Good thing Sparkling got a sleeper key

[Nirgon]

Roffle

[Lu|zSect]

sounds like a bad mad

[ducktv]

who even is sparkling

[Samsung]

An active cleric? Naw don't need any of those in ST.

[TacoSmasher]

iruined your day is sparkling
uruuk is cutter
i am worship

[Nirgon]

Nice try dwarf

[TacoSmasher]

i hope we can be phantom bros in ds3

[Nirgon]

Definitely will grief with u

[Ragnaros]

who is sparkling?

[Huelath]

who is sparkling?

buy rocket league yet?

[Colgate]

i hope we can be phantom bros in ds3

is it going to be available on PC?

[Beastagoog]

Wats this about?

[TacoSmasher]

is it going to be available on PC?



ds3 will release on all platforms simultaneously i believe.

i hope #baseddurante has a day1 graphics tweak for this one as well. dsfix is OP

[Nirgon]

Colgate if you do not play this Dark Souls you should drop gaming and take up cat grooming or cooking

This game was made for PvP / stutter step kings

[Kergan]

Wasn't the biggest issue with DS that the PC port was kinda shitty? I hear real good things about the game but it doesn't seem like there is a warm body option so not sure I am interested.

[ducktv]

Colgate, take up cat grooming

[Uuruk]

I think there has been 3 warded nights? I was there for 1, missed next, and cutter played Sparklig for third....this is a really bad thread.

[fiegi 8.0]

what i miss with sparkling??

[TacoSmasher]

dark souls 1 was kind of a rough port graphically, but there was a graphics fix day1 which made it one of the best looking pc games at the time imo.

just about the same story for ds2 although graphics out of the box weren't as bad as ds1. the day1 patch made it look way better and added 4k support.

main complaint from people i saw was the controls with mouse and kb. the game is meant for a game pad no question.



warm body option is using the Internet for guides and help. its a lot more fun going in blind and clueless on your first playthrough of these titles

[Lu|zSect]

http://i.imgur.com/v3EJxf1.gif

[Uuruk]

what i miss with sparkling??

Idk I guess being out of town for work is too much for mr drug trafficker.

[MEGANS LAW]

Idk I guess being out of town for work is too much for mr drug trafficker.

shots fired shots fired.

[Redi]

" "

[Nirgon]

Glad we won the box so people like this can waste sleeper keys

Good job hiding under bed coward, found u :)

[iruinedyourday]

threat is great but I have taken time off to hang with my kids that i stole from the park and one of them is dead now so browsing web t figure out what to do

[Eslade]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/57315757.jpg

[Uuruk]

Glad we won the box so people like this can waste sleeper keys

Good job hiding under bed coward, found u :)

Found me? My name was in my signature for months lol. Great job inspector gadget.

[Nirgon]

I'm a pretty goog inspector gadget. Wanna see what else I can find? Besides the fact you are a waste of a sleeper key?

[MEGANS LAW]

https://45.media.tumblr.com/afc752bd0315796289fc208d901dfa79/tumblr_nifhvawMSY1tq4of6o1_500.gif

[Uuruk]

I stepped away from the game to take a job where there would be more traveling. At that point I wouldn't be able to make that many raids and on the nights I am home I figured the time would be spent better elsewhere.

i guess I should have just turned down bettering myself IRL and stuck to sending drugs through the mail system for some pixels. You feelers?

[iruinedyourday]

Love nirg like a brother but u dont play right now either u feelers?

[Redi]

By stepped away for job do you mean guild removed as a 100ra cleric? Please clarify.

[Eslade]

http://www.somegif.com/gifs/1363863597925139587.GIF

[Uuruk]

By stepped away for job do you mean guild removed as a 100ra cleric? Please clarify.

I was out for what a week which is what leadership and I agreed to. I mean posting someone's personal picture on the forum from teamspeak was out of line ain't no denying that.

[AzzarTheGod]

Fuck shots. Motherfucker we got rockets going off in this bitch send in the national guard at once

[Nirgon]

This crumby little coward talks big

For a coward I guess

[MEGANS LAW]

https://static-ssl.businessinsider.com/image/546bbf986da81104687051d0/tos.gif

[Uuruk]

This crumby little coward talks big

For a coward I guess

That's a pretty fucking weak response.

Let's not forget your argument against me is I haven't shown up to a raid while mine against you is you illegally traffic drugs for pixels. We all know which one of those makes you a fucking loser.

[Barladore]

who is sparkling?

[Nirgon]

Love nirg like a brother but u dont play right now either u feelers?

That ain't tru either

I logged in for Mengele (Hookrs) birthday and crafted some BD bracers because he'd been bugging me to do that

I also PKed a Thunderdome on a character I had to delete and name reserve because a member of Empire I trusted with the information betrayed me and compromised it


Huff Empire Tati Thunderdome West Commonlands November 24 2015 1:35:21 AM


And I'm being nice here, well, except to the little gimp who is trying to anonymously talk trash anon on a forum.

[MEGANS LAW]

http://i.imgur.com/GsDZWSI.gif

[Genedin]

yikes, this is the same guy who always talks shit about other people getting loot and bailing

[Nirgon]

anonymously yes

he's actually afraid (???) to say who is character is in game when talking shit

[Uuruk]

anonymously yes

he's actually afraid (???) to say who is character is in game when talking shit

So afraid my character was in my signature for months. You should probably update yours.

[Nirgon]

its my fucking forum handle, why would I bother?

lol

I asked you directly who you were and u scuttled off like a little maggot

[Uuruk]

its my fucking forum handle, why would I bother?

lol

I asked you directly who you were and u scuttled off like a little maggot

I sent you my in game name through the mail.

[Genedin]

forums have been plagued with anon trolls for a while not over the past 6 months or so

lots of scared betas on here willing to take shots at people behind random forum accounts

[Eslade]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/900/974/f73.gif

[Nirgon]

Better go make a new forum account to talk shit on anonymously while you can't raid for 3 months after taking an ST key

[Samsung]

If I was one of the leaders in Empire I'd stop all this Empire on Empire crime, shits embarrassing and it doesn't matter if its forums this is how you guys are viewed

[Thik]

Empire in shambles?

[Uuruk]

If I was one of the leaders in Empire I'd stop all this Empire on Empire crime, shits embarrassing and it doesn't matter if its forums this is how you guys are viewed

Nah, Nirgon not even in empire. This guy is literally rustled over me not logging in to elf quest lol.

[Nirgon]

If I was one of the leaders in Empire I'd stop all this Empire on Empire crime, shits embarrassing and it doesn't matter if its forums this is how you guys are viewed

I'm not in Empire

[Drakaris]

iruined your day is sparkling
uruuk is cutter
i am worship

Makes sense - Empire croots sucking dick for pixels in the form of ForumQuest.

How low will Empire go?

[iruinedyourday]

anyone who deserves to kno who is who knows who is who is all im saying

but why is nirg so upset with uruuk thats what I want to kno

[Stalos_]

anyone who deserves to kno who is who knows who is who is all im saying
kno

This is dumb.

[iruinedyourday]

This is dumb.

i kno its hard keeping up with whats ging on in a video game when you dont play and have no clue but sorry

[Jazzy]

People writing like "thugs" with 12k forum posts - no doubt pasty dweebs irl. Get a grip bros.

What the fuck are you nerds gonna do post project 1999? Seriously worried for you guys.....nah.

[Jazzy]

P.s i browse forums when taking a dump purely as its part of my daily routine.

[Uuruk]

People writing like "thugs" with 12k forum posts - no doubt pasty dweebs irl. Get a grip bros.

What the fuck are you nerds gonna do post project 1999? Seriously worried for you guys.....nah.

Nirgon got a strong grip on selling drugs through the postal system. His future is bright.

[iruinedyourday]

People writing like "thugs" with 12k forum posts - no doubt pasty dweebs irl. Get a grip bros.

What the fuck are you nerds gonna do post project 1999? Seriously worried for you guys.....nah.

This is life dude only way out is a mace.

[Nirgon]

He just runs his mouth a whole lot is all

I've never had a problem with him before that

Barely knew he existed

[vouss]

I;'ve only seen Sparkling once in game before, wanded him a few times then disc HT'd him in Ice Clad and he cried to me in tells. Thought he quit after he still plays?

[iruinedyourday]

He just runs his mouth a whole lot is all

urruk one of forums best posters, if he rustles u its cus his comedy hits home too hard and shouldnt blame the messenger tho.

[Nirgon]

or he's some shit talking coward nobody who I identified as a waste of a sleepers key

[iruinedyourday]

or he's some shit talking coward nobody who I identified as a waste of a sleepers key

http://i.imgur.com/EXenAgG.png
http://www.10mag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dramaticbuildup.gif

[MEGANS LAW]

http://i.imgur.com/EXenAgG.png
http://www.10mag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dramaticbuildup.gif

damn goog gif.

[Lu|zSect]

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Andy-Dwyer-OMG.gif

[Kergan]

A lot of people think I'm an anon forum account but I actually played but nobody remembers who I was since I was a non factor.

[Drakaris]

A lot of people think I'm an anon forum account but I actually played but nobody remembers who I was since I was a non factor.

You were and still are a non-factor Aborted. Personally I prefer to call you Kermit the Muppet for being a muppet.

I also heard you didn't even level your own account, apped to Nihilum and quit after a month or two. Only to app Empire and quit after a month or two again.

[SamwiseRed]

kergan aint aborted wut?

[AzzarTheGod]

kergan is kergan, i remember him lol

[MEGANS LAW]

A lot of people think I'm an anon forum account but I actually played but nobody remembers who I was since I was a non factor.

I remember you bro.

[Uuruk]

Damnit guys stop shitting up my thread. This thread is about ME!

[Drakaris]

kergan aint aborted wut?

Hmmm really? Will need to cross check that with Vapo. My bad if it's not.

[iruinedyourday]

arnt you watching starwars right now?

[Kergan]

You were and still are a non-factor Aborted. Personally I prefer to call you Kermit the Muppet for being a muppet.

I also heard you didn't even level your own account, apped to Nihilum and quit after a month or two. Only to app Empire and quit after a month or two again.

Never app'd to Empire, never was even in Empire - I joined Holo on day one after Nihilum disbanded and played casually until Azrael shit the bed and haven't played since. Was in Nihilum about a year including app time. Otherwise pretty accurate. Technically I leveled my shaman to 56, then switched to Aborted (troll, DE mask, max alchemy, some lustrous russet armor) who was 51 and leveled him to 60, if you're keeping score.

[Kergan]

kergan aint aborted wut?

Thrilla, Oddjob and another old EQ pal leveled him to 50 in classic, I took it from there in Kunark after the guy who played it in classic moved on.

[Kergan]

I remember you bro.

tB 4 life pal

https://jackhasspoken.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/handshake.jpg

[Uuruk]

Fuck u guys

[hatelore]

http://i.imgur.com/EXenAgG.png
http://www.10mag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dramaticbuildup.gif

roffle.

[Tomm Selleck]

You were and still are a non-factor Aborted. Personally I prefer to call you Kermit the Muppet for being a muppet.

I also heard you didn't even level your own account, apped to Nihilum and quit after a month or two. Only to app Empire and quit after a month or two again.
You talk like you are/were relevant. Go away for everyone's benefit

[TheDuck]

Didnt know you were much of a pvper. Thoi guess i joined red in november 2014 so you coulda been a hitter back then

the only pvp this game ever really saw was during classic, it was non stop pvp, fun everytime u logged on, then during kunark the only pvp there was at KC, which wasnt bad when u compare it to velious now.

now.....you cant call yourself a pvper on this server, there is no pvp.

[Redi]

Hmmm really? Will need to cross check that with Vapo. My bad if it's not.

OK puppet

[Drakaris]

Thrilla, Oddjob and another old EQ pal leveled him to 50 in classic, I took it from there in Kunark after the guy who played it in classic moved on.

Zing.

[Lu|zSect]

http://i.imgur.com/1iqT1dq.png

[Kergan]

Zing.

wot

[Beastagoog]

the only pvp this game ever really saw was during classic, it was non stop pvp, fun everytime u logged on, then during kunark the only pvp there was at KC, which wasnt bad when u compare it to velious now.

now.....you cant call yourself a pvper on this server, there is no pvp.

Need a classic server imho- I missed classic and 9/10 vets say it was the best era.

[Drakaris]

OK puppet

At least vapo didn't fuck with a pals account and blame it on me, you feelers?

[Drakaris]

Will follow lord Vapo, Sir Ragnaros and mirkuls into battle under their banner any day of the week. Only other allegiances I have on this box are for the Aussies who unfortunately bought the Empire propaganda.

[Beastagoog]

At least vapo didn't fuck with a pals account and blame it on me, you feelers?

He did try to use a guilds bank to buy his pal a Rile, then RMT off the rest when that didnt work out.

[Beastagoog]

Just sayin' =D

[Drakaris]

He did try to use a guilds bank to buy his pal a Rile, then RMT off the rest when that didnt work out.

Without vapo Azrael would have remained the #1 guild - just saying.

[Eslade]

Will follow lord Vapo, Sir Ragnaros and mirkuls into battle under their banner any day of the week. Only other allegiances I have on this box are for the Aussies who unfortunately bought the Empire propaganda.

what day of the month is it?

[iruinedyourday]

thread is getting wierd

[Redi]

damn drakar is a fuckin grade a weirdo nutswinging tryhard

[Kergan]

Need a classic server imho- I missed classic and 9/10 vets say it was the best era.

That is because there are less raid mobs in the whole game at that point than VP alone, nothin' to do but PVP. Plus the gear gaps are much smaller, all spells are available easily to anyone and the world is condensed with nowhere to hide out.

Classic so goog

[Drakaris]

damn drakar is a fuckin grade a weirdo nutswinging tryhard

Is this Rhettiwalk?

Don't know how you can call anyone on this planet a wierdo dude... for real...

Besides I ain't touching the Empire nutsack, they is covered with STDs and dangleberrys... aint healthy for no one to be swinging on...

[Kergan]

Above poster was a member of Empire until he was denied virtual weaponry and his brain malfunctioned.

[heartbrand]

I disagree compeltely. But ive also never really seen you pvp. Maybe a couple of times running around with a few other people.

All the people who say there is no pvp Anymore are people who ive never seen pvp or try to. People like heartbrand and you

You didn't have to try to find pvp in classic. There were 30 people in unrest. You just went apeshit. Ain't no one got time now to hop around ten Velious zones on a melee hoping to find one dude in a 500 mile wide zone who will just gate or plug anyway and there is no way to stop him because you're a melee. In classic you could be at the major zones, guk and sol b, typically within a minute or so at any given moment. Fierce zone control battles went on. Classic was the best.

[Beastagoog]

Without vapo Azrael would have remained the #1 guild - just saying.

Naw lite would have melt down like he did.

[Beastagoog]

You didn't have to try to find pvp in classic. There were 30 people in unrest. You just went apeshit. Ain't no one got time now to hop around ten Velious zones on a melee hoping to find one dude in a 500 mile wide zone who will just gate or plug anyway and there is no way to stop him because you're a melee. In classic you could be at the major zones, guk and sol b, typically within a minute or so at any given moment. Fierce zone control battles went on. Classic was the best.

I think also the most bind spots for melees were 2-3 zones over too.

[Beastagoog]

Without vapo Azrael would have remained the #1 guild - just saying.

Also my point was his intentions were purely self motivated; not decisions based upon helping others.

I.e heres plat so my pal can loot a rile...oh shit that didnt work out...time to sell cash out.

But you hold him high esteem even though hes guilty of the exact same things you accuse your enemies of.

[Beastagoog]

Stupid phone typo's lol

[LostCause]

classic was best i agree manastone camp prob saw more pvp then this server has in years.

[krazyGlue]

Loot problems in empire ?

[Nirgon]

No just an ISIS supporter backing his coward friend really

Never did anything to either of them

In fact, I helped the ISIS supporter out some when he started here

[Seltius]

thread is getting wierd

It got weird about 4 pages before this... Entertaining but weird none the less.

[Genedin]

You were banned for two boxing and its pretty well known you were an active RMTer. Honestly nobody cares what the fuck you think.

Suspended, not banned, on one of my 5 lvl 60's, oh dear.

Additionally, what did I actively RMT while you've been hanging around keeping close track of me? If you can give me the name of an item I RMT'd I will give it to you for free.

[Redi]

Can i have your accounts

[iruinedyourday]

No just an ISIS supporter backing his coward friend really

Never did anything to either of them

In fact, I helped the ISIS supporter out some when he started here

Lol me? Love u nerg <3

[miraclegrow2]

who is sparkling?

thats hammertime / boomwiz / boner / soldier

and god knows how many other chars.

[iruinedyourday]

BAN THIS FUCK BEFORE I MACE QUEST HIM

[Uuruk]

thats hammertime / boomwiz / boner / soldier

and god knows how many other chars.

I don't know what side hammertime played on here but im sure anyone who has played with me and also with him could tell you i'm not that person.

[Seltius]

BAN THIS FUCK BEFORE I MACE QUEST HIM

And the chit gets real... WOW I want to see your manifesto before you are allowed near a mace.

[iruinedyourday]

And the chit gets real... WOW I want to see your manifesto before you are allowed near a mace.

it says miriqulgrow aka pumped had better /q the whole project or he will regret it.

OVER AND FUCKING OVER

[miraclegrow2]

this is the guy that threatened to threaten someone on the internet.

Yikes

[Seltius]

this is the guy that threatened to threaten someone on the internet.

Yikes

huh? You were dropped on your head a lot as a child weren't you.

[SamwiseRed]

if you didnt get tombstoned thru a folding table as a kid, your childhood sucked.

[Lu|zSect]

Cuck'd again
https://img0.etsystatic.com/054/1/10775674/il_170x135.741567058_q1fy.jpg

[Drakaris]

Also my point was his intentions were purely self motivated; not decisions based upon helping others.

I.e heres plat so my pal can loot a rile...oh shit that didnt work out...time to sell cash out.

But you hold him high esteem even though hes guilty of the exact same things you accuse your enemies of.

Not quite how things worked out, but mirkuls did get his rile in the end and I 100% supported it.

Vapo is exceptionally fair when it comes to gear. 3-6 months helping empire for 0 pixels and after they overcrooted on SKs and said I was next in line for a sow sword, Terp tried to talk me into switching to main necro while I found out colgate and burt fucked with vapos account and blamed me, I'd say at this point sticking to their word was the very least they could have done.

And this is only what they have personally screwed me with, not counting all the other shady shit they did to get on top. Fuck empire. Power tripping group of douchebags.

[Tassador]

^kid is a cheater and unstable. Also addicted to energy drinks.

[Uuruk]

Not quite how things worked out, but mirkuls did get his rile in the end and I 100% supported it.

Vapo is exceptionally fair when it comes to gear. 3-6 months helping empire for 0 pixels and after they overcrooted on SKs and said I was next in line for a sow sword, Terp tried to talk me into switching to main necro while I found out colgate and burt fucked with vapos account and blamed me, I'd say at this point sticking to their word was the very least they could have done.

And this is only what they have personally screwed me with, not counting all the other shady shit they did to get on top. Fuck empire. Power tripping group of douchebags.

This thread is not for cheaters. Please leave.

[Xaanka]

is every post you make about this sow sword?

[Seltius]

Not quite how things worked out, but mirkuls did get his rile in the end and I 100% supported it.

Vapo is exceptionally fair when it comes to gear. 3-6 months helping empire for 0 pixels and after they overcrooted on SKs and said I was next in line for a sow sword, Terp tried to talk me into switching to main necro while I found out colgate and burt fucked with vapos account and blamed me, I'd say at this point sticking to their word was the very least they could have done.

And this is only what they have personally screwed me with, not counting all the other shady shit they did to get on top. Fuck empire. Power tripping group of douchebags.

Dude seriously when are you going to realize that your posts only hurt any case or cause you are arguing for? Whether it is SoW sword drama, screen dragging/lagging, or suspensions/bans you never come out well after those posts.

[Drakaris]

^kid is a cheater and unstable. Also addicted to energy drinks.

I'm stable. Currently lying down at a friends place cos she's still in bed. Don't cheat in game or in real life. Haven't touched an energy drink in 3 months. Regularly drink green tea and oolong tea. Regularly work out. One of the most trustworthy people on this server and irl. Working in the same company for almost 5 years (very stable), been married for 6 years (more prof of stability).

Got any more unsubstantiated claims to make while you swing off that infected and unshowered Empire nutsack?

Got no reason to lie about anything.

[Huelath]

Not quite how things worked out, but mirkuls did get his rile in the end and I 100% supported it.

Vapo is exceptionally fair when it comes to gear. 3-6 months helping empire for 0 pixels and after they overcrooted on SKs and said I was next in line for a sow sword, Terp tried to talk me into switching to main necro while I found out colgate and burt fucked with vapos account and blamed me, I'd say at this point sticking to their word was the very least they could have done.

And this is only what they have personally screwed me with, not counting all the other shady shit they did to get on top. Fuck empire. Power tripping group of douchebags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opyllkixFiw

[Xaanka]

I'm stable. Currently lying down at a friends place cos she's still in bed. Don't cheat in game or in real life. Haven't touched an energy drink in 3 months. Regularly drink green tea and oolong tea. Regularly work out. One of the most trustworthy people on this server and irl. Working in the same company for almost 5 years (very stable), been married for 6 years (more prof of stability).

Got any more unsubstantiated claims to make while you swing off that infected and unshowered Empire nutsack?

Got no reason to lie about anything.

see: Seltius's post. I mean, I know you in game and I know you're chill, but you really don't do yourself any justice on the forums.

[Drakaris]

see: Seltius's post. I mean, I know you in game and I know you're chill, but you really don't do yourself any justice on the forums.

I'm just passing time on an interstate trip. Don't think too much of it ;)

[Nirgon]

Drakar after the first time you get run off the server, you learn playing completely clean I'd the best way to get fucked.

I wish that wasn't the case and no one played clean.

[Nirgon]

And by that I mean depending on your level of clearance, this server was a total scum fest.

Seems much cleaner now tbh.

[SamwiseRed]

Cuck'd again
https://img0.etsystatic.com/054/1/10775674/il_170x135.741567058_q1fy.jpg

http://images.techtimes.com/data/images/full/70111/to-catch-a-predator-chris-hansen.png?w=600

[Heebo]

I'm stable. Currently lying down at a friends place cos she's still in bed. Don't cheat in game or in real life. Haven't touched an energy drink in 3 months. Regularly drink green tea and oolong tea. Regularly work out. One of the most trustworthy people on this server and irl. Working in the same company for almost 5 years (very stable), been married for 6 years (more prof of stability).

Got any more unsubstantiated claims to make while you swing off that infected and unshowered Empire nutsack?

Got no reason to lie about anything.

After you take the time to type something like this up, do you kick back and imagine the rest of the server reading it and thinking, "oh wow, I guess we were wrong about all those red flags. Drakaris is actually a totally normal non-psychopath."?

[AzzarTheGod]

I'm stable. Currently lying down at a friends place cos she's still in bed. Don't cheat in game or in real life. Haven't touched an energy drink in 3 months. Regularly drink green tea and oolong tea. Regularly work out. One of the most trustworthy people on this server and irl. Working in the same company for almost 5 years (very stable), been married for 6 years (more prof of stability).

Got any more unsubstantiated claims to make while you swing off that infected and unshowered Empire nutsack?

Got no reason to lie about anything.

You are at some woman's house alone while she is lying in bed.

You are a cheater. Much like an alcoholic does not need to necessarily have a drinking problem or drink alcohol, google "dry drunk".

Keep substantiating the fact you are a cheater pal you are not fooling anyone. I am sure your wife knows about the fact you roam around the countryside on business flopping about in single women's homes.

[Drakaris]

After you take the time to type something like this up, do you kick back and imagine the rest of the server reading it and thinking, "oh wow, I guess we were wrong about all those red flags. Drakaris is actually a totally normal non-psychopath."?

Nah I'm just passing time. Almost 90% of the posts made on this forum are trolls. I figure I can post honestly and it will be more entertaining than all the other shit going on lol.

[Drakaris]

You are at some woman's house alone while she is lying in bed.

You are a cheater. Much like an alcoholic does not need to necessarily have a drinking problem or drink alcohol, google "dry drunk".

Keep substantiating the fact you are a cheater pal you are not fooling anyone. I am sure your wife knows about the fact you roam around the countryside on business flopping about in single women's homes.

It's my old flat mate from when I was banging my wife before we got married. She stayed at our place back in October and is returning the favour. My wife isn't here because she hates Melbourne and would rather exercise while I enjoy some fine dining with friends over the weekend.

Want to keep analysing? Lol

[iiNGloriouS]

Drakaris wreaks of desperation.

[Heebo]

It's my old flat mate from when I was banging my wife before we got married. She stayed at our place back in October and is returning the favour. My wife isn't here because she hates Melbourne and would rather exercise while I enjoy some fine dining with friends over the weekend.

Want to keep analysing? Lol
http://i.imgur.com/pYQZNHg.gif

[Tassador]

Lol that's a nice 8bit American psycho gif

[Drakaris]

Lol that's a nice 8bit American psycho gif

Was trying to figure out wtf that was lol

[Uuruk]

Was trying to figure out wtf that was lol

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57286473.jpg

[Redi]

Drakar... put the cudgel away.....

[AzzarTheGod]

It's my old flat mate from when I was banging my wife before we got married. She stayed at our place back in October and is returning the favour. My wife isn't here because she hates Melbourne and would rather exercise while I enjoy some fine dining with friends over the weekend.

Want to keep analysing? Lol

Yeah completely normal for married guys to fob off on the couch all night in a single women's house while she is sleeping a few feet away.

Your wife is probably doing the same thing with one of her "flat mates". Your life is in shambles time to sober up buddy.

[MEGANS LAW]

Drakar's wife confirmed cucking Drakar now? Yikes!!!

She cucking u with some aborginnies?

[Lu|zSect]

Riding BBC no doubt

[Xaanka]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/a/a6/Just_logo.jpg
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http://img01.deviantart.net/1758/i/2011/162/b/2/skar_graffiti_by_illuminati93-d3ill5d.jpg

[derpcake]

Drakar's wife confirmed cucking Drakar now? Yikes!!!

She cucking u with some aborginnies?

hows ur wife doing?

[MEGANS LAW]

hows ur wife doing?

cukin' and sukin'

[GreenRanger]

posting in epic thread

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/71/714f186e4eb017c899bf91a0c5c69c7ce389e6623d369da3c9 9c1664b12ce4ab.jpg

[Genedin]

cukin' and sukin'

rofl

[AzzarTheGod]

I hope Drakar is ok this thread had some big revelations in it.

[Eslade]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/FqYqt5IEevkGs/giphy.gif

[Drakaris]

Yeah completely normal for married guys to fob off on the couch all night in a single women's house while she is sleeping a few feet away.

Your wife is probably doing the same thing with one of her "flat mates". Your life is in shambles time to sober up buddy.

Guest room actually, my friends aren't poor.

Btw my almost 6 year old son is with her and he tells me everything.

[Huelath]

Guest room actually, my friends aren't poor.

Btw my almost 6 year old son is with her and he tells me everything.

apparently not because he hasn't called you a roo retard yet

[Ragnaros]

luv u drakar come hang out soon

[Drakaris]

luv u drakar come hang out soon

Flying back tonight!

PS they now officially call McDonalds Maccas in Melbourne! Took a photo while walking past lol.

[Redi]

Flying back tonight!

PS they now officially call McDonalds Maccas in Melbourne! Took a photo while walking past lol.

nothing weird about this post

[Seltius]

After you take the time to type something like this up, do you kick back and imagine the rest of the server reading it and thinking, "oh wow, I guess we were wrong about all those red flags. Drakaris is actually a totally normal non-psychopath."?

Does anyone else wonder what he was doing the other hundred or so posts like that one? Thats alot of time on a female friends couch while shes asleep with your wife at home.. Perfectly normal.

[AzzarTheGod]

Thats alot of time on a female friends couch while shes asleep with your wife at home.. Perfectly normal.

You know what they say. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

[kakarot]

Sparkling/Uuruk top pal, would quest again.

[Big_Japan]

Don't understand why yall are giving this gentleman trouble for hanging out at a female friend's house platonically. That is possible to do honorably.

Even if he were cheating, being a dirty filthy cheating degenerate would prolly be less of an insult than being a nihilistic obese permavirgin with no friends in RL whatsoever like most of the rest of yall, Azzar excluded of course.

If you think about it, 90% of yall virgins would cheat IF YOU COULD out of sheer desperation if your decades-long pussy drought was suddenly broken by two pieces of ass roughly simultaneously.

Forgive me if this post is not as grounded in reality as I hoped. I definitely did not read anything but the last 5 posts of this thread.

[bubur]

no it fits right in

[Uuruk]

Sparkling/Uuruk top pal, would quest again.

Miss u pal

[dis_mornin]

I got my ST key. Went once. Looted a SoD, then quit EQ. Box Champ Incognito.

[Uuruk]

I got my ST key. Went once. Looted a SoD, then quit EQ. Box Champ Incognito.

Pras

[Samsung]

I got my ST key. Went once. Looted a SoD, then quit EQ. Box Champ Incognito.

Lololol can't wait to join and get the pixels I've been dreaming about.

[Xaanka]

Don't understand why yall are giving this gentleman trouble for hanging out at a female friend's house platonically. That is possible to do honorably.

Even if he were cheating, being a dirty filthy cheating degenerate would prolly be less of an insult than being a nihilistic obese permavirgin with no friends in RL whatsoever like most of the rest of yall, Azzar excluded of course.

If you think about it, 90% of yall virgins would cheat IF YOU COULD out of sheer desperation if your decades-long pussy drought was suddenly broken by two pieces of ass roughly simultaneously.

Forgive me if this post is not as grounded in reality as I hoped. I definitely did not read anything but the last 5 posts of this thread.

or you could just stay out of monogamous relationships & get all the pussy you want guilt free

[Drakaris]

You do realise if I cheated on my wife she would use it as an excuse to be a bigger control freak. The main reason I played EQ hard for a while was because it was one of the only hobbies she was ok with because it didn't involve going out. Had to build this trust up over the years nerds.

[Redi]

def a beta cuck

[Drakaris]

lol so I'm either a cheater or a beta? Nice game you're playing.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Don't worry, Drak, they're just mad about being lonely

[Xaanka]

You do realise if I cheated on my wife she would use it as an excuse to be a bigger control freak. The main reason I played EQ hard for a while was because it was one of the only hobbies she was ok with because it didn't involve going out. Had to build this trust up over the years nerds.

dam it would suck to get whipped like that

[iruinedyourday]

Why the fuck won't Drakkar stop talking about his fucking wife

[Redi]

lol so I'm either a cheater or a beta? Nice game you're playing.

*posts pic of mcdonalds*

durr hey guys I just took this pic while walking by, LOL!!!!

[Big_Japan]

You do realise if I cheated on my wife she would use it as an excuse to be a bigger control freak. The main reason I played EQ hard for a while was because it was one of the only hobbies she was ok with because it didn't involve going out. Had to build this trust up over the years nerds.

yikes

[Drakaris]

*posts pic of mcdonalds*

durr hey guys I just took this pic while walking by, LOL!!!!

I know Americans have a mental breakdown when Aussies call McDonald's maccas. I just thought I'd like to post a pic saying it's now officially the name of McDonalds here lol

[snufzaimoverlord]

You do realise if I cheated on my wife she would use it as an excuse to be a bigger control freak. The main reason I played EQ hard for a while was because it was one of the only hobbies she was ok with because it didn't involve going out. Had to build this trust up over the years nerds.

This is the most dysfunctional thing I've read on these boards for awhile.

Your wife has to OK your hobbies? You fucking kidding me? And you admit that on this website?

My god man.

[bubur]

when the alternative hobbies include bushwalkin as the healthiest, smartest, strongest man this side of earth, i can understand the girl bein a little insecure

[MEGANS LAW]

So drakar confirmed to be a beta retard for his wife. Thread def delivers.

[Jeni]

Man its weird back when I was talking about Sleeper Tomb Keys it didn't matter since primals were going to druids and stuff. Weird seeing a 20 page thread about a single key for some dude that can't play EQ as a full time job for a few weeks.

Hope everything works out always thought you were a swell dude sparkling ever since I saw you using an avatar of Adolf Hilter while the guild was named Holocaust.

Good luck with your real life and god bless.

[heartbrand]

Man its weird back when I was talking about Sleeper Tomb Keys it didn't matter since primals were going to druids and stuff. Weird seeing a 20 page thread about a single key for some dude that can't play EQ as a full time job for a few weeks.

Hope everything works out always thought you were a swell dude sparkling ever since I saw you using an avatar of Adolf Hilter while the guild was named Holocaust.

Good luck with your real life and god bless.

The past fifteen pages have been a guy in your guild discussing cheating on his wife. Stick to the car wash.

[Safon]

This is the most dysfunctional thing I've read on these boards for awhile.

Your wife has to OK your hobbies? You fucking kidding me? And you admit that on this website?

My god man.

[Drakaris]

The past fifteen pages have been a guy in your guild discussing cheating on his wife. Stick to the car wash.

Never cheated, but I know if I ditched her I've got at least 3 other women waiting in line who are millionaires. I honestly don't think anyone else on this forum can say the same.

[Redi]

Never cheated, but I know if I ditched her I've got at least 3 other women waiting in line who are millionaires. I honestly don't think anyone else on this forum can say the same.

http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-3K3qMMK5P7E/VbKZ5PviF5I/AAAAAAAAVwI/tLuUGQaHjtw/s426/IMG_4217.GIF

[fiegi 8.0]

Never cheated, but I know if I ditched her I've got at least 3 other women waiting in line who are millionaires. I honestly don't think anyone else on this forum can say the same.

Dude, you're trying way too hard to impress people playing a 15 year old emulator game, wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xaanka]

Never cheated, but I know if I ditched her I've got at least 3 other women waiting in line who are millionaires. I honestly don't think anyone else on this forum can say the same.

sounds like a really healthy relationship. but cmon son i've had more than that this week (thx empire raid vacation.) i guess an unhappy marriage will do that to you tho -- thinking having 3 female friends is brag worthy kek

[Xaanka]

or living in fuckhole desert, australia

[Drakaris]

sounds like a really healthy relationship. but cmon son i've had more than that this week (thx empire raid vacation.) i guess an unhappy marriage will do that to you tho -- thinking having 3 female friends is brag worthy kek

How's the empire nutsack treating you? I've got many female friends. I'm talking about rich introverts that would be happy being with a guy like me because I've got a decent personality and wouldn't use them for their money. But what would a bunch of drug addled junkies know?

This community is filled with people that women try to avoid.

[Xaanka]

How's the empire nutsack treating you? I've got many female friends. I'm talking about rich introverts that would be happy being with a guy like me because I've got a decent personality and wouldn't use them for their money. But what would a bunch of drug addled junkies know?

This community is filled with people that women try to avoid.

i got one of those flyin out to see me tomorrow morning, i dunno man you aren't gonna impress me.

[Drakaris]

i got one of those flyin out to see me tomorrow morning, i dunno man you aren't gonna impress me.

Cool, you should pull out from Empire. That guild has a history of destroying marriages, distributing drugs via postal systems and turning normal people into aimchat frat bound wierdos that readily fuck friends over.

[Xaanka]

empire nutsack treaten me well. really chill pals all around.

[Drakaris]

empire nutsack treaten me well. really chill pals all around.

That's probably because they still need you for something ;)

[Xaanka]

i could say plenty of things about people on the other half of the server too. p99 full of weirdos in general.

[Xaanka]

nice thing about emp is there's so many people you don't ever have to play with the weirdos

[Uuruk]

How's the empire nutsack treating you? I've got many female friends. I'm talking about rich introverts that would be happy being with a guy like me because I've got a decent personality and wouldn't use them for their money. But what would a bunch of drug addled junkies know?

This community is filled with people that women try to avoid.

I guess Friends didn't have Jibekn or Vapo lol. You're such a fucking clown lol

[Redi]

How's the empire nutsack treating you? I've got many female friends. I'm talking about rich introverts that would be happy being with a guy like me because I've got a decent personality and wouldn't use them for their money. But what would a bunch of drug addled junkies know?

This community is filled with people that women try to avoid.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Jordan-Belfort-Fake-Laugh-The-Wolf-of-Wall-Street.gif

[Efwan]

Cool, you should pull out from Empire. That guild has a history of destroying marriages, distributing drugs via postal systems and turning normal people into aimchat frat bound wierdos that readily fuck friends over.

The guild does not destroy anything but giants dragons and a dwarf. If you choose to be an addicted fuck and neglect your RL that's on you. It could happen in alot of MMOs, don't try and blame that and your berg outs irl on Empire.

[Rekrul]

Cool, you should pull out from Empire. That guild has a history of destroying marriages, distributing drugs via postal systems and turning normal people into aimchat frat bound wierdos that readily fuck friends over.

You joined empire tho, and would still be there now if they fed you loot quick enough.

[Xaanka]

i think i can trust myself not to have any loot meltdowns, just as i can trust empire to fairly compensate me for what i do or don't contribute to the guild but thx

[Tassador]

How does one blame destroying marriages on a video game? If you choose to neglect a marriage or real life over playing a game then you really need help mentally or just not happy in your life. This game is 100 years old and you all are losers for playing it.

Time for me to play ff2 legend for gameboy LOSERS!

[TacoSmasher]

suck my fuckin dick. all yowl. yea thas right

[Nirgon]

the fucking pixels did this

[snufzaimoverlord]

Man this threads' spiral into insanity was top notch.

[MEGANS LAW]

cucks, pixels, divorces, scumming, chumming, chortling, snortling.

this thread delivers pras allah.

[Uuruk]

Thank you Nirgon for making this thread.

[AzzarTheGod]

Another round of gold coins knocked out of Drakar about his failed marriage and how hard he worked to build trust for a career as a traveling couch surfing cuckold gigolo.

Several billionaire daughters ready to suit him up.

Ill be here all week.

[Drakaris]

Another round of gold coins knocked out of Drakar about his failed marriage and how hard he worked to build trust for a career as a traveling couch surfing cuckold gigolo.

Several billionaire daughters ready to suit him up.

Ill be here all week.

My marriage isn't failed? I fucked my wife in the shower after swimming with her and my son at my parents two million dollar home?

You guys really suck at reading, I guess that's what I get for posting on a forum full of illiterate drug addicts.

[Jazzy]

hey man we're not all bad

[Redi]

My marriage isn't failed? I fucked my wife in the shower after swimming with her and my son at my parents two million dollar home?

You guys really suck at reading, I guess that's what I get for posting on a forum full of illiterate drug addicts.

http://i.imgur.com/oj18R.gif

[Troubled]

My marriage isn't failed? I fucked my wife in the shower after swimming with her and my son at my parents two million dollar home?

You guys really suck at reading, I guess that's what I get for posting on a forum full of illiterate drug addicts.

Fucking psycho.

[Uuruk]

Us having to read that fucking retards IRL shit should be considered a IRL attack. What a loser.

[Pseudechis]

Sorry drak but the million dollar house thing in Sydney is kind of par for the course with the grossly unrealistic and inflated costs in that city. For example https://m.realestate.com.au/property-house-nsw-balmain-121422946

Not exactly the Taj mahal.

Most anyone who bought a house anywhere in Sydney before 2004 has a million dollar home now. I know my family benefited grossly from what can only be described as a major bubble market. Get out now before it pops.

I make this post to give context for north Americans where a million dollars tends to buy a lot more than a 2 bedroom cottage with the exception of perhaps new york.

[Slathar]

Sorry drak but the million dollar house thing in Sydney is kind of par for the course with the grossly unrealistic and inflated costs in that city. For example https://m.realestate.com.au/property-house-nsw-balmain-121422946

Not exactly the Taj mahal.

Most anyone who bought a house anywhere in Sydney before 2004 has a million dollar home now. I know my family benefited grossly from what can only be described as a major bubble market. Get out now before it pops.

I make this post to give context for north Americans where a million dollars tends to buy a lot more than a 2 bedroom cottage with the exception of perhaps new york.


cool


now fuck off back to blue fuck boy

[snufzaimoverlord]

Drakar should be banned for RL attacks against himself at this point.

[Slathar]

Another round of gold coins knocked out of Drakar about his failed marriage and how hard he worked to build trust for a career as a traveling couch surfing cuckold gigolo.

Several billionaire daughters ready to suit him up.

Ill be here all week.

haha yea man totally


now fuck off back to blue fuck boy

[Slathar]

Drakar should be banned for RL attacks against himself at this point.

sweet post


now fuck off back to hair club for men fuck boy

[central scrutinizer]

Flying back tonight!

PS they now officially call McDonalds Maccas in Melbourne! Took a photo while walking past lol.

Holy fuck that enrages me. I just hate lazy babytalk so godamn much.
Australians should not be allowed to name things.

[Pseudechis]

sweet post


now fuck off back to hair club for men fuck boy

Do you even play still?

[Nirgon]

Hey yawl I fucked my wife

Ur all losers


Thanks!

[MEGANS LAW]

Hey yawl I fucked my wife

Ur all losers


Thanks!

pics?

[billyinorganic]

http://coreserver.net/images/agatha.gif

[Nirgon]

Who takes pics like that? R u fucking kidding me? Do u take pics like that?

[Filthy_Pagan]

Hey yawl I fucked my wife

Ur all losers


Thanks!

I fucked ur wife too but you don't see me bragging about it. That's like a bottom tier achievement. Easier than waking up in the morning tbh

[Pseudechis]

I fucked ur wife too but you don't see me bragging about it. That's like a bottom tier achievement. Easier than waking up in the morning tbh

Explains why the kids are morons.....

[Seltius]

Drak worse enemy =Drak not the rest of elfquest

[Nirgon]

Watch it Macho Man

How's your red99 experience atm?