We Crootin'

[Pokesan]

There's always room for one more at the Society of Retarded Posters

You can't go wrong. We don't do DKP or corrupt loot councils, there is no loot.

You fly the flag, you do what you want.

How to join? Real simple bitch, you just gotta create an impressive title for yourself and identify with the group in your sig

Example:

Filbus Furyfoot
Waterboy and Footstool, Society of Retarded Posters

GOOBLE GOBBLE

[James_Joyce]

5 star thread ive lost 20 pounds doing marathon posting sessions since i crooted myself into this organization. i look better than ever

[Swish]

Can I roleplay a forumquester? Could be fun.

[maskedmelon]

I'd considered seeking admission to this fine organization not long after discovering it, alas I am not so presumptuous. Now that the offer has been extended though, I am utterly incapable of declining such generous an offer.

Thank you SoRP

[Filthy_Pagan]

That's it. I'm taking the plunge and none of you can stop me.

[Spyder73]

Id like to apply for the position of:

Transliterator & Interpreter of RnF - Society of Retarded Posters
Fluent in English, Sarcasm, Profanity, and Real Talk

[Filthy_Pagan]

I don't think you need to apply, brother

[Spyder73]

My position is much more important than you other plebs, so yes I need to apply

[Pokesan]

welcome brothers!

so many ascended. we will rule this world.

[James_Joyce]

i havent felt this sense of belonging since my kids soccer team, thanks yall

[Madbad]

can i be drug czar?

[Filthy_Pagan]

Very well, I wish to be an ascended one.

You're crying in a half dozen threads about someone who friendzoned you fucking other people, you dont deserve ascension.

[Pokesan]

11th commandment guys

[Filthy_Pagan]

No, I unfriended them. I don't care who they fsck. I don't understand your lack of comprehension and why you chose this particular thread to rant. Project much? Not to mention the logical fallacy of saying that I gave myself this title. I said "I wish to be". PS it's a rank. PS I don't even know what it is, its made up title. I have no clue if "Ascended" ones are a thing somewhere... Stargate? P.S. I am way way way way way SO totally like way more enlightened then you will ever be.

Anyway I do not feel like putting in the effort to rectify your opinion of me.

Don't cry about the choices you make. You seem upset.

[Filthy_Pagan]

I just want you to be happy bb

[Spyder73]

Join us today!

[Pokesan]

Be advised, my SoRP fellows, that I am not the only member that may issue FKP(Forum Kill Points). Take heed of this message and continue Our good works.

Any member may submit a forum incident for FKP; preferably in the thread in which the ownage occurred. A single confirmation by another SoRP member validates the FKP award.

We shall prosper in Glory Under the Sun and bring Light to the Darkness of this forum!

[James_Joyce]

Be advised, my SoRP fellows, that I am not the only member that may issue FKP(Forum Kill Points). Take heed of this message and continue Our good works.

Any member may submit a forum incident for FKP; preferably in the thread in which the ownage occurred. A single confirmation by another SoRP member validates the FKP award.

We shall prosper in Glory Under the Sun and bring Light to the Darkness of this forum!

Lord Treasurer, I applaud this clarification of procedure and your clear dedication to the principles of democratic government within our Society.

However, as Treasurer and Master of Coin of our beloved organization I wonder if any motioned, and seconded, FKP point should be officially awarded by you, as the final arbiter of the Treasury of this organization. This very minor check on the power of direct democracy within our organization could allow for the prevention of situations where abuse becomes an issue, to wit: if three unworthy imposters were to tag and begin colluding to award each other an overlarge and undeserved amount of FKP points for posts of recognized and demonstrable unmerit, the Lord Treasurer could with this power and responsibility prevent such tainted posts from causing our Treasury vault to open and our name to enter disgrace.

To this end I propose that I should delegate the responsibility to notify you, our Lord Treasurer, of any seconded FKP point award motion which passes my Internet Explorer window, to one of my lieutenants in the Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls who handles private messaging on my forum account(s). I propose that other members of our esteemed Society should also take it upon their branches of the organization to make a good faith attempt to notify the Treasurer if it is believed he has not responded to a FKP point awarding request after some time period (use your better judgment) has elapsed.

The procedure would look like:


fat diss of an ostrich-faced pencildick
FKP point award nomination
FKP point award confirmation
Notification of the Lord Treasurer, if necessary
FKP point awarded


To my Comrades in this organization: what say you? Does such a maneuver invest too much power in the hands of the chief officer of our Treasury?

[Filthy_Pagan]

Lord Treasurer, I applaud this clarification of procedure and your clear dedication to the principles of democratic government within our Society.

However, as Treasurer and Master of Coin of our beloved organization I wonder if any motioned, and seconded, FKP point should be officially awarded by you, as the final arbiter of the Treasury of this organization. This very minor check on the power of direct democracy within our organization could allow for the prevention of situations where abuse becomes an issue, to wit: if three unworthy imposters were to tag and begin colluding to award each other an overlarge and undeserved amount of FKP points for posts of recognized and demonstrable unmerit, the Lord Treasurer could with this power and responsibility prevent such tainted posts from causing our Treasury vault to open and our name to enter disgrace.

To this end I propose that I should delegate the responsibility to notify you, our Lord Treasurer, of any seconded FKP point award motion which passes my Internet Explorer window, to one of my lieutenants in the Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls who handles private messaging on my forum account(s). I propose that other members of our esteemed Society should also take it upon their branches of the organization to make a good faith attempt to notify the Treasurer if it is believed he has not responded to a FKP point awarding request after some time period (use your better judgment) has elapsed.

The procedure would look like:


fat diss of an ostrich-faced pencildick
FKP point award nomination
FKP point award confirmation
Notification of the Lord Treasurer, if necessary
FKP point awarded


To my Comrades in this organization: what say you? Does such a maneuver invest too much power in the hands of the chief officer of our Treasury?

Dear Director of the department of trolling you until you believe your own trolls,
I for one welcome this vestment of power. I feel such responsibility is well placed in the hands of our Lord Treasurer of FKP. He is of outstanding character and moral virtue, and feel there is no better candidate amongst our ranks. God bless the SORP.

Sincerely,
Filthy_Pagan
Official Flummoxer & Perpetual Sufferer of Collywobbles. Forward Vanguard Shock Trooper
Department of Trolling, Society of Retarded Posters.

[captnamazing]

Lol @ the B level forum questers who are unionizing themselves. Of course you mention me in the first post, but you are sorely misguided if you presume I would ever join ranks with filth such as yourselves. I need no companions, for I walk the lonely path of Greatness.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Go cower and do your sun salutations and stimulate your prostate chakra, peasant.

You are not worthy of the SORP

[captnamazing]

Go cower and do your sun salutations and stimulate your prostate chakra, peasant.

You are not worthy of the SORP

The masses heave before me like the ebbing tide of a sullied sea.

In terror and delight you behold my Radiant Form. Desperately you feed off of the allowance I grant. But you balk before me, for I am the One. I am the Ronin who wields the Sword of Verbs. You are the 7 Samurai, deluded by numbers and vapid titles.

When the reckoning comes, all ye that walk the Path of Falsehood shall know Despair and Justice. For Light cares not what secrets it reveals when it chooses to shine in the darkest basement.

[Filthy_Pagan]

The masses heave before me like the ebbing tide of a sullied sea.
because youre fat

In terror and delight you behold my Radiant Form.
moon fat reflecting the suns light

Desperately you feed off of the allowance I grant. But you balk before me, for I am the One.

yeah, the fat one

I am the Ronin who wields the Sword of Verbs.
so bad with it no one wants you to be their retainer

You are the 7 Samurai, deluded by numbers and vapid titles.

we're the heroes the small village of elfsim forum needs

When the reckoning comes, all ye that walk the Path of Falsehood shall know Despair and Justice. For Light cares not what secrets it reveals when it chooses to shine in the darkest basement.

yes you will

[Filthy_Pagan]

i hope you have obamacare, the burn unit is expensive

[Pokesan]

We are the rocks of the eternal shore. Crash against us and be broken.

[Pokesan]

I grudgingly accept the power of FKP Veto, it is necessary to maintain the security and prosperity of our Society.

May the Shadow of Cincinnatus ever haunt my steps.

[Cecily]

Well thanks for having me, but Big Japan's worst combination of autism and high self esteem imaginable isn't something I'd like to be associated with. 1 starring thread.

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

How's this?

[Filthy_Pagan]

How's this?

Welcome, brother. You have ascended and now carry the mantle of Senior Rational Extremist, Society of Retarded Posters, Grandmaster haberdasher, Wielder of the server's only geerlock automated shoehorn. Bask in the glory of your new position among the ranks of SoRP. May your threads bring radiant rational thought and perfectly applied footwear to the plebeian masses for a thousand years to come!


PRAS SoRP!

[maskedmelon]

How's this?

All hail honorable Senior Rational Extemist, Grandmaster Handerdasher, Wielder of the server's only gearlock automated shoehorn! The Society welcomes you, your zealous embrace of rational thought and your shoehorning prowess.

[maskedmelon]

Lord Treasurer, I applaud this clarification of procedure and your clear dedication to the principles of democratic government within our Society.

However, as Treasurer and Master of Coin of our beloved organization I wonder if any motioned, and seconded, FKP point should be officially awarded by you, as the final arbiter of the Treasury of this organization. This very minor check on the power of direct democracy within our organization could allow for the prevention of situations where abuse becomes an issue, to wit: if three unworthy imposters were to tag and begin colluding to award each other an overlarge and undeserved amount of FKP points for posts of recognized and demonstrable unmerit, the Lord Treasurer could with this power and responsibility prevent such tainted posts from causing our Treasury vault to open and our name to enter disgrace.

To this end I propose that I should delegate the responsibility to notify you, our Lord Treasurer, of any seconded FKP point award motion which passes my Internet Explorer window, to one of my lieutenants in the Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls who handles private messaging on my forum account(s). I propose that other members of our esteemed Society should also take it upon their branches of the organization to make a good faith attempt to notify the Treasurer if it is believed he has not responded to a FKP point awarding request after some time period (use your better judgment) has elapsed.

The procedure would look like:


fat diss of an ostrich-faced pencildick
FKP point award nomination
FKP point award confirmation
Notification of the Lord Treasurer, if necessary
FKP point awarded


To my Comrades in this organization: what say you? Does such a maneuver invest too much power in the hands of the chief officer of our Treasury?


I grudgingly accept the power of FKP Veto, it is necessary to maintain the security and prosperity of our Society.

May the Shadow of Cincinnatus ever haunt my steps.

Indeed the honorable Director of The Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls has spoken wisely. His words bleed of both merit and grace. Let not us fall prey to such pestiferous virulence as has befallen every great society hitherto. Verily the three great vices of greed, vanity and pettiness have ever stood idignant on the rough hewn path of progress. Let not any man nor woman nor combination thereof reserve any measure of authority due our great society. And let not any man nor woman nor combination thereof who our great society, by the purposeful hand of providence, hath anointed purveyor of truths, self evident or not, decline such privilege. Let him dutifully embrace the powers incumbent upon his heart, pure and virtuous.

May our dear treasure serve irrefutably as arbiter, second and third and fourth only to masters beyond this realm, Llandris and Rogean and Aradune, in matters if FKP.

[AzzarTheGod]

Well thanks for having me, but Big Japan's worst combination of autism and high self esteem imaginable isn't something I'd like to be associated with. 1 starring thread.

Last edited by Cecily; Today at 3:54 PM.. edited 63 times in total.


The Office of Strategic Intelligence has learned that this statement was not made in great confidence. Cecily, afterall, may not be who she pretends to be..

63 edits. This is the face of the SoRP resistance, comrades. Behold. Speak ill of the SoRP and doth shalt taste steel, swine-- for Cecily is now without tongue.


I questioned her true intentions, while redoubling my 5 star vote, saving the thread from 3 star mediocrity.

[maskedmelon]

Contributor ATG, the Society thanks you for your generous contribution. It shan't pass unnoticed.

Now, to the other matter. Madame Cecilia's forum signature is a notorious forgery that may be credited to the demonstrable cunning of our adversaries. Let not your eyes be driven by lies dear friend. She withdrew in full knowledge and not a qualm about her.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Ya prithee kind shrew heretofore what doth thou dost maidenheads yonder huzzah

[Big_Japan]

Well thanks for having me, but Big Japan's worst combination of autism and high self esteem imaginable isn't something I'd like to be associated with. 1 starring thread.

oh Cecily, you truly do understand how to bring me Christmas joy.

His ego grew three sizes that day.

http://i.imgur.com/BZyztJl.gif

[captnamazing]

I have assumed Absolute Control.

[Filthy_Pagan]

I have assumed Absolute Control.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fBGWtVOKTkM/maxresdefault.jpg

[captnamazing]

real photograph of me after cutting off the finger which pressed "post" on the sorp=sheep thread

http://i.imgur.com/g2N7F2b.jpg

some times it takes great pain and anguish to bring the power we deserve

[Pokesan]

in response to Filbus tagging himself, I motion that he be less of a dick AND also frame his behavior to the benefit of our mutual retardation AND immediately cease his actions to seize control of our perfect civilization

I am seeking a second on this motion

[captnamazing]

in response to Filbus tagging himself, I motion that he be less of a dick AND also frame his behavior to the benefit of our mutual retardation AND immediately cease his actions to seize control of our perfect civilization

I am seeking a second on this motion

seconded

[Pokesan]

the resolution is adopted. Filbus will join us and immediately halt attempts to seize power. our free society will grow mighty indeed with a poster like this on our side.

Go forth and be meta, my new brother!

[captnamazing]

I motion that he be less of a dick AND also frame his behavior to the benefit of our mutual retardation AND immediately cease his actions to seize control of our perfect civilization



hereby see that the Dickery hath dissolved under the True Guise of Retardation, and this has been proven by the Supreme Dictator's willingness to Second a motion made against himself, by the honorable Treasurer
the sorp=sheep thread is a fine example of retarded posting. for what could be more retarded than claiming a group of people could not do what they wanted, for a laugh, on a 17 year old elf simulator cancer board? this post caused a great disturbance in global Intelligence, and in retrospect, Filbus knew then that the depths of his retardation were Boundless
Based on the nature of Absolute Retardation in aforementioned post, there can be no doubt that Filbus is anything other than Holy Leader of SoRP; He has quitted his mantle of fangs and donned the Dunce Cap. Out of Spiritual solidarity, he will forfeit the title of Supreme Dictator, as his Vision as Caliph knows this to be his True Path, despite the retarded protestations of his fellow SoRPers. As Supreme Dictator, Filbus decrees naught but a continuation of the proliferation of a culture impregnanted by Retardation and Inflammatory Commentary.


I will now return to my mystic nature, and forego the wanton lust of Dictatorship

[Pokesan]

for the archives, I have recorded Filbus' Oath of Loyalty



tits or gtfo

Let history remember him.

[Big_Japan]

I will now return to my mystic nature, and forego the wanton lust of Dictatorship
Truly you are the Caliph of mystic yoga, new friend. There was a time when I, too, dreamed of twisting our beautiful partnership to my own personal gain. After seeing the righteous conduct of our Lord Treasurer when entrusted with great authority, however, I dreamed of something greater: brotherhood. May we build a land of milk and honey with our mutual and selfless cooperation.


real photograph of me after cutting off the finger which pressed "post" on the sorp=sheep thread

http://i.imgur.com/g2N7F2b.jpg

some times it takes great pain and anguish to bring the power we deserve

I would like to note I was playing an extremely Retarded game tonight with my family, who are in town for Christmas, and drew a card that said "go onto your social media and find the latest selfie". The goal of this Retarded and terrible game, when drawing this card at least, was for the Judge to determine which selfie so shewn was the funniest. Since I do not have any friends in real life, I came to this forum and zoomed into the photo you linked there until it took up my entire phone in portrait mode, like so:

http://i.imgur.com/GaJQ0oV.png

My 9 year old niece, the most kawaii creature on this beautiful Earth, who was entrusted with the position of Judge for this round, nearly fell down laughing at this and I took the round and ultimately the entire game. I thank you for this Lord Filbus, and would like to nominate you for one (1) FKP (forum kill point) point in honor of this extremely touching moment which your high-quality post allowed me to enjoy with my cherished one.

[captnamazing]

It is true that I feel a great Brotherhood and Kinship unlike any alliance of Elves and Men. My sight to the future, when projected out while holding headstand, does confirm the ample bosoms of milk and dank nugs of honey for all our future. I am honored by you, Big J

[captnamazing]

During my Fast and Meditations, the Retarded God has given me words to a great blessing. All acolytes hereby may use this prayer to bless members of our own community in recognition of a post which is a veritable Feast of Retardation for the community, or in any dumb way you see fit

%t,
who art a retard flamer ten by ten
May your Posts forever be Drivel,
self-contradictory, bigoted, obscene
May the masses become Confused and Disconsolate
in reading and trying to make sense
Of the spume frothing at the edges of your Enlightened Mouth.
Hallowed be thy Post.

[maskedmelon]

Amen.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Upon actually reading the thread, I grudgingly concede.

Despite a former usurper being in our midst, order has been restored and I.. I welcome our new brother.

[Big_Japan]

Were we not all mired in unrighteousness before the sweet hand of our lazy-eyed God raised our wagon-wheels from the ruts of serious posting and smoothed our roads for all time? Verily, we sinners all proceed joyfully, now righteously Retarded in cause, word, and deed.

[captnamazing]

Let us all recite the sacred mantra 108 times every day:

"prove it"

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

prove it

[Big_Japan]

Thread is hitting me like a truck. Tearing up a little. These were the joyous days b4 they gunned down our sweet lavoy.

[iruinedyourday]

was an exciting 2 weeks.

[Big_Japan]

was an exciting 2 weeks.

judging by the continuing visible buttchafe you still have on 2/11/2016, I would say more like 3 thrilling months

[AzzarTheGod]

Call jesse and al, we're marchin on these mods


#JUSTICEFORSORP

#RETARDLIVESMATTER

Cptnamazing was tha dawg...I am angry. Real angry.

#RIPladyboylavoy

[AzzarTheGod]

Man these boys are head-hunters yawl can throw them vests away.

Big J coined. Man on fire.

[Pokesan]

he crossed the wrong SJW mod :cool:

[Pokesan]

http://i.imgur.com/5uXI7c6.gif