Rmt information

[billyinorganic]

What's the to date total rmt cash amount. My buddy is dying to know.

Also, average rmt transaction per month?

[bubur]

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[DRAGONBAIT]

idc im grinding poker micro limits. from zero to poker, will write a blog and post screens. grinding it up from 50 to 5000.

[DRAGONBAIT]

eq players have an edge on this

[GreenRanger]

its so easy to fold till you have a monster when you dont get all a.d.d on shit cards.

[Tassador]

on blowvada?

[Plackers]

I make 30k a month streaming Everquest

[DRAGONBAIT]

first 225 hands on nl10 57bb/100 as winrate, 7.66eur/h atm. ofc im on an upswing.

e gives u the fucking edge, patience, u know u have to camp and wait for the fish to spawn and then get him to the fight spot and YT him and coin him. easy game


will post screens and links to the blog. today is day 1.

PD: yes i ave no friends or girlfriend so i post it here to share with my beloved norrathians

[Swish]

I make 30k a month streaming Everquest

I wouldn't treat this as humor. Ban accordingly.

[Plackers]

I wouldn't treat this as humor. Ban accordingly.

That's unfortunate. Love paying all my bills streaming Temple of Veeshan.

[Redi]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/isn.gif

Lol

[Izmael]

first 225 hands on nl10 57bb/100 as winrate, 7.66eur/h atm. ofc im on an upswing.

e gives u the fucking edge, patience, u know u have to camp and wait for the fish to spawn and then get him to the fight spot and YT him and coin him. easy game


will post screens and links to the blog. today is day 1.

PD: yes i ave no friends or girlfriend so i post it here to share with my beloved norrathians

As someone who played about 1 million online poker hands, cash game alone, not counting tournaments... let me tell you, you're probably better off playing EQ.

[SamwiseRed]

As someone who played about 1 million online poker hands, cash game alone, not counting tournaments... let me tell you, you're probably better off playing EQ.

nope

[Trustworthy]

As someone who played about 1 million online poker hands, cash game alone, not counting tournaments... let me tell you, you're probably better off playing EQ.

Just win a couple house games and your on your way to being a poker pro. It's that easy. Didn't ya know??

[DRAGONBAIT]

As someone who played about 1 million online poker hands, cash game alone, not counting tournaments... let me tell you, you're probably better off playing EQ.

ure not a winner? if after 1M hands u havent sat down ur ass to study a bit then yeah, try luck on eq im gonna grind it out, im a winner already on this limits.


i jsut hit a downswing, then tilted a bit and lost another buy in with a asjkdasj hand and then got some more badbeats and i ot my ass down to nl5. gonna grind out some more nl10 buyis and get up there again. im at 4bb/100 atm anyway but im gonna respect bankroll cos i tilt a lot.

[DRAGONBAIT]

ure not a winner? if after 1M hands u havent sat down ur ass to study a bit then yeah, try luck on eq im gonna grind it out, im a winner already on this limits.


i just hit a downswing, then tilted a bit and lost another buy in with a asjkdasj hand and then got some more badbeats and i got my ass down to nl5. gonna grind out some more nl10 buyis and get up there again. im at 4bb/100 atm anyway but im gonna respect bankroll cos i tilt a lot.

fuck no edit

[DRAGONBAIT]

when i became a pro i will buy this server and wipe it. 50 to 5000.
then 500k then 5M then i will buy this shit. cya in 2 and half a years fellas

[Slathar]

lol grinding 5nl

you missed the online poker boat by about 10 years bud. id suggest getting a job.

[billyinorganic]

My gf is super hot and I want to fuck the shit out of her... But no 12" dick.. Fuck.. Advice bros?

[billyinorganic]

Like she literally the best quality.

[Xaanka]

My gf is super hot and I want to fuck the shit out of her... But no 12" dick.. Fuck.. Advice bros?

http://www.thelocal.fr/userdata/images/1412783969_porn.penis.shutterstock.jpg

[Izmael]

ure not a winner? if after 1M hands u havent sat down ur ass to study a bit then yeah, try luck on eq im gonna grind it out, im a winner already on this limits.


i jsut hit a downswing, then tilted a bit and lost another buy in with a asjkdasj hand and then got some more badbeats and i ot my ass down to nl5. gonna grind out some more nl10 buyis and get up there again. im at 4bb/100 atm anyway but im gonna respect bankroll cos i tilt a lot.

I lived off poker winnings for a few years and paid off about a third of my mortgage with it too.

Played up to 1000NL limits, all formats, a lot of HU, also played PLO and DC formats, was solid winner at almost all of that (except DC, let's be honest). So yeah, I studied "a bit".

Don't do it. :)

It's 2015 and unless you're super talented at poker (I'll be brutally honest - you don't sound like you are), you will waste your time and money starting now.

[billyinorganic]

http://www.thelocal.fr/userdata/images/1412783969_porn.penis.shutterstock.jpg

I got 8 inches but I wanna wanna wrek that pussy and win the fucking devils game.

[Xaanka]

I got 8 inches but I wanna wanna wrek that pussy and win the fucking devils game.

we can't all be born with what it takes http://www.amazon.com/Master-Series-Black-Mamba-Sheath/dp/B007KL6GIM

[billyinorganic]

we can't all be born with what it takes http://www.amazon.com/Master-Series-Black-Mamba-Sheath/dp/B007KL6GIM

It's only ten inches... But right track... Need 12+

[billyinorganic]

It's only ten inches... But right track... Need 12+

I wish dragon dildo had sheaths.. Fucking pissed as shit.

[Tassador]

I am currently playing .02/.05 cents bought in for $15 plan to sit here all day and get it up to the 30ish range to play a satellite to another satellite to a $250 tourney.

[DRAGONBAIT]

ive already posted the winrate. im at 13bb/100 atm after 2.5k hands.

poker has never been more active with lots of people who aint there playing with even a grasp of poker fundamentals. Izmael if u had played nosebleed games u would tell us another history, i dont want to be an ass here but i dont think ure telling me the truth, just a few are able to play those limits with astounding bankrolls. I have a long way to go but yeah, i am talented and i study a lot and my game is already a winner on small stakes. i dont have bankroll yet to go up. Also if u knew anything u would know that most pros grind micro, small and medium stakes. the ones who can get up to nosebleed games are just a few, most pros dont play them so.

yeah, i will buy this server.

[DRAGONBAIT]

my only problem with poker wich im working right now is that my emotional inteligence is ZERO, so when i tilt my head start thinkin crazy things and i tilt more and start doing those crazy things. When i play my AA game im just too good for nl5, nl10 and nl25, ive even checked the skill on the higher stakes and there are fishes everywhere.


cya in a week when those 50 are 500. i will post screens soon so u all can keep trying to crush down a mans dream xd

[Systolic]

first 225 hands on nl10 57bb/100 as winrate, 7.66eur/h atm. ofc im on an upswing.

e gives u the fucking edge, patience, u know u have to camp and wait for the fish to spawn and then get him to the fight spot and YT him and coin him. easy game


will post screens and links to the blog. today is day 1.

PD: yes i ave no friends or girlfriend so i post it here to share with my beloved norrathians

lol 225 hand sample size and bragging about winrate

Come back when you get 1mil and we will chat

[Systolic]

my only problem with poker wich im working right now is that my emotional inteligence is ZERO, so when i tilt my head start thinkin crazy things and i tilt more and start doing those crazy things. When i play my AA game im just too good for nl5, nl10 and nl25, ive even checked the skill on the higher stakes and there are fishes everywhere.


cya in a week when those 50 are 500. i will post screens soon so u all can keep trying to crush down a mans dream xd

Something tells me that you need a lot more than emotional IQ

If you cant accept the bad beat element of the game and not allow it to tilt you then you dont understand the game well enough to profit

I will give you some tips if you want but Im not sure they will help to be honest. Holdem is pretty close to dead

[Systolic]

Hyper HUSNGS are still good and the headsup holdem game in general can be priftable but full ring and even some 6max games are pure shit

[DRAGONBAIT]

haha og, just that i have real life friends doing it already but i apreciate how u all are trying to give ood advice or support haha. i know what a downswing is, i tell u ive studied a lot more poker than u, ure not talking to some noob here. and yes, for me the emotional part is the hardest, i just cant seem to stop playing when i tilt and i convince myself that im not tilting but my decisions are flawed. im not finding hard to find profit spots, im finding hard to take on badbeats and downswings, wich i know is part of the math but anyway, is hard to cope

[DRAGONBAIT]

2.5k and already know im not on an upswing rightnow so yeah, is not a bad sample, lets see when i get to 10k. man im just kidding on this forums but if u want to take it to the next level im for it since id apreciate advice, im doing this grind for good. 50 to 5000. point.

im all in for discussing hands etc, i use to study my ame after a session and look for leaks on my game and see wich hands i didnt profit enough or where i missplayed etc so i keep improving, im all for it if u want to post hands and discuss and chat about the game in a serious way. if not just dont fuck me man im not on the mood

[Tassador]

I only deposited 35 bucks into fan duel and won over 22k

[Systolic]

2.5k and already know im not on an upswing rightnow so yeah, is not a bad sample, lets see when i get to 10k. man im just kidding on this forums but if u want to take it to the next level im for it since id apreciate advice, im doing this grind for good. 50 to 5000. point.

im all in for discussing hands etc, i use to study my ame after a session and look for leaks on my game and see wich hands i didnt profit enough or where i missplayed etc so i keep improving, im all for it if u want to post hands and discuss and chat about the game in a serious way. if not just dont fuck me man im not on the mood

I won a lot in pokers heyday. Nowadays I mostly play MTTs. I will help you out if you will honestly listen and don't let your own personal biases get in the way of what I teach you

[GrobbGangsta]

I won $40k on fan duel playing draft kings

[miraclegrow2]

nobody cares about your card playing glory

[AzzarTheGod]

I put 12 dollars into Fan Duel and won 76k

[Slathar]

i put $7.94 on fan duel now im a gay

[fiegi 8.0]

i put $7.94 on fan duel now im a gay

lol

[Tassador]

i put $7.94 on fan duel now im a gay

lol

[Farzo]

Sirkosky?

[wts]

Proprietary information will not be made available.

[Xaanka]

sports

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[Auchae]

How easy is it for most online poker sites to track collusion?

[heartbrand]

How easy is it for most online poker sites to track collusion?

Ask the Russians

[Swish]

pay that man khiz moneey

[heartbrand]

Gr8 reference

[Redi]

http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/Rounders-3.jpeg

[GreenRanger]

pay that man khiz moneey

CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! HE TRICK ME!

[Systolic]

How easy is it for most online poker sites to track collusion?

Depends on the form of collusion you're referring to, but truthfully in the modern game there is very little to be gained from collusion unless you manage to get a team of people together on the double or nothings (which the Chinese have been caught doing several times on PokerStars).

Having 2 people at a 6 max table could work but it would require correct play by both AND it is easy to detect the trend over time given the huge sample sizes that regulars play. If you wanted to collude to play say, 1000 hands and try to make a crapshoot run at a big score you might not get caught, but variance and basic bankroll management principles say that you are almost guaranteed to lose in those situations and your risk of ruin % is extraordinarily high.

[Tassador]

Depends on the form of collusion you're referring to, but truthfully in the modern game there is very little to be gained from collusion unless you manage to get a team of people together on the double or nothings (which the Chinese have been caught doing several times on PokerStars).

Having 2 people at a 6 max table could work but it would require correct play by both AND it is easy to detect the trend over time given the huge sample sizes that regulars play. If you wanted to collude to play say, 1000 hands and try to make a crapshoot run at a big score you might not get caught, but variance and basic bankroll management principles say that you are almost guaranteed to lose in those situations and your risk of ruin % is extraordinarily high.

Isn't there a sense of collusion in double ups anyway? the top 3 usually collude until a bad beat then you collude with the new 3rd.

[Tune]

my people are still analyzing the time / profit curve on this one.

elderan numbers coming soon

[Redi]

Awkward

[Zalaerian]

thanks frank

miss u

[heartbrand]

Pokerstars is killing high end play for regs RIP SN grinders and huds

[Tassador]

how do i get on pokerstars in florida? i only got blowvada or local atm magic city casino but that doesnt pay enough hourly.

[Xaanka]

lol bunch of crack fiend gambling addicts itt

[Xaanka]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SpihGKmYgY

[Izmael]

Something tells me that you need a lot more than emotional IQ

If you cant accept the bad beat element of the game and not allow it to tilt you then you dont understand the game well enough to profit

I will give you some tips if you want but Im not sure they will help to be honest. Holdem is pretty close to dead

Lol admit it, dragonbait dude has "fish" written all over him, kekeke.

[DRAGONBAIT]

oh really? why the fuck dont u guys try to give some productive advice or something? talking to me like if i was stupid or something its not usefull, talking to me about downswings or tilting and trying to sound like u know a lot about poker is dumb. I was trolling the forums but since we have lots of pros here i think im gonna start speaking seriously.

yeah izmael, try somewhere else where they believe u were pro some years ago and made a living out of poker playing nl1000???? hahaha . it would be an awesome history and someone i would listen to but i guess u are a retard and thats a pity.


we are speaking about nl5 and nl10 here, bankrolls of 50 euros and the start of a grind, i didnt say i was doing this so retards can come here to brag about something they dont even believe.

Na im not a fish, i bet i know a whole lot more about poker than u both ( the two who are speakin here ) i shouldve known that this forums would be like this, the troll gets trolled hahah, its fine, i still find amusing that some loosers try to sound like they know something about poker by going against me instead of talking poker, love it.

[Slathar]

oh really? why the fuck dont u guys try to give some productive advice or something? talking to me like if i was stupid or something its not usefull, talking to me about downswings or tilting and trying to sound like u know a lot about poker is dumb. I was trolling the forums but since we have lots of pros here i think im gonna start speaking seriously.

yeah izmael, try somewhere else where they believe u were pro some years ago and made a living out of poker playing nl1000???? hahaha . it would be an awesome history and someone i would listen to but i guess u are a retard and thats a pity.


we are speaking about nl5 and nl10 here, bankrolls of 50 euros and the start of a grind, i didnt say i was doing this so retards can come here to brag about something they dont even believe.

Na im not a fish, i bet i know a whole lot more about poker than u both ( the two who are speakin here ) i shouldve known that this forums would be like this, the troll gets trolled hahah, its fine, i still find amusing that some loosers try to sound like they know something about poker by going against me instead of talking poker, love it.

is it hard typing that much with hooves?

[DRAGONBAIT]

im already on 234$ banroll and if i can hold any downswing that may come up i will be over 500 in a month. just stfu loosers and learn some poker so u can talk to me and i can start to listen.

pd: tiltin do not have anything to be with understanding the game, using that argument to try to discredit me is just silly, plz guys go somewhere else ur dick is not getting longer here.

[DRAGONBAIT]

is it hard typing that much with hooves?

what?

[Slathar]

hee hawwwwwwww

[DRAGONBAIT]

well i guess this is something that has to do with everquest, people loving SO MUCH a game but not being able to be good at it must create a lot of frustation wich u guys throw in here, i knew that. thanks anyway for ur advice and support! i will update in 1 week with a proper post and screen of the bankrll graph so u can laugh at downswings

[DRAGONBAIT]

hooves, i just looked into it. my weight is 62 Kgs i really have some underwt problems, wich i cope with a very athletic body. also got a beautifull girlfriend since 2 years ago. no hoofs here fella, do i have a big HOOF between my legs i bet u

[DRAGONBAIT]

slathar i can compete with u in every aspect of life and come up front, i can give u some advice to rock it more too, trying to upset fat people its just sad, specially when u find urself trying to upset someone not fat.

really, ur dick wont get any longer.

[Slathar]

k

[Izmael]

k

[DRAGONBAIT]

fine

[DRAGONBAIT]

now im back to grind it up some more.

[Kergan]

thanks for the update

[billyinorganic]

thanks for the update

I'm just sitting here thinking, " how can I get a longer dick ? "

[HippoNipple]

I'm just sitting here thinking, " how can I get a longer dick ? "

Just make more money.

[billyinorganic]

Just make more money.

Bro... I don't need to attract women. I want their sacred essence of identity. Money is superficial, but that which is touched within will resonate eternally, beyond genetics even... Yes.. Memetically the lineage of affect will override biological life.

[JboxCSU]

Bro... I don't need to attract women. I want their sacred essence of identity. Money is superficial, but that which is touched within will resonate eternally, beyond genetics even... Yes.. Memetically the lineage of affect will override biological life.

That was deep. I'm all choked up.

[HippoNipple]

Bro... I don't need to attract women. I want their sacred essence of identity. Money is superficial, but that which is touched within will resonate eternally, beyond genetics even... Yes.. Memetically the lineage of affect will override biological life.

Make more money then you can have their sacred essence of identity.

[Systolic]

Pokerstars is killing high end play for regs RIP SN grinders and huds

Best move they could have made

HUDs are so damn lame and take away 90% of the game

Cant say I didnt use them myself though

[Systolic]

oh really? why the fuck dont u guys try to give some productive advice or something? talking to me like if i was stupid or something its not usefull, talking to me about downswings or tilting and trying to sound like u know a lot about poker is dumb. I was trolling the forums but since we have lots of pros here i think im gonna start speaking seriously.

yeah izmael, try somewhere else where they believe u were pro some years ago and made a living out of poker playing nl1000???? hahaha . it would be an awesome history and someone i would listen to but i guess u are a retard and thats a pity.


we are speaking about nl5 and nl10 here, bankrolls of 50 euros and the start of a grind, i didnt say i was doing this so retards can come here to brag about something they dont even believe.

Na im not a fish, i bet i know a whole lot more about poker than u both ( the two who are speakin here ) i shouldve known that this forums would be like this, the troll gets trolled hahah, its fine, i still find amusing that some loosers try to sound like they know something about poker by going against me instead of talking poker, love it.

I'm not talking shit to you. I'm just saying that your attitude displays all of the hallmark characteristics of a degen with terrible bankroll management.

[Kergan]

Don't bother trying to explain anything to him. He is a confirmed retarded person.

[AzzarTheGod]

is it hard typing that much with hooves?

This fucking killed me.

Slathar you're still a comedic genius.