, and live with your female, I have a question.

What do you do when she berggs out for literally no reason?

Discuss

means you're neglecting her - dick her down something fierce, get her in check, then start conditioning her.

[Sirban]

What if the drunken bergg attack was unprovoked? After a free (for her) night on the town?

[Sirban]

What if I dont want to destroy the pussy of a bergg'd chick , just to spite her?

[Redi]

remind her dick aint free

[LostCause]

u new to girls?

[bubur]

sounds like we might have a double berg on our hands here

a 2-way street right down lindenberg if u catch my drift

[Sirban]

Imagine kickin it on the comfortable couch, sippin on rye bullet, then a wild drunken berggin chick comes to you yelling... Even throwing your cherished dragon slaying comp chair

[Xaanka]

What if the drunken bergg attack was unprovoked? After a free (for her) night on the town?

don't date girls who drink excessively. don't turn a hoe into a housewife.

[Sirban]

sounds like we might have a double berg on our hands here

a 2-way street right down lindenberg if u catch my drift

Lmfao

[Xaanka]

nerds better peep game Jeru the Damaja - The Bitches (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgQDJb40rUE)

[billyinorganic]

http://coreserver.net/images/agatha.gif

[AzzarTheGod]

nerds better peep game Jeru the Damaja - The Bitches (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgQDJb40rUE)

[bubur]

more like personality - lil dicky (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyfmuRy_3T4)

nice guys win, tinderfags/gangsters and some rappers in the predominantly black rap subculture community get aids & die irl

i seen it

[Jazzy]

Dont get attached to a spaz

[hammbone]

What if I dont want to destroy the pussy of a bergg'd chick , just to spite her?

not sure if this is a troll.... but when you start doing shit out of spite, it's time to grow up and move on.

[hammbone]

Imagine kickin it on the comfortable couch, sippin on rye bullet, then a wild drunken berggin chick comes to you yelling... Even throwing your cherished dragon slaying comp chair

lol u trollin i hope - she hating on your game time big dog, she getting jelly pixels get more love than she does.

[Xaanka]

more like personality - lil dicky (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyfmuRy_3T4)

you forgot to post part 1 of that song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayt8AwBg4nk

[Xaanka]

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/avgjE6E_700b.jpg

[Samsung]

She is definitely getting dicked down by another guy . Good luck with your relationship

Lol

[Fame]

put your meat on the table at dinner, nature will decide

[Filthy_Pagan]

we usually berg out at eachother, dont talk for an hour, then carry on like nothing happened