Raid Scene Proposal

[Jeni]

With guilds like Casual Scum, Empire, TMO, and Friends starting to field 15+ members regularly for raids and each guild continuing recruitment, it is only a short matter of time until there will be competition over the end game raid mobs. I am proposing the following things to keep the atmosphere away from becoming anything similar to what it was with Nihilum running the show. My aim is to keep the raid scene relatively casual, civil, and fun. I'd like this to be an open brainstorm session, and I'd like people to refrain from shitting this thread up and perpetuating the issues that this server currently has.

- Agreements not to over-recruit. Every single raid mob in the game can be killed with 8 or fewer groups. When your guild begins exceeding say 50 people at each raid, stop recruiting entirely. Numbers will naturally go down over time, and if they don't, I'm willing to bet that there is always a person or two in every guild that deserves to be kicked out. Nothing was worse than before where, at times, the only competition between Empire and the rest of the server was who could recruit more new players and sustain those numbers week after week. In the long run, this should lead to new guilds forming and even more chaos when several guilds are competing for the same mob(s), while lowering the chance that one single guild will monopolize content.

- Spread raid mob timers far apart to more reasonable times. This one is mostly directed at Empire, considering they have all the important raid mobs on lockdown right now. Regardless of how you guys feel, a majority of the server does not want to wake up before noon on a Sunday. My idea would be to spread King Tormax, Dain, Yelinak, Vulak'Aerr, and Dozekar the Cursed to different days entirely, and try to keep them in a more primetime slot. These are the only mobs that most of the raid scene cares about, and keeping them all on one day only promotes a winner-take-all environment that existed with Empire around. I think we all know that whoever won that King Tormax fight on repop day took every single raid mob thereafter 19 out of 20 times. When one side loses, many people often get demoralized and log off for the day, and then they have to wait 6 more days until they get another shot at any of the mobs they care to fight over. I believe that having the important raid mobs several different days of the week will keep more people logging in even if they lost the previous fight. It will create far more opportunities for mass PvP, thus lowering the odds that one guild will keep everything on lockdown.

- Keep it civil both in-game and on the forums. This will not only benefit the raid scene, but server population in general. Controlling your members who want to spam /ooc, shit up the forums, grief people on twinks, etc. will keep more newbies interested in leveling up to join us at the endgame. For instance, after mass pvp over a raid mob happens, the winning guild should kill the NPC, then offer to rez the opposing side's clerics and allow them to clear out. People should be cordial and not constantly give the community insight into whatever personality/social disorder they're currently suffering. Following this philosophy will allow us to police the server ourselves instead of relying on petitionquest every single day. If a guild foregoes this idea and decides that they'd rather act like pieces of shit, then the rest of us can make a concentrated effort to treat them like pieces of shit.

It's time to become men about it pals.

[SamwiseRed]

The zerg mentality is entrenched way to deep in the minds of the neckbeards that play here. Would be cool tho.

[HippoNipple]

Wanting Empire to change the timers of their current raid schedule is probably a stretch. It might not be the best time for everyone but noon on a Sunday is pretty casual. They probably like that they can log in and knock out all the important encounters in 1 day.

If you are wanting them to spread it out over 3-4 days then they will probably need to recruit more to keep the numbers around 50 for 3-4 days, vs 1 day. That pretty much hurts your 1st objective of over recruiting. Having the timers lumped in to one day is your best bet and being able to promote smaller and more competitive guilds.

[krazyGlue]

i dont see this happening . but good luck

[krazyGlue]

oh btw we should address this ninja looting thing. its kinda scummy imo

[Zack Morris]

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[TacoSmasher]

tl;dr

high levels of autism and mad ITT

[snufzaimoverlord]

How about tmo casual scum and friends get 50 people together and go kill vymme, talking about raid mobs you haven't even seen is hilarious. Not to mention the reason for recruiting is the high amount of burn out on red99 , the moment you stop recruiting you shoot yourself in the foot.

Empire crootin.

[Redi]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nJnkysxTFyc/VcwlC3zpulI/AAAAAAAAFKM/rAYvrTzCaqo/s1600/Wall_of_Text.jpg

[Guido]

love you jeni

but nothings gonna change unless you make it change

ive been around the eq block - same shit since 99

recruit and contest, sirkens famous words

[snufzaimoverlord]

Also empire kills every mob primetime Mon-Thursday, no raids Fri-Sun besides this ninja fear patch. I mean, we don't keep this shit a secret.

[Malevz]

Obvious troll is obvious.

[Rhuobhe]

Raiding is already casual enough

[Tassador]

This is the optimomy of tldr by op. text book definition bravo

[Jeni]

How about tmo casual scum and friends get 50 people together and go kill vymme, talking about raid mobs you haven't even seen is hilarious. Not to mention the reason for recruiting is the high amount of burn out on red99 , the moment you stop recruiting you shoot yourself in the foot.

Empire crootin.

so you're suggesting i either:

mass recruit to where if anything spawns on a weekday we'll have well over 40-50 people

or

somehow convince all these people that don't/can't play on weekdays to log in anyway?

this is the exact response Colgate and Empire gave: "you know the timers, come do something about it" to which people said pretty much what i'm saying right now

how do you not see that?

[Swish]

those were a lot of words

[heartbrand]

Being laid off from enterprise does have one benefit: more time to create elf sim essays

[Zack Morris]

http://www.fadedindustry.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/DasGym.gif

[Nirgon]

Hi HBK wuts Kraken pal :)

[SamwiseRed]

The people preaching recruit and contest :rolleyes:

[Redi]

Stop worrying about other guilds and focus on making your 9 person guild appealing enough to get the.amount of people required to kill anything in velious.

[dis_mornin]

Should I be cringing or laughing? I'm confused.

[TacoSmasher]

Original post is full of so much retarded shit its hard to know where to start.

Raid timers are already spread, most of ntov has been popped for several days now. All velious raid timers are prime time for north america. Your whole paragraph on raid timers just shows how clueless and retarded you are. Same goes for your paragraph on recruitment.

Keep things civil, LOL. comming from one of the worst offenders of frivolous, shitty forumquest. You spent an undetermined amount of time compiling data from empires raid attendance and attempted to create a scandal out of nothing. It was equal parts entertainment and feeling bad for how dull your life must be to invest that much effort. Also all of those posts about empire exploiting sleepers not even a week ago. Now you want everyone to make nice, kek.


You must be a embarrassing <friends> pretty bad right now. This thread is very cringey/pathetic/blue.

If anyone should have made a thread like this it should have been Casual scum or tmo, as they are making some velly gains outside of camping binds and not going full retard on the forums. But i imagine they have more respect for their guild tags.

OP is either good troll or full retard.

[Nirgon]

Give back the gear from Miley and they may be interested in discussion

[Jeni]

no, i'm saying that in order to have 30 people online on a weekday, we'll end up having 40-50+ on weekends because there are a lot of people that don't play on weekdays.

[Troubled]

gr8 b8

[Malevz]

Taco summed that up very well.

[SamwiseRed]

Hard to not cringe with this thread gave me a seizure

[fiegi 8.0]

bring back "the good guys" and contest

[Nirgon]

Move to blue forums pls

[SamwiseRed]

Just make the server blue

[Jeni]

The following mobs are from 7pm-11pm Eastern Time zone on Monday-Thursday:

Dozekar the Cursed
Lendy the Keeper
Eashan of Sky
Ikitiar the Venom
Klandicar
Statue of Rallos Zek
King Tormax
Entirety of North Temple of Veeshan
Sleeper's Tomb
Dain Frostreaver

Recruit/contest as your former leader said Jeni. I eagerly await your response.

so for the raid mobs that people actually care about:

you want us to either zerg recruit in order to contest, or don't contest at all

?

[TacoSmasher]

You have no idea what numbers or strats are required to kill those mobs.

Stop posting please

[Smedy]

Just make the server blue

this

and then open discord, take away perma death, keep the rest

enjoy

[Redi]

Jeni speaking on behalf of friends

Good good

[TacoSmasher]

this

and then open discord, take away perma death, keep the rest

enjoy

mfw its only <friends> making these type of posts:

http://www.project1999.com/forums/image.php?u=13748&dateline=1443421143

[miraclegrow2]

The world is your oyster jeni

[Zack Morris]

The only mads are unemployeds and cucks
and the unemployed cucks

YikeS

[Nirgon]

Add item loot to red

Move to resolved

[miraclegrow2]

holy shit zack is kimm finally got passed the new account screens.

hey dude can i have luls? you still got that 34 sk pm me : )

[Sirban]

I'm not reading all of that fucking shit

[iruinedyourday]

How about pvp For content and you stfu with this blue altari lookn shit.

[Jeni]

so you're telling me to either train or stall in NToV for a ludicrous amount of time, both of which are shitty compared to Colgate agreeing to do things for the benefit of the entire server, which is what he talked about wanting to do all along

now that it comes down to it? he doesn't want to negotiate at all

[Redi]

Man you sound obsessed

[derpcake]

dat server cycle

[Jeni]

I'm not reading all of that fucking shit

i copy/pasted those logs into teamspeak at 10:46 AM EST

maybe you logged in after that? are you on that list?

[Redi]

Sounds like he should join a guild interested in doing more than vox and naggy.

[TacoSmasher]

so you're telling me to either train or stall in NToV for a ludicrous amount of time, both of which are shitty compared to Colgate agreeing to do things for the benefit of the entire server, which is what he talked about wanting to do all along

now that it comes down to it? he doesn't want to negotiate at all



IMO friends should totally give up lodizal/stormfeather/unicorn timers. Once this is complete <empire> should allow 1 uninterrupted velious raid attempt to jeni's imaginary velious raid force for each throne they hand over.

[Jeni]

"Zerg recruit?" I've never seen Friends field the appropriate amount of people necessary for Aaryner or Vyemm, why should we cater to a group of 10-15 people who don't have the necessary force for mobs?

You don't have to zerg recruit, maybe you can create alliances between TMO/Friends/Casual Scum/Pande? or wait, that's not Friends MO is it? Figured not.

Regardless of what Friends want, you have neither the members nor the knowledge to do any of the encounters, and subsequently, that makes you a non-factor in any discussion regarding them.

TMO on the other hand, freely does things like Halls of Testing and even Derakor the Vindicator without Empire interference. Wonder what the difference between Friends and TMO is.

there is absolutely no way we can field 30 people on a weekday right now

we can come very close to fielding 30 people on a weekend

in order for us to field 30 on a weekday, we have to recruit another 10-20 people

at that point, we will have well over 40 people on weekends

how do you not understand this?

[TacoSmasher]

please leave mobs up for the one day a week my team can field the numbers. Lol wtf is this shit?

even if you could field the numbers you arent doing much outside of vindi without a damn near perfect class comp at 30-40 bodies. how do you not understand how stupid you look? you seem to think your suggestions in this thread are reasonable

what a cuck

[Redi]

there is absolutely no way we can field 30 people on a weekday right now

we can come very close to fielding 30 people on a weekend

in order for us to field 30 on a weekday, we have to recruit another 10-20 people

at that point, we will have well over 40 people on weekends

how do you not understand this?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/288fdb7ae42efab49def2036ce40f1d0/tumblr_mg9yc0rTvh1qjccmko1_500.gif

[magician]

feel like dis is a trowl post

[dis_mornin]

there is absolutely no way we can field 30 people on a weekday right now

we can come very close to fielding 30 people on a weekend

in order for us to field 30 on a weekday, we have to recruit another 10-20 people

at that point, we will have well over 40 people on weekends

how do you not understand this?

Just off the top of my head.. Since Thursday, 18 raid targets have been up all weekend.

How do you not understand this?

[Xaanka]

what's really holding the server back, is how divided the opposition playerbase is. there are more than enough players who aren't in empire, to kill these mobs (which empire often leaves up) and even more than enough to contest empire on more valued targets. but it will never happen because tmo/casual/friends don't get along with each other. too many bitter nerds and petty grudges out there for two guilds to work together to achieve a common goal.

[Xaanka]

that's coming from an opposition player. it's no secret that empire's being sloppy and leaving mobs up... because they know no single guild can field the force to do any of this content, and we won't work together due to our petty squabbles...

[miraclegrow2]

Heres a simple fact, the population of red99 is low

without boxing you have 1 option, overcome whatever petty indifferences you have with players and group and kill bosses


we already have empire, a large guild capable of killing stuff, what we need is another said large guild

which can be compromised of casual scum, friends and TMO

plain and simple

[Jeni]

please leave mobs up for the one day a week my team can field the numbers. Lol wtf is this shit?

even if you could field the numbers you arent doing much outside of vindi without a damn near perfect class comp at 30-40 bodies. how do you not understand how stupid you look? you seem to think your suggestions in this thread are reasonable

what a cuck

a majority of our playerbase is 60, has kunark gear, etc.

we won't be ready to contest empire for several weeks, seeing as a vast majority of your roster is level 60 and very well geared

the point of this thread was a general idea going forward to determine the future of the server

[TacoSmasher]

you must be trolling at this point or we all underestimated how retarded you are.

[Ragnaros]

this is hilarious A+ jeni

[Nirgon]

Might I suggest leaving Friends out of that alliance?

[Jeni]

Might I suggest leaving Friends out of that alliance?

what?

[georgie]

andis is bald irl

[Colgate]

yea i'm snortling

goog thread, no1 gets it

[Ragnaros]

yeah first thing that came to my mind colgate..how does anyone not remember this?

[Stalos_]

this thread went over several forum nerd's heads in a single bound. Between this and the dragon thread I'd say Friends winning the fq game.

[Jeni]

i simply want a server that isn't focused around a few very insane individuals ruining it for everyone else

it would appear at this point that a lot of these azrael people have an obsession with "revenge gearing" against people who are banned and/or do not play here anymore

the brain rot is real

[Jeni]

oops lazy copy paste well guess the jig is up anyway

[Mudslinger]

- Spread raid mob timers far apart to more reasonable times. This one is mostly directed at Empire, considering they have all the important raid mobs on lockdown right now. Regardless of how you guys feel, a majority of the server does not want to wake up before noon on a Sunday. My idea would be to spread King Tormax, Dain, Yelinak, Vulak'Aerr, and Dozekar the Cursed to different days entirely, and try to keep them in a more primetime slot. These are the only mobs that most of the raid scene cares about, and keeping them all on one day only promotes a winner-take-all environment that existed with Empire around. I think we all know that whoever won that King Tormax fight on repop day took every single raid mob thereafter 19 out of 20 times. When one side loses, many people often get demoralized and log off for the day, and then they have to wait 6 more days until they get another shot at any of the mobs they care to fight over. I believe that having the important raid mobs several different days of the week will keep more people logging in even if they lost the previous fight. It will create far more opportunities for mass PvP, thus lowering the odds that one guild will keep everything on lockdown.
.
Those mobs you listed are killed on the servers prime time est / cst stop crying you want the mobs moved out of prime time

[Redi]

Thanks, c you in vulaks lair.

[Efwan]

Just off the top of my head.. Since Thursday, 18 raid targets have been up all weekend.

How do you not understand this?

what's really holding the server back, is how divided the opposition playerbase is. there are more than enough players who aren't in empire, to kill these mobs (which empire often leaves up) and even more than enough to contest empire on more valued targets. but it will never happen because tmo/casual/friends don't get along with each other. too many bitter nerds and petty grudges out there for two guilds to work together to achieve a common goal.

Here's a story that's sad but trueeee. Targets have been left up since velious released, but people holding grudges from years ago, or lack the ability to differentiate pvp and griefing etc are huge downfalls for "The Resistance".

[HippoNipple]

https://media.giphy.com/media/5xtDarnF5pX3ngJ3nfa/giphy.gif

[iiNGloriouS]

Love how Jeni swang Duke nuts. Now calls for a proposal.


Ya'll motherfuckers worry about dragons too much. And you all say you don't. But deep down, everybody knows you've got lust for pixels that can't be quenched.

[Jeni]

Here's a story that's sad but trueeee. Targets have been left up since velious released, but people holding grudges from years ago, or lack the ability to differentiate pvp and griefing etc are huge downfalls for "The Resistance".

this is very similar to how when nihilum was disbanded, holocaust attempted to look like the "good guys" by constantly promoting server health, willingness to compromise with other raid guilds, taking a stand against recruitment, etc.

but now that they're actually being confronted to negotiate, they're very quick to say "we will not discuss this. we decide when raid mobs get killed."

[Mudslinger]

Naw jeni holo said recruit and contest the other idiots on the server tried to be elitists and didnt want to invite new players into their "crews" and have to share loots so they didn't recruit ....... what you have is a direct consequence of their decisions

[Jeni]

Love how Jeni swang Duke nuts. Now calls for a proposal.


Ya'll motherfuckers worry about dragons too much. And you all say you don't. But deep down, everybody knows you've got lust for pixels that can't be quenched.

remember when you begged to join holocaust and then 3 days later started spouting off in /ooc that you'd never join holocuast?

nothing you say holds any value

[Huelath]

yall are dumb

this is the equivalent of the navy seal copypasta

[HippoNipple]

http://secretgeek.net/image/gump_144.jpg

[krazyGlue]

TMO welcomes everyone and all guilds . To tempary put aside our differences for a common goal Pve or pvp .

[Jeni]

I got to take off guys. If anyone wants to respond for me with Colgate's lines we are currently his last post on page 11.

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=164929

[Efwan]

this is very similar to how when nihilum was disbanded, holocaust attempted to look like the "good guys" by constantly promoting server health, willingness to compromise with other raid guilds, taking a stand against recruitment, etc.

but now that they're actually being confronted to negotiate, they're very quick to say "we will not discuss this. we decide when raid mobs get killed."

To be blunt honest, I could give a fuck less about Empire this isn't even about them. I'm talking purely resistance here, Velious content + the extra ct/inny now is impossible to poopsock it all on their "casual" schedule, but they are not forced to strain themselves at all because noone is contesting them in any form or fashion because of the aforementioned issues I said before. I don't blame empire for killing mobs when they want to especially since it's not like these mobs are in 3 am windows, why would they care about us when they make their raid schedule?

[ducktv]

holy shit. lmao, whoosh to everyone in this thread. I fucking love you Jeni.

[Jettison]

I don't post much, but I've been reading these forums longer than almost everyone lol. I saw this one right away. Great post Jeni :)

[JboxCSU]

Outstanding thread.

Will read again.

[Colgate]

JESUS

[SamwiseRed]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4541192/seizure-o.gif

[TacoSmasher]

havent been around long enough to get this parody thread, wooshed me for sure.

op is still a fag

[Genedin]

Didn't read through post or thread.

This is just you copying and pasting Colgate's raid proposal back when Nilly got disbanded and Azrael was running the server right?

[iruinedyourday]

pras happy keklleween

[magician]

digging through old posts

forum quest is the sunshine of his day (jeni)

yikes

[Dacuk]

https://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bjr0xDHj1rbsctpo1_500.jpg

[Kergan]

FQ at it's finest, bravo Jeni.

[Mus3t11]

Y'all just need to quit playing Red99.

EQ pvp had it's day. VZTZ.

inb4 Boyking jealous he didn't play on the greatest pvp emu EQ will ever see.

[Nirgon]

Um what about that server was good exactly? Unchecked macro quest?

[Mus3t11]

Um what about that server was good exactly? Unchecked macro quest?

That's the only zergling defense you guys come up with. "VZTZ had MQers."

VZTZ held a lesser value on raiding (increased drop rates // a good portion of planar gear wasn't no drop)

VZTZ had more of a pvp focus.

One can only hope a pvp emu server comes out. Till then, FQ and RL.

[Awwalike]

funny thing is colgate posted this exact paragraph and everyone jocked his dick for it.


2 weeks later empire has 100+

[Tassador]

funny thing is colgate posted this exact paragraph and everyone jocked his dick for it.


2 weeks later empire has 100+

do you really want to kill the same thing 400 times so that all your close personal friends get one? probably not, fact is this game is 15 years old and still super fun people are having a blast!

[Barladore]

Lolololo

[Farzo]

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[Farzo]

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[Nirgon]

nice revisionist history

mq box with 2boxing is great for many plebes im sure

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[Farzo]

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[iiNGloriouS]

remember when you begged to join holocaust and then 3 days later started spouting off in /ooc that you'd never join holocuast?

nothing you say holds any value

Got prof? About 100% sure you're wrong.

Why would I beg to join Holocaust? All it took was a steam message to Colgate and I had a tag.

I guess not being a raging dipshit like you makes me easily likable.

[Samsung]

Jeni stop crying.

[krazyGlue]

Chipp was pushed to holocaust because lite dug him a new asshole for selling his cloak of flames he was Awarded a week prior. To gear his level 9 shaman ( crushbone grief alt ) and chip claimed his reason for selling it was that bards had no use for it . Good times

[Redi]

That's the only zergling defense you guys come up with. "VZTZ had MQers."

VZTZ held a lesser value on raiding (increased drop rates // a good portion of planar gear wasn't no drop)

VZTZ had more of a pvp focus.

One can only hope a pvp emu server comes out. Till then, FQ and RL.

sounds like roflzek

lets log on and pvp each other?

[Ragnaros]

Jeni is a fq legend

[shokar]

Jeni is the rustle-prince of norrath.

[Ragnaros]

I love how literally nobody gets this thread
its gold

[fandAONgo]

yea dude literally no one despite the 40 people referencing the reference

[Ragnaros]

yea dude literally no one despite the 40 people referencing the reference

theres people literally responding to it as if he were serious

[iruinedyourday]

theres people literally responding to it as if he were serious

kek like this guy hasnt had trouble understanding pmuch every jokes ever posted on these boards

http://media.giphy.com/media/l41m0vnT5ka3EsrEA/giphy.gif

[fandAONgo]

kek like this guy hasnt had trouble understanding pmuch every jokes ever posted on these boards

http://media.giphy.com/media/l41m0vnT5ka3EsrEA/giphy.gif

kek this guy reeel embarrassed for him atm

[iiNGloriouS]

Chipp was pushed to holocaust because lite dug him a new asshole for selling his cloak of flames he was Awarded a week prior. To gear his level 9 shaman ( crushbone grief alt ) and chip claimed his reason for selling it was that bards had no use for it . Good times

Mmmm, I sold the CoF in November. Was awarded it the same day as my bard epic. Which was in September. Bought diamond rings, masks, a fungi and some other shit for all my toons.

This happened right when Denons and Dirge were nerfed so bards had 0 reason to melee. Not only that but when I had Lite yell at me for a 1 time pvp engagement, he tried to strawhat saying that my 36% haste was the reason a monk was able to gate pot (pre-channeling nerf).

We had 1-2 people logging in besides Salem and I.

Sickpuppy don't know why you try to suck my dick so hard on the forums. We all know youre a shitty RMTer and a shitty player.

Azrael was the joke it was because of players like you.

[Pseudechis]

[B]- . Regardless of how you guys feel, a majority of the server does not want to wake up before noon on a Sunday. My idea would be to spread King Tormax, Dain, Yelinak, Vulak'Aerr, and Dozekar the Cursed to different days entirely, and try to keep them in a more primetime slot. .

we raid on sundays?????

[Kergan]

Very rare to see a thread legitimately troll so many people into a frenzy. You gotta have FQ respect for that regardless of which side you're on.

[LostCause]

http://forum.wotlabs.net/uploads/monthly_2015_11/kappaross.png.fa66458d64f12075d9c12b29fd644566.png

[Slathar]

Jeni forum legend status achieved. Just put another $9.37 on Fan Duel annnnnd im gay

[Tassador]

lol i dont know why that's so funny

[vouss]

Being laid off from enterprise does have one benefit: more time to create elf sim essays

Pretty sure colgate was employed when he wrote that

[Redi]

Mmmm, I sold the CoF in November. Was awarded it the same day as my bard epic. Which was in September. Bought diamond rings, masks, a fungi and some other shit for all my toons.

This happened right when Denons and Dirge were nerfed so bards had 0 reason to melee. Not only that but when I had Lite yell at me for a 1 time pvp engagement, he tried to strawhat saying that my 36% haste was the reason a monk was able to gate pot (pre-channeling nerf).

We had 1-2 people logging in besides Salem and I.

Sickpuppy don't know why you try to suck my dick so hard on the forums. We all know youre a shitty RMTer and a shitty player.

Azrael was the joke it was because of players like you.

Lol this lite person sounds like a real newb/nerd.

[Colgate]

Very rare to see a thread legitimately troll so many people into a frenzy. You gotta have FQ respect for that regardless of which side you're on.

yea honestly i can't believe it after it was outed like page 7

[iiNGloriouS]

Lol this lite person sounds like a real newb/nerd.

I can try to post the WhatsApp of me asking him where wanyos tstaff went and him saying its his toon, giving it to zagmuk when he'd been in the guild a month. And we know how stingy he is about his pixels.

Motherfucker has two riles.

[krazyGlue]

rustled

[Smedy]

Not only is Jeni and his 10 closest <Friends> powerful enough to troll 150 retards into a posting frenzy we also put the mighty phara dar to sleep and still number #1 on the leaderboard.

Friends "goog feels spectrum" checklist:

Leaderboard

Kunark rags sk smashing max velious gear and unbalanced class monk

http://coreserver.net/stuff/boyking_slewn_by_friends_in_kunark_rags.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

Latest Phara Dar and CT (only mobs that count, shits classic)

Grats raganaros on piccolo times 3 and Tala on the powerful dragons claw.

http://wiki.project1999.com/images/Npc_phara_dar.png http://everquest.allakhazam.com/scenery/fearplane-cazicthule.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

Forums

See the thread you're reading right now.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

Summary = http://coreserver.net/stuff/happyseal.jpg

Thank you for your time.

[Mus3t11]

Above posting approved.

[Colgate]

yeah i guess you're right, vulak`aerr doesn't really matter after all

[AzzarTheGod]

Jeni forum legend status achieved. Just put another $9.37 on Fan Duel annnnnd im gay

Nice I'm on Fan Duel 24/7 and getting ready to Freedom 35 myself.

The problem isn't putting money into Fan Duel, its what do you do with all the fucking cash you're making.

[iruinedyourday]

what is this thread pictures of things empire allows friends to kill?

[Mus3t11]

yeah i guess you're right, vulak`aerr doesn't really matter after all

Oh...hey Colgate's online in these wee hours of the morning. Class canceled or dropped out?

PvE.

[AzzarTheGod]

https://media.giphy.com/media/5xtDarnF5pX3ngJ3nfa/giphy.gif

I still re-enact this irl when at a loss for words.

[Colgate]

Oh...hey Colgate's online in these wee hours of the morning. Class canceled or dropped out?

PvE.

what idiot picks morning classes?

[AzzarTheGod]

what idiot picks morning classes?

[Farzo]

Not only is Jeni and his 10 closest <Friends> powerful enough to troll 150 retards into a posting frenzy we also put the mighty phara dar to sleep and still number #1 on the leaderboard.

Friends "goog feels spectrum" checklist:

Leaderboard

Kunark rags sk smashing max velious gear and unbalanced class monk

http://coreserver.net/stuff/boyking_slewn_by_friends_in_kunark_rags.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

Latest Phara Dar and CT (only mobs that count, shits classic)

Grats raganaros on piccolo times 3 and Tala on the powerful dragons claw.

http://wiki.project1999.com/images/Npc_phara_dar.png http://everquest.allakhazam.com/scenery/fearplane-cazicthule.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

Forums

See the thread you're reading right now.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

Summary = http://coreserver.net/stuff/happyseal.jpg

Thank you for your time.

U guys still boxing 2 take mobs down? Guess lites spirit lives on in all of us.

[Smedy]

Is farzo still retarded?

This was the question scholar, scientist and researcher Dr. Slathar "I won at fan duel and now i'm gay" Coathanger held lectures about this morning.

http://lorenabarba.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/whiteboard_sm.png

After a long lecture explaining both the big bang and why einsteins theory of relativity is wrong....

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

Still retarded.

[Jazzy]

Slam fucking dunk

[Farzo]

Good reply.

Tell slather his wife wants half his fungis.

[Farzo]

Ex-wife*


Opps typo.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyRvTOpeT5ePj-6NjCwx5tGVT8Nyo08uOF4yvbYfBp73kabpUs8NPK3oMf

[Tassador]

Man when your into the gossip of people who play a video game 10 hours a day, your not into much.

[Samsung]

Is farzo still retarded?

This was the question scholar, scientist and researcher Dr. Slathar "I won at fan duel and now i'm gay" Coathanger held lectures about this morning.

http://lorenabarba.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/whiteboard_sm.png

After a long lecture explaining both the big bang and why einsteins theory of relativity is wrong....

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

Still retarded.
Lmao WB funny smedy

[Xaanka]

Not only is Jeni and his 10 closest <Friends> powerful enough to troll 150 retards into a posting frenzy we also put the mighty phara dar to sleep and still number #1 on the leaderboard.

Friends "goog feels spectrum" checklist:

Leaderboard

Kunark rags sk smashing max velious gear and unbalanced class monk

http://coreserver.net/stuff/boyking_slewn_by_friends_in_kunark_rags.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

Latest Phara Dar and CT (only mobs that count, shits classic)

Grats raganaros on piccolo times 3 and Tala on the powerful dragons claw.

http://wiki.project1999.com/images/Npc_phara_dar.png http://everquest.allakhazam.com/scenery/fearplane-cazicthule.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

Forums

See the thread you're reading right now.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

Summary = http://coreserver.net/stuff/happyseal.jpg

Thank you for your time.

i mean yeah you guys got me, i didn't rmember some forums quest post from half a year ago. down'd and coin'd.

but then you ruined your own troll

bragging about killing scraps-tier raid mobs at inhuman hours

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22ln0FIHZ1qj8c02o1_250.gifhttp://quikfilings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/certified-checkmark.png

https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/yxHFaN09YevGhfhfNDgzU5spEXE=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4212837/lolphins.0.gif

should have stopped while you were ahead

[fiegi 8.0]

well be taking ct off your hands so you don't need to worry about him ne more.

[abbud]

You shut your filthy mouth fiegi

[Xaanka]

http://uxrepo.com/static/icon-sets/ionicons/png32/24/000000/checkmark-24-000000.png bragging about CT now that fear trash drops AoN's

[Smedy]

http://uxrepo.com/static/icon-sets/ionicons/png32/24/000000/checkmark-24-000000.png bragging about CT now that fear trash drops AoN's

about bragging see your co-leader and boyking : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elyj9RGYY-I

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

<Friends> Winning every in game encounter and forum argument since 1999, feels good TM

http://coreserver.net/stuff/happyseal.jpg

[Redi]

the tryhard returns

[magician]

God I hate Europe

[Smedy]

retti, if you could go for a jog instead everytime you created a new forum account your life wouldn't be shit

protip from the coach

[Xaanka]

about bragging see your co-leader and boyking : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elyj9RGYY-I

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

<Friends> Winning every in game encounter and forum argument since 1999, feels good TM

http://coreserver.net/stuff/happyseal.jpg

i'm not in empire :confused::confused::confused:

[Mus3t11]

what idiot picks morning classes?

True, I guess in your case you've developed an extreme sensitivity to natural light considering the amount of time you've put into zerging 15 year old content while living under the floorboards of your mother's double wide.

[HippoNipple]

Very rare to see a thread legitimately troll so many people into a frenzy. You gotta have FQ respect for that regardless of which side you're on.

Copying and pasting something from posts on a forum from 8 months ago and laughing that people didn't read it or don't remember. Gold.

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac127/lemonteamin/Kpop/Mixed/GIFs/001Lishathestainsoompicom.gif

[Redi]

every reply after OP from Jeni was his real feelings, and hes using the "copy/pasta" as his safety net to say it was a troll

2/10 internet

[Kergan]

The whole point of the troll was to point out what Empire/Holo started out as and what it had become. In order to do that you need to go back to the beginning.

The metatroll in this case though is "why", because generally speaking it was in direct reaction to the people who now complain about the way things are trying to more or less do it themselves when they had the chance (but couldn't, because they are bad). So in this way Jeni not only trolled many Empire members, but intentionally or not the resistance members who quickly came in to point out the hypocrisy.

So because of the above factors I stand by my expert FQ analysis that this was a beautifully crafted troll post that represents everything good about trolling.

[magician]

above poster needs to step back and re evaluate his life

[Kergan]

sorry it was over your head pal

[HippoNipple]

The whole point of the troll was to point out what Empire/Holo started out as and what it had become. In order to do that you need to go back to the beginning.

The metatroll in this case though is "why", because generally speaking it was in direct reaction to the people who now complain about the way things are trying to more or less do it themselves when they had the chance (but couldn't, because they are bad). So in this way Jeni not only trolled many Empire members, but intentionally or not the resistance members who quickly came in to point out the hypocrisy.

So because of the above factors I stand by my expert FQ analysis that this was a beautifully crafted troll post that represents everything good about trolling.

Well if you remember correctly Lite was begging all guilds to not recruit, so this was the solution presented to abide by his wishes. It was laughed at and then Azrael was defeated in like 2 weeks.

[magician]

above poster needs to step back and re evaluate his life

[derpcake]

God I hate Europe

Its ok to be jealous.

[derpcake]

above poster needs to step back and re evaluate his life

maybe you should also

cruits sailing into Europe as we speak:

http://cdn.elsevier.nl/Resizes/985x657/PageFiles/71/39/233971/004_RBIAdam-image-1545126.jpeg

u can't handle this many, unsure how many unemployed US has but thats half r99 pop right there

[Malevz]

Obvious troll is obvious.

I guess it wasn't so obvious to some people.

[shokar]

what is this thread pictures of things empire allows friends to kill?

Empire massed 20+ for PD on sunday, but it was like 19 warmbody trashbags and Crouton. They actually had no chance of beating us with that lineup.

[magician]

above poster needs to step back and re evaluate his life

[derpcake]

Empire massed 20+ for PD on sunday, but it was like 19 warmbody trashbags and Crouton. They actually had no chance of beating us with that lineup.

each time an empire crouton cries, its fundamentalism increases

friends is a nice guildname, so kudos on that

i guess <30% of the friends of empire at best despite recent efforts>

didn't get approved?

there's always next time right

[magician]

above poster needs to step back and re evaluate his life

[derpcake]

i did, i quit playing here

hows your recent progress bro?

still triple quoting the one coherent idea you think is funny?

bless your soul, may you bathe in pixels

[derpcake]

may you inherit the kingdom of god in all its glory

i mean i'm moving out of here since its a dump, but bless your soul :)

<3 christian communities

[miraclegrow2]

so who was derpcakes char?

due to excessive overmoderation of this forum we are all forced to post on alternate IDs and i cant keep track of who forum users are.

[derpcake]

none you know

gaublez mainly

[derpcake]

blasphemy & like also, i don't entirely suck at pvps

[magician]

many double posts and false claims of leaving thread above. cringing extra hard.

[grannock]

Jeni wants to be in a guild where nobody ever takesa break or quits and everyone has 100% RA. Here in a place called reality 8 hour trips into tov to kill 3 dragons sounds like a really shity time, and i understand there is massive turnover in any mmo guild therefor, your "rules" are dumbass theorycrafting from someone who hasno experience in a leadership role in a raiding mmo guild.

[grannock]

no, i'm saying that in order to have 30 people online on a weekday, we'll end up having 40-50+ on weekends because there are a lot of people that don't play on weekdays.

Nobody fucking cares. Want me to quit the server so a guy that can only log in one day a week can experience killing tormax. Kick fucking rocks.

[miraclegrow2]

lol not gonna lie grannock that's funny

[LostCause]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/bc5045e15e40d1ff8bb335defc67a83c/tumblr_inline_n1y6cjyLlG1rsfz3c.png

[magician]

above poster is inspired by bob Ross twitch man he's so cool awesome stream hehe ruined bob Ross based god VAC HEHE so funny very cool post above poster 10/10 would read again 10/10

[Nirgon]

Burt pls stop

[magician]

can't stop won't stop praise bob ross and all the people he inspired

[Tomm Selleck]

burt is basically reddit/twitchchat

[AzzarTheGod]

Jeni wants to be in a guild where nobody ever takesa break or quits and everyone has 100% RA. Here in a place called reality 8 hour trips into tov to kill 3 dragons sounds like a really shity time, and i understand there is massive turnover in any mmo guild therefor, your "rules" are dumbass theorycrafting from someone who hasno experience in a leadership role in a raiding mmo guild.

Putting aside the fact this is a troll thread.

<Nihilium> had way more beards in it, turnover was much much lower as there were more lifetime losers in the guild like Retti.

<Holocaust>/<Empire> has many cool and normal family pals, and Colgate namely has done an amazing job adjusting to recruitment pacing and keeping his guild fully operational in any weather, any season. It has a leadership with more than one strong officer that can lead a raid at any time.

<Azrael> where ya leadership at boi? yall aint twank nemore. "False gods, they cannot create, but they themselves have been created" - chapter 8 verse 6 Book of Daniel in reference to Lite being a False God. He was created by beta cucks who liked his cocaine dominance, but Lite could not create. Hence a guild in name-only after <Holocaust> competition appeared and Lite dared Colgate to create something to contest him. Turns out Colgate was a true god.

[magician]

thanks nirgon

[Redi]

"beat the devil out of it"

- Bob Ross Based God

[vouss]

what did i just read, fucking weirdos

[Redi]

Kings of the course!

[Jeni]

Current favorite replys in this thread so far:

1. Real Life attacks over a video game forum post.
Being laid off from enterprise does have one benefit: more time to create elf sim essays

http://mediaassets.naplesnews.com/photo/2014/05/28/1127_NCLO_DM_RENTALCARS_003_5339431_ver1.0_640_480 .JPG
http://www.hrpayrollsystems.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Fired.jpg

2. Revy getting pissed off at quotes from Colgate
Love how Jeni swang Duke nuts. Now calls for a proposal.


Ya'll motherfuckers worry about dragons too much. And you all say you don't. But deep down, everybody knows you've got lust for pixels that can't be quenched.

Got prof? About 100% sure you're wrong.

Why would I beg to join Holocaust? All it took was a steam message to Colgate and I had a tag.

I guess not being a raging dipshit like you makes me easily likable.

3. Some anon account still responding to my posts like 10 pages after I stated was I was doing.
Jeni wants to be in a guild where nobody ever takesa break or quits and everyone has 100% RA. Here in a place called reality 8 hour trips into tov to kill 3 dragons sounds like a really shity time, and i understand there is massive turnover in any mmo guild therefor, your "rules" are dumbass theorycrafting from someone who hasno experience in a leadership role in a raiding mmo guild.

Nobody fucking cares. Want me to quit the server so a guy that can only log in one day a week can experience killing tormax. Kick fucking rocks.

[magician]

was I was doing

[Smedy]

grannocks warm body bursting in while frantically flailing his arms all over the thread about 10 pages after everyone figured out the troll is pretty lol

god fucking damnit these kids are not only bad at everquest but at the forums too

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

Friends still winning

[grannock]

Jeni, you have effectively showed us that one year ago colgate was in the shoes of a guild like Friends, spent some time recruiting, contesting, and stomping, and now runs the box.

Why cant you guys do the same? Oh, your not trying in game.... Just hours a day on the forums....

[grannock]

grannocks warm body bursting in while frantically flailing his arms all over the thread about 10 pages after everyone figured out the troll is pretty lol

god fucking damnit these kids are not only bad at everquest but at the forums too

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

Friends still winning

Im so mad. Why does your guild still suck?

[BardPop]

If friends was on blue they would be a class C guild.

[Barladore]

Who do you play in game bardpop? Just curious hehe

[grannock]

Who do you play in game bardpop? Just curious hehe

You should come to detroit on memorial day weekend, ill introduce you to 3 things that have thus far remained elusive, pussy, drugs and legit electric music.

[grannock]

If friends was on blue they would be a class C guild.

Friends is like the 5th best guild on red, out of 5 guilds.

[Xaanka]

Friends is like the 5th best guild on red, out of 5 guilds.

Friends is really good at killing the 1 raid mob they can kill

[Tassador]

You should come to detroit on memorial day weekend, ill introduce you to 3 things that have thus far remained elusive, pussy, drugs and legit electric music.

Was just in Detroit city is complete shit, hopefully the potential clients don't accept the RFP and I never have to go back to that hell hole.

[Xaanka]

careful, those Friends guys really know their way around classic & kunark dungeons!!

[Salaryman]

Ive seen jeni say multiple times "... eyepatch, lodi shield, flowers... only items i wanted out of velious" wtf is up with this thread then

[Jeni]

I thought us paladin's had each others backs. Feeling betrayed by this.

http://www.jpattitude.com/Images/BackStab.jpg

[Kergan]

Trolled despite dozens of posts in the same thread pointing it out. Not sure if serious or dumb.