BEER

[Layne]

What is your go to liquid beverage of choice, assuming any of you are old enough to partake?

[fiegi 8.0]

natty light

[Layne]

natty light

Come on man, reach in those pockets and splurge this is your liver we are talking about after all, cant let it go into cirrhosis over some cheap stank.

[Swish]

Anything but Coors... no idea why that's such a thing in Murica.

[dacBANe666]

bud lite lime with a shot of tabasco sauce mixed in and a small amount of my own semen spread around the rim

[Layne]

bud lite lime with a shot of tabasco sauce mixed in and a small amount of my own semen spread around the rim

Never going to one of your parties.

[Slathar]

hamms, old style, or pbr

jame-o shots all night.

[maerilith]

hot chocolate/cocoa

[maerilith]

Anything but Coors... no idea why that's such a thing in Murica.

Because it wants to be a Corona, but can't ever be a Corona.

[Swish]

Corona I love :)

[Layne]

hamms, old style, or pbr

jame-o shots all night.

PBR used to be the beer you bought to keep people out of your cooler, hipsters ruined it for all of us in the know...grrr hipsters :mad:

[Bones]

http://www.1000thingsnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/McSorelys-banner-620x300.jpg

[Layne]

^ cheers this dude knows whats up, not many oct 09's around these days!

[SamwiseRed]

Anything but Coors... no idea why that's such a thing in Murica.

i second this. coors gives me the shits everytime.

[Gardur]

Blessed to live in WA with like 8 of the best 10 breweries in the country.

IPA 8% +

Yeah I have a beard, glasses and I'm a beer snob.

Fuckin hipsters

[billhollins]

Alpha King/Zombie Dust

[SamwiseRed]

i tried getting into hipster beers but they were way too fuckin hoppy.

[billhollins]

I love dem hops

[quido]

I am clean-shaven and don't require corrective lenses, but I also prefer IPA of the Imperial variety. There's a pretty solid beer scene here in Grand Rapids, Michigan and the entire state, really.

[SamwiseRed]

i remember the last one i tried was called something like party in your mouth. they said it was extra hoppy. holy shit it was hard to finish lol. i cant even describe the taste. it wasnt bad but it wasnt good.

i dont drink much but when I do it is usually just some Tecate with lime.

[quido]

I'd just like to point out how much shitty "craft" beer is out there these days, too.

[JackFlash]

I'd just like to point out how much shitty "craft" beer is out there these days, too.

[Gardur]

I'd just like to point out how much shitty "craft" beer is out there these days, too.

Small batches =\= good

[quido]

Just because you can make your beer with peanut butter cups and jalapenos doesn't mean you should.

[karsten]

yeah you should! you could call it a pb&j

[wts]

I bought some dos equis. Those commercials are highly effective.

[Bazia]

the only alcohol i consume is vintage zima anally with a sponge

[karsten]

the only alcohol i consume is vintage zima anally with a sponge

[hammbone]

http://www.bier-index.de/images/products/schwaben-brau-das-echte/schwaben-brau-das-echte_1.jpg

[Genedin]

Convict Hill - Oatmeal Stout - Out of Austin, Texas

Shit is so dank.

[Tassador]

i only drink coronas with a lime and salt in on the rim of the bottle, while rolling down the street in my audi station wagon and a blonde wig.

[Kerwin]

usually bud light or mich ultra

[Drone]

ommegang hennepin, them belgian farmhouse style beers are super good

and bud

[Tameth]

https://fromalaskatochina.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/kasteel-bruin.jpg

go Belgium or drink your shitty northwest overhopped IPAs

[miraclegrow2]

i sold a bunch of equipment last week to a guy growing hydroponic hops

so get ready for next level shit.

[LostCause]

usually bud light or mich ultra

why even drink beer? lol

[Labanen]

go BelgiumYes, love some belgian ale.

http://www.iperdrink.it/files/2013/08/brouwerij-het-aker-gouden-carolus-cuvee-van-de-keizer-cl75.png

[iruinedyourday]

silver bullet next to a small river.

[SamwiseRed]

had a few in iraq
http://www.northerneaglebeverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ODouls-350x248.jpg

...tasted like asshole

[Kerwin]

why even drink beer? lol

why, what do you drink sir? i go to the local store for my beer not ordering offline faygate

[iruinedyourday]

if you like craft beer and you dont ask to 'taste' every bear in the bar only to order one random IPA at the end of it all and leave HAMMERED only paying for 1 drink you dont drink beer right.

[pliny the elder]

It's stout season; Lagunitas Imperial Stout. Readily available and 4.49 retail for 22oz Can't beat it !

[pliny the elder]

Honorable mention to Founders breakfast Stout (Mi) and Terrapin Wake n' Bake (Ga).

[SamwiseRed]

if you like craft beer and you dont ask to 'taste' every bear in the bar only to order one random IPA at the end of it all and leave HAMMERED only paying for 1 drink you dont drink beer right.

wutm8?

[Tameth]

if we're talking stouts, i'll go ahead and name the top 3 in the US:

http://cdn.hiconsumption.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Sierra-Nevada-Stout.jpg

[wiggleroom]

I only drink wiggles

[SamwiseRed]

I only drink wiggles

http://i.imgur.com/M9J8Gff.gif

[deian]

Newcastle brown ale. For stout.....new glarus coffee stout.

[Genedin]

if we're talking stouts, i'll go ahead and name the top 3 in the US:

http://cdn.hiconsumption.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Sierra-Nevada-Stout.jpg


Bronze tier stout

I'd it ain't at least 8% it ain't a stout I'm fucking with

[SteppinnRazor]

diet coke

[Tameth]

Bronze tier stout

I'd it ain't at least 8% it ain't a stout I'm fucking with

spoken like a man with novice level knowledge of beers.

Obsidian Stout - Dechutes (6.4%)

Kalamazoo - Bells (6.0)

Velvet Merlin - Firestone (5.5)

all excellent stouts. perhaps try a wine cooler if you judge your beverages on ABV.

[JackFlash]

the only alcohol i consume is vintage zima anally with a sponge

Connoisseur level stuff here. RIP zima....

[FAPhoenix]

Beer, currently my purchases are a light and fresh Kronnenburg Blanc. Summertime is often Corona + Lime, and as it gets colder maybe Guinness or a similar one from Quebec.

But beyond that, I have a soft spot for nice spirits. Ron Zacappa XO for a rum and Makers 46 for my bourbon. Some people have also given good advice on scotches that are similar to the makers 46. Peas the alcoholism of r99.

[krazyGlue]

Cool aid

[Kergan]

http://www.theperfectlyhappyman.com/uploads/goose-island-bourbon-county-stout.jpg

[Labanen]

http://www.theperfectlyhappyman.com/uploads/goose-island-bourbon-county-stout.jpgthat is an excellent stout, one of my favorites too, annoyingly difficult to find over here though!

Someone suggested Lagunitas, i think they make some very nice ales (Brown sugar for instance), but i never enjoyed their stouts for some reason.

If you like the coffee part of the roasted malt taste, then id recommend a semi-danish product, Mikkeller - Beer Geek Breakfast. I think its available in the US too some places. Danish brewer, but he brews his stuff at various other breweries.

[Kergan]

that is an excellent stout, one of my favorites too, annoyingly difficult to find over here though!

Someone suggested Lagunitas, i think they make some very nice ales (Brown sugar for instance), but i never enjoyed their stouts for some reason.

If you like the coffee part of the roasted malt taste, then id recommend a semi-danish product, Mikkeller - Beer Geek Breakfast. I think its available in the US too some places. Danish brewer, but he brews his stuff at various other breweries.

It's annoyingly difficult to find anywhere even near the brewery! Central Waters makes a similar product (as well as a brandywine ale) that is much easier to find but is still seasonal. Not quite as good but a more than adequate substitute.

http://www.beerfm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Central-Waters-Bourbon-Barrel-Stout.jpg

http://brew365.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/central-waters-bourbon-barrel-barleywine-ale.jpg

[Swish]

what's wrong with you all? I thought this was America.

[Seltius]

Chocolate Milk and Orange Juice.

[Seltius]

While eating a peanut butter, Jelly, and Cheese sandwich.

[Llandris]

https://celebritycruisescom.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/funky-buddha-brewery.jpg?w=640&h=360

[HippoNipple]

http://www.dallasnews.com/incoming/20121224-009.jpg.ece/BINARY/w620x413/009.JPG

This is the best local Dallas, TX stout.

[Chronoburn]

Pretty much all the local brews. Particularly higher IBU IPAs.

Minneapolis has a pretty good craft beer scene.

[El Camacho]

Bells: Kalamzoo Stout

As someone else said, there are just to many shit beers out there. There just are not enough skilled brewers to occupy all the micro breweries that are trying to get into the market.

[Tassador]

https://celebritycruisescom.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/funky-buddha-brewery.jpg?w=640&h=360

You live in Davie area? Love that brewery

[Izmael]

http://www.totallybeer.com.br/imgsist/conteudo/Leffe_at_the_table.jpg

Belgian beer FTW.

[unleashedd]

obviously murricans gave up on beer and drink designer water. btw, women drink dark beer for bigger breasts. whats your excuse, eq nerd bros?

[Rythm]

Mom and Dad stock their basement refrigerator with Corona so I drink Corona because I live in their basement.

[Genedin]

spoken like a man with novice level knowledge of beers.

Obsidian Stout - Dechutes (6.4%)

Kalamazoo - Bells (6.0)

Velvet Merlin - Firestone (5.5)

all excellent stouts. perhaps try a wine cooler if you judge your beverages on ABV.


I don't like any of those. Too weak in flavor and abv.

you keep naming main stream stouts like they are something special

if coors made a stout i bet it would make the list lol

[Seltius]

O'douls!


<--Volunteer Designated Driver most times

[miraclegrow2]

Mom and Dad stock their basement refrigerator with Corona so I drink Corona because I live in their basement.

lold

[Verenity]

I'm a big fan of most of Oskar Blues' beers, particularly Old Chub Stout (http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/2681/14712/) and their Dales Pale Ale

Also love Goose Island beers. Their classic IPA is great value for the price

[Tameth]

Pretty much all the local brews. Particularly higher IBU IPAs.

Minneapolis has a pretty good craft beer scene.

I'm a fan of Surly for big, hard hitting, often offensive IPAs. I prefer Fulton however, especially with it's proximity to Target Field.

Bells: Kalamzoo Stout

As someone else said, there are just to many shit beers out there. There just are not enough skilled brewers to occupy all the micro breweries that are trying to get into the market.

I mentioned the Kalamazoo Stout, are you saying this is a shit beer or the work of "skilled brewers" ?

I don't like any of those. Too weak in flavor and abv.

you keep naming main stream stouts like they are something special

if coors made a stout i bet it would make the list lol

you truly are special. stick with Boone's Farm

[iruinedyourday]

http://everythreeweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Screen-Shot-2015-04-05-at-2.31.45-PM-e1428258855286.png

[Chronoburn]

I'm a fan of Surly for big, hard hitting, often offensive IPAs. I prefer Fulton however, especially with it's proximity to Target Field.

Surly & Summit are probably my favorite bigger micro breweries, if that makes any sense. But Indeed Brewing in North East and Tin Whiskers in St. Paul deserve mention as well.

[Tameth]

Surly & Summit are probably my favorite bigger micro breweries, if that makes any sense. But Indeed Brewing in North East and Tin Whiskers in St. Paul deserve mention as well.

Summit is the tourist trap :D some good stuff tho.

[Kergan]

A lot of us Minnesota people here, kinda surprising considering MN is known as a wholesome midwest state filled with sometimes obnoxiously nice people. Pretty much the opposite of the type of people who play r99.

[Chronoburn]

This forum is a vicarious experience.

I always wanted to know how it felt to be a sociopath who lives in their parents basement with no hope of a future.