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Lu|zSect
11-28-2015, 12:40 AM
i kwno ur mad #realTalk

ir mad

Lu|zSect
11-28-2015, 12:47 AM
ur ahome alnone

l o l triolld

Sirban
11-28-2015, 02:37 AM
Pics

AzzarTheGod
11-28-2015, 03:27 AM
pics or it didnt happen

Xaanka
11-28-2015, 04:09 AM
pity reply

Ragnaros
11-28-2015, 04:12 AM
pity reply

Xaanka
11-28-2015, 04:15 AM
I love my girl farts as much as anyone. And ill tell u guys right now that the girl with the white skirt is using fake fart effects. Im not ignorant ive been watching girl fart videos for years and ive seen tons of them. i wouldnt just call out this video for nothing, but its 100% fake. I can show you another video where the same fart sounds are used in it. If u want me to ill send u the link. Thanks everyone :)

Xaanka
11-28-2015, 04:54 AM
i hope i don't get banned for posting rl pics, but here you guys go. a picture of the blonde model who's in kimm's lap.

http://i.imgur.com/ydQlnJj.jpg

Xaanka
11-28-2015, 05:19 AM
Name: Erica

Nickname: None

Owner (Alias): Kimm Barely, Lu|zsect

Location: New York, United States

Short Bio: Made to match the girl i stalk ,much thanks to Eslade !

http://i.imgur.com/athjOUn.jpg


Vital Statistics


Bust: 34" A

Waist: 22"

Hips: 33"

Height: 5'0

Weight: 70 lbs

Bra Size: 32

Shoe Size: US 5.5

Dress Size: US XS/S

Model Date: Delivered 11/27/2015

http://i.imgur.com/j9Sd94R.png

[b]Custom Features

Body Type: RD1 2

Head Type face14 Rui

Skin Tone: Tan

Eye Color: Hazel Green Upgraded

Eye Shadow: Rose

Eye Liner: Medium

Eye Liner Color: Brown

Hair Color: Blonde

Hairstyle: 707

Nail Color: French manicure

Lip Color: Ice pink

Pubic Hair Color: Blonde

Pubic Hairstyle: Trimmed

http://i.imgur.com/itU2rcQ.png

[b]Questionnaire


Previous Appearances: Reddit, Hurb's blog

Video: Looking for Adventure.



Doll girlfriends: Courtney and Dawn my Boy Toy buddie Eslade and all the girls I follow home from the bar.

Ambition: To one day tumble into a woodchipper.

My Best Quality: My deadpan smile.

Words to Live by: "help"

I Love: Everquest forums.

I Hate: Hateraid.

Perfect Evening: With Kimm where ever he wants to go Smiling.

Untold Fantasy: [redacted]

I Feel Sexy When: Giving a lap dance-wink.

My Idea of Fun: A two day float down a remote river.

http://i.imgur.com/t5i6Xc8.png

Aphrodisiacs: Silicone lubricant

You can never have enough: Time in the closet.

My Lingerie Drawer: Everything on Jlist! uguu~

Favourite Sport: Fishing.

Favorite Position: On top, for the slight chance I will tip over and knock him out with my realistic body weight.

Favorite Musical Groups, Songs: Skrillex, Dagaku Renka (犬夜叉打樂連歌) Detroit Gay Mafia!

Favourite Artist, painting: Bob Ross.

Favourite Movies, Directors: Kakuzawa, Teruaki Murakami, Shiraki Yukino

Favourite TV Show: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Favourite Author / Books: Love Stage ラブ ステージ

Favourite Quote: "#stillmad"

Favourite Places: The basement, Kimm's bedroom in his parents house.

http://i.imgur.com/FVcSsti.png

Kergan
11-28-2015, 06:22 AM
Xaanka you are one weird fucking dude.

Farzo
11-28-2015, 07:09 AM
Name: Erica

Nickname: None

Owner (Alias): Kimm Barely, Lu|zsect

Location: New York, United States

Short Bio: Made to match the girl i stalk ,much thanks to Eslade !

http://i.imgur.com/athjOUn.jpg


Vital Statistics


Bust: 34" A

Waist: 22"

Hips: 33"

Height: 5'0

Weight: 70 lbs

Bra Size: 32

Shoe Size: US 5.5

Dress Size: US XS/S

Model Date: Delivered 11/27/2015

http://i.imgur.com/j9Sd94R.png

[b]Custom Features

Body Type: RD1 2

Head Type face14 Rui

Skin Tone: Tan

Eye Color: Hazel Green Upgraded

Eye Shadow: Rose

Eye Liner: Medium

Eye Liner Color: Brown

Hair Color: Blonde

Hairstyle: 707

Nail Color: French manicure

Lip Color: Ice pink

Pubic Hair Color: Blonde

Pubic Hairstyle: Trimmed

http://i.imgur.com/itU2rcQ.png

[b]Questionnaire


Previous Appearances: Reddit, Hurb's blog

Video: Looking for Adventure.



Doll girlfriends: Courtney and Dawn my Boy Toy buddie Eslade and all the girls I follow home from the bar.

Ambition: To one day tumble into a woodchipper.

My Best Quality: My deadpan smile.

Words to Live by: "help"

I Love: Everquest forums.

I Hate: Hateraid.

Perfect Evening: With Kimm where ever he wants to go Smiling.

Untold Fantasy: [redacted]

I Feel Sexy When: Giving a lap dance-wink.

My Idea of Fun: A two day float down a remote river.

http://i.imgur.com/t5i6Xc8.png

Aphrodisiacs: Silicone lubricant

You can never have enough: Time in the closet.

My Lingerie Drawer: Everything on Jlist! uguu~

Favourite Sport: Fishing.

Favorite Position: On top, for the slight chance I will tip over and knock him out with my realistic body weight.

Favorite Musical Groups, Songs: Skrillex, Dagaku Renka (犬夜叉打樂連歌) Detroit Gay Mafia!

Favourite Artist, painting: Bob Ross.

Favourite Movies, Directors: Kakuzawa, Teruaki Murakami, Shiraki Yukino

Favourite TV Show: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Favourite Author / Books: Love Stage ラブ ステージ

Favourite Quote: "#stillmad"

Favourite Places: The basement, Kimm's bedroom in his parents house.

http://i.imgur.com/FVcSsti.png

Lol read it all - great stuff. :o

Lu|zSect
11-28-2015, 09:34 AM
in bed this AM comfy as fuck snuggled between a delicious pair of titties
#staymad

Xaanka
11-28-2015, 09:45 AM
http://www.dollalbum.com/dollgallery/albums/userpics/13218/First_Photo_Shoot_Maid_002.jpg

Mus3t11
11-28-2015, 10:06 AM
in bed this AM comfy as fuck snuggled between a delicious pair of titties
#staymad

This dude is all ficked up. He's probably snuggled between maerilith's implants.

Samsung
11-28-2015, 10:23 AM
Lol Anime. Good post.

Uuruk
11-28-2015, 10:46 AM
I'm creating a new post with all of Kimms banned forum accounts to link to a new petition thread that you guys will be able to easily copy and paste into a petition thread to get rid of this guy.

Slathar
11-28-2015, 10:56 AM
I'm creating a new post with all of Kimms banned forum accounts to link to a new petition thread that you guys will be able to easily copy and paste into a petition thread to get rid of this guy.

cool

did you know Andis is bald

Redi
11-28-2015, 10:59 AM
Favourite Artist, painting: Bob Ross

Eslade
11-28-2015, 12:01 PM
don't check in for a couple days and shit gets weird.

Trustworthy
11-28-2015, 12:11 PM
don't check in for a couple days and shit gets weird.

Liar

Lu|zSect
11-28-2015, 12:18 PM
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/219/104/1324249657349.jpg

B4EQWASCOOL
11-28-2015, 02:48 PM
You are pathetic. Hope you get help. Fat, mad, bald, ugly and ISIS.

Dumb, too.

Uuruk
11-28-2015, 02:51 PM
Did she notice your herpes

Lu|zSect
11-28-2015, 02:55 PM
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/713/498/3ae.jpg

miraclegrow2
11-28-2015, 03:22 PM
the pic of the doll on the tailgate seals the deal.

Xaanka
11-28-2015, 06:59 PM
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/713/498/3ae.jpg

same dude

B4EQWASCOOL
11-28-2015, 07:01 PM
Did she notice your herpes

Please answer, OP.

bubur
11-28-2015, 09:07 PM
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now.”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Origin of Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
P.S. Close the borders

miraclegrow2
11-28-2015, 11:29 PM
not reading that TLDR Shit