Real life Facts about yourself (Lite Hype!)

[Sektor]

Name as many facts about yourself that nobody knows.

- My parents named me and my brothers after the 4 apostles. Matthew, Mark, Luke, John.

- I am the Godfather to my Niece. (Godfather/Godmother is basically the caretaker if something ever happens to her parents, it's also my duty to teach her the Catholic religion.

- I'm 5 6, 155 pounds, I used to weigh 255 Pounds.

- I'm a dental tech, (I make crown, and bridges aka fake teeth)

[Plackers]

Name as many facts about yourself that nobody knows.

- My parents named me and my brothers after the 4 apostles. Matthew, Mark, Luke, John.

- I am the Godfather to my Niece. (Godfather/Godmother is basically the caretaker if something ever happens to her parents, it's also my duty to teach her the Catholic religion.

- I'm 5 6, 155 pounds, I used to weigh 255 Pounds.

- I'm a dental tech, (I make crown, and bridges aka fake teeth)

- I hold the record for most bans due to RMT in server history.

Ftfy

[Nocsucow]

this should be in the playgirl in the center fold!!!!

you rock uncle matt!!!

[iruinedyourday]

I like the above posters a lot.

*edit* shit 2 of the above posters. kek

[miraclegrow2]

Name as many facts about yourself that nobody knows.

- My parents named me and my brothers after the 4 apostles. Matthew, Mark, Luke, John.

- I am the Godfather to my Niece. (Godfather/Godmother is basically the caretaker if something ever happens to her parents, it's also my duty to teach her the Catholic religion.

- I'm 5 6, 155 pounds, I used to weigh 255 Pounds.

- I'm a dental tech, (I make crown, and bridges aka fake teeth)

how did you lose the 100 LBS?? your face looks skinny like you were never fat at all.

[quido]

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/fascinating.jpg

[FoxxHound]

I am pretty sure I was named after a character from The Dark Crystal.
Sektor you should do dental work for me bro.

[iruinedyourday]

I always kinda hoped you wore lab coats because you were some kinda scientist

[Samsung]

how did you lose the 100 LBS?? your face looks skinny like you were never fat at all.

I basically walked an hour a day and counted my calories. I'm 31 now but I wasn't fat while I was here. Lost my weight when I was 23.

[Rhuobhe]

Name as many facts about yourself that nobody knows.

- I hate most people and I don't wish the best for anyone. Seriously

- I am an Alpha and I do what i want to do. I will fuck your wife.

- I don't have feelings but I'm a great dad.

- I'm a disaster recovery expert for a big enterprise (Backup Recovery duh)

[Xaanka]

- i regularly suffer from bowel obstructions

[fandAONgo]

- im the best player on the server

[cronik]

This thread has the potential to be more depressing to read than average.

[Gaunja]

My wife gives me a blowjob while I play EQ sometimes.

[Nocsucow]

My wife gives me a blowjob while I play EQ sometimes.

man.... back when I played Eq2 like 5 years ago.... the wife played with me and this happened a lot. she got more addicted than me and quit PC gaming. no more undercut he desk live... put she did cause me to die on destiny a few nights ago.

[Plackers]

Noc back to having little girls in his avatars

[Samsung]

Noc back to having little girls in his avatars

That's his daughter chill dude.

[Zade]

- I hold the record for most bans due to RMT in server history.

kekeke

Sektor is a clean whistle. But dat wedding registry tho? looool

[heartbrand]

I'm still pissed I bought Sektor luggage to be a pal and I didn't get several fungis like everyone else did for far cheaper purchases.

[Zade]

hb you fucked up.. the blender was where it was at man

[Nocsucow]

Noc back to having little girls in his avatars

Why do you have to be such a complete degenerate... it's pretty fucking pathetic how pitiful your online persona is.....

[Swish]

what did buying cutlery get you? i was tempted

[lite]

Father killed by Colombian drug cartel.

Brought illegally to the United States at the age of 11.

[Smedy]

hb you fucked up.. the blender was where it was at man

the blender bought me a 60 wizard and a aon, thanks sektor

[SamwiseRed]

Not that anyone is going to believe me but...

I once performed a field amputation on someone's leg.

[Redi]

i believe u bud

thx 4 ur service

[Ragnaros]

Not that anyone is going to believe me but...

I once performed a field amputation on someone's leg.

I believe you Samwise, you are a TRUE American hero.

[Samsung]

Zade is mad he bought me a blender thinking I was going to give him SK pixels. Hehe owned.

[Zade]

Zade is mad he bought me a blender thinking I was going to give him SK pixels. Hehe owned.

haha <3 good times. glad i didnt give into the dark side

[Nocsucow]

haha <3 good times. glad i didnt give into the dark side

some say different zade... I try to defend ya ..

[DRAGONBAIT]

Name as many facts about yourself that nobody knows.

- My parents named me and my brothers after the 4 apostles. Matthew, Mark, Luke, John.

- I am the Godfather to my Niece. (Godfather/Godmother is basically the caretaker if something ever happens to her parents, it's also my duty to teach her the Catholic religion.

- I'm 5 6, 155 pounds, I used to weigh 255 Pounds.

- I'm a dental tech, (I make crown, and bridges aka fake teeth)

yeah dental techs makes tons of money, wonder why u have enough to spend on pixels while childs die out there starving, wars, etc. praise jesus

[HippoNipple]

yeah dental techs makes tons of money, wonder why u have enough to spend on pixels while childs die out there starving, wars, etc. praise jesus

Go make your own money to donate and stop bitching that someone else making a decent living isn't fixing these causes you care about but are insignificant to.

[LostCause]

donate to the cause and let them take 90%.

[Malevz]

Some RL facts about me:

-2 sisters, one alive one dead.
-Left home at the age of 15
-I am of course a tranny
-I fight crime at night, during the day I work in the tech industry
-I think Fandango is the best rogue on the servers (both blue and red)
-My love in life is good scotch and bourbon
-I always always always laugh when I see a tiny little man with a giant fat woman

Edit: also one of these items is not true.

[SamwiseRed]

I am guessing the part about a job is not true :P

[Nirgon]

Go make your own money to donate and stop bitching that someone else making a decent living isn't fixing these causes you care about but are insignificant to.

Man.


MAN.

I remember when we phoned this guy up to the Bigs in FQ.

What a hitter.

[Nocsucow]

Some RL facts about me:

-2 sisters, one alive one dead.
-Left home at the age of 15
-I am of course a tranny
-I fight crime at night, during the day I work in the tech industry
-I think Fandango is the best rogue on the servers (both blue and red)
-My love in life is good scotch and bourbon
-I always always always laugh when I see a tiny little man with a giant fat woman

Edit: also one of these items is not true.


reported for RL attacks.... sorry pal... I'm just sick of it

[miraclegrow2]

play by the thread rules and have fun, stop being bitter and insulting eachother

[Malevz]

I am guessing the part about a job is not true :P

The job is true. Empire raids 4 nights a week for like a couple hours. It's actually very convenient. I envy people without jobs, but how the hell do they pay their bills and mortgages, and for booze?

[Samsung]

I bring out the worst in Raze hehe.

Reported.

[Malevz]

Ya, I'm going to go ahead and apologize for that comment, it was possible I was directing it at someone, and it was uncalled for. I hate that shit on the boards.

[Samsung]

Ya, I'm going to go ahead and apologize for that comment, it was possible I was directing it at someone, and it was uncalled for. I hate that shit on the boards.

I'll let that one slide.

[Plackers]

reported for RL attacks.... sorry pal... I'm just sick of it

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/396070425/pdobear_400x400.jpg

[Tassador]

I am 35
employed at an hourly job
practice mma and fight as a amateur for bobs's barricade (my uncle back yard with cool barricade ring)
Have head set hair from 90hour 100man raids
Love EverQuest
6'1" 170 pounds soaking wet

[Tradesonred]

Went dumpster diving yesterday till 5am with a microbiologist and a law student. Found enough food to fill an SUV. 3 full boxes of chocolate bars and bags that were cleared before halloween stock arrived. Will be redistributing said food free of charge to people in our neighboorhoods.

[Tassador]

Went dumpster diving yesterday till 5am with a microbiologist and a law student. Found enough food to fill an SUV. 3 full boxes of chocolate bars and bags that were cleared before halloween stock arrived. Will be redistributing said food free of charge to people in our neighboorhoods.

you want to break into Miami Seaquarium and free Lolita?

[Tradesonred]

you want to break into Miami Seaquarium and free Lolita?

One thing at a time

[HippoNipple]

Went dumpster diving yesterday till 5am with a microbiologist and a law student. Found enough food to fill an SUV. 3 full boxes of chocolate bars and bags that were cleared before halloween stock arrived. Will be redistributing said food free of charge to people in our neighboorhoods.

Why don't you just get a job and stop redistributing garbage? Then you can donate real food.

[Tradesonred]

You almost cry opening the "garbage" of these fancy groceries. Its not mixed most of the times, its just full bags of fruits and vegetables, prepared foods not past their expiration date. They need to clear the items because they dont have the space to hold more when new stock arrives. So they trash perfectly edible stuff, heart-breaking really.

[Malevz]

Some RL facts about me:

-2 sisters, one alive one dead.
-Left home at the age of 15
-I am of course a tranny
-I fight crime at night, during the day I work in the tech industry
-I think Fandango is the best rogue on the servers (both blue and red)
-My love in life is good scotch and bourbon
-I always always always laugh when I see a tiny little man with a giant fat woman

Edit: also one of these items is not true.

I can't believe no one guessed the one that wasn't true, correct answer was :

"I fight crime at night"

At night I play EQ and raid, and I find the suffering of others amusing so crime is good.

[Nirgon]

reported for RL attacks.... sorry pal... I'm just sick of it

Got yur back kid.

Leave dis pal alone yowl.

Also, give back Kringe's account and all is forgiven.

Time to heal dis community pals.

[Nocsucow]

Got yur back kid.

Leave dis pal alone yowl.

Also, give back Kringe's account and all is forgiven.

Time to heal dis community pals.

kringe is getting that back.... pinky promise

[Nirgon]

u gonna do that for me Noc?

really?

[Mus3t11]

- I was awake 3 - 4 AM all week due to midterms.

- Would take a break to browse the forums and saw Colgate on every time post 2 AM. Take a break kid.

[Nocsucow]

u gonna do that for me Noc?

really?
in the process of getting it cleared with sirken

[Nirgon]

I will be sure to return da favor

I'll be havin me dinner and snortles with him in TS while the trick or treaters come around and let him know

[snufzaimoverlord]

I'm Covered in tattoos, a skinhead, own 6 Motorcycles mainly restored Harleys and Choppers, am very wealthy, married with a model wife and could afford to retire for Freedom 35 if I wanted to.

I also recently broke my back.

[Nirgon]

prayer 4 ur back snufz

hope jesus blesses and cures

[Malevz]

I'm Covered in tattoos, a skinhead, own 6 Motorcycles mainly restored Harleys and Choppers, am very wealthy, married with a model wife and could afford to retire for Freedom 35 if I wanted to.

I also recently broke my back.

I always tell the nurses I broke my back, forces them to check for priapism.

[fiegi 8.0]

I love to gamble and smoke weed while playing eq.

[Zack Morris]

I fucked Kelly Kapowski before A.C. Slater did.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2cf213bb8e16b32de13671bab2d92086/tumblr_mkhkhsX8gH1rxsftpo1_500.gif

[Seltius]

I am a 76 yr old retired biochemist.
I live in Idaho.
I am bent on taking over the world through spud technology.(spud rockets and cannons)
I have 1 cat and 3 dogs.
I am 5'6" and weigh 110lbs.
I am a ginger.
I have no soul.



Oh and 1 of these things is real.(sorry jk couldn't resist after all of the other and this and this are real)

[iruinedyourday]

If you're curious about drakar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

[Swish]

lol

[miraclegrow2]

I am a 76 yr old retired biochemist.
I live in Idaho.
I am bent on taking over the world through spud technology.(spud rockets and cannons)
I have 1 cat and 3 dogs.
I am 5'6" and weigh 110lbs.
I am a ginger.
I have no soul.



Oh and 1 of these things is real.(sorry jk couldn't resist after all of the other and this and this are real)

wow you are 76 and EQing it up?

Bravo duder

also gaping how did you break your back?

[snufzaimoverlord]

Was doing some bush ziplining and the cable snapped, fucking blows.

[Slathar]

I'm a published author and scholar.

[SamwiseRed]

I am wearing my red wings jersey at work today. It is my very subtle Halloween costume.

[Plackers]

I'm a professional Everquest player. I pay the bills streaming Everquest.

[Slathar]

I have never had a "real" job, yet I have assets exceeding 7 figures.

I am an addict (gambling, food, the scrubbing of my scalp).

Mother loves me this I know.

I am of sound mind and weight.

I have 14 level 60s in Everquest emulation.

[AzzarTheGod]

- i regularly suffer from bowel obstructions

u on shark fin extract pal?

[AzzarTheGod]

you want to break into Miami Seaquarium and free Lolita?

Posting stuff like this can get you in serious hot water pal.

Seen many pals shoot their mouth off on the internet this year with stuff just like that and get reported and saying I was kidding doesn't save you from the gross inconveniences that await you. Just sayin...

[AzzarTheGod]

could afford to retire for Freedom 35 if I wanted to.


o i c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qju3i6hpKBY


freedom 55 not as good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQezUN-e0go

[Tassador]

Posting stuff like this can get you in serious hot water pal.

Seen many pals shoot their mouth off on the internet this year with stuff just like that and get reported and saying I was kidding doesn't save you from the gross inconveniences that await you. Just sayin...

Oh come on how are you going to take a 30 ton dolphin? You're just a jerk par for the course here kid.

[shokar]

I wear tight pants and my shirts are all one size too small.

[Malevz]

I'm shocked I wasn't mocked for being a tranny. I know Empire celebrates my alternate lifestyle choices but on this message board I expected more mocking.

[Eslade]

Oh come on how are you going to take a 30 ton dolphin? You're just a jerk par for the course here kid.

they made a documentary (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QzxDlS6QY1s) about it.
you dumb?

[Malevz]

they made a documentary (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QzxDlS6QY1s) about it.
you dumb?

Easily one of my favorite documentaries, right after Jersey Shore. Learned all about Jersey from that.

[Sylexis]

I sometimes secretly wish internet trolls and bad players were stabbed in the face.

Repeatedly.

With a rusted spork.

The above statements may or may not be true.

[Tassador]

they made a documentary (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QzxDlS6QY1s) about it.
you dumb?

Lol love that movie. But snowflake is like 300 elbows also Kimbo who has awesome restaurants in the ft. Lauderdale area never was on a super bowl team. That's the dude in the shower scene.

[iruinedyourday]

I sometimes secretly wish internet trolls and bad players were stabbed in the face.

Repeatedly.

With a rusted spork.

The above statements may or may not be true.

hehe idk whats worse the person who likes to heckle people for a luagh or the person who wants hecklers to be stabbed in the fac....

...wait no, I know which one is worse.

[Farzo]

-i wake up with morning wood

[Deluxeee]

Lite has the best story imo.

[Sylexis]

I once won an underwater pumpkin carving contest when I worked for a dive shop in the Caribbean.

[Varren]

I am dressing up as Paul Bunyan for Halloween. With my double bladed axe and my hobnail boots I go where the timber's tall. Mostly cause my boy is obsessed with pioneers and going as Daniel Boone. Wife rolling as Babe.

[Slathar]

i gained 14 pounds this month

[Xaanka]

http://i.imgur.com/pR7d696.jpg

[Xaanka]

u on shark fin extract pal?

yeah i had to take shark fin extract for about a week

[B4EQWASCOOL]

I'm not fat.

[pgerman]

sektors writing this all down in his little black book


going to pass it down to his grand children

[krazyGlue]

sektors writing this all down in his little black book


going to pass it down to his grand children

HEY! you leave my friend alone

[iruinedyourday]

I suggest refraining from posting anything about your IRL now that a certain somebody is in this thread.

[Samsung]

sektors writing this all down in his little black book


going to pass it down to his grand children

Luv u barcode.

SUP KRAZY!

[everquestin1]

Fact#1 Slathar stole my haircut

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/1780779_10152324363803689_946838409_n.jpg?oh=ee5ef 6b855539d6211f77872d6912d21&oe=56D1A0BA

Fact#2 I have 16 billion isk in eve online

Fact#3 I have an extensive collection of fossilized cat poop

Fact#4 Swedes like smedy only wish that their bloodline was as pure as mine

[Kergan]

8/10 would bang

[fiegi 8.0]

ames lookin good

[Samsung]

Ames looks better that's for sure.

[krazyGlue]

did my posts get deleted?

[miraclegrow2]

if you dont see it, yes it was deleted

[Genedin]

son you have two large caterpillars on your forehead

[everquestin1]

son you have two large caterpillars on your forehead

someday they will be two beautiful butterflies

[georgie]

the comb over in full effect

[Nocsucow]

someday they will be two beautiful butterflies

haha

[Greegon]

- I don't have feelings but I'm a great dad.


lold

[Xaanka]

- im gay

[AzzarTheGod]

- im gay

good post

[Swish]

I've been to the gym 11 times in the last 15 days. Feels good to level myself up.

Gonna YT someone in the free weights area this week.

[Nocsucow]

I've been to the gym 11 times in the last 15 days. Feels good to level myself up.

Gonna YT someone in the free weights area this week.
I've been the last 58 days out of 60... some of them days have been two a days. ... feels goog

[Swish]

I've been the last 58 days out of 60... some of them days have been two a days. ... feels goog

I'm gonna start pulling double sessions then! Not going to be upstaged on elf sim forums.