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Damn
12-01-2015, 05:26 AM
Killer Killer's Guild The Dead The Dead's Guild Zone Points Time
Capown Friends Latina TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 2:06:42 AM
Reebz Friends Jjlent TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:57:46 AM
Cyborella Friends Diskhan TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:55:00 AM
Zechariah Friends Xatmakin TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:54:50 AM
Blueflower Friends Sithen TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:54:48 AM
Jewc Friends Anomen TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:54:26 AM
Reebz Friends Ponden TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:54:07 AM
Pulz Friends Rafter TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:51 AM
Bokke Friends Lyra TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:40 AM
Pulz Friends Crypodosktorr TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:32 AM
Reebz Friends Jarz TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:31 AM
Reebz Friends Tehol TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:22 AM
Reebz Friends Drjones TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:10 AM
Reebz Friends Xatmakin TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:50:29 PM
Blueflower Friends Mrbigz TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:50:24 PM
Pokesmot Friends Diskhan TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:49:57 PM
Pokesmot Friends Elemtal TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:49:36 PM
Drybone Friends Haber TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:49:16 PM
Ragnaros Friends Drjones TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:48:42 PM
Alchemist Friends Rafter TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:48:42 PM
Bokke Friends Tehol TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:48:34 PM
Drybone Friends Anomen TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:48:24 PM
Blueflower Friends Jarz TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:48:18 PM
Ragnaros Friends Klikityklak TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:48:05 PM
Herbey Friends Lyra TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:47:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UwbUnxP.jpg

ducktv
12-01-2015, 05:30 AM
Reebz Friends Jjlent TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:57:46 AM
Reebz Friends Ponden TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:54:07 AM
Reebz Friends Jarz TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:31 AM
Reebz Friends Tehol TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:22 AM
Reebz Friends Drjones TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:10 AM
Reebz Friends Xatmakin TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:50:29 PM

whoa, who is this reebz guy? seems good.

Farzo
12-01-2015, 05:41 AM
Its 2 seperate fights is why. Mashed together to make to look impressive.

Still think the only fun pvp I ever had was anything not involved in friends bar 2 skirmishes.

This was def a win win win only chance for them. They wouldnt show up if there was a chance they could lose...kinda like that day they got wasted 25v25 trying to snipe that bio orb dragon.

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 06:03 AM
They wouldnt show up if there was a chance they could lose...kinda like that day they got wasted 25v25 trying to snipe that bio orb dragon.

You couldn't be more correct. They were logged into TMO's teamspeak using my name during this PVP, while I was outside having a life and stuff.

georgie
12-01-2015, 06:09 AM
You couldn't be more correct. They were logged into TMO's teamspeak using my name during this PVP, while I was outside having a life and stuff.

lol yikes

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 06:09 AM
you know you're cuck'd when you can't engage in pvp without a live stream of the other guild's teamspeak lol. man tmo is so scary.

Farzo
12-01-2015, 06:27 AM
You couldn't be more correct. They were logged into TMO's teamspeak using my name during this PVP, while I was outside having a life and stuff.

Lol actually pretty funny.

grannock
12-01-2015, 07:22 AM
Impressive.

Tassador
12-01-2015, 07:52 AM
TMO should be allowed to transfer chars back to blue and take sickpuppy with you even though he is red.

Damn
12-01-2015, 08:02 AM
You couldn't be more correct. They were logged into TMO's teamspeak using my name during this PVP, while I was outside having a life and stuff.

You all died within 3 minutes of us porting up how is this relevant?

There's a constant excuse always from you people we dont need to train you or listen to your teamspeak we're better players then you are point blank period

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 08:10 AM
You all died within 3 minutes of us porting up how is this relevant?

There's a constant excuse always from you people we dont need to train you or listen to your teamspeak we're better players then you are point blank period

I wasn't online either day, but perhaps it allows you to know when pulls, wipes, break-ins are happening etc, giving you the perfect chance to cherry pick your fights? It's not coincidental that every thread Friends has posted about some big victory against TMO involved listening to our teamspeak. If you were "better players then you are point blank period" you wouldn't rely on desperation tactics. If you "dont need to train you or listen to your teamspeak" why is that your only approach to victory? Why is Drakaris banned for screendragging? Why did Tala keep having to remind you guys not to incriminate yourselves on teamspeak for using freeport vision when skeletongate went down??

YikeS talk about a backfired thread

Topdog
12-01-2015, 08:12 AM
Killer Killer's Guild The Dead The Dead's Guild Zone Points Time
Capown Friends Latina TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 2:06:42 AM
Reebz Friends Jjlent TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:57:46 AM
Cyborella Friends Diskhan TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:55:00 AM
Zechariah Friends Xatmakin TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:54:50 AM
Blueflower Friends Sithen TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:54:48 AM
Jewc Friends Anomen TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:54:26 AM
Reebz Friends Ponden TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:54:07 AM
Pulz Friends Rafter TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:51 AM
Bokke Friends Lyra TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:40 AM
Pulz Friends Crypodosktorr TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:32 AM
Reebz Friends Jarz TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:31 AM
Reebz Friends Tehol TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:22 AM
Reebz Friends Drjones TMO Plane of Hate December 01 2015 1:53:10 AM
Reebz Friends Xatmakin TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:50:29 PM
Blueflower Friends Mrbigz TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:50:24 PM
Pokesmot Friends Diskhan TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:49:57 PM
Pokesmot Friends Elemtal TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:49:36 PM
Drybone Friends Haber TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:49:16 PM
Ragnaros Friends Drjones TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:48:42 PM
Alchemist Friends Rafter TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:48:42 PM
Bokke Friends Tehol TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:48:34 PM
Drybone Friends Anomen TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:48:24 PM
Blueflower Friends Jarz TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:48:18 PM
Ragnaros Friends Klikityklak TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:48:05 PM
Herbey Friends Lyra TMO Plane of Hate November 30 2015 11:47:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UwbUnxP.jpg

oh dawg, they didn't pay Colgate the weekly "useless" dragon tear from halls of testing aka cuck bill to stay protected?

for all i know they will be absorbed into empire within the end of the year, pras friends for keeping it real @ red99

Damn
12-01-2015, 08:22 AM
I wasn't online either day, but perhaps it allows you to know when pulls, wipes, break-ins are happening etc, giving you the perfect chance to cherry pick your fights? It's not coincidental that every thread Friends has posted about some big victory against TMO involved listening to our teamspeak. If you were "better players then you are point blank period" you wouldn't rely on desperation tactics. If you "dont need to train you or listen to your teamspeak" why is that your only approach to victory? Why is Drakaris banned for screendragging? Why did Tala keep having to remind you guys not to incriminate yourselves on teamspeak for using freeport vision when skeletongate went down??

YikeS talk about a backfired thread

We literally didnt listen to your teamspeak use freeport vision and drakaris is an aussie with like 300 ping it doesnt take a genius to figure out the guy warps due to bad ping

Sounds like you have denial issues pal

We could literally fight you 20v40 in karana with no mobs around and you would imagine a ghost train

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 08:39 AM
We literally didnt listen to your teamspeak use freeport vision and drakaris is an aussie with like 300 ping it doesnt take a genius to figure out the guy warps due to bad ping

Sounds like you have denial issues pal

We could literally fight you 20v40 in karana with no mobs around and you would imagine a ghost train

why was there a ghost account named Anime logged into the TMO teamspeak during the time this PVP occured?

lol you can say whatever you want about freeport vision. i was there when news of hashtag's suspension first came out. you guys sounded like a child porn ring after Jared got busted.

why do you feel the need to hide behind an anon forums account?

heartbrand
12-01-2015, 09:07 AM
oh dawg, they didn't pay Colgate the weekly "useless" dragon tear from halls of testing aka cuck bill to stay protected?

for all i know they will be absorbed into empire within the end of the year, pras friends for keeping it real @ red99


TMO has never killed dozekar so they don't have any tears. Also reported for ban evasion. I shall cast you out from these forums like King Albert cast your people out from Britain.

vouss
12-01-2015, 09:12 AM
spying was important to a two time flawless 0 death full TMO wipe, pras it

Damn
12-01-2015, 09:16 AM
spying was important to a two time flawless 0 death full TMO wipe, pras it

We are heroes of norrath

And Squids cuz <33

LostCause
12-01-2015, 10:08 AM
How come some of those kills are 24 hrs apart?

are you dumb i see kills from nov 30th 11 47 pm to dec 1st 2:06 am? thats less then 3 hours apart.... lol

Uton
12-01-2015, 10:45 AM
giving you the perfect chance to cherry pick your fights

sounds like they own you in the strategery meta game

Troubled
12-01-2015, 10:55 AM
Couldn't imagine playing EQ that late anymore.

Ames1
12-01-2015, 11:12 AM
TMO has never killed dozekar so they don't have any tears. Also reported for ban evasion. I shall cast you out from these forums like King Albert cast your people out from Britain.

LONG LIVE KING ALBERT. KING ALBERT FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS.

Seltius
12-01-2015, 11:33 AM
sounds like they own you in the strategery meta game

Its actually pretty pathetic to have to stoop to that level over a video game. If you are having to do things like that to win you probably shouldn't be playing. What respect I had for Friends members is steadily fading. Some of you guys are cool I like Bokke(always civil and helpful after pvp) and enjoy pvp against Rag and a few others because I gives me a chance to improve and its nice being told I'm improving. Things like this really shouldn't be acceptable behavior in the gaming community. Being a scumbag shouldn't be applauded. The anything to feel like your winning just reminds me too much of the Charlie Sheen meltdown. When do you step back and say enough?

krazyGlue
12-01-2015, 11:35 AM
Just going to point out that . Both times friends ported up . We were mid wipe due to a gating mob / train . Congrats on your flawless victory

Seltius
12-01-2015, 11:35 AM
Oh yeah and for one of the few times you clownshoes have managed to rustle me with your behavior. Be proud.


Just because I'm sure someone else will point it out.

krazyGlue
12-01-2015, 11:39 AM
Oh yeah and for one of the few times you clownshoes have managed to rustle me with your behavior. Be proud.


Just because I'm sure someone else will point it out.

I don't even remember you being online for any of this lol . I can honestly say I love the pvp . But I'm getting tired of having to run fraps and report you knuckle heads for training every encounter we have .

Seltius
12-01-2015, 11:55 AM
I don't even remember you being online for any of this lol . I can honestly say I love the pvp . But I'm getting tired of having to run fraps and report you knuckle heads for training every encounter we have .

I am talking about seeing the desperation people will resort to so they can claim to be winning at this game. Seeing them do this crap. I wasn't online for this but seeing it happen to my friends really pisses me off. This isn't about PVP and anyone who thinks it is doesn't have a clue. It is about doing whatever it takes to grief someone else.

I like the fact that pulling items at low health doesn't show deaths. If TMO did that those kills wouldn't be up there. There have been 3 or 4 times I was present just in the last month and watched someone from another guild suddenly just die and couldn't figure out why finally asked and was told its because they wait until really low health then pull an item like their epic or robe to save their KD ratio.

vouss
12-01-2015, 12:06 PM
Thanks for all the positive responses it's good to know our hard work is paying off

Nirgon
12-01-2015, 12:07 PM
TMO has never killed dozekar so they don't have any tears. Also reported for ban evasion. I shall cast you out from these forums like King Albert cast your people out from Britain.


https://nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/jack.jpg


Did not report for ban evasion but the sack is coming for you Topdog

Gaunja
12-01-2015, 12:13 PM
Is taking off an item just to preserve KD ratio really a thing?

Ruinous
12-01-2015, 12:26 PM
Yes. Just like it was a thing on rallos zek to prevent people from looting items.

grannock
12-01-2015, 12:30 PM
Or suicide to mobs. Yes its a thing. Didnt you know that yt ratio is how you measure your skill in eq? For example, 10 friends spent about 3 hours to seccure a salaryman yt. So at 30 man hours for a single 10v1 yt, you can see why <denial> is clearly the best guild on the server. I wonder why they have trouble recruiting... Id love to spend 4 hours a night waiting for empire to wipe.

They had such a successfull night of denying empire, that they decided to port in on a bunch of newbs in a oldworld zone so they could come on the forums and post check marks.

<Denial> Best guild in the universe, gimme a check mark Smedy!

Ames1
12-01-2015, 12:38 PM
I don't think 10 dudes camping someone for a PvP kill is that bad. The problem is that there is zero consequence for the person dying and zero reward for the person doing the killing. PvP needs risk/reward to be fun and this server just does not have it (which turns this shit into a snoozefest)

Barladore
12-01-2015, 12:39 PM
Or maybe people enjoy different parts of the game you play?! Either way, no point in reporting TMO kills bros, they are the server's punching bag and inches from a full collapse.

krazyGlue
12-01-2015, 12:44 PM
Or maybe people enjoy different parts of the game you play?! Either way, no point in reporting TMO kills bros, they are the server's punching bag and inches from a full collapse.

Yikes

Barladore
12-01-2015, 12:48 PM
In all honesty that wasn't directed at you sickpuppy, you deserve better. 8)

Seltius
12-01-2015, 12:54 PM
I think this thread is the truest definition of tryhard and desperation. If you have to resort to something like this to win your like that raging soccer mom who will do anything to win.

The fact TMO hasn't collapsed already says quite a bit about it. Guess your not winning like you thought you would.

krazyGlue
12-01-2015, 12:55 PM
It's kinda sad how you nerds Want pvp but we all know you don't stand a chance against empire . So you gravitate to tmo more . Which is cool I'm all for the pvp . But fuck there is no need to train and grief new players off the box . It's the last chance you nerds have at some sort of pvp . /rant off

Colgate
12-01-2015, 12:57 PM
every time they come near our raids they get disintegrated

not to mention they have no idea how to do anything in places like NToV

Ragnaros
12-01-2015, 12:58 PM
? you came near our raid full force ej/tt and got murked by people in kunark rags

derpcake
12-01-2015, 12:59 PM
It's kinda sad how you nerds Want pvp but we all know you don't stand a chance against empire . So you gravitate to tmo more . Which is cool I'm all for the pvp . But fuck there is no need to train and grief new players off the box . It's the last chance you nerds have at some sort of pvp . /rant off

This coming from you.

yep

krazyGlue
12-01-2015, 01:00 PM
This coming from you.

yep

Do I even know you ?

derpcake
12-01-2015, 01:01 PM
You claiming you never took the piss on new people?

Thats how we met btw. I didn't really care, but your change of mentality is entertaining.

Efwan
12-01-2015, 01:02 PM
I actually kind of enjoy this thread only because Anime is horrible at spinning and it's funny watching him make TMO look bad here on the forums. A+ for the rustle effect.

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 01:04 PM
<friends> getting exposed for the whiny cheater pieces of shit they are. bunch of bitter nerds who lost the server. most of them too ashamed to even post in here on forums accounts that aren't anonymous. bet you didn't expect your thread to go this way.

Ragnaros
12-01-2015, 01:05 PM
wow you are so mad its hilarious

Barladore
12-01-2015, 01:06 PM
http://www.r99pvp.net/showplayer.php?p=Anime

heheh

Colgate
12-01-2015, 01:06 PM
yowl need to go easy on friends, a large portion of their core have been losing @ red99 for the past 4 years

bless their hearts

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 01:06 PM
I actually kind of enjoy this thread only because Anime is horrible at spinning and it's funny watching him make TMO look bad here on the forums. A+ for the rustle effect.

horrible at spinning, was that shitty anon account Damn going "no you" when i called him out.

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 01:08 PM
wow you are so mad its hilarious

At least ragnaros puts his names on his posts. But come on, you guys have spent enough time in our teamspeak to know I don't get mad over elf games. C'mon fam.

Efwan
12-01-2015, 01:10 PM
http://www.r99pvp.net/showplayer.php?p=Anime

heheh

Rofl did he seriously take a YT to thunderdome?

Tassador
12-01-2015, 01:12 PM
I actually kind of enjoy this thread only because Anime is horrible at spinning and it's funny watching him make TMO look bad here on the forums. A+ for the rustle effect.

God forbid you looked bad on forums or Everquest elf simulator emulator 100 years old. That would just be the opposite of the bee's knees.

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 01:12 PM
http://www.r99pvp.net/showplayer.php?p=Anime

heheh

i pride myself in having a horrible pvp score, feels good to know i'm beating most of the nerds on the server with a 0.10 ratio. if it gets any higher i'll have to start AFKing at skyshrine again.

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 01:23 PM
i'm 3-29 and there's only 3 of you guys (bokke, ragnaros, drybone) who will even 1v1 me without raid buffs and a tl box lol

abbud
12-01-2015, 01:27 PM
I enjoy pulling my dagger to not give some scrub a YT, making him rage on the forums about what an elitist jerk I am. Could care less about the actual standing.

I love when people assume i look for fair fights, when in reality i chuckle whole heartedly whenever i win unfair, since it will cause these holy tears.

This is red, if i cant get my aon i can atleast go kill some cucks and have a real good time doing it.

I wish i was there to hear the relay of u crying in ts. Time to go big on star wars tho.

Topdog
12-01-2015, 01:31 PM
<friends> getting exposed for the whiny cheater pieces of shit they are. bunch of bitter nerds who lost the server. most of them too ashamed to even post in here on forums accounts that aren't anonymous. bet you didn't expect your thread to go this way.

you sound slightly upset, your hatred towards us will only aid your upcoming empire app, embrace it

Lu|zSect
12-01-2015, 01:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Ab4xxsg.png

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 01:34 PM
that's the thing though. there is no crying in ts. usually we're just like "welp that was sad and pathetic... what were we doing again?" and move onto the next thing. its funny how you guys fancy yourselves as some master troll gods of the server when you're so gullible you believe in the cuck tax in november. lmao.

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 01:35 PM
fuck it's december now and you're still taking that troll b8

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 01:36 PM
ok nerds it's time to go to my job ( A person's role in society. A job is an activity, often regular and often performed in exchange for payment. )

Ragnaros
12-01-2015, 01:36 PM
chill out dude its just a game

HippoNipple
12-01-2015, 01:37 PM
that's the thing though. there is no crying in ts. usually we're just like "welp that was sad and pathetic... what were we doing again?" and move onto the next thing. its funny how you guys fancy yourselves as some master troll gods of the server when you're so gullible you believe in the cuck tax in november. lmao.

Jesus you guys sound like a bunch of losers. At least it seems as if you don't realize it.

Colgate
12-01-2015, 01:37 PM
the word "cuck" is being overused/misused way too much

it was never funny in the first place

Lu|zSect
12-01-2015, 01:38 PM
<CRO>wned

Ragnaros
12-01-2015, 01:38 PM
the word "cuck" is being overused/misused way too much

it was never funny in the first place

you fit the criteria of a low t beta cuck tbh

Redi
12-01-2015, 01:39 PM
Ya u can blame try hard smedy for that, killing and over using everything per da norm

abbud
12-01-2015, 01:39 PM
Right, a few posts ago you said you were out this evening for some other cool and normal shit so i'm just gonna go ahead and ignore what you just said, you are clearly rustled without even being there. Carry on

shokar
12-01-2015, 02:09 PM
That second fight was a blind port up. I should have died, it's actually a miracle that I got that corner cast evac off with 3 melees and an epic pet on me.

heartbrand
12-01-2015, 02:13 PM
Or maybe people enjoy different parts of the game you play?! Either way, no point in reporting TMO kills bros, they are the server's punching bag and inches from a full collapse.

Why would meaningless pvp deaths that provide literally no penalty of any kind put a guild on the brink of collapse? The only people who play this game like it's an ELO Rated RTS are in the same guild <Friends>, everyone else doesn't care.

krazyGlue
12-01-2015, 02:28 PM
Leader board is a joke now .

pgerman
12-01-2015, 02:29 PM
Or suicide to mobs. Yes its a thing. Didnt you know that yt ratio is how you measure your skill in eq? For example, 10 friends spent about 3 hours to seccure a salaryman yt. So at 30 man hours for a single 10v1 yt, you can see why <denial> is clearly the best guild on the server. I wonder why they have trouble recruiting... Id love to spend 4 hours a night waiting for empire to wipe.

They had such a successfull night of denying empire, that they decided to port in on a bunch of newbs in a oldworld zone so they could come on the forums and post check marks.

<Denial> Best guild in the universe, gimme a check mark Smedy!


Is falling in the boat in OT and getting YT'ed 100 to 0 a thing?

krazyGlue
12-01-2015, 02:33 PM
Is falling in the boat in OT and getting YT'ed 100 to 0 a thing?

Didn't this happen over a year ago ? Time to move on

vouss
12-01-2015, 02:43 PM
love hearing about this thread in TMO's teamspeak

Barladore
12-01-2015, 02:46 PM
Why would meaningless pvp deaths that provide literally no penalty of any kind put a guild on the brink of collapse? The only people who play this game like it's an ELO Rated RTS are in the same guild <Friends>, everyone else doesn't care.

Actually, I was referring to the fact that half their guild just left for empire and those that are left will no doubt be applying soon. I'd also disagree that <friends> are the only ones that play like that. As far as I know CS rarely PVE's and there are about 15 or so Empire that actively go looking for small scale pvp. All of which care about their K/D to some degree (as stupid as that m,ay sound to you). Either way, who cares?

On a side note, the point based Leaderboard was better in that regard. If MM/CB/UR were removed from point gain I think it'd actually be a pretty good side game for those that don't enjoy raiding alongside 90 other people.

Seltius
12-01-2015, 02:47 PM
love hearing about this thread in TMO's teamspeak

Trying too hard dude.

krazyGlue
12-01-2015, 02:47 PM
love hearing about this thread in TMO's teamspeak

You don't need to hide as a spy . I like playing with you pal even your Alts alt is welcome in tmo

Barladore
12-01-2015, 02:52 PM
On a side note, the point based Leaderboard was better in that regard. If MM/CB/UR were removed from point gain I think it'd actually be a pretty good side game for those that don't enjoy raiding alongside 90 other people.

Add CoM to that list

https://media.giphy.com/media/68Ms7xo0ktbZS/giphy.gif

ty lulz

Samsung
12-01-2015, 02:56 PM
the word "cuck" is being overused/misused way too much

it was never funny in the first place

I agree it's overused but it was funny for awhile.

Lu|zSect
12-01-2015, 03:01 PM
http://mattlawrence.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/skinny-guy-making-out-with-fat-girl.jpeg

abbud
12-01-2015, 03:07 PM
Step 1. It is best to have some visual to jerk off to. In my case, I've
used a dead animal such as a vole or a raccoon but i
recommend the usage of hardcore pornography. Your nearby
waldenbooks or strouds will contain vast amounts of this material
available simply for the taking.

Step 2. Find something to beat off with. Here an animal corpse will
also suffice, but I find that a good set of mitts or industrial
gloves will work well. Avoid anything with asbestos.

Step 3. Now jerk it, jerk it you fucking whore. Jerk it like you're a
russian prostitute who has to work really hard for every ruble you earn.

Step 4. Finally, blow your sweet load you dumb bitch. It is important
that you prepare in advance (step 0) by choosing an adequate
receptacle for your spurt, called the jerknap. This jerknap is vitally
important to the success of your endeavor: If you choose the wrong
then your seed will be wasted for all time and you will go straight to
hell (the bad hell, not the one with the prostitutes). Any garment
will suffice, although feminine frilly things are highly recommended
in order to help you forget that you're all alone.

Step 5: Now that you've jerked it but good, the haze of endorphins and
sleepy eyes will prevent the crushing pressures of depression from
killing yourself for another three to six hours. Buy a falafel or
something.

Eslade
12-01-2015, 03:14 PM
Step 1. It is best to have some visual to jerk off to. In my case, I've
used a dead animal such as a vole or a raccoon but i
recommend the usage of hardcore pornography. Your nearby
waldenbooks or strouds will contain vast amounts of this material
available simply for the taking.

Step 2. Find something to beat off with. Here an animal corpse will
also suffice, but I find that a good set of mitts or industrial
gloves will work well. Avoid anything with asbestos.

Step 3. Now jerk it, jerk it you fucking whore. Jerk it like you're a
russian prostitute who has to work really hard for every ruble you earn.

Step 4. Finally, blow your sweet load you dumb bitch. It is important
that you prepare in advance (step 0) by choosing an adequate
receptacle for your spurt, called the jerknap. This jerknap is vitally
important to the success of your endeavor: If you choose the wrong
then your seed will be wasted for all time and you will go straight to
hell (the bad hell, not the one with the prostitutes). Any garment
will suffice, although feminine frilly things are highly recommended
in order to help you forget that you're all alone.

Step 5: Now that you've jerked it but good, the haze of endorphins and
sleepy eyes will prevent the crushing pressures of depression from
killing yourself for another three to six hours. Buy a falafel or
something.

You should become a life coach

heartbrand
12-01-2015, 03:36 PM
Step 1. It is best to have some visual to jerk off to. In my case, I've
used a dead animal such as a vole or a raccoon but i
recommend the usage of hardcore pornography. Your nearby
waldenbooks or strouds will contain vast amounts of this material
available simply for the taking.

Step 2. Find something to beat off with. Here an animal corpse will
also suffice, but I find that a good set of mitts or industrial
gloves will work well. Avoid anything with asbestos.

Step 3. Now jerk it, jerk it you fucking whore. Jerk it like you're a
russian prostitute who has to work really hard for every ruble you earn.

Step 4. Finally, blow your sweet load you dumb bitch. It is important
that you prepare in advance (step 0) by choosing an adequate
receptacle for your spurt, called the jerknap. This jerknap is vitally
important to the success of your endeavor: If you choose the wrong
then your seed will be wasted for all time and you will go straight to
hell (the bad hell, not the one with the prostitutes). Any garment
will suffice, although feminine frilly things are highly recommended
in order to help you forget that you're all alone.

Step 5: Now that you've jerked it but good, the haze of endorphins and
sleepy eyes will prevent the crushing pressures of depression from
killing yourself for another three to six hours. Buy a falafel or
something.

is there a punch line or joke hidden somewhere in there?

Seltius
12-01-2015, 03:38 PM
is there a punch line or joke hidden somewhere in there?

Did you read all of that? Then the jokes on you.

grannock
12-01-2015, 03:42 PM
Or maybe people enjoy different parts of the game you play?! Either way, no point in reporting TMO kills bros, they are the server's punching bag and inches from a full collapse.

Play the game however you want buddy, but you guys strictly fight people who are outnumbered or outgeared, and you camp/plug anytime a real fight is presented.

Seems to me you guys play just to greif newer people off the server and revel in it on the forums. Kinda like how alcoholics abuse their helpless defenseless children to feel better about their pathetic situation.

abbud
12-01-2015, 03:43 PM
is there a punch line or joke hidden somewhere in there?

Not really, I mean i guess I tried to spice up the story but thats just what i usually do after i plug at 100%. That or post here nawmean?

abbud
12-01-2015, 03:52 PM
Play the game however you want buddy, but you guys strictly fight people who are outnumbered or outgeared, and you camp/plug anytime a real fight is presented.

Seems to me you guys play just to greif newer people off the server and revel in it on the forums. Kinda like how alcoholics abuse their helpless defenseless children to feel better about their pathetic situation.


Okay, but like sir, arent you outgearing and outnumber just about anyone on the server? And you have to admit, when the fuck did you participate in an uneven fight for your side? Its impossible.
I'll ignore your nonsense about abusing alcoholic cuz my father is a sober alcoholic and is currently paying back my childhood. Living in the basement almost for free. Dumbass.

Barladore
12-01-2015, 04:03 PM
Play the game however you want buddy, but you guys strictly fight people who are outnumbered or outgeared, and you camp/plug anytime a real fight is presented.


As if empire doesn't do the exact same thing. Every single time I engage an empire player im outgeared and often outnumbered as well. EQ pvp is opportunity based and it's the only game of its kind. That's why its fun. Imo the enjoyment comes from killing someone who should have gotten away and evading people when they should have killed you.

Anything less than 50v50 mass pvp with even(ish) numbers is pretty good too.

Lu|zSect
12-01-2015, 04:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hTjHtT1.png

grannock
12-01-2015, 04:21 PM
Okay, but like sir, arent you outgearing and outnumber just about anyone on the server? And you have to admit, when the fuck did you participate in an uneven fight for your side? Its impossible.
I'll ignore your nonsense about abusing alcoholic cuz my father is a sober alcoholic and is currently paying back my childhood. Living in the basement almost for free. Dumbass.

You should teach him how to play a cleric and stop comming up with 99 reasons why <friends> is scared to contest.

If the tables were turned, gongshow and colgate would be putting 12 people so far up your asses in tov every night raiding would be impossible. Sorry you guys cant figure it out, but spoiler alert, you might take a yt or 2, so you guys never will.

vouss
12-01-2015, 04:30 PM
welcome to hell

Redi
12-01-2015, 04:37 PM
High 4

heartbrand
12-01-2015, 04:46 PM
miss classic. would just be a few people going at it 24/7 at manastone / rubi bp and shit without a fuck in the world about dying. no one was plugging when they were bound @ king room in guk and dying meant a new mana bar.

vouss
12-01-2015, 04:49 PM
miss xp loss on death and no PnP

Lu|zSect
12-01-2015, 04:59 PM
miss chewie

Seltius
12-01-2015, 05:00 PM
welcome to hell

No hell would be waking up every morning looking at yourself in the morning with sleep deprived bloodshot eyes reminding yourself your a loser and looking forward to griefing someone on a video game. After binge watching the past seasons of Real Housewives because you know the drama is real.

Hell is not being griefed on a video game because at some point you just decide you need a break and shut it down and walk away. Get outside hang with other friends. Go to the park, movies, shopping, or just spend time with family.

The difference is we can take a break from being griefed you can never take a break from being a loser. It would take a total personality rewrite for you to do that and you don't have the willpower or intelligence for it.

You wouldn't have the testicular fortitude to get out in society and do something constructive. And before you lie to yourself and attempt to lie to us. I want to say this don't bother you couldn't be convincing enough to make us believe it.

Farzo
12-01-2015, 05:07 PM
Fuck discord server being out a classic only server!!

Nirgon
12-01-2015, 05:20 PM
I remember telling Kringe they weren't gonna do SHIT


And I was right

syztem
12-01-2015, 05:32 PM
As if empire doesn't do the exact same thing. Every single time I engage an empire player im outgeared and often outnumbered as well. EQ pvp is opportunity based and it's the only game of its kind. That's why its fun. Imo the enjoyment comes from killing someone who should have gotten away and evading people when they should have killed you.

Anything less than 50v50 mass pvp with even(ish) numbers is pretty good too.

When Azrael fought anyone with a nihilum tag, they were BiS VP geared(usually said person had 0 VP loots, maybe a weapon, or a earring, which barely made a difference). When friends fights empire now, its the same thing "BIS velious geared" when only maybe 5 people max have full velious upgrades.

Tassador
12-01-2015, 05:37 PM
miss chewie

Colgate
12-01-2015, 05:44 PM
I remember telling Kringe they weren't gonna do SHIT


And I was right

yea these guys are pussies 4 sure

Barladore
12-01-2015, 05:46 PM
Even if velious and kunark raid loot were comparable, where in my statement did I say
"BIS velious geared"?

LayedOut
12-01-2015, 07:36 PM
Dont blame friends for taking advantage of TMOs shitty situations. Keep coming and we will keep fighting. - Quil

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 09:11 PM
Actually, I was referring to the fact that half their guild just left for empire and those that are left will no doubt be applying soon.

not even close tho. pandemonium was like 10-14? players and only about half of them were active. of the active ones, only about half of them were 60 and only 3? of them were essential classes. we replaced the lost clerics the next day and in the week or whatever since they left we've picked up numerous 60+essential class apps. pande were cool chill bro's to play with and i still <3 all of them but we're already better off.

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 09:20 PM
No hell would be waking up every morning looking at yourself in the morning with sleep deprived bloodshot eyes reminding yourself your a loser and looking forward to griefing someone on a video game. After binge watching the past seasons of Real Housewives because you know the drama is real.

Hell is not being griefed on a video game because at some point you just decide you need a break and shut it down and walk away. Get outside hang with other friends. Go to the park, movies, shopping, or just spend time with family.

The difference is we can take a break from being griefed you can never take a break from being a loser. It would take a total personality rewrite for you to do that and you don't have the willpower or intelligence for it.

You wouldn't have the testicular fortitude to get out in society and do something constructive. And before you lie to yourself and attempt to lie to us. I want to say this don't bother you couldn't be convincing enough to make us believe it.

god damn it felt good to install this wrap around deck while i knew unemployed nerds were still arguing and getting rustled up over the posts i made this morning

http://i.imgur.com/rCSqa90.jpg?1

http://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/designs/11906744,width=178,height=178,version=1336140242/Feels-good-man-frog-meme.pnghttp://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/designs/11906744,width=178,height=178,version=1336140242/Feels-good-man-frog-meme.pnghttp://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/designs/11906744,width=178,height=178,version=1336140242/Feels-good-man-frog-meme.pnghttp://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/designs/11906744,width=178,height=178,version=1336140242/Feels-good-man-frog-meme.png

Damn
12-01-2015, 09:23 PM
No hell would be waking up every morning looking at yourself in the morning with sleep deprived bloodshot eyes reminding yourself your a loser and looking forward to griefing someone on a video game. After binge watching the past seasons of Real Housewives because you know the drama is real.

Hell is not being griefed on a video game because at some point you just decide you need a break and shut it down and walk away. Get outside hang with other friends. Go to the park, movies, shopping, or just spend time with family.

The difference is we can take a break from being griefed you can never take a break from being a loser. It would take a total personality rewrite for you to do that and you don't have the willpower or intelligence for it.

You wouldn't have the testicular fortitude to get out in society and do something constructive. And before you lie to yourself and attempt to lie to us. I want to say this don't bother you couldn't be convincing enough to make us believe it.

Damn
12-01-2015, 09:24 PM
Welcome to hell twerp

shokar
12-01-2015, 09:26 PM
god damn it felt good to install this wrap around deck while i knew unemployed nerds were still arguing and getting rustled up over the posts i made this morning

http://i.imgur.com/rCSqa90.jpg?1

http://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/designs/11906744,width=178,height=178,version=1336140242/Feels-good-man-frog-meme.pnghttp://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/designs/11906744,width=178,height=178,version=1336140242/Feels-good-man-frog-meme.pnghttp://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/designs/11906744,width=178,height=178,version=1336140242/Feels-good-man-frog-meme.pnghttp://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/designs/11906744,width=178,height=178,version=1336140242/Feels-good-man-frog-meme.png

beautiful tight knot cedar

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 09:29 PM
beautiful tight knot cedar

kinda pissed about this lumber delivery tbh. would have had it all built and ready for staining in the spring today if i didn't get so many shit ones :(

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 09:31 PM
shit they even slipped some 18 footers in at the bottom of the pile of my 20 footers thinking they could trick me. bastards.

ducktv
12-01-2015, 10:29 PM
You should teach him how to play a cleric and stop comming up with 99 reasons why <friends> is scared to contest.

If the tables were turned, gongshow and colgate would be putting 12 people so far up your asses in tov every night raiding would be impossible. Sorry you guys cant figure it out, but spoiler alert, you might take a yt or 2, so you guys never will.

lol.

Ragnaros
12-01-2015, 10:51 PM
You should teach him how to play a cleric and stop comming up with 99 reasons why <friends> is scared to contest.

If the tables were turned, gongshow and colgate would be putting 12 people so far up your asses in tov every night raiding would be impossible. Sorry you guys cant figure it out, but spoiler alert, you might take a yt or 2, so you guys never will.

LOL yeah because gongshow and colgate contested every raid mob when <Nihilum> was around, just kidding colgate quit and only logged on to spam ooc near a zoneline and gongshow was a warm body in Nihilum
hehehehe

Slathar
12-01-2015, 10:53 PM
Play the game however you want buddy, but you guys strictly fight people who are outnumbered or outgeared, and you camp/plug anytime a real fight is presented.

Seems to me you guys play just to greif newer people off the server and revel in it on the forums. Kinda like how alcoholics abuse their helpless defenseless children to feel better about their pathetic situation.

no clue who you are. when you get to 56 u will be griefed back to blue.

Farzo
12-01-2015, 10:57 PM
no clue who you are. when you get to 56 u will be griefed back to blue.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaOeTFr2N7mtTH_BIJl0NFnwygwIvv0 e9CS-xNa0tsgzwoh6eL

Farzo
12-01-2015, 10:58 PM
no clue who you are. when you get to 56 u will be griefed back to blue.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSn5fWRm1b_1gBI8ddZKCJVGQoi8ZqQL yHIHuzEQn12gPuk8aaQisLTxILRoQ

Farzo
12-01-2015, 10:59 PM
no clue who you are. when you get to 56 u will be griefed back to blue.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzH2bLrUPe9Og7AsWvMDfRf1ZyRJ3G9 b5P914npekUSbOezNtey2EU_ISbmQ

TheBiznessTZ
12-01-2015, 11:09 PM
We literally didnt listen to your teamspeak use freeport vision and drakaris is an aussie with like 300 ping it doesnt take a genius to figure out the guy warps due to bad ping

Sounds like you have denial issues pal

We could literally fight you 20v40 in karana with no mobs around and you would imagine a ghost train

Friends would never show up to a pvp fight that is so far from a Zoneline.

Lu|zSect
12-01-2015, 11:17 PM
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1449023112727.webm

Xaanka
12-01-2015, 11:29 PM
Friends would never show up to a pvp fight that is so far from a Zoneline.

i thought that's what tl, coth, rez boxes and gate pots were for :cool:

TheBiznessTZ
12-01-2015, 11:42 PM
I enjoy pvping friend's on the daily with my two velious items Nevedaria's Claw and 8th ring.

heartbrand
12-02-2015, 12:23 AM
LOL yeah because gongshow and colgate contested every raid mob when <Nihilum> was around, just kidding colgate quit and only logged on to spam ooc near a zoneline and gongshow was a warm body in Nihilum
hehehehe

Actually that's all we did in classic was fuck with Nihilum. Sorry u joined box a few months ago and didn't play then.

Stasis01
12-02-2015, 12:45 AM
We actually beat Nihilum over Naggy for like 3 weeks in a row we just didn't have the right stuff to drop the dragon. At the time you needed a few chanters to charm giants, and have a paladin snap agro if they broke.

We walled him two weeks in a row both after beating Nizzar and Nihi into the ground and finally ate a ban.

The first time we wiped Nihi and tried to do Naggy we had him to 4% when Sojourner? Manastoned and got low HP agro and wiped us.

If we would have had some blue PVE pro's that could have guided or Naggy kill success we would have beat Nihi then and there.

After that it just went down hill, and TBH when Fear was released we lost most of those battles.

Sorry you didn't know Rag, but we lost to PVE in classic, while beating them in PVP. Every time they came to Guk we smashed them. The only PVP success they had was because of instant /qing with IP exemptions and instant cast rechargeable root nets that landed 50% on 100mr.

Stasis01
12-02-2015, 12:46 AM
Gong did 100x better than Lite ever did against Nizzar, after classic it was just smashing our heads into the wall fighting him, it was never close.

We sniped a few PD's and shit etc.

georgie
12-02-2015, 12:48 AM
did I hear a nut-swing?

Utanven
12-02-2015, 12:59 AM
Ppl say what makes them feel good.

Heart brand came to nihilum several times (you think red dawn geared him?)

Stasis used to cry for variance and whine when we raided with 30-40 calling us "sick" etc.

Shts not even worth reading

Trustworthy
12-02-2015, 01:17 AM
.

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/cb8dbe69c508752e6446dae194bf5bf28d7b42bceee9ba40ea f9d790721a297d_1.jpg

heartbrand
12-02-2015, 01:19 AM
Ppl say what makes them feel good.

Heart brand came to nihilum several times (you think red dawn geared him?)

Stasis used to cry for variance and whine when we raided with 30-40 calling us "sick" etc.

Shts not even worth reading

You joined this box in 2014. Server was released in 2011. Thanks.

fiegi 8.0
12-02-2015, 01:22 AM
Ppl say what makes them feel good.

Heart brand came to nihilum several times (you think red dawn geared him?)

Stasis used to cry for variance and whine when we raided with 30-40 calling us "sick" etc.

Shts not even worth reading

You joined this box in 2014. Server was released in 2011. Thanks.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l2tRUuzDQwSgE/giphy.gif

Stasis01
12-02-2015, 01:26 AM
Ppl say what makes them feel good.

Heart brand came to nihilum several times (you think red dawn geared him?)

Stasis used to cry for variance and whine when we raided with 30-40 calling us "sick" etc.

Shts not even worth reading

I dunno who you are, but you're saying "we" as a part of Nihi?

Topdog
12-02-2015, 03:22 AM
Ppl say what makes them feel good.

Heart brand came to nihilum several times (you think red dawn geared him?)

Stasis used to cry for variance and whine when we raided with 30-40 calling us "sick" etc.

Shts not even worth reading

obvious these people trying to fabricate whatever story makes them feel better about being cuck'd into submission by some nerd in a elven simulator from 1999, man if i cant hold my own in elfquest i wonder how that rl is holding up u feel me

Farzo
12-02-2015, 04:37 AM
obvious these people trying to fabricate whatever story makes them feel better about being cuck'd into submission by some nerd in a elven simulator from 1999, man if i cant hold my own in elfquest i wonder how that rl is holding up u feel me

Yes I wonder how your real life is holding up...do tell.

Xaanka
12-02-2015, 06:06 AM
http://www.informaticien.be/images/smileys/blowjob.gif

JackFlash
12-02-2015, 12:59 PM
elf quest = real life

vouss
12-02-2015, 02:39 PM
If the tables were turned, gongshow and colgate would be putting 12 people so far up your asses in tov every night raiding would be impossible. Sorry you guys cant figure it out, but spoiler alert, you might take a yt or 2, so you guys never will.

lol

grannock
12-02-2015, 04:30 PM
lol

<Denial>

vouss
12-02-2015, 04:42 PM
I was guilded with Colgate longer then you have been and he certainly wasn't showing up to stop any Nihilum raids. I'll give it to him and Lite for being the first people to show up if I did wipe a raid. And Gongshow? Well he folded and joined them. Talk about <Denial>

Topdog
12-02-2015, 04:46 PM
I was guilded with Colgate longer then you have been and he certainly wasn't showing up to stop any Nihilum raids. I'll give it to him and Lite for being the first people to show up if I did wipe a raid. And Gongshow? Well he folded and joined them. Talk about <Denial>

http://coreserver.net/images/agreed2.gif

Colgate
12-02-2015, 04:53 PM
literally the only time i remember salem wiping a raid was when he trained hoshkar on nihilum in VP, got suspended, and almost had an emotional breakdown over it

the only time i've ever heard someone's voice quiver on the verge of tears like that over everquest was when vaporize lost his shit during the crown of betrayal incident

vouss
12-02-2015, 04:57 PM
here's an SS of me colgate and lite on Krazy attacking Nihilum after I wiped them (solo) fighting Silverwing at the entrance of VP.

http://i.imgur.com/tJ2IhzP.jpg

oh right I'd want to forget about that as well

pgerman
12-02-2015, 04:59 PM
i think colgate just got harmtouched on the forums


GAWT DAMNNNNNN

Samsung
12-02-2015, 05:04 PM
Nice ss Salem

Ragnaros
12-02-2015, 05:06 PM
here's an SS of me colgate and lite on Krazy attacking Nihilum after I wiped them (solo) fighting Silverwing at the entrance of VP.

http://i.imgur.com/tJ2IhzP.jpg

oh right I'd want to forget about that as well

L O L

krazyGlue
12-02-2015, 05:09 PM
Ah the good days .

Topdog
12-03-2015, 10:01 AM
here's an SS of me colgate and lite on Krazy attacking Nihilum after I wiped them (solo) fighting Silverwing at the entrance of VP.

http://i.imgur.com/tJ2IhzP.jpg

oh right I'd want to forget about that as well

oh mayn, not so ez when u play eq at nightmare difficulty, least colgate tried it once and failed

Gaunja
12-03-2015, 10:12 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/l2tRUuzDQwSgE/giphy.gif

Barboza is such an underrated lightweight.

Rekrul
12-03-2015, 12:00 PM
Barboza is such an underrated lightweight.

What? If anything he's overrated, especially bc of that wheel kick that was posted. Everytime he steps up in competition he loses. His best win is against a short notice paul felder. He faces tony ferguson next and i dont see him winning that fight.

Trustworthy
12-03-2015, 12:15 PM
How do you stand there like that and just take a wheel kick to the face? Dude had like no reaction time. Wouldn't be surprised if he was paid off to take that blow.

Lu|zSect
12-03-2015, 12:17 PM
I'm sure you can relate to getting knocked the fuck out unconscious

Trustworthy
12-03-2015, 12:36 PM
I'm sure you can relate to getting knocked the fuck out unconscious

That's why I avoid tough guys like you.

Gaunja
12-03-2015, 12:41 PM
@Trustworthy. I think that wheel kick was third round. They were both a bit tired, and not to mention most spinning attacks (if done right), are very deceptive looking when launched.

@Rekrul. You are right in that after the wheel kick, he became overrated, but he went back to underrated after being mowed down by Varner, and then rocked by a Cerrone jab. At least in my opinion.

Stasis01
12-03-2015, 12:51 PM
I was guilded with Colgate longer then you have been and he certainly wasn't showing up to stop any Nihilum raids. I'll give it to him and Lite for being the first people to show up if I did wipe a raid. And Gongshow? Well he folded and joined them. Talk about <Denial>

I can't tell if this is a troll or if Salem actually believes this.

I would find it funny if he actually thinks this.

Colgate
12-03-2015, 12:53 PM
here's an SS of me colgate and lite on Krazy attacking Nihilum after I wiped them (solo) fighting Silverwing at the entrance of VP.

http://i.imgur.com/tJ2IhzP.jpg

oh right I'd want to forget about that as well

oh man i'm actually still mad at deluxee for ducking the call of the hero on sickpuppy

Redi
12-03-2015, 01:07 PM
deluthee awful player everyone knows that

Colgate
12-03-2015, 01:11 PM
I can't tell if this is a troll or if Salem actually believes this.

I would find it funny if he actually thinks this.

holocaust/empire stomped them so badly that they forgot about the nearly two years of sucking my dick and praising me as a box hero nonstop

of course he actually believes that

krazyGlue
12-03-2015, 01:12 PM
deluthee awful player everyone knows that

i rather have a lisp then be fat and lose my family due to elf sim addiction

Ragnaros
12-03-2015, 01:33 PM
holocaust/empire stomped them so badly that they forgot about the nearly two years of sucking my dick and praising me as a box hero nonstop

of course he actually believes that

your guild literally wouldn't exist if you didn't petitionquest the guild that was stomping your face in the past 3 years, we would probably see more posts about how we are wasting our time killing 16 year old elf sim content and how many music festivals you are going to?

Colgate
12-03-2015, 01:36 PM
i still condemn playing 18 hours a day, raiding during employment hours, and i still go to music festivals

real shame nizzar had to repeatedly break the rules

Redi
12-03-2015, 01:45 PM
i rather have a lisp then be fat and lose my family due to elf sim addiction

U ruthled?

Topdog
12-03-2015, 01:47 PM
i rather have a lisp then be fat and lose my family due to elf sim addiction

lol

Lu|zSect
12-03-2015, 01:49 PM
http://www.dailystormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/1318561146001.png

Redi
12-03-2015, 01:50 PM
Enter surstromming

Funny how the people with 20x my playtime think I lost my family and have an eq addiction. I feel bad for the Internet family being stalked by some weird euro.

pgerman
12-03-2015, 01:58 PM
i still condemn playing 18 hours a day, raiding during employment hours, and i still go to music festivals

real shame nizzar had to repeatedly break the rules


You play 19 hours a day, you only work part time, and background music at starbucks doesnt count as a "festival"



Maybe if you forumquest another 3 hours a day you'll achieve whatever it is your trying to achieve.

You spam the forums with lies all day long trying to convince an invisible audience of some retarded agenda.

The only person that believes anything you say is sirken.

You play an ez game, on ez mode with 50% more people than you need to accomplish any task. You have nothing to be proud of.

I'll be back in a bit to give you another reality check. I look upon you as an orphan child in need of guidance. A wise man once said " I pity the fool".

Indeed sir...................indeed

krazyGlue
12-03-2015, 01:59 PM
You play 19 hours a day, you only work part time, and background music at starbucks doesnt count as a "festival"



Maybe if you forumquest another 3 hours a day you'll achieve whatever it is your trying to achieve.

You spam the forums with lies all day long trying to convince an invisible audience of some retarded agenda.

The only person that believes anything you say is sirken.

You play an ez game, on ez mode with 50% more people than you need to accomplish any task. You have nothing to be proud of.

I'll be back in a bit to give you another reality check. I look upon you as an orphan child in need of guidance. A wise man once said " I pity the fool".

Indeed sir...................indeed

yikes

Ghost of Jibekn
12-03-2015, 02:00 PM
I look upon you as an orphan child in need of guidance.

lol A+

Ragnaros
12-03-2015, 02:28 PM
oof

Nibblewitz
12-03-2015, 02:31 PM
This pgerman needs pixels, STAT!

Lu|zSect
12-03-2015, 03:06 PM
60 year old retired man in thailand (ladyboy capital hmmm?) hello kitty weirdo mega upset about virtual items
consider me shocked
yikes

krazyGlue
12-03-2015, 03:08 PM
just because barcode is retired doesn't mean he is 60. it just means he is well off and doesn't need to work anymore

Videri
12-03-2015, 03:11 PM
You spam the forums with lies all day long trying to convince an invisible audience of some retarded agenda.
...
You play an ez game, on ez mode with 50% more people than you need to accomplish any task. You have nothing to be proud of.
...
" I pity the fool".

Damn. I'll log onto my cleric to rez. Consent me, Colgate.

TacoSmasher
12-03-2015, 03:30 PM
sick burns bro.


lol

Redi
12-03-2015, 03:37 PM
lady boy capital

hello kitty fan boy

confirmed weirdo

Colgate
12-03-2015, 04:19 PM
having a hard time deciding who is more emotionally scarred over red99 between pgerman and drakaris

on one hand you have a guy who has multiple level 60s on the blue server, has been on the losing end of red99 for upwards of four years now, and routinely writes up essays illustrating his frustration, often including bizarre fantasies involving homosexual hillbilly rape

on the other hand you have a guy whose brain literally transformed into a kangaroo when he didn't win an item he wanted and now makes up for it with constant threats of "pushing the button" while giving us snippets from his livejournal page

tough call

Ghost of Jibekn
12-03-2015, 04:21 PM
michael goin off the deep end again

vouss
12-03-2015, 04:27 PM
I can't tell if this is a troll or if Salem actually believes this.

I would find it funny if he actually thinks this.

am i supposed to believe that colgate did show up to stomp Nihilum raids and Gongshow wasn't in Nihilum?

grannock
12-03-2015, 04:48 PM
am i supposed to believe that colgate did show up to stomp Nihilum raids and Gongshow wasn't in Nihilum?

<Denial> doesnt ever contest, but insinuates that everyone else is scared to contest so they raid at 4am. Best guild on the server.

Redi
12-03-2015, 04:49 PM
KINGS OF DA COURSE

Nirgon
12-03-2015, 05:05 PM
Colgate did such a bad job on "nightmare difficulty" he won the monk botb

vouss
12-03-2015, 05:13 PM
guess that answers that HEH

Seltius
12-03-2015, 05:16 PM
Come on guys back on track this is about having to do whatever it takes to win at PVP. You guys have had however long to discuss the past and I doubt very seriously if anything posted here about the past is anything new that hasn't been posted 10+ times. I am just too lazy to look.

Back to bragging about pretending to be someone else in another guilds TS while wearing women's pumps and makeup and nothing else in order to win at PVP in a 16yr old game. On a server that due to the player base and behavior could never truly be classic.

I tried to think of a comparison but any of the ones I thought up were either unfair to the less fortunate to compare them to or it was a horrible thing to use as an example.

Anyway back to our regularly scheduled program.

vouss
12-03-2015, 05:52 PM
love my heels, they make me feel great

Xaanka
12-03-2015, 06:09 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6b/df/a4/6bdfa4918d8ea3674a2535561151534a.jpg

Redi
12-03-2015, 06:37 PM
beautiful san fran

Lu|zSect
12-03-2015, 08:11 PM
dat pgerman IRL?

Beastagoog
12-03-2015, 08:42 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6b/df/a4/6bdfa4918d8ea3674a2535561151534a.jpg

Lol opened this thread at work had to duck hide my phone coz of this pix.

krazyGlue
12-03-2015, 10:02 PM
^^ you work ? i thought you did stage stuff

vouss
12-04-2015, 01:12 AM
beastagoog =/= beastagor

vouss = beastagor

Ragnaros
12-04-2015, 01:37 AM
ragnaros=beastagor

Beastagoog
12-04-2015, 03:54 AM
beastagoog =/= beastagor

vouss = beastagor

Lol

AzzarTheGod
12-04-2015, 04:02 AM
60 year old retired man in thailand (ladyboy capital hmmm?) hello kitty weirdo mega upset about virtual items
consider me shocked
yikes

barcode is next to come out positive.