friday night lonliness thread

[Slathar]

hi guys. its me. slathar.

on my way to the casino (alone). just got paid from my $14 an hour job. i have nearly $600. i could buy a pizza and itd be nothing to me.

welp see you later.

[Slathar]

i aint never ran from nuttin but the police

norf side long beach

[dacBANe666]

shut up

[Slathar]

:(

[Lowlife]

love u slathar

[dacBANe666]

i'm drinking ben & jerry's beer

[vouss]

losers

[Lowlife]

losers

he wrote in the same thread as everybody else

[karsten]

best thread in the last three months, at least

#pizzalife

[Slathar]

hi all. its me. slathar.

just smoked a cigarette i found in a urinal. currently up $200.

will report back soon.

[Redi]

Norf norf

[SamwiseRed]

i like to let the ice cream in my bowl melt then drink it like a shake

[Slathar]

loneliness*

your welcome

[SamwiseRed]

*you're
u r
ur

[Slathar]

*you're
u r
ur

its youre
*shivers while clutching sausage-crafted flail*

your welcome

[SamwiseRed]

sausage makes p gud nunchucks
http://jeremyvarner.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/TMNT-2_SECRET-OF-THE-OOZE_COMBAT-COLDCUTS.png

yur wellcum

[Slathar]

hi all. its me again. slathar.

i just drank a glass of alcohol beer and im throwing up so violently now that i am having the time of my life. man this is the best.

welp time to go vomit up some lamb vindaloo.

[Slathar]

lets do it fuck talkin, we out herr we doin it

look at you

[maerilith]

k

halp me make my guild plz, u will be slightly less lonley

[vouss]

welp

[Marras]

Slather pal, you need me to log in and pl you your 19th lvl 60?

[Pik]

come join the real fun at https://www.reddit.com/r/*************/

[Myfather]

come join the real fun at https://www.reddit.com/r/*************/

Let me guess. You're not crazy.

[Eslade]

it's Friday?

[Pik]

Let me guess. You're not crazy.

Hi hateraid, sorry i posted all ur pics and sent ur request for mental help to the air force

[Tradesonred]

http://cdn.thelisticles.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1285.jpg

[Slathar]

http://cdn.thelisticles.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1285.jpg

you eat of garbage bins and sell comic books online for a living. youre a vegan and severely socially inept on the internet. have a blessed day.

[Tassador]

dont forget he is over 30 riding a bicycle lol.

[wiggleroom]

It's Friday night find a wiggle room and just wiggle find a wiggle room and just wiggle.

[Slathar]

dont forget he is over 30 riding a bicycle lol.

just when i thought it couldnt get any worse

[Redi]

http://cdn.thelisticles.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1285.jpg

rofl

[Swish]

what $14 per hour job? just curious

[Slathar]

what $14 per hour job? just curious

i am an assistant sommelier at chipotle

[AzzarTheGod]

i am an assistant sommelier at chipotle

no way that pays 14/hr srry pal.

[Pik]

assistant TO the sommelier

[hammbone]

dont forget he is over 30 riding a bicycle lol.

since when is this a bad thing?

I ride a bike when I can and drive my Audi A6... you just a fat 'merican?

[Tassador]

since when is this a bad thing?

I ride a bike when I can and drive my Audi A6... you just a fat 'merican?

Yes it is a bad thing. Also you have a girly car, enjoy blowing dudes in the back seat.

[hammbone]

Yes it is a bad thing. Also you have a girly car, enjoy blowing dudes in the back seat.

lol - u fat and mad. You driving a festiva or minivan with all that hate?

[Slathar]

since when is this a bad thing?

I ride a bike when I can and drive my Audi A6... you just a fat 'merican?

sorry bro but audi A6? what are your favorite kind of yoga pants?

im guessing lulu lemon

[SamwiseRed]

also why you calling people fat when you got a pair of man tits yourself?
http://i60.tinypic.com/212cpjb.jpg

[hammbone]

also why you calling people fat when you got a pair of man tits yourself?
http://i60.tinypic.com/212cpjb.jpg

Haters gonna hate - riding out on my Schwinn bike and Audi A6.

Not sure if you've ever seen one... here is a web pic

https://ricstorageprod.blob.core.windows.net/pictures/3151036/olx_mobilitat_autos_12107078_big_63557776240384896 4.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

looks like a station wagon

[Tassador]

looks like a station wagon

For girls lol

[Slathar]

nice station wagon.

you should drive for Uber, you can charge .15 cents more a mile with that station wagon.

[hammbone]

looks like a station wagon

holy shit! you do go outside!
It looks like that because it is...

[SamwiseRed]

holy shit! you do go outside!
It looks like that because it is...

gratz on being the designated driver for your gay posse.

[hammbone]

gratz on being the designated driver for your gay posse.

http://cliparts.co/cliparts/Bca/pkg/Bcapkg7c8.gif

[hammbone]

gratz on being the designated driver for your gay posse.

what's wrong cuckwise? What are you driving around?

[SamwiseRed]

http://www.liketotally80s.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ferris-buellers-day-off-2.jpg

[hammbone]

http://www.liketotally80s.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ferris-buellers-day-off-2.jpg

Is that you about to get cucked in the car by your ex girl?

[Tassador]

pretty sure no girls are getting in the chub bear wagon lol

[hammbone]

pretty sure no girls are getting in the chub bear wagon lol

These the type of girls you talkin'bout?

http://www.legitscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Consuela.png

[SamwiseRed]

quoting a child molester isn't helping your case.

[Xaanka]

Haters gonna hate - riding out on my Schwinn bike and Audi A6.

Not sure if you've ever seen one... here is a web pic

https://ricstorageprod.blob.core.windows.net/pictures/3151036/olx_mobilitat_autos_12107078_big_63557776240384896 4.jpg

lol those are boring as fuck and depreciate like none other. should have spent a little more and gotten the s4 avant.

[Xaanka]

like, my 27 year old 3 series is worth more than a 3 year old a6 i can't think of a better way to put it

[hammbone]

like, my 27 year old 3 series is worth more than a 3 year old a6 i can't think of a better way to put it

I don't have to concern myself with the car's future worth... and I fucking love it!

[hammbone]

quoting a child molester isn't helping your case.

What ya getting touchy about? Was just asking if those are the types of girls he was referring to... you know, as I drive around my "gay posse".

Grats on being a failhard and giving up on life with that one there, Cuckwise.

[hammbone]

lol those are boring as fuck and depreciate like none other. should have spent a little more and gotten the s4 avant.

Maybe you should take one for a test drive. the ride is crazy smooth and everything is well engineered. Check it out before ya hate away

[Xaanka]

I don't have to concern myself with the car's future worth... and I fucking love it!

i feel that, it's not like i'd ever sell my car either. that's when you know it's a good one.

Maybe you should take one for a test drive. the ride is crazy smooth and everything is well engineered. Check it out before ya hate away

haven't driven the c7's, but i was looking into c6 wagons a couple years ago. agree on all of that. a little big and way too heavy for my tastes (like all modern cars, tbh) but the only thing stopping me from buying one was this

http://i.imgur.com/XSxvhFW.jpg

"service position"

i work on my own cars... nnnope!

[SamwiseRed]

What ya getting touchy about? Was just asking if those are the types of girls he was referring to... you know, as I drive around my "gay posse".

Grats on being a failhard and giving up on life with that one there, Cuckwise.

not even sure what this means. i am just going to assume drugs.

[Necrodamus Nostradamus]

http://media.giphy.com/media/13F5RxVsTKUeFq/giphy.gif

[hammbone]

not even sure what this means. i am just going to assume drugs.

Word on the street was you were dicking down Consuela after you became cuckwise. Thems the bitches you I should be worried about in my "gay posse" or getting in my wagon?

[Xaanka]

poz me up

[hammbone]

"service position"

i work on my own cars... nnnope!

Can't deny that. I got a BMW 3 series too - simply changing the headlight requires way too much work and disassemble. Seems like this is the norm now for Germany.

[AzzarTheGod]

Can't deny that. I got a BMW 3 series too - simply changing the headlight requires way too much work and disassemble. Seems like this is the norm now for Germany.

How long is a headlight supposed to last?

Put 90k on mine so far with no problems, aside from the running lights starting to flicker.

Seems like they are good for several years unless you get bad luck?

[hammbone]

around 50k kilometers, bulbs may last anywhere from 2K to 4K hrs use.

[AzzarTheGod]

Ah my luck must be due to all highway driving and very fast rates of speed decreasing my actual running time, will probably have a headlight failure in the next couple weeks. Its overdue.

[Kergan]

It is weird how every single person here drives an Audi and/or BMW.

Legit.

[hammbone]

It is weird how every single person here drives an Audi and/or BMW.

Legit.

calling me a lie?

[hammbone]

It is weird how every single person here drives an Audi and/or BMW.

Legit.

Honestly, what I find weird is how many losers there are here who accept the conditions they have and don't aspire for more.

[Tassador]

How many times are you going to post about your Wonder Woman station wagon?

[hammbone]

How many times are you going to post about your Wonder Woman station wagon?

what do you drive?

[hammbone]

what do you drive?

or do you fall in the total failure category?

[Kerwin]

300zx twin turbo

nissan baby

[SamwiseRed]

I've never met a straight male who aspired to drive an Audi especially when they still lived with their parents. yiKes.

[Tassador]

what do you drive?

a car made for men.

[hammbone]

I've never met a straight male who aspired to drive an Audi especially when they still lived with their parents. yiKes.

Never met a straight male who gets cucked by the mailman, cries about it on the forums, then stoops lower and starts banging Consuela.

[Mus3t11]

Friday night loneliness:

<TMO> tells <Empire>, "Can we please do some PvE guys?"

[Xaanka]

300zx twin turbo

nissan baby

nice :cool: those are some of the best looking production cars of all time. such a good looking car lamborghini used the 300zx headlights on the Diablo. I've always wanted one, but I know if I'm going to start a Nissan project, it's going to be a datsun 510.

[Xaanka]

so far <TMO> has the best taste in cars

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/RedZ32.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZbZwD22.png

really needs a detail in this pic... i know there's at least 3 or 4 others in TMO with clean e30's.

[hammbone]

so far <TMO> has the best taste in cars

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/RedZ32.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZbZwD22.png

really needs a detail in this pic... i know there's at least 3 or 4 others in TMO with clean e30's.

get ready for the hate but bet your ass none of them haters are willing to pipe up/post pics.

[Xaanka]

get ready for the hate but bet your ass none of them haters are willing to pipe up/post pics.

i mean if someone wants to hate on a meticulously maintained 100% oem model of the most desirable year/make of the second highest appreciating car on the current market, be my guest i guess??

[SamwiseRed]

Never met a straight male who gets cucked by the mailman, cries about it on the forums, then stoops lower and starts banging Consuela.

I have no fucking idea what you are even talking about. Sorry, I don't speak faggot.

[Star]

Not sure what good having a nice car is when you play Everquest 12 hours a day and sit on forums the other 12.

[Xaanka]

Not sure what good having a nice car is when you play Everquest 12 hours a day and sit on forums the other 12.

Only reason I've been on so much lately, is I took a month off work for medical reasons (i have AIDS) but you're right it's pretty pathetic

[SamwiseRed]

Only reason I've been on so much lately, is I took a month off work for medical reasons (i have AIDS) but you're right it's pretty pathetic

inappropriately lol'd

[vouss]

bump

[AzzarTheGod]

Only reason I've been on so much lately, is I took a month off work for medical reasons (i have AIDS) but you're right it's pretty pathetic

Do you get any protections from the Dept of Labor for having a medical condition? If the employer knew before hiring you, I assume they have to respect it. Wonder what happens if you get new medical conditions during the job itself.

I always figured they could just fire your ass, just not directly. Layoff, decrease work, draw-down, make you quit.

[Xaanka]

Do you get any protections from the Dept of Labor for having a medical condition? If the employer knew before hiring you, I assume they have to respect it. Wonder what happens if you get new medical conditions during the job itself.

I always figured they could just fire your ass, just not directly. Layoff, decrease work, draw-down, make you quit.

my boss gave me AIDS, actually

[Xaanka]

from fucking my wife.... well cuck'd!

[Tassador]

get ready for the hate but bet your ass none of them haters are willing to pipe up/post pics.

man you are obsessed with woman cars

[AzzarTheGod]

from fucking my wife.... well cuck'd!

Some would say that is living the dream. Sektors among others can feel envy.

[hammbone]

i mean if someone wants to hate on a meticulously maintained 100% oem model of the most desirable year/make of the second highest appreciating car on the current market, be my guest i guess??

does it come with a mullet?
https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/lmooweb-media/images/22744269-a5c0-49ef-899f-5959af66b6ba.jpg

[Xaanka]

you know it.

[hammbone]

I have no fucking idea what you are even talking about. Sorry, I don't speak faggot.

remember when samwise asked p1999 for advice about the mailman banging his wife
http://xxxbunker.com/8705507.jpg


You sure about that cuckwise?

[SamwiseRed]

what does the pedos made up story have to do with anything? happily married for 10 years.

[Xaanka]

I've got some issues. I recently found a better paying job and started working out. These things have done wonders for my self-esteem. But I am still scraping by because I live in a city with exploding rent prices.

I've fallen in love with a girl but the problem is that she only exists on my computer screen. In fact the circumstances which led to me developing this obsession are ridiculous. She is a camgirl on the popular camsite Chaturbate. I know how pathetic this is but knowing doesn't help me. I think about it all the time. The highlight of my day is logging on in the evening and chatting with her. Her channel is popular and it can be difficult to stand out from the crowd but when I get a response it makes my whole night.

She checks the boxes for all of my fetishes. I have a thing for women with colored hair, particularly the unnatural shades of blue and pink that girls who have been overexposed to the internet sometimes have. I can't settle for a regular girl because this fetish excites me more than anything else. I can not compromise on this. I have found similarly attractive girls while browsing OKcupid but I can't seem to elicit a response. No matter how much care I take in crafting a message, I am ignored.

It is starting to affect other aspects of my life. I don't sleep nights, I watch because it is the best part of my day. Sleep-deprivation isn't even the half of it. I am exhausted by the lengthy edging sessions at night. The excitement and escape I feel are the only thing keeping me going. I need it more than I need water or shelter. Some times I drink to wash away the pain. It works surprisingly well and I don't think about my problem for some time. I have thought about contacting her in moments of desperation but I have been unable to sleuth up any contact info, even after throwing money at the problem.

Which brings me to a secondary problem dependent on the first. I am facing genuine lifestyle restrictions because of the money I am spending on the site. I barely eat and I subsist mostly on Folgers and an old drum of tobacco which is running out. The threshold between not eating well and not making rent is getting very thin.

How do I solve my problem? I feel like this pursuit is why I am alive. The entire rest of my life is like a dull throb and malaise. I can hardly bear it but I don't have the stones or the drive to end it.

[maerilith]

I've got some issues. I recently found a better paying job and started working out. These things have done wonders for my self-esteem. But I am still scraping by because I live in a city with exploding rent prices.

I've fallen in love with a girl but the problem is that she only exists on my computer screen. In fact the circumstances which led to me developing this obsession are ridiculous. She is a camgirl on the popular camsite Chaturbate. I know how pathetic this is but knowing doesn't help me. I think about it all the time. The highlight of my day is logging on in the evening and chatting with her. Her channel is popular and it can be difficult to stand out from the crowd but when I get a response it makes my whole night.

She checks the boxes for all of my fetishes. I have a thing for women with colored hair, particularly the unnatural shades of blue and pink that girls who have been overexposed to the internet sometimes have. I can't settle for a regular girl because this fetish excites me more than anything else. I can not compromise on this. I have found similarly attractive girls while browsing OKcupid but I can't seem to elicit a response. No matter how much care I take in crafting a message, I am ignored.

It is starting to affect other aspects of my life. I don't sleep nights, I watch because it is the best part of my day. Sleep-deprivation isn't even the half of it. I am exhausted by the lengthy edging sessions at night. The excitement and escape I feel are the only thing keeping me going. I need it more than I need water or shelter. Some times I drink to wash away the pain. It works surprisingly well and I don't think about my problem for some time. I have thought about contacting her in moments of desperation but I have been unable to sleuth up any contact info, even after throwing money at the problem.

Which brings me to a secondary problem dependent on the first. I am facing genuine lifestyle restrictions because of the money I am spending on the site. I barely eat and I subsist mostly on Folgers and an old drum of tobacco which is running out. The threshold between not eating well and not making rent is getting very thin.

How do I solve my problem? I feel like this pursuit is why I am alive. The entire rest of my life is like a dull throb and malaise. I can hardly bear it but I don't have the stones or the drive to end it.

My goal is hair just like you describe. We can make something work. You cannot be this obsessed in our relationship though. Seriously. You have to do U. I can't just be your doll/plaything like you have online.

[hammbone]

what does the pedos made up story have to do with anything? happily married for 10 years.

Got cucked, didn't know how to react, discovered you liked it and now you're officially cuckwise?

[Pik]

gyno confirmed child wizard from cameroon

[AzzarTheGod]

Got cucked, didn't know how to react, discovered you liked it and now you're officially cuckwise?

Many people enjoy the cuck life.

[Bazia]

literally no idea where the cuck troll came from considering I probably knew sam better than anyone else on the server

[maerilith]

It kept the thread alive after Xaanaka and I posted :)

[Xaanka]

My goal is hair just like you describe. We can make something work. You cannot be this obsessed in our relationship though. Seriously. You have to do U. I can't just be your doll/plaything like you have online.

let's run away to a far off place and get married :o

[maerilith]

let's run away to a far off place and get married :o

My body is almost ready ;)

[Swish]

let's run away to a far off place and get married :o


My body is almost ready ;)

https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnnYtcFVkaFgBFK/giphy.gif

[SamwiseRed]

cuck must be a 4chan thing. i dont get it.

[Pik]

sektors is a low t beta cuck and it just sort of became apparent

[HippoNipple]

lol those are boring as fuck and depreciate like none other. should have spent a little more and gotten the s4 avant.

Only poor people or Asians care about car depreciation.

[Xaanka]

Only poor people or Asians care about car depreciation.

good thing i don't have to care about depreciation either because it's appreciating

[Xaanka]

https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnnYtcFVkaFgBFK/giphy.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1o1LgGlV88

[Xaanka]

wait this is the link i was goin for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9ALaS8lHGM

[hammbone]

wait this is the link i was goin for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9ALaS8lHGM

that was bad... try this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c